Eating TREE BACON like a BEAVER with Viking AXE! | Cambium Survival Food | Tormund Giantsbane

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The Wooded Beardsman

The Wooded Beardsman

6 жыл бұрын

Tree CAMBIUM or INNER BARK is touted as a survival food, but how PALATABLE is it really? Can you just dive into the WOOD and get your fill like a BEAVER?
Thanks to Riot Axe: www.riotaxe.com/
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Not only will I cook TREE, but I will also start a FIRE from scratch using a BOW DRILL. I will use a home made custom VIKING AXE like Tormund from Game of Thrones to help chop down a pine tree to get at the 'delicious' layer of bark!
Is tree cambium or inner bark good to eat or totally gross? Is tree bark palatable. I will show you how to eat inner bark of a pine tree.
Resources: www.fao.org/tempref/docrep/non...
Cambium contains about 1000-1200 calories per kilogram. As well as being fried, it can also be dried and pounded into a flour or added to stew or soups.
Traditional diets of Indigenous peoples of Canada show that they ate about 35 species of plants with inner bark, cambium and sap.
The most common are in the Pine Family including True Firs balsam fir, or Canada balsam, grand fir fir, and Pacific silver fir.
Other include Slippery Elm, Black Birch, Yellow Birch, Red Spruce, Black Spruce, Balsam Fir and Tamarack. Of all the contenders, Pine seems to be the genus of choice.
The inner bark of balsam fir was grated and eaten by the Montagnais of Quebec. The inner bark (cambium and secondary phloem) of Engelmann spruce was occasionally eaten by the Nlaka'pamux and Chilcotin of British Columbia.
The most important food derived from lodgepole pine, however, was the inner bark, including cambium and secondary phloem tissues, which was an almost universal food of the
Interior peoples of British Columbia. The edible tissue is said to be at its prime for harvesting only for a very limited time in spring, the exact interval being determined by elevation and local weather conditions. It was and is usually obtained in late May or early June, when the sap is running and the cambium and surrounding tissues are thick and juicy. This is about the time when the new needles are expanding and the pollen cones in full production. Sometimes local testing is required to determine whether the harvesting time is right. For harvesting, the bark is removed and the ripe cambium tissues scraped off the exposed wood in long, fleshy ribbons 2-3 cm (about 1 in.) wide and up to 60 cm (2 ft) or more long. Special prying implements were used to remove the bark and scrapers, traditionally made of caribou antler, deer ulna or rib, or shoulder blade of deer or bear, were used to harvest the edible tissue.
More recently, a sharp knife, or a tool cut from the curved side of a tin can, has been used as a scraper. A basket or container placed at the bottom of the tree is often used to "catch" the edible ribbons, or "pine noodles" as they fall. Sometimes, if it were later in the season, the edible portion is scraped from the inside of the bark after it had been removed. Usually only a rectangular portion of the bark 1 to 2 m (about 3 to 6 ft) from the ground is removed, and the tree will continue to grow, the scar gradually growing over. There are many, many examples of such "culturally modified" trees in the interior of British Columbia, although recently, the practice of harvesting inner bark has been discouraged by Forestry management officials, and few Indigenous People still use this food.
The edible tissue was usually eaten fresh, as it was gathered, or shortly afterwards. When freshly harvested, it is sweet, juicy, and somewhat resinous, but when left it is said to discolor quickly and
"go sour." Sometimes, however, it was dried for winter, when it would be soaked in water before use. Some people like to add sugar to this food, making it even sweeter. The Gitksan name for it translates as "tree fat." Bears are said to relish the inner bark of lodgepole pine, and sometimes one can see where they have scratched off the bark to get it.
The Chipewyan of northern Saskatchewan and the Woods Cree of east-central Saskatchewan sometimes ate the fresh inner bark of jack pine.
Ponderosa Pine, or Yellow Pine was harvested in spring and eaten in the same manner. The Flathead were said to have used it even more than lodgepole pine inner bark. The best tissue is said to come from young trees, before they have produced cones, and the food could also be harvested from the twigs and branches of older trees. The tree would be tested first to make sure
the sap was sweet, then the bark was removed with a special tool. The edible tissue was scraped from the wood or the inside of the bark pieces. It was usually ready two or three weeks before. Lodgepole pine inner bark. It was eaten fresh, or stored briefly, and was sometimes roasted and dried for winter.

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@TheWoodedBeardsman
@TheWoodedBeardsman 5 жыл бұрын
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@abriannelee
@abriannelee 5 жыл бұрын
Minecraft irl
@gdshark7286
@gdshark7286 4 жыл бұрын
Europe or Australia? Cuz I need to know do I cut it in atumn or spring
@brandonhaupt2659
@brandonhaupt2659 4 жыл бұрын
Spook bro yes
@lultay3xyamsayin302
@lultay3xyamsayin302 4 жыл бұрын
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@x0x0jolyne
@x0x0jolyne 2 жыл бұрын
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@denneilleandrachellegealon6791
@denneilleandrachellegealon6791 5 жыл бұрын
Did i search this. No Did i watch it full. YES
@arnobdas4015
@arnobdas4015 5 жыл бұрын
Whyyyyy thoo Actually me too.
