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[@Proud_of_Yourself]

Gumball's name was Zachary, until he got his name legally changed to Gumball, all because Zach was trying to change him and make him forget himself

[@Matheus-gc5fn]

Can confirm. Watched the episode. Although i never knew his FULL name.

[@lilharm]

@@Matheus-gc5fn in another episode, a sort of one-off joke is that is middle name is Tristolph, short for Tristopher, due to a misunderstanding after Richard and Nicole agreed on Christopher

[@Matheus-gc5fn]

@lilharm ok

[@caitlinabbott7895]

Keep in mind this all started because he wanted to put his initials into a video game score board

[@wormybobcat3706]

​@@lilharmimagine having a full name that has 2 letters from the final 4 of the alphabet.

[@karateko6206]

5:56 "is your refrigerator running?" "Yeah, it just brought me a beer" "Uhh..... What?"

[@ch.8365]

bro cooked the 90s prank caller kids

[@therealflamestudios]

Literally what I was about say.

[@Tyler-q3k]

Rich people be CRAZY.

[@another_random_dude]

some rich dude got pranked by this and was probably like "wait a minute, that's a good idea... WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN!"

[@lioncubluke8918]

I was just gonna say that until I looked in the comments lol

[@jonmendelson1104]

8:46 I think you missed the reference. There was a game show called "Who Wants to be a Millionaire" during which the contestants were asked multiple choice questions until they got one wrong. They had a few different "lifelines" that they could use to help when they were stuck, one of which was "phone a friend." One guy made it to the last question and used his "phone a friend" to call his dad. Instead of reading the question and asking for help he said "hey dad, I don't really need your help, I just called to say I'm going to win the million dollars" and then gave the correct answer.

[@AndrewTJ31]

Not only was he the first person to win the 1 million dollars, he also had not used a lifeline up to that point.

[@retrogorilla6523]

Innit is definitely "ne" for British As a Japanese when I found that out it was so completely perfect that it deadass made me question my whole life

[@shindrac]

Now, wait till you learn how we use "né" in Brazil

[@Armorlord04]

For an extra step, check out the theory that it entered use in Japanese via a similar sounding expression in Portuguese.

[@industrialcream]

the internet is a beautiful place.

[@idunnodudes883]

Afrikaans has "nê?" which means the same thing

[@kevintrjohnson]

I wouldn’t say that “innit” (short for “isn’t it?”) is always equivalent of “desu” (“is”) but desu sometimes serves the same purpose in context. I would say a closer equivalence would be to “ne?” Both are basically semi-rhetorical questions that presume agreement (“I know, right?”).

[@gabrote42]

Plus, they are ultra overused in memes ans language criticism. Like, compare chan policy in or about 2007 and the britishism trend in the 2010s.

[@igniteafire]

I'm pretty sure "ne" came from Portuguese missionaries who went to Japan. "Não é?" got abbreviated to "né?," which means "isn't it."

[@mallusrgreat]

desu ne

[@mkdoesmusic]

innit is short for isnt it.

[@kitsune_gt]

​@mkdoesmusicthats what he said brother

[@terakhanthis]

Maybe not 'best friends', but I always thought a Superman / Spider-Man crossover would be amusing. Clark Kent gets an assignment working for the Daily Bugle and Peter Parker gets tapped to be his photographer. Then the two spend the entire time finding excuses to ditch each other at the exact same time to save the day, over and over.

[@lilygamingtheories1410]

Take my money

[@youngcollector4212]

Keep going, I think we can revive Stan Lee like this

[@thedorkknight9684]

i need it, i need it so bad

[@feuerling]

With Clark's super senses, he'd definitely notice that Peter is not fully human, but he wouldn't say anything because it's impolite to ask strangers what species they are.

[@DarkDesperado25]

That crossover actually happened way back in 1976, like official and everything.

