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@maddiethenonsimp41313 жыл бұрын
“Cause they are treating you like a friend, not a VIBRATOR” - Jack 2020
@Tw0Dots3 жыл бұрын
SIMPPPPP S I M P
@maddiethenonsimp41313 жыл бұрын
•• omg, how’d you know?
@admiralpond71943 жыл бұрын
I read it as I hear the exact quote
@beepbeep65003 жыл бұрын
•••
@kingssideparadise68133 жыл бұрын
So "treat her like a friend , not a fleshlight "? .... *I will see myself out*
@adamemac3 жыл бұрын
"You don't need 'kinky times' you need a therapist." This would make a great bumper sticker!
@zanimofare3 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@kiyancarre63453 жыл бұрын
On it.
@shadowlord01623 жыл бұрын
he just said that when i scrolled down xD liked it!
@slugsees13203 жыл бұрын
420th like 👍
@pixelintellect92153 жыл бұрын
Ah yes the true meaning of having a fucking brain
@johanneswittmann4553 жыл бұрын
What gives people a feeling of power: -money -knowledge -recognizing the EmKay narrators by their voice
@meowmeow35323 жыл бұрын
Oh my god, so relatable. I feel amazing when I can recognize EmKay narrators! Lexi is easy to guess.
@errorusernamenotfound10183 жыл бұрын
ah robin is my fave
@amyartlover3 жыл бұрын
I know all of them
@userKleos3 жыл бұрын
Its truuuuuue
@renaiky26523 жыл бұрын
- nice guys actually getting a girlfriend
@lumityishellacute12403 жыл бұрын
"you don't need a girlfriend, you just need a therapist"
@rudylopez29793 жыл бұрын
lol
@ninja6245-real3 жыл бұрын
You realise how long it takes to become a licensed therapist? A very long time in university so give them some respect, they have to study psychology before they can become a legal therapist.
@clayzor82313 жыл бұрын
I said that to one of my exes back in like 7th grade lmfaooo
@lumityishellacute12403 жыл бұрын
@@ninja6245-real i- they're lyrics from a song. chill out dude.
@doofusdog26633 жыл бұрын
@@ninja6245-real dude chill out it’s a joke
@charax-13 жыл бұрын
"This is not about my history about talking to women" Jacks talking to women history: it's empty
@sentient53 жыл бұрын
Same, except for women _and_ men.
@magnet_taco3 жыл бұрын
Therefore, Jacque is not a simp.
@BananaWasTaken3 жыл бұрын
Froggo no, not the cool European way of spelling it
@magnet_taco3 жыл бұрын
@Banana let me be a european alright
@monkeyboi18373 жыл бұрын
Chara X hello
@user-dw1es8nk2l3 жыл бұрын
3:37 "someone to vent to" Well that's a little sus ...guys I think I saw red vent
@soccerflea45633 жыл бұрын
*(Y) Same*
@yellowmello12233 жыл бұрын
Red was not the Imposter. 1 Imposter remains
@georgia88303 жыл бұрын
I skip vote lol
@georgia88303 жыл бұрын
Blue acting sus too
@Z.o.h.e3 жыл бұрын
White: I was down in med bay heading into near navigation. That is where i had thought i had seen lime vent but I just realized they moved fast. That's when red came up to clear O2 and I am 99.9% positive he vented. I'm going with red.
@JustMe-rm2pw3 жыл бұрын
Imagine thinking a woman that wants equality is immature...
@ninja6245-real3 жыл бұрын
It’s their definition of it that’s wrong. They want equal rights for less effort and risks. Equal rights? Deal with the bull us blokes tolerate every day then you’ll realise how easy it is for you. YOU control what society says. NOT US BLOKES! Society hates us for things that happen in Hollywood. (Movies should not be used for any life advice what so ever.)
@nadiar.46383 жыл бұрын
@@ninja6245-real euhmmm when was the last time you saw a populair "dudes" movie, where there was actually a normal girl as a character and not just the stereotypical smart ugly brainy girl or the hot big boobs cheerleader dumb blonde? Cause not many movies in hollywood targeted towards guys have any good female characters and so when guys see any women who are not one of those stereotypes we are "not like most girls". And who makes and writed those movies.... ow thats right DUDES. And did you just really say women need to "see the bull guys deal with every day"? Would you like to give some examples, cause I'm pretty sure most guys create their own problems or make their problems seem 10 times worse than they actually are
@thefbiagentbehindurscreen53903 жыл бұрын
@@ninja6245-real bro, the patriarchal society affects men the same as it affect women. It was made by men. Also I don't see you "blokes" dealing with constant sexism, getting harrassed on the internet (and in real life) by old men as a teen, being told that all you're good for is getting married and birthing someone elses children etc. Yes, men do have their problems but let not say that women was equal rights for "less effort and risks". The shit us women have had to deal with since the start of time suffices.
