r/Mildlyinfuriating | I'm About To Snap

[@hamburger7243]

I absolutely hate when I fog up my glasses trying to breathe outside, I’m already basically blind without glasses so I can’t just take them off.

[@j1nx192]

Same

[@Aaaaaa-bf5en]

That's why I don't go outside

[@arifwibisana2723]

Same

[@brianmercerjr2282]

HAAA

[@kyracruz9360]

@@brianmercerjr2282 hi

[@cryptic_racoon5477]

The first one hits different when you have glasses

[@ritzkit1244]

It does >:(

[@tornadoty54]

As someone who just got glasses I agree

[@FrogOnADogsSittingOnALog]

Yeah I always have to take off my glasses

[@Bean-kh9cu]

Yea...

[@brianmercerjr2282]

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[@kosmicwaffle]

Clockwise: *is a word* The clock: I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that.

[@reaper.exe.]

the clock isnt very wise, is it?

[@bigduck9]

Zaza q

[@brianmercerjr2282]

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[@fireflare908]

ㅤ @@brianmercerjr2282

[@notthatntg]

@@fireflare908 wdym

[@TheHotBlade]

Wednesday: [Is spelled correctly.] Lexi: *_wedNESday._*

[@brianmercerjr2282]

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[@Tigof_]

@@brianmercerjr2282 understandable, have a nice day!

[@velvetyredd]

@@brianmercerjr2282 too political

[@mrantler2310]

I own glasses but I don't wear them *hits wall* who needs glasses anyway

[@Boomrainbownuke9608]

how else do you pronounce it? wensday?

[@sab7932]

The "whats up sexy im lexi" just boosts my self confidence a little more. NOT TODAY BODY DYSMORPHIA HA

[@chronicallyunsupervised]

Yes fuck dysphoria that shit sucks

[@canigetalittlebitahope404]

Dysmorphophobia be haunting 💃✨

[@jadaj]

NOT TODAY NOT EVER

[@CaTastrophy427]

Unfortunately for me, I don't feel a need to be sexy, I want to be healthy. ∏.∏

[@avery_decentusername6632]

“I have to close the door when my mom opens it and leaves it open” Hah... i have turn the tv off when my moms sleeping in her room.

[@brianmercerjr2282]

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[@trainercim6973]

@@brianmercerjr2282 thank you, SpongeBob

[@trainercim6973]

I have to turn off the unused lights in the house thanks to my mother

[@somehow_maiko1467]

@@brianmercerjr2282 ok U+3164 code user

[@earth9653]

jokes on you, its nearly impossible for me to get water from the hours of 10 pm to 8 am

[@Opila_Bird_Stan]

Lexi: be a fricking human me: you're thelexikitty not thelexihuman you can't tell me what to be

[@Opila_Bird_Stan]

crap wheres the little miracle station

[@Opila_Bird_Stan]

@@Nate2010 you aren't meant to help your victims

[@tychus1018]

@@Nate2010 do you need someone to do the killing while your gone I'm some what experienced with ink myself

[@tychus1018]

@@Nate2010 got it

[@junipest9291]

I'm Soup

[@lunarmoon06]

Ok but Lexys intro boosts my self confidence A LOT, like everyone keeps using my dead name and making me feel like crap but then Lexy comes in and says "hay sexy I'm Lexy" and it just makes me feel happy

[@totallynotme6720]

Til that Lexi was assigned a different gender than they identify as. I don’t know why but this makes me happy. you slay it Queen, Or king, or non gender binary ruler. :)

[@Shikaschima]

"I don't really hate people-" *short moment of realization* "Well-" *accepting what they said* "Eh."

[@randomsheep2949]

"What's up sexy I'm lexi" Hey lexi I'm dad

[@770XD]

Googas

[@Katie-vg3jn]

Hi dad, you finally got the milk after 11 years?

