r/Niceguys | your not that hot!!,!

[@adamemac]

"You don't need 'kinky times' you need a therapist." This would make a great bumper sticker!

[@zanimofare]

Agreed

[@kiyancarre6345]

On it.

[@shadowlord0162]

he just said that when i scrolled down xD liked it!

[@slugsees1320]

420th like 👍

[@pixelintellect9215]

Ah yes the true meaning of having a fucking brain

[@maddiethenonsimp4131]

“Cause they are treating you like a friend, not a VIBRATOR” - Jack 2020

[@Tw0Dots]

SIMPPPPP S I M P

[@maddiethenonsimp4131]

•• omg, how’d you know?

[@admiralpond7194]

I read it as I hear the exact quote

[@beepbeep6500]

•••

[@kingssideparadise6813]

So "treat her like a friend , not a fleshlight "? .... *I will see myself out*

[@johanneswittmann455]

What gives people a feeling of power: -money -knowledge -recognizing the EmKay narrators by their voice

[@meowmeow3532]

Oh my god, so relatable. I feel amazing when I can recognize EmKay narrators! Lexi is easy to guess.

[@errorusernamenotfound1018]

ah robin is my fave

[@amyartlover]

I know all of them

[@userKleos]

Its truuuuuue

[@renaiky2652]

- nice guys actually getting a girlfriend

[@charax-1]

"This is not about my history about talking to women" Jacks talking to women history: it's empty

[@sentient5]

Same, except for women _and_ men.

[@magnet_taco]

Therefore, Jacque is not a simp.

[@BananaWasTaken]

Froggo no, not the cool European way of spelling it

[@magnet_taco]

@Banana let me be a european alright

[@monkeyboi1837]

Chara X hello

[@lumityishellacute1240]

"you don't need a girlfriend, you just need a therapist"

[@rudylopez2979]

lol

[@ninja6245-real]

You realise how long it takes to become a licensed therapist? A very long time in university so give them some respect, they have to study psychology before they can become a legal therapist.

[@clayzor8231]

I said that to one of my exes back in like 7th grade lmfaooo

[@lumityishellacute1240]

@@ninja6245-real i- they're lyrics from a song. chill out dude.

[@doofusdog2663]

@@ninja6245-real dude chill out it’s a joke

[@soccerflea4563]

Jack: Reads "Trollies" Also Jack: *High pitched demonic screeching*

[@AFKei]

I call that the Windex Wheezing.

[@WalterTheClown]

I like your profile pic lol

[@soccerflea4563]

Tortinos Hot pizza rolls who are you talking to?

[@WalterTheClown]

Soccerflea4 u

[@soccerflea4563]

Tortinos Hot pizza rolls oh thanks

[@JustMe-rm2pw]

Imagine thinking a woman that wants equality is immature...

[@ninja6245-real]

It’s their definition of it that’s wrong. They want equal rights for less effort and risks. Equal rights? Deal with the bull us blokes tolerate every day then you’ll realise how easy it is for you. YOU control what society says. NOT US BLOKES! Society hates us for things that happen in Hollywood. (Movies should not be used for any life advice what so ever.)

[@nadiar.4638]

@@ninja6245-real euhmmm when was the last time you saw a populair "dudes" movie, where there was actually a normal girl as a character and not just the stereotypical smart ugly brainy girl or the hot big boobs cheerleader dumb blonde? Cause not many movies in hollywood targeted towards guys have any good female characters and so when guys see any women who are not one of those stereotypes we are "not like most girls". And who makes and writed those movies.... ow thats right DUDES. And did you just really say women need to "see the bull guys deal with every day"? Would you like to give some examples, cause I'm pretty sure most guys create their own problems or make their problems seem 10 times worse than they actually are

[@thefbiagentbehindurscreen5390]

@@ninja6245-real bro, the patriarchal society affects men the same as it affect women. It was made by men. Also I don't see you "blokes" dealing with constant sexism, getting harrassed on the internet (and in real life) by old men as a teen, being told that all you're good for is getting married and birthing someone elses children etc. Yes, men do have their problems but let not say that women was equal rights for "less effort and risks". The shit us women have had to deal with since the start of time suffices.

