Dune Blunt Rotation - Rise of the Muad'Doob

All his not well in the Corweedno Empire, as Hashishah Emperor Shazamn the 420th takes steps to eliminate the threat posed by the rising Atreedeez Opp Block.
What did I even just write. How did I even get here? I used to have a respected profession and I gave it up for this. Why, I ask you. Forgive me, Frank Herbert. Forgive me, Padishah Emperor Shaddam Corrino IV, forgive me House Atreides, forgive me noble Duke Leto and also his mediocre son Paul Atreides too I guess.
Big thanks to Anna and Carole for voicing the Guild Navigator and the Reverend Mother respectively (everybody say thank you to Anna and Carole)
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[@DreadAnon]

DA SEQUEL: kzbin.info/www/bejne/p5e1nmmvZpaDp5o

[@ItsjustAdam1165]

*Squeakuel

[@Fezwald1]

*Electric Boogaloo

[@jessietricia1609]

This is exactly what Frank Herbert envisioned.

[@r30413]

His sucsessor is born...

[@xenomorphphantom8852]

He would be so proud!

[@danteabaddon]

Not enough weird sexual sh*t

[@trevorfranks69]

Cytus pfp based

[@hardgay7537]

I wish I could like a comment more than once. Frank Herbert liked his psychoactives.

[@TLhikan]

Finally, an adaptation that understands the source material.

[@donaldn5798]

I watched the newer dune movie, I don't know jackshit about the lore, but I feel like they dropped the ball

[@Kwisatz-Chaderach]

​@@donaldn5798Its was a good movie. Kinda messed up some pretty important things with Chani and the Fremen, and Paul tripped balls way harder....like way harder and all the time.

[@AnMComm]

Nah, he tripped way more in the book, and so did the entirety of Firemen population. Like, atheistic Fremen from the movie are literally impossible with all of the tau-orgies going on. ​@@Kwisatz-Chaderach

[@jic1]

If they understood the source material, the weed would have been mixed with PCP.

[@bac0nknight691]

So glad they mentioned the penis explosion chamber

[@TheWarmachine375]

"My father never fought in the war. He was a navigator of a Spice freighter." - Luke Skywalker on a planet of sand.

[@BigHomieGayAss1917]

Fremen killed and replaced the Tusken Raiders and Jawas as the native inhabitants confirmed

[@lorddevilfish5868]

@@BigHomieGayAss1917The Jawas then fled into the future to help Lion El Johnson and the Dark Angels.

[@z3iro383]

Little did he know, his father was in fact a powerful psychic deeply involved in galactic politics who was horrifically deformed and required a hermetically-sealed chamber just to survive

[@DeezNuts-kl2te]

All scifi 3 in 1

[@joshuafischer684]

Star Wars: Don't do drugs Star Trek: Do some drugs Dune: Take the drug bus to the drug planet and trip on drugs so hard your son becomes a W O R M G O D

[@electricangel4488]

Al hail the worm G

[@lorddevilfish5868]

Funny story in 1994 there was a Star Wars book called Jedi Search that almost got canned by the Lucasfilm executives for featuring Han Solo as a drug dealer pushing spice, they eventually contacted George Lucas and he affirmed that Spice is a drug to the ire of the execs!

[@moritz2795]

ur comment had me dying lmao

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

Don't ever buy no Harkonnen laced boof, now the sun is black and I'm turning bald. Worst mistake of my life.

[@Jothaxify]

Shoulda never smoked that shit

[@StevDoesBigJumps]

it's like they put chemo in that shit

[@Jamhael1]

@@StevDoesBigJumps no, its all the methcrack that they put in the gas...

[@lonewolf9390]

Are you randomly floating around the room, making weird buzzing noises?

[@Jamhael1]

@@lonewolf9390 the boof they have makes feel like that...

[@S1apShoes]

The emperor resorting to growing weed in his closet: it leads the audience to question, "Wait why is the emperor of the known universe growing skunk ass weed in his closet? Can't he get like a farm or something going?" Then the big reveal: weed is illegal in Kaitain The emperor done in by his on hubris, handing off a boof of synthetic to his champion instead of splurging on the real stuff. His cheap ass loses everything. Absolute cinema!