@thatboy3930
@thatboy3930 5 жыл бұрын
tbh I barely search for videos anymore
@rachi5790
@rachi5790 5 жыл бұрын
me to
@dtx.krystal6702
@dtx.krystal6702 5 жыл бұрын
Okay
@laxughter1159
@laxughter1159 5 жыл бұрын
Ahhhh 666 like i need to change it to 667
@lepidus2918
@lepidus2918 5 жыл бұрын
Vegetarian? Nah Vegan? Nah Tree-itarian? Yeah
@IamTurkey1453
@IamTurkey1453 4 жыл бұрын
ok
@Odesious25
@Odesious25 4 жыл бұрын
Treegan
@savior8017
@savior8017 4 жыл бұрын
Deniz Smille ok
@winter1393
@winter1393 4 жыл бұрын
Hotel? Trivago
@antoniooo8129
@antoniooo8129 4 жыл бұрын
tree is a plant ish
@rayanfatality
@rayanfatality 5 жыл бұрын
title should have been "how to save money as a college student."
@yankee2093
@yankee2093 5 жыл бұрын
Jamaico Yo this might actually help me
@Mr-Ad-196
@Mr-Ad-196 5 жыл бұрын
Hrmmmm sounds good.
@luicha6404
@luicha6404 5 жыл бұрын
Jokes on you college students iam 9 years old and still live with my parents and I always get free food
@luicha6404
@luicha6404 5 жыл бұрын
Jk
@dillllllll5497
@dillllllll5497 5 жыл бұрын
@@luicha6404 So your dying ? xD
@scaleycat
@scaleycat 5 жыл бұрын
(Eats burnt wood) Him: it tastes like burnt wood Me: ._.
@madddog2487
@madddog2487 5 жыл бұрын
I didn't expected anything else, on the other side I didn't feel scammed
@darkshadows3972
@darkshadows3972 5 жыл бұрын
Kumiho Pilot Overcooked 🤦‍♂️
@Titaneiko
@Titaneiko 5 жыл бұрын
Dark Shadows Just because it has a little black doesn’t make it overcooked.
@user-bh1mi3qc4p
@user-bh1mi3qc4p 5 жыл бұрын
:/
@thegunslinger8020
@thegunslinger8020 5 жыл бұрын
Guys guys, it’s tree bacon
@Mark-kk3vs
@Mark-kk3vs 5 жыл бұрын
why am i craving _a tree_
@Mark-kk3vs
@Mark-kk3vs 5 жыл бұрын
and what do you want that to mean :P
@succulentravioli954
@succulentravioli954 5 жыл бұрын
@@Mark-kk3vs obviously his significant bush, duh
@emperorofmankind5840
@emperorofmankind5840 5 жыл бұрын
Me too why is that
@hgmfmatt2340
@hgmfmatt2340 5 жыл бұрын
Yo same
@CrypticRite
@CrypticRite 5 жыл бұрын
In Russia, tree craves you. Hence why the bears send so many people up them.
@TheWoodedBeardsman
@TheWoodedBeardsman 6 жыл бұрын
*I'm saying....it will make you GAG not gay, LOL*
@Skronk93
@Skronk93 6 жыл бұрын
idk. i only knew i was gay after i choked to death on tree bacon.
@HamptonBallance
@HamptonBallance 6 жыл бұрын
He'll yeah. I'm gonna try this
@fckcomRayuNinja
@fckcomRayuNinja 6 жыл бұрын
i mean u r eating WOOD.
@jacobortiz4244
@jacobortiz4244 6 жыл бұрын
fckcom lol
@luisadalida3446
@luisadalida3446 6 жыл бұрын
The Wooded Beardsman i thought you said gay lol
@fernandodonis1929
@fernandodonis1929 4 жыл бұрын
Mr.beast: we are going to plant 20 million trees Beardsman: I’m bout to ends this manzs whole career
@gorillapoop1654
@gorillapoop1654 4 жыл бұрын
Fernando Donis how does that make any sense
@acekush6635
@acekush6635 4 жыл бұрын
NO
@gorillapoop1654
@gorillapoop1654 4 жыл бұрын
Gxngex no he ate a tree?
@dokidoki4099
@dokidoki4099 4 жыл бұрын
Yay i made it 69 likes
@shxdow9807
@shxdow9807 Жыл бұрын
@@gorillapoop1654 not all jokes are supposed to make sense
@AKadir8
@AKadir8 5 жыл бұрын
14:55 ''Its a little bit like burnt wood'' *literally eats a burnt wood* LOL
@minnesotabymotorcycles4773
@minnesotabymotorcycles4773 5 жыл бұрын
It's not wood!
@olavamoss
@olavamoss 5 жыл бұрын
Are You Not Drink Coffee Right Now Cuz You Like Little Bit Sleepy Btw 13:55
@crazykenproductions606
@crazykenproductions606 5 жыл бұрын
@Vent thanks
@umberto747
@umberto747 5 жыл бұрын
🤣
@LordFra-l
@LordFra-l 5 жыл бұрын
@@olavamoss English 100
@torrin999
@torrin999 6 жыл бұрын
"edible but not incredible" loved that line. ;D
@sovietjams4647
@sovietjams4647 6 жыл бұрын
Davey Jones me too 😅
@disfukinmansrighthere3120
@disfukinmansrighthere3120 6 жыл бұрын
Davey Jones He got bars
@dushk0
@dushk0 6 жыл бұрын
One could guess that The Beardsman With a Wood has some hard punchlines!
@raystrife234
@raystrife234 6 жыл бұрын
"Cut down a tree to thin out the canopy" BaRzZ!!1!
