r/Crackheadcraigslist | why do these exist?

[@ArthropodJay]

"You can't just sell a state" *new objective: sell a state*

[@peterhacke6317]

Russia did it first.

[@aarondampier500]

I've sold 24 states and I'm wanted in all of them

[@awesomestyles]

Funnily enough, there was a post on this subreddit about someone trying to get a state sold to Canada (Montana).

[@awesomestyles]

Jared Sabatelli PP ring, I think.

[@bristonreeves725]

Ahem. Louisiana purchase

[@MangchowMcbee]

"Hello gorgeous people, I'm jack, Zach ain't coming back, welcome to emkay"

[@questionnnnn]

;w;

[@stephaniesheep1147]

"I WILL NOT PREFORM ANYTHING ILLEGAL (anymore)" U h, can I ask what exactly you've done that was illegal sir?

[@theoneandonly5371]

@B R U V ! I did

[@angelic_autumngachaclubgac3483]

Arson

[@tzshchsjsjxijyo]

@@angelic_autumngachaclubgac3483 oh ok

[@thekillerkreeper3046]

"I am selling a used but almost new Colonel Sanders Bench. As you can see from the picture it is in impeccable shape..." Ironic. It is an impeccable KFC bench. He might aswell have said that it's in eggcellent shape

[@ZebraLuv]

The perfect bench to choke the milk out of your chicken on. Lol

[@thekillerkreeper3046]

@@ZebraLuv 🤣

[@2MeterLP]

12:30 considering chicken are birds and therefore dont produce milk, I am confused on what this liquid actually is.

[@rapogirl1391]

... I can only think of one other white color liquid...

[@mortmort388]

@@rapogirl1391 you obviously never seen a chicken not in a cage

[@rapogirl1391]

@@mortmort388 Actually my grandparents raised chickens. They also lived on the same property so I was around them a lot. I even watched my grandpa and uncle behead some...

[@Venom-rr1vg]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@ZebraLuv]

CHOKE THE CHICKEN TO GET COCK MILK!!!!

[@jakekaywell5972]

For anyone who's curious, the "real-life Toy Story car" is a Buick Reatta. It, together with the Cadillac Allante, was both the best and the most innovative products GM had to offer in the final years of the Cold War.

[@nefwaenre]

5:46 this baby will grow up to be a serial killer. This is how it all starts, always.. Sold for cash and coke.

[@Average_Brody]

1:17 please give jack the cutest quack of the year award

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

I'd get that duck and name it Jack

[@planetaryastronomer9533]

Astronomy

[@Bongothemonkey]

Physics

[@HuntersMoon78]

Jack the duck that quacks back.

[@dutchbaguette]

You meen jack ingof?

[@biggiecheese8621]

I thought you were dead

[@jayhamptonnn]

Kid: Mum can we have Bambi? Mum: we have Bambi at home *Bambi at home: **0:04*

[@ralsei6334]

My dogs name is bambi

[@mewyorkcityf46607]

@@ralsei6334 He’s a deer not a dog

[@jayhamptonnn]

@@ralsei6334 so is mine... She’s a chihuahua 👀

[@paranoiarpincess]

That artwork is AWESOME!

[@assassincheese0]

When it's so bad that Jack starts singing opera

[@noisy_wallflower]

Okay, literally the coolest fan art I’ve seen.. like ever

[@Moai_Manson]

0:23 that's debatable after crying and going through mood swings and ruining my school life.

[@muntherdoesstuff9615]

13:20 the police: *interesting*

[@Squeaktoymk2]

1:45 "Condition Poor" Looks mint to me.

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

Huh, the Bambi live action looks really weird

[@Somajsibere]

Hi!

[@pog7126]

Also on this chanel

[@Sergeant_Jargon]

If that wasnt a toe massager what was it. I genuinely do not know

[@elderpebler9482]

it was a cock ring

[@Sergeant_Jargon]

@@elderpebler9482 why dose that even exist

[@Jennifer_MB]

@@Sergeant_Jargon maintain an erection by slowing blood flow

[@lennartgamer2339]

zack is Jack*ng Jacks Zack uff

[@gayfanta9254]

@@elderpebler9482 I KNEW IT!

[@AihtnycCyN]

The fan art was COOL AF! This person got some talent!

[@brittnismith5997]

I'm fairly certain the "liquid gold" was breastmilk. Hospitals are always in need for premies.

[@Boredchinchilla]

Weightlifters and certain fetishists buy it. Hospitals will take donations of it.

[@flowercat9883]

The car in the Thumbnail is so cool,and i Love these Videos

[@gealachmidnight6614]

That plague doctor art was dope af

[@keenseven9968]

if craigslist was a person it would be me

[@atr1x778]

i feel like this will get a lot of likes **SOMEHOW**

[@evanstraintubeyt6950]

Lol

[@atr1x778]

it already gain 10 likes in 2 mins I shall watch this rise!

