MEGA props to that guy who responded to the giant paragraph with “K.” And capital letter K with a period. God bless you, soldier.
@youtuberlover12334 жыл бұрын
Weeb
@henstar3374 жыл бұрын
*TACTICAL 'K' INBOUND!*
@Kckr4 жыл бұрын
@@youtuberlover1233 adopted
@youtuberlover12334 жыл бұрын
@@Kckr ur mom
@Kckr4 жыл бұрын
@@youtuberlover1233 Lmao ok kid.
@Hunter-pt4zy4 жыл бұрын
"Girls like me are hard to find." Oh man, if only that were true, the world would be a much better place.
@raulrosas50684 жыл бұрын
Hunter just stay lost
@randompromises10384 жыл бұрын
like a worldwide game of hide and seek except no one's seeking
@raulrosas50684 жыл бұрын
Random Promises now its turned into a witch hunt, thos fucken cocks
@ceppoc4 жыл бұрын
Actually those are the only girls I can find and even they won’t accept me lmao it’s the actual nice ones that are hard to find not the ones that arent
@yakijacob4 жыл бұрын
WOW
@alisakulik71894 жыл бұрын
A woman shoulder never touch: - Lava -Dog poop -An open flame -A really hot pan
@ohayohikari62224 жыл бұрын
A woman should not touch: -wasp stingers (with bare hands) -tiny glass shards that embed in your skin -the core of the earth -jupiter
@ndiyabucaphukelaubusobakho17324 жыл бұрын
@Remas Almusabeh wtf that's so true, and I didn't know it was that common
@javiertorrealbacordero19134 жыл бұрын
Except a r/nicegirl. They should touch it. They deserve it
@joemonkey184 жыл бұрын
Lol true
@rotting_spider4 жыл бұрын
Remas Almusabeh ikr? It’s like they’re fireproof
@thatonetiredartistriver74514 жыл бұрын
The girl asking for coke, if I were Op i would’ve responded with “There is some at the grocery store, you’ll find it in the soda isle.”
@userdarren33844 жыл бұрын
Damn i might go get some myself
@aquekyu59924 жыл бұрын
Nah, I'd just trick her by sending her directions to the police station.
@thatonetiredartistriver74514 жыл бұрын
Lonely Mimikyu Smart
@lemaygaming69524 жыл бұрын
A whole island full of soda?
@lemaygaming69524 жыл бұрын
@@aquekyu5992 Shy would just see that it's a police station and not go in, lol.
@balldevourer_4 жыл бұрын
there's a difference between being a nicegirl and being a nice girl
@ninjagirl-ri1pc4 жыл бұрын
It is a very fine line
@Thatdistantmirage4 жыл бұрын
There is a space?
@kiwi90654 жыл бұрын
The nicegirl is just a young childless karen. A nice girl is whatever is the opposite of a karen
@congabonga71044 жыл бұрын
*space
@okboomerbutitsacat80504 жыл бұрын
@@kiwi9065 "opposite of a karen" So a normal person?
@alexreaves72025 жыл бұрын
"If a guy treats you right, he's probably boring" #1 on the list of untrue things you could say about someone.
@974cerebrate5 жыл бұрын
Some girls like it rough because it's easier for them to cry and win the case.
@thelivingliver67155 жыл бұрын
Alexandria Moss also nice girls: if a guy doesnt treat you like a queen, hes not worth ur time or something like that
@ranjanbiswas32335 жыл бұрын
@Samuel Bilskie Literally
@brenmac1005 жыл бұрын
Nope, unfortunately most girls actually do think like that, whether they are consciously aware of it or nor
@Koozomec5 жыл бұрын
Women thinks if a dude is polite and correct he must be weak. Unless if he is very hot and already popular*
@gamingzzfornuthinzzz60673 жыл бұрын
That guy who said "K" is an actual legend
@codeinexrist3 жыл бұрын
@Feuwuer hits harder that way fr
@ShaggyTheClown173 жыл бұрын
@Feuwuer You gotta say it with more enthusiasm FUCKING DAMNIT!!!! YOU DO NOT STOP COMING AND YOU DO NOT STOP SAYING THE WORD K WITH AS MUCH ENTHUSIASM AS YOU POSSUBLY FUCKING CAN! YOU MUST DO THIS OR YOU HAVE DISHONORED THE LORD AND SAVIOR WITH YOUR LUKEWARM ATTITUDE! k
@AnEldritchBeing2 жыл бұрын
@@ShaggyTheClown17 *_idk what they said but I'm scared-_*
@xxkittyxx25992 жыл бұрын
I mean, what else can you say to someone who basically went "why didnt you rape me last night?"
@carmenprovenzano83074 жыл бұрын
“This ain’t no My Hero Academia quirk” best line ever.
@ohayohikari62224 жыл бұрын
Is it possible to agree with something more than I agree with this statement right now?
@mountain83374 жыл бұрын
When did he said it
@leiwoomynati13724 жыл бұрын
9:35
@outtathepantry4 жыл бұрын
My bnha loving ass wasn't expecting it from him but it was most welcomed lmao.
@Jack.Aikawa3 жыл бұрын
I was yelling "THIS DUDE JUST MADE A BNHA REFERENCE"
@taekookieedits93564 жыл бұрын
“This aint no my hero academia quirk” I CHOKED HELP
@lapommedeterremagique27324 жыл бұрын
ME TOO XD
@Cass_ag4 жыл бұрын
When? Can u give a timestamp please?
@alexiachapman96854 жыл бұрын
Cass ag hey! It’s around 9:35 .
@Crispycream084 жыл бұрын
Lexicorn The Unicorn thank you
@Forlorn_Overseer4 жыл бұрын
Lmaooooo ikr I choked
@gamatastica34785 жыл бұрын
Nicegirls: treat me like a queen or don't get with me at all! Nicegirls: *stay single* Nice girls: *surprised pikachu meme*
@xxwintermoonxx15285 жыл бұрын
Help me I'm over obsessive and been in love with the same guy for a year ack
@chloe84695 жыл бұрын
xXWinterMoonXx relatable
@breezybearwaters4 жыл бұрын
there’s no problem wanting to be treated like a queen but you’ve got to be willing to return the sentiment
@dragondog95974 жыл бұрын
My French Friend: Oh I'll treat you like a Queen alright.
