THE TOP OF r/COMEDYHEAVEN

An hour of the top posts from r/Confidentlyincorrect on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay ! Video credits below.
Robin ► / xycronva
Damien | do i look like kinnu rive :00:00:00
Damien | i can b ur angle,, or yuor devil :00:12:53
Jack | Pitbull moment :00:22:58
Damien | SO BAD IT'S GOOD :00:46:31
Damien | where jokes ASCEND :00:55:59

[@the_bored_goat]

HOW CAN HE DO THE CHILLS VOICE SO WELL ITS NOT FAAAAAAIIIRRRRR

[@Shanks_is_Him]

😩

[@axjagfilms]

*waaaaaaaa*

[@osheridan]

​@@Shanks_is_Him bonk go to weird jail

[@PeachysMom]

Much better than Chills does it

[@BuffDoulingo_0fficial]

I read this in the voice

[@lloyddragon2036]

holy shit Damien can do a perfect chills impression

[@Aqua_Blox]

Wheres the timestamp?

[@AkiraEmiko]

​@@Aqua_Blox2:55

[@CYNical332]

Coincidence?, I think not

[@ValWinters]

@@Aqua_Blox 2:55

[@Aqua_Blox]

@@ValWinters Thx!

[@Va_ghostface]

why tf was the chills impression so on point???

[@districtultimate9916]

chills impressions are easy

[@soup-plays-vr]

damien is chills

[@JeromeNathan-rc7ed]

Not the Chills voice we deserve, but the Chills voice we needed

[@somerandomkidplaysvideogames]

27:10 Watching this at 1 am and just suddenly hearing an entirely different voice with different mic quality scared the crap out of me.

[@Edorec1Ech0]

12:33 AM and scared the shit out of me too.

[@-.Blu3berry.-]

i had to replay it to make sure I wasn't being stalked

[@Snoot………………oops]

Same here

[@JustPlainRob]

"I just sold my homing pigeon again" "How many do you GOT!?" Uh, it's a homing pigeon. It goes home. That's what it does. It's in the name. He's selling the same pigeon each time.

[@Sageisnotasmolbean]

Ermmmm ackuillly, it’s called a racing pigeon 🤓👆

[@almightyyt2101]

By George I think the kids got it - and shared it. Hoe nice

[@_XRMissie]

I stg that chills impression was so good it got me second guessing whether that was a cameo or just an impression lol

[@leonidas300_8]

I THOUGHT ITWAS A PART OF AN ACTUAL VIDEO!!! WTF U MEAN, "IMPRESSION"!?

[@hampter3819]

That was the best Chills impression ever

[@nudj3]

I feel like this guy makes himself laugh more then actually seeing the memes

[@adgeifc]

Aren't we all at some point?

[@andrewboda6405]

I have stage 3 gengar😢

[@wyzer9]

A hero to all of us laughing... on the inside. 🤣

[@Valkimus]

Relatable

[@sfinn70]

When him or Robin laugh it just brings me pure joy 🙂.

[@bird4770]

0:30 as a certified Atheist, I can confirm we do, infact, make smoothies this way

[@yellowbacon69]

Thank god you pointed this out, as an atheist I deem it necessary to confirm this

[@NotSoMuchFrankly]

Try using a blender with a lid on it. That just looks like a pitcher. Too messy.

[@yellowbacon69]

@@NotSoMuchFrankly thanks!

[@stuartblittley3531]

@@yellowbacon69thank who

[@yellowbacon69]

@@stuartblittley3531 well this is awkward

[@nefwaenre]

Aka another excuse to just enjoy our boi Damien and his wheezes. Love it!! ♥

[@lorivaldez4839]

A lot of r/comedyheaven content in one big video? This is going to be good 👍 Also Damien’s Chills impressions always make me laugh every time!

[@Sumirevins]

It was weird Gen Z ass humour never makes me laugh. Also your dad asked if anyone's asking

[@lorivaldez4839]

@@Sumirevins Really? For me it takes a lot to make me laugh & I will

[@frogchan1623]

34:07 Not exact, but this definitely reminded me of a certain youtube apology video LMAO

[@ratgamingdan8528]

Ngl 8ve been watching this channel for 3 years now and its still good, it has every thing you need mixed together

[@texasred8424]

8ve?? are you a gray girl with 8 eyes and conditional immortality?