@owb9314
@owb9314 6 жыл бұрын
this sentence made me to subscribe xD
@musicformed
@musicformed 6 жыл бұрын
"don't worry the tree will not die" *5 min later cuts down tree
@smoothsnailing2161
@smoothsnailing2161 6 жыл бұрын
Music for Meditation tis just a mere flesh wound. It’ll be alright
@koloblicin
@koloblicin 6 жыл бұрын
@Red headed Mastermind yes some trees, but not a pine nor a spruce
@DarkPhoenixDarkrom175
@DarkPhoenixDarkrom175 6 жыл бұрын
I've noticed from my grandpa, many years ago, when he cut, "slimmed" down a tree, Mainly you cut the branches, and it grows that way, faster. You cut a tree, fully, and leave the stump, one of two things could happen. The tree could potentially dry out and die, OR it WILL grow back, but way longer than anyone's lifetime.
@RoyceInsanity
@RoyceInsanity 6 жыл бұрын
matrimix ximirtam nice monty python reference
@foxboiunknown320
@foxboiunknown320 6 жыл бұрын
No he clearly said if you cut all around, he chopped it down from one side.
@luddo1tap776
@luddo1tap776 5 жыл бұрын
One time i said to my friends in minecraft "cant you just eat wood" well...
@kissmeragdolls
@kissmeragdolls 4 жыл бұрын
No your can only eat stripped mine craft wood
@michaelmora7520
@michaelmora7520 4 жыл бұрын
Whats up
@draghi6949
@draghi6949 5 жыл бұрын
Son: Mom I want bacon let's go eat at a fastfood Mom: but we have bacon at home Bacon at home:
@jauntyknot6253
@jauntyknot6253 3 жыл бұрын
I guess you live in the woods then
@aletheia874
@aletheia874 3 жыл бұрын
@@jauntyknot6253 free word bacon
@Nyctophora
@Nyctophora 6 жыл бұрын
I have just seen a man eat a tree fried in bear.
@undergroundmonsterlover208
@undergroundmonsterlover208 6 жыл бұрын
Nyctophora get used to it if you subscribed becuase this dude makes a ton of entertaining videos in the wilderness
@Penafilm
@Penafilm 6 жыл бұрын
Nyctophora 🤣😂
@andrewburgess633
@andrewburgess633 6 жыл бұрын
Bear-ly a Tree-t?
@martintaylor7892
@martintaylor7892 6 жыл бұрын
“It’s a little bit like burnt wood” 😂😂😂😂😂 my dude it is burnt wood.
@Kai-bm7ho
@Kai-bm7ho 5 жыл бұрын
Gordon would say: *ITS* *RAW*
@ryce7877
@ryce7877 4 жыл бұрын
Not really fun
@zend9942
@zend9942 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@shadowboi6581
@shadowboi6581 4 жыл бұрын
wHeRe'S tHe lAmB SaUcE
@duanedavidson5569
@duanedavidson5569 4 жыл бұрын
ITS RAW
@vix3659
@vix3659 4 жыл бұрын
@@ryce7877 not really grammer
@spookx5815
@spookx5815 5 жыл бұрын
This man is a true Viking
@braindamane
@braindamane 6 жыл бұрын
Vegan bacon
@Sir_FireFox
@Sir_FireFox 6 жыл бұрын
Unlucky ship Lol
@kikkyam4464
@kikkyam4464 6 жыл бұрын
Unlucky ship u copied this from splouty umbrella
@braindamane
@braindamane 6 жыл бұрын
Who is that??
@eliasenns4928
@eliasenns4928 6 жыл бұрын
Oof
@something3118
@something3118 6 жыл бұрын
Actually us vegans eat leaves as bacon, you can get any crispier leaves than in the fall! Just add it to some batter and you can make some “bacon” pancakes, don’t forget to add extra buttermilk to make the pancakes fluffier
@jonathanmckiddy9169
@jonathanmckiddy9169 5 жыл бұрын
*slaps fallen tree he plans to eat* been tracking this badboy for three days.
@DrewPeabaws
@DrewPeabaws 5 жыл бұрын
Jonathan Mckiddy kek
@willysmith6833
@willysmith6833 4 жыл бұрын
Lol 😆
@SAYA-gu3mi
@SAYA-gu3mi 3 жыл бұрын
How do you write like this?
@leia3559
@leia3559 5 жыл бұрын
Does it taste good? Wooded Beardsman: Well yes, but actually no
@ItsyourAL
@ItsyourAL 5 жыл бұрын
He's so lmao Like he's just pretending it's taste good Just to make his video get's more subscribers and like 😂😆😁😂😆😁... Btw at least he help us if we go for survival or camping to find food though 😄
@Mr-Ad-196
@Mr-Ad-196 5 жыл бұрын
But you will survive by eating this soooo I don't mind if it not taste good when I look at my food ration super low, you can't be a picky eater when you about to starve.
@ykkynmrnki1424
@ykkynmrnki1424 5 жыл бұрын
@@Mr-Ad-196 i think u cant just survive by these idk
@Mr-Ad-196
@Mr-Ad-196 5 жыл бұрын
@@ykkynmrnki1424 hey it fill your stomach when you don't have anything to eat except this. You do it for survival until you find other source of food, soooo what your choice? Slowly starve to death while finding food or eat this tree bacon to fill you your belly and continued to find other food source?
@ashtonsenko536
@ashtonsenko536 4 жыл бұрын
*W O O D E D*
@KashiStar
@KashiStar 5 жыл бұрын
I just found your channel! Loving your vids!
