r/Mildlyinfuriating | Must be a number

[@Wormfull]

This man said he hasn’t been high in many hotels. This means he’s been high in at least 1.

[@dizzy_alien5428]

I uh nope never mind I'm leaving

[@q_0191]

your name is amazing

[@ltloxa1159]

No, it merely implies it.

[@memorymimic]

@@ltloxa1159 no

[@ltloxa1159]

How tf did you reply in one minute on a video this old without having a previous comment in this chain?!

[@yumedoesstuff1338]

“Merldy Infariating” ...You got me there.

[@gammaboost]

Glad I wasn't the first to notice this.

[@Pixel-vy9pc]

Ik I wuz pissed

[@4s7erisk]

It also said mildly infariating

[@jshooa4840]

I thought that was my dislexea

[@almighty_cheeselord]

I was the 100th like but then someone unliked to they could be the 100th and I do not appreciate humanity right now. I don’t *hate* humanity, but I don’t really like it either.

[@daddles.]

lmao robin still thinks that we believe his “human” thing

[@lioraramoslopez3787]

Yeah, we all know he’s secretly a bird spy getting ready to destroy all humanity.

[@maxwellgibson1108]

Lol

[@Tw0Dots]

@@lioraramoslopez3787 Yes. A Russian Robin send to brainwash us with meme videos filled with subliminal messages

[@stealthisaccount433]

drink... vodka... hack... facebook...

[@lioraramoslopez3787]

Mr. Kneecaps **smacks with f r e e d o m**

[@Virgilz_]

Funny story: one time, we were in a store getting new boots, because it was winter and we had grown out of our old ones. Someone left a bag of pepperoni on a shoebox, just...sitting there.

[@wh0skayden268]

i know this was from 5 months ago but did you eat the pepperoni

[@juluke8385]

Hello your in 2021

[@Escalad5]

if EmKay was a person they would have so many different personalities

[@lunathepig1600]

r/technolythetruth

[@lunathepig1600]

And yes i know i misspelled technology

[@lunathepig1600]

Sorry i'm an idiot its spelled technically

[@FemboyAvgeek]

uh

[@CoolKaede1738]

@@lunathepig1600 how do you mess up that bad?

[@demonicsuagercane]

“I’m good at dying” -Mumbo Jumbo

[@Androidy]

Dying

[@renaiky2652]

he is good at commiting an action where the person performs a move which leads him to loosing hearts and therefore stopping to live

[@raffelasssura3422]

Same

[@witheringflies]

@@renaiky2652 That *girl* in your pfp looks cute *girl*

[@Alex22034]

@@witheringflies *SIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*

[@yellowmello1223]

"Must be a number" 2012: UNLIMITED POWER

[@mstech-gamingandmore1827]

1984

[@WilliamPertzer]

1

[@verytired2399]

2020 Submersed Japan

[@Skybound.]

9: I’m just an afterthought?

[@juanalejandrocarvajalsalce8845]

300

[@baldybun]

Please never let Robin escape your dungeon, keep him doing voice over till its the end of the world. I love his voice and just can't get enough of my daily Robin-Emkay videos.

[@tawain2360]

About the thumbnail: It may not be my favorite movies but it's one of my favorites: 9! It's underated and I love it

[@tawain2360]

@@Cloudy_Int it was like 3 am when I typed this and I was tired as hell...sorry about that :/

[@TheGlogster]

@@Cloudy_Int he said "one of my favourites"

[@ltloxa1159]

Yeah, traumatised everyone at my birthday party. I asked them years later, and not one of us was afraid to admit we got nightmares. Still good though.

[@foxooverlord]

@@Cloudy_Int oh shut up you're not invited to this party, it annoys me so much when someone asked "who asked" when nobody needed to, DID ANYONE ASK WHO ASKED? no. shut the hell up

[@xdoorx]

@@Cloudy_Int this gives me r/woooosh energy

[@Polyhedron20]

It's been decided. Everyone's favorite movie is 2009's hit animated movie "9"

[@HeckYouEpically]

1984

[@superpokemonbros.9441]

Yeah! I watched that movie an it was the bomb. Too bad it's considered lost media these days

[@mtnbkr5478]

"I don't like eyeballs that aren't in people's faces." Moms: "You don't know that until you try them. Just one bite..."

[@evancampbell932]

A

[@natsueyama]

@@KJ-kq8gy just eat it you, picky child.

[@Frostfern94]

You gotta salt it first, don’t forget!

