r/Nicegirls | I GAVE YOU A CHANCE

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[@MrSkyentist]

If the military taught me anything, its not gay to kiss the homies goodnight.

[@_datacorrupted-3750]

Nigga wut

[@Khymeira]

That's right!!! Thank you for your service to us and ur homies.

[@user-wo5db3dm1e]

another thing i was taught is that it's not gay if only the head is in

[@SScozzari]

MrSkyentist u were a Seaman weren’t u?

[@Jinxbreaker]

Yeah

[@trickyy5738]

I love how people say “you’ll never find someone like me” They’re breaking up with you because you’re a person like you

[@mehimtired1013]

Bruh😂😂😂

[@Mikah-tt2bl]

If they say that, just respond with "That's the point"

[@alexhoreic6573]

@@Mikah-tt2bl r/murderedbywords

[@Mega-rx9sr]

@@Mikah-tt2bl r/murderedbywords

[@_Mac_Ros__]

Emily Brandenberger I would say “I sure hope not.”

[@maubrey2095]

As a girl who has never been in a single relationship, this just speaks DESPERATE

[@certifiedventisimp4272]

Kaeya pfp:0

[@spork5528]

I'm honestly shocked... I assumed a comment stating they were a single girl would be swarming. Goes to show humans are never predictable.

[@21Dazzler]

🍪

[@verum00]

i was expecting simps, i am disappointed

[@teddybear9544]

@@certifiedventisimp4272 um 😥

[@alexanderlee6307]

Desp Lesb: "Show top" "No, got bf" Desp Lesb: "You blame my sexuality and now I gotta jump off a bridge" *Wise move*

[@ryunosukeakutagawa7325]

Me, a lesbian: 👀👄👀

[@Aloidark]

@@ryunosukeakutagawa7325 OHHHHH THATS ALOT OF DAMAGE

[@Broccolie]

@@ryunosukeakutagawa7325 I thought you were American

[@vapecat803]

@@ryunosukeakutagawa7325 I thought you were american

[@Gone29364]

@@vapecat803 i thought i existed

[@KidKatastrophe2314]

“you’re a jerk for assuming I was going to be like every other bruh that hurt you” *Censorship 100*

[@doritosboi6249]

Speech 100

[@phobetohr]

What’s the difference between this picture and this picture They are the same picture

[@luvu9629]

I read that in Damiens voice

[@luiz1.6]

Yee

[@martinbefartin]

100

[@AngellishV]

Nice girl: *cheats on boyfriend* Boyfriend: *breaks it up* Nice girl: wait that's illegal

[@DarkValorWolf]

lmao I had this happen, sadly it was in dutch or I'd post it for sure haha

[@mads4492]

A surprise to be sure but a welcome one

[@fazeicydatank1614]

Post it anyways! Do it!

[@itxcloudii1237]

@@DarkValorWolf *fake laughs*

[@Forgetthereality]

@@DarkValorWolf run it through google translate!

[@adjustforkicks]

Nice girl: Cheats Guy: breaks up with her Nice girl: *yOUlL NevER FiND sOmEOnE BettER thEN mE*

[@sterilesteve5565]

I accept tye challenge

[@swift4426]

@@sterilesteve5565 Have thou Succeedth Yet?

[@Dovah_Slayer]

@@swift4426 yes yes they have

[@BasedSockHead007]

Bfs ex wife logic. 🤣 she messaged me the moment we got together asking how I liked being with an abuser. I said if you mean a guy who would kick his wife out if she cheats? Uh yeah pretty good, wouldn’t know about that since I won’t do that to him.

[@lendelostrinos4981]

If I see that comment (you'll never find someone better than me) I will say: I know I won't have someone better than you but what I know that I will find is a better life with friends or no friends only

[@spriteofcourse]

Guy: *breaks up with 'nice' girl* Nice girl: "So you have chosen.. Death."

[@maxx8069]

So **I** have chosen death.

[@derovvvv]

Girl: fine, leave. Guy: leaves Girl: *the council will decide your fate*

[@blevination]

"You weren't supposed to do that"

[@majormoistme1030]

Kay - Jay “It will remember that.”

[@nadunwijesinghe965]

Wait that's illegal!

[@Livia-T]

Reminds me of “STOP IGNORING YOU IGNORE ME!”

[@indeed2207]

Stop right there, you've violated the law.

[@dickottel]

2 types of nice girls: 1. I'm the prettiest, most intelligent, perfect girl, why won't anyone date me? 2. I may not be pretty, but I'm nice and quirrrrky. Pls date me.

[@kysike666]

STFU

[@adriaelll]

@@kysike666 you got triggered lol

[@stickytip920]

I’m the girl that enjoys being single Edit: nope not anymore lmfao

[@EmyN]

True

[@angelfish1506]

I'm a guy, and I'm gay, so I don't have to deal with either.

[@highsoldier420]

Girl: leave then Guy: Ight then bye Girl: NO! This isn’t how you’re supposed to play the game!!

[@draco5991rep]

Guy: You know the rules, and so do I!

