r/Mildlyinfuriating | DAMIEN IS SCREAMING

[@michiel2827]

Emkay: puts Damien in title Everyone: I'VE BEEN SUMMONED

[@sumcheeze]

I have not watched a single video ever since he left, and now I can watch his videos again

[@frenchfries1675]

Same thing happens with lexie

[@pureevil6878]

im gonna miss damien, he was the best voice on here, unlike the pervert that keeps calling me sexy

[@MotherChickenCooking]

Yes

[@t-posearrione0945]

@@pureevil6878 u are aware of deelee Right?

[@sawcee]

Damien: “Whats going on guys and welcome back to EmKay” everyone: *manly crying*

[@hagenspringtrap9431]

69th like I am is nice

[@luma406]

188th like 😎

[@The_Arizonaranger]

Ye

[@aljaberhk]

what about slazo

[@Joshuadavie50643]

365th like

[@user-dw1es8nk2l]

Damien: this is the last of my guest spots here on EmKay Me: oh no *goes to DeeLee* _anyways.._

[@mrantler2310]

LeeDee

[@brianmercerjr2282]

‍

[@zkull9982]

yeah, that's the point

[@humnflush]

@@brianmercerjr2282 Really went

[@DyingCkat]

DAMEIN NOOOOOO Now that I think about it I did like robin better

[@thisisanalt4821]

His namien was Damien, without him this channel will never be the samien

[@Enderia2]

@Evan Scheu lexi has a channel, too. she has a playlist of about all her EmKay videos.

[@Enderia2]

@Evan Scheu good for u

[@tantalizingtiddies4220]

@Evan Scheu It's really sad that most people hate Lexi. I think she's a wonderful addition to the channel

[@tantalizingtiddies4220]

@Evan Scheu I agree wholeheartedly!

[@glados_portal_2]

i hate every ien in there

[@juniorsynthwave1261]

Damien: and that's gonna be the end of r/mildlyinfuriating Everyone: *manly crying*

[@amg2020gt3]

congratulations you have stolen a comment

[@juniorsynthwave1261]

@@amg2020gt3 lol i didn't know

[@amg2020gt3]

@@juniorsynthwave1261 its ok just dont do it again

[@juniorsynthwave1261]

@@amg2020gt3 ok

[@danny67762]

go on deelee

[@Z9R.]

This being Damien's last appearance on Emkay is extremely infuriating.

[@StormyDoesStuff]

i agree

[@lazyst9417]

Just go and watch his videos on his channel

[@memerman9268]

he makes the exact same content on his other channel, DeeLee

[@catthecastrophe]

Isn't he on Sadmilk now

[@memerman9268]

@@catthecastrophe ye

[@scenessalsajar]

r/Mildlyinfuriating in a nutshell: "My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined."

[@snowkerman308]

Now this is an original comment

[@yumiko523]

That's not mild at all though

[@angryboimonstertom3657]

Good person this made my day

[@noeljonsson3578]

­

[@digital_video_disc]

True

[@imspear9172]

Damien: "This is the last of my guest spots here on EmKay" Everyone in the comment section: *Bet*

[@acidgutz.2088]

Damien: " 1987 where the bite happened, anyways...." me: "Hol' up"

[@bucketbutters866]

WAS THE BITE OF 87?!!?!???!

[@gracefullydumb]

plot twist: he was there where it happened

[@victuvaporub]

WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87?

[@nottelling8129]

I WAS JUST ABOUT TO POINT THAT OUT

[@MissUsername]

I- *jeremy fitzgerald* ? *confused fnaf 2 noises*

[@erlouwer]

I love how at this point Damien is his own "clickbait" tool.

[@imtired5712]

My life support was made with flas-.

[@briftdoard]

WeLl ThIs Is ObViOuSlY fAkE bEcAuSe If It WaS tRuE hE wOuLdNt Be AbLe To PoSt ThE cOmMeNt

[@christimcghee7356]

Press F to pay respects.

[@frostfire3941]

Rip

[@karatheshapeshifter1784]

r.i.p.

[@alternatecheems8145]

i still dont know why someone even used flash to do anything other than flash games and animations

[@Wilhelm23985]

Emkay episode I: Damien is back Emkay episode II: Damien strikes back Emkay episode III: Damien is screaming

[@puggyboy694]

Star Wars.

