The Hobbit Trilogy - Why It Sucks

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[@CrabGamingTF2]

Its ironic that the overall message of The Hobbit was a warning about greed and the whole reason The Hobbit movies were made was because of greed.

[@parkersmith7736]

That is not true

[@WFUNews]

@@parkersmith7736 what was the message then?

[@DeathnoteBB]

@@WFUNews I think they’re disagreeing on why they were made

[@WFUNews]

@@DeathnoteBB I know, I wanna know what he’s arguing was the message instead lol

[@Green-cactus.]

@@yrantiquebrand the guy is busy, give him a few hours or days.

[@jermyg9180]

I still can’t wrap my mind around the fact they got Hugo Weaving, Cate Blanchett, Christopher Lee, and Ian McKellen into a green room together to pretend to hit ghosts with sticks and give one liners

[@4deleDaz33m]

If Jackson was given more time to prepare, he might've done it on location or even gave the visual effect artist more time to finish the CGI

[@OwenTheLegend]

Christopher Lee couldn't fly so all of his scenes were done in London in front of a green screen

[@Karlach_]

@@OwenTheLegend I remember crying when I read he died. I've seen most of the movies he was in. Mr. Lee was such a fantastic actor and wonderful human being. I hope he is at peace right now 🙏

[@ser_ryon_vine6392]

The power of 💰 💴 💵 💰

[@deanscordilis7280]

As mediocre as the trilogy is, I won’t lie, that scene had my lizard brain firing on all 2 cylinders. I turned into Caveman SpongeBob for a little.

[@Droid96]

As a little note, in hobbit book, Gandalf was actually dealing with the necromancer. You just don’t find that out until the end of the book and he just kinda mentions it. Then he mentions it once more when telling Frodo about the ring in fellowship.

[@micahqgecko]

Yah, I did not mind that he was included because he was actually part of the events of the time

[@toddmartin7030]

Glad someone else caught that. When he shit on the idea of the necromancer in the movie I was just thinking, "the necromancer is in the book, mentioned as causing some evil behind the scenes passively, but later on in LOTR it is confirmed that the necromancer is Sauron."

[@jimbobsenpai8494]

⁠@@toddmartin7030not only that but the necromancer plot is VITAL to saurons plan post war of the ring

[@kadebrockhausen]

I could've sworn there was a mention of the necromancer earlier in the book. But I do remember reading the Hobbit and going "wtf is this necromancer stuff" before my dad told me "that's Sauron" "oh ok"

[@TerenceGrimstone]

​@@kadebrockhausen The Necromancer was mentioned in the first chapter as having killed Thorin's father. He is also mentioned when Gandalf tells the group to not go near the south of Mirkwood because that's where his lair is.

[@PhattyBolger]

I highly recommend the M4 fan edit. It's brilliant. Cuts it down to 4 hours by removing all the filler and making it as true to the book as possible. Really enjoyed it.

[@evgeniya_elle]

wow, thanks for the recommendation!! I just watched it and it's fantastic!

[@e33d90]

nah ill pass

[@dionysus2006]

Thanks !

[@somewhatreallycoolguy7439]

just watched it, and it's honestly really good. thanks for the rec

[@chriswarburtonbrown1566]

Great recommendation, thanks. I watched these films again the other day and realised there was a decent film ( or 2) in there if they just cut out all the bloat.

[@everettmoore638]

I would give anything to live in the universe where The Hobbit was one single 2 hour movie directed by Del Toro

[@AJ__525]

let’s start a petition for a reboot

[@thingsicantfind9545]

As much as I like del toro, I really don't think his style would've worked at all I mightve been wrong no idea

[@renaigh]

and made in Stop Motion.

[@walmartpimp2]

Before LOTR, he directed The Frighteners which was a commercial and critical failure. I have no clue how he convinced anyone to invest a single dollar in adapting LOTR, a book many felt was unfilmable.

[@adamsinclair1959]

@@thingsicantfind9545 He would definitely have presented a different vision of Middle Earth from Jackson, but I don't think that would have been a bad thing. The Hobbit is so different from LOTR that it should have felt almost like it belonged in a different world.

[@triseuss]

What's sad is Richard Armitage, the guy who plays Thorin, was SO EXCITED to be a dwarf! He grew out a big bushy beard. He learned the dwarf language. He learned the entire history of the character... Then he showed up for filming and they shaved his beard and told him they wanted Thorin to be attractive and subdued and he was so disappointed 😢

[@jackcouch8322]

Ohhhhh god

[@rhetiq9989]

He felt out of place among the dwarves lol he was too handsome looking

[@churder6788]

Dang

[@alexanderadams9058]

This is honestly the most tragic event to come out of this trilogy. Armitage could've had the chance to be a true dwarf if the movies had the chance to be something great. Unfortunately, they were practically born to fail 😔

[@casualcowboy1196]

Pi

[@Souten66]

I think if the studio was desperate for another trilogy, they should’ve gone with the plan of splitting the hobbit in two and have a third movie that tied the Hobbit to Lotr. Also, everyone say thank you to Viggo Mortenson for refusing to reprsise the role of Aragorn for these movies because as he said “Aragorn isn’t in the Hobbit.” Also, I think the character would have been like, 2 at the time

[@johnrambo5795]

He would have been like 20 or 30 actually ahah

[@evgeniya_elle]

@@johnrambo5795 If we take the book's timeline, he must have been 10 at the time of The Hobbit

[@dragoness777]

I agree. The third Hobbit movie felt like fanfiction of the Hobbit. Good on the actor for standing his ground.

[@e33d90]

no, you and your mindcanon imagination can go far far away

[@mattgohlke8216]

He would be 17 , he's 87 in The Two Towers

[@cavecchibruno9426]

It's weird that you chose Dwalin as your first example of poor characterization... as I feel he is easily the best characterized dwarf. Dwalin is the first dwarf to arrive at Bilbo's house and serves as the first example to the audience of the culture-clash between Bilbo and the dwarves. Dwalin is shown to be kurt, tough, and assertive. Like most dwarves, he is very direct and "to-the-point." Having been told that there would be food waiting for him by Gandalf, he immediately helps himself to Bilbo's dinner. He is demonstrated as fiercely loyal to Thorin, but values honor and integrity even above said loyalty. It is Dwalin's speech to Thorin in the third film that triggers Thorin to realize he has gone mad with dragon sickness.

[@uncharted_bread]

Classic cosmonaut not watching the movie and complaining

[@sercravenmohead3631]

I agree and the hobbit movies aren’t bad, just like Lotr Peter Jackson made the better version over Tolkien. People were never gonna like the original hobbit over Lotr anyways, which out of the two books was more popular? I think they did a better version in both cases because the hobbit was for kids.

[@grahamhill676]

​@sercravenmohead3631 Nah sorry the hobbit movies are quite bad. I couldn't make it through any of them, despite loving LOTR. The tonal confusion, the cartoony CGI movements and visuals, the flat characters, pacing....Like it has a coupe good things about it out of ten things that make a good movie. That said, Cosmonaut is a dumbass "edgy film critic youtuber".

[@bobafett8768]

Did you steal this quote from Random Film Talk's video? Lol

[@Zoabdy]

If over the course of 3 movies, him eating Bilbo's dinner is all that separates him from a cardboard cut out of Gimli's character before they enter Moria, he's not a strong character

[@Achillez098]

There was a cut scene in Battle of the Five Armies, where Gandalf scolds Thranduil for prioritizing the shiny necklace over his son. The scene revealed that the necklace belonged to Thranduil's wife, who died fighting the forces of Anmar a long time ago, and the necklace was recovered by Dwarves later. That scene was like 20 seconds long, yet it revealed Thranduil's motivation for starting a war with the Dwarves. But nope, it got cut, because we needed more scenes with Alfred?

[@luciaalicea8186]

Yeah i wish more people knew the context of why Thranduil wanted the necklace so badly. I will never understand why that tiny clip was cut from the theatrical version. Also I thought Lee Pace was a stand out actor and one of the better aspects of these deeply flawed movies

[@athenajaxon2397]

@@luciaalicea8186 same! He's so great in it

[@darko1295]

@@luciaalicea8186 Lee Pace in these movies is how I found out I'm bisexual (and put into perspective a whole decade of confusing feelings I would get when Viggo was onscreen in the original LotR). It's the only positive thing I ever got out of these movies

[@filipvadas7602]

I always thought it was stupid how that scene was cut but none of the other meaningless filler. So stupid.

[@jeremy1392]

As much meaningless filler as there was, that would at least complete the arc between Thranduil "knowing dragon fire well," and fighting the battle, ect. It's not a good arc, but at least it'd complete it. On the one hand these films are such a missed opportunity, so many people talk about "the films that could have been" with Del Toro's whimsical folky vision, but I genuinely think there basically isn't a world where WB signs off on Del Toro's vision without asking for things I hope he'd never agree to.