[@rodgerwrinkle9078]

ON TOPIC OF HORSE ELECTROLYTES!!! NO!! While not harmful in small amounts, they are optimized for horses and, surprise! horses and humans need vastly different levels of minerals and what not. This post is a recurring topic in most of my horse groups.

[@JustCallMeFran-i6v]

"most of my horse groups"???

[@TylerGreeneTrueMaoyuu]

@JustCallMeFran-i6v lmao true

[@teddy-behr]

Idk why it's so confusing/funny to the others that you're in groups about horses, which is probably just an interest of yours?? Lol??? Horses are pretty cool so Anyway yeah it should be obvious that something labeled for horses isn't healthy for humans LMAO

[@ravenouself4181]

as a slav, i am immune to the electrolytes, all i need are alcohol and meat

[@JustCallMeFran-i6v]

@@teddy-behr it's just the atypicality of it that i find funny, i'm not making fun of OP for being a horse enjoyer (which is hard considering i'm a Yahiamice enjoyer

[@yourtruelordandsaviour]

Watching Arcane and then trying LoL is like watching Breaking Bad and thinking it's a good idea to try Meth.

[@baxterbruce9827]

The meth might be better for you

[@astralwormboi]

морковь, редис, капуста, свёкла, помидор, лук, бобы, горох, огурец, укроп, петрушка, репа, кабачок, тыква, перец, кочан, картофель, редька, баклажан, чеснок, салат, стручок, урожай.

[@noxaic]

​@@astralwormboiyeah

[@Emperor-Quill]

@@astralwormboi Thank you for grocery list.

[@astralwormboi]

@@Emperor-Quill no need to thank me

[@MaizeSnallygaster]

6:10 prank callers bout to have a whole new existential crisis with this one. Imagine calling a rich person and asking if their refrigerator is running and telling them to catch it only to hear them on the other side of the line running after it.

[@flarethetitanpea5358]

I feel like people don't understand that sometimes, engineering stupid stuff like a fridge that moves is fun as F**k. You just wake up one day and think "I wanna make a drone that shoots nerf darts" and then you do just that, is sick AF. It doesn't always have to be used by literally everyone in the world. If someone wants it, so be it. if someone doesn't want it, so be it. Don't hate if inventions being useless when they are cool af.

[@astralwormboi]

I am sad that youtube doesnt have pictures and gifs cuz i cant have a draedon speech buble placed here

[@jwalster9412]

If I had a videogame where I could engineer stupid shi- just for the sake of it I would be doing that all the time- wait I think I actually know afew that I could make robo fridges in.

[@astralwormboi]

@@jwalster9412 try people playground

[@jwalster9412]

@astralwormboi I mean I have automation, I can literally make a motorized fridge.

[@ThisOldSkater]

11:14 Reads like he sent him 20 pairs of shoes, 1 size too small.

[@79bigcat]

9:19 Why would you want to live in the Marvel New York? "I can't make it to work. The Hulk used my car to break open a building and the Human Torch melted the subway station."

[@shwahgamer]

"They made Marty thinking of Donkey from Shrek." Wonder how that could have happened since they're both from DreamWorks movies.

[@kevintrjohnson]

Seth McFarlane must now be made to record an audiobook version of The Call of Cthulhu.

[@WormySpongebob]

Lmao, this was all posted on Twitter, repackaged to Reddit, repackaged to KZbin, and (may) be repackaged to Imessage or Whatsapp.

[@nickkohlmann]

Exactly.

[@firebrakerthunder1277]

Except the voice acting

[@wormybobcat3706]

Same day delivery too

[@jwalster9412]

Recycling..

[@marstrooms]

5:46 📞is your.. is your refrigerator running..

[@DragonTheOneDZA]

Stop making good jokes

[@wheatleymanboy]

> ❤ Yes. > No.