[@pubaguh3199]

Sakurai and his ability to play home run contest by himself

[@lilcrippie5927]

Soldier tf2

[@jospantostado5406]

@@lilcrippie5927 indeed

[@lilcrippie5927]

@@jospantostado5406 pyro tf2

[@charkyoinz]

"I'm just like every other *bruh"* - Emkay

[@rein_reeee]

*_As a girl myself, these type of girls pisses me off. So bad honestly_*

[@awildfurret]

Nice

[@sjjgamer4672]

Nice

[@hammskie05]

Nice

[@saadbullock8122]

Nice

[@soapmactavish8631]

Nice

[@artsygrace9761]

Nice girl: “lEaVe Me AlOne” Person: leaves her Alone Nice girl: 👁 👁 👄

[@thesketchyboy4411]

I’m disturbed by this face

[@fatsawpad]

_.An_Autistic_Guitar._ Yay is this better? -> ༼ つ ಥ_ಥ ༽つ

[@thesketchyboy4411]

I approve, very emotional, I’m crying it’s so perfect

[@carinajardiniano3603]

👁️👄👁️

[@LLLadySSS]

Nice girl: 👁 👁 💧 👄

[@derekmoon7215]

5:04 The only reason they make everyone sleep, eat and shower together is to build camaraderie between fellow soldiers. Plus it makes you not so anxious and paranoid about yourself or others. The military won't turn you gay, That's a stupid assumption.

[@alexc7033]

Yeah. If you end up fucking another man/woman while you are in the military, your either gay/bisexual already and didn’t know it or… you are a very fruity person.

[@lendelostrinos4981]

TF2 characters: that's us

[@dieucondorimperial2509]

Assuming that anything can "turn" people gay is already stupid.

[@carlthebigman]

bro...if you "turn" gay when you go to the military you're probably already gay or bi or whatever

[@whimsyshrimp2717]

“Jolly as a Rancher?” Lmao I’m gonna use that

[@branflakescereal4174]

“How much were they?” “Lol idk” “I have a boyfriend” Hold on, this whole operation was your idea

[@aujbinfaisal]

Branflakes Cereal lmfao

[@MochaDoka]

Lmfao

[@shonklebonkle324]

"What even was the operation?" - me

[@no-ti2pj]

Don’t forget the heart eyes 😍

[@andreipop5805]

I mean she could have said something like "I have a boyfriend and I want to buy him these" in more than 1 message. The OP cut it there

[@W.2026]

Life hack: Whenever I get lonely and start wishing I had a girlfriend, I immediately open my reddit app start browsing r/nicegirls for half an hour or so. Then I start appreciating my single life immensely once again and thank God that I don't have to deal with this sort of people.

[@meagane519]

:( this is sad lol

[@beeftastesliketoenails94]

Here's a better solution: don't want one in the first place, like me

[@meagane519]

@@beeftastesliketoenails94 so, you dont like beef AND you don't want a girlfriend????? What kind of life is that

[@beeftastesliketoenails94]

@@meagane519 actually, I love beef, it's just a random name I came up with. As for not wanting a girlfriend, I think the right word is "aromantic"?

[@meagane519]

@@beeftastesliketoenails94 oh whoops. Guess thats an ideal life for you, then, to answer my question

[@bunnybunnz]

Nice Girls: Don’t judge me! Also nice girls: WhY dOes THe uGLy GiRl gEt aLl tHe GUyS?!?

[@alivingpersonudontknowbehi6082]

True!

[@rayesafan9628]

“Jolly as a frickin Rancher” Golden.

[@muffinlice05]

"I have a boyfriend." *Mom, what the hell.*

[@thelocalwitch2405]

*Father had joined the chat*

[@Isaac-ci5wy]

😂

[@jamepix]

Goddamnit cheezika not you again.

[@duckduckinator3185]

Alabaman comments

[@MellyCasualMelly]

I'm your 400th like, well done.

[@LuckySketches]

"Jolly as a fricking rancher". Now that's a new one.

[@dreamlandbuds7710]

That girl ruined jolly ranchers for me

[@FrogEnjoyer17]

That girl goes straight to the ranch

[@juangrille1310]

@@FrogEnjoyer17 I hope it's not Ram Ranch with 18 naked cowboys

[@nycolleamendez5608]

That part made me think "What in the b/00dy h e / / with this person"

[@ziggymoondust2281]

@@juangrille1310 28 US MARINES IN THE BATH OF RAM RANCH

[@lorenapilipovic5261]

No one: Nobody: Not a single soul: Some girls: *i hAvE a boYfrIEnd*

[@lorenapilipovic5261]

@Ugly Inferior Disgusting Subhuman #5'6 manlet it does not bc that percentage is ridiculous lmao

[@lorenapilipovic5261]

@Ugly Inferior Disgusting Subhuman #5'6 manlet okay👌🏼

[@jazzilla246]

I don’t care what you quirky, 14 year old girls think, Your “zodiac” does not affect your personality whatsoever

[@skyisherelol3492]

I'm a taurus, dating an Aquarius so ye it also doesn't effect your relationships YOUR BIRTH MONTH DOES NOT DETERMINE YOUR LIFE

[@jazzilla246]

•Lemon bee• yeah, the birth month doesn’t affect your life. I’m just saying, those zodiacs have nothing to do with your life choices.