[@G-Zilla]

Love or hate this trilogy, I’m glad everyone can basically agree that Martin Freeman is like, THE perfect casting for Bilbo. Like one of the best casting choices in history if you ask me

[@rainingcomplete3018]

Felix Felton, Paul Daneman, John Le Mesurier were given to the BBC radio serialization; old, forgotten and auditory. Orson Bean, Norman Bird, and Bernard Cribbins to the animated adaptations, full of whimsy and charm. And Ian Holm to the original trilogy, who above the others played Frodo in the BBC broadcasts. For within these actors were bound the strength and the will to govern over each. But they were all of them deceived, for another actor was hired.

[@thenaiam]

Yet another example of WB wasting great casting on bad movies.

[@smbd1234]

He was charming and charismatic in the trilogy

[@YersiniaPestisNPO]

He was a shining bright diamond in a river of shit. God I wish del Toro hadn't pulled out

[@tyleradams9845]

I liked the Bilbo in the LotR series better. The Hobbit Bilbo was too artificially quirky.

[@jackgeorge9478]

“Bro you are literally about to die can you pretend to care” That sums elves up pretty well actually

[@cron1807]

28:40 Gold in Middle Earth is a metal that was heavily affected by Morgoth, who put some corruptive potential into everything, as stated in the Similarion. Different places and materials were affected differently, such as the Undying Lands, which were barely affected (still affected, that should not be forgotten) and gold, which was very heavily affected, allowing it to easily corrupt otherwise good people. Morgoth was basically the big baddie before Sauron, and infinitely more powerful than him. Sauron knew how to do the ring magic stuff because Morgoth invented the magic with the spell that "Made all of Middle Earth his ring"

[@SynsityGW]

"dragon sickness" may be able to be rationalized through the oodles of source material throughout the silmarillion and appendices and such, but that doesn't mean it wasn't a stupid fucking idea. thorin's greed was just that - greed. he was an imperfect character whose flaws in the book led to death and war. it was the nature of man (in this case a dwarf) that led to the mayhem that ensues. that was tolkien's point and to chalk it all up to "dragon sickness" not only neutered a central theme of the book, but also started/continued the trend of "he's a main character and has to be likable and heroic, therefore he can't have such a major flaw". the idea was never that thorin was some evil horrible guy. just that this is who people are and how they act, and this is what it leads to. on his deathbed he realized the folly of his greed, but it was too late and he died along with many others. tolkien's writing was incredible and the idea of a "dragon sickness" being the spark that led to this war leaves the entire thing absent a meaningful theme. it has "hollywood" written all over it and it's a symptom, but not the root cause of why these movies sucked.

[@petervanschepen8809]

@@SynsityGW Amen. It's not like he wasn't intermittently an asshole all the way through the story, just let him be an organically flawed character. Even if you simply must couch it in fantasy metaphysics come up with a better bloody name for it. Dumbest unnecessary exposition since Lucas shat out midichlorians.

[@ND-nr6mx]

​@@SynsityGWKinda like the conflict between kingdoms in LotR. "Oh phew, our people are safe thanks to outsiders' help! ... but why should we help others when *they wronged us in the past?*" It's just human nature showing its selfishness, doesn't have to be magical influence.

[@SynsityGW]

@@ND-nr6mx at some point hollywood stopped believing that the average movie/tv show viewer could sympathize with a character who had any major flaws. complete idiocy.

[@xtuffcookiex]

Seeing Ian McKellen having a break down over just being in a green screen ( most likely hours / days of shooting) and feeling " distressed" over the movie is heart breaking. WB just wanted money so they hurt the actors, franchise and fan base for greed.

[@Icetea-2000]

In terms of time it was right though, they needed to make this movie rather sooner than later, especially because of the actors aging. Although Gandalf was old anyway and we know he wasn’t exactly close to dying and Christopher Lee didn’t really need to be in the movies even though it was great to see him again, but Saruman and most other characters from Lotr were pretty superfluous. You could argue it mattered with Elrond though, who did look visibly older and is a character from the book too.

[@ZeFourmis]

Seeing this made me so sad...

[@abrahampena1263]

Usually WB makes bad decisions like this snoooo I'm not surprised

[@wonderfred]

Spare me. Dude was getting paid millions to sit in a green room. I'd gladly switch jobs with him.

[@maxw565]

​@@wonderfred it's not always about money. You think Ian doesn't have enough money for 2 lifetimes? He broke down because if his love for the franchise and the hobbit movies shat all over it. Check the making of of the lotr trilogy and you'll see the difference

[@tobyjack1238]

Laughing about the phrase “green prison” then becoming somber over seeing Ian McKellen break down is probably the biggest case of emotional whiplash I’ve experienced.

[@sun332s7]

Yeah same. That shit hurt

[@MisterCatMan]

Yes I felt that. Acting is really his passion, he loves people.

[@MrSqurk]

I read this as “green inferno” for some reason. That movie is wild and I spent 5 minutes thinking of some kind of crazy mashup before re-reading what you said

[@zors5188]

Same here, I've loved Ian since I was a kid for his role as Gandalf and just the guy himself and seeing him hurt like that just feels awful. At least the next day or smth he got a surprise from what I've read.

[@Joeyisagonnawin]

I would like to give credit where credit is due: I did like the idea of integrating Radagast. I can't help but think that when tasked with extending the story, Peter wanted to look at ways to integrate established lore, and bringing in another wizard to help Gandalf in the sections he is absent from the story is a clever thing to do.

[@petervanschepen8809]

Bringing in Radagast wasn't a bad idea at all. Making him a hippy stoner coward with birdshit on his face, however...

[@jimshotfirst4887]

​​@@petervanschepen8809 I actually liked that interpretation of Radagast; the idea of a druid/wizard hybrid who's gone kinda crazy from living alone in the deep forest for so long is really interesting to me. I just wish they had made him more competent.

[@elyssart]

@@jimshotfirst4887 I can see your point about his 'druid-ness', the wizards were interesting creatures in the original literature, even those only mentioned, like the blue wizards. They seemed, to me, to be more of celestial messengers or chess pieces of the Valar. Having Radagast dumbed down, literally shit upon and used as comic relief was irritating and negated the felling that they were otherworldly beings. In fact, besides the unnecessary drama, romance and cgi, the campy slapstick humor throughout really irked me the most.

[@OneHatEllie]

I like how for your "Guess what this dwarf's name is" you chose Bofur, literally the only dwarf I remember the name of because of his goofy hat and how sweet and adorable he is in the first movie. I wanted to see more Bofur dangit. I can name Thorin the "main character," Kili and Fili because they're the "hot dwarves" that got shoved in our faces, and Bofur. And there's that old dwarf who might be Balin or Dwalin or something? IDK. Like you, I enjoyed the first movie a lot, and the last two were awful. I was miserable watching them. I can't remember a single moment in the last two movies that I liked. Everything that was good about the movies was in the first one.

[@chatoicevil7339]

Oh my god YES THANK YOU. When I heard him say that in the video I had to pause because Bofur is LITERALLY by far the dwarf that gets more screen time, characterization, and attention than the other dwarves (apart from Thorin, Kili, Fili, and whatnot). Also Balin!

[@comeridewithmeAE]

That one is Dwalin, Balin is the old one in red who goes on to refound Moria and is Gimli's uncle.

[@directorforplastic7929]

⁠@@comeridewithmeAEI thought Balin was Gimli’s cousin?

[@comeridewithmeAE]

@@directorforplastic7929 you're right, my mistake,

[@sercravenmohead3631]

Just sounds like y’all wouldn’t like a condensed Hobbit movie to begin with, if it was one movie and 2hrs I could already see y’all crying over how there wasn’t enough time to develop the characters. The Hobbit was never as good as Lotr just in the source material itself, it’s a kid’s book. I still think Peter Jackson did categorically better, I personally enjoyed the Dol Guldor scenes, bringing back Legolas, among other things because I like cool shit.

[@isaac.merback]

i can’t imagine what it’s like to work so hard on a video just to have it blocked by youtube for no reason im sorry marcus this video slaps

[@MisterzzYT]

Yeah, unfortunately it's almost possible to avoid and creators who wanna stay monetized and relatively mainstream are kept on a 2 inch leash with what they can and can't do now.

[@ggt47]

Us after Marcus gets the video unlocked. ARAGON:My friend,you bow to no one.

[@KolMan2000]

Hearing Sir Ian McKellen break down and legitimately resent the process of how the movie is being made is sad.

[@iamcleaver6854]

If only he wasn't an open pervert...

[@PATRKR2K]

@@iamcleaver6854 Evidence?