[@shplorf1977]

Okay

[@Violets_and_Madness]

The "murky waters of Miass" had be dying for 10 minutes straight

[@draxxling3365]

that "ten" at 27:10 gave me a heart attack.

[@rerorero8168]

Ikr who even is that

[@I-have-no-soul]

Sammeee😭😭😭

[@flopthehop]

i thought i was hacked

[@samuelhopkins4997]

SAMMMME

[@samuelhopkins4997]

@@rerorero8168 it was the editor

[@captainhuggyface6731]

3:08 that chills voice is very good damien

[@mynaymissnek3097]

That chills impression is insane

[@story_bored0]

8:58 "his cellmate enters him like he's the sea to a whale"💀💀

[@coltonhuckabee5141]

Ooof

[@MadeUpName420]

55:19 that sniper impression tho

[@gordzilla8443]

I’m sure that most people here would agree that with all of the narrator’s commentary, all Emkay videos are r/ComedyHeaven 😂

[@Tommorows-Dream]

138 likes and no replys?

[@ShadowPrime69]

One hundred and Fifty-Four human beings approved of this comment and yet only one decided to act upon it by replying? Allow me to repair that

[@justanonbinarynerd-ne9tt]

@@ShadowPrime69Now 167 bc of me:)

[@gibster155]

I CRIED WHEN YOU DID THE “there is no room for forgiveness… only anger” in the Burger King foot lettuce voice 😂😂😂

[@R0DBS]

it is called the chills voice

[@ajm2612]

19:18 Peter, the horse is here

[@IRodeTheCylcond]

"let the juggalo jugga-live" -Damien Words i stand by completely

[@jupiter1289]

9:40 for those wondering where

[@Boxscape_VR]

31:29 the full diary series is actually really sad

[@AnticsAside]

20:20 I think the most effective ten letter message to use is “Get in my van” works every time, I always dump them when I catch them on the phone with some guy named “the police”. What does a guy have to do to find love in this day and age?

[@Eifos-L-Braxenlee]

EmKay’s laugh is so wholesome and contagious😂 you can tell that he’s truely having fun. I wish i could have a laugh like that, i think my laughter sounds fake even if i’m laughing for real

[@luigi309]

which emkay

[@minecraftamogus]

​​@@luigi309i think they mean Damien

[@MessmanRR]

ahh yes John Emkay.

[@flargeth]

Why can Damien do such a good Chills impression? I know other people commented on this, but how?

[@PhynixAnimations]

DAMIEN CAN DO A CHILLS AND BRODY IMPRESSION SO WELL-

[@bronix2862]

Damn the chills impression was top notch, it was also so unexpected lmao

[@eclat4641]

Yeah it was perfect lol

[@ASweetShortCake]

19:49 “Very Far Away Horse” sounds like a horror game Manlybadasshero would play.

[@andyttm14]

11:06 Stalin is barfing the water that came from Miass

[@LasyArtist4Life]

27:09 scared me to death when I heard another random voice out of no where💀

[@thealterego3187]

Yeah who is that???

[@qbertsandy1367]

It’s an automated voice Probably like siri or something

[@DavinThePerson]

For those who are looking for the comic series at 53:57 , that is big Nate from Lincoln Peirce. (I love that series a lot- this little bit caught me off-guard.)

[@bombbr444]

38:26 bro used a willhelm scream

[@ChickenNugget00]

2:55 ok. We all have to agree that he’s really good at this voice.

[@nicothiel1709]

Yes

[@juliantheivysaur3137]

half of comedyheaven is just comedycemetery in disguise and vice versa

[@joifgjdfhsifj9468]

I love how he laughed at his own joke on 11:12

[@starisgone]

my ass

[@gachabloxgirl3958]

and it was his classic loud wheeze 😂

[@starisgone]

@@gachabloxgirl3958 what the fu

[@marshallelliott5488]

I laughed too bro

[@someone8206]

it was so sudden XD the laugh was funnier than the joke lol

[@EEEEEEE36364]

I forgot this video was an hour long and was patiently waiting for it to end…I got to 30:27 before I realized it was taking a bit longer than usual.

