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[@MinersLoveGames]

The S.C.P. Foundation: "We only contain cool and interesting stuff here!"

[@GoldLight73]

SCP-Secure Cool Paranormals. (IDK I tried)

[@gilgamesh7055]

Gold Wade SCP- Suck Clintons....ok Im stopping there to allow you sleep for the night XD

[@Madalovin]

SCP critera. Be a Tub that argues with water about politics.

[@arsenicflask]

"Cool" = The tickle monster

[@ferociousfeind8538]

SCP: Super Cool People

[@Fredfredbug4]

The "So why can't I be an SCP?" line was so perfectly delivered. You can hear Zalgo's frustration, so funny!

[@JeanLucCaptain]

Because the Borg already have the title of Ultimate Hive Mind😂

[@robertsides3626]

I'm trying my best to mentally place an image into my head of the Godzilla sized monster that is Cthulu, "squeezing into a chair". It Is Hilarious.

[@mid1429]

Robert Sides he can change his size

[@robertsides3626]

I guess, if you wanna be boring about it. Also, I don't remember that _ever_ being a thing Cthulu has been known to do. Not saying he couldn't, but that would be news to me.

[@kadesjunkdrawer2233]

Robert Sides j

[@unfortunateimperial6019]

The funny thing is that Cthulu is a SCP, but not even close to like this.

[@mrmonsterhunter808]

@@unfortunateimperial6019 lol yeah. I loved the part of the file where a cult broke into his room, started an orgy and he kinda just sat there like "ok guys you can go, I'm trying to sleep"

[@atlas_boulder8102]

Zalgo: "BRO I wanna be an SCP" Admistrator: "BRO no you succ"

[@Phelan666]

@anonymous anonymous Dictator*

[@sgtslime5560]

"Cthulu, buddy, you are a Lovecraftian abomination. That gives you decent publicity, but your just not SCP material. I mean, you're Terraria's final boss. Have some dignity man."

[@qaaris4280]

I imagine him responding with: "Don't bring that up. You know how many 7 year olds have killed me? Because I've kept count. How embarrassing do you think it is to be killed with a gun that shoots bees?"

[@sino_diogenes]

he's not though. the moon lord is canonically different to cthulu.

[@annoyinglyfast5972]

Error 404: Skill not found Yeah, also there is a painting that says that Cthulu isn't the Moonlord.

[@bmouch1018]

But Cthulu is an SCP

[@BasilBonehead]

Mortis is that a billy and Mandy reference I see? And a very subtle one at that

[@GoldLight73]

.... I legit don't even know how to react to this. It started out like it was going to be nightmare-inducing, and by the end I was struggling to stay in my chair from sheer laughter. Also don't let the calm demeanor of this comment full you; I'm still giggling uncontrollably.

[@BaronVonMott]

Welcome to the SCP Foundation. Cowering in fear of Keter-Class monsters one minute, laughing at ridiculous Safe-Class oddities the next.

[@KyrstOak]

*fool

[@JeanLucCaptain]

Proceeds to right himself up on the SCP Wiki 😂

[@JTelli786]

Eldritch Abominations: any being or creature that is so inconceivably horrible, that you can either accept it as truth and go mad with the realization, or deny its existence and keep your sanity...but this guy, this Zalgo... hmmm im not so sure.

[@CheetahFoxx]

Ok, I can understand rejecting Zalgo. But you mean to tell me that something as classic and foreboding as Cuthulu doesn't make the cut but a bowl of Alphabet Cereal does? I think it's time the foundation re-evaluates its priorities.

[@ch7639]

To be fair, it's a few cans of Alphabet Soup that have the consciousness of people in them.

[@ZLScratch]

They have SCP 1247, he's just a normal guy who sees every living being, or piece of a living being as a naked Shia LaBeouf.

[@GriffinPilgrim]

No plagiarism in the Foundation. The Lovecraft estate would sue.

[@johngancarcik5682]

A lot of the harmless looking ones are the most dangerous like the cake if it's not consumed it duplicates, there's a chair that teleports

[@theonejackal89]

Doctor Santi: NO. We are NOT going to contain something that does not pose an immediate threat. And even so, it is easy to contain Cthulhu. Just kill H.P. Lovecraft.

[@JohnAlspaughVideo]

Okay, I'm calling it, you're the official voice of Zalgo. Now I want to see you voice Inglip for some reason. :D

[@raccooncrtic2939]

He is

[@marceledel8619]

Zalgo as an scp? Yeah right! Cthulhu as an scp? Hell yeah!

