DSP Tries It: The Best RAGE Ever Moments

[@ninjabobcat8959]

"I lost again because I can't do basic shit" DSP in a nutshell

[@corrion1]

those poor controllers having to deal with sausage finger rage every day

[@marcosvalenzuela1724]

corrion1 and that poor bruised table.

[@sheldoncooper8199]

+corrion1 I am sure DSP destroyed like 2 Arcade Sticks per year since August 2009. And at least 4 to 8 Controllers of X-Box 360, X-Box One, PS 3 and PS 4

[@krissjames7276]

Sticky sausage finger rage - remember, he doesn't wash his hands after jerking off.

[@brianlamontagne8850]

More will be along the way. Those controller, and Fightsticks are truly casualties of Swine rage. I felt truly bad about those controlers, and arcade sticks. They don't deserved that kind of abuse. Especially from the like of the Pig Gungan Roach.

[@Aron316]

i read that as sausage finger rape...well i guess both work

[@rcblazer]

The only thing worse than being DarkSydePhil? Being DSP's controller.

[@platty9237]

Or his wife... errr roommate.

[@KingDanieltheDandy]

The button mashing is real in this video, you can hear the tryhardness

[@maryus786]

7:02 Lol the clip when he fighting bizon as old man fu. "This guy terrible! Online play only the shittiest may apply. I love it." Literally next round gets flawlessed then blames game. Man i love how fate treat DSP sometimes.

[@TheCgamer93]

DSP:*inserts Kojima insult after slamming controller*

[@MXOY99]

Kojima produced game too XD

[@KiroShiftYusay]

Fuck this game bekause Kohjima is a fauhkin asshole!

[@MXOY99]

"Kojimas porn stash all over his gaaame!" (Was something like that.)

[@BSJINTHEHOUSE420]

TheCgamer93 Bugged Kojima mechanics

[@DarthJoshReturns]

DSP would get along great with RazorFist.

[@ProfessorxVile]

Who else wants to see the hogman forced into some kind of SAW trap where he has to play a game well to save himself from a slow and messy death?

[@galenkling1755]

6:33 best fight ever dsp goes from "he is terrible i love it only the shitty players on online haha" then gets double perfected and dsp turns right back to "wow this game sucks i cant do anything online sucks" then immediatley blames his fans for making him play it lmao

[@Redacted30]

All those poor controllers subjected to DSP.....

[@brianlamontagne8850]

I know.

[@archvilethe87th60]

He's nicer to his controllers than Wings of Redemption is.

[@OBDJYT]

lol at that Deathstroke clip!

[@AncientCS]

where is that from? :D

[@UltimateShadow10]

@Ancient CS You haven't seen the infamous *Doritos and Fanta* match from his Injustice 1 saltplay before?

[@AncientCS]

i have, i was wondering about that clip that made fun of it

[@UltimateShadow10]

@Ancient CS This is the Deathstroke parody clip kzbin.info/www/bejne/np7chqWkrqutnKM And you should also checkout this clip from his Arkham Origins playthrough when he was too stupid and got PTSD during the Deathstroke boss fight. He thought he was still playing Injustice 1. kzbin.info/www/bejne/fGa1nGWDh89qq9U

[@AncientCS]

thanks man!

[@ryborg3702]

“Press *slam* the *slam* fuckin’ *slam* spacebar! Space fuckin’ bar!” Fucking hilarious...

[@Kiluei]

First laughing that he beat that M.Bison easily and the same M.Bison starts to wreck him in th 2 rounds after it and he starts blaming the game and the playing style of his foe. So damn hilarious how he isn't self-aware of his behavior.

[@arena_sniper7869]

Kiei Luahi That was karma.

[@dasspanienabwehr4906]

Lol I feel like he let him win to get cocky then beat his ass

[@MybeautifulandamazingPrincess]

That was one of the most delicious instant karma moments I've ever seen, pure gold

[@platty9237]

It’s one of the DSP troll tactics - they’ll give up the first round on purpose.

[@Captain_AAhab]

@@platty9237 Gotta love that Bison hustle

[@Empress_Theresa]

"I'm not doing anything!!!" Exactly Phil, exactly!

[@TheZodiacRipper]

My thoughts exactly.

[@jacks.cosplay]

"I lost again because i couldn't do basic shit" ahh dsp in nut shell. Ironically not admitting he sucks. Lol. I think its irony.

[@Midnight_Freefall]

3:00 LOL wow... Never gets old.

[@TomekFM]

6:30 "I'd rather play E.T. on atari..." that's true rage right here i tell you.

[@miaouew]

"I did absolutely nothing half the time and still got hit. I was holding back to blahk he's jumping, fucking, I try to do nothing he does stuff, unbelievable. Double perfect. This is Ahnline Play."

[@monkeyscientist9913]

"Learn how to play the game and be an honorable fucking player!" I'm surprised DSP knows what the word "honor" actually means, since he's never shown a lick of it in his entire life.