[@prettylikeaknife]

exactly

[@11037_dr]

Well for some reason it gives you background, when I first started learning about that stuff I was really confused but it explains my attitude and it’s REALLY strange... but it’s better not to assume that stuff from some fucking stars

[@Nik-si3mn]

Exactly

[@CGZ26]

"I can't believe you said I'm stressful" *After literally sending him over 20 texts in a row*

[@pokaay3163]

Chewing him out over shxt and just trying to give him a hard time “iM sTreSSfuL ?”

[@BOG0690]

Insane would be more accurate

[@zooweemama4371]

She needs a medal she probably sent those under a minute

[@allywilliams6849]

I rather send a whole paragraph, that’s SO annoying

[@SieMiezekatze]

Bro I am stressed and and don't even know her

[@nosyposy7448]

Girl: **lists his name birthday zodiac height and all that shit** Me: uhhhhhh.

[@xryeau_1760]

The first thought that crossed my mind was "Does she just have this huge database concerning every feature of every ex she's ever had?"

[@Dim2134]

That was actually kind of terrifying.

[@bepe4279]

Shooketh

[@splorngo]

It’s the most BASIC shit too lmao. Birthday/zodiac, favorite food & color, & his favorite music genre. My principal could tell you that ab me, it’s not that deep lmao

[@taylordavison6849]

Aaaaaaaaand.....that's why she's single!😁

[@asagothe_fander]

“The military will turn you gay” Well that’s a take I’ve never heard before

[@Ramen_Doodles08]

Them: you’ll never find someone like me! Me: that is why I’m breaking up with you

[@korbinramirez5368]

Just sing stfu from pink guy to her

[@PkmariO64]

“Nice” Girl: I’m not like other girls Other girls: Same

[@overpricedaluminum6585]

And when every girl is other then no one will be

[@lombre9149]

r/unexpectedincredibles

[@mhggggg]

sorry, wrong subreddit

[@allydoseart7076]

Stereotypes yay!

[@Yeetus_Beetus69]

Nowadays, women like to treat men like shit

[@your_local_ginger9931]

"You will never be able to replace me" There are literally 7 billion people on the planet

[@midas8194]

*8 billion bitch*

[@whwhwhhwhhhwhdldkjdsnsjsks6544]

“I’m one in 8 billon you know I’m the only one as good as me”

[@your_local_ginger9931]

@@whwhwhhwhhhwhdldkjdsnsjsks6544 "If you're 1 in 8 billion then that must mean the remaining 7.9 billion aren't a**holes"

[@simple_most788]

3.5*

[@whwhwhhwhhhwhdldkjdsnsjsks6544]

E that was 50 years ago bud

[@idksomethingfunny1540]

3:32 jolly as a freaking rancher is my new favorite thing

[@sodaithink]

“How much were they?” “Lol idk.” *”i have a boyfriend.”*

[@marchaelbarras200]

When will Nice guys™ and Nice girls™ date each other?

[@christiancibulka1886]

Why the Trademark though?

[@marchaelbarras200]

@@christiancibulka1886 because they pretend to be nice just to get something.

[@alecsims6401]

never because they’re both entirely unwilling to date anyone within their league

[@cherrycoyote55]

Usually opposites attract, not exactly the same people.

[@tictac8957]

That’s when you get “r/entitled parents” or “r/insane parents”

[@bheronz]

Guy : *breathes* Girl : eXcUsE mE, I hAvE a BoYfRiEnD

[@nishikascorpio7830]

Guy: cool. Me too.

[@ivexxe]

@@nishikascorpio7830 lol

[@revimfadli4666]

Guy: Lucky I'm not him Girl: by "my boyfriend" I meant you, babe. How can you do this to me?

[@user-3dfhdha24]

6:53 let me see

[@azadshaari5364]

Girl : breathes Guy : *BEGONE T H O T*

[@kahlesskronos2721]

If the military has taught me anything its that it's a brotherhood not a gay relationship.

[@applef1uffy]

Edit: I would like to clarify, I am being sarcastic “Yeah, I like black, I’m not like the other girls” So does my friend. So does my sister. So does like 30% of the population. So do some ducks. You’re not special, Susan

[@Zachdidntdoit]

R/notlikeothergirls

[@dudest.v.g.5881]

Must be proud

[@squibbles_]

"For every White Knight, there's a Nice Girl." -Ghandi, probably

[@russellgxy2905]

What would be the ancient translation for a Nice Girl though?

[@RealLifeAsaMitaka]

@@russellgxy2905Black B*tch

[@garysuarez9614]

Ghandi knew people.

[@italochadrizio9536]

"Show bobs and vagene" - Ghandi

[@Badger_Nerd]

are "white knight" and "nice guy" synonims?

[@bananahhh-_-993]

Guy: *doesn't cheat* Girl: *cheats* Guy: *breaks up with her* Girl: "oH My GOd yOu aRE sUCh a PrIcK! IM lOyAL!"

[@kayaeki]

That's so sad haha

[@mac1bc]

Yeah these chicks really are stupid. It is kinda sad.

[@moralcandy]

OMG that's like the whole subreddit.

[@rachelkayx]

@@mac1bc incel.

[@mac1bc]

@@rachelkayx not really. Is that what you go around calling people who don't think like you?

[@runitskikijames]

Me: looks at r/niceguys "okay well maybe nice girls is better?" Also me: looks at r/nicegirls "we're doomed"

[@lunarwings4481]

Me, eating very spicy chips while watching this: "Well, me and these ladies have one thing in common; we are both spitting FIRE." *I say to myself while going to get some milk*

[@book_roblox]

Are u okie?