[@deaththesage503]

Marcel Edel they have made a file fore Cthulhu 2662.

[@Silverwind87]

That's C'thulhu's son.

[@ebonstone2980]

Clearly, they expected his application.

[@Tigron101]

Jesus my ears! Fucking Hell I was wearing headphones and Zalgo's voice sounded like it moved from one side of my head to the other.

[@pheneausbroach5771]

***** Me too! Ech!

[@CJCroen1393]

***** I think that's the point. His voice is supposed to grate at your brain and make you feel like your sanity is wearing away.

[@_Killkor]

***** Zalgo is a creature from 4th dimension. His body mass is located in few parallel universes at the same time.

[@_Gandalf_The_White]

+Tigron101 preety cool huh?

[@Tigron101]

Gandalf The White Yeah

[@cheesewizard3965]

SCP: it's not one creepy pasta, it's 2,000 and growing. Also, they don't break the fourth wall, they just put you on their side of it. Now THAT'S powerful.

[@unixone7558]

+spencer davis It's more like it's own genre that a creepypasta anymore.

[@cheesewizard3965]

Unix One Actually, after a while, I have determined it is a sub genre named, "Lovecraftian horror," named after H.P. Lovecraft, whom authored multiple unique horror stories with similar writing styles and motifs/reoccuring themes, such as the unknown, and piles of slime instead of gore, which fits the Foundation pretty well.

[@unixone7558]

spencer davis Indeed, their similarities are notable, but I still think they're different enough to count as different things. But hey, different strokes for different folks.

[@cheesewizard3965]

Unix One Well, to tell the truth, now that I think about it, SCP can't even really be put into a single genre aside from, "fiction," as the SCP's are so different and varied in overall tone and story arc. I still do think that some fit Lovecraftian quite well, the greatest example of this being SCP-427.

[@mikeyunovapix7181]

+spencer davis SCP itself is lovecraftian on the part involving the pursuit of forbidden knowledge

[@Kitousha]

Let's be fair, Cthulhu would just walk in, slap the man with a wad of cash, do a little jig, tell him to fuck off and moonwalk out back to his penthouse suite in R'lyeh. Cthulhu is the Bruce Willis or Dwayne Johnson of the Eldritch world, he just shows up on set, says something cool/looks spooky, makes money and goes back home to work on his car/fuck with people's dreams.

[@heckwaffle2363]

this sounds so legit it scares me XD

[@croftant2]

Cthulhu sounds like a cool dude

[@RandomGamerNumber01]

Jared Dampf That's a nice play on words.

[@xzenitramx666]

Kitousha actually no chuthulu is the the lamer brother in the lovecraft world

[@holydoggo4822]

Except Cthulhu would not have to do that. Cthulhu doesn't even need to have a physical body to do that, it does not even have to exist to do that. Cthulhu is supposed to be the most powerful being, ever. it is a god of gods, it can control everything without having to exist.

[@mackybell14]

Wanna know something really sad? Slenderman himself is an official SCP. or at least a few of his incarnations.. Zalgo must feel pretty shitty right about now.

[@unixone7558]

+mackybell14 It's SCP-586 right?

[@unixone7558]

***** I knew it was in the 580's, thanks for not being a jerk about it.

[@datguydoe2655]

Wait so what SCP is it?

[@Silverwind87]

BroPool41 How the hell does SCP-582 involve Slenderman? Nevermind, now I get it.

[@OnEiNsAnEmOtHeRfUcKa]

SCP-586 Is the typo statue though? SCP-582 reads like it'd be Slenderman, but word of god says it isn't.

[@GurrenPrime]

This was one of my favorite tales. I love both the bureaucratic nature it portrays, and the director's complete nonchalance when dealing with these things.

[@notbobby125]

Zalgo: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T GET THE JOB! I AM A TERROR BEYOND HOPE, MY SEVENTH SCREAMING MOUTH... Eddie: Wait, please, understand, this isn't about you. Were going out of business. Zalgo: ...WHAT? But... how... Eddie: Warehouse 13 is going to close down at the end of this year. Zalgo: BUT, WHY? I MEAN, I AM SURE IF I CAME ON, VIEWERSHIP WOULD GO THROUGH THE... Eddie: You know we are on the Sci-fi channel right? Zalgo: *Zalgo silently stares down at his application*... I wanted to market myself... I wanted to be a TERROR THAT NEVER ENDS. That fucker at SCP didn't mention I would be on the same network as SHARKNADO. This would be career suicide. Fuck this... *Zalgo gets up, and silently slinks through the door in same, not even bothering to break the rules of reality by sliding through the wall*

[@godwin972]

Monsters on their off day.