[@yumikodazaiswaifu]

R/cursedcomments

[@Kyrusisgone]

Hol’ up

[@KorporalKReephdmkiytrecv69]

Must be a number, but blue is a number? now I'm confused. You know what, I'll try putting in square.

[@Maejor2000]

I'd like the comment but it's got 69 likes

[@pooperpants800]

@@Maejor2000 someone else ruined it 🙄🙄🙄

[@alessudot]

are you sure it's not yes?

[@Thesilliestkid]

Perfect. 205 likes

[@randombo1xd]

@@Thesilliestkid hi Walter

[@DawnEJones-or4ex]

This memory still haunts me to this day, I was at walmart and I had to put down my subway cup so I could help this woman get a 48 pack of water, when I'm done I turn around and I noticed my drink was gone, I peak my head out the isle and there was a Walmart worker with my drink I still feel super horrible about it. Still haunts me two years later

[@purplesweaterboi4763]

your subway cup got snatched lmao

[@TRINITR0N]

8:02 to help explain, they have to fill it half way because of the little grid thing. If they filled the bottom you wouldn’t be able to use it because the grid would be in the way. Also the grid is there to hold the solid chapstick in place so it doesn’t fall out.

[@thegreenbeandoesstuff]

9:57 Idk if Robin knew this when saying it, but 9 is an actual movie.

[@pffmje1052]

Robots will rule THE WORLD: The robots:

[@daft_mervy]

the only robots who can rule the world are daft punk. i'd allow it

[@ihatehandles]

@@daft_mervy yes

[@alessudot]

i cant help but read this in the "i used to rule the world" tune

[@daft_mervy]

@@alessudot the song is called viva la vida by coldplay, just in case you were wondering :)

[@alessudot]

@@daft_mervy ah right, forgot the name xd

[@securerofthebag2890]

I see that the person in the thumbnail has good taste in movies.

[@y85j98]

Nice profile pic

[@Linkk27123]

Yeah, dying is a good movie. Every 15 year old seems to like it.

[@lordshivonski6149]

@@Linkk27123 i know right i like it to

[@securerofthebag2890]

@@y85j98 thank you

[@securerofthebag2890]

@@Linkk27123 Ican't tell if you know what it is or not but Better Off Dead is a John Cusack movie from the 80s.

[@vulgrants4254]

I am watching Emkay when I’m suppose to be in class, they can’t stop me!!

[@lelyssa]

Madlad

[@isaiahboodoo457]

SAMEEEE

[@ABlueThing]

I actually hope this ends up in r/madlads.

[@johnsten4100]

R/madlads

[@motorscorpion48]

Hey, can you stop watching emkay in class?

[@julianthomas6362]

8:51 What makes it even worse is the fact that it’s obviously an item that needs to be in the fridge so not only have they just put it back on a shelf randomly ignoring the fact that someone’s gonna have to move it but they’ve also put it in a spot where it’s going to go bad and it’s gonna need to be thrown out

[@geoman265.]

15:21 There are some games where this can actually work to your favor, like with skyrim, where you can level up mid-battle, and whenever you are low, get a full heal.

[@fritz_1363]

"E M KAY ITS IN THE MEME" Is my new quote

[@dizzy_alien5428]

Good now tell a friend about emkay and say this if they still don't understand

[@andreplop0]

No mine is sussy baka

[@djrob7312]

E A SPORTS ITS IN THE GAME!

[@goobersshenanigans]

*swaps e with i*

[@goobersshenanigans]

*swaps k with g*

[@tiredplush7204]

To answer that question with numbers, use binary as in 0000 and 111

[@toottoot750]

01000010 01100101 01110100 00001010

[@tiredplush7204]

@@toottoot750 01101110 01101001 01100011 01100101 00100000 01101111 01101110 01100101

[@AH64ApacheHelicopter]

Tired Plush That’s what I thought!

[@NIVERIAAA]

01001110 01101001 01100011 01100101

[@tiredplush7204]

@@NIVERIAAA 01110100 011010000 01100001 01101110 01101011

[@mr.xearro]

8:52 As a grocery store employee, thank you emkay for summarizing how I fell ever time this happens

[@platinum_bucket4151]

"Taco Bell wants to bring the world together" Taco Bell also wants to make your bowels escape to heaven and pray to the forsaken god of the poop realm

[@Noone-yg8hg]

Taco Bell? Wtf is that

[@professionpansexualpangend9727]

@@Noone-yg8hg a bell made of tacos

[@Noone-yg8hg]

@@professionpansexualpangend9727 yes yes my child

[@stephanginther9051]

9:20 Monk didn't have OCD, he had _crippling_ OCD. This would have drove him batty.