[@Xehanort10]

In Phil speak "Be an honourable fucking player" means "Let me win."

[@KingDanieltheDandy]

A tornado of salt is coming and i shall enjoy all of it

[@Fybrizo]

The double perfect clip will be always in our hearts.

[@robbiethepeasant463]

HOLY SHIT 6:30 HES CRYING

[@FatalKitsune]

*intense controller smashing noises* "Work controls! Work!" Mm. I wonder why DSP has control issues so often.

[@IllPropaganda]

No wonder this kumquat has no friends! 9:28 "COME ON, MAN, YOU'RE NOT PLAYING THE GAME THE WAY I WANT YOU TO PLAY IT, SO I QUIT!"

[@ChalkTeacher]

That ending tho. 10/10

[@Soydrinker999]

"i did absolutely nothing and still got hit", errr yeh? what the fuck else would happen?

[@brianlamontagne8850]

Gotta love those classics. It's a trip down memory lane.

[@slipknotfan8100]

The Castlevania clip had me dying, thanks for making me laugh so early in the morning lol

[@TheNexDude]

Thing is Phil is so stupid he judged No More Heroes on a version that even the series creator doesn't like and has gone on record as to preferring the Wii version of the game.

[@Fleados]

Damn he smacked that controller back in the old days.

[@KingDanieltheDandy]

3:04 is that......even a insult. I swear half the things he says don't even apply to the situation at hand

[@MXOY99]

I genuinely felt uncomfortable than hurt. XD

[@KingDanieltheDandy]

Fairfax Video Yeah it was just weird

[@MXOY99]

King Daniel The Dandy: He seems like a very sexually aggressive person. His insults are extremely vulgar for the sake of vulgarity.

[@capthavic]

King Daniel The Dandy Would be ironic if it actually had been a woman playing.

[@MXOY99]

capthavic: The possibility is always there...

[@MasterMickkaG]

Enjoy The *RAGE* More to come

[@vaultboy2354]

Bro your like a Android sent from the future with these videos keep it up bro

[@MasterMickkaG]

Jogn Hong thanks man

[@MXOY99]

Vault Boy: Oooh more to come...

[@Axl794]

Keep up the good work, Vault Boy!

[@brianlamontagne8850]

Oh, I will.

[@system2314]

phil "khant blhak ahnline" burnell

[@hofexcusemaker7428]

Lmao

[@Xehanort10]

I think he intentionally plays with a shitty connection just so he can blame losses on lag.

[@djtoxicdhg]

Oh my God that picture for this video poor Phil we will never let that down lmfao!!!

[@MultiAsh93]

"Online play, only the shitty may apply"

[@MidTierVillain]

I can see the allure of watching a DSP video back then, because this is hilarious.. and, you didn’t see much of ppl raging like that back then. But, he hasn’t elevated one bit, just became a Karen while panhandling. The Schtick gets old, and tiresome, then it just because what DSP is now.. an oddity, a circus clown, and a lolcow.

[@Jball2K-TV]

lol that end clip caught me off guard lmao

[@battlion507]

jball2ktv Same here, almost coughed up my doritos and fanta. Lol.

[@wormwood5073]

This is the kind of man Kat wanted 😁

[@miaouew]

"I lost the game cuz I can't fuckin do basic shit" - DSP Yep.

[@veterinarius7646]

Too bad for him he cannot afford to break so many controllers any more, he needs money for his TAXES.

[@assassincreed670]

This is is some good pure quality Brine

[@runsinbackground]

This is totally what I needed today man. I'm sick of all this #solemaid drama, it's just sad and embarrassing in a not-fun way (that poor woman...), so it's nice to get back to the classics.

[@jamelhaynes549]

6:08 that was DSP 10 years ago😂

[@realsong-fake]

Behold! 10 years ragacy

[@L251125]

I'd love to see Phil play a match of SF against Low Tier God in a real life tournament setting.

[@neoflynn]

Deathstroke was obviously the only way to finish this video

[@hankhill7055]

Lmao Bobby come see this I tell you what heh

[@nathan00118]

ya know fellas...

[@daspoboy2781]

7:00 Phil: He is terrible lol. WONDERWAFFLE407: Dafuq u say, u litel bitch? (*proceeds to beat Phil like a stepchild) Phil: REEEEEE HE'S A HACKER!!! Phil's tears must be a special kind of tasty.

[@rookiebear1124]

Phil "I cant do basic shit" burnell

[@tundrarunner4951]

That clip at the end! XD

[@RampagingJupiter]

the deathstroke holding the doritos and fanta soda at the end killed me. HAHAHAHA

[@marcu24]

I can never get tired of that death-stroke video

[@prestonmctrooper]

I like the clip where the control was broken and he slams it to fix it like a caveman

[@jrmigottazer0358]

Best clip is him talking shit about the bison player then immediately gets double perfected right after

[@FTWorWTF]

That dancing salt shaker caught me off guard.