@trihermawan95534 жыл бұрын
@@breezybearwaters ofc there's a problem wanting to be treated like a queen, the last one demanding to be treated like a queen have her head rolled in the guillotine in the French Revolution 2 centuries ago
@kimiraikkonen20074 жыл бұрын
Seeing a man treat his gf well in 2019: Damn what a nice guy his girl must be lucky Seeing a man treat his gf well in 2020: *S I M P*
@dangerousman40714 жыл бұрын
Simp
@kimiraikkonen20074 жыл бұрын
@@dangerousman4071 oh god oh fuck
@caydos74714 жыл бұрын
Simp
@dayumson9yearsagoupdated8674 жыл бұрын
Simp
@crabcake59244 жыл бұрын
simp
@vayduh76034 жыл бұрын
Ok real talk tho if a guy doesn’t want drunk sex, that means he cares about you why tf would you be mad about it 😂
@sticklicious90483 жыл бұрын
Makes me think she was going to fake something to the police.
@kingkayfabe53583 жыл бұрын
Or it means that he doesn't want to go to jail, cause in some places drunk women can't consent.
@marykateharmon3 жыл бұрын
I know. Kinda feel sad for her honestly. He was respecting boundaries and not expecting sex on the first date. If she'd just been willing to see the time together not having sex as a good time and as him respecting her as a person and not just a sex object, it seemed like the two could have had a good relationship.
@shreyathapa50013 жыл бұрын
Ikr?? That was such a gentlemen move. Even in fiction guys take advantage of drunk girls but that guy was sooo nice to her and didn’t do anything. That “ nicegirl” lost a nice guy.
@demukazz3 жыл бұрын
@@shreyathapa5001 where do you all live? Only saw a guy took advantage few times in my lifetime. Never did it myself nor 9/10 friends I know
@colawaffle5 жыл бұрын
eggs and ham
@davidlee66615 жыл бұрын
Therefore she can't own a house
@cbarre99375 жыл бұрын
She doesn't have to pay the Bills, get groceries, or open a car, then she can't use any of em, because it's not hers, so the guy then owns everything of that. Ok, both of my comments, 150 like in 1 day. WHAT THE FUCK.
@Zvwry5 жыл бұрын
Nxnoo she can pay the bills, just not touch them
@davidlee66615 жыл бұрын
@@cbarre9937 and then women oppress themselves by not wanting to have any responsibilites lmao
@davidlee66615 жыл бұрын
@@Zvwry but how will she get the bills out of the letters from the mailbox?
@piffba5 жыл бұрын
7:51 You didn’t even TRY to sexually harass me, wtf is wrong with you????
@KrazzahU5 жыл бұрын
so good lol, he said he wanted to get it on sober, so he agreed to do it... She condemned herself.
@anon95075 жыл бұрын
She's probably mad she couldn't accuse him of rape
@piffba5 жыл бұрын
to_fat_to_fly god I hate false accusations almost as much as I hate rapists
@user-tb3il3mq2q5 жыл бұрын
When someone is drunk they are not on their right mind he did good
@ArturGlass.C5 жыл бұрын
Not even sexual harassment like straight up sexual assault. She's complaining he didn't sexually assaulted her while she was drunk. That's next level insane.
@sapphiresoul66554 жыл бұрын
Things that “Nice girls” shouldn’t touch: My brain cells
@Maxime-nv9lq3 жыл бұрын
69 LIKES
@definitelysomething41613 жыл бұрын
Female brain surgeons
@-beepboop-20573 жыл бұрын
I would say the same but I have so little it’s shocking 😅
@custard_paradox3 жыл бұрын
@@definitelysomething4161 except you have to be smart to be a brain surgeon, and nicegirls are not.
@definitelysomething41613 жыл бұрын
@@custard_paradox Good point
@teashoplee42874 жыл бұрын
6:55 to this i only had one thing on my mind. “ITS CALLED CONSENT, AND WHEN YOURE DRUNK YOU CANT REALLY DO THAT. NOT TO MENTION THAT HE CAN BE CHARGED WITH RAPE. i know this isn’t something that you’d usually see in a emkay video but just remember, consent is everything! :)
@jameretief83273 жыл бұрын
The sisterhood started this with false rape charges that when even absolutely disproven follows a man for the rest of their long life, assuming they haven’t committed suicide, while a women occasionally gets a year it two in rare prosecutions.
@shuysnoopy3 жыл бұрын
Oh hey brother nice pfp
@teashoplee42873 жыл бұрын
@@shuysnoopy thanks brother XD
@victoriawhite97984 жыл бұрын
“I don’t wear makeup.” “Yes we exist.” Proceeds to post it with a picture of a girl who wears natural makeup. (9:22)
@tonygluk14 жыл бұрын
To be fair, it says she doesn't wear "tons of makeup". So she might be wearing a couple hundred pounds.
@sci_pain34094 жыл бұрын
i mean they did say ‘not tons of makeup’
@thegk-verse42164 жыл бұрын
@@tonygluk1 lmao
@hn64984 жыл бұрын
Theres a thing called natural makeup? I thought makeup was makeup all same...
@SnazzJaz4 жыл бұрын
@@hn6498 More natural tones that complement skin, eye and lip colors instead of bright ass clashing hues that make you look like you're trying to be the best clown in the circus like no one ever was 🤣😂
@MYZS5 жыл бұрын
Nicest girl here is slazo for being so quiet in Damien's basement.
@solangel80025 жыл бұрын
*wheeze*
@adipocere33405 жыл бұрын
Underrated
@monkeyman27285 жыл бұрын
Which is the better conspiracy? Damien/Slazo or Mary Ham/Poppy Gloria?
@MYZS5 жыл бұрын
@@monkeyman2728 how dare you walk into emkay's house and speak that name Dun dun dun!!!
@MossTunic5 жыл бұрын
666th like huhuhuh
@Shlankyman5454 жыл бұрын
If you describe yourself as a “queen” with no irony, that’s scary.
