The Nutcracker: The Untold Story - The WORST Christmas Movie?

[@redacted8567]

“Aight guys. Picture this. That shitty nutcracker movie from a few years back, but without the rats and Christmas shit, and make it a video game.” - the developers of Wolfenstein, presumably

[@piglin469]

YEAH they rip this shit off then again THIS IS A BAD movie so we can steal everything and no one will give a shit

[@Xplainn93]

I can’t believe id Software went back in time to 1992 so they can rip off this movie smh my head

[@gasmaskman1354]

and yet it turns out 100x better

[@ethanspear4471]

Holy shit, a dumbsville video with NO dislikes? That's amazing

[@jeremyie]

:,)

[@loj2252]

waw

[@sillyfegart5455]

Lesssss goooooooooooo

[@abelrefasa3382]

Very poggers

[@bonepawn1644]

H OW

[@legitbusinessownergus7620]

Oh boy! I can't wait to watch this film based off the nutcracker, i surely hope it isn't bad.

[@robertfromlegobatman272]

No it’s very cool and funny I assure you

[@maniacalclefable1354]

Isn’t there a multiverse nutcracker movie?

[@robertfromlegobatman272]

@@smusky4643 helikopter helikopter

[@yigakong1187]

I agree, legitimate business owner Gustavo Fring, owner of Los Pollos Hermanos

[@filletofish2200]

Rat Nazi's

[@cheesycheddah9211]

My great-grandfather, Rudolf Weber was forced to fight for Hitler in 1945 when he was only 13 years old. His father Karl had died in Ukraine earlier in 1943, and he had nobody but his mother Indrid and two younger sisters Anna and Gertrude. He was forced to participate in house to house fighting in Berlin, trying his best to get back home to his mother and sisters. After the fighting had stopped, and he was let go by American forces who had taken him as a POW, he finally got to see his mother and sisters, who were overjoyed to see Rudolf back home. I had a similar feeling of joy when this movie was over.

[@kzraps3237]

Holy shit I think you had a worse experience

[@hiruyabebaw807]

@@kzraps3237 now that's a little much

[@owen723]

Holy shit, this is one of the few times a youtube comment has legit made me laugh.

[@strawbii_chy]

Holy shit, if your great-grandfather is still around is he doing okay? If not i hope he died peacefully that shit is absolutely awful to go through

[@onememeyboi7149]

This was by far one of the best buildups to a punchline I think I have ever seen in my entire life holy shit

[@Engel-07]

I have a feeling that most movies based on holidays suck because every single writer took a holiday leave

[@genoxwastak3n]

nice joke

[@happyderp2282]

Aight, I really shouldn't have laughed at that, but I really did. Take your like and leave

[@gonu-m9e]

underappreciated comment

[@geistgrace6452]

When I was in elementary school (3rd grade), we did a nutbuster musical and we also added lyrics to the songs, but we at least made sure they were relevant to the source material.

[@godhimself4892]

I’m so sorry

[@geistgrace6452]

@@godhimself4892 Someone has to be.

[@gremlintoastt0088]

Excuse me nutbuster?!!!

[@geistgrace6452]

@@gremlintoastt0088 I call "The nutcracker" the nutbuster, mostly BECAUSE of having to do that play.

[@yetravellingsonc8372]

The nútbuster?! Yes.

[@ninjasanin500]

Imagine picking this up for ur young kids thinking its a cute nutcracker movie and then suddenly nazi rats, live toys getting their heads ripped off, and the numerous rat teeth jumpscares Merry Christmas!!! 😊

[@TheGateShallStand]

I mean, that's very accurate to the original childrens fairytale, this movie is just fucking terrible

[@redjirachi1]

11:07-Albert Einstein being in the same street as the Nazi rat toy burning was a giga-bruh moment

[@kianrodriguez4455]

I know this is random but is it just me or I want Dumbsville to do one of these for Diary of a Wimpy Kid The Long Haul just so he can completely fuck around with it? (Much like the movie did with the characters-)

[@CraigWuzHere]

I wish

[@hrhnicholasable]

I’d like reviews of the whole series so he can also talk about good movies

[@kianrodriguez4455]

@@hrhnicholasable that too actually

[@JOmR20]

I wanna see him shit all over Long Haul

[@villagecommenter8262]

I want to see it for the Undertale AU reaction.