[@operleutnant7235]

@@thefbiagentbehindurscreen5390 I am going to try to explain this. By definition a patriarchal society is “a system of society or government in which the father or eldest male is head of the family and descent is traced through the male line.” Which (at least in the US) is a crock of nonsense as people like Pelosi hold such high power. And please explain “constant sexism” to me. What actions are you specifically talking about. As for being creeped on by old men as a teen, I have no data to prove for or against it. And I have heard nobody imply that a woman is only for marriage purposes. Unless you are living in say, Saudi Arabia, I never have heard that. I however have heard both genders being asked when they are going to have kids. I am going to list a few privileges you have that men don’t: 1) Workplace fatalities are significantly higher with men than women. You may argue that it is about a choice of job, and that is true, however I could flip the same argument as to why women tend to be paid less. 2) Divorce almost always goes in favor of women, to the point where a man has to prove certifiable evidence that the woman is not fit to raise the children. 3) Women are subject to lesser punishments than men when doing equivalent crimes. And edit: Claiming that what women had to deal since the start of time suffices as for why you deserve (imo) privileges is like saying that because the Irish had to deal with oppression in the UK and racism in the US means I should get privileges

[@operleutnant7235]

Well I am assuming he is from a developed western nation where women have slightly more (at least) rights than in some areas

[@mynameissten8795]

"They're treating you like a friend not a vibrator" -Jack

[@hopetheghost3052]

Some one walking past... “wtf”

[@CadDriftarus]

I'm thinking of Snapcube's '06 dub. "See, these _women_ don't treat you like a friend. They treat you like **dramatically suspenseful flourish** _an item._ "

[@user-dw1es8nk2l]

3:37 "someone to vent to" Well that's a little sus ...guys I think I saw red vent

[@soccerflea4563]

*(Y) Same*

[@yellowmello1223]

Red was not the Imposter. 1 Imposter remains

[@georgia8830]

I skip vote lol

[@georgia8830]

Blue acting sus too

[@Z.o.h.e]

White: I was down in med bay heading into near navigation. That is where i had thought i had seen lime vent but I just realized they moved fast. That's when red came up to clear O2 and I am 99.9% positive he vented. I'm going with red.

[@_omaradnan]

jack in case no one told you, you have golden retriever energy

[@slevinchannel7589]

Ok, but grammar?

[@_omaradnan]

@@slevinchannel7589 what's the problem?

[@ricksoldierofgod8039]

@@slevinchannel7589 no.1 It’s KZbin, barely anyone cares about your “grammar” No.2 Why do you even care

[@mr.mcflurryco.1034]

Here’s my time to shine. Jack, the snack that smiles back Knows how to talk smack Always carries around a snack pack And he’s a HUGE fan of outback

[@trey4730]

:D

[@ethanrey98]

Nice

[@nifeshoyinka4336]

Genius.

[@GustavRex]

So this comment section has just turnt into rhyming people's names like in 1st grade?

[@nifeshoyinka4336]

@@GustavRex At least appreciate the fact that this person spent a considerable amount of time coming up with this

[@katierobertson1682]

Im waiting for a "nice guy" to call me fat after i reject him just so i can say "more of me you won't get to touch".

[@wamdzuo1123]

Lol

[@macgyver42563]

Wow, that is an amazing burn. I would love to watch anyone say that to a niceguy/nicegirl just to see what their reaction is.

[@samuelwoodouse4482]

Oh that's good

[@fullmoonshadow6967]

Omg lmao

[@ethamatronic8381]

All Emkay narrators are wholesome. Change my mind

[@Cinko420]

Ethamatronic You can't because it's true. From Slazo to Damien, they're all wholesome and somewhat inspirational.

[@joepapaleftformilk6551]

No

[@izzyperry1798]

Uhhh- I OBJECT ..... I was thinking the whole time I put spaces and I can’t think of anything :c

[@vladzorescu9426]

Hmmm ahhhh NO

[@_M-K_]

Roy McA Not my favorite but still good

[@friendlygamers1743]

Now I have proof that Lexi is Robin with a voice changer.

[@emerald773sstudio2]

What proof?

[@Konizo_]

Tell me

[@yellowmello1223]

Where is the proof

[@tyeplaysstuff]

He knows

[@tinytails_]

How jack was in this one

[@thebirdman9966]

*If nice guys think they are "nice boyfriends" then do bad guys think they are "bad boyfriends"?*

[@ShadTheSham]

Pretty sure they think they're good too

[@rudylopez2979]

Idk

[@thebirdman9966]

@danger man ...I- wha- it don't make sense-

[@lisamartin9831]

No one thinks they are a bad guy...

[@thebirdman9966]

@@lisamartin9831 you never know what vibe they trynna give-

[@justarandomjesterpassingby3449]

I love how he starts to have a breakdown when mimicking the laughs.