@operleutnant72353 жыл бұрын
@@thefbiagentbehindurscreen5390 I am going to try to explain this. By definition a patriarchal society is “a system of society or government in which the father or eldest male is head of the family and descent is traced through the male line.” Which (at least in the US) is a crock of nonsense as people like Pelosi hold such high power. And please explain “constant sexism” to me. What actions are you specifically talking about. As for being creeped on by old men as a teen, I have no data to prove for or against it. And I have heard nobody imply that a woman is only for marriage purposes. Unless you are living in say, Saudi Arabia, I never have heard that. I however have heard both genders being asked when they are going to have kids. I am going to list a few privileges you have that men don’t: 1) Workplace fatalities are significantly higher with men than women. You may argue that it is about a choice of job, and that is true, however I could flip the same argument as to why women tend to be paid less. 2) Divorce almost always goes in favor of women, to the point where a man has to prove certifiable evidence that the woman is not fit to raise the children. 3) Women are subject to lesser punishments than men when doing equivalent crimes. And edit: Claiming that what women had to deal since the start of time suffices as for why you deserve (imo) privileges is like saying that because the Irish had to deal with oppression in the UK and racism in the US means I should get privileges
@operleutnant72353 жыл бұрын
Well I am assuming he is from a developed western nation where women have slightly more (at least) rights than in some areas
@soccerflea45633 жыл бұрын
Jack: Reads "Trollies" Also Jack: *High pitched demonic screeching*
@AFKei3 жыл бұрын
I call that the Windex Wheezing.
@WalterTheClown3 жыл бұрын
I like your profile pic lol
@soccerflea45633 жыл бұрын
Tortinos Hot pizza rolls who are you talking to?
@WalterTheClown3 жыл бұрын
Soccerflea4 u
@soccerflea45633 жыл бұрын
Tortinos Hot pizza rolls oh thanks
@mynameissten87953 жыл бұрын
"They're treating you like a friend not a vibrator" -Jack
@hopetheghost30523 жыл бұрын
Some one walking past... “wtf”
@katierobertson16823 жыл бұрын
Im waiting for a "nice guy" to call me fat after i reject him just so i can say "more of me you won't get to touch".
@wamdzuo11232 жыл бұрын
Lol
@macgyver425632 жыл бұрын
Wow, that is an amazing burn. I would love to watch anyone say that to a niceguy/nicegirl just to see what their reaction is.
@samuelwoodouse4482 Жыл бұрын
Oh that's good
@fullmoonshadow6967 Жыл бұрын
Omg lmao
@thebirdman99663 жыл бұрын
*If nice guys think they are "nice boyfriends" then do bad guys think they are "bad boyfriends"?*
@ShadTheSham3 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure they think they're good too
@rudylopez29793 жыл бұрын
Idk
@thebirdman99663 жыл бұрын
@danger man ...I- wha- it don't make sense-
@lisamartin98313 жыл бұрын
No one thinks they are a bad guy...
@thebirdman99663 жыл бұрын
@@lisamartin9831 you never know what vibe they trynna give-
@mr.mcflurryco.10343 жыл бұрын
Here’s my time to shine. Jack, the snack that smiles back Knows how to talk smack Always carries around a snack pack And he’s a HUGE fan of outback
@trey47303 жыл бұрын
:D
@ethanrey983 жыл бұрын
Nice
@nifeshoyinka43363 жыл бұрын
Genius.
@GustavRex3 жыл бұрын
So this comment section has just turnt into rhyming people's names like in 1st grade?
@nifeshoyinka43363 жыл бұрын
@@GustavRex At least appreciate the fact that this person spent a considerable amount of time coming up with this
@kenmecklenborg72003 жыл бұрын
POV: you didn’t watch the full video and are looking at the comments because these texts are too embarrassing
@memelordlol3823 жыл бұрын
Why me?
@enbyunus3 жыл бұрын
I didnt come to these comments to be called out-
@Christian_B_23 жыл бұрын
WELL WHEN YOU SAY IT LIKE THAT
@therat35493 жыл бұрын
yes
@Cinko4203 жыл бұрын
ken mecklenborg Me, on IOS: *maniacal laughter*
@ResidentMilf3 жыл бұрын
How much you wanna bet that the guy in the thumbnail thinks "fat" means "not underweight"?
@anti-usernamesaltaccount36233 жыл бұрын
$10 bc that’s all I have ;-;
@eshalmanaf27823 жыл бұрын
I would bet my liver, appendix, left lung and an eye.