[@wheatleymanboy]

*click!*

[@snickrdoodle_skywalker]

towards me, yes

[@gabrote42]

4:23 That is perfect and very true. Both are memetically overused particles in their respective languages, and are used for the same thing by internet users despite having very defined uses. Very good

[@nightsfool2693]

But isn't it "-ne" not "desu-"? Like desu does mean that, but it could be used as desu-ka or desu-ne, and only desu-ne really translates properly to innit. Whereas by ending any word in -ne could also be translated in appending "innit", though it's not perfect I swear it's more true. This is gnawing at my brain.

[@dstmicpnk_]

@@nightsfool2693Yeah it’s actually ne, not desu

[@gabrote42]

@nightsfool2693 All you said is true. But the joke is that they don't mean the same thing. They were overused the same way (as shorthand for "I am parodying this language" at best). But your perspective is totally true

[@nightsfool2693]

@@gabrote42 Thanks, I was getting so confused.

[@kurocknotabi]

Wait wait. They might be onto something with the moving fridge. Imagine picking up a baton, giving it a swish and all the appliances begin to dance and rearrange themselves. Like magic.

[@Nyahahameha]

Okay, Merlon.

[@wheatleymanboy]

Rearranging furniture ...

[@CasualVFlowerEnjoyer]

I imagine the dog fridge ~runs~ (pun pun) on a bit of roomba logic so it could navigate carpets. I wonder if it smacks into stuff too while trying to find you. I would be endlessly amused and adore it if that really is how it gets around. Edit to add; I call it the "dog fridge" because you call for it to come to you

[@madgritop9774]

4:23 As someone with minor knowledge of Japanese, 'desu' is to say that something is whatever you described. In Japanese, verbs come at the end of the sentence, so it would be something like [John] [fast] [is] (not including the various modifiers the language uses). While 'desu ka' would be more accurate due to 'innit' being phrased as a question, the two are used in almost the exact same way

[@spaceninja7984]

Wouldn't that be "desu ne"? "Desu ka" sounds more like a legitimate question than a rhetorical "innit"

[@madgritop9774]

@spaceninja7984 Possibly. As I said, my knowledge is minor. What little conversational Japanese I know is extremely formal

[@asierx7047]

​@@spaceninja7984 "ne" is an import from the portuguese "né?" which in itself is a direct translation of "Isn't it?" *"ne" **_is_** "innit".*

[@bea7823]

@asierx7047There’s no evidence to support the Japanese “ne” being an import from Portuguese, even though both languages use it in a very similar fashion.

[@MostNormalTuskAct4User]

2:34 As an Aussie we always have sausage sizzles and we use bread insted or buns but it's ment to be corner to corner

[@Hoobler22]

I noticed that the sausage was positioned wrong, and it did bother me

[@SomeRandomGooser]

2:24 let me tell you a little secret… lightly toast 2 slices of bead, put as many sausages as you can easily fit on one of the slices, then add ketchup or whatever sauce you usually have with sausages, nothing is also fine, then put the other slice of toast on top, and you now have a delicacy called “sausages on toast” you don’t need to toast the bread if you don’t want to, it’s just to make the bread slightly crunchy and more stable so it’s easier to eat and it can’t fall apart I always make extra sausages whenever I make them so I can have sausages on toast with the leftovers. It’s surprisingly filling despite being so small, really tasty, and you can have as many as you want since they’re easy to make - bread (toasted if you want), sausage, preferred condiment/s, other bread. Best way to eat sausages imo

[@liamwhite3522]

Do you slice the sausages so that there is at least one flat surface meeting the toast?

[@joliealbury6936]

2:57 You've heard of Jack Black, now get ready for Zach Black.

[@Nyahahameha]

6:40 "carries around a picture of her dad and makes everyone look at it and agree he's handsome" is some Maes Hughes-coded behavior

[@quinnholleman1547]

Nah, that's some Sigmund Freud-coded behavior. Mother beware, you're competition.

[@Nyahahameha]

@@quinnholleman1547 Can't I just have one thing that's wholesome today...

[@krbthewitch]

We don't have time to unpack all of whatever she has going on.