[@keenseven9968]

@@atr1x778 omg gone for 1 minute and I have 34 likes

[@BlueOysterStan]

you are a baseball

[@Piscestriker]

The guy below me is from craigslist

[@alieng7883]

*yes*

[@pegasuswubz9902]

In my 16 years of life in Utah I never heard someone pronounce it like that. I will refuse to say it any other way now

[@megsmith6758]

The fan art was incredible

[@mxoconnor5676]

That work of art is so, so good!

[@nullunit2830]

That fan art was amazing!

[@phroggish]

That duck is perfect, *how dare you sell him*

[@jupiter_407]

Pretend that I wrote something hilarious...

[@jon97gamer1bluesparkgames5]

🤣🤣

[@deku_the_super_saiyan5255]

How do you even come up with this stuff?!

[@mirrorfrog4782]

HAHAHAHAHAHVAHAHAAAAAAAA FUNNIEST SHIT EVEEERRRRR

[@agang3027]

Damn bro you got the whole squad laughing 🤣🤣🤣

[@boxberus4282]

Lmao I laughed so hard

[@evanstraintubeyt6950]

4:30 I like model trains nooo 😭

[@radghost16]

The casket coffee table is actually pretty sick

[@DanDoesStuffs]

Fun fact: A man in India once sold the Taj Mahal and the Red Fort in Delhi to some foreigners. His name was Natwarlal and he did more of these absurd things which led to addition of 'Mr.' to his name in the police records. You can look it up.

[@tercioplays913]

Thats fanart is actually amazin

[@bunbunisdonedone]

FUN FACT depending on where you live it’s actually illegal to have those owl feathers

[@paranoiarpincess]

Um... chickens don't... make... milk... >.>

[@CatMasksSideChannel]

r/wooosh

[@CatMasksSideChannel]

prob

[@13thfullmoon3]

I was about to say the same thing.

[@Howhungry1234]

Not if you squeeze it hard enough

[@pulsefel9210]

females dont....males do....

[@mr_dolphin621]

5:35 Awe poor Dave. He isn't going to be the next mega mind. He is going to be Dave the octopus from penguins from Madagascar movie lmaoo🤣🤣🤣

[@catriamflockentanz]

15:09 It's waaaay worse than that. The feathers are part of the owl's body after all. The accurate analogy with a human would be: "You see someone get hit by a car and die and the first thing you think of is ripping off their _skin_ ."

[@nalistergaming7658]

The fan art is epic

[@apov4257]

15:06 No,you take there teeth

[@goblin3669]

Immediately rushes off to hire the screaming guy

[@rya3]

imagine saying first in 2020, couldn't be me

[@harryfarrar1540]

The last two words I expected to read today was Chicken Milk...

[@lrrrruleroftheplanetomicro7221]

Chickens aren’t mammals. What the heck were they milking.

[@Viv1992]

8$ on Fb Market? Bruh that art could sell for dozens!

[@4D4-m7v]

Dozens , of pennies

[@Viv1992]

@@4D4-m7v the theme is set to $ not pennies so not valid. Nice try though.

[@theplaguedoctor6740]

wow this is a good video. . .i love the art at the end

[@lulumew8235]

8:13 that couch lookin' like the Wide Putin meme

[@ian-edwardugbaja3439]

The person in the thumbnail who put those plant pots for sale must be channelling their inner Among Us.

[@TetraSky]

... Wait... You can... milk chickens? .... But... They are not mammals... they don't have mammory glands... So where is the milk coming fr... Oh ... Oh no... It's from the rooster isn't it.

[@DanDoesStuffs]

I- I think so. And I am horrified by it. Why? Just why do people do stuff like this?!?!

[@awesomestyles]

Wait... WAIT...

[@thatonecat3518]

I cry my self to sleep watching this... In a good way :)

[@iliamthaisvilella3159]

I loved your fanart Nine___likethenumber

[@uiuna1]

the funny thing about the raccoon is that is actually the going price for ones that are bred to be pets

[@finlandball1939]

1:32 *Clarkson! I’m on the bloody throne!*

[@legendarymug9795]

6:55 what was that LMAO

[@GWERT96]

what is that thing??

[@legendarymug9795]

@@GWERT96 no idea

[@100purenacl3]

Its a cock ring

[@FurkanJanberk]

thumbnail: me: *DEAD BODY REPORTED*

[@emeraldqueen17]

0:44 It looks like those Entenmann's chocolate-dipped donuts when I peel the chocolate part off.

[@tinopavlat659]

I think the re apostrophe guy meant re upholstery, it looked like it was made of foam too

[@awesomestyles]

Day 26 of asking for these subreddits (again, due to double uploads): Robin: -r/ihadastroke -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) -r/trippinthroughtime Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/Wellthatsucks Lexi: -r/mildlyinteresting -r/notlikeothergirls And finally: -A collaboration between Robin and Zach (have Zach return just for this). Thanks! :D

[@404_downbad8]

Great. Woke up 2:30 AM for this and im proud

[@gulan2049]

Emkay : male duck 20 dolla.. Me : ILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK

[@keylimepython641]

Quack.

