Who Would Win in a Fight? | Ear Biscuits

[@baddweather6362]

Rhett would do better at first but honestly I could see him getting winded or injured really fast and link coming in strong with his chaotic energy after he gets hit a few times

[@studkickass513]

Rhett would lose so quickly. As soon as he got rocked and realized he's not as handy in a fight as his delusions tell him he was, he'd be a broken man.

[@sap9255]

​@studkickass513 are you really a fan?

[@MuffFlux]

Link would get hit in the face once, forget who he is, and turn into a super saiyan barbarian destroying anything nearby.

[@yumyuminmetumtumify]

Exactly. Link’s embarrassing ski trip proves that. When it comes to natural fight or flight response links natural response is fight

[@elenaoakes8494]

From that slap fight they had years ago Link would definitely lose his temper real quick if he got hit 😅

[@k7l3rworkman97]

23:43 I think what LINK is trying to say is; His dream was SO VIVID it made him Uncomfortable… I think Rhett missed that completely. They’re communicating like myself and my parents do a lot. They’re both on the wrong page, but think they’re on the same page 😂 Link knows they’re not in the same page, but doesn’t know how to word how he’s feeling to get Rhett on the same page lol 🤷🏻

[@wackybrattyx]

Me (an Intuitive) when I talk to my Sensor sister (MBTI). It’s like we’re talking different languages. She always feels like I’m being condescending or debating, when in reality, I just like knowledge and learning. 😂 It’s like the Rhett (INTJ) resurfacing the quickie length convo, and everyone accusing him of trying to prove himself right, but tbh, as an INFJ, I totally understood what he meant and would’ve enjoyed that convo. 😂 It’s like both sides are sooooo frustrated!

[@studkickass513]

​@@wackybrattyxYou ever do research into this? They had no training or experience. It's utterly meaningless.

[@bluesilvahalo3576]

I'm so heartened to hear Link is getting back into the dj saddle again and also really glad that he definitely is understanding how the process works. Initially the whole antler thing made me worry that the image was more important in Link's thinking than the actual djing but it's clear he really is embracing doing this as professionally as he can. Hope it's not too long before his next gig 😊

[@cameronsmith5147]

I love Ear Biscuits.. almost as much as I love GMM!😂 it’s honestly my favorite podcast to listen to because Rhett and Link are such good storytellers and talkers lol

Link would end up winning for sure. He’d start leaning I to the thrill of getting hit and being able to hit back and possibly find a new passion lol

[@k7l3rworkman97]

Rhett: “Not that we’re gonna do it…” Proceeds to tell Link how demolished he would be if they fought 😂

[@studkickass513]

He's delusional. Link would eat him alive.

[@joeftheloaf2561]

I just wanted to say thank you. I work the night shift and I just listened to both spiritual deconstructions and it's lifted a weight off my shoulders.

[@melissaahoell]

They help me get the the night shift as well

[@kaylalboyd]

link and jessie having a song that’s cute

[@siezethebidet]

Link's middle school boy elboobs is what we came here for! My wife always ask "Why do grown men have a 6th grade sense of humor?" As a grown up 6th grade boy, I tell her "Because 6th grade boy humor is as funny as it gets. You can't improve perfection." Then Link pulls his arms out and has a long exhale as though he just finished a yoga exercise. Real guru move! 😂

[@criskdna5221]

I like how Rhett had to let him know he would mow him down

[@PistonHeaven]

I wish they would solely use the camera angle at 13:29 instead of switching between two different angles

[@sirumpus18]

Watch out now, Rhett... Link got them hands!

[@siv9939]

I never wanted to see the guys have a fist fight, but now that they talked about it I do.

[@brothernorb8586]

I've been wondering if they ever argue or fight at all and would want to hear it from their wives

[@gibbnasta]

They've been best friends since te 1st grade. They've definitely had arguments. My favorite arguments are the ones I've had since I was 7 and met my best friend. I want to punch him in the temple sometimes, but I love him more than most people I know.

[@studkickass513]

Watch the shoeing a horse episode. Rhett had a serious mental breakdown and just cried about everything while *still* bullying Link.