[@slevinchannel7589]

1:30: This whole talking like Nature existing means Humans are just Cavemen or less, was always f-ed up. I hated this always. No coincidence surely that i very often hear this as the Main-Argument why Polygamy is not just ok, which it is not, but literally the only thing. ...Ignoring the little fact that Monogamy also exists in Nature, but who cares about Logic and stuff, am i right? "Polygamy exists in Nature, so its the BEST thing! Not only good but the BEST!" Makes me cringe every time. Heck, i hope Humanity can evolve past Nice Guys, Polygamy, and War, already... Its overdue.

[@justarandomjesterpassingby3449]

*ok.*

[@mothwizard3095]

“Show decisiveness in your indecisiveness, show confidence in your anxiety” was actually a super helpful quote for me, thanks :)

[@acethefiredragon8525]

“I love my girlfriend as a person and as an object.” Damn best quote I’ve heard 🤣.

[@kenmecklenborg7200]

POV: you didn’t watch the full video and are looking at the comments because these texts are too embarrassing

[@memelordlol382]

Why me?

[@enbyunus]

I didnt come to these comments to be called out-

[@Christian_B_2]

WELL WHEN YOU SAY IT LIKE THAT

[@therat3549]

yes

[@Cinko420]

ken mecklenborg Me, on IOS: *maniacal laughter*

[@lizziethewitch7770]

I had this guy harass me and I'm sapphic right so I was like "bro I like girls" and he was convinced he could change that. Like nu-uh no thank you.

[@boipoi_78]

Damn I hate those idiots, bunch in my school, thankfully quarantine has me away from them.

[@lizziethewitch7770]

@@boipoi_78 yeah, hope you could get a break from seeing those douches for a few months

[@Manie230]

liz dat emo child did I read your comment right? You are gay and you pretended to be straight to avoid that gay dude and he was convinced that he could make you gay? I thought that this is something straight dudes say to lesbian women.

[@lizziethewitch7770]

@@Manie230 no I'm a girl, I said I was wlw

[@lizziethewitch7770]

@@Manie230 I changed my comment to say a more accurate label, I sometimes (like many LGBTQ+ girls) use gay as an umbrella term if I dont want to define myself too much

[@o_chite]

Remember boys, just because she wants a boyfriend, doesn't mean she wants to date *Y O U*

[@DarthKater311]

Right. If i wanted to be with you , I’d be with you.

[@timothyhutagalung2219]

@@DarthKater311 💀

[@mrtrollnator123]

​@@DarthKater311💀

[@CallMeGreggles]

6:39 that’s called emotional abuse when your threatening to commit suicide to gain contact with someone

[@macgyver42563]

So.... basically 50 Shades of Grey?

[@rexyking1635]

What

[@Enoch610]

emotional what? XDD you take this kind of people way too seriously. just respond "lol mkay" and go back to your favourite show on tv or smth, there's no need to be so dramatic.

[@kittydisco4u520]

@@Enoch610it is emotional abuse. Imagine being in a relationship with someone who threatens to commit suicide if you break up with them? Thats abuse. Theyre trying to force you into staying in the relationship by threatening you, just like how a physically abusive partner would.

[@daashazireael6613]

This proves that these dudes are just unlikable. My husband when we met literally didn't try to sleep with me for months of hanging out and dates. He didn't treat me like shit or ignore me. He was respectful and made sure he never made me uncomfortable. And look now 10 years later we're married!

[@beeperscreepers4263]

3:47 "Girls want guys to be their friends, but then they don't want to be our personal jizz-buckets." Fixed it

[@slevinchannel7589]

12:18: Uhm, call me crazy, but i legit think this might not be a Nice Guy, but literally just someone really young. I mean, ok, Adults can also sound like Toddlers, trust me, i know - but still: Maybe this is an actual child that just heard of the thing called Abuse for the first time? Lets not judge that one too harshly.

[@beeperscreepers4263]

@Calling all barbz who are you responding to?

[@siliswest498]

Bravo

[@realswobby]

"Do not beat them up when they not want". And avoid the ones who actually want. 😂😂😂

[@jackskellington4198]

I had a mind fuck reading that lol xD like wtf

[@chriswraver1192]

😂

[@tdelioncourt1268]

"Nice guys don't finish last, indecisive guys do." Louder for the people in the back! He summed it so well!

[@Greenstiker8975]

9:00 thank you Jack that was more helpful than everything my friends have said which mostly surmounts to just be yourself but what you said about being decisive makes much more sense to me

[@redthehorseman6483]

Can't imagine calling someone a pr*ck when you're the one trying to make the girl break-up in a current relationship with another guy.