@Juststfupls3 жыл бұрын
I like how the moment the girl rejects them. They reveal their true colors
@_omaradnan3 жыл бұрын
jack in case no one told you, you have golden retriever energy
@slevinchannel75893 жыл бұрын
Ok, but grammar?
@_omaradnan3 жыл бұрын
@@slevinchannel7589 what's the problem?
@ricksoldierofgod8039 Жыл бұрын
@@slevinchannel7589 no.1 It’s KZbin, barely anyone cares about your “grammar” No.2 Why do you even care
@ethamatronic83813 жыл бұрын
All Emkay narrators are wholesome. Change my mind
@Cinko4203 жыл бұрын
Ethamatronic You can't because it's true. From Slazo to Damien, they're all wholesome and somewhat inspirational.
@joepapaleftformilk65513 жыл бұрын
No
@izzyperry17983 жыл бұрын
Uhhh- I OBJECT ..... I was thinking the whole time I put spaces and I can’t think of anything :c
@vladzorescu94263 жыл бұрын
Hmmm ahhhh NO
@_M-K_3 жыл бұрын
Roy McA Not my favorite but still good
@friendlygamers17433 жыл бұрын
Now I have proof that Lexi is Robin with a voice changer.
@emerald773sstudio23 жыл бұрын
What proof?
@Konizo_3 жыл бұрын
Tell me
@yellowmello12233 жыл бұрын
Where is the proof
@tyeplaysstuff3 жыл бұрын
He knows
@tinytails_3 жыл бұрын
How jack was in this one
@lizziethewitch77703 жыл бұрын
I had this guy harass me and I'm sapphic right so I was like "bro I like girls" and he was convinced he could change that. Like nu-uh no thank you.
@boipoi_783 жыл бұрын
Damn I hate those idiots, bunch in my school, thankfully quarantine has me away from them.
@lizziethewitch77703 жыл бұрын
@@boipoi_78 yeah, hope you could get a break from seeing those douches for a few months
@Manie2303 жыл бұрын
liz dat emo child did I read your comment right? You are gay and you pretended to be straight to avoid that gay dude and he was convinced that he could make you gay? I thought that this is something straight dudes say to lesbian women.
@lizziethewitch77703 жыл бұрын
@@Manie230 no I'm a girl, I said I was wlw
@lizziethewitch77703 жыл бұрын
@@Manie230 I changed my comment to say a more accurate label, I sometimes (like many LGBTQ+ girls) use gay as an umbrella term if I dont want to define myself too much
@justarandomjesterpassingby34493 жыл бұрын
I love how he starts to have a breakdown when mimicking the laughs.
@slevinchannel75893 жыл бұрын
1:30: This whole talking like Nature existing means Humans are just Cavemen or less, was always f-ed up. I hated this always. No coincidence surely that i very often hear this as the Main-Argument why Polygamy is not just ok, which it is not, but literally the only thing. ...Ignoring the little fact that Monogamy also exists in Nature, but who cares about Logic and stuff, am i right? "Polygamy exists in Nature, so its the BEST thing! Not only good but the BEST!" Makes me cringe every time. Heck, i hope Humanity can evolve past Nice Guys, Polygamy, and War, already... Its overdue.
@justarandomjesterpassingby34493 жыл бұрын
*ok.*
@acethefiredragon85253 жыл бұрын
“I love my girlfriend as a person and as an object.” Damn best quote I’ve heard 🤣.
@o_chite3 жыл бұрын
Remember boys, just because she wants a boyfriend, doesn't mean she wants to date *Y O U*
@DarthKater311 Жыл бұрын
Right. If i wanted to be with you , I’d be with you.
@timothyhutagalung2219 Жыл бұрын
@@DarthKater311 💀
@mrtrollnator12311 ай бұрын
@@DarthKater311💀
@CallMeGreggles3 жыл бұрын
6:39 that’s called emotional abuse when your threatening to commit suicide to gain contact with someone
@macgyver425632 жыл бұрын
So.... basically 50 Shades of Grey?
@redthehorseman64833 жыл бұрын
Can't imagine calling someone a pr*ck when you're the one trying to make the girl break-up in a current relationship with another guy.
@redthehorseman64833 жыл бұрын
@Thine Frick Because I don't curse.
@mryeet5458 Жыл бұрын
What a gentleman, doing good by censoring :)
@realswobby3 жыл бұрын
"Do not beat them up when they not want". And avoid the ones who actually want. 😂😂😂
@jackskellington41983 жыл бұрын
I had a mind fuck reading that lol xD like wtf
@chriswraver11922 жыл бұрын
😂
@agoraphobianothinghere37993 жыл бұрын
Me, an asexual trans man: *How do I react to this*
@foxnb3583 жыл бұрын
I would examine it like some alien rubics cube before setting it on the floor and saying "oh, um, no thank you"
@aresduvamp2043 жыл бұрын
Youre looking for the confused screaming meme
@finnlyons2373 жыл бұрын
Carefully
@RaidenSTX3 жыл бұрын
Huh yes or no?