[@puckman_deluxe]

As someone who has vivid and disturbing dreams/nightmares, Link is so valid.

[@bluesilvahalo3576]

"Oh it does" yes you are gorgeous Link 😂

[@fredsollars]

I feel like Rhett would be very afraid of hurting Link, and Link would be trying to hurt Rhett as hard as he possibly can.

[@faustr9517]

Rhett and Link would make some good adult cartoons. like maybe a bobs burgers with rhett and link's own flavor. Pitch to one of the big streaming services and I'm sure theyd buy in

[@v.llamas]

Love these conversations ❤

[@gibbnasta]

I wouldn't want to see them fight, but I think Link could take Rhett. He might have to pick something up to hit him with, but Link would win. Speed kills

[@bintlooda]

Links face @39:36 is just so cute with the real authentic embarrassment he was feeling at that moment i don’t believe i have ever seen that expression from him lol 😂❤

[@MikeHudspeth]

Rhett would definitely crack Link a few times in the beginning and would dominate. Then Link would absolutely lose his shit and would end up hitting Rhett in a way that messes up Rhett’s bad back. Then Link would just lose control and wreck him and everything around him lol. I’d say it’d be a close fight but I’d actually give it to Link.

[@lukasart3951]

With that back, sorry Rhett, he’s taking the W

[@studkickass513]

Back doesn't matter with that adrenaline, speaking from experience. What does matter is that Rhett is mentally weak and arrogant. Link is strong willed and determined. You're still right though, easy W for Link.

[@MJ-2797]

How about oil wrestling instead. Edit: Link would molly-whop Rhett and heres why; Link is faster and has a better back, if he could land a single uppercut on Rhett's tiny little glass chin/mouth it would cause Rhett to slip a few disks and quit. Also Link's face would be covered in vasseline and Rhett would not shave his beard, Link's punches would connect much harder. Finally I think if Link played defense he could out last him in any amount of rounds and prob win from a judge call.

[@awesomeadamfrom2099]

Awesome podcast episode ever 10/10

[@torib1410]

I’ve been waiting for a new episode since I listened to the last one😎😎

[@kineokami]

Elkhound (Snugglebaby) 💜 Would it be common practice to record the audio of the whole set for an event and listen back?

[@shit_tiger]

Some DJs do that but lots of people consider it "cheating" and it really feeds into the trope of "all DJs do is push play," even tho they are doing actual work to prepare for the show.

[@TacTar]

I would love to see you guys fight 😂 get all that tension out of your systems. At least get some sock'em boppers and take a couple of rounds

[@MasonKane1993]

Rhett would have to land some good blows cause the absolute second his back starts tweakin its over 😅

[@MikeHudspeth]

I’m actually surprised at the overwhelming amount of people who agree that Link would win. I think Link would win too but it seems like almost everyone in the comments agrees

[@shit_tiger]

Because Rhett's back is like a house of cards. Im 5'2" and im confident i could come out on top 😂

[@MikeHudspeth]

@@shit_tiger haha true. Link actually seems healthier and sturdier.

[@Kesky_]

My money would be on Link

[@RyderNight99]

It’s been a while since Rhett complimented link, he got so excited

[@irh1606]

dude i am so with link this episode i am constantly disturbed with the reality of dreams god i feel so seen.

[@alexiscollins3108]

You guys should do an MMA sparring match video not full on fighting but like a tought class

[@natterdoodle]

Rhett’s back would take him out after one swing.

[@ChubbySparrow]

I hate that I just started this video & I feel like I already know what the outcome is gonna be 😬😬😬

[@ChubbySparrow]

And...10 min in...I'm right 🙄🙄🙄

[@bonita1228]

I don’t like the full get up for Elk Hound. Links too adorable for it. If he’s serious lose the antlers. But I am sure he knows that. 🤣😊

[@JacobHatesRunning]

Rhett has the reach but the bad back, Links got the crazyness but the bad shoulder. If the fight goes longer than 1 minute I’m taking Link due to his mountain biking cardio lol

[@krispy21493]

Link got that dog in him. Rhett thinks being tall wins the fight. Link takes it low difficulty and rhett needs medical attention afterward

[@thatdamnbradley]

I'm from the Midwest. Is that what I sound like?