[@cheeseygurl5745]

5-6 year olds wearing masks 8 hours a week for five days every week: (Literally doesn’t care) Karen’s wearing a mask for 3 minutes: HELP I CANT BREATH! I THINK IM GONNA DIE! SOMEONE CALL THE AMBULANC!!!!!!!!

[@Frostfern94]

In the UK if you’re under 8, you don’t have to wear one. And students don’t have to wear a mask in the classroom but we can if we want.

[@sreeramvudayagiri8994]

Ahem, I would prefer you to remove the apostrophe in “Karen’s”. This does not make you sound professional.

[@order66pizzas]

@@Frostfern94 in Australia its under 12 Edit:so technically its over 12 because we are upside down

[@chrisotoons7570]

@@sreeramvudayagiri8994 because your one? XD

[@WilliamLopez.]

They confuse me these Karen’s they say they can’t breathe bish I have severe asthma

[@GNshinn]

"EA sports, its in the game"

[@HeavenStarQuit]

It's it's*

[@cyclinggnome8299]

your toes, hand em' over quite

[@KadesKove]

@@cyclinggnome8299 *Quiet

[@mstech-gamingandmore1827]

EA sports its it's in the game

[@HeavenStarQuit]

@@cyclinggnome8299 what did i do-

[@despairfulidiot]

It's confirmed everyone, if your favorite movie doesn't have a number in the title it isn't a movie ‼️🤚

[@colapickle643]

Good because my favourite movie is back to the future part 2

[@Tw0Dots]

Big Hero 6

[@monokumasdick3079]

What about Shrek? 😿

[@coolcat.488]

big_hero123 independence_day321 avengers_endgame217 shrek945 the_grudge69420

[@charlie-kq8rb]

shrek 2

[@xpearl_heartx]

4:31 Why is the phrase “negative one half” so goddamn funny to my stupid mind? I spent a good 2 minutes laughing at it Clearly more than I should.

[@daniilkrakovyak5747]

4:40 not to sound like a nerd, but it is supposed to be -1/2 since it is asking it in slope intercept form (rise over run).

[@TheSewDew]

What I'm hearing is 0.5 ≠ ½

[@joshX200]

@@TheSewDew No it is not that those are not equal, its that they want you to show that you know what slope intercept form is, and slope intercept form is not 0.5. It is always in fraction form. Formatting matters.

[@thisisrex1676]

I'm pretty sure that Dio didn't threw away his humanity and turn into a vampire to kill the Joestars but to kill these kind of people.

[@sansdaco]

JoJo reference? You're next line is: "Yes"

[@chococatenjoyer6374]

@@sansdaco Yes- Wait ! N-nani ?!

[@mooni1256]

@@sansdaco obvi lol

[@chococatenjoyer6374]

@@mooni1256 wait did u just spoke in spanish ?

[@chococatenjoyer6374]

Niicee

[@charmingmeowgician]

"Must be a number" "9" I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE

[@hillbillysamurai]

9 is a fantastic movie btw

[@charmingmeowgician]

@@hillbillysamurai 100%

[@Drakon_Dragon]

Wait if you look at the intro it says “meldly infuriating” we have been tricked

[@kermitthefrog4927]

no u tricked me! :(

[@Drakon_Dragon]

@@kermitthefrog4927 sorry mate

[@kermitthefrog4927]

@@Drakon_Dragon its okay

[@Guitarded4]

meldly infariating

[@gummusamongus5061]

Please say we have not “we’ve” it is nit professional

[@blakecooper7521]

"Favorite movie" "Must be a number" My time has come. My FAVORITE MOVIE IS TIM BURTON'S 9

[@thequietkid4887]

That movie horrified me when I first watched it and it was rated something like PG. Just like how the movie ‘Oliver’ is rated G although there’s people being hung, a woman being beaten to death, there’s child abuse, theft and many other things you wouldn’t expect in a movie that has the same rating as something like Dora the Explorer.

[@hamburger_eatspie]

0:06 wow I love watching r/merldlyinfariating

[@boopsdoops]

i just saw that, and now it's not the same.

[@CrazedKasaJizo]

Did you also notice the shade of background was *slightly* darker?

[@SkyHighSkylar]

*r/merldlyinfuriating* If you wanted to infuriate me with a title screen, you've done it.