[@uberfeel]

Paul Mua'doob: I shoulda never smoke that spice, now I'm stuck here in Arrakis being called Lisan Al Giab.

[@levongevorgyan6789]

Man can't even leave Arrakis 'cause he's so hooked on spice that without it he'll die of the withdrawals.

[@yurimodin7333]

"I took some worm poo on Arrakis to show my momma I was cool. Now into the future I see much much farther and the billion lives I'll cause them to lose."

[@TheUnoriginalDrCorgi]

Lisan Al Gyatt

[@lexisvhi3134]

💀💀💀

[@guardsman3600]

This is the single greatest piece of Dune media ever produced. Enough to make Muad’ dib give water for the dead.

[@LordOfNihil]

bong water of life anoints the muad'doob messiah.

[@addison_v_ertisement1678]

1:45 I love it when voice actors break character by laughing.

[@captaintitus4637]

😂

[@LastHCompany]

That is, in the business, called "corpsing".

[@Franz0818]

Nah, she’s just tweaking from the boof.

[@joshuafischer684]

"I remember your Gum Jobber"

[@knabdank]

really? cause i prefer when someones acting and they stay in character, like i dunno like theyre supposed to.

[@bobbyfirmansyah8580]

"HARKONNENS could be here" Gurney thought "I've fought those HARKONNENS before.. they're BRRUUUTTAAALLL" the Desert Wind felt good against his bare face.. "I HATE HARKONNENS!" He thought. Atreides Bagpipes Reverberated through his Ornithopters. The gentle wind blown the sand to his lungs, making him taste the air of time.. "With Ornithopter you could go anywhere you want.." he said to himself, loudly.

[@CrabSpu]

THAT LAST LINE LOLLL

[@braiangabriel638]

The blunt must rote

[@Jamhael1]

The weed must roll...

[@TheFace89]

HE WHO CONTROLS THE DART CONTROLS THE ROTATION

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

Desert gas

[@Jamhael1]

​@@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45 We all discovered that Dune was a tale based in this thought: "what if the nick for weed - gas - was indeed literal, as in that we need drugs to keep all moving?" Because in this universe, it is used to keep the Finding Nemo looking ahh guild, the Fivehead looking ass order, it allows no black to crack, the creation of the Kiefzatz Hasherach, and much more. So, it is INDEED GAS.

[@Jamhael1]

​@@TheFace89 nah - He who controls the gas control the Hood.

[@seanturner1197]

Alia being possessed by her grandfather , Baron Harkrakhead was because she smoked some wicked strain known as HIGH SHOLUUD, grown from a special soil made from the ashes of the baron. She was warned by her husband, duncan Idaho never to touch his stash.

[@ImmortanDan]

Duncan Slapaho shoulda insisted on spending more time with her instead of leaving her alone with the voices in her head. Shady ass Harkrackhead hallucinogens hit different when you're alone

[@TheWarmachine375]

"I hate sand. It's coarse, rough and gets everywhere." - Anakin Dunewalker probably

[@heckinmemes6430]

Anakin Boofwalker.

[@ricksanchez1079]

@@heckinmemes6430 Soon to be Dank Vapor

[@IceFire1800]

Arakin Dunewalker*

[@FormerGovernmentHuman]

Anakin doobwalker Anakin Skywalker OG

[@polishhockeyfan]

I just want to let you know "He's exacerbating my fibromyalgia" has now entered me and my wife's daily speech patterns.

[@zoeybarter3246]

“Bearer of the Bong Jabbar” has become something me & my roommate call each other lol.

[@gamer65688]

The Navigator going all poetic about Emperors illicit dealings, then just going"tf you doing" had me inhaling and exhaling out of my nose a bit

[@vdate]

God dammit, you can't have the fucking VA lose it at 'the bong Jabbar' at the exact same moment that I do.