[@redthehorseman6483]

@Thine Frick Because I don't curse.

[@mryeet5458]

What a gentleman, doing good by censoring :)

[@DangerOctoYT]

I thought this was no SIMP September

[@Rex13013]

Wait if you did no simp September, does it mean you are admitting you're a simp the rest of the year? Weird flex but ok lol.

[@slevinchannel7589]

12:18: Uhm, call me crazy, but i legit think this might not be a Nice Guy, but literally just someone really young. I mean, ok, Adults can also sound like Toddlers, trust me, i know - but still: Maybe this is an actual child that just heard of the thing called Abuse for the first time? Lets not judge that one too harshly.

[@willsith9762]

Honestly when he started talking about needing confidence, that pretty much killed me... Then he immediately brought me back one he started talking about owning your insecurities. Helped a lot, really.

[@agoraphobianothinghere3799]

Me, an asexual trans man: *How do I react to this*

[@foxnb358]

I would examine it like some alien rubics cube before setting it on the floor and saying "oh, um, no thank you"

[@aresduvamp204]

Youre looking for the confused screaming meme

[@finnlyons237]

Carefully

[@RaidenSTX]

Huh yes or no?

[@fakeemail6815]

with fear, in my personal experience

[@thehumbleebumblee]

00:11 Omg I know some like this and she's like this because her "anxiety" (note the quotations because it's still debatable). We played FFXIV together and on occasion out of the blue she would message me "are you mad at me?" or would in-game mail me basically the same thing. Well one day I was so done with it because I had up and left the free company she was in (along with around 20+ people I might add) and she mailed me "did you leave because you're mad at me?" I was so pissed at that point I let her have it. I told her exactly how I felt about her constant self blame in situations that literally made no sense to feel that way. I told her exactly why everyone left even though this was thoroughly covered. I left for virtually the same reasons and news flash, NONE of it was revolving around her one bit. Everytime she would ask me these questions I would be supporting or encouraging her, reassuring her that's far from how I feel and we would be mutual again but this time, when she begged (yes, begged) me not to tell her significant other (as she had literally everytime we talked about this) this time I told him anyway because it's obviously a deep seeded problem that I feel has broken any mutual respect from me to her.. so yeah long story short she does this on purpose and is manipulative as hell as her then partner told me a lot of stories.

[@sgamerr5588]

Jack: *spells "lingerie" wrong* me, a French person: *enervement visible*

[@sgamerr5588]

@Roy McA whoopsie doopsie imma fix that

[@slendveny7191]

No big words allowed. This is a comment section.

[@aaronodonoghue1791]

"Jack" is the English spelling. England is in Europe. So technically, "Jack" IS a European spelling. I assume you meant Jacques, which is French (but also European)

[@ogmonstercock]

Aaron O Donoghue Jack comes from John, which is Hebrew.

[@biggsdarklighter0473]

While Jacque comes from Jakob

[@aaronodonoghue1791]

@Heywood Jablome Doesn't change the fact that they're in Europe. If it's a "not in the EU" thing, Switzerland and Norway would like a word with you. Otherwise, what are English people then? African? Asian? Antarctican?

[@charlieg3674]

Yeah, sometimes actually nice guys do miss out, but since they're actually nice they don't harass and threaten people. What's your excuse? Seriously these guys are nuts

[@slevinchannel7589]

1:30: This whole talking like Nature existing means Humans are just Cavemen or less, was always f-ed up. I hated this always. No coincidence surely that i very often hear this as the Main-Argument why Polygamy is not just ok, which it is not, but literally the only thing. ...Ignoring the little fact that Monogamy also exists in Nature, but who cares about Logic and stuff, am i right? Heck, i hope Humanity can evolve past Nice Guys, Polygamy, and War, already... Its overdue. ...

[@slendveny7191]

@@slevinchannel7589 stop copy and pasting this everywhere. It's annoying to see the same thing everywhere. Just post it once.

[@Juststfupls]

I like how the moment the girl rejects them. They reveal their true colors

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

“men want to conquer” Julius Caesar and Alexander the Great: Amen

[@WolfyFancyLads]

Commander Kane: Indeed.

[@mjfan8704]

I would have told that guy, "Yes they conquered. You know what else happened to them? Julius Caesar was stabbed by his so called 'loyal friends' and Alexander the Great was poisoned. You sure you want to die like that?"

[@bleb2771]

Genghis Khan: Amateurs

[@brickbuilder-fh7yt]

Adolf hi- *no wait. He had a plan*

[@nadiar.4638]

So nice guys want to fight with other men and live away from their fanilies for years 🤔 I could get on board with the staying away for years part

[@roastingpotatoes6022]

Nice girls=young karens Nice guys=young thomas’?