[@КаналМишкиЯцыка]

Thumbnail looks like an Impostor chopped off a top half of the crewmate and planted some flowers here.

[@lucid9324]

....Coffin as a coffee table... That's actually kinda cool for like Halloween or if a person just likes scary stuff

[@Lee.M.D]

Goth

[@alphawolfgamerarchived3973]

So *THAT'S* what crewmates do with the dead crewmate's legs!

[@valleryholbrook5983]

"Why not just like the video?" Because I already did.

[@Dee_Just_Dee]

12:30 Fun trivia: In French, "chicken milk" is just what they call eggnog.

[@Up_Town]

Thumbnail: a Triple kill we gotta vote NOW!

[@kingmorgan5047]

Fun fact: selling those owl feathers (in the US) is *extremely illegal* because of a little thing called the MBTA (fws.gov/birds/policies-and-regulations/laws-legislations/migratory-bird-treaty-act.php). Seriously, just leave bird feathers alone, it's not worth it.

[@gigachad5563]

JACK on your next crackheadcraigslist, please say "my name is Jack, the snack that smokes crack and here is some other people who do as well"

[@norwegianlass]

I think the dude on 7:30 is playing "bigger or better", which is a game where you trade stuff with people for something bigger or better than the thing you already had

[@norwegianlass]

The dude with the paperclip

[@claudiaborges8406]

2:08 hey, the jar aint free

[@Winlem]

That quack was a quality 10/10

[@Kitty-candy413]

“I won’t do anything illegal (anymore)” Did anyone else think that was hilarious and crazy 😂😂😂😂

[@JeremyZimm]

@EmKay - "Liquid gold" is the term used for breast milk as selling bodily fluids is banned on seller sites.

[@krabztakrabz4108]

1:00 savage move

[@apersunthathasaridiculousl1890]

1:00 he intentionally crashes into signs and takes them

[@kw1ky971]

5:21 With the springs in the top left corner I think they're implying These shoes will give you a jump start

[@eunicerodrigues1500]

Fan art was sooo cool

[@lucybrimstone3193]

Hi Jack! I ate a muffin, and now I have heartburn.

[@carterbush7528]

Yo, Jack Black here! I love his voice on Emkay!

[@sketchinlefty9613]

I like lizards

[@doris.9230]

"Liquid Gold" is referring to colostrum, which is a mother's first breast milk. Its packed full of nutrients for a baby. Its not a gold selling scam, its just someone selling their breast milk online.

[@fuzzy5792]

That’s only slightly less concerning than what I thought it was

[@optimisticnihilist7705]

Emkay looking at ezpz and Daniel Lee: I raised those boys!

[@NT-sx2bd]

Wonderful content as always mate

[@endertronicinc.7463]

5:32 I think the more important question is why is it considered a restuarant?

[@Nova_Avali]

Say what you will buying a entire state for $5m is one hell of a deal

[@sirdarezen3980]

That sounds about right for Ipswich.

[@sunolili862]

The person who uses three nouns after the word either and claims to be a writer deserves to be publicly humiliated

[@bravewater5737]

2:54 5:24 his reaction 😂 7:15 7:45 😂 12:18 why?! 14:26 ...why? 14:40 🤦🏽

[@dracones3020]

I have a plague doctor mask and that fannart is spot on

[@Nick_Upperscore]

how to use dead crew mates as plant pots

[@WatermelonPocky]

Ducks and geese are great guard birbs, they always get thier man!

[@angelic_autumngachaclubgac3483]

Jasper: *Tries to lift tree off her* HOW THICC IS THIS TREE?! Metal Jasper: Idk how you were able to chop down that tree? Jasper: Idk Garnet: Im not lifting the tree Amethyst: Its Karma for being a jerk, sis Pearl: What? Lapis: *Not Caring* Peridot: Shes fine

[@jonathankulesa]

Ipswich, my hometown... Small world... ❤

[@ICNHH]

12:25 Me: what's wrong with that? Me 10 seconds later: *hol up*

[@AverageSkavenEnjoyer]

12:17 It's weirder when you realize chicken's don't have milk

[@jigglypop]

Emkay changed the title from "toy story irl" too this lol

[@xover2266]

Sees the image of the video- Me: among veggies./crewmate veggies.

[@xXPHYCOmonkeyXx]

Those baby dolls are used for woman that have lost a child. It helps in the emotional/mental recovery. Therapy dolls

[@issacvoregames]

I’d say the art at the end of the vid was worth at least 40 bucks.

[@jaozinhogacha1071]

6:45 *JARATE!*

[@muntherdoesstuff9615]

Me: *looks at thumbnail* Also me: another actor ruined by drugs and alcohol Edit: the thumbnail used to be a big car that was painted like the car from toy story but it didn’t look exactly like it but now the thumbnail is a bunch of flowers growing on pants thanks Emkay I appreciate that