@jcpenney8226
@jcpenney8226 5 жыл бұрын
I just watched a viking eat strips of a tree, thank you KZbin algorithm
@AceVideosOfficial
@AceVideosOfficial 5 жыл бұрын
This guy ate a tree.................................... I just barley made Ramen Noodles.
@sammyant8799
@sammyant8799 3 жыл бұрын
I’m a huge fan!
@tanscot1
@tanscot1 3 жыл бұрын
Can't spell, either
@mango4139
@mango4139 2 жыл бұрын
Reply back?
@ali-tdm512
@ali-tdm512 2 жыл бұрын
@@sammyant8799 do you make wind?
@sammyant8799
@sammyant8799 2 жыл бұрын
@@ali-tdm512 yeah
@SHFK63
@SHFK63 5 жыл бұрын
1963: People will have flying cars! 2018: A Bearded man eating wooden bacon made with a viking axe.
@rapidshadow3824
@rapidshadow3824 6 жыл бұрын
"its a little bit like burnt wood" *holds a piece of wood that is clearly burnt* lmao
@rodrigolecha123
@rodrigolecha123 5 жыл бұрын
" honey, whats for dinner?" oh just some delightful tree
@MirandaDFE
@MirandaDFE 5 жыл бұрын
This is beyond lumberjack.... This is...... *ADVANCED LUMBERJACK*
@tenpaths7795
@tenpaths7795 5 жыл бұрын
@Apathetic Apparition ikr
@nobody.youcangoawaynow7743
@nobody.youcangoawaynow7743 5 жыл бұрын
I tried this and it's delicious. *No, literally*
@mobbdeep615
@mobbdeep615 4 жыл бұрын
i dont get it
@r4wrImabee
@r4wrImabee 4 жыл бұрын
@@mobbdeep615 r/wooosh ?
@buttpounder2005
@buttpounder2005 4 жыл бұрын
Roberts upon seeing somebody not understand a joke, some people think that's it's just hilarious to link them to a subreddit containing nothing but this.
@koka_pepsi
@koka_pepsi 3 жыл бұрын
@@r4wrImabee no, you only say that if they take a joke too seriously
@orieumsroom
@orieumsroom 5 жыл бұрын
Well, this guy is a real man.
@heyboost
@heyboost 5 жыл бұрын
Or an animal
@klaus7637
@klaus7637 5 жыл бұрын
well he is tormund
@gamerjohnbot
@gamerjohnbot 5 жыл бұрын
no, he is giant's bane
@supportivefriend9952
@supportivefriend9952 5 жыл бұрын
@577AllWell woooosh
@StarchDisks
@StarchDisks 5 жыл бұрын
This makes me forget civilization.AND I LOVE IT
@CorAngar00
@CorAngar00 5 жыл бұрын
"BACON! We must be underneath a Bacon tree!" - Ted Bear
@Morlock.
@Morlock. 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@stephencano9990
@stephencano9990 5 жыл бұрын
Iam sitting at home in the comfort of my bed watching a lumberjack viking chop wood and eat it. What is life
@sloopy5912
@sloopy5912 5 жыл бұрын
Same but I'm not comfortable theres no such thing as a good night sleep for me that's why its 1 AM at night for me...
@stephencano9990
@stephencano9990 5 жыл бұрын
@@sloopy5912 melatonin get some melatonin my dude
@Gpgesell1
@Gpgesell1 6 жыл бұрын
Using wood to cook wood
@bigmassiverob
@bigmassiverob 5 жыл бұрын
Cannibalism
@boi7388
@boi7388 5 жыл бұрын
.
@callmenorman631
@callmenorman631 5 жыл бұрын
Chord less no
@lukasprice
@lukasprice 5 жыл бұрын
Like Minecraft
@Kulbinator
@Kulbinator 5 жыл бұрын
insanity !
@GCurl
@GCurl 6 жыл бұрын
Just imagine walking through the forest and suddenly there is a guy sitting at a campfire roasting some tree bark and eating it.
@kevionestell8378
@kevionestell8378 6 жыл бұрын
GermanCurl I'd ask to try some tbh.
@ethanbrown3364
@ethanbrown3364 6 жыл бұрын
I would five him all my food an be like this is what food taste like do you know of such thing?
@leonblum816
@leonblum816 6 жыл бұрын
Sounds like fun
@rcflo7300
@rcflo7300 6 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@sneakybill4583
@sneakybill4583 6 жыл бұрын
GermanCurl shia lebouf
@slowfudgeballs9517
@slowfudgeballs9517 2 жыл бұрын
I subbed, you got the personality to really engage an audience and teach.
@jacantu10
@jacantu10 5 жыл бұрын
First video I watch from you. And my good man, you've earned my subscription. Keep up the good job and God Speed!
@drlu3823
@drlu3823 6 жыл бұрын
3AM and i'm here watching a lumberjack viking guy eating and cooking wood
@TheWoodedBeardsman
@TheWoodedBeardsman 6 жыл бұрын
ha!
@colinoconnor2486
@colinoconnor2486 6 жыл бұрын
DR LU with u here
@rayg8522
@rayg8522 6 жыл бұрын
Same lmao
@fuelme346
@fuelme346 6 жыл бұрын
Same
@xdinic
@xdinic 6 жыл бұрын
Same haha and i have exams tomorrow
@zachery2243
@zachery2243 6 жыл бұрын
This new god of war looks pretty good
@UserName-hf6em
@UserName-hf6em 3 жыл бұрын
I’m glad that when I watch an ad I’m helping you out in a way.