[@Rubyfir3]

7:05 "tried on friend's glasses as a joke" That's also how my bro realized he needed glasses. 11:45 Lunch time is when my family does thanksgiving meals. Dinner is leftovers

[@quinnholleman1547]

Sometime between 2 and 4 is mealtime on Thanksgiving. The rules don't apply on Thanksgiving, there's the meal and then graze the rest of the day

[@jwalster9412]

It's weird how you don't realize how bad your eyes are until you put glasses on one day and go "wait stuff can be this sharp??"

[@Katriella.]

It's how I realised in middle school

[@_StarlightRose_]

4:33 desu is japanese for "eh?" Like "weather's rough today, eh?"

[@jayher3758]

That's "Ne." Desu ne is the equivalent

[@_StarlightRose_]

@jayher3758 ah Then the twitter user was also wrong because that's what they were referring to

[@jayher3758]

@@_StarlightRose_ i know, I was thinking that and my "um akchealy" brain needed to go to the comments and say it when I found your comment. Cheers

[@marikothecheetah9342]

desu is a copula verb, not a question tag. Ne is question tag equivalent of innit, right etc. Japanese. A grammar and its usage can teach you a lot :P

[@e5858]

Desu is a formal suffix - not much inherent meaning, though one could say it serves the purpose of “is”

[@darioferretti3758]

man r/Nonpoliticaltwitter's best is a lot shorter than the other's

[@fig_flop]

0:31 my parents would be proud of you.

[@-_Nifi_-]

2:15 gangle from TADC and N from murder drones purely because they both draw art in a manga style

[@TheSkinStealer-p8m]

Geto and Frieza “Filthy monkeys” “Hello monkey”

[@amphigorian]

It’s not “desu” it’s almost literally “ne?” That said, I laughed so hard.

[@SketchUT]

5:56 okay but consider the accessibility!! Can’t consistently navigate and need to eat/drink? Boom, increased independence! So long as it doesn’t cost all of one’s life savings…

[@ArtsCraftsandAnimatics]

Now this is how you get giggles out of everyone! Just EmKay

[@HarmonyMoonbeam024]

2:15 Last Life Zombie Cleo and Mystreet Zane. Their sarcastic dry-humor would be TOP TIER✨

[@eeveeisepic1803]

ah yes, fictional characters

[@HarmonyMoonbeam024]

@ I’m not talking about the content creators or voice actors, fully their characters. Obviously there’s gonna be some aspects of the actual person in the character, but character and creator distinction is very important (Also I grew up with these two series 😭 That’s literally all I could think of)

[@eeveeisepic1803]

@@HarmonyMoonbeam024 fair enough but like i was just tryna be a silly little guy

[@HarmonyMoonbeam024]

@@eeveeisepic1803 OH- sorry, internet sarcasm is a bit hard for me to pick up on sometimes 🥲

[@eeveeisepic1803]

@@HarmonyMoonbeam024 its fine dw bout it

[@nekoettechan5433]

4:27 I DO GET IT!!!!! innit and desu (and the candian "eh") serve the same linguistic function as a sort of tick up at the end of a sentence to indicate a question! "nice day, innit?" "good weather we've been having, eh?" american english doesn't have a true equivalent and im SO mad about it forever because i LOVE it as a linguistic Thing

[@CadenManley-w9u]

Don't we have The word Huh As 1

[@nekoettechan5433]

@@CadenManley-w9u sort of? but huh is also a filler word in a way the others aren't, it also doesn't tick up in quite the same way.

[@catboybands]

0:57 it’s seriously THAT BAD???? 💀💀💀💀

[@jimwormmaster]

Never played it myself, but I've heard the player base can be pretty toxic. Like, suggesting you unalive yourself if you're bad at the game, etc.

[@1EmuFan]

4:22 desu/です is used at the end of former sentences (I forgot if it could be casual too)

[@4sent4]

4:30 No. No no no. "innit" is equivalent for "ne" not "desu". "Desu" is an affirmative particle, "ne" is asking for confirmation, like "innit" does

[@Spaceracer_]

1:55 who's trying to blend in?