[@aldraone-mu5yg]

3:27 That is a hardcore double deep cut reference my guy. Don't give him his shield get him outta here.

[@anirudhashok3332]

Duncan idaho was there "Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down? "

[@Kwisatz-Chaderach]

Doug Walkers in the back shouting "LONG LIVE THE FIGHTERS!"

[@aisians435]

Paul says the jihad will be out when it's out. We like that. Great work ethic.

[@moistjohn]

Confiscate his shield

[@warweasel2832]

Meanwhile Stillgar is looking on and going "RIDE THAT WORM! RIDE THAT WORM!"

[@drsuchomimus]

“Puff puff passing at the function” was read with such dignity

[@Jamhael1]

I always laugh whenever I see a posh person speaking using street slang. Imagine then the President using this to speak to the nation...

[@vincenzomarino9206]

​@@Jamhael1"These men died for our country, send flowers to their bitches and hoes" - Leslie Nielsen, Scary Movie 3

[@gabbycotto4024]

Dank weed memes aside, this was actually an extremely serviceable explanation of the engineered conflict between the duke houses that started the whole saga, in broad strokes and with modern reference/parallels at least.

[@Spheronic]

Id love to turn it into a high school play.

[@legateexpendable9308]

It's almost a 1:1 of the David Lynch script

[@mister_needles]

​@@legateexpendable9308almost the book too.

[@sebastianprimomija8375]

Simp: All women are Bene Gezerit Thad: All women are axolotl tanks!

[@LordOfNihil]

the tleilaxu must make one hell of a fleshlight,.

[@JudgeNicodemus]

Both rush each other with crysknives.

[@eddy_malouempereur_du_cong6536]

Bruh 💀💀💀

[@ajbolt7]

I have no idea why the delivery of “You have some idea of how much I could smoke” is so powerful but it’s just perfect

[@Dogmelter42]

Only five? Emperor be trippin' if he thinks only five of his elite skinhead hitmen are gonna take the Mua'doob.

[@colostomybag9201]

The Emperor do be trippin

[@TheSonOfDumb]

Take your meds dreadanon

[@DreadAnon]

no

[@r30413]

He did, he did bruh...

[@r30413]

Anon, u have outdid urself.

[@toastle8005]

He took them all

[@jic1]

@@r30413 They mean *prescription* meds...

[@ryap1]

"also, Duncan Idaho was there The Great Duncan Idaho, Right? It's ok." Is as close to a round up of all the books as anyone could get.

[@VangeistXIII]

The moment I heard Chiraq, i knew this could only be the work of Lisan Al Gaib.

[@haythamfaisal8113]

Lisan AbuGharib

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

Many opps in Chiraq. Better than those in the Lou.

[@CaptainNoFace]

I have no idea why but "We have just folded space from Chiraq" fucking sent me.

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

"The Duke's strain is becoming popular among the opp block. He could run up on me."

[@flopus7]

You'd think around the 50th time that Duncan Idaho showed up they would realize he wasnt dying and is in fact an undercover narcotics officer.

[@Akiraspin]

"He who rolls a boof holds the true control over it..." Paul Muad'doob Atreedeez, Duke of Acrackis, The Listenand I'll Getweed, The Noise From Another World

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

Power over gas, is power over opps

[@Jamhael1]

THE WEED MUST ROTATE!

[@scarymonsters9130]

My desert op pack. My Arracrackis. My Doob.

[@Jamhael1]

My desert pack. My Arrakis Projects. My Hood.

[@eddieromanov]

It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It by the smoke of spliff that the mind acquires peace, the eyes acquire blood, the blood becomes a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.

[@Jamhael1]

*music starts*

[@ARES11784]

You had me at plants within plants

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

Plants within your pants

[@paragonrobbie9270]

I like how he pulled a Zach Hadel Trump impersonation at the end there with the "the great" and "it's okay."

[@eibhlinniccolla]

“I took the Duncan Idaho ghola on the slide, he went down, a few too many times. He started going CRAZY I said you have to stop. But great work ethic.”