@beandwc2536
@beandwc2536 5 жыл бұрын
This is so cool! You know so much about trees and it's super informative.
@myakkaoutdoors6266
@myakkaoutdoors6266 5 жыл бұрын
Bearded woodsman:*eats burnt tree bark* Also bearded woodsman:”taste a lot like Burnt tree bark”
@machinemaker2248
@machinemaker2248 2 жыл бұрын
Who? :D
@damiaan7021
@damiaan7021 6 жыл бұрын
5:40 it took me 3 times before I heard "it might make you gag" instead of "it might make you gay" that gave me a good laugh hahaha. Interesting video!
@TheWoodedBeardsman
@TheWoodedBeardsman 6 жыл бұрын
hhaha, yeah there are a few people thinking the other way LOL
@damiaan7021
@damiaan7021 6 жыл бұрын
It's a good bit of unintended humor, hahaha.
@9MileDrop
@9MileDrop 6 жыл бұрын
Damiaan Moors lol
@hugedickerinokripperino5299
@hugedickerinokripperino5299 6 жыл бұрын
I thought he said gay :/
@verzeda
@verzeda 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah I thought that too haha
@winterbrick8783
@winterbrick8783 5 жыл бұрын
I’m a Cub Scout and your tutorials are helpful and I tried this one and my Cub Scout master was impressed so thank you 🙏
@kingoftheworld6214
@kingoftheworld6214 4 жыл бұрын
NOW THIS IS A TRUE MAN.
@tongtong8422
@tongtong8422 5 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the tip I can use it in case I lose my job and become homeless
@eggrollisgud7641
@eggrollisgud7641 5 жыл бұрын
Eats burnt wood Him: Taste a little bit like burnt wood
@bigrigkustomz8053
@bigrigkustomz8053 3 жыл бұрын
He enjoys the Bacon!!! Awesome vindeo, will watch again tomorrow!!!
@maddiesgamingchannel8163
@maddiesgamingchannel8163 4 жыл бұрын
Been watching your videos and can’t stop. Lots of lessons and I have learned a bit from them. This type of living is on my bucket list and have always wondered how our ancestors lived. Your videos put this into perspective and it shows that everything can be useful and not to rely on the future so save and use as much as you can.
@Puddy1
@Puddy1 6 жыл бұрын
I never thought that I'd watch someone eat a tree in the middle of the night. I don't even think anyone would believe me if I was to tell them about this.
@redriot8438
@redriot8438 6 жыл бұрын
Ah so when Kratos isn't being a teacher to his son or slaying gods he making youtube videos to make ends meet.
@Quetzalcoatl-Dragon_97
@Quetzalcoatl-Dragon_97 6 жыл бұрын
Red Riot he is kratos
@nateaustin362
@nateaustin362 Жыл бұрын
I love this man's honesty
@Alexrei04
@Alexrei04 5 жыл бұрын
Damn I just came across your channel as of 6/26/19. Wish I came across your channel earlier❗️
@ClamChowder_FireBuff69
@ClamChowder_FireBuff69 5 жыл бұрын
Bearded man Axe Viking axe Eating weird stuff Yep he’s Viking!
@lefoolish1989
@lefoolish1989 5 жыл бұрын
hmm wheres the rape, where is the mead and most importantly wheres the pillaging
@katinabarbara9691
@katinabarbara9691 5 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahhahahhahaah
@johnvan1684
@johnvan1684 5 жыл бұрын
A true Nord
@crusader2338
@crusader2338 5 жыл бұрын
sithis le fool He’s building his own civilization now. Soon he’ll start the conquering.
@link2cold
@link2cold 5 жыл бұрын
that BAVE not BRAVE
@jadenmartinez9992
@jadenmartinez9992 5 жыл бұрын
Was watching a video on someone claiming they can make money grow on trees NOW-I’m watching a man eat trees Man the internet is great
@KeetoIsCultured
@KeetoIsCultured 5 жыл бұрын
No one: The Wooded Beardsman: *Eating tree Bacon*
@lewis4788
@lewis4788 4 жыл бұрын
I find when a tree is hung up like that trying to lift it up a little helps a ton. Just be careful not to get your feet trapped underneath the tree when it moves
@Andrei-ki8lq
@Andrei-ki8lq 6 жыл бұрын
How do trees get on the internet? They login.
@TheWoodedBeardsman
@TheWoodedBeardsman 6 жыл бұрын
batam tish!
@ozarkadventures121
@ozarkadventures121 6 жыл бұрын
Bazinga!
@derp4987
@derp4987 6 жыл бұрын
im glad buddy pinned this because this should be top comment haha
@UhAlexWorks
@UhAlexWorks 5 жыл бұрын
The manliest video on KZbin
@-jah-
@-jah- 5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@ecstasy88
@ecstasy88 4 жыл бұрын
honestly this looks so good to eat
@antoniocastro316
@antoniocastro316 4 жыл бұрын
I love your videos to a wild man to wild man my dad has been raised in the south of Argentina in the woods and thanks to him I know how to survive so I am safe
@C_The_Guy
@C_The_Guy 6 жыл бұрын
Lol how did the Baldur The Stranger get Kratos's axe?
@approvingduck1
@approvingduck1 6 жыл бұрын
He stole kratos's axe!!