[@amashizaino]

I'm going to answer the question from 19:05 just because. "Coffee sends a signal to your stomach to release gastrin. This kicks off a wave of contractions in your gut called peristalsis. Peristalsis moves food and liquid through the intestines. For some people, this leads to a trip to the bathroom in just a few minutes." from good RX

[@unknown20005]

ayo let’s go scoliosis gang

[@bobobadbad]

At this point I think he is chills and nothing can change my mind

[@soupermandude7909]

"Im done using drugs for good, now I use them for evil." -Max0r

[@Noobieiq]

In what video does he say that?😂

[@xenivaszei9451]

Okay okay but Pukicho is hilarious, id die to see a compilation of Emkay reading Pukicho comments XD

[@namesareboring2009]

21:55 holy shit it’s Bonnie from Five Nights at Freddy’s.

[@Soviet20]

The fact Robin thought about pirate bees is either adorable or he doesnt know about islands...

[@fgzhtsp]

11:46 This dog looks like Dr. Eggman.

[@disdrixx]

WTF YOU'RE RIGHT

[@the_tie_teen6787]

This guy is always so happy with himself and I love it !!

[@NotProbablyKam]

WHY IS THE CHILLS VOICE SO IMMACULATE

[@JaronOdele]

"F22 Jet Plane" "Oh sweet, could I get a ride in you? My friends would be SO jealous!"

[@Cocpain]

Chick-fil A being number one shows how much fast food people with "strong beliefs" eat... cool, I guess.

[@adamb89]

Never set foot in one myself. And there's one like 10 minutes away.

[@Cocpain]

@@adamb89 I don't eat fast food due to health reasons, but as many people as I see crowding those drive thru's I can't imagine it would be that fast, and with all the Trump stickers, and Jesus fish on those cars, got to imagine it is lousy with Karen's... Call it a huntch.

[@bottle-official-band]

​@@Cocpain unrelated but I love your pfp. Primus is a great band, antipope is really underrated too

[@Cocpain]

"I'll run against the grain till the day I drop..." I meant to respond to you, @ The Big Stink

[@katsuhikofareed4423]

Their food ain't that great. And of course Fox is gonna plug Some s***** little restaurant that funds Christo- fascist organizations.

[@catboytavi]

29:19 that's clearly miiverse for the 3ds. the screen ratio doesn't match the wii u miiverse screen res.

[@hammerhaii3737]

11:36 man the people at ant simulator really doing a depressive job

[@NicholasBrakespear]

I once typo'd youtube by having my hand slightly to the left or right of where it should have been. Literally all the letters were wrong. And someone had predicted this precise typo, and it led me to a youtube video proclaiming "You were trying to type youtube" or something. Laughed so hard. Got me, random internet bro. Got me good.

[@atomicskies_]

24:53 I agree though, let people do what they want, so he definitely deserves that response

[@awkwardone12]

i like how the description says r/Confidentlyincorrect

[@shiro_demon651]

WAS THAT MY TEACHER?? 31:11

[@burgerboyisherehorror]

"when your in the murky waters of miass" Is the best thing ive seen tiday

[@martinsimon7416]

I like how they put r/Confidentlyincorrect in the description that was confidently incorrect for sure !

[@YourOnlyHero]

Damien is the best...just the best. Love that guy

[@user-dn9fx3cz6f]

35:00 I WANT A RAINBOW SQUALLET WITH A MULLET RIGHT NOW

[@raulkunz7836]

49:01 I LOVE HEARING SOMEONE TRYING TO SPEAK MY LANGUAGE LMAO

[@yunowhodono]

your brody & burger king foot lettuce impressions are actually unreal.

[@calebhall1445]

Damien makes literally everything 1000% funnier

[@antoniopatru8123]

6:27 Wario's the most Italian man on earth, obviously he's gonna have hairy pepperoni nips and a hairy body

[@cranhshixk6545]

0:49 caught me off guard, looks like a friendly grandpa trying to say hello

[@BalroomBlitz715]

“I Like Bananas Because They Have No Bones” is actually a great song from the Big Sad

[@flyingfoxy101]

where did he get all that ketchup

[@IPostMeAndMyFriendsRecordings]

tomatoes

[@xxbloodorchidxx6711]

I still can't get over his chill voice 😅

[@BinglesP]

6:07 got me saying "misserbale" instead of "miserable"

[@luckymuddypaw]

Funny thing about the sawdust experiment... It actually was too much. Like people actually PREFERRED the sawdust bread 😂