@fakeemail68153 жыл бұрын
with fear, in my personal experience
@DangerOctoYT3 жыл бұрын
I thought this was no SIMP September
@Rex130133 жыл бұрын
Wait if you did no simp September, does it mean you are admitting you're a simp the rest of the year? Weird flex but ok lol.
@slevinchannel75893 жыл бұрын
12:18: Uhm, call me crazy, but i legit think this might not be a Nice Guy, but literally just someone really young. I mean, ok, Adults can also sound like Toddlers, trust me, i know - but still: Maybe this is an actual child that just heard of the thing called Abuse for the first time? Lets not judge that one too harshly.
@mothwizard30953 жыл бұрын
“Show decisiveness in your indecisiveness, show confidence in your anxiety” was actually a super helpful quote for me, thanks :)
@beeperscreepers42633 жыл бұрын
3:47 "Girls want guys to be their friends, but then they don't want to be our personal jizz-buckets." Fixed it
@slevinchannel75893 жыл бұрын
12:18: Uhm, call me crazy, but i legit think this might not be a Nice Guy, but literally just someone really young. I mean, ok, Adults can also sound like Toddlers, trust me, i know - but still: Maybe this is an actual child that just heard of the thing called Abuse for the first time? Lets not judge that one too harshly.
@beeperscreepers42633 жыл бұрын
@Calling all barbz who are you responding to?
@siliswest498 Жыл бұрын
Bravo
@daashazireael66133 жыл бұрын
This proves that these dudes are just unlikable. My husband when we met literally didn't try to sleep with me for months of hanging out and dates. He didn't treat me like shit or ignore me. He was respectful and made sure he never made me uncomfortable. And look now 10 years later we're married!
@aaronodonoghue17913 жыл бұрын
"Jack" is the English spelling. England is in Europe. So technically, "Jack" IS a European spelling. I assume you meant Jacques, which is French (but also European)
@ogmonstercock3 жыл бұрын
Aaron O Donoghue Jack comes from John, which is Hebrew.
@biggsdarklighter04733 жыл бұрын
While Jacque comes from Jakob
@aaronodonoghue17913 жыл бұрын
@Heywood Jablome Doesn't change the fact that they're in Europe. If it's a "not in the EU" thing, Switzerland and Norway would like a word with you. Otherwise, what are English people then? African? Asian? Antarctican?
@sgamerr55883 жыл бұрын
Jack: *spells "lingerie" wrong* me, a French person: *enervement visible*
@sgamerr55883 жыл бұрын
@Roy McA whoopsie doopsie imma fix that
@slendveny71913 жыл бұрын
No big words allowed. This is a comment section.
@roastingpotatoes60223 жыл бұрын
Nice girls=young karens Nice guys=young thomas’?
@matt-vw7gt3 жыл бұрын
young kevins*
@matt-vw7gt3 жыл бұрын
but people named thomas are annoying asf too
@iliodora253 жыл бұрын
.... Wot
@Pissicist23943 жыл бұрын
What about "Howard"?
@hattori36373 жыл бұрын
Eugene
@AverytheCubanAmerican3 жыл бұрын
“men want to conquer” Julius Caesar and Alexander the Great: Amen
@WolfyFancyLads3 жыл бұрын
Commander Kane: Indeed.
@mjfan87043 жыл бұрын
I would have told that guy, "Yes they conquered. You know what else happened to them? Julius Caesar was stabbed by his so called 'loyal friends' and Alexander the Great was poisoned. You sure you want to die like that?"
@bleb27713 жыл бұрын
Genghis Khan: Amateurs
@brickbuilder-fh7yt3 жыл бұрын
Adolf hi- *no wait. He had a plan*
@nadiar.46383 жыл бұрын
So nice guys want to fight with other men and live away from their fanilies for years 🤔 I could get on board with the staying away for years part
@mememelt-2ksubscriberswith4523 жыл бұрын
When your ready to go to bed: 0:03 Me: Shut Up we’re done.
@Crimson_and_Clover733 жыл бұрын
OMG SO TRUE THO
@charlieg36743 жыл бұрын
Yeah, sometimes actually nice guys do miss out, but since they're actually nice they don't harass and threaten people. What's your excuse? Seriously these guys are nuts
@slevinchannel75893 жыл бұрын
1:30: This whole talking like Nature existing means Humans are just Cavemen or less, was always f-ed up. I hated this always. No coincidence surely that i very often hear this as the Main-Argument why Polygamy is not just ok, which it is not, but literally the only thing. ...Ignoring the little fact that Monogamy also exists in Nature, but who cares about Logic and stuff, am i right? Heck, i hope Humanity can evolve past Nice Guys, Polygamy, and War, already... Its overdue. ...