@prodeathbomb9128
@prodeathbomb9128 5 жыл бұрын
Nice
@VergilTheMenace
@VergilTheMenace 5 жыл бұрын
I thought (*SPOILIER ALERT*) he got killed by Kratos after a mistletoe arrow stabbed him and made him mortal
@Kulbinator
@Kulbinator 5 жыл бұрын
it was a sidequest
@incognito7838
@incognito7838 5 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@xcd-daniel-xcd8760
@xcd-daniel-xcd8760 6 жыл бұрын
"iv had another tree before that was sweeter"
@jimlahey5593
@jimlahey5593 5 жыл бұрын
Tree hes currently eating: u said it was over! I loved u!
@kirigaya780
@kirigaya780 5 жыл бұрын
Bearded man you’re absolutely awesome keep up the good work!
@rayanfarahvash1166
@rayanfarahvash1166 5 жыл бұрын
Not many KZbin channels can get me to watch an entire 10 minute video, nay a 5 minute one. I got through this, and wanted more. Nicely done!
@michaelhudson9617
@michaelhudson9617 5 жыл бұрын
*pull up to a barbecue and pulls out a pine tree* IT'S GRILLIN TIME FELLAS
@vliq2310
@vliq2310 6 жыл бұрын
oh my freaking god, the forrest looks like a close up of a human scalp
@Camp_Lark
@Camp_Lark 6 жыл бұрын
Vliq 😂👍
@mareric1781
@mareric1781 6 жыл бұрын
Holy crap it does🤣🤣😂
@embo3073
@embo3073 5 жыл бұрын
Hes lice
@selfproclaimednobody4614
@selfproclaimednobody4614 5 жыл бұрын
Vliq Yep! The forest’s are the Earths hair!! And we’re the Lice! Or the virus! Pick one I guess...
@chancewalterd5541
@chancewalterd5541 5 жыл бұрын
Brah nice jock haha
@atlantanaomi
@atlantanaomi 3 жыл бұрын
Great 👌 video..I chopped off some pine bark and ate some pine sap, and it made me feel better. Great for winter ❄️ eating too, after a day, of soaking in water, it smelled like pork. Very tasty fried in oil. I boiled it, and it became tasteless but soft. Definitely good 🙂 for food, in a Survival Situation like mine...God bless you ☺️!!!
@todd4480
@todd4480 3 жыл бұрын
Incredible, I'm 59 years old and never knew I could eat a tree. Thank you. And good luck with your covid river court date.
@skinnedtomato9720
@skinnedtomato9720 6 жыл бұрын
beavers dont have viking axes
@skinnedtomato9720
@skinnedtomato9720 6 жыл бұрын
thanks for the love
@goshbrindal
@goshbrindal 5 жыл бұрын
how do you know?
@mandero6682
@mandero6682 5 жыл бұрын
Skinned Tomato yea Viking beavers do
@Nunya-_-
@Nunya-_- 5 жыл бұрын
@@skinnedtomato9720 You forgot about the Viking beaver.
@syxioyt
@syxioyt 5 жыл бұрын
THEY DO
@Zystus
@Zystus 6 жыл бұрын
One of these days, I just know that your survival videos will come in handy and save my life.
@richardt1233
@richardt1233 4 жыл бұрын
You are strangly fascinating. Just subscribed! ☺
@lucasmorgan3167
@lucasmorgan3167 2 жыл бұрын
I keep coming back to this video every year, idky
@es2legends988
@es2legends988 6 жыл бұрын
You could be a serial killer for all I know but you seem like a pretty cool down to earth guy I enjoyed watching your video keep up the good work
@TheWoodedBeardsman
@TheWoodedBeardsman 6 жыл бұрын
You just never really know.
@ktbaiman5990
@ktbaiman5990 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah,this is absolutely normal, watching a guy frying some wood and eat it. Yeah,normal.
@Mikey-ym6ok
@Mikey-ym6ok 5 жыл бұрын
Never stopped gays.
@JelloFluoride
@JelloFluoride 5 жыл бұрын
Just subbed buddy! This was really cool. Thanks for the video!
@woolust
@woolust 5 жыл бұрын
Me:-watching a gaming video.- KZbin’s recommendations:”So here’s the thing-...” Me:”........” -presses video
@OneWildcrafter
@OneWildcrafter 6 жыл бұрын
I've often read about eating cambium but never yet have tried it. I will now!
@TheWoodedBeardsman
@TheWoodedBeardsman 6 жыл бұрын
That's just cheating!
@TheWoodedBeardsman
@TheWoodedBeardsman 6 жыл бұрын
You can have my extra portion !!
@TruthIsTheNewHate84
@TruthIsTheNewHate84 6 жыл бұрын
cambium isn't something you would eat for the flavor or texture. it's usually eaten in survival situation where u are starving.
@TorrentOfficiall
@TorrentOfficiall 6 жыл бұрын
maples are okay for it cause it gets that maple syrup style taste, also fruit trees typically have very sweet sap
@TorrentOfficiall
@TorrentOfficiall 6 жыл бұрын
I mean I'm kinda curious what it tastes like now lol.... I don't think eating it would be that "bad" it would be worse coming out than going in it would just be stringy...