[@matt-vw7gt]

young kevins*

[@matt-vw7gt]

but people named thomas are annoying asf too

[@iliodora25]

.... Wot

[@Pissicist2394]

What about "Howard"?

[@hattori3637]

Eugene

[@beantatobeepbeep9683]

I think it's funny when they say "It's what all girls want" by saying that they're stereotyping every single girl, including small children lol

[@mememelt-2ksubscriberswith452]

When your ready to go to bed: 0:03 Me: Shut Up we’re done.

[@Crimson_and_Clover73]

OMG SO TRUE THO

[@ottoluna8324]

The advice he gave around 8:30 was actually really spot-on. Thank you EmKay for making me learn more about women than some grungy IG pages lmao

[@ottoluna8324]

Cringy*

[@yveltals]

the first one isn’t facts as the dude said its just him slowly saying the man in the relationship should be the boss of his girlfriend, and that she should do whatever he wants her to when he wants her to also him epicly failing on trying to steal someone’s girlfriend

[@LittleSunstar]

Please punctuation-

[@aidanrogers6767]

@@LittleSunstar there are no words on this entire planet that could describe how much I despise Tim Tebow

[@IDNKMN]

4:05 if my guy friend ever would say that to me I would be like “I’ll be back in 10” then just block him and come back in 10 years and say “wasup? Grown up yet?”

[@invertedperson7044]

3:41 “Someone to vent to, heavy lifting, a shoulder to lean on etc” The man who wrote this just described a friend. besides I’m assuming he doesn’t go around asking his man friends for PP. But than again, he probably doesn’t have friends anyways lol.

[@elisar.5106]

1:49 and that’s on ✨fragile toxic masculinity✨

[@addicted2mako]

“Borrow som 🐱” It’s a body part, not a cup of sugar, m’Dude

[@slevinchannel7589]

1:30: This whole talking like Nature existing means Humans are just Cavemen or less, was always f-ed up. I hated this always. No coincidence surely that i very often hear this as the Main-Argument why Polygamy is not just ok, which it is not, but literally the only thing. ...Ignoring the little fact that Monogamy also exists in Nature, but who cares about Logic and stuff, am i right? ... "Polygamy exists in Nature, so its the BEST thing! Not only good but the BEST!" Makes me cringe every time...

[@einienj3281]

Yeah.. that was the most disgusting thing I've heard in couple of days.. 😳☹️

[@awesomestyles]

In today’s episode of EmKay, Jack gives dating advice.

[@slevinchannel7589]

1:30: This whole talking like Nature existing means Humans are just Cavemen or less, was always f-ed up. I hated this always. No coincidence surely that i very often hear this as the Main-Argument why Polygamy is not just ok, which it is not, but literally the only thing. "Polygamy exists in Nature, so its the BEST thing! Not only good but the BEST!" Makes me cringe every time. Heck, i hope Humanity can evolve past Nice Guys, Polygamy, and War, already... Its overdue.

[@mrtrollnator123]

​@@slevinchannel7589stop Copy and pasting this comment pls

[@ebonimom6964]

I need to start submitting the messages I get from Simps. I have had a guy that has been telling me that my husband will leave me for about 15 years now. He had a crush on me when my husband and I started dating back in 2006. He reminds me every week that my relationship wont last for too much longer. My husband and I have been together for 15 years, and yet my stalker sent me a message just 2 days ago telling me my relationship wont last for much longer..... I have SOOOOO many messages from sooooo many simps. I didnt know this was a thing! I have over a decade of material!!!!

[@justsomerandombananawithin3705]

Damn

[@ebonimom6964]

@Todd White The ironic part is that he sent me a message from a fake fb page right after I posted this! But seriously, my brother has sent him to the hospital twice. He still comes back.... like herpes.... I decided hes not worth my brothers freedom so we just ignore it now. Besides, he is not the only one. It's a few others that's just as bad.... ....must have been something in the water while I was in high school because I brought some of the most creepy and patient stalkers with me once I graduated.

[@Cinko420]

Eboni Mom That's pretty crazy. That person is BEYOND SIMPING. Most simps would give up when you reveal that you have a significant other (look at what happened to Pokimane and Neeko). Your stalker is crazy dedicated. If these people know how to find you irl, it might be time to move.