[@paintyrainbowzzz4514]

👏

[@getreadytobeagenius7441]

it's actually r/merdlyinfariating lol

[@SkyHighSkylar]

@@getreadytobeagenius7441 oh no even worse lmao

[@getreadytobeagenius7441]

@@SkyHighSkylar ikr just check the title at the beginning Emkay knew what they were going for lol

[@iaminpain.]

r/merdlyinfariating

[@ebonimom6964]

I'm the type of person that stacks everything neatly on the table before we leave a restuarant. Or if we are at a fast food place, I ALWAYS clean up afterwards. I teach my daughter the same but my sister in law tells her that the employees are paid to do clean up after you.

[@Kamakiri86]

I take it your sister-in-law has never worked in a restaurant? Because that's who says this, people who have never worked a public service job.

[@ebonimom6964]

@@Kamakiri86 correct. But also, I have never worked in a restuarant or for the hospitality industry either. But I know how to treat people with common decency. I go to some places regularly. Like before the pandemic, my husband, daughter, and I would go to Hooters every Monday to do the "all you can eat" wings. They knew us well because we were regulars and was excited to see us because they knew we were easy customers that didnt ask for much but always left decent tips. But also, you can see the looks on their faces when problem customers come in. They make huge messes, complain, and leave $2 tips on a $50 meal. We just teach our baby to respect everyone

[@Tw0Dots]

I refuse to be brainwashed by this soviet spy bird pretending to be human. But I click the vids anyway.... WAIT IT’S WORKI

[@maxwinterfield]

if life has ever got you down and you just want to drown just remember that m'kays epic guitar intro is always here

[@cute_froog2520]

random person:whats a group of pandas called? me: 5:30

[@ArcanineEspeon]

9:32 I think this image just gave me the same emotional response I would get from finding out what my sleep paralysis demon looks like.

[@NotSoCrazyNinja]

9:04 reminds me of the time I went to Wendy's and realized multiples of the smaller nuggets were way cheaper than the larger size. The cashier looked at me strange when I made an order for 10 small orders. She suggested I go with the bigger item and I said no. I can't remember the specific sizes. I was ordering for multiple people. I saved several dollars and Wendy's lost some money due to extra packaging.

[@turtle_7777]

Omg lol

[@AUBREY-ml4ex]

6:06 My mom's sister was a waitress and my dad's mom was also a waitress so I grew up with my parents teaching my to be respectful to waiters and waitresses (and most of the human population) and whenever I leave a restaurant to clean up after myself. So when I see THAT I just get so angry and have the urge to clean it up.

[@AUBREY-ml4ex]

@Amberly B I know! I'm so tired of people not understanding that waitresses and waiters are people with lives, not servants.

[@thelunaticcultist5157]

4:35 As a person who JUST finished this class, they did get this equation wrong. Slope-Intercept form is y=mx+b, where m is the slope. Slope is written in rise over run, *as a fraction in simplest form*.

[@gmdFrame]

I cant believe how Robin is just declined one of the best arts OF THE ENTIRE CHANNEL

[@kashifshaik857]

Give a man a glass of water and he will drink for a day, drown a man and he will drink for the rest of his life. 🙃

[@spacex6997]

How so

[@kashifshaik857]

Ok, so if you drink it, you die , so it hydrates you for the few seconds before you die, and that is the rest of your life, do you get it now?

[@iambreadbear3325]

but it's not a liquid. its incredibly hot rocks.

[@kashifshaik857]

Nooby ok I'm going to change this comment to something different because I can see how this doesn't make much sense.

[@spacex6997]

ohhhhh

[@idkmirror]

Pretend I said something funny and laugh

[@trash-lol]

😂😂😂LOOK AT THIS DUUDE🤣🤣😂

[@ConnorDrawss]

WOW. What a comedical genius!

[@uyghur-zv4fe]

lolollolololllololollololololloollolol

[@VilliamNiva]

👍👍👍😂😂😂

[@windvindr]

What? That wasnt funny, its very offensive to people. Whats up with people on the internet these days? They're really stupid now

[@KadesKove]

"Must be a number" 2012, 9, and 1917: *Allow us to introduce ourselves.*

[@NIVERIAAA]

I dont get the joke srry

[@mahranislam3554]

@@NIVERIAAA The joke is that those numbers are also the names of movies

[@rosiefay7283]

And 1984, 2001, 2010 and 8 1/2.