[@Icyangel10]

For some reason I was expecting the Nuttiest Nutcracker I’m now aware this exists

[@mrylee521]

I was expecting that too💀💀

[@Predator20357]

The Nut Buster Versus The Nazi Rodents

[@CineMasterDamian]

Unironically a good movie

[@LaBellesGrace]

Nuttiest is at least self aware and pokes fun at itself. For that alone it is an almost masterpiece as far as Nutcracker movies go

[@LucasN00b]

i tried so hard to forget this movie existed. i was finally happy. my happiness is gone.

[@morbiuscrystal4875]

Same lol

[@LucasN00b]

@@weebpotato64 Shinji, but with a Christmas hat

[@springfaux6991]

"Immm dreaming of a NEON Christmasss"

[@cian.o]

The nutcracker looks like a fnaf animatronic.

[@cian.o]

Actually naw, a return to Freddy's animatronic.

[@shabillalma4907]

@@cian.o Nutjaw/Lockcracker

[@yourtimetraveleralara]

Yea

[@starkillersneed]

To me he looks like the dolls in Shrek that go "shine your shoes, wipe your... FACE!"

[@battlefrontinfinite5215]

Yeah, I was just thinking this movie is like a FNaF SFM.

[@BalthazarBullmann]

I don’t remember BJ mentioning this in the wolfenstein lore…

[@yourtimetraveleralara]

Yea

[@Justjessica87050]

Bj I think this is the wrong universe go back bj no I shall rip and tear them apart

[@Tony42008]

Ah yes, my favorite villains from the nutcracker. The Rat Nazis.

[@yourtimetraveleralara]

Yea

[@toganium4175]

I think that this movie is trying to be cute at times-it’s a Christmas movie after all-but the nutcracker itself is creepy with its big eyes, and all the forced jump scares are so unnecessary. But then we have the rat man doing a tap dance. What is this movie trying to be?

[@Imperialstorm03]

I don't know too much about what it's trying to be but whatever it is I think it should be classified as a war crime

[@GordonN661]

To be fair the kids are into fnaf

[@Justjessica87050]

Naisi propaganda

[@RetroRulzMyTown]

Oh man, I remembered seeing the trailer for this movie on TV and legitimately being horrified by it. It tried to come off as whimsical and yet I felt like I was watching Winter-Spiked Saw…..its kind of hilarious looking back.

[@generaljim3283]

Oh my god my German Teacher made us watch this a month ago

[@dumbsville]

Imagine being forced to watch this movie in school 💀

[@GordonN661]

@@dumbsville says the person who was forced watched his least favorite movies like a gulag in school

[@GordonN661]

@@dumbsville also I’m telling Doug walker you copied his review

[@varangiangaming7178]

Did they know about the rat Nazis or no?

[@SleepyMustDie]

@@GordonN661 stole his joke tho

[@sam4gaming135]

They should have called it the "nut buster" because it makes you wanna smash your head into a table

[@thefancybarbieharlequin]

I apologize for replying to a very ancient comment but I thought of something else when you have mentioned “Nut Buster” sigh

[@catpainter3165]

@@thefancybarbieharlequin who cares if you're reply was a bit late?

[@thefancybarbieharlequin]

@@catpainter3165 Point given

[@saulgoodmanKAZAKH]

Dumbsville is actually very entertaining. It also has some 21st century humour, which is a win-win situation.

[@frankuraku5622]

Indeed

[@JesusChrist-xh4vs]

Based

[@facuuu2809]

Saul, how's the lawyer business going?

[@maniacalclefable1354]

I’d like to mention that Mary and Max are the names of the 2009 Drama/Comedy Stop Motion film, Mary and Max. This movie has a scene where the main character, Mary attempts suicide while pregnant.

[@redscyther7725]

I was thinking about that movie too, but I hadn't actually seen it, and yikes, that sounds dark

[@maniacalclefable1354]

@@redscyther7725 yeah the movie is easily a 10/10 for me, but it’s pretty fucked sometimes. It’s heartwarming and heartbreaking.