[@randomsheep2949]

@@Katie-vg3jn no unfortunately, 5 countries ran out off milk now at the sixth

[@plix4348]

Daddy~

[@plix4348]

@S00PY who?

[@naniauxen]

"Why are there so many empty snacks?" *"Because we are all dead inside"* I felt that, I 100% agree with you.

[@mcocdiobrando7254]

the moment you realize everyone on EmKay has made everyone laugh and happy

[@dreitheaverageguy402]

The very bane of someone's existence, *that cardboard flap*

[@mo_eaaeaeaeaeiucokiegan8401]

That muffin is looking awfully like a hamster Someone, baked a hamster into my muffin.

[@silverauron7850]

I can hear Damian saying it.

[@itztcptb521]

Mildly infuriating is often very infuriating

[@brianmercerjr2282]

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[@somehow_maiko1467]

@@brianmercerjr2282 stop

[@joey5733]

I think

[@finnlythemarshmallow]

Lexi: *talks about how adhd people need to take their meds before hanging up lights* Me: *stares at the uneven Christmas lights hanging on my walls that I hung myself* Hehe.... I’ll go take my meds now

[@arsenicfhalx9719]

lets take meds together

[@finnlythemarshmallow]

@@arsenicfhalx9719 agreed *pops the pills*

[@thewildhooligan7320]

Do you ever get upset at the fact that a lot of people think people with adhd can’t do anything?

[@finnlythemarshmallow]

Yeah, I swear some people believe it’s some kinda of autism. It’s really not at all.

[@anderkrume564]

@@finnlythemarshmallow i have adhd AND autism, and even i can hang up christmas lights, i’m disabled too.

[@KidCit.y]

Coughing in 2010: Oh Okay Coughing in 2020: DUEKWBENEKRJDBD

[@cookiedough2609]

2021*

[@kyracruz9360]

Hi

[@brianmercerjr2282]

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[@somehow_maiko1467]

@@brianmercerjr2282 um ok

[@nazmabegum2780]

:1 :2 :3 :4 :5 :6 :7 :8 :9

[@gunsandroses896]

As an Australian, a meat pie without the meat is a sin against humanity. Same with cheese and meat pies, (fight me)

[@joshuacaesar2025]

No no u have a point

[@CarlMax001]

Well a meat pie without meat isn't a meat pie then

[@deathlessgamer]

1:12 That's called a Svengali deck, all those nine of hearts are cut shorter than the rest of the regular cards this way you can do certain tricks such as being able to constantly stop at nine of hearts. It's also really good for forces.

[@sparrowflyaway]

Me, with glasses, wearing a mask: *adjusts the nose wire 10000000000000000 times to block off every molecule of breath*

[@Void-fb5ts]

mah man

[@liamkuehn4075]

Tape use tape

[@neyuun7854]

same here

[@erinemassey7306]

Same

[@kyracruz9360]

Lol,that line "whats up sexy,im lexy" gives me melonin

[@brianmercerjr2282]

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[@somehow_maiko1467]

@@brianmercerjr2282 stopstopstopstopstopstop

[@abha7715]

you mean serotonin? (if not what's melonin?)

[@earthtominiryu]

melanin? that's what gives skin its color XD i think you mean serotonin

[@meteorsoda369]

bruhh melanin is what gives your hair and skin color... you mean serotonin XD

[@GreenAppelPie]

I received a fedex package on Christmas Eve that had literal tire tracks on it. Needless to say the enclosed hot plate destroyed

[@jacob3988]

Easy lawsuit

[@misseselise3864]

i had a massive amazon package of clothes come in & the top was partially torn open and there was dirt inside the box

[@LunaDeaminac]

In case this is useful to anyone who feels that first post, there’s demisting spray that is meant for visors on motorcycle helmets and it works of glasses too apparently. Hope this knowledge helps someone out there.

[@pror6splayer642]

The stores around me literally just skipped valentines day, they started doing easter straight after christmas

[@darkdancer46]

"spoiler alert" i laughed WAY too hard at that one with you Lexi!

