DUNE Part 2 : Pretty Looking, BAD Movie (spoiler breakdown)

It's not good movie right ? And alose do you think baging Chani feels like jekring off with sand paper?
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00:00 Foreplay
01:24 Paul is Gay
04:21 Harkonan down BAD
06:45 sardukar suck now
07:47 Chani Tatum is she stupid or what
08:31 conclusions

[@Kavsilvers]

Always the channels with like 5 subscribers with a terrible take

[@thatsretarded]

The movie is nothing witouth the visuals. Dave Bautista, Stellan Skarsgård, Rebecca Ferguson, Wasted. No stakes in the movie because paul sees the future. Is he gonna bang white slut or native slut, thats the biggest dilemma in the movie

[@brandon7601]

Wait for the movie to be released on DVD so you can play it at 0.25x speed, should be slow enough then for you to understand. Best of luck! @@thatsretarded

[@studiolichi]

Definitely the film is not a masterpiece in script writing, but as a whole experience it just has created new benchmarks for me. You know one's criticism & comments tells more about the person himself and for your case I really feel.. @thatsretarded . :D

[@Gruntled2001]

@@brandon7601 Cope harder. The pacing of the movie is dog shit, so is the editing.

[@michaelprick]

@@studiolichi its a book adaptation. So script exists for like 60 years. It is the modern take and visuals that brings it to masses since nobody reads books now. It was predecessor to star wars but back then the movie was done a wrong way. The way they show the universe now is way more how the books intended.

[@mauriciosalas3415]

It's crazy that your name can describe this video XDDD

[@rob4926]

Contrarian viewpoint for views tactic clearly ain’t working chief, stick to what you really believe instead , be honest

[@thatsretarded]

Damn bro you care about my Sub count more than me. Alose I really didn't like that movie. How do you have STELLAN fucking SKarsgard and completely Waste him.

[@rob4926]

​@@thatsretarded just hoping it all works out for you b x

[@rob4926]

just hope it all works out for you b, nobody here was expecting a serious opinion with that channel name anyway, time to grow up x

[@hcutter9802]

Oh hi TrollSign

[@jmcman6104]

I was confused how anyone could think this but then I saw the channel name

[@CsDeathshadow]

at least your channel name matches your opinion

[@MasterNinjaXz]

Tbh the last 30 minutes is SUPER rushed and fucked it up for me. He’s got a point there. And people are overhyping it heavy

[@shironeko8971]

wow you are really on the path to becoming a counterpart to cinema sins

[@highdefinition450]

even they have to have liked it lmao

[@lordcrunk4790]

Rings of Power folk made these new Dune films.

[@akinoha7961]

Hmmm I mean fair. The pacing of Dune the book is not consistent. The book starts to rush near the end. The author or someone described it as "orgasmic" But ehh it just feels rushed.

[@hcutter9802]

Yep, pretty much agree with this. And the mouse had bigger balls than Paul.

[@NotMichaelEither]

Man named his channel based off of the way he talks

[@michaelprick]

I respect your opinion, however I dont agree with it. Once the whole story is out you will understand how everything ties together. It is very complex story with ton of subplots in the background. The books are amazing but stale in some moments until those subplots emerge and then a lot of it starts to make sense. Ill take this kind of movie over another braindead copy pasted hero saving planet movie.

[@michaelprick]

And if you think Paul has super powers just wait for his son XD In the books his son becomes The God Emperor :)

[@thatsretarded]

Yeah... I hope that you are right. But so far, the first Dune is better when it comes to pacing and, most importantly, characters. What they did with Baron just pissed me the fuck off😀

[@Gruntled2001]

I see that Timmeh's and Denny's fan club is coping really hard in the comments section.

[@hcutter9802]

I reckon Timmeh and Stevie both would have said this film sucked (sorry If I got the reference wrong).

[@adamvillarreal185]

As much as I don’t agree with you, this video entertaining asf😂

[@thatsretarded]

Well, I'm glad you got something from it. Thanks for watching😀

[@dyotoorion1835]

One of the better reviews of Dune 2 - it sucked.

[@hcutter9802]

It really did.

[@michaeldamico6537]

I still love you dude

[@user-mn5si5jd5z]

SILENCE

[@dephiler]

Just here to down vote

[@thatsretarded]

I like your style😀

[@dephiler]

@thatsretarded I have no choice...but to subscribe now...well played sir

[@jesusisunstoppable4438]

Agreed 👍 🤝 👍 🤝 👍

[@Buford_T_Justice1]

Damn dude, you are FUNNY!!!! Thank you!!!

[@thatsretarded]

Lots of people here are saying that I am a RETARD, which might be a fact, but no one has any arguments... weird😀👍

[@Gruntled2001]

Dude, this review is funny, and everything you said is spot on. So much wasted potential in this movie. Not quite of the Rings of Power scale, but damn near.

[@thatsretarded]

I would like this movie so much more if they would just give me one scene with the Baron and Paul just talking for some time. I mean, it's the dude that killed Paul's dad and is the father of Paul's mom. He just says one word and then kills him... wtf

[@yahu5988]

watch the 1984 movie the new one is too sterile too overly drama and too much 'action' with trash cliche hans zimmer still very good ideas art design atmosphere and style though

[@owengibby]

How is it too overly drama. The only reason it had ‘too much’ action when it didn’t because the first movie was criticised for having not enough action. Also never diss hanz zimmer again 😂

[@donniehardest875]

@@owengibbyhonestly how can one diss Hans Zimmer 😂 he’s literally one of the greatest to do it hands down.. and the soundtrack is unbelievable he is a genius.

[@elijahalbiston]

you lost me at "watch the 1984 movie." it's been known as a massive failure for twenty years and even the director hated it. people only pop up now to cause arguments around it and never disrespect Hans Zimmer. He's one of the greats who create iconic scores that breathe life into cinema.

[@owengibby]

@@elijahalbiston I would say read the book if anything

[@thomasbgpaintart3120]

Such a BS.