@slendveny71913 жыл бұрын
@@slevinchannel7589 stop copy and pasting this everywhere. It's annoying to see the same thing everywhere. Just post it once.
@tdelioncourt12683 жыл бұрын
"Nice guys don't finish last, indecisive guys do." Louder for the people in the back! He summed it so well!
@elisar.51063 жыл бұрын
1:49 and that’s on ✨fragile toxic masculinity✨
@addicted2mako3 жыл бұрын
“Borrow som 🐱” It’s a body part, not a cup of sugar, m’Dude
@slevinchannel75893 жыл бұрын
1:30: This whole talking like Nature existing means Humans are just Cavemen or less, was always f-ed up. I hated this always. No coincidence surely that i very often hear this as the Main-Argument why Polygamy is not just ok, which it is not, but literally the only thing. ...Ignoring the little fact that Monogamy also exists in Nature, but who cares about Logic and stuff, am i right? ... "Polygamy exists in Nature, so its the BEST thing! Not only good but the BEST!" Makes me cringe every time...
@einienj32813 жыл бұрын
Yeah.. that was the most disgusting thing I've heard in couple of days.. 😳☹️
@Greenstiker89753 жыл бұрын
9:00 thank you Jack that was more helpful than everything my friends have said which mostly surmounts to just be yourself but what you said about being decisive makes much more sense to me
@IDNKMN3 жыл бұрын
4:05 if my guy friend ever would say that to me I would be like “I’ll be back in 10” then just block him and come back in 10 years and say “wasup? Grown up yet?”
@TheRandomTubeTV3 жыл бұрын
00:11 Omg I know some like this and she's like this because her "anxiety" (note the quotations because it's still debatable). We played FFXIV together and on occasion out of the blue she would message me "are you mad at me?" or would in-game mail me basically the same thing. Well one day I was so done with it because I had up and left the free company she was in (along with around 20+ people I might add) and she mailed me "did you leave because you're mad at me?" I was so pissed at that point I let her have it. I told her exactly how I felt about her constant self blame in situations that literally made no sense to feel that way. I told her exactly why everyone left even though this was thoroughly covered. I left for virtually the same reasons and news flash, NONE of it was revolving around her one bit. Everytime she would ask me these questions I would be supporting or encouraging her, reassuring her that's far from how I feel and we would be mutual again but this time, when she begged (yes, begged) me not to tell her significant other (as she had literally everytime we talked about this) this time I told him anyway because it's obviously a deep seeded problem that I feel has broken any mutual respect from me to her.. so yeah long story short she does this on purpose and is manipulative as hell as her then partner told me a lot of stories.
@bastianschuck54553 жыл бұрын
4:00 Guys like this are the reason the "gay best friend"-clichée exist Well, not that i mind, my friends are great lmfao
@bastianschuck54553 жыл бұрын
@Don K IKR? Lmfao
@slendveny71913 жыл бұрын
@Don K to be fair, i wear hoodies all the time and could probably say a bunch of fashion crap if I needed to.
@name-uh5ee3 жыл бұрын
6:57 If he does Well blackmail, and uh If you call the cops and file a report you could probably get him for revenge porn, which is a real crime he can go to jail for
@tgxjmvvfgjjg1433 Жыл бұрын
Revenge porn is a huge crime in alot of states. I'd call the cops right away
@willsith97623 жыл бұрын
Honestly when he started talking about needing confidence, that pretty much killed me... Then he immediately brought me back one he started talking about owning your insecurities. Helped a lot, really.
@yveltals3 жыл бұрын
the first one isn’t facts as the dude said its just him slowly saying the man in the relationship should be the boss of his girlfriend, and that she should do whatever he wants her to when he wants her to also him epicly failing on trying to steal someone’s girlfriend
@LittleSunstar3 жыл бұрын
Please punctuation-
@aidanrogers67673 жыл бұрын
@@LittleSunstar there are no words on this entire planet that could describe how much I despise Tim Tebow
@beantatobeepbeep96833 жыл бұрын
I think it's funny when they say "It's what all girls want" by saying that they're stereotyping every single girl, including small children lol
@Banoffee_Animations-Portfolios3 жыл бұрын
1:58 epitome of toxic masculinity
@Sturm_and_Drang3 жыл бұрын
11:50 is it just me or did a desperate 11 year old write this
@ebonimom69643 жыл бұрын
I need to start submitting the messages I get from Simps. I have had a guy that has been telling me that my husband will leave me for about 15 years now. He had a crush on me when my husband and I started dating back in 2006. He reminds me every week that my relationship wont last for too much longer. My husband and I have been together for 15 years, and yet my stalker sent me a message just 2 days ago telling me my relationship wont last for much longer..... I have SOOOOO many messages from sooooo many simps. I didnt know this was a thing! I have over a decade of material!!!!