[@ruuyin6586]

Can’t stop fixing my glasses just so I can breathe without fogging them.

[@CRRNCRW]

7:23 "More importantly, was your driver diving a black and white toyota sprinter?!" I love this man.

[@zach6255]

Lexi is actually a woman btw, and we all very much love her

[@SakuraSkyes]

lexi is a trans girl (someone who was a man, and became a woman)

[@SakuraSkyes]

and btw, have a nice day!

[@zach6255]

@@SakuraSkyes **never was a man, was assigned make at birth (no hate here just a correction trans people were never the opposite gender, just born into the opposite sex, and assigned a gender according to that sex)

[@SakuraSkyes]

@@zach6255 ok!

[@LDeaneve]

Water hit different when you wake up in the middle of the night

[@CynamminStyx]

You should make "EmKay Unbound", where EmKay Goes unhinged on some of these things

[@brianmercerjr2282]

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[@CynamminStyx]

@@brianmercerjr2282 Why'd you leave a blank comment? And how did you do it

[@brianmercerjr2282]

@@CynamminStyx just to annoy people, and its from this website iempty.tooliphone.net/copy-empty-text

[@ghostly_cheese4929]

@@brianmercerjr2282 ㅤ

[@ghostly_cheese4929]

@@brianmercerjr2282 lol, it worked

[@jhonathan0017]

I actually have those magicians cards, the corners on the 9 of hearts are ever so slightly different that when you flip through the cards with the top corner they are all 9 of hearts and if you flip through them with the bottom corner they are the normal cards

[@A_feathered_snake]

The moment I herd Lexis voice Me: I will stay.

[@kawaiikitten2311]

The best 3 feelings in the word: 3. Taking a nice warm shower 2. Playing minecraft with the boys without raging 1. Hearing: "Whats up sexy, Im Lexi"

[@Keksinen]

We just went skiing in school and i gotta walk home but lexi's narration keeps me away from exhaustion

[@whatcolourisurBugatti]

oof

[@raskullsshako]

Can we just appreciate the fact that Lexi motivates us every intro? Like I feel so confident - 💖

[@kirbomatic1573]

the amount of food items here that are inedible sends me into a primal rage

[@jaydenyap2529]

6:55 Normal people when they see this: Ew. How I see it: Egg is egg.

[@zach6255]

Same

[@reallugia97]

1:15 that’s actually on purpose, it’s one of those cheap magicians decks for people that can’t force a card, so they just have basically every card in the deck the same card so that there is a high chance they will pick it

[@kalinahickcox6587]

i used to have one of these decks, it actually is notched a certain way that when you flip through the deck one way all the normal cards will show but when you flip from a different side, only the 9 of hearts will show.

[@brianmercerjr2282]

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[@engineergaming948]

@@brianmercerjr2282 how?

[@reallugia97]

@@engineergaming948 ‎

[@reallugia97]

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[@MYNAMEISDENAMED]

Lexi is the only one in the emkay crew that has a chance of going to heaven

[@isaaclee702]

The fact that the pictures change slightly early is also mildly infuriating

[@trovior]

Me with 20/20 vision 0:00: I do not have such weaknesses.

[@Mauripsu]

In school right now and had one of these. Someone got food stuck on the vending machine, shoved it and got an extra food. I got mine stuck too, shoves did nothing, and had to pay twice not to starve. I wanna fucking die.

[@toonlink5399]

Lexi, whenever I’m about to give up on something, I just watch one of the EmKay videos that you narrate. (Mildly Infuriating, Eyebleach, and others. Yes, even Lexi’s Mildly Infuriating videos make me happy) Your voice helps me to keep going and it brings me joy. Love you, Lexi! Stay awesome!

