Elon Musk's No Good Very Bad Week

[@traderofgodsgt3518]

Elon really took the whole "I get one dollar from each of my million friends" to heart

[@alexschwartz4412]

its a shame he doesn't have a billion friends

[@UhOhTheStoveIsOn]

@@alexschwartz4412 44 billion*

[@dezh81guy93]

meritocracy is a lie

[@KingNothing1118]

Working at Starbucks, it never fails to amaze me how people will see a 17-car line blocking traffic, join it instead of coming inside where there is literally no line at all, and then be mad that they sat in line for 20 minutes like they didn’t chose to do that. I swear these are the people who think chocolate milk comes from brown cows.

[@patrickshaw411]

I completely agree, but I’m curious to know, does it actually get your order faster if you go inside? Like what are the logistics?

[@youtubeviewer1387]

@@patrickshaw411 if you are 15th in line, you aren't ordering for another 20 minutes If you go inside, you go in and place your order right away and they should make it in the order received

[@thelonelyphish]

@@youtubeviewer1387 I even think 20 min for 15 cars is less time than it normally takes, I always go in to drive thru places and I'm usually in and out in 10 min or under

[@megax5000]

I don't work at Starbucks but I"ve encountered this phenomenon all the time. Whenever I see a 20 car like outside I worry about how packed it might be on the inside but nope. 99% of the time shit is empty. So I go in, make my order, get it in less than 5 minutes and leave like a king.

[@icarusthorn9739]

Same experience at a KFC. People glorify the drive through and wait 10+ minutes cause of the line. Meanwhile the people that come in get their orders within

[@danab8454]

Love me a marketing Monday on a Thursday

[@baccadc8158]

Tharketing Thursday.

[@callummcneill6266]

It’s a Friday for me

[@andrewmcdermott2394]

@@callummcneill6266 you in upside down land?

[@alphagroudon2]

@@callummcneill6266 Farketing Friday

[@akaspookie]

Tharketing Thursday

[@yeet811]

Imagine being on a date and you're both just laying down looking at the night sky then a giant candy crush ad shows up. God I want nothing less.

[@DaRocketGuy]

Invest in signal jammers, this is a crime against humanity and the police don’t oversee these types of crimes

[@Adam-zy9fv]

“OH YEAH”

[@greenzig]

so happy to hear plug sound effect in this video. the editors are truly taking inspiration from the best.

[@higoodbye7545]

An *exquisite* yoink and twist for sure

[@StarBoyBooya526]

"Plug" - Fulcrum, the Penjamin god

[@chillarypuff]

Editing was very iconic per usual

[@tochithebedford7672]

pluggg

[@joekonopik2163]

Need he say more?

[@2Links]

Tiktok actually being a way to brainrot the rest of the world is genius lmfao

[@ZaneEckols]

Since the beginning I’ve been convinced it’s a cyber weapon made by China to push them as a world superpower

[@YukiGibson]

I have noticed this with people at least 4+ years younger than me (I'm 27) Attention span is if not the major victim from the current trend of short video format.

[@oscarr5734]

@@YukiGibson same. i'm nowhere near being a parent but i worry for the younger kids who are growing up just accepting this stuff as a way of life.

[@MAJ0ROCEL0T]

@@oscarr5734 I feel like Millennial parents are failing their kids by not educating them properly on how to use social media. We know how to avoid letting our brains be hacked by these algorithms, it's about very deliberate moderation and content curation. We should be trying to educate people on how to combat algorithms not just ride them to success

[@fujinshu]

Even if TikTok was banned now, China has ensnared us in their trap, thanks to all the TikTok clones that utilise similar algorithms. As such, the brain rot is only going to get worse, until we can ban short-form content from ALL social media sites, or at least force them to create some sort of algorithm similar to China. Which is inhumane, but you gotta fight inhumanity with inhumanity.

[@whiffy209]

A bad week for billionaires is a good week for me

[@nighthawk2548]

The words of a man without any investments

[@porpoise8160]

@@nighthawk2548 🤓

[@willow990]

@@porpoise8160 absolutely shit on nightnawk

[@nighthawk2548]

@@porpoise8160 L + Tortoise better

[@esmeecampbell7396]

@@nighthawk2548 Nah a good week, bought more yummy Amazon shares at a discount...