[@lemonstarofficial]

@@book_roblox I hope they are

[@Snapmare_]

Damn these people take self deprecating and hatefulness to the next level

[@thetoastcart9360]

ok

[@sophia2664]

ok

[@glassrain9729]

ok

[@saji.2874]

ok

[@yeeyeecowboy8778]

ok

[@anirose6807]

So apparently knowing someone’s zodiac, height and that they like ribeye steak means you two are soulmates. It literally sounds like someone’s bad Tinder bio lmao

[@totallytalia]

Ani Rose Lmfao it was so weird. But they were obviously talking for a while (or at least more than a month hence why she called out “some chick you only knew for a month”). Facetime calls don’t equal the amount of time invested in the relationship. If dude was talking to her for 2-3 months and then ghosted her then yeah, he’s a dick, but she’s batshit insane lmfao

[@BOG0690]

All tinder bios are horrible. Online dating apps are the lowest of the low-hanging fruit.

[@JelloGringoElmo]

@@BOG0690 not even, they sit on the ground next to the tree.

[@BOG0690]

@@JelloGringoElmo Yeah, rotting too

[@rafael4719]

@Talia I’m getting some r/nicegirl vibes from you

[@Staetik]

Whenever I'm having a moment of weakness and the "Hub "can't fix it, I watch one of these vids and it always reminds me being alone is better than being scammed, manipulated, or forced to be something I'm not. Thank God for the internet and the people who share these stories.

[@GKiernan01]

"YOU cheated on ME" "Well it's your fault cause I'm loyal!" "You can't just say it and it becomes true!" -Jontron

[@kazuma7232]

A Jontron quote... you're a person of culture.

[@astral1506]

Girl : hey dad,can we buy McDonald's? Dad : yeah sure! Girl : i have a boyfriend...

[@myleffball3063]

You are hilarious

[@oodeliriousskittlezoo3700]

wait-

[@8bitty192]

holdup

[@cardinal3829]

Who’s the boyfriend RonaldmcDonald?

[@skiiima]

Imagine if she says I have a boyfriend and he doesn’t want me to talk to guys to her grandpas last words

[@naterk9460]

When your ex starts self-deprecating, tell them they're right. Girls love hearing that they're right. "I guess I just don't deserve to be happy." "Correct."

[@itsBAY35]

Your intellect is truly staggering!

[@harperf.1306]

Nater K i’m a female, and i can confirm.

[@souhridyobose4362]

You have the largest brain in the universe

[@glorbnorgaborg37yearsago10]

.. your pfp ik it's meant to be childish but my dirty mind ain't letting me see it properly

[@LILYPAD2763]

I can confirm as a female. Oop.

[@lynex83]

Had an ex that used the whole "you don't spend enough time with me", mind you this was my Senior year of HS. I guess spending 6 out of 7 days a week with her wasn't enough time?

[@FemboysAreNice]

Lol thats like every middle school girl when you dont talk to her the whole time

[@YourFavoriteDumbass.]

Dang the first one is clingy, obsessed, needy, and sounds like someone in a anime giving a speech about finding the car keys.

[@discontinuedchannel8713]

Nice girls in a nutshell: *Guy* - Hi *Nice Girl* - LETS DATE PLS I LOVE YOU YOURE THE BEST *Guy* - No *Nice Girl* - I HATE YOU I WAS JOKING YOURE A JERK

[@cringeman9998]

Act 2: Guy: Hi Girl: UmM, i HavE A bF u KnOw? Guy: ok i never asked, and i don't care

[@kappakappa1307]

How to respond to this: “k”

[@oof5882]

@@valentinjianu6943 found the "nice" guy

[@Johanaa]

So truee

[@dx.feelgood5825]

@@valentinjianu6943 ha, found the niceguy

[@kaibrace-day1441]

They "nice girl's" would go well with "nice guy's"

[@60secondhistory9]

If the goal is the end of humanity

[@Doggo15]

no

[@vamu1640]

They hate each other unfortunately.

[@Kdot6_16]

*nice guys *nice girls

[@mico.6777]

Bad Boys lol

[@thatswhatshesaid3355]

2:46 If that guy was me, i would've definitely replied "lol yes". Her rage afterwards would be lovely

[@Uglyrabbitboy]

so my dad has already been going through a lot since before this even happened, but after my stepmom got annoyed that he was depressed, she divorced him about a month and a half ago, she then made a huge deal being like it was his fault for something he can't control, I even had a bad feeling around her before she divorced, she seemed to get angry at my dad for the smallest reason, while also trying to be nice around me and others. my father does not deserve this kind of bullcrap, and she is most definitely an r/nicegirl. tbh I feel bad for my grandma aswell as my dad, because momo can understand how terrible her daughter is, yet it must be terrible having to disown a child.

[@yes-zz6rb]

why are they acting “why do people care about looks 😔” and they call guys ugly?