[@UGNAvalon]

Zalgo deserves to be a -J just for the sake of a consolation prize. The final line could be him going “I did it! I’m finally an official SCP! I don’t care if i’m not a mainlister, this is still close enough!” with the text linking back to this tale.

[@juxtalightborne3253]

I like the switching from left to right ear, makes the pacing more believable!

[@tlgk7697]

it makes me high

[@CommanderWittman]

Yeah reading and Listening to the Interview, SCP-Zalgo's Special Containment Procedures = Get 1 Armed Guard With a 9mm and Use the Intercom To guide the SCP to his Minimum Security Cell. xD

[@raccooncrtic2939]

Wouldn't he be keter class

[@CommanderWittman]

raccoon crtic He isn't hostile..He is a threatening person as in this shown. He is begging the Administrator just to join.

[@raccooncrtic2939]

True but he seems powerful so

[@CommanderWittman]

raccoon crtic Well he would be set to Euclid because his moves cannot be predicted and he should be a Chamber similiar to 173's or preferably 106's

[@lessercheese2944]

"Zalgo, you find webcomics, and you corrupt them."

[@wesley6247]

This reminded me a lot of the scene in "And another thing", the last book in the Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy when Cthulhu tries to apply for Godhood of a new planet. Nicely done though.

[@DJVirgoNeun1]

Zalgo sounds just like The Darkness! O_O

[@TheVolgun]

That was the voice inspiration :)

[@nickzilla4168]

ceck zelgo on google it is fuck up and two HOW THE HELL IS THIS MAN NOT SCARED OF THIS THING AND WHY DASE ZELGO WANT DO BE A DLC!!!!!!!!

[@DJVirgoNeun1]

Nick Zilla Sweety, this is an organization that kept a pissed off reptile which no one or nothing can kill for decades, has a ugly-as-hell sculpture that can snap your neck if you blink while looking at it, and all other kinds of fucked up shit locked away for ages. Do you really think the receptionist would be surprised if some disgruntled cosmic horror were standing right in front of him?

[@KemikalPastaPlaysGMZ]

+Nick Zilla Uhh yep umm yes DLC yea yep yep umm yea

[@darrvenomfier790]

+TheVolgun this guy sounds like my little brother mephlies now I remember why I sealed him away in a crystal

[@lounastare6353]

Zalogo:*ranting * Scp researcher:1.your not cool enough 2.why would we let somthing that wants in here to stay 3.....go back to your cringy fandom

[@HelloHello8D]

Scp Foundation: *sees anomalous weed* Ah yes an object worthy to an SCP. Also SCP Foundation: *Sees an all destructive and world ending abomination* No.

[@belliebun4529]

Zalgo is like the preteen edgelord of the eldritch gods. XD

[@tonyellisofficial2808]

Zalgo's resume: I WANT TO BE AN SCP AT KETER CLASS Doctor: What is this supposed to tell me?

[@wake8993]

"Thank you for joining me today, Mister...?" "CTHULHU" ^That made me laugh so hard, I think they had to drag me to work~

[@Th30neiromancer]

56 views...57 likes...clearly this is the eldritch workings of the mighty Zalgo.

[@rattslayer]

who was the idiot that didn't like it? we need to sick Zalgo on it.

[@NinjaCoggerML]

rattslayer -_- Learn how to count. And use grammar.

[@rattslayer]

NinjaCoggerML when i commented, it was 84 likes, 85 views. Now it is 1312 views, 249 likes, 1 dislike. Times change, and commenting a day later when the situation changed as if it never changes is idiotic. Additionally; Learn how to speak in full sentences.

[@NinjaCoggerML]

rattslayer I. Can. Speak. Like. This. If. I. Want. To. Speak. Like. This. Lol

[@marsamet128]

DARE NOT SAY ITS NAME

[@NightmareNursery]

Zalgo wants to caterogized as a SCP "Why can't i be a SCP?" lol my mind went 'what'? sounds like he wants attention

[@JeanLucCaptain]

Or maybe he seeks protective custody from a real SCP?