[@B1gBoyPants]

@@PATRKR2K evidence: trust me, bro

[@ThisIsWideAngle]

@@iamcleaver6854 bit of an homophobe, aren´t you?

[@jonessii]

@@PATRKR2K homophobia

[@BthIX]

Gabdalf's side quest where he investigated the Necromancer that turns out to be Sauron isn't a creation to pad out the movie and connect it to LOTR, it's a story from the Simarillion

[@comeridewithmeAE]

The Necromancer was mentioned in the Hobbit in passing and sauron was the necromancer. He was the reason why Mirkwood was becoming dark and foreboding. While it isn't explicity mentioned in the book, and arguably shouldn't have been in the movie, it can't be thrown out as completely made up. Jackson loved all of LOTR and the expanded lore around it, and probably wanted to incorporate some of that to tie the stories together better than they already were. Still all bad movies though.

[@Insanepie]

It’s mentioned explicitly in lotr book 1 tho so why not try and make a sick movie out of it?

[@comeridewithmeAE]

@@Insanepie There wouldn't be anything wrong with trying to make a movie out of it, other than there isn't much to go off of, but that's besides the point. The issue is that it wasn't it's own movie, it was tacked on to the already bloated Hobbit movies. It's addition added nothing to the story of the Hobbit. If it was a stand alone movie (short film would be OK) and made well, there would be no problem.

[@Cellod98]

I didn’t know that about Sir Ian McKellen and the green screen moment. That just breaks my heart. If anyone on this earth respects those original films more than anyone, it’s him

[@iamjackspyramidshapedhelmet]

God, imagine if Christopher Lee was still here. He probably would have just backed out.

[@Satellaview1889]

If it's any comfort they had a "Gandalf Appreciation Day" right after that where they filled his trailer with fun Gandalf nick-nacks, and had a small celebration where the cast and crew watched LotR with him. It doesn't make up for how they still made the films, but at the very least they actually took his emotions seriously and tried to comfort him.

[@christophervickers282]

Christopher Lee was in the hobbit movies@@iamjackspyramidshapedhelmet

[@Kwisatz_HaderachXIII]

@@iamjackspyramidshapedhelmetChristopher Lee was in the Hobbit movies. Did you not watch them?

[@_emory]

@@Satellaview1889 this makes it like 100x sadder lmao

[@wizardswine]

I feel so sorry for ian mckellen, imagine going through the frankly incredible journey of LotR triology and then having to do... this. Must have been damn depressing.

[@tenkenroo]

Ya I really hate cgi/green screen rooms

[@Dan-ts2lz]

Ian McKellan actually had a breakdown on set because he was mostly working with nothing.

[@4deleDaz33m]

Peter Jackson was in a bad pressure when he directed McKellen too since the entire production was rushed. Imagine if LOTR trilogy prep time was 5 months like Hobbit under Jackson, this is what it would've look like for the most part

[@whodatninja439]

@@Dan-ts2lz theres another clip where he falls asleep on set. he couldnt care less about this cg nonsense.

[@NVNNN]

They don’t care. They get a lot of money for everything they do. If they’d be asked to stick a banana up their mouths and do chimpanzee noises throwing their own shit at each other, they wouldn’t even skip a beat

[@ramasamystudios4101]

The reason for the 'Bloom' in the video is due to the fact that the movie was made to be released in 3D so the video had to be brightened up to compensate for the darkness caused by the 3d glasses. Great video.

[@Dracothrope101]

One of the biggest problems i had with desolation of smaug is how they just bypassed the endless forest in one montage scene, alot of shit happens there, I mean honestly i was bored reading it when I was younger but its a point of despair for alot of them. There is also good parts where the dwarves really get to shine and bombur gets a fine redemption as well.

[@bennettkeel5075]

Good news! It’s actually in the extended cut!! My dad, who has been a Tolkien fan all of his life and passed it onto his children as he should, when that didn’t show up, he was devastated. But when watching the extended version, and all of those scenes came on (especially with the deer) I got my dad immediately and he was so happy

[@quinnholleman1547]

That's always been my issue with the second movie. It should have been Beorn, Mirkwood, and Lake-Town and ended with the dwarves finally getting to the mountain but they were so eager to get to Smaug that they bypassed over what was, for me, one of the most tense and intriguing parts of the book and condensed a large portion of the book so they could extend a fairly short series of encounters into an hour-long (I think, I haven't seen it since it was in theaters) setpiece that's so over-the-top that it's not even interesting.

[@Jenna_Talia]

@@bennettkeel5075That not being in the smaller cut of the movie is a fucking crime cause that entire scene is just perfect. Maybe asides from Bombur falling into the water, literally nothing happens to him if I remember right, despite Gandalf's repeated warnings about not touching the water. There wasn't even any reaction from the dwarves, they just pluck him from the water and carry him the rest of the way.

[@chrispysthename]

I love that Evangeline Lilly was essentially promised there wouldn’t be a love triangle, only to find out that was the only reason her character was in the movie.

[@veeluong4047]

I've just realised Evangeline Lily is a discount Jessica Biel... Who is a discount Kate Beckinsale

[@retloclive9118]

I don't know if there were scenes deleted, but I'd hardly even call it a love-triangle. Say what you will about how awful the Kili/Tauriel romance was, but Legolas' part in it is really miniscule. There's like...one brief blink-and-you'll-miss-it sentence where he mentions that Tauriel has his heart, but that's about it. Sure, Legolas' line about Tauriel having his heart shouldn't have been there, but the thing is, Tauriel doesn't even acknowledge it. I swear, people act like the Hobbit films had a non-stop love-triangle fest going on like the Twilight films when such a love-triangle just doesn't exist.

[@chrispysthename]

@@retloclive9118 But that’s the thing. It WAS mentioned so even if it’s not developed much further throughout the movies, it’s still in the back of your head while watching the movie. Had it not been mentioned, then yes she would just be the love interest to the dwarf, which is still dumb to throw into the movie.

[@IaMaPh1991]

I feel so bad for her. I'm shocked her career continued after that disastrous boondoggle

[@SacredDaturana]

@@IaMaPh1991 Don't feel bad for her. Her career is fine, and also she's an anti-vax loon.

[@OverlySarcasticProductions]

more like the battle of the five copyright claims amiright -R

[@ibeatthewitcher3777]

Osp! Best KZbin Channel!

[@erhanjpg1467]

hey red

[@greyghost2492]

The battle of the five armies of lawyers

[@jkili4070]

Ah! Two of my favorite KZbin channels! A blessed day.

[@erikjohnson7141]

It always brightens my day when I see channels I love commenting on each other

[@ericstaples7220]

The biggest disappointment for me was not getting to see Gandalf go ham in the battle of the five armies. It was my most anticipated moment from the books and it didn't happen, because he was too busy being captured by Sauron.

[@Insanepie]

Yeah he’s supposed to be finished with Sauron by then

[@superslayerguy]

Apparently Viggo was asked to be in it but he said no because he wasn’t in the books

[@12classics39]

There’s no way Viggo possibly could’ve fit into these films anyway - the events of The Hobbit occur when Aragorn is only 10 years old! (long before he became known as Strider, making Thranduil’s last command to Legolas in the films a massive anachronism.)

[@mackhastie7593]

The pictures and footage of Peter Jackson wandering around the sets with his head in his hands are pretty heartbreaking. It's too bad WB seemed intent on not only milking as much money as they could from it but also used it like a technical demo.

[@MrJordwalk]

The irony: The Hobbit is a cautionary tale of the ruinous effect of greed and Warner Bros greed ruined The Hobbit.

[@scoople6]

Seriously. Even beyond that it seems like they WANTED it to fail. Every decision they passed down only made things more miserable and challenging for the film.

[@idefinitelytapped7396]

Watching Ian pretty much have a huge attack because he’s locked in a green screened room acting off no one… I couldn’t imagine being on the original trilogy and being around that magic and then having to do the hobbit. I bet those conversations between Ian and Peter were heartbreaking to try and get the film made.

[@4deleDaz33m]

I'm glad Jackson is honest about the whole production of the movie. Had they gave him more time for preparing, it could've been great

[@jgw9990]

@@4deleDaz33m I don't know. I think they still would've asked for an unnecessary trilogy

[@leonpaelinck]

"I feel thin, sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread" -The Hobbit

[@mythichymn]

underrated

[@jadendobbs]

Just finished reading the hobbit and onto lotr now. This quote is exactly what i thought of too.

[@BakedClams]

I agree with you… mostly. I think that adding the bits with the White Council at Dol Guldur and the Necromancer are great additions, and really help to connect the stories of the hobbit and LOTR together. They may not be in the hook, but they are canon in the universe

[@ryankwon8785]

I agree. Jackson is trying to give a good reason why Gandalf left the dwarves for a while.