@ihavenoidea28053 жыл бұрын
yeah, that's sometimes so cringy
@artemispage64053 жыл бұрын
Whenever someone calls themselves a king or a queen unironically, I just want to ask, "Oh? Tell me, then, in what country are you royalty. Cuz right now my best guess is Narnia, you small brain individual"
@maclikescartoons3 жыл бұрын
lol yeah i only do it to myself as a joke like "I am the queen of animals, we shall feat on your meat for supper" or sumn like that
@artemispage64053 жыл бұрын
@@maclikescartoons Same here! I call myself the 'Queen of Fate and Plushies', because 1) It's this like persona thing I have and 2) I really like collecting plushies
@rosette42683 жыл бұрын
I honestly say my gals pals are Queens as a compliment
@justsomeguywithanevilamust48194 жыл бұрын
“Things a woman should never have to touch” Me:why isn’t their a picture of me?
@genericegg71353 жыл бұрын
Nah dude, That means that Girls _should_ have to touch you.
@justanotheridiot89063 жыл бұрын
There is a picture of you. It’s the trash
@theunholyspiritakedjaqld22873 жыл бұрын
That's because they don't deserved you,your basically a gold bar compared to them
@theunholyspiritakedjaqld22873 жыл бұрын
@just another idiot your right bud your right
@mirzahamzabaig56673 жыл бұрын
@@justanotheridiot8906 A so actually containing some worth.. unlike the r/nicegirl
@jasonm2385 жыл бұрын
"dudes who are nice are boring" gets cheated on "why cant i get a nice guy DDDDDDDX"
@Xxsorafan5 жыл бұрын
Shutup nice guy
@jasonm2385 жыл бұрын
@@Xxsorafan rip
@mono-sb2ol5 жыл бұрын
Bethany Monges LMAO
@horselover405 жыл бұрын
Try being nice and at least moderately interesting lols. To clarify cheating on your boring bf is still wrong. Much better to dump him first and find someone interesting after. Just saying
@jasonm2385 жыл бұрын
@@horselover40 if thats directed at me please note its a joke lol
@DurpyON22634 жыл бұрын
Things women shouldn’t touch: bills trash groceries and car doors Single mothers: wait that’s illegal
@DurpyON22634 жыл бұрын
Shaggy Rodgers BIG OOF
@nellieltuodelschwanck12364 жыл бұрын
@Shaggy Rodgers lol
@theawesomegt17744 жыл бұрын
Shaggy Rodgers dang you roasted them
@sophiejones77274 жыл бұрын
that post is so so so wrong in so many ways.
@frankestor99474 жыл бұрын
The fact that grimm is basically a single dad makes this even funier
@epic22454 жыл бұрын
Damian: She's a witch! Everyone in the medievel village: Interesting.
@MydieLy3 жыл бұрын
Everyone in the medieval village. "you believe in witchcraft?! Heretic!"
@KissKrys4 жыл бұрын
"If there was a way for women to turn of their sexual need for guys completely, they would do it so fast." Me, a lesbian: *sweats nervously*
@Balloons2504 жыл бұрын
Hmm.
@joemonkey184 жыл бұрын
Hmmmmmmmm.
@idkanymore46644 жыл бұрын
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
@KissKrys3 жыл бұрын
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnmmm
@hellraiser16213 жыл бұрын
When will this microwave beep?
@paigeisntme5 жыл бұрын
hi! i’m here as a representative to the female population, and we have come here to make an announcement. *WE DO NOT CLAIM THESE WOMEN, THEY CAN BE THEIR OWN POPULATION*
@reapd25765 жыл бұрын
They can join retardians if they want
@whirlesic5 жыл бұрын
How about they just join dumbasses
@bushbabe74935 жыл бұрын
They already have their own population, it's called nice girls
@fridaygh0st5 жыл бұрын
they already are
@elevatedmeance68075 жыл бұрын
It would be offensive to even accociate them with any group at this point
@bee-mf9ct5 жыл бұрын
"clingy is okay, but obsessive is not" YES DAMIEN YES
@shadowacesonic28274 жыл бұрын
Clingy isn't really okay, either. Being clung to someone all the time isn't healthy, especially for the unclingy partner. People need breaks from each other!
@duetopersonalreasonsaaaaaa4 жыл бұрын
I don't like either tbh
@washmycar28584 жыл бұрын
Clinginess just shows that the person cares about you, yes there is a point where you can be to clingy. Obsessive is dangerous, puting all your happiness on someone
@bonurse79694 жыл бұрын
@@shadowacesonic2827 I legitimately didn't know "clung" was a word till now. lol
@shadowacesonic28274 жыл бұрын
@@bonurse7969 Well, there you go. xD
@Televangelisme4 жыл бұрын
"she's a witch" *on behalf of the healthy side of the witch community,we dont claim her-*
@themis4673 жыл бұрын
That's an insult on my craft and trade.
@Televangelisme3 жыл бұрын
@@themis467 i dont seem to quite understand, can you please tell me what you mean? (its been 2 months since i commented this so i completely forgot the video)
@themis4673 жыл бұрын
@@Televangelisme I'm a witch, and I can say we are much nicer than nicegirls. This is a joke. Also, wich isn't only for girls, a wich is a wizard but evil, no matter the gender.
@Televangelisme3 жыл бұрын
@@themis467 i am also a witch, i think your offended by the fact i said healthy side:i was trying to say nice witches who for instants dont spread false information to new witches/baby witches. I wasnt trying to offend you or anyone else and i apologize that i have. I hooe you understand :)
@themis4673 жыл бұрын
@@Televangelisme oh okay I get it
@h2hoe4434 жыл бұрын
“This ain’t no my hero academia quirk” Thank you. On behalf of everyone, WE DO 👏 NOT 👏 WANT 👏 THEM 👏
@lulumce62814 жыл бұрын
We rlly don’t
@h2hoe4434 жыл бұрын
State Of Wyoming oh wow look how mature you are 😒👏👏
@ohayohikari62224 жыл бұрын
what do you mean?
@h2hoe4434 жыл бұрын
@ollie.e I HEARD SOMEONE MENTION... HOPE??? 👀
@Allystabbyface4 жыл бұрын
I do
@professormemeyy35674 жыл бұрын
8:13 I literally had to lie down. That “K.” hit so hard and it was so perfect I literally had to lie down and soak that in before continuing the video. Honestly it’s the most perfect use of k I’ve ever seen
@RedLee204 жыл бұрын
8:11
@satomitouka4 жыл бұрын
K
@filthykid70694 жыл бұрын
I kinda think of it this way: the way to make your dog stop asking for attention in a bad way like pretending to have a limp, be in pain or destroying stuff is to not give them the attention when they are doing it. She was being a bitch so she did not receive attention
@Monsterthatsunderyourbed4 жыл бұрын
@@filthykid7069 K
@oliverbugeja57164 жыл бұрын
@@Monsterthatsunderyourbed r/madlad
@SaltNip4 жыл бұрын
"Girls like me are hard to find" I mean, not really. There's a whole subreddit dedicated to girls like you.