[@charax-1]

"What the elements that are magnetic?" Whoever made the question: sometimes it's nice being the bad guy

[@mrantler2310]

Magnets

[@TheHotBlade]

*"Sometimes I even stagger myself with my genius."*

[@brianmercerjr2282]

‍

[@Mike23443]

Well, technically, it's not all of the above because all of the above is only cobalt and nickel. Iron was below the point that specified all of the above. This is beyond evil, this is wrong.

[@rememberingxd577]

@@TheHotBlade sometimes my genius its almost frightening

[@dogepickle7450]

“1987 when the bite happened...” **my brain getting stuck going through the entire story and lore of fnaf**

[@MissUsername]

Me:OH NO NOT AGAIN-

[@ciarandaragh8676]

Me: ah sh*t here we go again

[@tantalizingtiddies4220]

@@ciarandaragh8676 i never stopped

[@newb.justnewb.8762]

Did I forget something? The last thing I remembered about this event is that the child bite was theorized to be in 1983, while the one in 1987 happened in FNAF 2...

[@InfamousCrisCris]

Before, I was writing a story with a guy named Damien as a minor antagonist. Now that I know this Damien, I can't in all good conscience use that name. This man is too wholesome and enjoyable.

[@Alice-ls8ph]

Damien: 1987 when the bite happened Fnaf fans: He speaks the language of the gods

[@legendaryplayer4243]

Yes someone noticed

[@KAT_TheCat]

Ah yes he does I can relate

[@MissUsername]

*yes*

[@jephluzentales7944]

Me enjoying damien back in emkay: KZbin subtitles: hey guys welcome back to I’m gay

[@khiioni]

damien is trying to tell us something, and were just joking about it

[@SarahSoupster]

Ok, your gay but please continue what the subtitles said

[@tronche2cake]

plot twist: the subtitles are accurate

[@restless.]

I heard Damien's voice and i immediately liked the video

[@PBandJamesFields]

I S THIS REEL DOCTPR FPILL

[@BrutallyObscura]

Yeah Dr Phil I agree

[@Quevii]

Same man

[@totallynotdjporky8104]

I read this comment and automatically liked

[@DS-ej3xm]

Ditto

[@debillington9239]

Damiens laugh is the only laugh on KZbin that registers as [Laughter] on auto subtitles

[@Ferrorocher]

15:53 - word of advice if this happens to you, put cold water in the top glass and soak the bottom glass with warm water This way the heat will make the bottom glass expand while the cold will make the top glass shrink

[@itz_cheezy3864]

Title:(Damien is screaming* Me:"Somebody gotta give him some milk"

[@TheOtisLaurey]

I don’t want milk

[@itz_cheezy3864]

@@TheOtisLaurey oh ok

[@trqsh_can]

@Kairi Lindell nobody cares.

[@TheHotBlade]

Chinese takeout store: Noooo, you can't just advertise your delivery service inside of our food! Deliveroo: Haha, fortune cookie surprise goes brrrr!

[@mrantler2310]

Hotted bladed

[@crunchdoof]

Add a public reply...

[@ghostiebee7434]

I HATE deliveroo

[@adamzero_]

11:46 That is a bot detection question, often put on surveys to prevent bots from clicking randomly. Due to how its worded many bots will pick yes, as it isnt uncommon to have been in an accident. Answering yes will likely boot you out of the survey.

[@LifelessRomantic]

I once got a fortune cookie that literally just said “Don’t panic”

[@krakkywakky863]

I mean... Don't

[@NonbinaryLesbian]

Child: *has severe depression* Parent: Just smile more! 😊🥰

[@eddykidplayzyt]

That would make me panic even more

[@veryoriginalname2515]

Aaah, the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, amazing books.

[@CHILLIN2540]

Average 42 enjoyer

[@TheTroupeMasterGrimm]

Fun fact: technically the answer “all of the above” is incorrect because iron is also magnetic, and the “iron” option was below the “all of the above” option

[@amiriki]

that was the point

[@AspenLP]

I was thinking that too

[@Imirui]

Damien going from owning EmKay to not being involved to being a guest star to back to appearing regularly:

[@8.21productions9]

but... he never owned emkay?

[@RAZORBACK_BELIEVER]

@@8.21productions9 he was the original emkay narrerator according to other people in this comment section

[@fieryflame1299]

@@RAZORBACK_BELIEVER Nah. The original was Slazo

[@RC-uf5xm]

Nah, that was Slazo

[@IndigoStorm27]

13:47 Mr. Pringles lost his hair and that youthful spark in his eye. What a tragedy.