[@heretyk_1337]

That is the funniest thing out of all this... Feel the pain of guys, who are "below average looking", bitches! Yay!- which was about 70% according to Tinder,(i think? They posted statistics like that somewhere... I think someone needs to learn what word "average" means). I don`t give a shit anymore, i accepted i`ll die alone in 10 years due to alcohol, prostitutes and drugs abuse, but i do revel in their misery- i am on my way to Hell, and i am not alone. My whole life i was told to not rate people by their looks... And lo and behold, that one does not apply to women somehow... So she wants handsome guy, but only if he can appreciate her inner self, and they want to be treated fairly... How much of a fucking walking- talking paradox are they? XD

[@lefu7812]

@@heretyk_1337 would you date an unattractive woman tho?

[@heretyk_1337]

@@lefu7812 This question is pretty big... Can you narrow it down? Maybe some specyfic examples??? For now brace yourself for long response :D I dunno. First of all: what constitutes being unattractive? I know a "classicaly" pretty girls, i wouldn`t touch with broom handle- i don`t want to get clap- i already was to the doctor with infection once, AFTER few bouts with pretty girl, and it was really mortifying, when doctor made jokes...- And not to even mention bitchy attitude, which is off putting- y`know, you see them try to be nice, they open their mouth, start talking... and at best, if you are handsome(which i am not, i am average as Hell- which is why i never bothered myself) you may think, that all this girl gets out of you will be "wham, bam, thank you ma`am"... On the other hand, i knew few solid 6/10, 7/10 who weren`t exactly head turning- i mean, i`d notice nice things about them, like eyes, or legs or nice figure, but it was out of my head in next 5 minutes- but the more i knew them, the more attracted i was to them, and i`d choose them anyday over those 9/10 and 10/10 with "everyone worship me" attitude. There is something about those girls and women, that makes you look at them more, the more you are with them... But it also may be difference between "sexy" and "pretty", which as we all know, are NOT the same. Models are pretty, but i am not really attracted to women with bodies of small boys, nor do i find cute girls with pouty lips, and Schwarzenegger`s gap between the teeth, i could put mouse`s cord through... On the other hand there are women, who don`t have the face for magazines` front page, yet one look at them, when they bend over, or smile at me... Well, you know what i mean :) But if question is clear cut and the "0-1", "black or white" kind, and you ask me about somebody, who is overweight, or their face, and there is no way of saying it gently, looks like a smashed fruit... I`d most probably wouldn`t be attracted... I also say "most probably", because i don`t know for sure, ad this isn`t some try to make me look less shallow- if this person is really great, just lovely to be around, i`d might fall in love or something... I don`t know, how i would react... To this day i am not sure about most of my reactions Simple example, why i don`t know how i`d react: in my current job i have treasurer lady, who is bit older than me, and isn`t exactly attractive- i`d give her 5/10 at most... And she is such a bitch... that my first instinctive thought, when she pissed me off really bad, was to throw her onto her desk, fuck her up the ass, while squeezing her throat with my teeth, like a lion does to its victims... I mean, i never knew, that rage might activate sexual aggression in me(bullshit, i knew that- pretty girl i mentioned earlier was an example of that, but i thought i was over that already)... Is it attraction though, or just some primitive need to humiliate and dominate...? Anyway- to put it simply. Ugly girls? Probably not- 90 - 95%% probably not. Stupid ones? If she is stupid enough to go to bed with me and then abandoned afterwards, and if she is pretty enough for me to forget my own rules :) Show me some pictures or something, and i may give you specyfic response

[@dabi8768]

@Mr PapaGeorgio self compliment 🤢🤢🤮

[@kamisama650]

@@lefu7812 everyone is attractive in there own way except trump

[@kittycat802]

Person in comments: "There's only one person in the world who wouldn't cheat on me" My FBI guy FBI Guy: *watching 10 other screens* :0

[@bman1337]

Chill

[@sephtis3658]

@FBI Lmao

[@ThatDemonArchives]

Mood

[@fbi6062]

Hum hu hum huh YEET

[@fr22d]

FBI how do you feel

[@justahare8612]

Guy: hey Girl:*thanos beatboxes*

[@imtheonlyjung]

lmafosksj “I gUeSs I sHoulD jUst lEave....sCreW this!..” *keeps texting them*

[@KCCC326]

I like that the modern term for delusional narcissism is just a sarcastic “nice” and then a gender

[@RedFloyd469]

There's two things that affect this: 1) the general idea that narcissistic and self-victimizing people see themselves as "nice" and think that this is enough to land a partner. They'll often address themselves with that trait, and hence it becomes a meme. 2) The generally recent, and false, cultural idea that "niceness" is a cover-up and that all people are virtually self-centered. This is then often explained, again falsely, to be connected with sexual frustrations. Unfortunately, the ACTUAL narcissists that ARE sexually frustrated tend to spread that idea further around. There's a reason the term "cuck" has begun to spring up recently, which is a term indicating a sexual fetish, to refer to people with more left-wing leaning views. The people using that term as an insult towards progressives themselves constantly use sexual projections on anybody they disagree with. (That people who defend gay marriage can still expect to themselves be called gay because of that is further proof that conservative cultures use sexual projections as stigmatization). So yes, having a generally "nice" character is now being treated either as a cover-up, or a bad character trait. Wonderful.

[@taylordavison6849]

@@RedFloyd469 That was legitimately insightful.

[@alppp6]

@@taylordavison6849 fr

[@inarihime8524]

I just got that 17th century vibes from ur language. Idk y😂😂😂

[@setsers1]

😨oh fuck.