[@sheldoncooper8199]

Vault Boy this is Your Masterpiece this deserves 30.000 views

[@A3manAMG]

The salt is MASSIVELY STRONG!

[@MightyNick100]

Who’s saltier dsp or lowtiergod ?

[@MXOY99]

Phil got gout from his salt levels. So DSP.

[@Edward-bm7vw]

LowTierGod is pure roid rage. DSP is salty due to incompetence. But both have over inflated egos. I'm thinking maybe DSP but not by much

[@suspicioususer]

At least LTG still goes to tournaments unlike Philip "HE'S USING ONLINE SAFE MOVES" Burnell who hasn't played next to another person in about 5 years

[@brianlamontagne8850]

Both are equal in my book.

[@Solh0und]

According to FullbenderTV, Lowtiergod is much saltier than DSP.

[@ReccaWolf]

10:40 ROFL! XD

[@No1ANTAGON1ST]

The great DSP had every right to quit EVERY game he slapped down. He is an amaaaaazing gamer

[@danny2stack]

WORK CONTROLS WORK

[@I.S.N.O.B.]

This is what he'll be remembered for when he loses everything.

[@uservenny84]

The M. Bison troll was the fucking best.

[@AlastorNightheart]

Him fucking banging his controller fucks me up Lmao

[@MrW1sey]

The edit into LTG ‘worthless specimen’ was godlike.

[@southglare_axe7397]

9:28 DO YOU WANNA PLAY THE FUCKING GAME!?

[@JBKWaka]

DSP Tries It: Anger Management

[@thatpart]

You can find some of these History Channel Modern Marvels salt documentaries on KZbin. I admittedly went down a rabbit hole with them after a few Vault Boy intros. Always fantastic, my man😇!

[@Spudawg]

That Bison baited the absolute fuck out of him. God damn that was fun to watch. Gets double perfected. wew lad.

[@nightowl3582]

His raging is hilarious.

[@ringzy]

damn 25% sodium

[@existtracefan]

That micro organism also lives in Phil bloodstream. Fun fact, the only other place on earth it can survive outside of the Brine.

[@nahlog2047]

THE BEGINNING CLIP LMFAO

[@ShadowNite1105]

Recent studies show that continuous exposure to salt can actually be harmful to electric devices such as controllers, consoles, PCs, etc. In other words, rip those controllers

[@dukenukem6377]

Nice work VB never stop I love it

[@manuelpatino7863]

You could actually use DSP footage in real-life salt documentaries. XD

[@Taevec]

I’m flaggin’ this, not a single legitimate hit in this entire video.🐽🐷🐽

[@oxysz]

Yayy night mode for KZbin on mobile :). Keep up the great work !

[@Pyrotimewhat]

His Hotline Miami playthrough was AGONIZING to watch. And I suck at HM 1 and 2!

[@anthonytilleman3576]

I didn’t know Kojima made a Castlevania game

[@bobolinkize]

Got an ad for the movie Blockers at 4:25 too perfect

[@ZeroWinger]

LOL I DIED AT THE HOTLINE MIAMI PART

[@archvilethe87th60]

If this guy was more self-aware and humble about his mediocre skill level, he could've actually found a good niche for himself. This compilation is one of the funniest vids I've seen on here.

[@Archvile1]

LIKED! Yet another excellent video dude!

[@Demetri-nh7cf]

Deathstroke clip lmao that was great

[@coreym8145]

after all his current tax and financial hardships he probably really regrets going through a controller every game

[@Dram9724]

Lmfaooooooooooo at the m bison double perfects

[@oldschoolninamain9138]

LMFAO even 2 years later and this shit still cracks me up! Anhline Khambos kay! Can't do anything!!!! I'm pressing buttons!! I'm a mature adult! WHY AM I TOXIC?! WHY AM I POISON??

[@Ridders-yh4nf]

I am drowning in salt thanks to this video

[@skiie]

Yes yes. Feed me Seymour more!

[@TheJericho1123]

to think it all probably started with the denial of the Wolverine toy. if anyone doesn't deserve to play videogames it's Phil.

[@goober3164]

R.I.P. game controllers

[@WesleyZ3]

"WHY AM I TOXIC??????????????????????????????????????????????????"

[@andrewhoffman7879]

5:13 sometimes I wonder if he acts dumb on purpose. I mean he literally drove up to the car without even attempting to miss it.

[@XplodinApple]

DSP logic: I lost. I will blame online play because I myself am a former pro fighting game player

[@lostintechnicolor]

DSP obviously LOVES video games!

[@arena_sniper7869]

DSP getting double perfected in SF4 is karma for him trash talking the first round.

[@SovietToaster]

I fucking love how he complains about online play and hasn't even played a tournament in almost a decade.

[@capthavic]

RIP controllers, you deserved better...

[@DesertFerret7]

So now as you live in your mom's basement, you can celebrate eating your whole fucking bag of Doritos and chugging down on your Fanta because you gotta win with Deathstroke. We never forget!

[@jadejenkins3215]

I love the intro