[@tishcarter3918]

Teacher here! We had D.E.A.R time every day when I taught elementary school in NE Ohio. Kindergarten through 8th grade, students were supposed to get 30 to 45 minutes of time to read a book of their choice. Usually, this is also when we had snack. Students were encouraged to also try out different genres of literature and collect at least 5 through the year. We also had D.E.A.W time wherein students had 30 minutes to work on their writing. That was a bit more structured; depending on your age and the time of the year, you might be working on a "How To" book, a narrative, an argumentative essay, a fairy tale, historical fiction, etc.

[@BinglesP]

I remember my class had a DEAR on school schedule when I was in 5th grade, they would dim the lights just enough and play music for focusing. Cool to hear that it's still a thing. Thank you for the share, hearing from perspectives like this is very interesting to me and I love to hear about these kind of situations. (I hope the rest of the current school year goes well you and your students, by the way, after Winter Break ends of course.)

[@Goofygoober584]

6:04 is your refrigerator running?

[@undynlicia7554]

9:23 THANKYOU FOR SHOWING THE 2012 VERSIONS, I GREW UP WITH THAT GENERATION!!

[@SunDroid_inc]

10:03 I would unironically use the rhetorical question and doubt ones

[@phoenix_doodler3904]

02:50 I’ve apparently been a cartoon character for the past 2-3 years then. I’ve been constantly wearing the same brown skirt to the point where people almost didn’t recognize me when I wore a pair of trousers once.

[@maxfan1591]

2:24 Yeah, visit any Bunnings hardware warehouse on weekends in Australia, and you can buy a sausage (placed diagonally) on a slice of white bread, optionally with fried onion, for $3.50. Community groups across the country will thank you.

[@AmazingAutist]

9:55 THE INTERROBANG IS DEAD‽ NAY! THE INTERROBANG (‽) LIVES!!!

[@o0SickSweets0o]

1:29 the way I limitedly straightened out- literally in my banana yellow sweatshirt 😭🙏

[@hasanmuttaqin464]

4:22 see, the japanese word "desu" is not the same as the english word "innit"(ain't it), what you're thinking about is the japanese suffix "-ne" which stems from the dutch "naoe" which quite literally means "innit"

[@PillowTalk420]

"In it" is NOT British for "desu...." It's British for "Desu ne!"

[@piedpiper1185]

11:30 - Ryan Reynolds doing this reply when that sounds _exactly_ like the kind of movie he would star in.

[@theominouspigeon]

3:05 feels good for a pigeon too

[@iflyplanesthrutunnels]

everywhere I go I see you h o w

[@theominouspigeon]

​@iflyplanesthrutunnels pigeon

[@iflyplanesthrutunnels]

@ fair

[@Horhay-xg1kp]

No teeth

[@MachallaNaNaNa]

My dumb ass always forgets to buy buns on hot dog night. But we always have bread in the house. It all turns out okay 😅 Also, the coke flavored oreo was awful, but the oreo flavored coke actually went hard for no reason

[@MrBounceoutboi]

As an Australian, sausage on a slice of bread is a bunnings visit staple

[@Tom-vx7qh]

"Innit" seems a lot closer to "desune" than just "desu"

[@spiderlily723]

4:28 This is FALSE. What 'innit' actualy translates to in Japanese wuold be 'ne' - which could come after 'desu', but is it's own separate thing. Like 'Samui desu ne' which means 'Cold, innit'.

[@SilverStarlight5555]

Milo from Atlantis and Ariel would have a blast together, archeologist frens

[@mailcs06]

11:40 The answer is as little as possible while still staving off hunger enough to be bearable

[@calcutt4]

2:25 the way you do that is you use a beef sausage that you barbecue, and you put it in diagonally. and you get it from a hardware store

[@emberthecatgirl8796]

2:46 Remember the two guys from Star Wars Rebels? Remember how they ended up no longer in the show? Yeah, that was the turning point for me, probably.