[@geebeedee9509]

Nicegirl: "I want you to do this." Guy: *does what nicegirl said for him to do* Nicegirl: "When I say for you to do something, I dont want you to actually do it!!!!" *insert angry emoji here* e x c u s e m e w t f

[@johnrankin7135]

That's news to you?

[@awildpichu6289]

*_-reality-_**_ humanity is often disappointing_*

[@jemnikkeli6640]

No = No

[@saydey3804]

Trust me most of us mean the opposite of what we say. I can't explain it it's just how it be

[@truckkun7704]

bruh bruh so when a girl says no it means yes yeah when u rape someone I doubt it will work in court

[@funniduck4260]

5:43 you dare disrespect Timon by putting him with those words

[@michaelsabando7962]

When you hear “leave everyone does it all the time” that is a crimson flag telling you to gtfo as soon as humanly possible

[@inky5574]

Guy: I'm going to the store, you want anything? Nice Girl: No. Guy: *returns with nothing for her* Nice Girl: You weren't suppose to do that!

[@losingidiot1297]

* proceeds to go full on screaming banshee mode *

[@taylordavison6849]

@@losingidiot1297 Is that the female version of "reeeeeeee"?

[@pookieluca2261]

Taylor Davison *yes*

[@NJGuy1973]

Dude, when a women says "nothing," she means, "something, anything, you decide for me." When a woman says "X," she means "the opposite of X." This is Women 101.

[@shonklebonkle324]

@@taylordavison6849 "ouiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii"

[@xanderhebert6257]

If I ever get an automatic “I have a boyfriend.” Imma be like “hey, me too.” Not into dudes but imma leave on a punchline.

[@DakotaofRaptors]

That reminds me of something my friend said at prom. He walks up to this one girl standing by the punchbowl and asks, "Hey, wanna dance?" She turns towards him and says that she's into girls. My friend excitedly replies, "Yo, me too! We have so much in common!"

[@hat7475]

@@DakotaofRaptors *outstanding move!*

[@DakotaofRaptors]

@@hat7475 pro gamer move

[@williamwontiam3166]

Izaiah Florés that’s fucking genius! I’m going to steal that...

[@prodcas3906]

Genius

[@beanskurt3]

Note to everyone: guilt tripping does. Not. Work, especially if it's a guy who's got his shit together

[@onion8894]

8:20 Kaiba Nearly winning the game Yu-Gi: Ha you just activated my trap card! Kaiba: Oh no is that the legendary Naisus card!? Yu-Gi: yes! *jumps of bridge*

[@loturzelrestaurant]

Naisus? Whats that?

[@schlumpador4652]

Girl: screw this i’m outta here 2 seconds later: No rEpLiEs???11?1??1

[@SuperBuildsInMC]

Scrue??????

[@yolandadon6183]

Screw*

[@yolandadon6183]

He ment screw

[@schlumpador4652]

I feel really retarded rn

[@nishikascorpio7830]

@@yolandadon6183 ment? Lol

[@didiuanna10]

nobody: literally nobody: some girls out of nowhere: *i hAvE a bOyFrIeNd*

[@kait6423]

They’ve been rejected so many times for being nice girls, when they actually get a boyfriend the whole world needs to know

[@annamaiaroli8848]

omggg i hate those girls... i asked him one school related question and she responds "sorry he has a girlfriend😘"

[@julia-jv9gp]

@@annamaiaroli8848 lolll

[@dava8058]

@@annamaiaroli8848 what the hell 🤣

[@indeed2207]

What's the point, no one care about her, just let her be, ignorance is how you beat almost every dumb peoples.

[@johnhagler20]

God M'kay I'm giving you the like. I just gotta compliment you with how good you are at making the "Nice girl" voice sound hateable. I've literally never felt so much rage in such a short amount of time. You really give these people great characterization.

[@lordoftoasters2748]

I hate when people are like "how come they have a lover and I don't?" Like maybe it's becuase of that attitude you're still single

[@Britt679]

2 types of nice girls 1."I'm not like other girls, I like chicken nuggets, I hate pink and I love sunflowers" 2."I'm pretty antisocial but soo caring with the ones I love and VIRGOS PISS ME OFF, I am an Asparagus, best zodiac sign"

[@mauricethegecko9700]

*ASPARAGUS*

[@primtenda7705]

Chicken nugget good

[@nootnoot9606]

whats wrong with virgos?

[@sophiad548]

@@nootnoot9606 lol nothing is actually wrong with virgos, it's just a joke.

[@nootnoot9606]

@@sophiad548 ooops sorry, I thought there's something wrong. Thanks fpr letting me know. :)

[@metalsmith3234]

I feel this subreddit and r/niceguys could be used for a tutorial titled "red flags and how to spot them"

[@num4162]

Honestly if I break up with someone after they put me through lots of emotional turmoil, if they start with the “I guess..” statements I’m just gonna agree

[@Ethereal_Divinity]

guy: *Talks to a girl* Nice girl: DoNt fUcKiNg tAlK tO mE Guy: alright. *Stops talking to her* Girl: _Wait, thats illegal_

[@saturn1594]

wait, nice girls can be lesbians too? *THEY'RE ADVANCING*

[@DakotaofRaptors]

Degrading is more like it...