[@redscyther7725]

I hear good things about it and have been interested for a bit

[@finalfroggitapproaches6418]

@@redscyther7725 It’s a bit of a downer, but overall very good. The emotional beats all hit, and the animation is wonderful. I highly recommend it, even if it did bum me out quite a bit.

[@maniacalclefable1354]

@@finalfroggitapproaches6418 seriously this movie should be shown in LA or film school or something it’s so good

[@solus8685]

The fact I wanted to watch this yesterday because I've been watching so many WW2 movies lately and wanted a break Bruh

[@PAntS-23]

14:16 Cleanest musical transition of ALLL TIMMME!! CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER!?

[@OptiJams]

The characters being called Mary and Max just makes me want to watch the much better movie with that name

[@mangle18423]

same

[@charmandyorton006]

Real talk: The darker subject matter in that film is handled much more tastefully and respectfully than this retelling of The Nutcracker. Also, it’s better animated, edited, acted, written, character-developed… basically better at everything that makes a movie good or watchable.

[@Crystre]

14:42 holy shit this is basically the ending to the Care Bears and the nutcracker movie. I really want to know how these movies all share one brain cell for the ending

[@charmandyorton006]

The Nutcracker is a real boy Pinutcchio

[@pantelisfilippidis5179]

Jeez this is a real movie? I think I saw it last Christmas while I was half asleep and up until now I genuinely thought it was a fever dream.

[@theotherjared9824]

I've been a part of 100+ semi-proffesional performances of nutmuncher over more than decade. We sometimes played the soundtrack on kazoo as a joke. We didn't know someone actually took our jokes seriously.

[@SuperCosmicMutantSquid]

NUTMUNCHER. Holy shit. 😂

[@zackman9230]

That nutcracker looks like something off of Terrance and Phillip

[@Crystre]

As someone who has watched the play for several years in a row, I can say this movies misses everything about the play. The play may not be for everyone, heck I mainly watch the play because of nostalgia and tradition. The play is meant to feel like a fever dream a child would have. The start of the play is normal and just about everything that happens in is based of something the mc saw or experienced, the nutcracker being the way he is is based off the guy she dance with, the rats are based off of the rats she saw the maid catch before she went to bed, heck even everything coming alive is based off the magical man she saw during the party, I’m not 100% sure were the snow queen and the sugarplum fairy come from but I would assume they are created from ideas if Christmas. This whole movie feels like a sad attempt at a horror movie (the toys being alive and dying due to Nazi rats) not a Christmas movie. The two biggest disservices the movie dose are adding lyrics to the music and the plot. I could and would write essay on how much this movie sucks especially compared to the source material but I don’t think anyone’s going to read this comment anyway.

[@Nick-up5wv]

I did. Do your OWN review video. I'll watch! 😉 Oh not sarcasm either. If you provided a link I really would watch! 🙂

[@sergioescobar1391]

Soon this man while have the entire Nostalgia Critic catalogue under his belt. He could probably make a review of Pink Floyd's The Wall actually enjoyable.

[@MR-cm5qt]

What do you mean? Nostalgia Critic's review of The Wall is universally praised! Just look at the analytics, there isn't a single person who disliked it!

[@pennysanchez7656]

@@MR-cm5qt Liar!

[@verylostdoommarauder]

Yeah, and he can fall back on r/PinkFloydCircleJerk if he runs out of ideas.

[@cartooncritique6625]

7:27 I mean on the one hand I can see what they were going for. They're basically taking the piss out of the Yazis, because the real Yazis wanted people to fear and respect them (mostly fear). Here they seem to be taking that away from them by portraying them to be utter buffoonish. That said, this ain't a Mel Brooks comedy, so its humor clashes with the plot's more serious tone.

[@TheBonkleFox]

This shit ain't Jojo Rabbit. You can't have the nazis both be a serious threat AND completely laughable.

[@charmandyorton006]

This isn’t The Great Dictator (and doesn’t have the slapstick or poetic ending to ever hold a candle to that film), this is freaking Nutcracker. A CHRISTMAS movie. I should feel all warm and fuzzy during that time of year, not traumatized!