[@hyperlordyoutube]

and 300

[@jessethiessen9440]

That light bulb isn't a fire hazard, just a lazy electrician

[@kitalthevali]

14:33 there is a reason that there are a lot of places that have programs for returning used printer cartridges, because toner (in it's un-fused, raw form) can contain a *CARCINOGEN* so yes send your electronics to a recycling center near you, or if you don't have one near you some (like CircleIT) have a mail in service, CircleIT even does secure data destruction if that suits your needs more.

[@knightmare_346]

at 14:09 it's actually someone who got a tattoo because of their friends who died in a car crash, I forgot a lot of the story but I know that there is a large story behind it.

[@rosiefay7283]

But look at where 2, 3, 4 and 5 are.

[@1SLMusic]

13:36 Looks like Anakin missed the child.

[@somerandomboltoflightnin9972]

Uh oh

[@lacucaracha111111]

4:23 We crafted this using corn, which naturally contains gluten, we use a process to remove it but cant guarantee that it 100 %worked

[@thefrankpope1755]

I love how he said "Taco Bell, wants to bring the world together".

[@jonfarr2831]

5:44 Is it weird how much this fills me with nostalgia? PB&J was the first thing I learned how to make myself, and I still remember my mom teaching me to put the peanut butter on first. When I was six.

[@thatseanguy5371]

"What state do you live in?" Constant fear

[@tayganroberts5098]

Never ending anxiety

[@somerandomboltoflightnin9972]

*who are you? Who is so wise in the ways of science?*

[@juliuspuodziunas487]

We need a video of him saying incredibly horrible things for over a hour.

[@izzyb_ella_m5362]

Did anyone notice at the beginning when he spelt, mildly infuriating, he spelt it wrong to make us mad?

[@hendyallen5993]

I think that 7:05 was a metaphor for child abuse. Often children who are abused by their parents will have bruises in areas that aren't often seen ( which is why reports from doctors, nurses, coaches and teachers are taken so seriously) it's possible that the mask mandate would give abusers another area to attack.

[@T-Da-Spooder-Dude]

"That's what we call an embarrassment" THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID

[@Ashley-pg5md]

8:38 I work as a stocker/floral for my grocery store, yeah.. we do get paid to clean up the store of things like this.

[@MINUS1INgame]

This happens a lot in lithuania im from lithuania and i saw lithuanian words in that pic

[@khalilvfx9003]

KZbin: 11 Comments Me: COME ON I WANT TO SEE THEM

[@braydenmiller9403]

“I haven’t been high in most hotels” MOST

[@42millionpeople62]

3:50 “I haven’t been high in MANY hotels” Why have you been high in ANY?

[@zzzzuwuwut8963]

6:30 his kicks deal poison damage

[@meowiedaan7537]

The only thing to say watching this video is: "Could you not?"

[@slendveny7191]

1:04 to be fair, godzilla has never been a "he," coming from a genderless species, as one can tell due to the lack of a second "tail" dragging through town.

[@dizzy_alien5428]

I was wondering what I meant by a 2nd tail then I realized didn't wanna

[@slendveny7191]

@@dizzy_alien5428 its abscence proves godzilla is not male.

[@lelyssa]

You know what else is mildly infuriating? The fact that I could've left it at 69 comments but I commented this.

[@thatonerainbowslushie9266]

I hate you

[@aprettydumbperson]

Come here you little shi-

[@NIVERIAAA]

LEZ GO BRO TAKE ME ON BI-

[@oliveoil1282]

Someone would've come along and ruined it anyway. At least you understand what you did wrong. Now, come step up to the guillotine-

[@6ixmil217]

Meme funi number gone >:(

[@Talon1124]

As someone who works in retail. We do /not/ actually get paid to clean up after customers.

[@snoodge-cv7fj]

I would totally watch a video of you choosing one post from this subreddit and just going off for hours on it, I feel like that would be really entertaining.

[@DrillerMan99]

Whenever I see the word therapist I read it the rapists

[@monokumasdick3079]

So you can be the r-pist as a PROFESSIONAL?

[@lucyfursss]

Never again will I go to a therapist

[@yuimitneko]

Hey hey i noticed this earlier dont ya copy me

[@DrillerMan99]

@@yuimitneko wtf you talking about

[@magliz]

9:54 all might?