[@petervanschepen8809]

I...would say that they *could* have been great additions, but the execution was terrible. It's way too much high action, way too campy, it comes off as ridiculous to me. The way everybody else feels about Legolas climbing falling rocks (not actually impossible, remember how he can walk on top of soft snow?) is the way I feel watching Saruman go all Ninja Gaiden.

[@Wonkothenormal]

@@ryankwon8785 And it works because that was what actually happened in the same timeline. The Necromancer ordeak was settled the same time as the Dwarves and Hobbit adventure happened.

[@Kalleesto]

Your outro is gold. Thank you.

[@LindsayEllisVids]

So it's only out of a sense of pedantry and the fact that I don't see it in any of the top comments, although i'm guessing you've seen plenty by now - Sauron is in the Hobbit because it was one of Tolkien's many hasty retcons. He has stated that originally he added a "necromancer" because the plot needed Gandalf to go away, but in Fellowship during the great exposition chapter aka the Council of Elrond Gandalf explains that the "necromancer" was, in fact, Sauron All Along, which he suspected at the time but had confirmed later (right before Aragorn admits he waterboarded Gollum for a few months). I'm not sure how to eloquently include that in a film like this as it was a plot point with no payoff in the Hobbit, but that doesn't fall under "shit added by WB". Even Tolkien admitted it was a rather clumsy retcon.

[@davidhong1934]

Cool , it's the other channel that talked about these movies

[@Primaeva]

Ohmygosh! It's Lindsay! Missing your voice on YT and hope you're thriving in other endeavours :)

[@alexwillis7980]

Great to hear from you Lindsay! I lament your yt departure daily, but I'm happy and proud you prioritized yourself:) wishing you all the best! Forever a fan, Alex

[@g-alicenine]

I remember seeing your original video's about this topic and I'm so glad you commented here. You did an insane amount of research for it.

[@roguebantha7324]

@@g-alicenine those were the first videos I watched of hers years ago and I instantly subbed; they are indeed amazing.

[@RiseOfTheKumquat67]

As much as Desolation Of Smaug annoyed me, the line "Papa, there are dwarves coming out of our toilet. Will they bring us luck?" absolutely killed me.

[@robbobstone]

15:46 you didn't have to caption the laugh but you did and it gets me every time ha ha ha

[@poweepiureq3700]

14:39 The Necromancer (Sauron) is present in the book. The White Council drives out the Necromant out of Dol Guldur in Mirkwood. It's only mentioned, however, and not explicitly described how they did it.

[@x0gucx]

Tbh, Bofur is my favorite dwarf in the movies. Because in subtle ways Bofur shows that he actually cares about Bilbo and the crew in the first movie especially. He's the first to notice Bilbo was missing on the rock giant mountain and one of the first to reach out, and he's the one that catches Bilbo trying to leave tells him that he has a right to be there but still concedes to Bilbo's choice. Even in the third movie when kili is dying, Bofur is the one that books it through the town looking for the plant to fix it.

[@SuctionCat]

I figure Bofur was chosen because of the joke because yeah, he's honestly one of the more memorable ones (and had one of the more well-known actors).

[@kshaur13]

Bofur DeezNuts

[@made-line7627]

Plus he's cute 🫦

[@kshaur13]

@made-line7627 sounds like you're interested in Bofur Dozenuts

[@DailyShit.]

Bofur, the 2 pretty ones, the fat one, and the grey one are the only ones I remember if you showed them to me.

[@R1ckDeckard]

The behind the scenes from both trilogies are fascinating. LOTR is filled with passion, top notch craftsmanship and common goal to make something special. The Hobbit is, sadly, a story of Peter Jackson having an extended mental breakdown. WB is truly a champion of totally destroying their own successful properties.

[@mesousagaby740]

As well as trying to remove Cartoon Network shows for shitty reasons as seen nowadays.

[@stonefox2546]

Peter Jackson having extended mental breakdown, and the studio screwing over every kiwi actor in the movie.

[@madderthanever]

I mean, Jackson never directed after this trilogy... 'nuff said.

[@wasbear]

@@madderthanever Beatles Get Back was terrific, even if he wasn't really a director

[@elastichedgehog6339]

Lindsay Ellis' videos go through the behind the scenes stuff in more detail that Marcus did. Heavily recommend watching them too.

[@alexanderbe7287]

Seems everyone don’t include that this trilogi isn’t just «The Hobbit» but a lot of the appendices Tolkien wrote himself at the end of the LOTR books. It’s a meds sometimes, yes. But it’s not all fabricated filler! But, they should definatly kept it simple and not make a trilogy, or at least start the process over after Jackson returned

[@luis4290]

There are fan cut versions or the movies, where they just left the good bits and reduce it to 1 or 2 movies, really recommend those, makes it waaaay better

[@Noah-ns3xc]

I think that the most impressive feat that the third film accomplished is getting a 90 year old Christopher Lee to do his own fight scenes.

[@thebodynelson6118]

Why ? He did all his own stunts in revenge of the sith

[@Noah-ns3xc]

@@thebodynelson6118 it's still 90 years old.

[@DavidM-um2uk]

He was the most metal MFer to ever live.

[@Lonit-be]

@@thebodynelson6118 lmao, he didn't.

[@johnaustin4197]

​@@Lonit-be Agreed. I believe they were stunt doubles. I remember hearing that while watching a commentary video (forgot the name of the video though; duh....).

[@tomatosoup1304]

Honestly the worst part is how perfect the cast is. They did so well with what they had, they all had great chemistry with each other and so likeable but the big guys in charge kept trying to control everything and screwing it up

[@mediumvillain]

Theres way more to that story with the actors who played the dwarves. And really everything with these films, their production was a disaster. But the studio treated them like trash, 7 of them werent invited or flown out to the premiere of the third film.

[@henriquerodrigues7795]

Idk if I can even say casting is that good, when 90% of the cast is dwarves and they look like absolut dogshit, they either 1: don't look like dwarves, just small humans or 2: are a caricature to such a degree that it makes it so it doesn't even feel like we are in the same universe as LOTR. Martin Freeman is an amazing bilbo, however, he did an amazing job.

[@Lightwish4K]

I dont care, the hot elf chick did it for me. She carried this shit big :D

[@thegreatape884]

Cast was far from perfect.

[@MrValor]

@@henriquerodrigues7795 that is not a casting issue tho, more of a costume/makeup department issue

[@senoreverything6366]

Quick correction: a lot of the 'original content' wasn't made up by PJ, it's from Tolkien's unfinished work. Still added into The Hobbit unnecessarily tho

[@josefn9078]

dude the encounter with the necromancer did happen, it makes sense to add it when the imaginarium of Tolkien is complete and the hobbit was written befor LoTr, so obv. its not depicted. Tho i agree with most of the stuff u said

[@PhattyBolger]

To be fair, Tolkien later revealed that while Gandalf was away from the group, he was indeed tracking down the Necromancer who turned out to be Sauron in disguise. And the whole reason Gandalf was involved with the Dwarves in the first place was because he was worried Sauron might enlist Smaug into his army upon his return.

[@StonedWolf666]

True and also besides the name of "Dragon Sickness" Tolkien did talk about how treasure that has been hoarded by a dragon has a strong corrupting influence.

[@maxheilman5314]

@@StonedWolf666 just re-read the hobbit a couple days ago. Tolkien names “dragon sickness” as the undoing of the master of laketown. Basically he runs away with the treasure and is presumed dead of starvation in wilderland. This leads me to believe this was just a name Tolkien had for greed as a vice. Smaug himself seems to be the embodiment of the destruction that results from greed. This doesn’t really help the case of the Jackson movies, as taking the dragon sickness idea literally seems stupid with that in mind.

[@waddleburr8048]

@@maxheilman5314 when I watched the movies I interpreted it as metaphorical not literal.

[@johnschmidt1262]

Yeah the stuff they added bothered me less than the stuff they changed. I didn't want three movies but the additional gandalf content was at least plausible, if clumsily done.

[@lisboah]

@@StonedWolf666 But in the movies it made little sense. They talked how Thorin fell victim to dragon sickness like his grandfather did. Except that Thrór was already obsessed with gold way before Smaug came and took over Erebor. Dwarves in the Tolkien-universe were always known for their greed, it's just that Sauron's and Smaug's corruption made it even worse.

[@pearperapare]

It's worth noting that The Necromancer was always meant to be Sauron, or rather, the idea of Sauron as a character came about through Tolkien's audience's interest in the Necromancer's origins. In the book, Gandalf actually does leave the group explicitly to deal with the threat the Necromancer represents, alongside "other white wizards." It's not really surprising that a film adaptation of the Hobbit would delve deeper into what actually happened during that time, though I do think that they ended up handling it poorly.