[@Zergei]

Great reference, might I add the greatest reference, and we like that, we like that. It's okay.

[@ethansolomon2126]

@@eibhlinniccolla”DON’T YOU TALK ABOUT ME, YOU SON OF A BITCH” “Wha- who is that? What is that?” “IT’S ME, THE LISAN AL-GAIB”

[@25usd94]

Treesan al-gaib!! He is the Voice from the Outer Hood!

[@Jamhael1]

😂

[@jeromebowers3992]

This is genuinely one of the funniest videos I've ever seen. I've watched this 20 times and it never loses its charm. Seriously major W for this channel and honestly a W for dune fans too!

[@pointblank2890]

The voice actor for Shaddam is just absolutely spot on

[@richytheking1315]

Just watched Dune for the first time and then immediately got this recommended. Im walking the Golden Path it seems.

[@Octopugilist]

It's hilarious that even a massively powerful transhuman psychic that can bend reality to its own will is afraid to drive through St Louis. There's a reason Taylor Swift flew 90 miles around it in a private jet rather than drive through St Lous

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

Not even Chiraq can compare

[@lorddevilfish5868]

2:20 J.R.R Tolkien: “Yes I’m writing a book, it’s about, something, something, monomyth, something, something, environmentalism, something, something, racial cooperation, something, something, Catholicism.” Frank Herbert: “Cool I’m writing a book, something, something, prophecy, something, something, environmentalism, something, something, postmodernism, something, something, racial collaboration, something, something, Islam.” J.R.R Tolkien: “That’s as I say, cringe bro!” Warhammer 40k: “OMG I’M LIKE YOU GUYS’ BIGGEST FAN!!! CAN I COPY YOUR HOMEWORK?” FH/JT: “Yes just get behind George Lucas.”

[@jic1]

Yup, the closest thing to an original idea in 40k was the biology and society of the Orks, and even that was a straight lift from Warhammer Fantasy.

[@nonoyobizness9090]

Wheel of Time: "Why not copy both? Mash-ups are neat"

[@famtomerc]

George RR Martin, passed out under the table: Man i love incest

[@offtankgaming1310]

40K: “Something, something, imperialism, something something, xenophobia, something, something, definitively NOT racial collaboration, something, something, FOR THE EMPRAHHH!”

[@jic1]

@@offtankgaming1310 Very much racial collaboration *within* (not excessively mutated) *humanity.*

[@jamesking2439]

Shit, its the cops! Do my eyes look blue?

[@voorachter2733]

"I see plants within your pants" just lmao

[@richietozier7091]

“This fish is trying to gaslight me” 💀💀💀

[@lorddevilfish5868]

You forgot the dangerous producer of the dank, Shai-Hashlud!

[@Jamhael1]

All praise the Shai-Hashlud, and His rotation.

[@haythamfaisal8113]

@@Jamhael1 Bless the puffing and passing of him.

[@KryselITG]

Paul: "May I remind you Spacing Guild, that I am Him. My empire will rise from 64th to 65th, but NEVER 63rd."

[@Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation]

This is what Frank Herbert intended to write before he died

[@nineball4544]

Still better than anything written by Brian Herbert.

[@Halfort57]

Still mad about that?

[@Despotic_Waffle]

​@@Halfort57Not mad, just woefully dissapointed

[@zephyrus2569]

Preach! I would have greatly preferred if his stupid brains in jars just sat around and infused THC directly into their neurons, rather than doing...what they did.

[@zephyrus2569]

Preach! I would have much preferred if Brian's stupid brains in jars just sat around in used bongwater and got high, rather than...what they did.

[@toastle8005]

Genuine question, who was- *looks up name* Oh

[@benningtoncheemingwan9168]

So, yeah Dune can be summarized as a drug war between 2 gangs....

[@MR.LMR1996]

Pretty accurate yes

[@PNWSurvivor]

2:44 this is the peak of the dune fandom! "[F] outta here, oldhead!"