[@xXblazmodzXx]

dude when the demonic voice started the voice is traveling through different side of the headphone to the other! :D

[@heavyweaponsguy6824]

4:54 Azothoth will end everything when he wakes up so to be fair it makes sense that he is well known

[@Wojjjie]

Well Azothoth is one of these entities that are truly omnipotent if humanity is point of reference (We are his thoughts in dream ) But in scp foundation it looks like and is confirmed that our reality is mearly like a thought to true hyperversal entity's that are thoughts to even higher creatures like scarlet king (literal personification of ideas like chaos gods from Warhammer but more extreme) with is no mach to being called all mighty with is infinitely beyond infinite possibilities , dimensions , amounts of power and mind Stuff gone wild in scp lore

[@Killerspartan115]

I love this for the fact a creepypasta trying to become an SCP XD

[@Wojjjie]

It's a statement of superior storytelling of scp foundation over urban legends that time has passed few years ago leaving scp foundation to thrive alone among internet horrors

[@abrahamlincoln2344]

Ultimate hivemind. *Laughs in Tyranid*

[@alexanderroberts9373]

With the whole siren head thing that went on, I feel like this is an appropriate thing

[@JakesFavorites]

"So why can't I be... AN SCP?" That's the funniest thing I have heard all day. I needed that.

[@amazonparrot975]

I wonder what would happen if Zalgo were to meet some of the SCPs, like SCP-173 and SCP-682.

[@svendbf2468]

what is SCP? everyone knows the foundation only punch sharks.

[@heavyweaponsguy6824]

Or what about SCP-610 would it assimilate Zalgo or would he just be like "fuck off"

[@takeyouforgranite7850]

amazonparrot975 He'd probably get pissy at them being taken in over him, what with them being 'so much weaker'.

[@Wojjjie]

@@takeyouforgranite7850 It all depends on what kind of 682 or 173 Their avatars are much weaker than him but their true forms in lore would rip apart or snap the neck of his 173 as Koitern snapped necks of hiper gods , thousands dimentional beings while this Zalgo deasn't seem to have more dimentional than 10 So yea..... Scp universe becamed much more bulky and overpowered during the last year's

[@vynal187theunseen3]

Director: thank you for joining us mr... Cthulhu: CTHULHU! But you are an scp your scp 2662

[@babalon7778]

I love the Warehouse 13 dis, that's how I explain this to the uninitiated.

[@RedTyrant2]

Zalgo? XD Didn't realize the dark mass was looking to get talk to talk recognition.

[@kjbigs282]

That actually gave me asmr for a second. That is some seriously good VO work.

[@NightmareNursery]

not even the great Zalgo has the qualifications to make it as a SCP The Foundation criteria requirement is that strict

[@PPRMasked]

Zalgo will never be as good as Yog-Sothoth, or Azathoth.

[@livingghost5930]

@@mr.moelester1525 how? All he does is scribble on some web comics and images "he is coming" and other stuff

[@hernanpizarro8383]

Zalgo is a rip-off of Azathoth. Plain and simple.

[@mikerueffer579]

The S.C.P. Foundation:"Your not SCP foundation material Zalgo." Also the S.C.P Foundation:"Welcome aboard Scarlet King"

[@GarlicPudding]

This is bloody hilarious. Zalgo sounds so pissed off; it's just perfect! So...any chance on some other versions of SCP-001?

[@_Killkor]

Legend says that Zalgo still tries to this day.

[@lukaspfalz6128]

This one hurts the most, bringing back horrid memories of college admissions

[@vulkan7800]

Love that voice acting

[@samboucetta2178]

It sounds like D-9341 with a demonic voice from SCP-012.

[@BonesofStarlight]

Well it is the same voice actor.

[@anusheinous]

Damn, Stonetoss must be glad he’s getting the recognition he’s wanted for so long

[@assultrifleman12]

I died at "Mr?" "Cthulhu"

[@jakepaton2169]

Talon they should have put a sigh just after

[@Blind-Eye_Pivot]

Creepy-Pasta Universe Confirmed (example: Slenderman and S.C.P Foundation)

[@unixone7558]

+Blind-Eye Pivot Slender is actually supposedly part of SCP-586

[@alexanderchippel]

+Unix One Nice one.

[@collan5274]

Unix One no he isn’t

[@collindee8370]

bruh let this man be an scp, give him scp 001 just for shits and giggles. this is funny as hell

[@theonejackal89]

"Cthulu:" "Okay, listen. I DON'T want to be an SCP. I'm just a normal man with normal desires. I just want to defeat Final Fantasy VII in peace, but, these random cultists keep running up to me, offering gifts of blissful, mindless servitude. But... they keep taking it TOO FAR! Please, just take me in so I *don't* have to deal with this."