[@Emma-zc5jm]

Telling people to essentially dig their own grave as a way to relax is a perfect example of where we're at

[@necrobonesgaming2424]

you can relax, but only once

[@L2H2L2]

Bezos keeping his employees honest. Everyone knows you’re supposed to be Mastery Level 4 before you can gain access to the bathroom.

[@watema3381]

Bwahaaahahahahaahahhaah

[@TITANia69420]

Bro I can't breathe, stop, nooooooooo💀💀💀

[@flow185]

Just purchase the battle pass and you'll be here in no time

[@musicbyella3769]

tumblr have started selling TWO check marks (not verification badges, just fun blue ticks) for $7.99 and i think that’s a fantastic move, especially considering the target market/average tumblr user. (one of my friends accidentally bought it twice and they now have FOUR blue checks)

[@SwarmerGaming]

Tumblr is still alive? Could swore they collapsed after they attacked the furries that paid the bills

[@rileydavidson180]

@@SwarmerGaming Tumblr refuses to die. Honestly, good for them.

[@watema3381]

Tumblr died the day they banned corn

[@musicbyella3769]

@@rileydavidson180 oh no tumblr is definitely dead there is nothing there and no one needs to check :)

[@rileydavidson180]

I use tumblr

[@erobertt3]

imagine a starbucks worker getting arrested because they aren't being efficient enough 😂

[@boomynote]

Based

[@_audacity2722]

@@boomynote Not as Based as China executing CEOs

[@HA_FI]

Poor billionaires ~ why does no one ever consider their feelings, just their losses?

[@wrk130]

humans aren’t compassionate

[@zachstyles4378]

Thoughts and prayers for billionaires 🙏

[@watema3381]

Bwahahahahaha

[@aurea.]

Nope 🙏

[@dezh81guy93]

meritocracy is a lie

[@EinFelsbrocken]

Benis 🙏

[@byrontheusurper6505]

Honestly I dug a hole 3 times in my backyard. All 3 were to bury animals but I can see it being pretty fun if you do it for a less sad reason

[@mariox204]

Ig that you had diggy diggy hole as background music?

[@perrinsedai]

We actually live in a corporate dystopia where you cant even go outside and look at the night sky without being reminded of the fact that nearly every facet of your life is controlled by corperations. What can we do against such reckless ads?

[@Zorooooooooooooooooooooooooooo]

Fight for socialism. Educate yourself as that is the only path for liberation.

[@ActionScripter]

Drones are notably weak to kinetic attacks ;)

[@CountingStars333]

@@Zorooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Ah yes socialism so the people's party tells me how much bread to eat.

[@GratefulNPC]

It minght be dystopian but it has more of a bladerunner vibe that most other things, hope for an aethetic dystopia

[@martinszymanski2607]

@@GratefulNPC fully agree

[@blitzkrieg4926]

Damn I Feel so Bad for these Billionaires man they had it rough

[@lucadellasciucca967]

i meeean, Elon Musk has worked more in 10 years then the average person works his all life. Plus half the world is against him while he tries to clean the world, make energy and transportation cheaper and achive world wide spread internet availability. Most people would have suicided by now, just saying

[@stewiefamilyguy]

i guess these billionaires gotta step up their passive income

[@ProjSHiNKiROU]

The problem with LinkedIn: Most people see it as a chore (maintaining their profiles and finding jobs), and there are no trolls and no ratios we often see on Twitter

[@user-hc8xx1sw2b]

Bad day for billionaires= good day for the rest of the world! 🙏

[@lucadellasciucca967]

People that create goods and services are rich...

[@dezh81guy93]

meritocracy is a lie

[@beepboop9742]

@@lucadellasciucca967 no they dont lol the workers they exploit do

[@julesmasseffectmusic]

Factory workers are rich?

[@corgidogman]

this puts a smile on my face, billionares are falling and im here for it

[@mrquokka4733]

Atrioc is the first gasket in the pipeline between ludbuds and history geeks

[@nothanks9503]

And eyes

[@PointsofData]

​@@nothanks9503 Please explain I'm so confused

[@nothanks9503]

@@PointsofData You are very bad

[@garorade]

As atrioc's business partner, he is right. This was a really bad week for me

[@theregularterrarian3933]

CocaCola were kinda genius with their Bleach collab marketing, they made it so wacky that people would share it around as a meme and as such it would gain more publicity

[@WorriedBubble]

4:33 how is one twitter blue user worth $6 per month on half ad revenue? either i'm being served WAY more ads than I notice or that cpm is absolutely nuts... there's no way

[@hobonise]

Honestly, if Elon goes broke for buying twitter he will go down as the greatest meme lord of all time. A truly priceless title

[@aleksisjoblom.3664]

Amazing editing love the mood the editing sets. Expecially the music and the fast pace edits. Would love to see more of this kind of editing.