[@wedgepotato76]

11:15 the wheeze

[@therealblacktronempire1987]

I miss Damien.☹

[@-Beliver-Edits-]

I dont 😂 because ide know who he is, i am new here

[@SmoothCriminal69]

Same

[@SmoothCriminal69]

​@@-Beliver-Edits- you had me in the first half, not gonna lie

[@kiettrinhbt]

@@-Beliver-Edits- he's a very wholesome guy with funny laughs. He got me laughing like a maniac everytime i watch him

[@-Beliver-Edits-]

@@SmoothCriminal69 lol

[@michaelb.3006]

19:26 I never woke up so fucking fast when playing video games until this bit right here.

[@ShadesBlue]

I never thought I would be called a 'funky spine friend'. My life is now complete.

[@bananaslamma35]

You can't spell it Wensday because it's "Wodan's Day" AKA it's Odin's Day. He really doesn't like it when people mangle his name.

[@user-ex9lm5vo4o]

Quite correct, as a Pagan.

[@andistansbury4366]

22:18 Reverse osmosis is the process of removing salt from water via evaporation, (if I remember correctly)

[@foxycinnamonkitten997]

Damien not getting the homing pigeon is so funny to me

[@viengkhamlicenik]

2:59 why is it so good?! THE VOICE IS TOO GOOD!

[@lucius4427]

who just said 10 at 27:11

[@Thresushuggieyu]

That’s what Im wondering

[@16xthedetail76]

Your chills voice is so good im actually scared that his voice is edited in or that its AI.

[@Jachii9]

dude daMIEN IS THE BESTT NARRATOR why is EVERYTHING HE SAYS so goddamn funny

[@wowjennawow]

i don’t use reddit but this sub is my absolute favorite, legends only

[@heather355]

Me when I am bald ( 31:06 )

[@joenuts1893]

I miss damiens wheezes

[@bigfootadmirer8627]

24:15 HEY! BURGER KING FART YOU!

[@ProfilyBFDI2763]

4:00 it’s the smartest vampire. Making money, and eating good.

[@-_Nifi_-]

It’s the gooless screech!

[@Milk-ck1wv]

Pineapples should be on pizza. Tomatoes are fruits and Pineapples are fruits

[@galenstad-guy]

Nobody puts tomatoes on pizza.

[@Glegh]

Kemchup

[@yaroy5660]

6:40 "hey if your a homie you gotta let him touch" had me bawling on the floor

[@maryleethefox8642]

The blood guy's number has the same area code as me 😂 The fact that he looks familiar is making it worse 😂 I'm so tempted to print a picture of the flyer out and put it behind that counter where I work, just incase that's why he looks familiar 😂

[@kriegsmanofthethsiegeartillery]

I CLAIM THIS COMMENT SECTION FOR THE GOD EMPEROR OF MANKIND!

[@therealblacktronempire1987]

Oh god, is this a crusade??

[@RainThunder64]

Oh No

[@necron8992]

GET THE F*CK OUT OF MY TOMB WORLD

[@crisrodriguez9359]

About time

[@cat_supernova2242]

whos the god emperor? is he nice? because if he is nice i would like to know what he goes by.

[@yeeyee29]

I am genuinely baffled and scared about that chills impression

[@Cristopher.C]

2:22 that's the sound Joker made when falling to his death before being saved by Batman in The Dark Knight

[@AJGecko18]

22:10 he has one homing pigeon, but homing pigeons always return home. The pigeon keeps coming back lmao

[@NishiTheRat]

for the homing pigeon one, he doesn't have alot of them but its a Homing Pigeon as in it always comes back and then he sells it again

[@mollysvibecorner_42069]

"Dis a poopoo doodoo" absolutely KILLED me I'm so immature 😭

[@theghostinurwalls]

NO THE EXTRA CHROMIES THING, MY SCHOOL DOES THAT! THEY GAVE US A PAPER ABOUT DOWN SYNDROME AND IT SAID "we love our homies with extra chromies!" AND THEY PUT IT UP ON THE WALLS AND ME AND ALL MY FRIENDS STILL REMEMBER IT AND MAKE JOKES ABOUT IT

[@thegamingjelly1719]

"Just climbed this gay mountain" is the best description of Celeste I've ever heard