[@B1tcharp]

​@@TheBonkleFoxalso JoJo rabbit was from the perspective of a kid which explains the comedy

[@NarrowCrow]

I have a strong feeling that Monkey man packwatch will not leave for a long time

[@admzwarszawy3141]

The thing that I completely don't understand is that they gave Albert Einstein a german accent, when he was a jew (the country of Izrael even tried to make him the president), who just lived in Germany.

[@happyderp2282]

This is, without a doubt, the first strand-type Christmas movie.

[@PurelyHyperbolic]

Ah Yes, combining Christmas Movies with Wolfenstein

[@thesaladman8400]

That wooden puppet gives me serious "no no no no no no no, throw it into the fire. Kill it and destroy it."

[@somewhatgoodstuff122]

14:20 I was waiting for this and I'm so glad the editing delivered.

[@IJNAoba9-25-26]

The hesitation he must've endured when he doesn't make an NFT joke on the Monkey character.

[@kingbash6466]

This alongside that one Christmas Carol movie with Jim Carrey are the Christmas movies that gave me nightmares instead of jolly vibes.

[@stevekovoc3939]

Well, at least Christmas Carol is supposed to be creepy.

[@shadowdragonproductions8025]

your style of editing will always be my favorite

[@aguyontheinternet1532]

I actually got that 50 cent video game for Christmas when I was a kid, I had a rough childhood

[@KyrosTheWolf]

Man watching this movie while intoxicated is really something

[@D_e_e_r_g_o_D]

nutcracker was really like: NO that was my slave name.

[@pennsy6755]

I'm STILL waiting for that video series on the swan princess direct to dvd series. Fun fact: the prince in them movies are voiced by the same guy who did the courier in New Vegas

[@randythedemenciasimp4996]

Oh good to see this movie wasnt a dream i had as a kid.

[@bizzlier]

Watching this while in the hospital. Just remember your channel changed me :)

[@dumbsville]

Hope you’re ok bro 🙏🙏💖💖

[@bizzlier]

@@dumbsville thank you bro 🙏❤

[@omendium2918]

I’m not gonna lie, this entire movie is so confusing. I mean first of all seeing humanoid rats wearing M1916 Stahlhelms with Wehrmacht WW2 overcoats on is confusing but the main question is why??? Like literally just why lmao? It’s like they’ve just mashed two pieces of history together for some random reason, I mean I even saw one of the rats wearing a Prussian pickelhaulbe, I really don’t understand given that this is a Christmas movie lol, it’s for children, I don’t think children are going to understand Imperial German (WW1), Prussian and of course Wehrmacht uniforms like I don’t understand what the writers were aiming for here??

[@AgarthanExecutioner]

They were aiming for call of duty levels of historical inaccuracy lol

[@omendium2918]

@@AgarthanExecutioner good one haha 😂

[@stevekovoc3939]

Actually, those uniforms look more like interwar German uniforms (like 1920's and early to mid 1930's). Some officials still wore the Pickelhaube into the 20's and 30's (mostly as dress uniforms and whatnot, but it was only very specific people who were generals and such in WW1).

[@omendium2918]

@@stevekovoc3939 that’s valid, yeah there is a clear mix of Weimar Republic uniforms, I mean I think the film is set in a 1920’s Austria, and yeah it was often CO’s and high ranks who continued to wear the Pickelhaube up until about the early 1930’s, the whole, Adolf Hitler takes office, completely spruces up the look of the army (although for a while and even into WW2 the Wehrmacht wore the M1916 Stahlhelm)

[@stevekovoc3939]

@@omendium2918 Oh yeah, I forgot about that. Austria in the interwar years also used the M1916 Stahlhelm and wore similar uniforms. However, this is clearly supposed to be Nazis and not just Austrians. Kind of odd they went with Nazis in the film instead of, well, the German Empire or something. I don't know, the whole film is silly.

[@foehammersbane3076]

Dumbsy is single-handedly responsible for the utter decline and degeneration of my sense of humor.

[@rejectclone4504]

9:45 Honestly who didn’t tear up when watching Blade Runner 2049 for the first time

[@theblazingpyro5914]

this movie actually looks like something I would cherish from my childhood

[@Melon_Guy_]

4:23 WAIT THE SOUTH PARK CANADIAN DOLL HAS THE ACCENT

[@knuckl6972]

The reason Albert thinks they're being followed is because the Soviets travelled back in time to kill him (so that he can't make the weapons for the Americans) and then George Takei (The emperor of Japan) invades the Soviet Union with giant robots.