[@Ollieblitzberg9841]

The dune saga would've ended so quickly if Paul just told Gaius to shut the fuck up 💀

[@JohnRStrachan]

Great Jose Ferrer impression, you really got his oddly wholesome version of the padishah emperor

[@vanbreeze23]

Ah yes. My two favorite things, Frank Herbert's Dune, and Dreadannon talkin bout weed. Love u man keep it up

[@thatonesub]

i would've laughed too if i read the words "bong jabbar" on a script for a skit 😂 1:46

[@voorachter2733]

It's bizarre someone made this into reality and I'm loving every second of it.

[@LordOfNihil]

would have loved to be there when sleep recorded giza butler.

[@Abd-kb7tr]

thank god someone else got the sleep refrences. incredible lyrics on that song ​@LordOfNihil

[@vdate]

Also, bless you for warning people about the Proto-Demonculaba. (And also thank you, Anna and Carole.)

[@AppalachianCryptidDoge]

*TOP 10 BEST DUNE ADAPTATIONS*

[@FrenchStukov]

idaho the great duncan idaho GET HIM OUT OF THERE GET HIM THE HELL OUT OF HERE DONT GIVE HIM HIS JACKET

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA MINE THAT SPICE!

[@scp-2348]

Don't look up what a Daemonculaba is either, my sweet summer children. It's like an Axolotl tank but turned up to 11 as all things in 40k are.

[@ZeroOmega-vg8nq]

so GW stealing homework again

[@orionthanathos8861]

Wow, that's a good amount of Westwood's Dune references in this video. House Harkonnen in Dune 2, Dune 2000 and Emperor: Battle for Dune have a Ram head as their Regalia, and not to mentioned the notorious Devastator warmech (Devastator Tank in Dune 2 and Dune 2000) from Emperor: Battle for Dune. I must say this is the best Dune parody videos i've seen in KZbin.

[@Spelonker]

I've watched this 10 times now and I'm still laughing.

[@oilimenoruega7836]

Thank you Anna and Carole. Also, of all the voices to crack out a laugh, Carole was the last one I expected

[@memesofwarhemmer7076]

3:36 axolotl tank dune iron warriors would be proud for such cruel and sadistic imagination 🥲

[@kev3d]

"Hey Paul, do you care if it falls?" "What?" "The Corrino Imperium." "Fuck it."

[@Hilde_von_Derp]

Long Live the Smokers!

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

Addam hashii a-zaanta

[@mateusz73]

Such a great video, idk how many times ive watched it now, amazing work dreadanon

[@MrJinxmaster1]

This film was so goated in the dialogue. 2021 is great in the visuals but the dialogue is a little lite compared to the book.

[@JM-mg4el]

Hearing runescape music in completely unrelated videos always makes me smile.

[@commanderwookiecopc806]

Shout out to the one frame of the Devastator Mech from Emperor Battle for Dune.

[@underdeaths]

ALL WEAPONS

[@kamikazoo6599]

Baron Harkonnen: "I have to say, I loved Jessica Atreides, right? I was watching various planets and I saw Jessica, the great Reverend mother. She got these visions and she talked about the famous Mahdi, right? She said 'He'll comes when he comes', and we like that, he'll come when he comes. But great work ethic, was so good when Duncan Idaho was there, the great Duncan Idaho, right? It's okay." ???: "Don't you dare talk about me you sonuvabeach." "Who said that? Who is that?" Paul Atreides: "It's me! The Mua'Dib!" "Look, There he is! There he is! Get him out of there! Get him the hell out of there!"

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

Rabban: AAAAAAAAAAA! KILL THE FREMEN!

[@yurimodin7333]

As someone who names all my strains after DUNE, this was hysterical.

[@spacecore94]

*Looks up Axlotl tank anyway* . . . Ah. . . .I see

[@alexs1954]

Yeah… no… just… no… they’re reaaallly messed up.