[@vict0riathefangirl]

what if they team up with nice guys XD

[@dumbass5917]

As a lesbian I don’t claim them!! Please!!

[@DakotaofRaptors]

@@dumbass5917 hey, I don't want 'em!

[@ev3644]

We don't want them. I repeat we do not want them.

[@YaBoyUneven]

Nobody: This Channel: "Wow middle school that's plenty of time to grow as a human being I suggest you wait..." Everyone: "INTERESTING..." Literally this channel's narrators are all the money!

[@RandomPerson-rt3sz]

For the military one, You know what protects you from dying? The Military, If its a world war what will protect you? The military, Thank the Military for protecting us, And actually letting you get boyfriends and men, And also, most women whould be grateful with Ppl who been in the military for protecting us, and would wany men like that, Idk, Stereotypical, dont try to attack me

[@texasdemon6525]

@Mio Honda the military is the only place that makes you homophobic and anti-homophobic at the same time

[@robbieskywalker689]

I haven’t even enlisted yet but I’m still gay

[@cayden2744]

@Miles Edgeworth Wtf lol

[@manticoremeasuringassjiggl5203]

@Miles Edgeworth I served and sure as hell ain't gay.

[@jhonnymejia9702]

Bruh the text message girl literally sucked all my energy for the day

[@Luna-xb7sv]

Same

[@quisutdeusmfl]

I felt the same bro

[@idontwantahandlewtf]

I seem to only find those kinds of girls. One or two good dates, and then suddenly an essay about why I'm playing with them because I didn't text them while I was working. I just don't even reply anymore.

[@louisefallon545]

The comment above me is to long to read 👉😎👉

[@idontwantahandlewtf]

The guy above me can't read three sentences.

[@ostrichlicker6171]

6:27 if the roles were reversed and a man sent an unsolicited sexual picture or video of him he would have been attacked by millions

[@2GoatsInATrenchCoat]

What do you mean "if the roles were reversed"? We're literally all criticizing her in the same way lol that's kinda the point of the reddit thread and this video

[@ostrichlicker6171]

@@2GoatsInATrenchCoat Its really not look at stories such as Blondie where she sends 13-year-old boy nudes and allegedly grooms this young boy saying things like 'I really must be a pedo cause that's hot' and 'dibs on your virginity' whilst this was hardly even covered in new stories and didn't raise much attention from authorities. But numerous stories about dads playing games with their daughters in parks and the police being called on them. So tell me again if the roles were reversed would it really be the same.

[@megwebb8129]

Imagine being so desperate to be angry you'll take your point to a KZbin comment section completely unrelated to said point.

[@pkfire5790]

@@ostrichlicker6171 send link i wanna read

[@ostrichlicker6171]

@@pkfire5790 kzbin.info/www/bejne/o5O5omiYltF5fbc Here is the video talking about blondie and I am not able to find the link to the numerous stories published by fathers but some research by you and you'll find em

[@greeksdorok]

You go to bed seemingly fine and i have to go to bed upset and angry?! Man when i saw that i legit had a war flashback.

[@caliqm2199]

"I'm not the type of girl to talk to other guys" What?Talking to other guys is fine,you know that right?

[@idk-uh1gs]

Yeah my best friend is male. He is chill af

[@woodycowboy9368]

Funny how the Nicegirls don't accept the fact that the boy could choose who to like/not liking them back. They are so nice 👍

[@nishikascorpio7830]

Not as nice as the amount of likes you have

[@nishikascorpio7830]

DAMMIT PUBLIC!!!

[@woodycowboy9368]

@@nishikascorpio7830 oof

[@doot_slayer]

Somehow they still don't understand that commitment goes BOTH WAYS.

[@chingu6891]

@@doot_slayer as a female i do not accept them worthy as a nice girl

[@chroniclegamer138]

It feels like these are all girls who spend their middle school years watching romantic films and never quite realize that they’re not watching a documentary

[@coffeeenjoyer9099]

I think u nailed it

[@ShazadAli-xy4ib]

Spot on

[@abigale3629]

As a woman, you’re absolutely correct. I used to think about the fairytale picture perfect relationship, until my recent first relationship. I fell in love with the simple things and I felt warm inside when we got to spend some quality time together. That’s all I ever wanted, but unfortunately we broke up 2 months into the relationship and argued for 3 months on why it ended. I wish him well and I do thank him for making me into a better and humble person.

[@kitcat2449]

Yeah, I don't understand how overdramatic they can get over the simpliest things. Or how they always have some kind of drama going on. How hard is it to be a decent human being?

[@MonaGC.]

Oh come on. How is Game of Thrones NOT a documentary?!

[@littlenightmaresnome9063]

They say "not a single reply?" And continue to post 2000 messages per nanosecond

[@brain_apostrophe_t]

"Thats the Plan" guy is a king. That was hilarious

[@braelynherbert1495]

"Women over 35 are much better than women that are 18-25" Well you were aged 18-25 at one point in time

[@johnrankin7135]

And she's still single, logic checks out

[@jacobhoover1654]

Yeah it's too bad they can't have an 18-25 body but a 35 brain

[@donglegs]

Jacob Hoover No one has sagged that much in those ten years. I figured she was obese.