[@smartalec2001]

Sauron wasn't always the Necromancer; in the original version of the book, 'The Necromancer' was just some guy who Gandalf had to look into, a hint that there was always more going on elsewhere in the world, and a reason to have Gandalf absent for some of the story. Nothing more. And in that same original version, Gollum offered the Ring to Bilbo as a prize for their riddle-game, rather than showing the way out. He's lying, and intends to kill Bilbo anyway, but the Gollum we know now wouldn't even toy with the idea of giving the Ring to someone else. As the Lord of the Rings was developed, Tolkien revised the story of the Hobbit, so that Gollum became more aggressive with Bilbo and instead offers to show Bilbo the way out rather than his Ring; and when Bilbo leaves with the Ring, Gollum curses Bilbo for a thief, swearing to hate him forever. And, retroactively, 'The Necromancer' became Sauron. These changes are explained in story as the version in which Gollum offers the Ring being Bilbo's original version of the tale, in which Bilbo wanted to make it seem as if he'd earned the Ring and that it was definitely his now. The revised version was the real tale that Gandalf eventually got out of him.

[@Maehedrose]

That is not what 'The Hobbit' was about, though, and Tolkien would not have approved of how horribly this was mishandled.

[@whodatninja439]

and in the book 3 appendices he straight up says necro is sauron.

[@bebo2629]

@@whodatninja439 I think it is also said in the introduction ot fellowship.

[@bebo2629]

@@Maehedrose Tolkien would not like the LOTR movies either, tho. I do not like this argument. Also he did want to change what the Hobbit was about with making it darker and tying it to LOTR directly but I think his editor convinced him that it was a shit idea and he stopped but we got the info of the council fighting Sauron similiar to the Hobbit movies and Gandalf thinking Smaug will work with Sauron and that being his motivation for helping the dwarfs (the Bree scene in the movie is a short story that Tolkien wrote later to put the two together). The Hobbit movies are still a bad adaptation.

[@GeorgeMorehead]

Aww man - the bit that didn't work for you, Sauron, the Necromancer, Gandalf's quest revealed. These scenes are easily my favourites from the Movie. Sure they are not in The Hobbit, or well they are alluded to in The Hobbit, but they are in the Silmarillion, Appendixes etc, and it's awesome seeing them on screen.

[@e33d90]

no its not, nothing about this was awesome

[@seveng1147]

In Tolkien’s writing.. Sauron did want the dwarves to stay out of erebor for its strategic location.. the whole reason Gandalf wanted to help thorin go on the quest was to eliminate smaug before Sauron can potentially recruit him

[@susanr809]

I still remember watching the dwarves sing in the first one and got so excited for what was to come. It was such a cool way to kick it off and I wish they kept that connection between all the dwarves more centered throughout.

[@ChangedMyNameFinally69]

The fact we never got the full song was a crime. I still love that first trailer

[@steakdriven]

I knew this Trilogy would be garbage the moment I saw that Thorin didn't have a big white beard, a blue hood, and a silver tassel.

[@ThatCyndi]

29:45 my favorite part is how in this scene they put the Kili/Tauriel love confession immediately after a bunch of shots of Laketown citizens running around screaming and dying and weeping while searching for their lost or dead loved ones. And then during the love confession you can still hear screams of terror in the background

[@Lishadra]

In a good movie that kind of juxtaposition would have meaning. In this movie all it means is a cry for help

[@ThatCyndi]

@@Lishadra exactly lol

[@derekmann8239]

That’s what love sounds like. Screaming and then silence.

[@renatoramos8834]

You can almost feel the romance in the air.

[@asverith]

I mean, that could work. A love confession after being in a dire situation is a well established trope, it's fine. It just doesn't work for that particular pairing because it's on a fucking speed run. It's like the 3rd time they've met, so a love confession feels... empty? Unearned? There's no emotional response to it.

[@spiderboi325]

16:57 I see what you're saying, but Legolas is over 2 thousand years old (or something) so he's been alive for a while. I don't think he needs too much of a character arc/to be compelling since he's lived for so long . However, I agree with you here, he definitly needed more to do... This is mostly his character Aragorn: Fight to survive Legolas: 🗿

[@AugustCrossroads]

Compelling? Did you read his 2000 page biography?

[@DarthRayj]

I would have loved Legolas being included as a character during the sections in the wood elf kingdom; it would make sense for him to be there, since that is where he was raised. But tagging along for the entire rest of the movie AND being included in a love triangle that was completely unnecessary was far too much.

[@evilmurlock]

I also read the Hobbit. My favourite fun fact is that in the books, in the final battle, Bilbo just trips and hits his head on a rock with the ring on, sleeping throu the entire battle. I find that hilarious.

[@CoRxx97]

If they wanted a subplot about an elf and a dwarf mending the historic rift between the two peoples and learning to love one another… well they could have just properly adapted Legolas and Gimli’s relationship in the first trilogy

[@inactive_ina]

sTOOOP THE WAY I CACKLED 💀💀💀💀💀

[@yurifairy2969]

they did a pretty good job despite all the stuff they left out

[@KingOfHarlots86]

Yeah they definitely left out the crucially important and dare I say most enthralling moments of the elf on dwarf,hot, hot steamy butt action that is in the original lore😢. I was devastated 😭

[@CoRxx97]

@@KingOfHarlots86 who knows what they got up to in Entwood after the books end

[@rebbeccahoneycutt7941]

I felt they kinda did not romantically sure but to steal a line from Jay and Silent Bob "we are h3t3ros3xual life partners" (yes the 3's are on purpose....)

[@stitchdoctor6411]

That final clip of the actors was so sweet it was beautiful

[@theoriginalemim]

I had the biggest smile on my face during that part. Love that cast

[@MajorJack92]

It unironically made my week :,)

[@CloudAerisSephiroth]

'That's a good name for Orlando - ezboy recliner' their banter was as funny as anything Marcus did in this excellent video. I need to seek it out and watch it in full

[@stealthy1498]

The Sauron arc in the Hobbit actually does have a purpose. At the time of the hobbit, Sauron in the form of the Necromancer was taking refuge at Dol Guldur. Gandalf leaves the dawarves and Bilbo to implore the white council to take measures in expelling Sauron from Dol Guldur, which they do, after which Sauron flees back into Mordor. The account isn’t in the Hobbit but it is in the history of what happened when Gandalf left the protagonists in the Hobbit. So while yeah, it doesn’t really fit the technical story of the Hobbit, I really do see why they would put it in the movie. It’s LOTR history.

[@czzz16]

Gandalf 100% does pursue the Necromancer and he is indeed Sauron.

[@whinemax]

As lindsay ellis pointed out in her in-depth review, Evangeline Lilly wanted to be in the movie on the one condition that she wasn't forced into a love-triangle. Which the studio promised they wouldn't do. And then did it anyways. Thanks WB. Also it's crazy to me that the movies are sitting on a 7.8~ on IMDB.

[@DiamondDogVenomSnake1984]

I watched those videos when they came out but had never seen Lost, but now after watching Billiam's unhinged lost videos I know the context of her being Kate. I can only imagine how infuriating it was for her to get to be in The Hobbit on the stipulation that she not be used for cheap relationship suspense the same way she was all throughout Lost, only to be shoved into it once again by men who love money far more than well-written women.

[@x52wolf12]

Yeah for movies which are considered bad by a lot of people, it has a pretty good rating on imdb. Not good as the lotr imdb rating but still good.

[@MusicoftheDamned]

In the original video before WB's continuous stupidity and greed got it taken down, what happened to Evangeline Lilly in this movie is what I told someone stuck out to me the most. Of all crappy forced romance subplots in media, that particular subplot still manages to be one of the worst, which is saying *a lot* given how annoyingly commonplace it is. This trilogy basically wasted the talents of everyone it in, but I feel like she got it the worst of basically anyone overall save for maybe Lee Pace.

[@robertgates5164]

IMDB's ratings are inflated by fake accounts and those in the industry. It doesn't matter how bad a movie is, everyone involved in the industry will pop in and give it glowing reviews.

[@Novacification]

Thor: Love and Thunder has a 6.3 and I wouldn't inflict that movie on anyone. While The Hobbit trilogy is a bit of a drawn out mess, they're not bad movies, they're just not very good. IMDB ratings are always slightly high but compared to other movies 7.8 os fairly accurate. The real crime is that 6.3

[@anandboss7034]

Happy to see you were able to get this re-uploaded, I was worried it would stay blocked

[@PanthalassaRo]

Why it was blocked???

[@Barbecuebaconburgers]

@@PanthalassaRo he made a community post about what happened

[@killcounter1587]

In four minutes you've got 43 likes. Sure you're not s bot??