[@NicholasAmCuben]

Rhett to Link: Oh, we're going rawdog, if we do it. And this ain't even Sextember

[@danrudnick5252]

Boxing match I'd take Rhett no question. One haymaker and it'd be done. Plain old fight I think Link might go full Tasmanian Devil and start biting. So Rhett might win, but he'd walk away with chunks missing which could lead to a nasty infection.

[@chlochlo5390]

WTF?!?!😂😂😂😂 I hate how this played out so vividly as I read it!

[@taylorfiske5047]

Link billy blanks had a stroke. Lmao

[@yumyuminmetumtumify]

I want to see a padded fight with helmets/head protection 😂 🥊

[@georgeaura]

Yea I remember during covid rhett asking link if he wanted him to come over and beat his as and link immediately got defensive and aggressive.

[@onyxgothicc]

what episode?

[@GoldPunks]

We call that a party starter!

[@EngineeredRFT]

When they mentioned how they change the cover picture and title of a KZbin video if it doesn't pick up and do well, I see it all the time and its a bit trippy. One minute this episode was rhett and link in a fight and now its a dance party haha

[@moonpie21012]

Yeah I’m constantly confused by what I have and haven’t seen!😂

[@baileyreplogle8777]

OMG I thought I was going crazy this morning!

[@valdizos]

Link would smash Rhett. Rhett has a broken back. He doesnt do any physical activity.

[@krispykicks7766]

I'd like to see just the first sentence

[@geckomancer]

“i’m not gonna fight you because i want people to continue to think you’re a good looking guy because i think it helps us get views” LMAO i started watching gmm bc i saw a clip of link somewhere and thought he was pretty so like, dude’s not wrong

[@wh0aheavy]

This was a wild ride

[@alexkehoepwj]

The only thing I know for sure, is that neither of you would do as well as you think you would. Nothing specific against you guy's, but fighting is so much harder than people assume

[@adinace]

They say they wouldn't, but if viewership drops....

[@averymorrell3787]

Yall should do a tag team fight on misfits

[@Heatplant80]

I have to disagree. I think Link would come atcha with the windmill arms 😂

[@thesvc2006]

i DEF do NOT wanna see y'all fight lmao not even a little bit

[@tsumichama]

I once dreamed that John Krasinsky was hitting on me, and I was like, this is a married man. But in my dream, his wife was Pam from the Office. (So it was a weird crossover between fiction and reality. Inside a dream)

[@suer5899]

I want that Bob Wills shirt. WHERE?

[@gimzmcv]

Im 22 and about 90% of all I listen to is 70s-90s. Elton John is amazing I think I’d be right there with those 40 year olds lol.

[@CapturedByKen]

I would love to see them in a sumo suits fight, like The Office lol

[@StELOT]

They're doing it

[@kimberlypikaart380]

All the mythical beasts slowly start chanting “fight, fight, fight”

[@BlueLena]

Rhett could hit Link more but Link would hit Rhett more

[@Judymontel]

Is that a Bob Wills shirt? As in Bob Wills and his Texas Playboys? Ooooo - you gotta play some of that stuff!

[@zbitykieliszek9358]

59:40

[@elizabethfloyd5089]

I absolutely hate how degrading Rhett is to link with out batting an eye. Like saying he would tear him up and link does even say anything directly like Rhett even when he seems hurt. Like why do they always roast link so much

[@Vampress09]

@@StarchildLunaMoon yall use the word naricssistic so loosely these days. yah he is mean sometimes but it's far from narc.

[@BlakeThePainter]

I would much rather see them tag team in a creator clash match than them fight each other. Them fighting each other would turn way too serious way too fast 😂

[@Subseed]

Link would destroy Rhett!

[@tenillen4191]

YES VICTORIA MONETTT

[@Chronomagii]

Can't wait to see you guys fight each other in creator clash 3 next year!

[@alexanderaflalo4128]

"well you've got reach..." .... "man....I would rip you apart." Hahahahaha........ha.....