[@honeyy383]

rip women 26-34

[@samuelskogqvist5565]

@@honeyy383 Women at those ages doesn't exist.

[@Starling_04]

0:48 those two should seriously look into being script writers for drama movies or tv shows lol

[@tommymitchell7775]

That's is literally what I thought!!

[@Floridamangaming729]

Bitch wrote a damn essay about there relationship. If only she used that energy on something useful. Like a education.

[@johnrankin7135]

@@Floridamangaming729 'relationship'

[@johnrankin7135]

@@parakeetiscool7647 don't forget a education lol

[@chrwea3809]

“Seams”

[@baconsoap5]

ok but look for the gummy bear album in stores on november 14th, with lots of music, videos, and extras

[@onyxandtheoccult]

With pleasure

[@juminhan5711]

"You'll never find someone loyal like me, I'm so loyal, more than any girl on that planet blah blah" "You cheated on me." Wow. I..

[@kenchichung6416]

You weren't prepared were you? 😂

[@juminhan5711]

@Chikara Lmaoo

[@juminhan5711]

@@kenchichung6416 I sure wasn't, lol

[@Jardonius]

"PLEASE! JUST AN OUNCE!" *sobs incoherently* "J-Just a *smidgen* of weiner!"

[@setsers1]

😒

[@annieslegend]

Jarod Walker sums up the life of all r/nicegirls

[@sisterelijah4267]

"Just a smidgen of weiner" Lmaooooo🤣🤣🤣

[@BlackRose-hm7im]

Beautiful pfp

[@Maw0]

Nice pfp.

[@MARINE_VIRUS]

Nice Girl : "I HATE YOU, LEAVE ME ALONE" Guy: *ok* Nice Girl: щ(゜ロ゜щ)

[@oilyopparsperfection7982]

Lol 🤣🤣

[@Sportx38]

Lol

[@5RoastedPotatoes]

LOL

[@minaakbar5199]

Thats basically Hanna baker

[@hipoapo377]

Защо ме напусна?! (´;︵;`)

[@poofytoons]

Nice girl:im so loyal! Also nice girl: *cheats* The math ain't mathing

[@bluejay2386]

Why do people act like this? “hi” *”I HAVE A BOYFRIEND/ GIRLFRIEND”*

[@nzeity0160]

If you ever meet a"nicegirl" in text, when she acts up just say k or leave her on read because that solves everything, honestly

[@2Muchpjp]

Or "fair enough".

[@julia-jv9gp]

Or 'gtg talk to u later'

[@kaoz8502]

@@julia-jv9gp True

[@bruh......2005]

Simple solution: block her

[@roxinaamber6987]

I have my daily dose of fun letting their insults contradict their own words, and then using it against them and laughing at them with my girlfriend. like the "ugly" insult contradicting "why are people after looks"

[@alistairlol7198]

wow these girls are just so nice I can't handle it

[@peepeecrusher5765]

I-is your pfp the death note shinigami

[@techissus7449]

WHAT IS THAT PFP!?!

[@szayelaporrogranz52]

Your pfp is literally my most favorite photo in the world. I love you.

[@fazeicydatank1614]

The one were they disrespected the military got me pretty mad, not gonna lie

[@legionmaniac-9202]

That's a way to say it

[@haphuongnguyen3358]

When everything is right and you still end up unsatisfied, it's your f king personality

[@thwishamothilall9131]

*mad respect for the guy who will do a back story check for the curious souls around*

[@thedarkartist3635]

Him: hey Her: I have a boyfriend Him: congratulations Him: what part of the PowerPoint should I do?

[@taylordavison6849]

That's when this clip comes in handy. kzbin.info/www/bejne/gqauq6dtpZKApK8

[@setsers1]

@@taylordavison6849 😂Haha!! 😔I Miss Frank...

[@taylordavison6849]

@@setsers1 Same.

[@cenasparks3402]

All 'Nice Girls' are Emotionally and Mentally Abusive. Change My Mind. Edit: Even Hotter Take, People who don't allow their SO to have relationships outside of dating -ie: friends, family, and co-workers- of the same gender as themselves are Abusive too. Can't handle your SO hanging out with somebody else other than yourself? Constantly thinking they're cheaters or don't treat YOU as the only priority all day, everyday? 👏You👏are👏abusive👏

[@jessica-nd8ku]

You guys we found a new President!

[@cyanidesmile7263]

I don't think anyone but the nice girls and nice guys disagree with you

[@imsad1134]

This is true, I'm not a nice person, and all the nice people are extremely possesive and victimising. OH and *really* cocky.

[@claudiaquiroga2551]

PREACH

[@mackaylacook148]

Exactly

[@Shaljroan30750]

Hilarious video as usual. I respect you for making these!

[@portercmt]

Some of these sound like those old, old Milk commercials. Where they are drinking milk, beginning as a kid and growing up while doing a monologue. lol

[@yunuyfx]

There is one person in the world who wouldn’t cheat on me My F.B.I. guy Edit- Most likes I’ve got thanks

[@soupe.]

Rymyir oh- why- never mind.

[@Tropicality.]

true that

[@Guest-em2ds]

My hand can never leave me!

[@gary4014]

JustAnAccount123 well, that’s not really true, your hand can get severed

[@Guest-em2ds]

@@gary4014 Oh... ):