[@ebonimom6964]

@@Cinko420 funny thing is that I assumed this was normal and that all girls had a few crazy stalkers. I have 3 dedicated "stalkers" that's been around for 14-16 years. It wasnt until I saw this vid when I realized that maybe it isn't as normal and I believed it was. During my junior year in undergrad back in 2014, one of my stalkers (this is a different one from my original post) couldnt find me so he stalked my fb page and saw a pic of me being inducted into an honors society. He enrolled into that same college, got a job working on campus and found my university email through the campus directory. He apparently waited on me during textbook pickups and followed me around campus and figured out where my 11am class was. From there, he followed me home and figured out what apartments I lived in with my husband and infant. He began emailing me asking to come by and talk because he was in the area. Once I realized what happened, I reported it to the school and he was expelled. That happened back in 2014. We were able to keep our campus emails after graduation. I log in there from time to time and he still emails that address trying to contact me. In 2014, I found out that he had hacked into my Netflix account and was using it. Netflix was able to tell me what device it was being watched off of and around what area it was being watched in. I have moved 4 times since then and so far none of the stalkers have found my address or my new phone number but that is probably because I have seized all activity on my socials. I do not use FB, my last IG post was October 31, 2016. I do not have Twitter. I do not have snap chat. I do not have Tik Tok. They have nothing to find me on. I do not hang out with any friends or upload any pics because one of then would stalk my friends until they found me. I live completely off of the grid. I use VPNs for everything and use fake names on KZbin. I always thought of it as annoying but a normal part of life. Literally thought every woman had at least one annoying person. My pathetic ass has 3 of them.

[@Ikajo]

@@ebonimom6964 Have you called the police? 👮‍♂️

[@Un_prønøunceable]

Jack’s voice acting tho- frickin hilarious

[@bastianschuck5455]

4:00 Guys like this are the reason the "gay best friend"-clichée exist Well, not that i mind, my friends are great lmfao

[@bastianschuck5455]

@Don K IKR? Lmfao

[@slendveny7191]

@Don K to be fair, i wear hoodies all the time and could probably say a bunch of fashion crap if I needed to.

[@JeanPGuy3000]

I would agree that nice guys do tend to finish after "bad guys" (not always last) but relationships are more like baking than a race because they take time to build up if you want a proper one that will last and not some deflated souffle that taste like dirt of a relationship

[@SilverDungeoneer]

3:49 The guy describes how a friend is then acts like he ain't asking for much in return.

[@daft_mervy]

this video makes me appreciate my awesome bf even more, i'm so glad i didnt have to deal with someone like this to learn a lesson and instead got the perfect one for me as my first date

[@biggiecheese2879]

13:25 Bro is that a HTML I learned that crap in middle school Beautiful piece of coding my arse

[@Tenshii_Artii]

Emkay adding voice to the guy in the first story makes me legitimately believe he really was having a breakdown while texting behind the phone. Bro, his alpha ego got demolished Straight up 😂

[@lelyssa]

I'm trying to decide how a comma in between exclamation marks would sound like Like "Your'e not that hotTt _!!_ *!* !"

[@Sturm_and_Drang]

11:50 is it just me or did a desperate 11 year old write this

[@coldlycalculatingHalcomputer]

3:47 Nah man that's just you. Most of us can control ourselves. And a "lowest point"? We can ask them to vent to too.

[@bananatoffeepie]

1:58 epitome of toxic masculinity

[@woermswithstrings]

“My name is Jack, and I hope you’ll be back” A new outro-thing-thing, like if you would like him to say it!!

[@sirrivet9557]

0:54 this guy just can not handle that some women are dominant

[@rileymiley7947]

When that guy writes that I'm offended by so called "facts" , my response will be: "I'm also a fact, because I don't care about your feelings."

[@Wiccain]

9:20 I just have trust issues cause my people would go through my phone while I slept/ wasn’t with my phone

[@justsomerandombananawithin3705]

Yo tf get a password

[@Wiccain]

Just some Random Banana With internet access I did and they got pissed when I changed it when I found out they knew it aha-

[@justsomerandombananawithin3705]

@@Wiccain that's creepy as heck

[@Wiccain]

Just some Random Banana With internet access yeah but at least now I don’t have to worry about them.

[@justsomerandombananawithin3705]

@@Wiccain noice

[@Quickhand413]

13:03 This dude really getting off to basic geometry written in python lmao

[@AnonymousMemeConnoisseur]

13:15 “It’s progress but sadly not in the right direction” *It’s evolving but backwards*

[@enbyunus]

5 views 27 likes 12 comments Yep it's a normal day.