[@depressedbreakfast2614]

@@PanthalassaRo bullshit copyright claim. KZbin allows people and companies to file copyright claims against videos and even if the video is clearly fair use KZbin will still take the video down.

[@shadowmilk3742]

I was so upset when it was taken down cause I got about half way then stopped cause I had to do other things and was depressed I didn't finish it Glad to see it up

[@Feesh322]

If you like the book and own copies of the Hobbit films, you should look up M4's Hobbit fan edit. He cut out all the stuff that wasn't in the book and what's left is a 4-hour cut that in my opinion, fits in with the LOTR Extended Cuts. It's really professional quality visual and sound and he even digitally altered some shots to fit better. I was really disappointed with 'The Lord of the Rings Prequel Trilogy' too and M4 proved there was a good movie underneath.

[@MintyFigs]

What is the name of that track he plays? I've tried to find it but the Misty Mountain song is what appears.

[@ivanbobanovic]

The fact that they got Hugo Weaving, Cate Blanchett, Christopher Lee, and Ian McKellen into a green room together to pretend to hit ghosts with sticks is still mind numingly dumb.

[@CalicoJackal]

To be fair to Christopher Lee, he wasn't in the same room as the rest of them. He stayed back in London due to his age.

[@serafimb2319]

The world needed Martin Freeman as Bilbo. The world needed the Bilbo-Gollum scene. The world needed the Bilbo-Smaug scene. The world really didn't need the ~6 additional hours around these things.

[@_creighton]

WAAAAAmbulance.

[@You-vv1xv]

smaug was the only good part imo

[@deedsofdecapitation7477]

Kinda feels excessive to me, all these people complaining about the Hobbit movies. I recently rewatched them, and they're not half as bad as everyone claim. I'd rather sit through all of them than watch generic Superhero movie #85.

[@magnusgranskau7487]

@deedsofdecapitation7477 me too, i like the two first, but i never rewatch the last one though

[@e.l.b6435]

The first movie was my introduction in the tolkien verse and I'm liking it still today@@magnusgranskau7487

[@meddlchief9226]

Smartassing: Both the Necromancer as well as Azog the goblin were mentioned in the original book.

[@konguy3]

one thing you didn't mention that I found weird af about this movies is the quasi love affair between gandalf and galadriel, did no one else find it super awkward and weird whenever they were on screen together? like gandalf turns into a bumbling idiot whenever he's talking to her. 1) galadriel is married 2) gandalf is a maia, quite literally one of the most powerful beings in the universe in a similar tier to sauron himself.

[@electricpepperoni4789]

Well I mean Gandalf is an Istari which is a subset of the Maiar which means that they are both on the same level.

[@konguy3]

@@electricpepperoni4789 that doesn't explain his behaviour in the slightest and no they are not on the same level at all, a maia is a member of the ainur which are well above any elves.

[@elyssart]

@@konguy3 Well, look at how they portrayed the brown wizard. He is running around literally being shit upon. The Maiar didn't feel otherworldly in The Hobbit at all. They at least appeared to be of the status of the high elves in the LOTR trilogy; with Gandalf the Grey feeling more corporeal at times due to his attachment to Middle Earth and its struggles. The Hobbit Films should have never introduced themes of romantic love at all.

[@kvngn]

That whole tower sequence with Legolas inspired a sense of wonder. As in, "I wonder how anyone could have thought this nonsense belongs in a major motion picture."

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[@madeleinejohnson9408]

Okay, Im not really a regular commenter, but I can’t help but express the tragedy that Del Toro wasn’t able to direct the Hobbit. While officially he “left,” I can’t help but think Del Toro left because of creative differences. (If you watch any interviews where they ask him about it, it really seems like he was sad about leaving too) His care and devotion to children’s tales and the magic in them would have made a wonderful, iconic addition to a beloved series. I imagine that it would have balanced the nostalgia of LOTR while still being its own thing. Anyways I will always be sad about the lost potential of Del Toro and the Hobbit.

[@4deleDaz33m]

Didn't Del Toro left because of MGM's bankruptcy that caused the movie to be delayed many times? It drove him nuts for that, he was ready to shoot the movie but MGM and WB hadn't gave him a greenlight because of MGM's problem. Del Toro can't wait for another year so he instead left

[@bobliger118]

I agree with you for the most part, but Gandalf does in fact fight the necromancer Sauron in Dol Guddur with the White Council that was written about afterwards, so it did make sense to include it

[@Aris262]

I dont know what is more entertaining...that people think the hobbit trilogy is garbage or just the simple fact people get so rabid about it when you tell them that it is actually good.

[@jessieBird96]

Fun fact, in the Lord of the Rings trilogy, Orlando Bloom rarely knew what was going on in any given scene, that's why he so often looks goofy and/or lost lol my favorite is actually the scene you make fun of when they're about to fight in front of the Black Gates, he just looks so curious, like "death means nothing, what is Mordor like???" It just screams "immortal being who couldn't give less f*cks if you paid him" 😂

[@davidca96]

and the colored contac's bothered him so much he wouldnt wear them at one point, its why you see some scenes where his eyes are different.

[@rednaskela4830]

I kind of always liked his relaxed nature as it gives his Helm's Deep scene more meaning when he was no longer able to hide his emotions. It's also made his scene at the black gates better as Aragorn was right and they survived a hopeless situation, he was probably content dying with his company similarly to how Aragorn would die for his people. Never understood why people would want a 3000 year old being to behave with human emotions to begin with, even though elves mature differently a 50 year old human has to be the equivalent to a elven child emotionally.

[@idiot_city5244]

He's just a shitty actor

[@rykehuss3435]

Immortal, not invincible. There's a difference. Elves can and did die from violence and extreme despair. Many died during the first age in the war against Morgoth

[@waynepurcell6058]

@@rykehuss3435 Yeah but death doesn't mean as much when you know you are going to the Halls of Mandos to eventually be reembodied and live in Valinor.

[@adamfreddo5703]

You could literally depict the battle of the five armies for 3-5 mins from Bilbo's perspective and it being like a horrific ww1 through the trenches "don't know what the hell is going on" sequence. Would have made it different from LOTR at least and would have Biblo as our perspective character (you know, the title character).

[@Dudeman23rd]

It's almost as if the battle is a metaphor for WW1 and a commentary on how pointless the horrors of war can be, and was portrayed in the source material as such intentionally by a guy who had seen it in person. OH WAIT

[@kalreynolds5829]

Which was also basically what happened in the book, then he gets knocked out.

[@DKdrop]

7:12 Terry Pratchett had it right. All dwarves should have luscious beards. Every single one.

[@Fingerling2012]

Was sick in bed the other day and decided to watch the extended lotr trilogy and still love it, they really caught lightning in the bottle with them, could not get into the hobbit trilogy just wasn’t the same, I still got chills as I did when I saw it in theaters when gandalf and Eomer rode down the mountain with the massive army at the battle of helms deep fucking awesome, battle of the five armies when Thorin came out of the mountain after coming back to his senses just had me like meh who cares, I actually fell asleep in the theater

[@ryanc5572]

Galadriel's smile before she helps pull Frodo up was one of the most beautiful moments of the movie. She didn't have much screen time at all, but her character was so memorable and powerful. That was incredible storytelling.

[@EmlynBoyle]

That is a very brief, but beautiful moment in the LOTR. It really shows Galadriel was with Frodo, in his darkest hour.

[@dirtnbloodnotherkids]

And then rings of power happened...

[@Arander92]

@@dirtnbloodnotherkids Well that show has nothing to do with the PJ movies so it doesn't really ruin THIS Galadriel

[@theseel2718]

Cateblanchett4life

[@4deleDaz33m]

It's a shame that Warner Bros and MGM gave Peter Jackson very short time for preparation after Guillermo Del Toro left the production. It's the main reason why The Hobbit trilogy didn't do well. He had a 2 and a half year of prep for LOTR and then 5 months prep for Hobbit, I can imagine how stressful that was for him. But honestly, I still respect Jackson for doing his best in that short prep time and made the movie that's atleast watchable enough

[@unclejackluminous1470]

I love Peter Jackson trilogy and I love the artistic LIBERTY he took in EMBELLISHING THE FUGGIN STORY. He is a FUGGIN GENIUS 🐸 ⚔️

[@KitKat-sv9qp]

I'm sorry, FIVE MONTHS? hats off to him for even creating something that wasn't as bad as it could have been, that amount of time is outrageous 😭😭😭😭😭

[@theprojectofgamers]

@@KitKat-sv9qp the average pre-production time is typically 8-9 months for ONE film it's absolutely insane that and a testament to his talent that there's any good moments in these films

[@4deleDaz33m]

@@KitKat-sv9qp Yes, May 2010 was when Del Toro left, from June to October, WB was in talks with Jackson to take over, on October he signed on to direct not one but three Hobbit films. He and his team began shooting in March 2011, WB couldn't afford to delay the movie for more time because the money has been spent on the previous production that Del Toro was involved

[@noobbotgaming2173]

@@KitKat-sv9qp During filming of what became The Battle of the Five Armies Peter Jackson recalls, "I got no storyboards. I don't know what the hell I'm doing." Basically no preparation. He also revealed that the scripts were never satisfactory because he needed to create something in less than a year before filming. It also explains the increased, LoTR also had blue/green screen work too, usage of composites in The Hobbit trilogy. Because production was rushed most of the work needed to be done in post.