@justsomerandombananawithin37053 жыл бұрын
Damn
@ebonimom69643 жыл бұрын
@Todd White The ironic part is that he sent me a message from a fake fb page right after I posted this! But seriously, my brother has sent him to the hospital twice. He still comes back.... like herpes.... I decided hes not worth my brothers freedom so we just ignore it now. Besides, he is not the only one. It's a few others that's just as bad.... ....must have been something in the water while I was in high school because I brought some of the most creepy and patient stalkers with me once I graduated.
@Cinko4203 жыл бұрын
Eboni Mom That's pretty crazy. That person is BEYOND SIMPING. Most simps would give up when you reveal that you have a significant other (look at what happened to Pokimane and Neeko). Your stalker is crazy dedicated. If these people know how to find you irl, it might be time to move.
@ebonimom69643 жыл бұрын
@@Cinko420 funny thing is that I assumed this was normal and that all girls had a few crazy stalkers. I have 3 dedicated "stalkers" that's been around for 14-16 years. It wasnt until I saw this vid when I realized that maybe it isn't as normal and I believed it was. During my junior year in undergrad back in 2014, one of my stalkers (this is a different one from my original post) couldnt find me so he stalked my fb page and saw a pic of me being inducted into an honors society. He enrolled into that same college, got a job working on campus and found my university email through the campus directory. He apparently waited on me during textbook pickups and followed me around campus and figured out where my 11am class was. From there, he followed me home and figured out what apartments I lived in with my husband and infant. He began emailing me asking to come by and talk because he was in the area. Once I realized what happened, I reported it to the school and he was expelled. That happened back in 2014. We were able to keep our campus emails after graduation. I log in there from time to time and he still emails that address trying to contact me. In 2014, I found out that he had hacked into my Netflix account and was using it. Netflix was able to tell me what device it was being watched off of and around what area it was being watched in. I have moved 4 times since then and so far none of the stalkers have found my address or my new phone number but that is probably because I have seized all activity on my socials. I do not use FB, my last IG post was October 31, 2016. I do not have Twitter. I do not have snap chat. I do not have Tik Tok. They have nothing to find me on. I do not hang out with any friends or upload any pics because one of then would stalk my friends until they found me. I live completely off of the grid. I use VPNs for everything and use fake names on KZbin. I always thought of it as annoying but a normal part of life. Literally thought every woman had at least one annoying person. My pathetic ass has 3 of them.
@Ikajo3 жыл бұрын
@@ebonimom6964 Have you called the police? 👮♂️
@Wiccain3 жыл бұрын
9:20 I just have trust issues cause my people would go through my phone while I slept/ wasn’t with my phone
@justsomerandombananawithin37053 жыл бұрын
Yo tf get a password
@Wiccain3 жыл бұрын
Just some Random Banana With internet access I did and they got pissed when I changed it when I found out they knew it aha-
@justsomerandombananawithin37053 жыл бұрын
@@Wiccain that's creepy as heck
@Wiccain3 жыл бұрын
Just some Random Banana With internet access yeah but at least now I don’t have to worry about them.
@justsomerandombananawithin37053 жыл бұрын
@@Wiccain noice
@ottoluna83243 жыл бұрын
The advice he gave around 8:30 was actually really spot-on. Thank you EmKay for making me learn more about women than some grungy IG pages lmao
@ottoluna83243 жыл бұрын
Cringy*
@biggiecheese28793 жыл бұрын
13:25 Bro is that a HTML I learned that crap in middle school Beautiful piece of coding my arse
@invertedperson70443 жыл бұрын
3:41 “Someone to vent to, heavy lifting, a shoulder to lean on etc” The man who wrote this just described a friend. besides I’m assuming he doesn’t go around asking his man friends for PP. But than again, he probably doesn’t have friends anyways lol.
@awesomestyles3 жыл бұрын
In today’s episode of EmKay, Jack gives dating advice.
@slevinchannel75893 жыл бұрын
1:30: This whole talking like Nature existing means Humans are just Cavemen or less, was always f-ed up. I hated this always. No coincidence surely that i very often hear this as the Main-Argument why Polygamy is not just ok, which it is not, but literally the only thing. "Polygamy exists in Nature, so its the BEST thing! Not only good but the BEST!" Makes me cringe every time. Heck, i hope Humanity can evolve past Nice Guys, Polygamy, and War, already... Its overdue.