@Valdenroth4 жыл бұрын
Lmao...nice
@KobatheASMRbiker3 жыл бұрын
Damn good roast right there!
@THEbeetrootsoup Жыл бұрын
dang that pan had to be hot since that is a large burn
@Joannebraun284 жыл бұрын
“This ain’t no my hero academia quirk”
@izukumidoryia98344 жыл бұрын
Lol 😂
@bendoodnath37843 жыл бұрын
That sort of quirk would be awesome to have
@vickyb69433 жыл бұрын
“Clingy is ok, obsessive, IS NOT!” This needs to be put in some people’s lives.
@plutonix57924 жыл бұрын
"I'm fine." "You sure?" "Yes, I am." "Are you sure you don't want me to stay or..." "YES I AM. LEAVE ME ALONE" "Ok, ok. I'll give you your space" *few seconds after* "WHY DIDN'T HE STAY!? SO MEAN!!!1!1!" " *visible confusion* "
@feartheghus4 жыл бұрын
Don’t date a psycho
@karnvarshneya30194 жыл бұрын
This is what you would call a tsundere , which seems is just another type of psycho.
@Icewind0074 жыл бұрын
Confusion? At that point, I'd be giving the Tommy Lee Jones stinkeye.
@invertedv12powerhouse774 жыл бұрын
@@karnvarshneya3019 not quite, yet not that far away
@randompromises10384 жыл бұрын
@@karnvarshneya3019 also known as The Ultimate Asshole.
@tidepodpadthai26335 жыл бұрын
Nicegirls: I don't need no man! *Stays single* Nicegirls: Why don't I got a man? 😥
@dat_gamerboiomg1064 жыл бұрын
True
@raulrosas50684 жыл бұрын
me: your fault no mine
@sillybilly69384 жыл бұрын
530 likes? I'm bout to change that to 531 >:)
@ZodiacHope4 жыл бұрын
I don’t NEED one. I just WANT one
@adralenagd26694 жыл бұрын
Those guys who don’t like nicegirls: *oh how I wonder why*
@ppgzchat4 жыл бұрын
0:55 ‘4 things a women shouldn’t have to touch if she’s a man.” *Wait-What? What joke do I even make here?*
@jaytoonz57364 жыл бұрын
2:54 me if I were in this situation Girl: Do you know where my friends could grab coke ? 😏 Me: Try a vending machine.
@Dalek-br6nu5 жыл бұрын
The best way to end an argument is with Willy Wonka's "Good day sir." And if they continue just follow it up with "I SAID GOOD DAY."
@ferraprime45645 жыл бұрын
Dionysian Beast I SAID GOOD DAY
@tetrobro51825 жыл бұрын
Dalek1019 not gonna lie, I’m gonna use that.
@alyonam40265 жыл бұрын
That's what Fez from That 70s Show says...lol
@JacobE-235 жыл бұрын
This is probably one of my all time favorite comments lmao
@rowstiels82165 жыл бұрын
YOU STOLE FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS
@nick15415 жыл бұрын
“This ain’t no My Hero Academia quirk”
@290subscriberswithnovideos75 жыл бұрын
Alex Douty I can’t even-
@strwbrry_snsts5 жыл бұрын
I feel accepted by this wonderful video and comment
@nick15415 жыл бұрын
FurJax thank you
@Dreamingofcake5 жыл бұрын
I flipped my shit when I heard that. Automatically wanna know more about Damien because BNHA/MHA is the friggin guud shit.
@ariesgrill49995 жыл бұрын
@@Dreamingofcake saaame
@olyviermonteau43004 жыл бұрын
"I'm nice as frick. If you see me talking crap bout someone, they finna earned it." Me: then you're not nice. Niceness is basically undertale pacifist mode. What you described, is something that wouldn't make someone filled with kindness.
@daniiiqwq4 жыл бұрын
true if they were nice they would of stayed calm
@olyviermonteau43003 жыл бұрын
@@MainStreetElectricalParade "no one is perfect, but we can infinitely better ourselves" You: *hmm yes I see the text here is made out of text.*
@justoort42582 жыл бұрын
How to get nice. Go help everything that is All
@gamesuarx4 жыл бұрын
0:57 Okay, so a woman is not supposed to touch food and cars. Thanks, nice girls, will be taking notes. Edit: WTF my wife says shes dying what am I doing wrong like???
@austinnetherton96134 жыл бұрын
That's why my wife left
@joemonkey184 жыл бұрын
I'm to ugly to have a wife
@carno_playz52343 жыл бұрын
@@joemonkey18 no ur not
@joemonkey183 жыл бұрын
@@carno_playz5234 are you delusional are you blind
@carno_playz52343 жыл бұрын
@@joemonkey18 neither
@mettatonex72215 жыл бұрын
This subreddit started as girls pretending to be nice before they do a heel turn and b*tch out... and is now documenting the psychos of the world.
@feartheghus4 жыл бұрын
the female psychos, to get a full documentary you’ve got to look at the incels too.
@NBDYSPCL4 жыл бұрын
@@feartheghus technically 'incel' is gender neutral. You can get female incels too.
@abd-qadirgilani88714 жыл бұрын
Dylan is correct. Anyone and everyone is capable of being nice OR being an evil sadist, inc. things like racism, sexism, etc. No matter what you have between your legs.
@jasndava5 жыл бұрын
Nice girl: You're cute but you're shorter than me so we can't date. Also nice girl: *OH MY GOD FAT SHAMING?!*
@leonastartz63585 жыл бұрын
And this reminds me of a scene from Spyro 2: Ripto's Rage. Juliet says that if Romeo wasn't so short, they'd get married.