[@PkBTH]

The Hobbit Trilogy: They're owned by Warners Bros... Amazon: Just you wait.

[@Fiddlefiddle5000-qv1ly]

I actualy liked this movies. I love the dwarfs. Their quest. The new orc was also cool. The dragon smaug looked awsome. And the giant battle didnt disapointed. But yea is it better than lotr, no, but its still pretty good.

[@Isvoor]

The thing I hate the most about the Five Armies is how all the dwarves suited up in cool armour, but then they swap to their old outfits for no reason when they are CHARGING FIRST to battle!

[@janTun3]

The line of eisenfoot was pushed back and the company of Thorin did clearly not think that thorins gonna change his mind so they puttet it off with no hope but I’m the last minute thorin decided to be Party of the battle and they didn’t have enough time to put on the armour as the orcs were chasing

[@MasterIceyy]

don't forgot the elves jumping over the perfectly solid dwarven phalanx to their own deaths, for no god damn reason

[@lapizza7175]

hahaha! I had the same tought when I first watched the movie

[@Toogzoog]

That brief bit at the end with the actors just chilling in a video call brought me more joy than all 3 of these movies combined.

[@TheEljefe20]

💯

[@yeanisch]

Gandalf the gay

[@petloverspy]

I wasn’t expecting that and have just been sitting here grinning like an idiot, silently laughing

[@boobonet9088]

The spliced in memes in the 5 army section had me cracking up.

[@LowryYT]

gandalf did actually go to dol guldur and found sauron, which then escapes to mordor to build his evil realm

[@strixin79]

It's totally mind blowing that it takes LESS time to read the book than watch the trilogy.

[@sercravenmohead3631]

Is that a bad thing?

[@edthegoomba]

@@sercravenmohead3631 ye sorta, it never takes longer to watch a movie adaptation of a book, just shows how much they milked the f**k outta these movies

[@ZenMonkeyGod]

Yeah especially since I've read the book multiple times since these were all released, and not once am I like "man, I wish we could see what Alfred's up to during this, I wanna see more unibrow guy"

[@roffe8751]

@@sercravenmohead3631obviously, yes.

[@TheCozyGameress]

It takes the average person much much much longer to read a book than to watch any of these movies. 🤦🏾‍♀️ Think.

[@Fusilier7]

It was heartbreaking seeing Ian Mckellen breakdown, it must have been hard for an ensemble actor, being isolated from the cast cooped up in that green screen chamber. Remember, what made LotRs work was the cast, not the individual movie star hamming it up, the banter and line exchanges spoken by the characters made those films enjoyable. Sadly, WB got too comfortable filming marketable movie stars, they forgot how to cast an ensemble, where actors and actresses could work as a team, and carry the story from beginning to conclusion, it's the cast that connects with the audience, not the studio. Ironically, WB has become Smaug, a greedy villain holding onto its loot, and boasting about its power, yet someday will be struck down by a black arrow.

[@ChangedMyNameFinally69]

The fact there aren't any meaningful stories in the behind the scenes for these movies shows how lifeless the production was

[@topwomble]

They won't be struck down by a black arrow, they'll just merge into whatever media monopoly we eventually end up with

[@christianefiorito3204]

It would have been good, since they obviously wanted and needed the Hobbit to the lord of the rings to explain more about Gandalfs motivations. He was in the North because he believed Sauron to be the necromancer. He was afraid of a possible alliance between Smaug and Sauron because that would have made the battles in the South almost impossible to win., with Sauron united to a flying fire spewing dragon. The reason for the Orc attack and the battle of the five Armies fromSaurons side was to weaken the North so he could take it basically without resistance. Later he also learned about the ring found by baggins, Shire, ... so Tolkien himself linked the bedtimestory logically and geographically to the lotr. He also got the peace of Lore, why the Sindarin woodelves and the dwarves hated each other into the Hobbit. Even if the story about the Nauglumir and the death of king Thingol belonged in the first age and the Silmarillipn. But part of the story bungle lies in Tolkiens redconning the Hobbit himself in order to make it fit into the wider Legendarium.

[@L1623VP]

Well said.

[@vegardpedersen]

I disagree and I really like these movies. Cool that you have a different opinion, and I respect it fully.

[@minilopgamer1950]

As a child I asked my mom, who is a die hard Tolkien fan to name all 13 dwarfs. She couldn’t even get to 10. To clarify this is a woman who read the Silmarillion multiple times. Like if she couldn’t remember than how is most of the audience? Edit: okay I asked her again recently and she got to 11

[@x0gucx]

The only reason I remembered Bofur is because I liked the actor in bbc's Jekyll and out of all the dwarves he had the most face time and lines interacting with the rest, he even started the "Bilbo baggins hates" song. After reading the book for school (8th Grade?), we had to draw portraits of a dwarf and no one in the class remembered who they got and in what part of the story they were described 😂

[@brooksboy78]

Because the dwarves are meant to be comical background noise, not real characters (outside of Thorin). The Hobbit is a lighthearted children's story with a bunch of silly dwarves with rhyming names. It's not LotR or the Silm, with its complex characters and genealogies. The audience and readers aren't supposed to remember all their names because they aren't important to the story.

[@JRAndrach]

I only remember their names because of how they are introduced in the animated version. "Thorin and company, at your service. Balin, Dwalin, Fili, Kili, Dori, Nori, and Ori. Oin-sir and Gloin-sir. Call him Bifur and him Bofur." "And Bombur, at your service."

[@willowwisp4307]

I remembered Dwalin (the bald one) since he's played by Graham McTavish 💀

[@frankcastello9320]

Wow, I've read the hobbit dozens of times and now that you mention it I tried to recall their names and the most I can remember is 10. Fili, Kili, Oin, Gloin, Bifur, Bofur, Bombur, Dwalin, Balin, and Thorin. So there are 3 I'm missing. I get the distinct impression they all have rhyming names but I can't recall them. Only a few actually matter to be fair.

[@bennh3181]

To be fair regarding the necromancer and Dul Guldur, Tolkein later wrote that all of that IS what Gandalf was doing when he kept disappearing. Yes, the Hobbit book was not a prequel, but the Hobbit movies are, so since according to Tolkein Sauron was active in Don Guldur and all the stuff with Gandalf was happening at that time, it makes sense to put it in the prequel films. Besides, where we might not question in a book where the weird old powerful wizard keeps f*ing off too, in a movie we certainly are going to wonder what the hell Gandalf is doing, and it would create massive plot hole to just not explain it.

[@michaelmccall1566]

Honestly it's one of the few additions I actually like because it gives us an explanation for gandalfs disappearances, sets up sauron's return to middle earth, and it just lets us see the white council in action.

[@goeiecool9999]

In the Two Towers Gandalf also goes away to find Éomer and his small army which help out at Helm's deep. I don't think they actually mention where he goes. He just says: "My search will not be in vain". Though I guess it's different since you do eventually find out what he was doing.

[@spifffffff]

Didn’t Gandalf at the end of the hobbit talk talk about dealing with the necromancer in murkwood

[@robertbuckley8550]

​@@spifffffffI think that's an edition from a later reprint of the book. I just recently finished listening to the Andy Serkis version on audible and it contained quite a few references to the bigger goings on in the world that I didn't remember from the version I'd read years ago.

[@bennettkeel5075]

I just loved that we were getting more Silmarillion content. I didn’t finish it until after I’d watched these movies but the realization that all of that was actually happening was mind blowing to me. Also seeing the White Council makes me really happy.

[@huhnuno8135]

The thing is, aside from tauriel and a few minor changes, a lot of these storys werent made up. Azog was real, and he was also the one who killed Thorin. The war of Kazad-Dum also happened. The white councel also attacks Dol-Goldur and repels Sauron around the time of the Hobbit.

[@johnrambo5795]

No. Bolg killed Thorin. Azog Was killed in Moria by Dain.