[@HeyItsGbe]

The Wall Street Journal suggesting to dig holes made me audibly gasp

[@jmurray1110]

Better than paying the mortician’s bill

[@arimabz]

The digging a hole thing i can actually get behind. Digging holes is always a good time and can bring people together. Edit: hole*

[@Saibellus]

i luv too dig hwole

[@M1ntzo]

Big dubs for eriksenchee, I really enjoyed the way this video edited. I don’t really pay attention to who edits, but I thought this video was extremely entertaining so thanks. Also this isn’t a diss on quack, he’s goated on the sticks as well :)

[@hsimah5921]

As someone who digs holes as part of my job I can confirm it is not relaxing and indeed VERY boring

[@nathanielblair2642]

Twitter is also scary to try and put ads or do marketing campaigns on just because of the culture of the app. There’s so many famous cases of brands trying to use twitter and just getting flamed by everyone. Like the McDonald’s #McD stories or something that employees used to complain about their working conditions😂😂

[@dg6289]

Grimes really got off the Elon train at the right time

[@bhume7535]

8:04 aaaahhhh, the November 2012 3DS Eshop music. That brought back some memories.

[@yulyeong9220]

I will go postal if I see a candy crush ad in my night sky.

[@Connorthecatsdad]

9:00 there's a phrase in Japanese that translates essentially to something like "a joke for this house," meaning there's some things you can say in company who will understand your humor that you really shouldn't try to play to all audiences. People at Uber should really learn this phrase

[@YourAverageReviews]

There is a Starbucks near me with a similar problem, the people don't park and wait in their car but end up blocking half the parking lot. I don't understand why they design such bad drivethrus, it's not that hard to get out of your car and walk in either, people are just lazy.

[@MoistyBisquit]

When I was like 3 my Dad did something that pissed my Mom off so bad she went into the back yard and shoveled a pile of dirt from one side of the yard to the other.

[@Saibellus]

she was sending a message, that she had the leg and shoulder strength to bury him if needed.

[@gaminggeckos4388]

"Grab a shovel and dig a hole" is actually FANTASTIC advice, but ONLY if you do so while listening to "Diggy Diggy Hole."

[@obviouslyanonymous]

To put the Dollar General thing in perspective, I used to work at Canada's equivalent (Dollarama), and overcharge rate was a significant problem for us because the codes change automatically and the price tags are slower to update. As a significant problem, our overcharge rates at my branch were at or below 1% for my entire time there. Compared to the Dollar General 18% low-end. No conceivable argument for it to be accidental.

[@Notllamalord]

“Diversified solopreneur” is the most capitalism brained alpha bro thing I’ve ever heard

[@lulacatt873]

As a dollar general employee who's literally watching this on lunch break, the overcharge thing is very real. I have to override so many prices to what they say on the shelf

[@toxsun]

Dollar Tree/Family Dollar employee here, I agree totally. I've had to do the very same thing.

[@zzxp1]

So apparently the meme of Jeff Bezos forcing employees to wear adult diapers wasn't a meme at all...

[@coledorillo6685]

Im so glad Elon choose to buy twitter and Atrioc made a deep review on it. I used it for my marketing assignment and Atrioc essentially did all my research, thanks Big A

[@disbel6185]

You are iterally carrying my media studies, can't wait to see you pierce 500k by the end of Nov

[@xcal789]

12:30 the only reason for GTA V being low in sales is because almost everyone owns the game and now, they must rely on shark cards in order to compensate for the amount of success GTA V has had this past decade.

[@Idranim]

Funniest thing about 8$ is everyone really underestimated how much complete morons overvalue that blue check because that shit was a hit for people who spend their whole day on Twitter

[@jmurray1110]

Well there are also the members who literally just create verified company pages and post things like Mario giving you the finger or nestle telling you the extent of their vileness

[@mietta4866]

Can we just appreciate the editing on this video? Absolutely loved it.