[@awatarasakawiraaji2040]

Nothin wrong here

[@mikel_mikel]

The Enby In A Hoodie your comment was 5 minuets ago. The video was posted 1 minute ago. *i give up*

[@JayNumbuh5]

@@mikel_mikel what a coincidence

[@Crimson_and_Clover73]

Ur profile picture fits that sentence so we'll my guy

[@mikel_mikel]

-Stere0- wonder when people will get its a joke ғᴀᴛ ʀᴀᴛ

[@iloveplasticbottles]

Nice guys don't finish last, they finish in socks.

[@reeree772]

I just finish in guys

[@voidboi2831]

Weasels don’t deserve the slander, they’re adorable and are fluffy little noodles, also I can feel safe if they’re within 10 meters of me

[@TheParanormalist0601]

Nice Guys are the type of guys who would fall in love with a lesbian and then get pissed off at them when they make it clear they don't swing that way.

[@thebluephoenix1219]

I clicked on this video and thought I accidentally clicked on a pewdiepie video

[@snazzydazzy]

Me: Wants a actual partner to talk with and enjoyment. Also me: The P-38 Lightning is one of the fastest aircraft during the second world war, breaking records of it's own and being a intercepter of bombers.

[@SenatorArmstrongOfficial]

Haha, same... *The TVR Cerbera Speed 12 was one of the fastest cars in the world during the late 90s, around 390kph top speed, only 2.9 seconds required to go from 0 to 100kph, with its atmospheric V12 DOHC (Dual Over Head Cam) producing 800hp, only weighting around 1000kgs, it was described as horribly fast.* *Basically designed for GT1 endurance and a rival for the McLaren F1, the car ended up as being neither as it was too powerful, and didn't meet the competition's regulations change, it only raced a few times before descending in the pit of forgotten supercars.* *Today, it is the rarest car to be available in the world, only one road version was ever produced.*

[@linwong1494]

Personally I enjoy people that nerd out over their interests. Currently in a relationship and my bf is a big dork about swords and even though I dont personally have a huge interest in them, because I like them, I dont mind listening to them dork out about it at all. It's kinda cute actually and nice to see them so passionate about something unique and cool. I say all this because I'm sure you'll find that partner who can share/talk to you about historical aircraft or whatever. As long as you both enjoy each others company, conversational topics dont matter as much. Best of luck out there everyone :) you'll find them one day.

[@snazzydazzy]

Hah I won't

[@livirus3826]

@@snazzydazzy same, dude. Same :p ...the Aston Martin Vulcan was apparently so aerodynamic that it could, in theory, drive upside down. Also, the McLaren F1, even to this day, remains the fastest production car in the world that doesn't have a turbo in its engine. The battle for fastest production car in the world is possibly more heated than ever. Bugatti's new Chiron Super Sport prototype, should it go into production before any of its rivals (in terms of speed), will be the first production car with a top speed above 300mph. Of course, that title could also be claimed by the Hennessey F5 or SSC Tuatara (SSC once beat the original Veyron's speed with the Ultimate Aero), or perhaps Koenigsegg, who currently holds the record with the Agera RS, keeps their record if their Jesko Absolut goes as fast as they claim it will.

[@rmino0838]

it got in my notifications, is this some bullying? Edit: Hotn't singles in your area

[@thyblackhawk]

SIIIIMMMMPPPP

[@ninja6245-real]

No. It’s the revenge of the bobs.

[@greatslash]

Okn’t

[@zeecaptain42]

Show me a partner that's not so envious and possessive over me that I can trust them enough not to invade my private life outside of them just because I leave my phone around

[@christophermatildo1387]

*im concerned how there's 19 comments but 6 views*

[@jerr4rd-4lways-d4-b3st]

How is that concerning? People are probably just spamming their comments over and over again.

[@YashKumar-tb9kf]

That's how KZbin works.

[@noodleboy7662]

That's how the mafi- KZbin works apparently

[@sacrificidate]

Views shows how many people are currently watching lmfaoaoaoaoa Edit; I understand I was wrong, you don’t need to keep on correcting me.

[@ResidentMilf]

@@sacrificidate No it's not. I don't know where you got that idea. You have to watch a certain percentage of the video before it counts as a view but comments count immediately, and that's why there's more comments than views on a brand-new video.

[@name-uh5ee]

6:57 If he does Well blackmail, and uh If you call the cops and file a report you could probably get him for revenge porn, which is a real crime he can go to jail for

[@Floridamangaming729]

I usually try my best not to be clingy. But when someone doesn’t text me back after like 30 minutes or maybe a couple hours I start to get worried. I don’t ever insult them or anything though.