[@theskiypdee]

Ah, yes, George, famous Japanese emperor

[@Nick-up5wv]

I would watch whatever the hell you're talking about and be MORE entertained than this 🐎💩 of a movie.😂

[@knuckl6972]

@@Nick-up5wv it's a video game called Command And Conquer: Red Alert 3.

[@Nick-up5wv]

@@knuckl6972 Oh that's a thing? Cool. Thanks.

[@killerzombie2171]

And don’t forget that Tim Curry escaped the one place where communism hasn’t gone yet…..SPACE

[@thealmightyoreoking]

Considering all the Deeze Nuts jokes, you should review “The Nuttiest Nutcracker”. There is a specific part that’s perfect for all kinds of nut jokes

[@NoodleMcDoodle69420]

Elf Bowling Is So Much Worse. You Have To Check That Out

[@rawan6961]

bruh this channel intro is the best on the face of this planet- and i am in full agreement that this is truly an atrocious christmas movie lmao also merry christmas yall

[@bboygamer8120]

Please tell me I’m not the only one thinking that the Rat Nazis look like those live-action Dr. Seuss characters

[@JackBradley07]

This guy has zero dislikes, he must be a very good youtuber on youtube

[@PrettyYukiTheArtist]

i usually dont like random humor to be funny but my god you do it so well! you earned a sub from me lol

[@tylerfish2701]

These songs were made by Tim Rice. Yeah, the same guy who worked on the songs for Aladdin, The Lion King and The Road to El Dorado. What happened?

[@goldenbucket5731]

I’m pretty certain frengel was the antagonist of wolfenstein and not a nazi rat 🤨

[@andhymontes4892]

Can’t wait to see LEGO Skywalker’s reaction to Elf Bowling the Movie.

[@KaminoKatie]

*Kenobi

[@Randomkitty74]

I grew up watching the ballet, and I love nutcrackers because of it. This movie killed me. It hurt me badly.

[@connaghward1582]

7:15 Ratten Reich do be looking a lot different than I remembered…

[@nicklaustucker4788]

14:20 This caught me off guard and I love it

[@BugsyFoga]

You know I always felt the one thing the original nutcracker was missing was it being set in the holocaust, and have the rats be literal nazis .

[@deltaknight2764]

I remember seeing a preview for this movie at the theaters, and refused to ever watch it because said preview scared the hell out of me (I was young.) Am I ever glad I dodged THAT bullet.

[@doncheadlegaming7521]

Oh boy another Dumbsville upload. I wonder what insane editing will occur

[@Kylie2009ks]

I just started watching and there’s honestly more memes than actually reviewing. This is why I love KZbin.

[@afrostacheb8228]

This movie could've been Santa Claus fighting Nazis if the plot was altered. Think about what they took from you.

[@Predator20357]

“Come on you Nazi Rat Bastards! You’ll never break the spirit of Christmas!” *Racks a shotgun*

[@afrostacheb8228]

The best thing is that the actual Saint Nick beat the shit out of a heretic one time so he would've been tearing through hordes of Nazis with his bare hare hands

[@Predator20357]

@@afrostacheb8228 Santa won’t fuck around with them, he’s bringing dragon breath rounds for these guys

[@bluscout1857]

bj blazkowicz but it’s Santa clause lol

[@Justjessica87050]

I may have elf slaves but I shall not stand for oppression

[@potatomanpotato5173]

Dumbsvilles reviews are so chaotic I can barely tell what happening and I'm here for it

[@MaidofRage420]

I feel the movie would've been significantly improved if BJ Blazkowicz rose out of the toy pile duel wielding Assault Rifles mowing down the Rodent Nazis

[@JustAnArrogantAlien]

Gosh, this is one of the uncanniest things I’ve seen in ages. You sure this isn’t a Halloween movie?

[@bigslorbsofkyrgyzstan5541]

15:57 *Come and See flashbacks intensify*

[@JustJustin0225]

6:17 This goes hard. May I screenshot?