[@bobjohn645]

another certified banger from the king glizzard himself 🙌🙌

[@Jay-bz3df]

when even the investmentbros see something going wrong, you know shit is about to blow up

[@dragonfell5078]

I've been a huge proponent of digging holes with shovels as a stress reliever ever since I was 12. I'm glad to see it's finally catching on!

[@jcsolaegui]

You can't possibly believe that every user generates 12 dollars a month in add rev. So they make 5 billion a month in add rev? People have such a hard on for musk they don't use any critical thinking when trying to "dunk" on him.

[@primal9238]

I've dug many holes while planting trees and working on a permaculture farm in Costa Rica for a while. It's not relaxing. The weather is usually rough, of course depends where you are, and it's a ton of hard work. Working out in general can release some chemicals. Accomplishing a hard days work can also be satisfying. But there's nothing special about digging a hole.

[@danman2319]

10:26 the editor playing terraria music for the dig a hole part is pretty funny ngl

[@charlesgrove6905]

That would be such a great plot for a cyberpunk novel, a modern reverse opium war, yet here it is playing out irl. Love it when reality is more duplicitous than fiction.

[@j.d.4697]

Once Musk started tweeting as the twitter owner, he started sounding like Trump. So is this the point in time when a technocratic billionaire genius loses his marbles and creates Skynet?

[@TopOfLobby]

10:43 Gonna have to give a fail to Big A on that delivery lol. "Go to Rocket Money and cancel it!"

[@GratefulNPC]

As a virgin I'm honestly tired of taking W's

[@NikolaosKC]

Best Wins & Fails yet, I don't know how they keep getting this frantic.

[@lukegangl8644]

I do landscaping so when I’m stressed out the very last thing I want to do is dig a hole😂

[@psyberdelicxp6042]

I used yo work at an Amazon fulfillment center. I started openly peeing on company property, until I got fired. Took way longer than I expected.

[@MisterNoble]

What's the Wii song that starts at 14:08 called can't remember the name

[@macksawyer2723]

It's called "Check Mii Out Channel - Contest Music" here's the link as well. kzbin.info/www/bejne/qpvFnJp6j9OVg9E

[@cameronmaclean6595]

Does anyone know the song from 16:24? I think it’s from a Nintendo game and I’m leaning towards Mario or Pokémon.

[@alephbunchofnumbers]

If you find out, lemme know

[@alephbunchofnumbers]

Wait nvm, I found it lol. It's the Field (Night) Theme from Pokemon Legends Arceus

[@cameronmaclean6595]

@@alephbunchofnumbers ohhhh got it thank you

[@danang5]

the phrase "reverse opium war but with memes" is just something else

[@tvwatch9669]

its also scapegoating considering US social media has multiple forms of "shorts" content on yt, insta etc

[@danang5]

@@tvwatch9669 so its like opium war but both side have the opium

[@puerrl8006]

I live in Trumbull, this shit always sucks to try to drive down, bc downtown was already so fucking busy

[@moresnqp]

10:30 theres a scene in Breaking Bad where jesse distracts a methhead by letting him dig a hole

[@CeSuDuCovers]

The sad part about not watching twitch is having to watch marketing monday on a thursday...

[@Obi_01]

That Uber Ad really spoke to me

[@kindklan8020]

damn lucifer and the biscuit hammer was ahead of it's time with the hole digging

[@ThaliaSparrow]

Reverse opium war with memes was such a great way to put it, and gave me a good chuckle.

[@Ocer.]

I can't believe there are both wins, but also simultaneously fails both seamlessly fitted into the same 18 minute and 7 second KZbin video.

[@wobbly_spoon]

The editing has been so good recently, awesome job on this one eriksenchee

[@JordanKyle]

This video has more chapters than the whole Harry Potter series

[@ConernicusRex]

2:00 lol at not doing the math on what he cut in salaries (it was almost twice that; immediately making the company one with a profit trajectory.)

[@fnordywings]

17:00 the part ab China kids wanting to be astronauts while American kids want to be influencers makes no sense. 1. No kid is thinking ab doing hardcore rocket science and mathematics when they say astronaut, they are thinking about how itd be to be in space 2. For all time people have wanted to be famous whether it be an author, actor, or pro-athlete So acting like this is a new thing ruining society is just crazy

[@Hoobastank13]

A lot of those drivers worked for private contractors that worked for amazon so their conditions weren’t as monitored. Stupid that amazon allows for contractors to do that but a new LLC and they’re golden.