@mrtrollnator12311 ай бұрын
@@slevinchannel7589stop Copy and pasting this comment pls
@sirrivet95573 жыл бұрын
0:54 this guy just can not handle that some women are dominant
@christophermatildo13873 жыл бұрын
*im concerned how there's 19 comments but 6 views*
@jerrardaris-sutton78033 жыл бұрын
How is that concerning? People are probably just spamming their comments over and over again.
@YashKumar-tb9kf3 жыл бұрын
That's how KZbin works.
@noodleboy76623 жыл бұрын
That's how the mafi- KZbin works apparently
@fumurific3 жыл бұрын
Views shows how many people are currently watching lmfaoaoaoaoa Edit; I understand I was wrong, you don’t need to keep on correcting me.
@ResidentMilf3 жыл бұрын
@@fumurific No it's not. I don't know where you got that idea. You have to watch a certain percentage of the video before it counts as a view but comments count immediately, and that's why there's more comments than views on a brand-new video.
@zeecaptain423 жыл бұрын
Show me a partner that's not so envious and possessive over me that I can trust them enough not to invade my private life outside of them just because I leave my phone around
@Quickhand4133 жыл бұрын
13:03 This dude really getting off to basic geometry written in python lmao
@JeanPGuy30003 жыл бұрын
I would agree that nice guys do tend to finish after "bad guys" (not always last) but relationships are more like baking than a race because they take time to build up if you want a proper one that will last and not some deflated souffle that taste like dirt of a relationship
@cc10higa3 жыл бұрын
6:37 to the woman.....I am so sorry you had to deal with this guy who was trying to manipulate you by threatening suicide. That is not right.
@Its._.Yumedere3 жыл бұрын
When you are the shy quiet guy in school
@slevinchannel75893 жыл бұрын
1:30: This whole talking like Nature existing means Humans are just Cavemen or less, was always f-ed up. I hated this always. No coincidence surely that i very often hear this as the Main-Argument why Polygamy is not just ok, which it is not, but literally the only thing. ...Ignoring the little fact that Monogamy also exists in Nature, but who cares about Logic and stuff, am i right? "Polygamy exists in Nature, so its the BEST thing! Not only good but the BEST!" Makes me cringe every time. Heck, i hope Humanity can evolve past Nice Guys, Polygamy, and War, already... Its overdue.
@Un_prønøunceable3 жыл бұрын
Jack’s voice acting tho- frickin hilarious
@whywr2 жыл бұрын
This is why I like women
@lelyssa3 жыл бұрын
I'm trying to decide how a comma in between exclamation marks would sound like Like "Your'e not that hotTt _!!_ *!* !"
@Pryogen3 жыл бұрын
thank you for helping resolve some of the stress of testing this week!
@jakus. Жыл бұрын
why is nobody talking about the perfect acting at 1:41
@Tenshii_Artii3 жыл бұрын
Emkay adding voice to the guy in the first story makes me legitimately believe he really was having a breakdown while texting behind the phone. Bro, his alpha ego got demolished Straight up 😂
@Floridamangaming7293 жыл бұрын
I usually try my best not to be clingy. But when someone doesn’t text me back after like 30 minutes or maybe a couple hours I start to get worried. I don’t ever insult them or anything though.
@nadiar.46383 жыл бұрын
Wow if we had lived 300 years ago you would be mad worried all the time, waiting for letters to come back 😆 But seriously, just check if they have been online. Some people cant answer the entire day and some people just dont want to be stuck to their phone the entire day. And they probably have other people in their lives checking up on them if they are alive or not, so just chill. Cause when you are already stressed out over something that makes you not able to answer your phone, someone constantly texting you and adding to that stress is not helping
@SilverDungeoneer3 жыл бұрын
3:49 The guy describes how a friend is then acts like he ain't asking for much in return.
@Shivver3 жыл бұрын
7:30 Jack: oh boy here i go killing again!
@enbyunus3 жыл бұрын
5 views 27 likes 12 comments Yep it's a normal day.
@awatarasakawiraaji20403 жыл бұрын
Nothin wrong here
@mikel_mikel3 жыл бұрын
The Enby In A Hoodie your comment was 5 minuets ago. The video was posted 1 minute ago. *i give up*
@JayNumbuh53 жыл бұрын
@@mikel_mikel what a coincidence
@Crimson_and_Clover733 жыл бұрын
Ur profile picture fits that sentence so we'll my guy
@mikel_mikel3 жыл бұрын
-Stere0- wonder when people will get its a joke ғᴀᴛ ʀᴀᴛ
@marroka0003 жыл бұрын
Oml he voiced the convo at 5:53 perfectly I'm wheezing 😂😂
@RedditBrew3 жыл бұрын
This is such a good idea for a reddit channel. Good job 👍🏻
@daft_mervy3 жыл бұрын
this video makes me appreciate my awesome bf even more, i'm so glad i didnt have to deal with someone like this to learn a lesson and instead got the perfect one for me as my first date
@orca72523 жыл бұрын
7:17 is basically something my own ex did to me, saved all pics and etc and threatened to send them to my own family and friends if I didnt meet his sexual demands. Now that I truly think about it he was a nice guy who had a pretty good manipulative disguise, be safe out there and be careful when talking to people on the internet let alone dont do pic / vids because stuff like this happens and it can really hurt yourself mentally. It took me 1 yr to get over what happened to me, better to be very safe than a few second of curiosity
@rileymiley79473 жыл бұрын
When that guy writes that I'm offended by so called "facts" , my response will be: "I'm also a fact, because I don't care about your feelings."