[@sercravenmohead3631]

@@johnrambo5795 Who cares, that’s not enough to shit on a movie bruh

[@koolkevster8199]

the lore with gandalf and the necromancer is all canon and talked about in the lord of the rings book after the hobbit, but the best part about the hobbit is that gandalf just disappears and the characters don't know why since its more whimsical, and you don't find out until you read lord of the rings that that's where he was

[@JOVONO]

I have never understood why Azog was the villain of these films because in the books he’s dead So if they had to have a more definitive villain beyond Smaug I’m not sure why they didn’t just have Bolg (Azog’s son) be the main villain because coming after the Dwarves to avenge your father is more compelling than Azog seeking revenge for having his arm cut off

[@pink_alligator]

He probably didn't sound as cool? that's a really shit reason and an even worse excuse to not follow and deviate from the source material but that is very much on par with the level of rationale that seems to have been used in the making of most of these movies

[@rivendelldaughter]

I always thought that too. It's been a whole since I read The Hobbit but I believe Bolg is in the book. Azog is in the appendices for LOTR. They changed a lot. Bilbo is like 60 in the book. Thorin is even older. And Bilbo is degraded to sidekick in the movies. I do think a lot of this was studio interference but PJ didn't want to do this either. His heart wasn't in it.

[@mallios13]

@@rivendelldaughter He wanted to do it, but a producer at New Line had beef with him, so said producer wanted to make these movies without PJ at the helm. That's why they got GDT. When GDT backed out because production was taking too long, no other competent director cared to do it except PJ, so New Line had to go with him. Which is probably why he wasn't afforded more time.

[@daegnaxqelil2733]

thery just should have gave another name to the orc leader

[@rivendelldaughter]

@Motsognir I know all of this actually. He didn't want to do it. But he had to. His heart wasn't in it. And I'm not convinced that's why GDT backed out. The way he was about the project and his passion. I think this was just the Hollywood answer.

[@CHGIV]

Lindsay Ellis did a really good deep dive on why these movies ended up the way they did. I’d recommend watching that after this for even more context.

[@admiralfrancis8424]

God, I miss her.

[@Kicksncoffee1983]

@@admiralfrancis8424 She’s on Nebula now. She recently talked about E.T

[@ariellelyons]

@@Kicksncoffee1983 the best part is you don't even need a nebula subscription, you just need to be on her patreon for $2 a month, which is something even a broke college student like me can afford. i can't thank her enough for that.

[@admiralfrancis8424]

@@Kicksncoffee1983 Thanks, I didn't know she was on Nebula.

[@boredphilosopher4254]

@@ariellelyonsnebula subscription is like a dollar a month. It is cheaper and definitely worth it

[@bintube5269]

You'd think they would give more screen time to Gimli's father.

[@arnesh1025]

The battle of the five armies was a monumental event that drastically changed the situation and geopolitical makeup of that part of middle earth, and the outcome of the battle even played a big role in LOTR. Massive armies was involved, Including probably the biggest elven army assembled after the war of the last alliance. Saron was DEFINITELY INVOLVED

[@Lasherluke]

Legolas being in the hobbit isn't the issue given the fact that they are in elven land and the king of the elf's is his father so it does make sense for him to be there, the issue is that he hogs screentime from characters who really deserve it.

[@imnackeredsirnackered948]

Fucken aye man. There could of been more time developing the dwarfs more but instead they went down the nostalgia shit. Legolas was one of my favorite characters as a kid who I dressed up for Halloween 5 times and always thought he was an absolute badass but in the hobbit, it just felt like they were forcing Legolas in too many scenes to show everyone "hey!! Legolas is back".

[@sercravenmohead3631]

Why Legolas is cool, never really felt like characters were robbed of screen time.

[@NCC1371]

They probably thought they could do more justice to his character by giving him the screentime he missed in lotr. But Legolas is a block of wood.

[@matthewnathe2049]

No it doesn't make sense since Legolas was never in the Hobbit, he is only in the movie to sell tickets and move merchandise.

[@NCC1371]

@matthewnathe2049 he is thranduils son. He could have been in the background and just not get mentioned. I don't have an issue with him being in the movie but he didn't need a whole part. Be glad they didn't give us a young aragorn.

[@deadshot0908]

The cast reunion is so great, shows how much they all care for those movies and they where just the right choice.

[@Glodwra]

Am I the only person that loves this Trilogy? It’s so warm, cozy, and fun. Of course TLOTR trilogy is better, those will never be topped. But I love this trilogy for different reasons and it carries a certain charm to it. Peter Jackson at his worst with a mental breakdown was still able to make these films good. That says a lot about his talent.

[@nicgarton2393]

That's what I'm saying! I didn't even now people disliked these movies before this

[@e33d90]

please stay far far away from me

[@anthonybarone8745]

I like them too

[@przemek3251]

Thank you, I was looking for that comment. Of course LOTR is on the top of everything, but The Hobbit trilogy is still very entertaining, keeps the beautiful climate of Middle Earth and the music is in place. I really like it

[@free4all3forall]

Definitely not the only person. The guy who made this video sounds both somewhat uninformed about Tolkien's greater writings and a salty hater to crank out a video. I found his criticisms contrived and missed the mark several times. Rewatching the Hobbit trilogy today is a fun, entertaining endeavor.

[@puzzleheaddesign3789]

this was everything I thought of this trilogy and much more. thank you for making this.

[@cerulean_1415]

My biggest gripe with the story in this trilogy is the orcs. In the book, Gandalf kills the Goblin King, which causes them to show up multiple times later, including the battle of five armies, to avenge their murdered king. *That makes sense.* Their exclusion from the third movie has always bothered me.

[@j.calvert3361]

Not to mention the sand worms from Arakis! Aaargh!

[@Orangeinawall]

But goblins did show up in the battle of the five armies ahead of bolg

[@diaryofanaddict9637]

I think that what did not help the trilogy is the fact that they did not have a diverse cast of different ethnicity. They should've had black, Asian and Hispanic dwarfs. Bilbo should've had a side story of him struggling with his homosexuality. What really would have improved tolkiens story is if they added a deeper layer of allegory that reflected modern political issues we face today.

[@alejandromaldonado6159]

​@@diaryofanaddict9637 lol

[@Prawnsly]

@@diaryofanaddict9637 tolkien would have LOVED this idea!

[@nathandrake5544]

Warner Bros could have easily split the Hobbit into two movies, with the first movie ending after they are rescued by the eagles, or, alternatively, after they arrive in Erebor, if you want to devote a lot of time to the Battle of Five Armies. Splitting it three just unnecessarily drags the story out. I like Lindsay Ellis's comparison to Bilbo's analogy of feeling like butter stretched too thin over a slice of bread.

[@Henez89]

It was scripted as a 2 parter, part one ending with the barrel sequence. Jackson wanted the extra film, according to him. While he claimed it worked better that way, I think the truth is that he was so far behind schedule that an extra film and an extra year was desperately needed to finish at all.

[@qzilla5102]

@@Henez89 no, Jackson never wanted a third film. He always wanted a Duology, Warner Bros forced him to make a trilogy in an attempt to replicate the success of Lord of the Rings. In fact, the ending of Desolation of Smaug had to rewritten hastily due to this coming late into production, iirc.

[@Henez89]

@@qzilla5102 Jackson claimed to want a 3rd film when it was announced (by him) and never suggested otherwise. I've never seen anyone say it was a studio decision in the years since. Looking at the production it is clear they were never going to get things done in time. A 3rd film gave them an extra year to finish.

[@garrick3727]

When the media were first talking about The Hobbit, it was 2 movies. There was this whole thing in this time period of making the last installment two movies. We saw it with this, The Hunger Games, Twilight, Harry Potter. I wouldn't be at all surprised to find they are all Warner Bros, but I can't be bothered to look it up. I think Harry Potter started it, and then all these series decided to do the same because it was profitable. I even think they had made most of the first Hobbit movie when it changed from 2 to 3, and you can tell because the first movie just mostly follows the book, even keeping in scenes that would normally be reduced just because they had time to cover it. The second and third movie just have very long action scenes, and some of it is pure CGI (the actors do very little) because it was pasted in to pad out the runtime from 1 movie to 2. You can also tell by how some characters, like Bard, barely interact with the main cast, and instead have their own plot with side characters that the main cast never interact with: all that was added in after the main cast was mostly done.

[@Henez89]

@@garrick3727 Jackson had to film without any prep time. As the films progress he's basically winging it more and more. The battle stuff wasn't even done in the main shoot. This is why I suspect that Jackson added another part just to play catch-up. I'm sure the studio were more than happy to sell another movie. Unexpected Journey was originally going to end with the barrel sequence in the 2-film plan, so it no doubt would have been very different. A lot would have been cut to fit all that in.

[@keis93]

8:32-8:37 What remix was that, I really want to know? It was gas!

[@Winaska]

Excellent review, enjoyable and funny. I will say however that the whole thing with Gandalf going after Sauron in Mirkwood is backed up by the appendices to the third LOTR book. So it IS canonical to show that... but.... I'm not sure the way they did it worked