[@nadiar.4638]

Wow if we had lived 300 years ago you would be mad worried all the time, waiting for letters to come back 😆 But seriously, just check if they have been online. Some people cant answer the entire day and some people just dont want to be stuck to their phone the entire day. And they probably have other people in their lives checking up on them if they are alive or not, so just chill. Cause when you are already stressed out over something that makes you not able to answer your phone, someone constantly texting you and adding to that stress is not helping

[@Shivver]

7:30 Jack: oh boy here i go killing again!

[@mediamementosofficial]

That Lovingtoomuchiowa post at 11:52 was a shock to see.

[@Its._.Yumedere]

When you are the shy quiet guy in school

[@slevinchannel7589]

1:30: This whole talking like Nature existing means Humans are just Cavemen or less, was always f-ed up. I hated this always. No coincidence surely that i very often hear this as the Main-Argument why Polygamy is not just ok, which it is not, but literally the only thing. ...Ignoring the little fact that Monogamy also exists in Nature, but who cares about Logic and stuff, am i right? "Polygamy exists in Nature, so its the BEST thing! Not only good but the BEST!" Makes me cringe every time. Heck, i hope Humanity can evolve past Nice Guys, Polygamy, and War, already... Its overdue.

[@marroka000]

Oml he voiced the convo at 5:53 perfectly I'm wheezing 😂😂

[@jakus.]

why is nobody talking about the perfect acting at 1:41

[@playtouys]

Recommendations are doing better than notifications

[@deviouscat1237]

Watching this as a lesbian with my straight friends, I feel so bad for them...

[@lekiscool]

My best friend doesn’t even know my phones password. I think demanding someones privacy is a breach of boundaries.

[@EmiltPaige58]

Actually the advice about decisiveness is really great. I was drawn to my fiance when we first started dating because he was so de cisive about how he felt about me.

[@typenick6200]

These subreddits always make me so... UNCOMFORTABLE

[@SpriteBleedin]

"Wow You're a bit of a veteran aren't ya?" directed at a sub since 500k Me: *has been subbed since the day slazo made the channel*

[@slendveny7191]

r/gatekeeping

[@colm1983]

The spider in the corner for me is actually a butterfly in hibernation.

[@xryātシ]

1:15 "Cassanova." My Friday Night Funkin'mind: *SELEVER.*

[@_hihi_0.0]

hi! how was 2021?

[@reeree772]

...funkin hell, this Friday night sucks...

[@mooseoncaffeine]

9:28 The way his voice slowly faded more and more to the right of my headphones makes the situation way funnier.

[@Liggliluff]

(0:25) "European way"? You know there's not one way to spell in European languages? You got; Džek, Джек, Jac, Јак, Jakk, Jacques, Sjaak, Zhak, Žaks, ... to name a few.

[@dayzlove4994]

Probably the 8th one because it's the most common different one.

[@Liggliluff]

@@dayzlove4994 Most common according to what?

[@olivebrosnan4437]

“Nice guys”: women are so complicated! Women: leave me alone please “Nice guys”: she’s clearly playing hard to get 😏

[@leadshephard379]

It makes me feel good to know that even a sick sadistic bastard like me is even somewhat higher than these sad sacks of wasted humanity and boyhood.

[@WolfyFancyLads]

I know, right? I mean, I'm all kinds of fucked up to the point where committing genocide is a literal power trip fantasy of mine, and yet I'm still not as bad as these douchebags... I may love violence, but I still have manners and common sense, unlike these lot.

[@milx7210]

0:49 i must use “yis yis” more that is the most adorable way of saying yes ever

[@landonbaker1218]

Plot twist: Dude at 10:20 is still in third grade

[@dualwieldinghotdogscauseim9715]

Please maam just a crumb of choochie 😭

[@averageinternettroll]

That second point, I absolutely agree with The first even more so

[@RedditBrew]

This is such a good idea for a reddit channel. Good job 👍🏻

[@Pomeranian_hi]

I'm on a quest to roast everyone in the comment I do not mean harm I'm really bad at roasting so you guys can give your best ones

[@ellabartal4652]

I'm unroastable... Try me.

[@nicholasjohnston1970]

Roast me

[@georgia8830]

Bish try me

[@comicallybadpun]

*try me*

[@Pomeranian_hi]

@@wolfgirldrawz are you the sun? Because every time I see you I have to run away

[@maomaomi5434]

3:43 TIL ppl who ask to "borrow some kitty" instead of money or to get therapy when they're "at their lowest" exist.