[@Raine_Cloudz]

As I read this comment I got a pringles ad

[@IndigoStorm27]

@@Raine_Cloudz Coincidence? *I THINK NOT!*

[@Tetrispriter]

I died when I saw the post about the tiny Spiny toy. I love Spinies and everything Spiny related so that was my favorite post but also just the concept of walking around and suddenly you step on something awfully sharp and you're like "Ow what's this?" and you lift your foot to see a red spiky turtle from Super Mario Bros. is awfully hilarious to me.

[@codyandersen7254]

I love it when Damien is lightly amused. His laugh sounds genuine.

[@Sabera_Longsword]

13:41 one way to tell is to look for images that DONT have a checkered background, googles transparent PNGs have a solid white background, and turn into nothingness when clicked/tapped on, for me anyways.

[@zoorenard1101]

" Damien is screaming " is the most compelling title I've seen in years!!!

[@BDMZ404]

2:37 DAMIEN IS A MAN OF CULTURE. Fnaf at freddy's, that's where I wanna be.

[@SJohann]

Fnaf at freddy's Five Nights at Freddy's at Freddy's?

[@MissUsername]

H m m **hums in static noises like mangle**

[@tantalizingtiddies4220]

@@SJohann I'M SCREECHING

[@Quitten_YT]

"I just don't get iiiit! why do you want to stay!? FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!" lol

[@JoshCottrell21]

9:25 that Damien laugh just warms my whole heart. Lol

[@carborn7954]

Damien : "2013 , 2015 , 1987 where the bite happened" FNAF fans : - rise from their graves -

[@Quitten_YT]

YES.

[@Lawsonomy1]

7:11 My old grocery store back home would always do this. Whenever they wanted to rase the prise of something they would mark it as "on sale" for the same price it was before for a few weeks then the "sale" would end and the price would go up, but if you ever moved the little sale tags they were just covering up the old normal price that they hadn't even bothered to remove. Super scummy.

[@foxes1127]

1:19 Damien: that's not just regular airpods they are the expensive kind! Me: Wait, there's a not expensive one?

[@DrierLocket7477]

More expensive than the og airpods

[@lesliewolfe7643]

I feel like Damien always sounds so happy when he’s doing Emkay vids

[@user-st7rq3sn7v]

He was just tryna get a tortilla he liked! Here's what you do from now on, chief! Serve every single meal to him on a plain tortilla. Then when he asks for another meal, tell him he gotta eat the plate (Tortillas get real crunchy when exposed to too much air). He'll never touch your tortillas again!

[@TheZombo]

“This is my last guest spot on EmKay” Damien 2021 I’ve been here from when he joined emkay to now.

[@henryg.8762]

Breaking news: Florida man flees to California to avoid Florida man jokes

[@mayoactual2065]

NO DAMIEN STOP SCREAMING YOU’LL AWAKEN THE DEMONS IN MY HOUSE

[@blaster3190]

Goku drip

[@gamingwithfrost4130]

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm are you ok bro do you need an exorsist

[@vyxlfy8520]

me: *just trying to relax* the tingling in my foot: *bonjour*

[@redrobin1353]

Buenos dias,guday,guten tag,konichiwa!

[@randomweeb36]

“You can take the man out of Florida but you can’t take the Florida out of the man” once a Florida man always a Florida man

[@Abossow77]

about the two bowls stuck together: Put them in the freezer overnight get some warm water (not hot or the bowls will explode!) and put the bottom bowl in it until its close to line where they touch gently pull them apart while trying to warm only the bottom one! also, for the best effect, put ice cubes in the top bowl to keep it cold for longer source: I had to do this too many times

[@DeleightofThere]

As someone who worked for Amazon as a packer... Regulations on batteries as of about 2015 or so regulate how batteries are shipped. The smallest box you can send a battery in is the one pictured as it's the smallest box that is large enough to accommodate the required battery label on the box.

[@awesomestyles]

Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine. Day 141 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia Anyone: -r/ihadastroke -r/HumansBeingBros -r/Wellthatsucks -r/HolUp And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D

[@Draguunlol]

Dayum respect to this man he did it under a min

[@GenericPerson]

H

[@yesno8654]

@@Draguunlol prob copy pasted but sure

[@sociallyawkwardguy7106]

Did you copy this in a save txt file?

[@awesomestyles]

Yes, I did copy & paste this. How else would I get it out this quickly?

[@yosefsilverman5005]

"im gonna get a carpeted desk right now and no one can stop me" Jesus: Are you sure about that?