[@camden8535]

i wan say how much I love Lexi. She is legit my damn trans role model. she makes me feel comfortable with being a ftm trans, even tho shes mtf, shes a great person, funny and I'm happy to have seen the channel and hear her talking about being trans 💙💖🤍💖💙

[@beansoda2772]

💙💗🤍💗💙 maybe like that

[@camden8535]

@@beansoda2772 😯trans flag

[@beansoda2772]

@@camden8535 yeah

[@camden8535]

@@beansoda2772 :0 :) nice too meet ya

[@TheEngieTF2]

Me when I have no other jokes for r/mildlyinfuriating: *[INFURIATED]*

[@bellechawillow7540]

The “bathtub” of coleslaw for $4 is a large that feeds up to three people, Miss Lexi. Edit: After I made this comment, I had to go to work and one of the first things I had to do was make cole slaw. Lmao

[@sakurawillows8364]

Yea, popeye's is one of the BEST with portions, it was also awesome working there cause i always worked massive shifts, so got lunch breaks, aka, FOOD. Only place that was better was long john silvers, cause at the end of the day we could take home as much food as was leftover. And i was the only person in my house who actively liked fish

[@bellechawillow7540]

@@sakurawillows8364 Welp... Don’t get your hopes up about Popeye’s too much. My location no longer sells green beans, Cajun rice, Mac n cheese, or corn. We also don’t sell dinners. It’s messed up.

[@sakurawillows8364]

@@bellechawillow7540 the one i worked at had none of those things. Only rice we had was for red beans and rice. And that was over 5 years ago

[@magicalhikari5859]

Anyone noticed how Lexi is casually catching up with Jack in average vids per week?

[@x0v8]

Mildly infuriating on monday? oh how perfect.

[@j1nx192]

Yez

[@brianmercerjr2282]

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[@ArcheoLumiere]

7:33 There's actually several reasons for that! Dice Envy ships their metal Dice in individual bags partly because they do sell these Dice individually, but also because if they're shipped together in the bag they can mess up the detailing!

[@sairuhbby]

I think the plastic surgery ad was grammatically correct, Lexi. "Your perfect" as in "your idea of perfect". (Why get plastic surgery if you're already perfect?) It just doesn't read well when "you're perfect" is what your brain expects. Also, for the drawstring - there's a tool for that! Look up drawstring threaders.

[@joelhaggis5054]

1:16 I actually had a deck like this once, the trick is that the nines are slightly shorter so when you cut the deck there will always be a 9 on top. Cool for amateur magic, useless for doing anything else you might want to do with cards

[@inokainemis]

"i dont really hate people-.... well myeh"

[@mikethewhizz5085]

10:55 I dont even think one eyed Joe could screw that up

[@weedeater237]

5 reasons why glasses suck: 1. Mask blur them when you breathe 2. You need to worry about breaking them 3. You need to go on a scavenger hunt to find hem when you wake up 4 they will fall off by doing the simplest activities (running, playing sports, etc.) 5. It just sucks to have to wear them. Take it from me, you don’t want glasses

[@Void-fb5ts]

too bad i dont have a choice since my vision's in the negative and i cant recognise faces from more than 1 metre away

[@michaelgunter3197]

@@Void-fb5ts me too I wear glasses because my vision is complete shit and there are things on the internet for you're glasses that you can put on the arms of the glasses and they can stop you're glasses from falling off

[@francisdehernandez9877]

@@michaelgunter3197 these are called ropes for glasses and they are absolute shit when it comes to contact with water

[@michaelgunter3197]

@@francisdehernandez9877 well the ones I have are made out of rubber and they're super tough

[@lennart9019]

I felt that at 6:01. The infamous Tim Horton’s icing problem.

[@muntherdoesstuff9615]

It’s mildly infuriating when a skin is sticking out near your fingernail and when you pull it it hurts like hell

[@erinfinn2273]

Or when it suddenly starts bleeding an excessive amount. Like, I still need to USE that finger!