[@zacheryclifton6122]

CaptainSparklez made a really good tweet about how Elon will realize how paying for the checkmark is a bad idea when scammers pretend to be him

[@osirisapex7483]

In case anyone had “reverse opium war but with memes” on your 2022 bingo card

[@maggiepechgehabt7818]

I don’t understand timezones. It’s called marketing Monday but in Europe it’s always uploaded on a Thursday or Friday. Crazy how we are 3-4 days apart

[@festusfive9157]

Bro that wall street journal diggy diggy hole article is actually hype as fuck. It's actually surprisingly enjoyable to dig a hole.

[@iambeter]

whats the song playing when he talks about hitting the luddy at 17:08?

[@hershey2581]

I always forget to watch these when they come out because they aren’t actually titled marketing Monday

[@calebs4755]

Damn this week has been pretty bad for musk, by donating just a few tweets you can help make it worse

[@r-pupz7032]

It's truly beautiful the way we can all come together and make a billionaire's life a little bit worse 🙏

[@noahskier.]

Bro I heard the Terraria music and had to make sure it wasn't open in the background

[@xanweaver8131]

Long form marketing Monday is dope. Good shit

[@VetNovice]

The use of Damian Luck's Plug sounds with Elon Musk really shivered my timbers. Subtle but great use, Eriksenchee (editor)!

[@ConernicusRex]

One of those videos from big A when you realize marketers have very bad business sense driven into them all the way through college. It’s why you never see an internal promotion from marketing VP to CEO; while you do see heads of finance, engineering, and product promoted to that role.

[@TheMightyPatapon]

Good news, Musk's following week didn't get any better. It has been glorious to watch.

[@geralferald]

What do you mean? Twitter is actually doing amazing right now. Elon is actually making it a better platform and it's usage is growing dramatically.

[@geralferald]

@mipmipmipmipmip it had kinks and issues the first few little updates but they have long since fixed the issues that made headlines a week or 2 ago. Have you even been paying attention at all? Or is your mind too small to comprehend that the news articles you read weeks ago might not be relevant anymore? You guys are so pressed for Elon to fail that you guys can't see progress or good changes when it's right infront of you but HOWL the moment there's the slightest error. The Elon hate is so cultish.

[@noahbio]

Me personally I love the simple manual labors like digging hole and chopping wood. Dig hole good activity

[@Jimey28]

Just an FYI, I looked it up and the town apparently voted to make the line move faster by hiring more workers and moving the line into the parking lot, not to tell the Starbucks workers to "work faster."

[@THICCTHICCTHICC]

And now the market went up a staggering 5.5% and a lot of shit is fixed already

[@losalt7721]

5:29 no damn way, Big A called it

[@ConernicusRex]

3:15 twitter has 3x DAU on meta’s Facebook and better than 2x on Snapchat. What are you talking about?

[@kryptico2240]

It’s so crazy because my dad is talking about it like Twitter has improved. He said, and I fucking quote, “it’s like we are back to what the internet is all about, just endless jokes, no censorship, no bans. Elon has really changed things for the better” who tf is out here getting to the boomers????????

[@loganowens623]

Elon fucking up twitter is just giving that Ted Nivison "I'm a businessman" meme

[@sethobester9331]

You kinda missed the big thing with China vs America, that because of social media kids in China want high education jobs, while kids in America want literally the most low effort job possible.

[@four-en-tee]

Of *COURSE* that's why GTA6 is in development. Granted, its probably been slowing down, given that they've got workable prototypes of the game that were leaked.

[@keeganmcdermott2013]

Edit was real clean on this one

[@BirdMoose]

Learning that Twitter could possibly lose money on twitter blue is the best ad for twitter blue I've heard yet.

[@lmSheep]

I use both Tik Tok and Douyin and I never noticed anything different between the two. The reason that American kids want to be influencers is definitely not solely Tik Tok's fault. Rather than blaming the Chinese government maybe America should take a look at itself first.

[@hunnidracksnick528]

Elon fires 4k employees =devil Mark Zuckerberg fires 11k= silence

[@xxkildarxx]

Not really the same thing at all.