[@Kn1feShift]

The Director is so badass he can silence Zalgo, the first internet Eldritch abomination, and not be killed.

[@HasvenWorld]

When listening to it with mah headphones on stereo the voice bounces around each one

[@nicholasjackl7531]

I know! It's cool, right?

[@HasvenWorld]

Nicholas Jackl yeah and a bit creepy too

[@finstrike7]

I now feel bad for Zalgo, even though he's a complainin' whiner of sorts. But it id interesting to say the least, that some anomalies actually in this probably an SCP Foundation non-canon story actually apply for SCP status and containment. but now Cthulhu of all Elder Ones or Gods wants to apply for it as well?!!! Okay... stop everything right there. I'd give Zalgo the status in heart-beat and reject Cthulhu outright. The big green Elder God is too much, Zalgo's like a godmodder child-god compared to him.

[@raccooncrtic2939]

Heck yeah

[@finstrike7]

raccoon crtic Just like Engie eh? Aww shucks thanks, partner! :)

[@raccooncrtic2939]

I am a Zalgo child I love creepypasta courage the cowardly dog invader zim and other stuff

[@finstrike7]

raccoon crtic So I see. Well some creepypastas are good but Courage the Cowardly Dog was creepy, really pushing the envelope on what creepy and disturbing things you could put on TV let alone into a children's cartoon. Invader Zim? That was just comedy. In a weird way but still comedy.

[@raccooncrtic2939]

Look up invader zim dark harvest it is the reason nick pretends this show never existed

[@juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370]

Kinda ironic the Foundation has creatures that'll put Zalgo to shame: the lizard boi, the old geezer, the god of the gate, 90% of the 001 suggestions, the Scarlet King, the two sea gods that hate each other, the procastination stone, Mekhane, etc. Not to mention they already have Cthulhu xd😆. Now I wonder if the doctor ever met the Chaos Gods.

[@InannaIshtar]

XDDDD OH MY GOD!!!!! Z̵a̧lgo͢ YOU SERIOUSLY WANTED TO APPLY AS AN SCP?! WTF?!

[@zalgo3358]

Shu̧t͢ ͢uṕ.͞

[@InannaIshtar]

Z̵a̧lgo͢ Sorry Zalgo. Where have you been lately?

[@Wojjjie]

@@InannaIshtar His overuniversal ,,neck'' was braked by countless dimensional true version of scp 173 (Koitern)

[@ContagiousRepublic]

Ah, yes, the fundation is scared more of copyrights than of Cthulhu type potential SCPs.

[@CommanderWittman]

Is it me or is this what SCP Wiki Staff Members say this to Horrible Suggestions and the pages

[@n0etic_f0x]

I remember a friend mad a "Fan" comic of Superman where a villain could not be harmed by Superman and when asked why this was the reply was "Your boring" the villain being a reality warper was only damaged or aided by things he found interesting. This point was made as writing advice and I think this further confirms that is is good advice.

[@Nizati]

I had to chuckle at this. Creepypasta meet SCP, and SCP finds you wanting.

[@Silverwind87]

Yes, you have an impressive body count, and are terrifying, but you really boil down to nothing more than a non-anomalous emo clown killer. Next! Sorry, we don't really do references. Wait, how am I talking to a notebook? Next! Yeah, a mysterious static-y demon sounds awesome, but you and the other boys from Slender should just do your own thing. Next! For your sake, we have enough biblical SCPs! Next! ▲ Absolutely fucking not.

[@johngancarcik5682]

Albert Nave 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm dying I need oxygen

[@CJCroen1393]

I got one! "You...you're owned by the Disney corporation. I'm sorry, I'm sure you're an excellent abomination and the town you tried to corrupt is perfect SCP material, but we don't feel like getting sued by one of the world's most powerful companies. Next!"

[@Wojjjie]

@@CJCroen1393 a reference to ?

[@CJCroen1393]

Bill Cipher.

[@Wojjjie]

@@CJCroen1393 Oh ... That makes a lot of sense now

[@KJK9029]

Cthulhu can be defeated, by forks.

[@Unknownpro91]

Kaleb Kraft NOOOOE! Sp0RkZ aR tEh beST

[@Smiller1689]

I'm surprised Dr. Bright didn't know about this interview process. He would be granting all of them SCP status.