@tilengasparic67655 жыл бұрын
GIRL: how tall are you? GUY: 185cm (I don't know imperial so shhh) GIRL: nice! GUY: how much do you weigh? GIRL: *blocked*
@anajordan3205 жыл бұрын
@@tilengasparic6765 Idk if that's your height, but if so, I'd be so frickin short next to you!! I'm a girl, so I guess I have an excuse, but still 😂
@tilengasparic67655 жыл бұрын
@@anajordan320 I'm 182 cm xD. but my friend is 187
@authorofone5 жыл бұрын
My Chemical Fall Out Piløts At The Disco avoiding the whole gender things, but girls aren't exactly 1/2 the size of men. They're actually taller, because you don't see 2.9-3 foot tall women pattering around the place like demented oompa lumpas
@Goatbreath374 жыл бұрын
My brother is a victim of nice girls. Every girl he's been with is an absolute psycho and he still puts up with them. It's insane and I commend his abilities to stay strong
@neckbackcripplinganxietyattack3 жыл бұрын
I love how that one girl got mad at a guy for literally not RAPING HER YOU CANT GIVE CONSENT IF UR DRUNK, IT WOULD HAVE MEANT HE TOOK ADVANTAGE OF HER props to him for being great
@Zakofidea4 жыл бұрын
I feel like most of these girls gotta be in middle school with these outrageous ideas on how the world works.
@raulrosas50684 жыл бұрын
Zakofidea ciz they listen to the song "bad guy"
@Armyjayden334 жыл бұрын
I mean all my wife will have to do is do house work while am at work no cap seems easier to go to work
@FlashQuatsch4 жыл бұрын
I've met girls like this in college, who are openly sexist in class and parade the "if you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve my best" as their life motto.
@danika20824 жыл бұрын
i think a lot of them are raised that way, where their mother is always giving them those “don’t tolerate it when someone’s rude to you” talks and they just take it to an extreme... i used to have a friend that way who cussed me out in the middle of class because i called her out for faking a marriage license
@maclikescartoons3 жыл бұрын
As a girl in middle school we don't claim them
@venon08915 жыл бұрын
'This ain't no My Hero Academia Quirk' You are now my best friend whether you like it or not
@kazoo63355 жыл бұрын
Ok
@kazoo63355 жыл бұрын
I will go throw rocks at trains now
@venon08915 жыл бұрын
@@kazoo6335 please don't
@snowpegasi5 жыл бұрын
@@kazoo6335 yeah no please don't, I threw a rock at a train once.......it bounced back.
@korrinnie38475 жыл бұрын
* jealous noises *
@GeweerBeer4 жыл бұрын
1:00 A car door, specifically the passenger one. Brittish people: What in the Queens teacup!
@EldritchyWitchy4 жыл бұрын
Just responding with “K” in a Nice Girl scenario is golden
@ryanslack26664 жыл бұрын
"Drunk sex is not cool anymore" No. It was NEVER cool 😂 It's strange and you rarely remember it. Also a big thing now is honestly in recent years it becomes serious in criminal matters if she is deemed intoxicated and as she said "I was more drunk than you." If she so desired she could have him done in just because they had sex when she was batshit drunk. Drunk sex ain't cool guys don't do it!
@antcommander13674 жыл бұрын
Especially when she get sadistic when drunk. freaking lunatic ex of mine
@spongmongler67604 жыл бұрын
first world problem: complaining that the guy was respectfully not groping you and also not a rapist. this this is the exact reason why dictators need to exist humans are just too stupid to know what they want
@ah70274 жыл бұрын
nah even if he slept with her this type of case never holds up in an actual court. The only damage would from the accusation itself because people take an accusation as you actually committing the crime. And in a lot of cases being accused is more of a punishment than being found guilty. People lose jobs, friends, family members and spouses, houses etc. Its pretty bad actually. If your found guilty you go to jail and at least your able to keep a place to live and have access to food .
@randompromises10384 жыл бұрын
@@ah7027 yeah i'd rather not have sex with someone while under the influence i dunno might have to do with my common sense :///
@ah70274 жыл бұрын
@@randompromises1038 I think within reason it's not a bad thing to do but I agree picking up wasted girls or guys at a bar is not the smartest thing you can do. Not really worth the risk. if you know the person well enough you can do it but that's about the only time.
@beatricewilliams94434 жыл бұрын
7:16 honestly? This dude did the right thing, Id rather my partner do this for me then take advantage of me while drunk.
@coffee81353 жыл бұрын
Who ever says “k” to a text like the one from the video you have 100% of my respect
@Shadow660905 жыл бұрын
Female friend: Why are you single, just try and find a nice girl. Me: *plays video* Female friend: Oh...
@filmandfirearms5 жыл бұрын
Find a nice girl, not a Nice Girl
@FrogFuneral5 жыл бұрын
You gotta find an actual human, not a nice girls roach ass
@TR2000LT5 жыл бұрын
Sadly 99% are like these, rather stay single entire life to be safe! 😂
@ReptilianTeaDrinker5 жыл бұрын
@@FrogFuneral Lmaooo! I love this comment. So true!
@filmandfirearms5 жыл бұрын
@@TR2000LT Where the fuck do you live? Because I've never met a Nice Girl in the real world, and I've known a lot of women
@0odle5 жыл бұрын
5:23 Nice girl: It's cruel and basically abuse to pick a game over your girlfriend. Me: *ahem* It's cruel and basically abuse to destroy a game that your boyfriend probably spent plenty of money as well as hours playing it. If you can't deal with them playing a game more than being with you SO MUCH, then they're probably playing the game to escape from the monstrosity of a human being that you are. *proceeds to stroll on out of there with some dope shades*
@Ivy-dd8bf5 жыл бұрын
Lol, that shit is insane to me. I need my me time. Dudes need their’s. I cannot understand how someone has the energy to be constantly pestering their boyfriend like that.
@Xelights5 жыл бұрын
There are women who handle loneliness by becoming spiteful. These are the real drama queens , let me tell you that!
@0odle5 жыл бұрын
@@Xelights yeah, like seriously!
@krinkovrequired92794 жыл бұрын
+respect
@elise2054 жыл бұрын
Anyone destroys my gaming stuff, and they are getting a visit from the police. I play PC so my games are digital, and my physical stuff is very expensive because I'm a collector. It's not mint condition, because what's the point of not using it especially when I'm never going to sell it, but still. If it was a legitimate accident, then that's fine, be more careful, maybe help me pay to replace/repair if it's hugely expensive, but deliberately damaging my PC? Or my Pip-Boy? Or my Molag Bal statue? That's a 999 worthy situation, all of that costs over £100. The Bal statue even costs £4000! And I am not a rich man, these are very dear to me (not just because of the price). End of the day, respect my property, and there's no need to worry. I'm pretty chill with it all. Damage it accidentally, and it's cool, not your fault, but if it's something like my PC then we split the price for repair or replace 50/50, and if it's my Molag Bal statue then I'll probably be pissed for a while but ultimately forgive. Deliberately break my stuff and it's legal action time, regardless of who you are.
