r/Facepalm | SILLY AND DUMB IDIOT

[@b4nd1t9]

I never realized until now just how similar Zach sounds to Damian, hope he's happy where he is now

[@Jalen_Ramseys_Burner]

I actually thought it was Damien

[@fodee4313]

He has his own channel.

[@gbrl.moreno]

shark it’s Damien Lee right?

[@tonypeppermint5329]

@@gbrl.moreno Yep.

[@tonypeppermint5329]

@@gbrl.moreno Don't forget his Twitter and Instagram.

[@nationalfirstrespondersmon5652]

When he said thirst place, I felt that

[@Crimson_Obelisk]

*Simp*

[@lndn1365]

*in my neck*

[@shadoel8827]

it hurt so bad... *3st*

[@slitherrng8852]

yea.

[@sergiokaminotanjo]

Geography, Maths, English... Is there anything else 'muricans don't know about?

[@ahumanthatexists1468]

ngl everyone in this vid sounds like the kind of people who try to wash paper plates

[@dryjoints454]

or their bread

[@cinnamontoast5310]

Or their phone

[@berettam9-]

@Rosalina Mayers gotta get it nice and clean

[@StarGirl-zs4fe]

I actually do that... I wash paper plates and then reuse them (only once though)

[@radioactive_toast]

Nah they make they're children get a flu shot so they get the flu

[@zombieman34]

Emkay: Posts r/facepalm My face: *Nervous Sweating*

[@copyrightinfringement7206]

Emkay:Posts My face:

[@hikikoboy2865]

Why nervous sweating?

[@Ilovetoes6996]

Why do I see "R/wooosh" Coming your way?

[@steve1x178]

Rita Baldenegro r/wooosh

[@vaughanbussard1385]

Someone’s gonna get wooooshed again

[@TetraSky]

That honey hair conditioner.... Honestly, that company who makes that could be sued. A product that you can easily mistake for another is not good. They fact that it looks like a typical honey jar(small and transparent), is honey colored and has HONEY written in large lettering that dwarfs everything else in front... Yeah that's totally ground for a lawsuit if someone gets sick eating it.

[@EmKay]

EmKay hand would eat hair conditioner regardless, of it has Honey on it

[@mybackhurts7020]

Still laughing

[@toimisjo]

ah suing, answer to everything. Or just like read what is written to the packaging. Yes, it's a bit misleading but you could just contact the store and ask them to remove it from their stores.

[@melitopiia4730]

@@toimisjo Removing them from a store isn't going to solve the problem. Yeah suing is extreme, but the product is still very misleading. What if children eat it?

[@toimisjo]

@@melitopiia4730 It does solve the problem if the company changes the packaging after they remove it from the store. "What if children eat it?" That's whats parenting is for. Also if you take your "honey" from shampoo aisle without reading the packaging then you are just plain stupid.

[@zacharybozarth1049]

Ok, that "Germxn" one, really pissed me off. It's not a f*cking gendered word or language. They do realize that woMAN/woMEN and LADy are words, to, right?

[@letmesleep6056]

YES EXACTLY It's "Deutsch" in German

[@zacharybozarth1049]

And if they hate gendered words so much, then they might as well burn down France, cause all their words are f*cking gendered.

[@letmesleep6056]

@@zacharybozarth1049 YES

[@grotto185]

@@zacharybozarth1049 Don't forget Spain. Most words in Spanish have a gender.

[@zacharybozarth1049]

@@grotto185 tru tru

[@7sins_of_life]

People: having an argument about 'german' being gendered. Me, a German: Deutsch.

[@thatboi8963]

Ich auch

[@NichtNafe]

Same

[@hannahb730]

Gesundheit

[@DoctorChurrasco]

Alemán

[@willywillcraften3890]

Jawohl!

[@SkeleGem]

Man, the “how did medieval people know about skeletons” dude is never going to live that one down

[@jakejohnson6954]

6:25 the fact that they didnt know that it’s heath ledger just hurts me. It really reminds me of this other post where someone posted a picture of two-face from the same movie in the hospital where people though it was a fire fighter who was injured

[@randomperson9965]

This one, he is the chosen one. Keep him.