[@xX_Gravity_Xx]

6:09 Man, this is hilarious but also I'm glad someone else understands. They piss me off too lol

[@milkman4407]

“Straighten your back” my back is perfectly straight, granted I am lying on my couch back

[@J3C0R3]

12:50 the coordination is hilarious

[@TaccRaccoon]

5:47 this is, the humans from WALL-E levels of laziness

[@sunshinelittler5027]

I miss Wendy's yellow.

[@norcodaev]

2:50 Dude, that one about wearing the same thing is so true. I’m tall so it’s already hard to find clothes that fit. A while back I discovered that Dickies has a tall people line. I ordered a couple black t-shirts for work, but I loved them so much I wore them outside of work. Then I decided to only wear these, actually really quality t-shirts, and ordered 7 more….then about 6 months later I ordered more so I can have a fresh t-shirt everyday and only do laundry once every two weeks. So yeah, it’s been about 3 years that I wear the exact same thing every day: black Dickies tall t-shirt and charcoal grey Dickies shorts. I fucking love it.🤣🤷🏼‍♂️

[@Keltain]

1:54 his label is やし which is “yashi” which could mean a lot of things but due to missing Kanji cannot be confirmed as one word or another I would have been much sillier in my mind of the named the sticky little lizard よし which would be “Yoshi”

[@kaejuka6249]

"Desu" is a japanese linking verb, generally meaning "it is" or "to be". Its used after the noun at the end of a sentance. "Watashi wa John desu" "Innit" is a contraction of "Isn't it", and is also used at the end of a senrance. "it's the easiest way, innit?"

[@Fayanora]

It boggles my mind that there are people who listen to Christmas music intentionally. Like they seriously stream it on Spotify? Really? I would give up half my liver and two limbs to never have to hear that shit ever again.

[@wingedlightsss]

Fair enough if you despise it, but that doesn't mean absolutely *everyone* in the world feels that way and there's no one who wouldn't want to listen to it. Some people actually do still enjoy the holidays and it's not like some people enjoying Christmas music is an outlandish thought just because there are other people who dislike it.

[@cor3po491]

2:30 People in New Zealand almost always use bread for sausages, especially at sausage sizzles in front of a Bunnings lol

[@jimwormmaster]

9:32: This is especially hilarious because I just rewatched CollegeHumor's video with Brennan Lee Mulligan as the CEO of Oreo, begging them to stop making new flavors. That being said, the carrot cake ones are amazing.

[@cameroneridan4558]

2:55 literally I decided to buy as many pairs of almost-identical pants as I could find at one point last year and I am yet to regret it

[@iris_drawssandwiches]

2:38 I've had the hotdurger because we only had some burgerbuns and some hotdogs left

[@JayStarPlays]

1:29 dammit that one got me

[@Declan8878]

Literally me rn:🍌🍌

[@obsidian9998]

9:42 It weirdly tasted good. Hard to find the sugar free one, yet got it. Chocolate sodas aren't as common, so it was nice that it didn't taste bad.

[@dynamitedingo8183]

2:32 Australia with the Sausage Snaga: ARE WE A JOKE TO YOU?

[@SunDroid_inc]

6:56 can anyone please tell me what this genre of image is actually called because I’ve seen a few of them and never know what do look up 😭

[@Equ3strianGam3r]

I'm pretty sure Wendy's does still have sea salt fries. It's just not on the boxes anymore.

[@jennifermaloba6853]

This is the earliest I've been to an Emkay video

[@industrialcream]

if there's sausages at a bbq in australia, they'll usually be put in a slice of white bread with ketchup on top. it sounds kind of lame, but if the snags are cooked right, it tastes amazing. 🤤

[@toddoughty2043]

2:59 sooo I'm almost 50 years old (I was born in the late 70's) and starting around 25 years ago I started buying ballcaps in bulk. The same color, same style. EVERY photo of me for the last 25 years it looks like I'm wearing the same hat. No one has said anything yet but I know in my heart that one day it will confuse at least one person. and thats all I ask for

[@R.K_Chalkboard]

13:27 Big bag is most definitely the 2nd one.