@idontevenknowwhy36554 жыл бұрын
The we do exist ones are really stupid Me and most of my friends Are girls Don't wear tons of makeup Play games Like memes They like tik tok but i don't have it But cockroaches are gross We literally all exist IT'S NOT JUST YOU 🙄 I rant about this way too much lol
@themightysusbus86954 жыл бұрын
A guy once asked what I was doing and I told him I was playing PUBG while my fiance was playing Fallout 4. He told me I should go and try to seduce him because he should be paying attention to me and not a video game, he said I must feel so upset that I dont have his undivided attention. Boi why would I be upset because of my Boo playing a game? We both like free time and we both like video games, I'm not going to take away his time to relax. It bewildered me how people can think that, I dont want to smother my partner and I dont want them to smother me, we cant sustain being up each others ass's 24/7.
@orindreams92115 жыл бұрын
I’ve never really understood the “men should pay for everything” bullshit. I’d honestly feel bad if a guy thought he had to pay for every date we went on and everything
@feartheghus4 жыл бұрын
Well historically it made more sense, now it’s more because of culture and biology than actual practicality.
@randompromises10384 жыл бұрын
~stereotypiiiing~
@elise2054 жыл бұрын
@@feartheghus The fuck biology gotta do with it? Shit, I pay for meals on dates because it's polite, but I also pay for my mates when I take them out to McDonald's or Gregg's (Gregg's is the most popular British sausage roll shop). That's not because of the large lump between my legs, that's just because it feels nice to be kind. Free food is a gift, but the second I'm expected to pay, Imma head out, unless it was agreed upon in advance. Someone I know offers me a free meal and it's something I like? Fuck yeah, I'm taking it! But I always say thank you, regardless of who gives me the meal. Of course, if it's a stranger, then I'll say no thanks.
@timrammeloo62944 жыл бұрын
I like how they’re complaining about “only having a 70% salary” ( which I do think is unfair) and want men to get payed less But then expect their mans to pays all their crap
@ILikeToLaughAtYou4 жыл бұрын
@@timrammeloo6294 For the record, there is no wage gap... women just pick lower-paying jobs than men do, respectively.
@iamtakingthisveryseriously4 жыл бұрын
"I don't like your name" "change your name"
@theblackbaron41194 жыл бұрын
There you are, I thought I accidentally deleted you. Come on hop back onto my array declaration and my dictionary to show the key-pair values.
@aidenember46404 жыл бұрын
@@theblackbaron4119 is that your old account or I'm just stupid
@aidenember46404 жыл бұрын
Am I*
@theblackbaron41194 жыл бұрын
@@aidenember4640 I'm glad you're asking, even though I don't know what you're on about. Yes, yes you are :D, since you've been asking.
@zettabytegd4 жыл бұрын
7:46 ah yes I live ACCIDENTALLY TRYING To do something
@-alex-51584 жыл бұрын
"This aint some mha quirk" Me a weeb: one of us OnE Of Us ONE OF US ONE OF US!
@Thatdistantmirage4 жыл бұрын
One for all Or Explosion?
@sharavy68514 жыл бұрын
I mean.. In a different video he didn't know what a yandere is (kinda jelly for that..) MHA is super popular so no suprise he knows at least this much. Other than that I advise him not to touch animu, he'll be better for it
@dadjokes89633 жыл бұрын
@@sharavy6851 one stop from the waifu pillow then he can join The Click.......oh gods a furry and a weeb what have I done?
@wolfietheuncle39885 жыл бұрын
Nice girls are just girls with the personality of those cheap razors
@feartheghus4 жыл бұрын
HEY! Don’t you ever insult cheap razors like that!
@MariaSanchez-vp6db4 жыл бұрын
Nice girls are just girls with the personality of wet muddy socks with mosquito larvae.
@sci_pain34094 жыл бұрын
as a cheap razor this is highly offensive. blocked
@raulrosas50684 жыл бұрын
even the cheap airpods
@jmaeb814 жыл бұрын
Stubbed toe**
@junoguten4 жыл бұрын
"A girl should never have to touch a car door" Oh okay, she's just very traditional "A girl should never have to touch groceries or the trash" ...
@kennethcoval49703 жыл бұрын
Not traditional enough
@fitmotheyap3 жыл бұрын
Well i wouldn't want a karen touching any car!
@ethanfrantz43123 жыл бұрын
Simple, she could be nice but have telekinesis
@melanoc3tusii2053 жыл бұрын
@@coralscorpion ???
@nevergonnagiveyouup11803 жыл бұрын
@A BB And if there is, you might want to move your garage
@Florian_TB3 жыл бұрын
Things a woman should never touch; -her inner nicegirl Things a woman *SHOULD* touch -her nice girl self
@_1V4N3 жыл бұрын
*“This ain't no my hero academia quirk”* -dies in BNHA fan-
@Erikaxoxo5 жыл бұрын
9:10 She's definitely one who'd say "I'm not like other girls"
@Erikaxoxo5 жыл бұрын
@@scarfejs_ Tumblr must love her
@flamedfox47135 жыл бұрын
I guess your right at some point?
@CerealExperimentsMizuki5 жыл бұрын
You missed an opportunity to put a terrible fall. She fell as hard as 911.
@ReptilianTeaDrinker5 жыл бұрын
"Her: I'm not like other girls. I'm nice and I eat chicken nuggets! CHICKEN NUGGETS! Me: We've all eaten chicken nuggets at least once in our lives. You ain't special. Her: Oh my god, you're so mean! You're like all the other girls! Other girls are bitches and are fake! Me: Sure. Keep telling yourself that...