[@vibethecat4194]

I'm pretty sure that's because the fingers are really sensitive and so that's the reason why it hurts so bad

[@erasedexistence2915]

I felt this statement

[@blobgary6511]

Who is lexi

[@zach6255]

@@blobgary6511 the lady narrating this video

[@farianblinder9130]

That first one is relatable. Imagine driving and your air conditioning decide to nope out. What timing

[@thedecepticonlogo938]

As Batman would say “WHERES ROBIN”

[@dexton196]

He’s Bobin

[@thajocoth]

Spit can start the process of breaking down any food it touches, so if you get food on your clothes, your best option is to then get spit on it quickly to prevent the stain.

[@miniontoaster]

hi Keep scrolling Almost there have a glass of chocy milk.

[@j1nx192]

Yay :D

[@vibethecat4194]

Thank kind human

[@Kruhee]

"How to pipe cold air in from outside" my lovely dear, we call that a window.

[@ayune9391]

hi about to snap, im limecake :)

[@CreepySaiyanGaming]

That ‘no mask in the store’ skit just makes me want to fly to Australia, even though it would cost a lot of money and despite the whole pandemic, and go to that Guitar Exchange solely to walk in with a mask on. Madlad move.

[@quinnception631]

make sure it's a plague doctor mask

[@saraswatibutola6917]

The last time I was this early, Fortnite wasn't a thing.

[@ghostly_cheese4929]

The good old days

[@TheStinky_Rat]

Yep the good old days

[@armandosoria7993]

When life was simple.

[@TheStinky_Rat]

Yep

[@ejay1118]

Back in the '70's, the "backwards clock" was a real thing. Disney made a "Goofy" clock that worked that way.

[@bubblegumlie4918]

Dude- when it just got to the writter part that says “r/midlyinfuriating” it started fricken loading again.... Why? WHY?!

[@justsomeguywithascarf8809]

"What's up sexy I'm Lexi and welcome back to em-gay"

[@deadlock8173]

GAY

[@umporeon0132]

*Jumps down from out of nowhere* “I’m gAy!”

[@patrickfisher8221]

1:09 , that deck wasn’t a mistake, it’s a trick deck, you’re supposed to use it to force cards. I have the same deck but with five of hearts

[@moelester7527]

*CARD'S*

[@williamspell5692]

5:31. I swear it's like people WANT to catch the deadly lung virus at this point.

[@JohanniklasLp]

KZbin gave me the notification only 2 minutes after you uploaded it. And there are already 141 comments. Is KZbin sober for once?

[@brianmercerjr2282]

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[@mikaisepic8251]

3:10 this is what my brain looks like when some asks me to draw something for them

[@SuperMasterk1]

The deck with the 9's actually is a magician deck. It's a Svengali deck, the 9's are slightly shorter than the rest of the cards in the deck.

[@braedynalmanza8948]

I like how the first one had “made with blurry ness”

[@StarKnight54]

"always carry a knife" - Lexi 2021

[@brianmercerjr2282]

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[@StarKnight54]

@@brianmercerjr2282 I was about to click another noti and your reply sniped my click

[@ZariesTheHealadin]

The fact that these are recorded in advance, thus giving us things about it still being December, is kinda just how it feels in general. "Come on, it's still December... what, February? Don't be ridiculo- oh, damn, it really is"

[@glPryce]

Day 45 of asking EmKay to record a Shower Thoughts of their own.

[@brianmercerjr2282]

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[@somehow_maiko1467]

@@brianmercerjr2282 stopstopstopstop

[@ghostly_cheese4929]

@@somehow_maiko1467 ㅤ

[@zatt427]

A car sales man interrupting me trying to get home Lexi: *always. carry. a. knife.*

[@ruusuensio7694]

This is probaply a really random thing to say but I like you as a person. Like, i think you would be a nice person in real life :D

[@baki5783]

Lexi when have an issue in a public space Lexi: oh knife

[@user-dw1es8nk2l]

Real

[@mrantler2310]

Fake

[@JustACandyy]

Fake

[@vyrva5690]

indeed

[@novang811]

Fak

[@emrandanish7699]

W a t

[@toxin7111]

When you're crying because of school, but you watch a new Emkay Video: :")

[@awesomestyles]

Lexi, you don’t understand the mildly infuriating thing about that refrigerator thing. The infuriating thing is that someone pretty much reposted the same thought but worded differently, and the reposter got more likes.