[@Kn0wnt]

2:38 Every FNaF fan: *ah yes, a man of culture I see.*

[@shabillalma4907]

2:38 "Ah I see Your a man of culture as well"

[@LeDiskoLove99]

How DARE YOU SIR! Everyone knows the pink starburst are the worst.

[@glPryce]

Day 63 of asking EmKay to record a shower thoughts of their own.

[@ssuperant6537]

Who’s enkay?

[@Detritiviolet]

@@ssuperant6537 I was just about to say that

[@eat00002]

@@ssuperant6537 that was a joke by the way

[@Moonlight-gb2zt]

huh

[@DanBulboTheGamer]

Almost 69

[@crossbones1960]

if damien carpets his desk, i may just have to smite him.

[@Lucifer_Is_Not_Amused]

"1987 where the bite happened WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87!?!?!?!

[@thiswasnttaken3951]

Yes! Somebody noticed it! I thought i was the only one

[@Lucifer_Is_Not_Amused]

@@thiswasnttaken3951 i noticed instantly. I was working and it caught me off guard lol

[@pigeon_stab]

Timestamp please?

[@Lucifer_Is_Not_Amused]

@@pigeon_stab 2:33

[@pigeon_stab]

@@Lucifer_Is_Not_Amused thank youuuu

[@t.k.1676]

Its literally been so sad without Damien here. It's good to hear his voice, I hope he stays this time

[@masnyklaus8082]

00:00 I've made that post! Thanks for featuring it in your video

[@nixparadox2915]

*reading the years* the year the bite happened Me: wait that's a fnaf reference

[@emsheree]

Amirite

[@ATrueGremlin]

Glad I'm not the only one who noticed that.

[@idkfvv]

Florida man wishes to be referred to "California man" in jokes about him

[@tears_of_asariel3198]

4:51 while it is mildly infuriating to look at, it looks intentional, the one that is turned around is positioned in a way so that when the batter hits the ball, if it goes out of the park, it goes away from the building there in the top right

[@FeenieVonKarma]

5:50 "THAT IS AN AGENT OF CHAOS." this really got me 😂

[@That1707]

11:46 these things are attention checks. They're often designed very obvious in a way that disqualifies participants that aren't actually paying attention because low quality surveyors often click quickly through them without reading

[@hervisdaubeny3227]

BREAKING NEWS: Florida man moves to california and wishes to now be called "California man"

[@gamingwithfrost4130]

hello there

[@hervisdaubeny3227]

@@gamingwithfrost4130 hello there

[@jameshaugh7830]

"Florida man Damien forced to move to California after wrestling too many alligators "

[@krishgupta9085]

Ay that chromebook key hella useful. If you don't like it, just go into settings and change it to caps lock.

[@SoloBeing1]

Or you can just hold shift and then type the caps

[@zapthewarrior7577]

what chromebook key are you referring to exactly?)

[@unnamellie]

@@zapthewarrior7577 🔍

[@SoloBeing1]

warriors kick if you were asking me that but I have a hp chromebook 14 if I'm right

[@leafie1709]

3:31 Fun fact about the "useless key", if you hold it and ctrl at the same time then press "h", it inverts the color on your chromebook.

[@noamieh9577]

RISE MY SON RISE! Make us happy again ( I missed you so much I am so happy U made my day Don’t disappear again )

[@owenbaxendale540]

You can re-map the "discovery" key on a Chromebook to caps in the settings menu

[@owenwenoo3336]

Exactly what I was thinking

[@bigsam8597]

So long, Damien, you will forever be in our hearts, brother...

[@shep9516]

Damian: mkay Captions: I'm gay

[@chrish6415]

1:21 those airpods are having a conversation. I can't unsee it and hopefully neither can you.

[@muscariia]

the final showing of the man. hearing his voice and the king dice instrumental together again feels like a nerf bullet to the head. stunning, but not truly painful

[@bahmot9501]

The Ikea plastic screw was actually hilarious.

[@Reenactor_Mc]

Damien: "orange is the worst flavor" Me: The frick u just say?

[@aidankeogh1337]

A man of culture.

[@krakkywakky863]

Depends on what it is. Orange medicine? Vile. Orange lollipop/skittle? Bomb. Also cherry is the best medicine flavor and I'd like to see yall TRY and change my mind

[@Xmannn001]

Title: “Damien” Me: holy shit wha-

[@mangacd]

fr i started crying when the announced Damien was moving to DeeLee, be assured they were manly tears.