@Erikaxoxo5 жыл бұрын
@@flamedfox4713 The way she goes on is as if she's the only one who does those things
@goingferal66385 жыл бұрын
"Girls like me are hard to find" And god am I glad they are
@callmewilpls90995 жыл бұрын
This made me laugh and Cry at the same time oh fuck
@alias47955 жыл бұрын
LMAO I CANT BREATH-
@atlasfp4 жыл бұрын
"Like having a relationship with a brick wall" *_Layeth the smack down, layeth the smack down_*
@Totally_not_an_alien_4 жыл бұрын
I love how some girls seriously use love as an excuse to be obsessed
@Fikamar272 жыл бұрын
I know it's an old comment, but wanna add that their harrassment usually being labeled as "tough love" too. I pity them
@zombie_65554 жыл бұрын
“Things girls should never touch” *picture of trash* What did I ever do to you :(
@ohayohikari62224 жыл бұрын
Poor Nagito
@sunnythedumb4 жыл бұрын
@Shaggy Rodgers LMAO
@wearewearetogetherbulletpr3874 жыл бұрын
@Shaggy Rodgers lol you repeated the joke here
@wearewearetogetherbulletpr3874 жыл бұрын
@Shaggy Rodgers it was ok I just noticed it no hate
@zombie_65554 жыл бұрын
Ohayo Hikari when I made this comment I had no idea what danganronpa was and ironically now nagito is one of my favorite characters TwT
@82dorrin4 жыл бұрын
7:14 Sooooo... she was pissed off at him for NOT raping her? Oooookaaaayy. I'm glad to be single.
@lindidiutlwileng36734 жыл бұрын
BRUH 🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️
@graveyard_mushroomz48234 жыл бұрын
Lmao me too
@ndiyabucaphukelaubusobakho17324 жыл бұрын
You can tell she's been reading 50 shades of grey
@jager27544 жыл бұрын
How would that be rape ? I mean she wanted it
@lindidiutlwileng36734 жыл бұрын
@@jager2754 because a person can't give their consent while drunk. He also didnt know her that well so it is just safer for him not to engage in intercourse with someone that isn't sober
@talynhastime93433 жыл бұрын
That one girl wanted the guy to commit a CRIME when she said she wanted him to sleep with her despite her being drunk. She's setting women back 75 years istg.
@Gration_4 жыл бұрын
The "I hate you" one was actually pretty funny. Would that classify as a nice girl or just commitment to being petty? i appreciate the commitment honestly.
@kovi62033 жыл бұрын
It's harassment and pretty obsessive. I personally don't find it funny in the slightest. Actually it's kinda threatening when I think about it. I would be scared for how far they could go.
@Gration_3 жыл бұрын
@@kovi6203 They you're a pussy. They're words and you can block them at anytime lol
@kovi62033 жыл бұрын
@@Gration_ Nah Not a pussy. It's not just words, it's someone holding a grudge for 3 years, that means obsession. It's stalker behavior and wouldn't be accepted if it was a male doing it to a women. It's also illegal to harass people like that.
@Fikamar272 жыл бұрын
@@kovi6203 agreed. Mine was a year, able to "pause" her because went full no contact and deact my acc. But prob will going on if I dare to open in public again, as she had audacity to still stalking with fake accs.
@kurokishiii_5 жыл бұрын
"This aint no my hero acadamia quirk!" *My otaku sense is tingling*
@douggee5 жыл бұрын
*yes*
@sweetwhitechocolate4835 жыл бұрын
@@greylag-goose y e s
@ther83665 жыл бұрын
yeeeeeeeee
@Lemonnitenite5 жыл бұрын
*Yee*
@mamma_mina3275 жыл бұрын
@@greylag-goose same omg
@tsuyuasui38164 жыл бұрын
"This ain't no My Hero Academia quirk." *WEEBS HAVE JOINED THE CHAT*
@agenericguy10144 жыл бұрын
Tsuyu Asui Tsuyu best girl
@Deutalios8184 жыл бұрын
Oh hello there
@totallyrealsightings2554 жыл бұрын
We are the weeb army
@Forlorn_Overseer4 жыл бұрын
Yes yes
@AhmedEx1.4 жыл бұрын
I have several questions on this one tho 12:22
@ultimateweeb69034 жыл бұрын
"Not like My Hero Academia quirky" -Damien
@zeusyoursonhasreturnedibri76034 жыл бұрын
Things went wrong when she broke that fallout4 CD 🙄
@bluestang95304 жыл бұрын
Girl: “ahems” me to open door for her Me : Its got a handle don’t it?!
@softestdoge28324 жыл бұрын
Let me say, if I ever get a boyfriend we are playing video games together. I saw that girl cut the Xbox game in half and I almost cried.
@DakotaofRaptors4 жыл бұрын
60$ down the drain...
@softestdoge28324 жыл бұрын
Izaiah Florés for real. 😭
@aviatorraj78204 жыл бұрын
@@softestdoge2832 Marry me 😭😭😂😂
@joemonkey184 жыл бұрын
I got pissed because I'm a gamer
@djcoolzi9654 жыл бұрын
Damn...tbh I wish a lot more girls had this mind set bruh
@tankdempsy89923 жыл бұрын
8:10 that "k." ist the most destructive single letter i've ever seen. xD
@emilynorthweald1324 жыл бұрын
5:27 I actually understand her. I had a boyfriend about two years ago who was playing for hours on his computer when I was around. I never destroyed anything, but I eventually broke up with him after a few weeks because he was just straight up ignoring me when he was playing that game. It really hurt. I never threw a tantrum tho, I always asked him nicely if he could quit the game and do something with me but he just always said "Yeah, whatever". I was heartbroken, so in the end I broke up with him.
@aviatorraj78204 жыл бұрын
Yeah I feel you basically I like my games too much so I am not pursuing a relationship right now because I know I will not be able to give time to her. But that girl specifically broke the game. She could have broken up with him instead of destroying his property.
@zakosist4 жыл бұрын
I can understand it if he almost never spend time with her. I can understand you being upset if you were constantly ignored and devalued. But not if he ignored her for a few hours on occasion while still balancing it on other times. Either way what she did was completely unjustified and I hope she gets her punishment, whatever that is. If you have issues with the relationship you talk about it and find compromises, if nothing works you break up. You dont get to just destroy what that person loves (besides you hopefully). And people absolutely have the right to still have alone time and hobbies besides the relationship, even when they are in one. Thinking anything else is really toxic. I was genuinely surprised she wasnt reffering to herself when saying "cruel and basically abuse", and that was already not expecting her to be a nice person.