[@lokid.r-k-9608]

6:16 this pic goes hard Feel free to screenshot

[@Yuginkai12]

I've never seen a pic go so hard in my entire life

[@that_friend05]

0:34 Shit, he can predict the future

[@drakechaston9151]

Hey Dumbsville, you should watch Impractical Jokers: the movie Truly a cinematic classic, up there with Pulp Fiction, Interstellar, and Norm of the North.

[@Vulpes_Ailurus]

Master Dumbsville. You have unfinished business! You must review the Swan Princess movies. Crest Animation still lives. Search your feelings you know it to be true!

[@SaïntlyHollowëd]

I don’t remember history teaching me that Albert Einstein could sing and play a piano

[@roflcopter_launchpad1116]

The nutcracker prince was way better. Sure, it was more of the "3rd Grade teacher puts a holiday film on for the kids to watch" variety, but it was charming enough in its own right.

[@memy3087]

The fast pace of the vid made it feel like a fever dream.

[@ThePuppetLink]

babe wake up new dumbsville vid dropped

[@rjs4176]

11:18 This is absolutely me just nitpicking the smallest god damn thing but... The emblem on the sign in the foreground, is that the fucking skull machine from the True Lab in Undertale? Damn, I'm feeling bad for my sins already... Oh yeah and while I'm here I should ask. So... Are you gonna review Hazbin Hotel? You joke about it a lot and I'd still like to hear your thoughts on it.

[@krimsonkatt]

Dumbsville said that he's never going to review Hazben Hotel because making jokes about it but never reviewing it makes it funnier. Maybe for a 1 Million sub special?

[@rjs4176]

@@krimsonkatt Should we make Dumbsville cave in at 1 Mill? Let's go?

[@coder0688]

Bro this movie should be called nutenstein: the new cringe

[@cursedtails1249]

How dare they put NFTs in my Christmas movie

[@titaniumkiwi1325]

i just saw dumbsville’s lego feet and idk how to feel…

[@caderamsey8878]

I love how he points out other Reviewers, I know Bobsheaux lmao Also 4:49 BOB

[@kazzykun5235]

To be honest I would like to watch the movie myself, because it's so bizarre.

[@generalstaal7075]

I'm debating about doing that myself.

[@garrtoons4303]

This was the movie that nearly made me become a drunk addict.... Okay not really, but goodness knows that I need booze for this movie. 😣

[@Notgriff_29]

Germany x fnaf = perfect combo

[@KyleDoes_Things]

"Babe wake up it's a new Dumbsville video"

[@phantom9736]

Hey mom, wake up. Not ObiWan dropped a new video.

[@diegoalmaraz2036]

You haven’t seen a bad Christmas movie in till you seen the rhapsody Street kids believe in Santa

[@irishempire9811]

I remember i had to watch this in music class in 2nd grade. I cant remember what happened after that for two days, i dont know what it did to me.

[@jiazji]

14:14 this literally fucking killed me

[@agarthansupersoldier]

7:09 rats did the 9/11

[@achilles5312]

can’t believe youtube just notified me this was uploaded, can’t wait for brain melt by association

[@cheyennejohnson-m7i]

The film honestly feels like a chimera abomination of Beauty and the Beast 2017 and pretty much any other Disney Remake by Tim Burton.

[@smugfortune9977]

@PIGLIN 234 don't put jojo rabbit into this also Schindler's list a good movie

[@karakuri3035]

7:20 At that point you could have literally called him Ratler and it would have somehow made sense.

[@stonefree7973]

1:53 I got a Matrix video game ad at this exact moment. Perfect timing.

[@Slasher9485]

6:14 On this Christmas day Dumbsville got a new meme for his future vids.

[@mariahs6]

You know what this movie also kinda feels like? Mary Poppins. Here's my reasons: - The kids travel to an alternate world - Albert Einstein looks out for them more than their parents - The dad doesn't listen to/open up to them until the end of the movie I also agree that Einstein pulled a Deus Ex when he was just like "I got the feeling that something is wrong" instead of building up to it by having him visit again, or have intuition kick in (like if he felt he forgot something at the house, so now he has a reason to return).