[@GhostRydr1172]

In Zalgo's defense here, the OP argument is ridiculous considering other SCP's. He does come off as a bit too pathetic in his yearning to be articled which is ultimately what dooms him.

[@herohamza1196]

official SCPs? WE GOT IT. Slenderman: SCP-582 Cthulhu: SCP-2662 Siren Head: SCP-6789 Zalgo: SCP-001 The Scarlet King

[@MrWoof-rg9uu]

This is the most beautiful story I have ever heard. Thank you for sharing, and thank you to whoever requested this.

[@17raysplays29]

But they already have Cuthulu, and he isn't like that.

[@overlordvera4014]

I think they have his son, not cthulu himself. Or some alt version of cthulu.

[@copperboltwire320]

I feel, figuratively speaking; fell down my chair from laughter when you mentioned "Warehouse 13" hahahahaha

[@InquisMalleus]

At the end, I was expecting him to say "Well, Mr. Jones again. I see. Updated resumé, new CV, and cursed again. Really?"

[@SJKlapecki]

I suggested that he did this one a while back. I am so happy. Thank you Volgun.

[@themambawarrior2290]

They literally have God as an SCP, but Zalgo? He's too powerful.

[@MHWdJ]

the meta story is important. OP characters can be interresting on their own, but not in something like SCP. inorder to be in the care of the foundation, the anomily needs some weakness or flaw, because it grows character and makes things interresting.

[@RukilEngetsu]

I had no idea where this was going...and i love it

[@overlordvera4014]

What you dont know, is cthulu actually doesnt care about being in the foundation or being an scp, but just wants to spend some quality time with his son, SCP-2662 since 2662 is going through a rough and confusing point in his life.

[@zyrxom]

This is hilarious I see chuthulu is all grown up now and wants back into the foundation lol

[@HorrorGodzilla54]

this sounds like zalgo is quiting being a bad guy saying "thank you" and "alright" and the rest

[@Jessie_Helms]

This is probably the funniest SCP I’ve seen so far.

[@broguythomas2594]

this eldritch being was too thirsty to become an scp, it was better of giving em something to look at.

[@KertaDrake]

Director: " Zalgo, zalgo... J-status approved." *trollface*

[@LowEffortDucks]

Eventually Cthulu did did his own SCP and it's fucking amazing

[@Kenobi4488]

simple a containment sphere to contain it. Use the vibrational frequency of said subject to contain it. Useing ones own energy against it

[@itsjustjk5065]

I suspect this is how 2662 initially came into SCP attention Haha

[@deadmeme4256]

Zalgo walks out the foundation building as he look to the left to see a bunch of fan OCs sitting Zalgo signs then walks over and sits down as one of the fan OC says while signing "You two?" Zalgo: Yeah....

[@crystalalarm3]

If big C is like his son that they already have custody of he might just need some peace and a nice clean shower.

[@Marqhll]

This is one of my favorite ones.

[@hedgehog1013]

I'm now, not only have the image of slender man dancing with swag glasses, but zalgo with his knees in his face while sitting in a kiddy chair.

[@auburnforest7267]

When your creepy stories are dying just go to other’s stories.

[@lionofjudahAJ]

I'm sorry, but, this is hilarious!!! Wow! Great job Volgun

[@thathingYOUcantFIND]

Slenderman, Warehouse 13 and Cthulhu. I was dying. I love this story.

[@ashleighstratmann7783]

I got to say, it seems weird that Zalgo wanted to be an SCP.

[@killerman3715]

Me too

[@GaussedUp]

This is my favorite volgun vid.

[@SpecialAgentJesus]

Okay, wow. The Zalgo voice, the effect, everything, it's all great.

[@binderwar8123]

It's kinda funny when you realise the Director just gave the middle finger to every world-ending monster cliche right in the face of one.

[@SoullessAIMusic]

i skipped through the video curious if the majority of it was of this monstrous voice, indeed it was but what was funny is the fact that every time i skipped forward I landed on the voice saying I am the so and so of blah blah blah, it reminded me of Office Space.

[@TheUnfortunateMejic]

He sounds like Walter White

[@CJCroen1393]

Oooh! I love Zalgo's voice!

[@thrashandburn10221]

"Hmm, yes sir. cthulhu we have your file here. Unfortunately Im currently unable to read it due to my entire consciousness being rendered into the void like a fawn in the meat grinder of your insipid maddening glory.