@52rhflight56
@52rhflight56 5 жыл бұрын
Hmmm ... Repeat after me: A - Outer bark: generally stiff and always dead tissue; don't eat outer bark; specialists call it the "periderm," and the outermost part is "rhytidome" B - Inner bark: flexible and tough and mostly living tissue; we can separate inner bark from outer bark because of the difference in relative flexibility and toughness; avoid eating inner bark; specialists call it "secondary phloem." You see a lot of people eating this stuff with predictable results. The inner bark includes lots of cork cells which act as insulation for the tree and produce the substance suberin, a polyester biopolymer. Bulking up the suberin is what turns the inner bark into outer bark. Bitter-tasting compounds include alkaloids and glycosides that are meant to protect the bark from being eaten. This where medicinal compounds are often found. The inside part of the inner bark acts as vascular system to distribute nutrients. Some people refer to this as the "vascular cambium." C - Cambium: a very thin layer of special cells where growth occurs. Generally this layer is only ONE cell thick. When cambium cells divide, the inner layer become xylem or what we call sapwood. The outer layer becomes inner bark. The description of what the edible portion used by Native Americans looks like (referred to as "liburnum"): "At certain seasons of the year a mucilaginous film (the liburnum) separates the bark from the wood of the trunk. Part of this film adheres to each surface and may be scraped off. The resulting mixture of mucilage cells and half-formed wood is nutritious and not unpalatable, so that, as a last resort, it may be used as a defense against starvation." -- Dr John Strong Newberry, 1859 D - sapwood: living part of the wood; don't eat this If it's thick like sliced bacon or thin like paper, then it's bark which may or may not include a thin layer of Cambium cells on one of its surfaces. IMO confusion has arisen because western reports of Native Americans eating inner bark did not always differentiate between cambium and inner bark. Early studies by government agents indicated that eating inner bark was likely to cause gastrointestinal upset.
@v1s0na1ry8
@v1s0na1ry8 5 жыл бұрын
Bet you copy and pasted most of this or plagiarized off a website
@damon3459
@damon3459 5 жыл бұрын
@@v1s0na1ry8 yeah
@damon3459
@damon3459 5 жыл бұрын
But is nothing wrong doing that
@allikitos
@allikitos 5 жыл бұрын
Guess what, there are people on youtube who have some expertise. It might be infested by baboons, But there are also educated people who watch it. I'm just pointing out the obvious. The fact that you - or somebody else - could possibly copy or plagiarize something, because they lack knowledge, doesn't mean that everything that's posted on KZbin is plagiarism. Also, the fact that somebody can't begin to think how somebody else knows stuff about a particular field, doesn't mean they don't know it and copied it. People tend to do that though, when they lack education and haven't studied anything their entire lives, so they can't accept there are actually other people knowing stuff.
@aleckseycorona2194
@aleckseycorona2194 5 жыл бұрын
@@allikitos bruh who tf asked that lol
@selv2328
@selv2328 4 жыл бұрын
5:37 my favorite part of the whole video 😂
@saffronstuffie434
@saffronstuffie434 5 жыл бұрын
This is the manliest video I've ever seen in my recommended-
@SuperPresidentBeefbroth
@SuperPresidentBeefbroth 5 жыл бұрын
*dies 4 hrs after video*
@moisesalfonso1619
@moisesalfonso1619 5 жыл бұрын
Dat Cobra Crew 😂😂😂😂
@khalilburse3050
@khalilburse3050 5 жыл бұрын
LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😁😁🤣
@troywadley3395
@troywadley3395 5 жыл бұрын
😵👍🏼😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@criminaltimesinfinity3418
@criminaltimesinfinity3418 5 жыл бұрын
I deadass can't breath rn
@SuperPresidentBeefbroth
@SuperPresidentBeefbroth 5 жыл бұрын
1:15
@r.t.c.s8016
@r.t.c.s8016 5 жыл бұрын
"Watches vikings once"
@Mr-Ad-196
@Mr-Ad-196 5 жыл бұрын
Sooo if i add butter and egg does it improves the wood bacon taste?
@Mr-Ad-196
@Mr-Ad-196 3 жыл бұрын
@Picture Perfect just thinking if I ever become homeless.......might eat those bacon tree........
@cashindatawesome2040
@cashindatawesome2040 5 жыл бұрын
This is acully useful love it
@pergero-berndtzon4867
@pergero-berndtzon4867 5 жыл бұрын
I've been working as an ecologist in the Swedish forests for several years now, collecting data for forestry companies, the Swedish forestry administration and for university projects. I've tried cambium in small amounts several times and I would say that the cambium from Scots pine (Pinus sylvestris) and Norway spruce (Picea abies) is pretty sweet, at least during spring and summer here in Sweden.
@TheWoodedBeardsman
@TheWoodedBeardsman 5 жыл бұрын
I bet the sweetest would be maple, but I doubt too many people want to actually cut one and try it due to their value!
@newaccountgatorpuppet2887
@newaccountgatorpuppet2887 5 жыл бұрын
NASA CONFIRMS ALIENS ARE DECLARING WAR 2 views Eating TREE BACON with viking Axe 2M views
@delan_lan
@delan_lan 5 жыл бұрын
shawn mendrek deep
@bahhtlebornthesheep67
@bahhtlebornthesheep67 5 жыл бұрын
shawn mendrek The truth is out there....
@yanni9922
@yanni9922 5 жыл бұрын
*Insert Drake meme here*
@fleadsy2572
@fleadsy2572 5 жыл бұрын
This comment is weird when I first read it it said "chocolate is left over blood from Coco bean concentration camps" I said that in a video I was confused so i clicked on it and a completely different comment showed..