@voidboi2831 Жыл бұрын
Weasels don’t deserve the slander, they’re adorable and are fluffy little noodles, also I can feel safe if they’re within 10 meters of me
@rmino08383 жыл бұрын
it got in my notifications, is this some bullying? Edit: Hotn't singles in your area
@thyblackhawk3 жыл бұрын
SIIIIMMMMPPPP
@ninja6245-real3 жыл бұрын
No. It’s the revenge of the bobs.
@greatslash3 жыл бұрын
Okn’t
@thebluephoenix12193 жыл бұрын
I clicked on this video and thought I accidentally clicked on a pewdiepie video
@Jenna2k3 жыл бұрын
Love how he gets their pouting just right lol.
@ibrokeintourhouseandstoleu54533 жыл бұрын
Found this channel in my recommendations after watching vincey. The reddit nice guy stories r my favourite
@iloveplasticbottles Жыл бұрын
Nice guys don't finish last, they finish in socks.
@reeree7729 ай бұрын
I just finish in guys
@leadshephard3793 жыл бұрын
It makes me feel good to know that even a sick sadistic bastard like me is even somewhat higher than these sad sacks of wasted humanity and boyhood.
@WolfyFancyLads3 жыл бұрын
I know, right? I mean, I'm all kinds of fucked up to the point where committing genocide is a literal power trip fantasy of mine, and yet I'm still not as bad as these douchebags... I may love violence, but I still have manners and common sense, unlike these lot.
@sphynx31642 жыл бұрын
Bruh I swear the crying is a really good addition XD
@typenick62003 жыл бұрын
These subreddits always make me so... UNCOMFORTABLE
@Liggliluff3 жыл бұрын
(0:25) "European way"? You know there's not one way to spell in European languages? You got; Džek, Джек, Jac, Јак, Jakk, Jacques, Sjaak, Zhak, Žaks, ... to name a few.
@dayzlove499421 күн бұрын
Probably the 8th one because it's the most common different one.
@Liggliluff16 күн бұрын
@@dayzlove4994 Most common according to what?
@AnonymousMemeConnoisseur3 жыл бұрын
13:15 “It’s progress but sadly not in the right direction” *It’s evolving but backwards*
@emrysdesmidt55103 жыл бұрын
I just love how he ranting, it's hilarious but he makes so really good and valid points!
@mooseoncaffeine3 жыл бұрын
9:28 The way his voice slowly faded more and more to the right of my headphones makes the situation way funnier.
@woermswithstrings3 жыл бұрын
“My name is Jack, and I hope you’ll be back” A new outro-thing-thing, like if you would like him to say it!!
@TheParanormalist06012 жыл бұрын
Nice Guys are the type of guys who would fall in love with a lesbian and then get pissed off at them when they make it clear they don't swing that way.
@lekiscool3 жыл бұрын
My best friend doesn’t even know my phones password. I think demanding someones privacy is a breach of boundaries.
@zoinksxscooby3 жыл бұрын
At 8:28 you give some of the best advice, thank you for that insight.
@landonbaker12183 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: Dude at 10:20 is still in third grade
@Pomeranian_hi3 жыл бұрын
I'm on a quest to roast everyone in the comment I do not mean harm I'm really bad at roasting so you guys can give your best ones
@ellabartal46523 жыл бұрын
I'm unroastable... Try me.
@nicholasjohnston19703 жыл бұрын
Roast me
@georgia88303 жыл бұрын
Bish try me
@comicallybadpun3 жыл бұрын
*try me*
@Pomeranian_hi3 жыл бұрын
@@wolfgirldrawz are you the sun? Because every time I see you I have to run away
@goldenknight6026 Жыл бұрын
3:17 i love the comment 'oh look hes self aware' truly horafying 😅
@milx72103 жыл бұрын
0:49 i must use “yis yis” more that is the most adorable way of saying yes ever
@averageinternetchristian3 жыл бұрын
That second point, I absolutely agree with The first even more so