[@spacecore94]

@@alexs1954 *IRON WARRIORS PTSD INTENSIFIES*

[@orionthanathos8861]

@@spacecore94 It's even worse the Daemonculaba, even the dead can be created from an Axolotl Tank with all their memories intact.

[@orionthanathos8861]

@@alexs1954 The planet Tleilax do not have female population, because they are the source of Axolotl Tank...

[@cladvahd6155]

mmmmmmmmmm

[@friedpickle8332]

I love how everyone is their 80s versions except for Duncan Idaho.

[@DreadAnon]

The 1984 Duncan was the miscast of the century imo 😤

[@happymartin6778]

Thanks Anna, Thanks Carole

[@GarlicPudding]

I love how you even got Kyle McLaughlin's delivery.

[@hydra_lisk]

3:26 great zack trump impression reference "The great iron liz was there"

[@TheWarmachine375]

I can never unsee Willy Wonka in Dune and all that's missing is Lofty the Space Oompa Loompa by his side.

[@LordOfNihil]

you will see scytale in part 3. they are busy trying to get dinklage loaded so he will agree to do it.

[@ssendamthemasked9955]

Literally watched the Sting Dune movie last night. Unreal.

[@ricardohumildebrabo]

Was it fun?

[@Kwisatz-Chaderach]

Dude was it the Spicediver Ultimate edit? Thats the best version of Dune there is.

[@ganjaguru820]

immediate subscribe in the first 3 seconds from the title and energy right away. Thank you for this comedy gold

[@ferriusnillan5323]

Referencing Lynche's Dune? And even recalling the goofy ah, but cool Devastator from the Emperor game too? Is this real?

[@BadHarmonics]

"And so despite the wisdom of the ghola, we were forced to abide ruderalis strains on arrakis... inferior, terrible, and necessary "

[@nobodiesbusiness2731]

The ending caught me so off-guard. I almost choked with nothing in my mouth.

[@gruznik2119]

The RuneScape soundtrack was really the icing on the cake here

[@nobodyspecial9097]

TF YOU DOIN sent me so hard I went into a Spice trance to notify my ancestors about it.

[@notadolphin9995]

thank you Anna and Carole

[@marduk1734]

Dreadanon: don't look Axolotl Tank. Me after 100% Scorn: PATHETIC.

[@Lusus-zj9pt]

"thank you to Anna and Carole"

[@zapdog_]

"I hold at your lips the Bong Jabbar. Laced with fent. Instant death. The test is simple. Remove your hand from the box and you OD." "What's in the box?" "Drake's music."

[@sprucewillis9000]

Thank you Anna and Carole

[@gaabetzagooga5954]

"fuck outta here oldhead" killed me to death

[@JVBABAKA27]

This is the first video I saw from this channel and holy fuck this is indeed a masterpice. Now I want to watch the oldest Dune movies. LET THE BOOF FLOW

[@tjyearly6569]

Bro just collab with colaws and Amerikaner at this point bruh. Time to link up

[@TheRemembrancer]

So insightful, I’ve not even watched Dune

[@eliasbrook8991]

Ironically a pretty good interpretation of the events of Dune

[@ЛеонардБолотов]

Thank you Anna and Carole! i haven't read or watched Dune, so i assume its pretty lore accurate video

[@Dookieman1975]

If u think about it the universe is run by literal a drug empire. This is more accurate than any adaptation

[@Brenhydra]

This is it. This is the entire plot of the first book in a nutshell. Praise be the Muad'doob

[@metalmollusquetv]

That Stilgar impression is just *chef kiss*

[@andrewroby1130]

"Exacerbating my fibromyalgia" i died 😂

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

"FUCK OUTTA HERE, OLDHEAD" sent me.

[@Jo-rz6bs]

I have watched this 16 times

[@Telmach]

Even Chapter House and Heretics were too silly to make it into this recap.

[@That-Google-Guy]

Finally Jodorowsky’s Dune has been created in its full power

[@vampiricagorist6979]

I’ve been watching this every morning since this came out to get me in the right mood for the day. We must always remember to fear the bong jabar.

[@zalseon4746]

This is High Art