[@starflightruby6259]

This is the day I learn some people have Thanksgiving dinner w/ their family at actual dinner time. My family always had it at, like, lunch time

[@Arcanumh]

Nonpolitical twitter brings tears of joy to my eyes.... its.. so beautiful :')

[@WarCramz]

Which characters would be best friends? Sanford Pines and Cave Johnson. Not because they're both voiced by J Jonah Jameson, but because both characters like science and testing the limits of their coworkers, and then getting upset when their partners leave them because they got tested on.

[@ThisB-q4x]

5:58 they wanted the prank call to not be a prank call anymore

[@jaylinnell5251]

2:37 I, having been poor for a while and only in the last few months getting out of that situation, can safely say that I would never eat hot dogs that way. I'd rather just cut them up and dip 'em in ketchup, with some bread on the side.

[@aceofclubs]

9:48 Once a week I remember that the semicolon outlived all of this and it fills me with rage on such a deep level

[@butteredtoastthing]

I'm learning Japanese on Duo, and if i'm right, 'desu' means most pronouns, not just 'it' and 'it's'

[@lnsflare1]

12:40 Just check against the footprints the hospital would have given you, assuming that it was a hospital birth.

[@MultiFandomMadness2200]

4:31 “Desu” です is a common Japanese word that’s more often than not used as either the end of the sentence, or as a form of existence. “Zach-san wa kawaii desu” would just mean “Zach is cute”. It’s a sort of way of saying “is”, but not entirely. It’s kinda complicated, but know that it often goes onto the end of a sentence, right before a period. Which, in this case, they’re saying that a Japanese person using Desu is the same as a British person using “Innit” at the end of a sentence.

[@paragonca9736]

That last one caused me to take 1d4 psychic damage

[@Matheus-gc5fn]

9:49 bring this back! I need a way to express sarcasm and doubt in text! Edit: actually, ¿ And ‽ Are still textable in the phone! ★★★★★

[@jonmendelson1104]

Not exactly what you mean, but a website I use to chat with people about hockey has a sarcasm font.

[@Matheus-gc5fn]

@jonmendelson1104 i don't even know the rules of hokey 😐

[@jonmendelson1104]

@@Matheus-gc5fn Just try to put the biscuit in the basket.

[@Matheus-gc5fn]

@jonmendelson1104 i'm Brazilian 💀💀💀 it almost never snows and there is a hot sun just outside my house

[@jonmendelson1104]

@@Matheus-gc5fn Where I live it snowed 3 inches (about 7.62cm) in 2002. Before that the last time it had snowed was in the 1970s.

[@BinglesP]

The cats at 2:39 and the thumbnail give the vibes of Double Dee and Eddy from Ed Edd n' Eddy lmao

[@Jakey4000]

Slice of bread for hot dog bun is pretty much the norm here in Oceania (aus/nz primarily)

[@greap2294]

8:54 this is for ANY social media.

[@j-type6275]

ive learned to call non political twitter blue sky cause thats its whole marketing strat

[@Bluhbear]

2:24 Huh. Is it that weird? That's how I eat 99% of my hot dogs. Why buy specialized bread when normal, versatile bread exists?

[@idontknowwhyimmakimgthis4440]

5:52 is your refridgerator running?

[@hayasheeeesh]

4:33 So です/desu is just a declarative. Like, take 寿司は美味しいです。(Sushi wa oishii desu) in which は(wa) marks the subject as 寿司(sushi) and です confirms the statement. Since "innit" is a contraction of "is it not" I feel it would be more similar to じゃないか？, which is a casual negative interrogative.

[@Gooierostrich10]

3:42 I really hate how this is true😂

[@O-bearer-mine]

4:00 That got a chuckle out of me