@danteeightsix90695 жыл бұрын
8:10 This needs to brought up during every mandatory sexual harassment/assault meeting seminar
@justsillyrachet17374 жыл бұрын
Girl: A women should never touch groceries or trash Me:bu-but how will she cook for her husband and how will she apply make-up if she can’t touch herself ?
@LOVELYLITTLENOBODY4 жыл бұрын
This is a rare beauty unlike the nice girls of the internet.
@Koozomec4 жыл бұрын
Good luck finding a woman who knows how to cook. (My last 5 gf doesn't know how to cook and i'm french living in France) Some are very proud of ignoring this skill. (I love cooking)
@anthonyfletcher80534 жыл бұрын
Koozomec women are becoming obsolete.
@Koozomec4 жыл бұрын
@@anthonyfletcher8053 That's sad because i love how women used to be.
@inkubator3204 жыл бұрын
Koozomec Makes sense that you’re French
@liucijapetkeviciute88434 жыл бұрын
Why do girls ruin their boyfriends games when they BOTH coud play??
@unknowncreature-00694 жыл бұрын
"this ain't no My Hero Academia quirk this is some real messed up stuff." I think that's my favorite line from this whole channel
@ohayohikari62224 жыл бұрын
here we view a person I agree with in it's natural habitat
@ashykn33s5 жыл бұрын
9:18 practically my dream girls personality ____.exe has stopped working
@cenrics61375 жыл бұрын
PogU
@IndigoDev5 жыл бұрын
;)
@kjiell28525 жыл бұрын
Im ok with the cockroach things, its hilarious
@TheIceCreamWizard5 жыл бұрын
Wish.exe has quit so you don’t die of a hernia of hopes and dreams
@solosteve54745 жыл бұрын
SHE'S MINE
@Mex-ge9kj3 жыл бұрын
"K." *Careful, he's a hero*
@kingpenguin69814 жыл бұрын
i got hurt in everyway when she broke his disc
@ElkorGod5 жыл бұрын
Peeepeeepooopooo you'll never know why this got so many likes
@subii_05 жыл бұрын
Equity be like
@TrashDeviant5 жыл бұрын
They only want the good bits of equality. Equal responsibility is part of the patriarchy.
@josiahallen99065 жыл бұрын
Cause they don't want equality. That wasn't top be bet then men
@victoriawynston92215 жыл бұрын
Feminism=actual equality. These girls aren’t actually feminist, please don’t associate feminism with this behavior.
@teletubbiesharvest56155 жыл бұрын
Kachaaaaan????????????????????? is Kiri ignoring you again???
@bb-36534 жыл бұрын
Most of these girls act like spoiled 3 yr olds
@thatonewitch2 жыл бұрын
0:56 NG: "GiRlS shOuLdn'T hAve to ToUCh tHesE 4 tHiNgS!" Me: *Too bad, imma do it any way*
@LubckeEnjoyer4 жыл бұрын
9:15 They exist? That's like finding diamonds in minecraft for the first time dude
@Luh_JackK4 жыл бұрын
What disturbs me more than the death threat is the fact this is all going down and her phones on 1%
@allisonwinchester31085 жыл бұрын
Damian, are... are you physically attracted to brick walls??? I'm concerned and confused
@SakuraAvalon5 жыл бұрын
"She's a brick house She's mighty mighty, letting it all hang out"
@allisonwinchester31085 жыл бұрын
My kinda people right here... ^^
@collincrow97895 жыл бұрын
You're telling me you don't find those tall red brick walls hella hot?
@allisonwinchester31085 жыл бұрын
@@collincrow9789 I mean.... Ok I see your point, but I cant go back on it now
@SakuraAvalon5 жыл бұрын
Collin of Hyrule Nah. They're... *Stone cold* .
@georgiakc93 жыл бұрын
Tbh “clingy is okay, obsessive is not” doesn’t do it for me. I can’t even tolerate clingy. Is there anyone out there who likes a clingy partner?
@punsy98824 жыл бұрын
When I heard “My Hero Academia” I knew you were double the king that I thought you were, you have earned my respect 😂
@twilit_sheik73905 жыл бұрын
That first post, Jesus Christ: “As soon as your girl starts to have feelings for you, the anxiety sets in.” I been having feelings for my boyfriend, it’s called love and respect. “She’ll wonder what you are doing all the time” Nope. I don’t care as long as he’s not doing something illegal or cheating on me. “She’ll wonder who you’re with” Again, I don’t care. I trust my boyfriend completely and he trusts me. “She’ll wonder what you’re thinking” He’s thinking about memes and Absolver. “She’ll be jealous of every girl who looked at you” Due to myself being a former “nice girl”, I do get a little jealous, not when girl looks at my bf. I get jealous if the girl is showing VERY OBVIOUS signs that she’s interested in my bf despite the fact that he’s taken (it’s happened before) “These feelings are overwhelming!!” These feelings are controlling. I don’t want my boyfriend to feel trapped, it’s not a relationship, it becomes ownership. I don’t want to control every aspect of his life, I don’t want to be possessive over him, I want us to have a mutual trust and respect for each other.
@KuvaPefo4 жыл бұрын
Twilit_Sheik that's cuz you're not a byotch like girls like that. Good job. 🖖🏽💚✨😊
@nicomoist53364 жыл бұрын
Hey atleast you change. Noice
@feartheghus4 жыл бұрын
Thank you for sharing your sanity with the world to help balance out for whoever the hell wrote the message at the start.
@titanwolfwhatif29374 жыл бұрын
You are a good person for changing
@accursedatom2364 жыл бұрын
ok so I saw Absolver in that and does your BF still play it?
@AlyBr5 жыл бұрын
Damien: **makes a joke* Me: Nice one, Damien. Not as "nice" as these girls think they are though.
@youmaylaughnow91125 жыл бұрын
oOf
@vminisfuckingreal9985 жыл бұрын
True that lmao
@krystynheadrick88914 жыл бұрын
"They should have an Olympic event for jumping to conclusions." I died XD.
@pineappl3_purple653 жыл бұрын
"Y'all shower once a week" I shower once a double week(14 days) 🤡🤹😎🤿☸🪐🧀🐢💬
@NonRandomUser4 жыл бұрын
All the good people on both sides who successfully avoided these landmines and dodged these bullets, I salute you.