[@SolAndNat]

lol my mouth was agape

[@dusk4819]

I wanna know the story of Rhett stomach punching a John in defence of Link, not sure if they already talked abt it somewhere but I’d love to hear it!!

[@CapitalCCapitalC]

Linky " I did Billy Blanks. You don't want this smoke." 😂😂

[@jaxparroe]

Good mythical morning, lovelies!

[@planetaryequinox8949]

Could you guys fight please 🙏😌

[@the1andonlysoup27]

If they were to box, it would be interesting to see it if it were chess-boxing

[@annab6726]

Jessie, Christy, and Rhett dancing together would be so cute and sweet. I wish they had a video of that.

[@hazyrob]

The thought of Rhett and Link brawling in Bare Knuckle FC is hilarious and awesome!! Let's goooo!! 😂😂😂

[@ChibiSteak]

1:08:35 fin.

[@Lil_ducks]

Please fight you guys it’s been 5 months

[@joshoconnell2104]

Link, I love you bro, but Rhett would kick your arse big time..

[@ClaraP23]

Doesn’t Rhett have a bad shoulder?

[@heavyherm641]

Link kick Rhetts ass lmfao

[@helloDonnaBella]

"Not that we're gonna do it, im not saying we're gonna do it... but if we DID..."

[@ChubbySparrow]

Wrong. I'd love for Link to knock the crap out of Rhett & bring him down a few pegs. I don't like fighting or anything but Rhett is such a cocky a-hole. He thinks he's better than Link at everything. Ick. 10:41 And the narcissism "this is me caring about you" SMH. Such an ass.

[@pandacub6164]

Yeah I can't stand listening to current ear biscuits because every episode Rhett is an A-hole and he's not even hiding it. Its gotten to the point in the studio where everyone working there its normalized to laugh and make fun of Link. Better laugh and not say anything or get fired.

[@ChubbySparrow]

@@pandacub6164 exactly!!! And then Rhett somehow thinks he's this really great guy where he's always like "whoa! Hey! I'm not the angry (or controlling it childish) one man" when really...EVERY episode he shows he's exactly that. The Ear Biscuits where there were choosing their personality traits was PAINFUL to see how oblivious Rhett is to his own toxicity.

[@ThePenGass]

Link "this was an opportunity for you to empathize... I don't care what you were saying! "😂😂😂

[@foxbasealpha]

10:20 Good Mythical Prizefight!

[@leah0073]

Can SnuggleBB release curated Spotify playlists? 😍🙏🏼

[@cobrakai8049]

What happen to the Rhett and Link fight thumb nail?

[@edeliteedelite1961]

It was changed into something else.

[@cobrakai8049]

No joke?

[@cobrakai8049]

​@@edeliteedelite1961could not have guessed that...

[@VenosValentine]

I think they’re gonna do it.

[@ronathanjonathan257]

Rhett’s back goes out when they play silly games on set. Link must be a pretty terrible fighter if he’s that confident

[@julianasalinas470]

i literally snorted with rhett telling the “WHAT” story 💀 can’t stop imagining link just being like wait pause stop the party i wanna hear my wife

[@angeladeaner7065]

I'm one of the few who thinks Link would lose. Lol. He's got anger issues. You can't lose your cool in a fight. You'll make stupid mistakes, leaving yourself vulnerable. Link may be more limber and have that chaotic energy, but all Rhett would have to do is keep up a defense and wait for Link to swing to wide, or stumble or something, and bam, lights out, Link.

[@shit_tiger]

His back would go out immediately. He'd need to finish the fight in a single blow and there's no way thats happening, especially without his back going out.

[@therealcyber5]

nice shirt Link. I had to google him Waylon Jennings covered his tune a while back

[@dannimcgregor1790]

Did anyone else zone out and back in for Rhett’s story and think he was in a bus accident?? 😂

[@breemlew]

Rhett, Marky advertises for the app. It's called Hallow. Jonathan Roumie advertises for it, too. But it is geared towards Catholics.

[@reset-rize]

Nooo I'd never want to see them fight lol

[@captaincrespo3327]

I wonder, does link know that’s a Bad Brains parody shirt?

[@karap5882]

god Rhett has no capacity for empathy