[@padraiggovier1109]

13:20 Epic CMC ref Damien lol

[@ghostly_cheese4929]

POV: you're trying to think of a creative comment.

[@mrantler2310]

Reply

[@kleck3846]

Febreeze

[@TheRealSteveHarvey]

No

[@minecraftjesus7548]

POV: it took you at least 4 minutes to think of this

[@ghostly_cheese4929]

@JollyUrchin 43 reply to reply to reply

[@afluffyfox6802]

A fox approves of this video. DAMIEN MY LOVE!!❤❤

[@seannieuwenhuizen1480]

it is mildly infuriating that damien said the red was off at 12:07 even though it's the blue that was off

[@PokeMario-pk4ot]

It was the red

[@reecewaters6344]

That "full English breakfast" pushed me to the point of anger where you show no emotion and almost made me cry frow frustration

[@nalstudio_official]

12:10 the red isn't off by one pixel, but because the red light emitting diodes are on the left side of the pixel, it looks like it's shifted one pixel.

[@shaggygabe728]

I like Damien the most out of the Emkay crew. His voice is the best out of all the others. Not to mention the videos with Damien have little to no political meme/content/references, wich is nice as politics are dumb and stupid. Thank you for you Emkay service, Damien. You were my fav! :D

[@theduckman5245]

POV: you've seen 5 POV comments already

[@titan4110]

LAST TIME? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

[@pedronobre4454]

Theres the Channel that only he is in its called deelee

[@titan4110]

@@pedronobre4454 I know that. Just you know, *saddens cutely*

[@smiley8534]

URE FINALLY BACK I MISSED U SO MUCH GOODNESS UR VOICE IS SO AMAZING AND COOL ps:sad that only for this EP tho

[@tommycoolatta6533]

1:51 as a person who cooks bacon to the point where the fat is nice and crispy, this looks like the beginner subscription to heaven

[@lilyrohner87]

Video Title: Damian is screaming Me: THE KING HAS RETURNED

[@brandocolate6564]

He returned a week ago

[@mrantler2310]

He returned a few vids ago

[@lilyrohner87]

I didn't watch that vid, so I didn't notice lol

[@megacharizardxgod5298]

when i was little i accidentally broke my dads fish tank, i think that i headbutted it a little bit too hard

[@galaxybrain_658]

OMG everyone i finally figured out what Emkay's music is. It's freakin' cuphead. love that. Love you too damien, we'll miss you

[@thet00nedl00n]

You figured it out? I knew it from the start of his narrating here!

[@Kaniel199]

wow you people are late

[@Sara-wv4tm]

Damien is always gonna be my favorite narrator. Me and my boyfriend often watch Emkay before sleep or at lunch!

[@LOVE-iv2pw]

16:19 thats what photoshop is for man! You'd be surprised how easy it is to touch that up without ruining the effect the focus on the dandelion flower gives.

[@bingus_fan9705]

well Damien, your certainly going out painfully, but if you can come back, do! we miss you!

[@alphalex0192]

Actualy "all of the above" was wrong, because it diddnt include Iron.

[@royalefour9937]

Omg you’re right

[@bigmanbazzaaa]

Guess who’s back

[@ethananderson9713]

back again

[@willeezpvp7804]

Back again

[@leriamn9669]

Im new 🖐

[@Harley92820]

@@willeezpvp7804 shadys back

[@georgefeser6483]

Back again

[@Terratetradon]

7:26 whats more mildly infuriating is that they posted this to Reddit instead of reporting it

[@elu9189]

2:10 bro how are you mad, free cardboard 😃

[@taxevasion430]

Overused fun fact comment: Nobody has watched all this except the editors and narrators

[@agent2608]

Debunked. Just finished watching. Suck it.

[@Petar901]

@@agent2608 if you say so 😏

[@antisocial5813]

I'll miss u narrating on here, but DeeLee is just as great

[@Mike23443]

Is it just me, or is the baseball field rotated like that to avoid making defense play with sun in the eyes like... the whole time?

[@trandaiphuc5342]

Yes, that is exactly why they design it that way.

[@Cherrydroidyt]

*Me after Damien say "when the bite happened" after 1987*: I see your a man of culture as well.

[@beynickiana]

14:58 find someone who has a smart car and ask them to park on either side of the owner's son's truck. After a few days of being stranded until the smart car owner comes out, I'm pretty sure it'll stop. If they don't work under that boss, nothing can happen to them.