@iKhonGamin
@iKhonGamin 5 жыл бұрын
Wait what
@cobybpisepic9752
@cobybpisepic9752 3 жыл бұрын
I showed my dad and he called ya crazy for this xD 😂 love ya videos ❤️
@egoowen
@egoowen 5 жыл бұрын
Really cool video man
@lindalee7322
@lindalee7322 6 жыл бұрын
We call it a sterile forest. Trees should never be planted in rows or should you plant just one type of tree. Animals won't live in sterile forests, so there is no dissemination of seeds from berries, fruits, flowers, bushes or other trees.
@TheWoodedBeardsman
@TheWoodedBeardsman 6 жыл бұрын
Good word, I like it!
@ClassicalMAResearchAcademy
@ClassicalMAResearchAcademy 6 жыл бұрын
Yup, my property up north has an old logging trail going through it and thre's a large pine plantation right in the middle, a little denser than in this video, but the same situation...
@bigratjoe5128
@bigratjoe5128 6 жыл бұрын
At least there are trees but good point 😁
@annasummers5348
@annasummers5348 6 жыл бұрын
I call them a tree farm. This is no forest at all. I drove through so called Kinnety Forest in Ireland. It was heart breaking to see. It was just rows of trees, some acres had new growth, others were about to be clear cut.. I was heart sick.
@merlinklink3872
@merlinklink3872 6 жыл бұрын
Well it is better than cutting down ancient diverse forests for wood.
@bryanaries134
@bryanaries134 6 жыл бұрын
I use to work for Frito-Lay. Potatoes are interesting organisms. During stressful periods of time, they will convert their starch to sugar as a survival mechanism to help provide extra food for the plant. Occasionally the potatoes we used in manufacturing had been stressed (by less ideal atmospheric conditions like temperature, moisture, air quality, etc.) and they contained high amounts of sugar. The potato chips made from them often came out brown, bitter, and not very tasty due the sugar caramelizing in the hot oil. I would think frying the cambium layer might not be best way to cook them due to the sugar content. Perhaps boiling them might be a better method.
@TheWoodedBeardsman
@TheWoodedBeardsman 6 жыл бұрын
Interesting! I'll have to try.
@hicknopunk
@hicknopunk 6 жыл бұрын
Kent Combs You might be on to something
@islamForewer.
@islamForewer. Жыл бұрын
Gerçekten tam bunu söylemek uzereydim: kaynatmak ve bazı bitki kökleri de yenebilir bence
@mercysangco8962
@mercysangco8962 5 жыл бұрын
just hearing this man speak makes me super calm and feel like everything in life is ok
@leksabhop8755
@leksabhop8755 4 жыл бұрын
you have so smooth and satisfying voice
@sugarshow4941
@sugarshow4941 6 жыл бұрын
Congratulation your "Tree huger" has evolved to "Tree Eater"
@Quetzalcoatl-Dragon_97
@Quetzalcoatl-Dragon_97 6 жыл бұрын
Sugar Show Sounds like a japanese monster rpg
@RsPker141
@RsPker141 6 жыл бұрын
"I am not a tree, I am an Ent" 😂
@ashflint23
@ashflint23 6 жыл бұрын
wHo Is ThAt PoKeMoN
@pillowmillow2114
@pillowmillow2114 6 жыл бұрын
Lol a vegan bacon
@valerieannsotero7688
@valerieannsotero7688 5 жыл бұрын
It's not vegan the way he prepared it
@BitzelBlockington
@BitzelBlockington 5 жыл бұрын
Valerie Ann Rodriguez it’s supposed to be a joke don’t take it seriously
@willn8664
@willn8664 5 жыл бұрын
Pillow Millow. Nope because he used animal fat to prepare. It would be vegan though if either using olive , vegetable or canola oil. Hope that helps.
@audibleman7750
@audibleman7750 5 жыл бұрын
Bitzel How did you get here?
@zealotcultistofsayori5193
@zealotcultistofsayori5193 5 жыл бұрын
@@willn8664 did you read Blitzel's comment?
@WubRep
@WubRep 5 жыл бұрын
watching this dude eat a tree at 5am and i love it
@Distractionedm
@Distractionedm 4 жыл бұрын
Corona outbreak and this is what's in my recommended, I think KZbin is trying to tell me something
@josedelagarza8017
@josedelagarza8017 3 жыл бұрын
I guess KZbin is trying to prepare us for the apocalypse we seem to be headed towards.
@thestinkyslug9447
@thestinkyslug9447 6 жыл бұрын
14:01, this mans really talking about how to season your bark 😂
@crashhouseforever
@crashhouseforever 6 жыл бұрын
I just watched a 18 minute video of a guy eating wood..
@TheWoodedBeardsman
@TheWoodedBeardsman 6 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@nathanaelacg7770
@nathanaelacg7770 6 жыл бұрын
could be worse videos of people eating "wood" doe :P Amairite
@patricksmith7492
@patricksmith7492 6 жыл бұрын
Sounds kinda nasty. Was his name Bi-curious George?
@zebashburn3135
@zebashburn3135 6 жыл бұрын
He also potentially burned a forest down. You've got that going for you.
@Jack-sy8jn
@Jack-sy8jn 5 жыл бұрын
This ain't no guy this is a man
@user72629
@user72629 5 жыл бұрын
Me: Awake at 3am Also me: watch this man eating some tree bacon Me me: *"interesting"*
@cktube69
@cktube69 5 жыл бұрын
As soon as he raised it the entire blade shifts very handmade and very stable I see
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