[@brianmercerjr2282]

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[@unfortunatelyriley]

@@brianmercerjr2282 Brian, your a man of sheer fucking will, you’ve earned my respect 💀

[@daisyjoy242]

@@brianmercerjr2282 .______. Dang dude

[@TriggsterChris]

Burrito: No Beans Me and the boys at 3am: Looking for BEANS!!!

[@lukev1447]

When will he snap welcome to today's game show

[@brianmercerjr2282]

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[@anonymousgoji]

@@brianmercerjr2282 what is your comment and why

[@jekl5215]

*she !

[@AzRill5]

@@anonymousgoji it is either the void or the amount of intelligence I have

[@YokiDokiPanic]

Mildly infuriating: people referring to their child that's 1.5 years old as a "20 month old"

[@tonypeppermint5329]

Oh, that those comments asking about how's listening to music is annoying.

[@loaf7275]

9:53 someone call the Biohazard team, because the amount of entitlement that is radiating off that person is a serious hazard to health!

[@pantoffelheld1424]

Hi

[@andreatheresevillanueva6618]

Hey

[@patrykzeex1637]

Hi

[@mrantler2310]

Henlo

[@j1nx192]

Hey

[@G3M_unseen]

Hi

[@leovaldez7183]

ok so i genuinely teared up when i saw the cake ( 2:02 ) and i have never reacted to like any of these images, but it reminded me of a time when my sister spent literal hours doing up a cake she had made, and THEN A FUCKING CAT SAT ON THE LID. it made us so fuckin sad and idk man this shit hits a dark place i guess. Oh and great narration as always Lexi

[@Allafgidixidjsjsxi]

Get you’re here before 7 minutes ticket

[@JailTheSun]

Don’t mind if I do

[@redpanda7914]

I hate Valentines Day, I got dragged into an awkward situation

[@Tonya...]

In all of my years of living you're the first man to call me sexy and honestly I'm not upset

[@itsalittlesomethinglikethi3639]

xiao

[@brianmercerjr2282]

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[@lamesause]

Lexis a woman

[@anythinggoes3464]

Woman

[@wiwersewindemer4437]

The tips my mum taught me to get good eggs are this 1: sprinkle a bit of salt in when boiling the egg 2: when you're egg is done boiling, flush it with cold water.

[@Slycooper14]

"What's up sexy?" "i'm lexi~ is becoming a normal thing for me to hear, but i'm not even mad

[@hatkidchan_]

Magical way of opening eggs without problems is cooling them in water after boiling for several minutes

[@QuixoteBadger]

That refrigerator shower thought made me thing about the possibility, under the right conditions, to use some engineering solution to keep refrigerated foods from freezing. As a convoluted extension to that thought, I came up with a stupid joke. "In space none can here you scream: WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE!!!" I'll see myself out...

[@-WiItingWiIIo-]

3:36 I need these, just to prove how tired I am by Firday.

[@jioshii2033]

0:34 Ah yes, Hanna Montana was the strongest witch of the generation

[@AUBREY-ml4ex]

What's mildly infuriating is youtube offering me youtube premium over and over again.

[@drantigon]

That's why I use vanced

[@AUBREY-ml4ex]

@@drantigon Hm

[@blizzwiz833]

That first one I can relate, had to help out my sister who had that problem for the first time.

[@SwampVVitch]

I don't really think we should shit on people who need plastic surgery to feel perfect. Sometimes it's not for vanity crap to look as much like a Kardashian as possible or something like that, sometimes it can be a way to address an issue with part of your body you truly hate.