[@midnightrambie1585]

Me: Hmm what will be the answer to this question? Test: 1. I’D LOVE TO GO TO NEW YORK 2.I’D LOVE TO GO TO NEW YORK 3.I’D LOVE TO GO TO NEW YORK 4. ALL OF THE ABOVE

[@HeavenStarQuit]

4

[@optimisticnihilist7705]

Nopenopenopenopenope

[@TheMadGod]

1

[@smichel869]

5

[@GrookeyYT]

-3

[@danthunderblast1107]

You: going to electrical Imposter from vents: 14:12

[@zenny7479]

15:25 same, Robin. Same. Eyes are actually a huge trigger for me so I had to quickly scroll down so I wouldn't have to look at that art.

[@windvindr]

Pov: You're typing "EARLY GANG WHERE ARE YOU"

[@aidanarmaggeddon]

Ye0

[@aidanarmaggeddon]

Yeo

[@aidanarmaggeddon]

Tep

[@aidanarmaggeddon]

Yep

[@novathefunnyman815]

I'm late

[@tyleeh9972]

I didnt even get the notification I just randomly refreshed my page and it appeared

[@tyleeh9972]

I just got the notification when typing that

[@PearlieCake]

*E M KAY* Its in the meme Ok you just earned a like 😂😂

[@monokumasdick3079]

They always earn that like👶😼

[@Phantombit]

AT Mcdonalds they aren't "told" to fill no ice beverages lower they have an automated machine that fills it to a certain amount of ice and beverage with 2 button pushes, they just don't push the ice button when you ask for no ice and thus you get the same amount of drink... still infuriating.

[@lune8559]

The ONLY place I have ever put stuff back where it didn't belong is my public library because they have signs EVERYWHERE specifying not to put back the books where you found them for some reason, I've even got in trouble by one of the librarians for putting one back before.

[@jotarokujo9505]

Who the hell disliked this video

[@yeetirosina]

the things mentioned in the video made them so angry they disliked

[@GrookeyYT]

54 people disliked so screw them

[@hongzingpoon7961]

When you mistype while commenting and you have to rewrite the comment: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@somerandomboltoflightnin9972]

When u find a relatable comment after a million years of scrolling : *Happiness noises*

[@ItsRileyYT]

Actually that x-interslope is not incorrect I’m studying this in school and you have to make the awnser a fraction

[@fallingcookies]

“favorite movie must be a number” *laughs in favorite movie being 2012*

[@GenderlessGremlin113]

Please tell me he ACTUALLY watched 9 and KNOWS how much of a good movie it actually is.

[@meaganbailey5672]

"I'd love to go to New York!" made me laugh unreasonably hard

[@RageDasher_7751]

For Google's defense, it's actually because that's a symbol that they aren't perfect, despite being 99.999% correct.

[@statueofliberty1132]

7:16 managers when that woman walks into their store: do i hear boss music?

[@loganhermann8313]

4:21 This is the equivalent of saying ‘we cannot confirm nor deny that this product contains gluten’

[@julianthomas6362]

3:49 The reason they do this is help stop people from running around in the hallways as that gets quite annoying

[@Pilfered_]

8:13 every mom in OLD videos talking about their kids:

[@mystica0]

Almost everyone: uses dishwasher My mom: what the fuck is a dishwasher

[@sofreshandsomean6262]

At 4:45 the math one isn’t mildly infuriating. He was just wrong. It said write answer in slope intercept form, which means, unless the slope is a whole number, it has to be a fraction

[@LilCinnamonRoll2006]

“What’s your favorite movie? Must be a number” 1917, doesn’t matter if it isn’t your favorite, it’ll get you through the question

[@yumikodazaiswaifu]

There's also a movie called "9"

[@nexus1g]

Lost it at "....Paris... Idaho...?" "Yeah... You got it... How much?" Just the frustrated defeat you conveyed in your voice. I was drinking. Soda almost up my nose.

[@pilot1882]

If Big Jake is 3% of a football field in length he would be 10.8 feet lmaoo

[@sevilleandcoarthouse2960]

That introduction was smoother than the inside of my colon after 3 gallons of wood laquor

[@cadenhechtman3068]

*When mildly infuriating becomes a ten minute rant*

[@nexus1g]

8:33 Yeah, I was that sap at one time. Worked maintenance at a strip mall. Janitorial was part of it, constituting daily routine with actual maintenance being peppered throughout. Worst was when I had to clean up explosive diarrhea from someone who didn't quite make it. Left the brown, sogged-out underwear behind even.

[@load-bearingcoconut5586]

That post at around 11:35 is EXACTLY why companies should not rely on bots for customer service