[@spoopbase6317]

He's already chosen. It's our man zach lmao

[@findingthee6049]

Hes been here for a long time

[@Liggliluff]

Zach isn't as great as Damien was. Zach needs to spend more time on the posts and not just rush through it all. If he just reads the posts, I could as well go to Reddit myself.

[@prod_bx]

At the beginning he had basically the same voice.

[@calebdavis5428]

r/Facepalm I hope to God that was a joke lol

[@trevorpayne8674]

"Dont say German, it's gendered." *Is speaking in a germanic language

[@chriskershaw7968]

germaniac*

[@eechauch5522]

*germxnic, duh

[@arian4562]

Amerikanische Leute sind doof manchmal.

[@someguy86]

I come from Ropeopleia and moved to Gerpeople. I almost moved into the country Opeople, and I considered Canada. Oh wait CANada is offensive because some people can't. I meant MIGHTada.

[@Bumblebee2361]

I never thought there was a word like "Germanic", is there germanian too?

[@leondebus269]

If anybody writes German, germxn and I ever meet that person one of us is going to die.

[@aniket8350]

Better be the other guy then

[@leondebus269]

@@aniket8350 it is probably going to be the other guy yes, currently training for that moment 😂😅

[@SenatorArmstrong2018]

Aight bet Germxn.

[@jomno24]

SENATOR NO

[@BurntToast95]

"CALL AN AMBULANCE.... but not for me"

[@csmgyral9360]

10:20 “I wish we could get a big enough group of people to say frick this hYqVkG stuff-“ Uh..

[@EmKay]

We do not talk about [REDACTED].

[@trevor7944]

Nice I’m early

[@Guardrailkid]

@@EmKay [REDACTED] is the source of the universe's big bang

[@tkill5188]

cøsmøgyral 3:19 I’m so confused on this is it because it’s on the floor or what I’ve seen this like 10 times and can’t figure it out

[@csmgyral9360]

EmKay understood.

[@Acromhir]

Batman: having a family dinner Random person: why is he alone Me: if someone called ghost busters this would be a bad cross over

[@whohangedmyname]

I honestly didn't get that it was about his parents either at first because Batman has like 4 Robins, then there's Alfred, Batgirl and Batwoman. It wasn't funny to me because it looked like he was abandoned.

[@drglitch5603]

damian is back yay

[@LightningLord-li3cd]

No. It would be a brilliant crossovet

[@LightningLord-li3cd]

@@drglitch5603 ?

[@drglitch5603]

@@LightningLord-li3cd what is been a month since i heard him

[@regem9121]

Using X in a word to make it “gender neutral” means that it’s the letter/phoneme that determines the gender of the word (e.g xe or latinx) “Germxn” makes no sense. It does not become a female or neutral gendered word when you change the “a” to anything else, (germon, germin, germshn) To change “man” into a gender neutral word, you simply change it to “person” However, “person” is clearly a gendered word. “Son” refers to a male child. A gender neutral way to say it would actually be “perchild” So to sum it all up, the correct term would be “Gerperchild”. For example, “I think we should go to Gerperchildy next holiday, maybe even bring back some *Gerperchild* souvenirs” If you’re going to enforce gender neutral language, at least get it right.

[@ambioniskariot5069]

Sorry but 'person' has nothing to do with 'son'.

[@regem9121]

Ambion Iskariot hey, the word “perchild” has the “child” in it so it’s instantly gendered language. Watch your privilege

[@jake_sabrwolf9795]

Well here's an simpler route just say the correct language name Deutsch (doych) instead of German, there no gendered word.

[@kingchicken8232]

@@ambioniskariot5069 Well “German” has nothing to do with “man”, yet here we are.

[@Kylesb]

Ambion Iskariot Per son-by male child. It could’ve been a thing 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@romnksn5932]

“German is gendered language” *I CANNOT EXPRESS HOW ANGRY I AM RIGHT NOW*

[@nathankurtz8045]

Grammatical gender is an important component of the German language, so you could say "German is a gendered language".

[@lordfelidae4505]

Nathan Kurtz but saying the word German is gendered is ducking stupid.

[@miles5825]

@@nathankurtz8045 but other languages are the exact same, there only attacking german (which is actually Deutsch) because it has the word man in it. I get that your probably someone who is fighting for there rights (and I respect that ) but people shouldn't push things to far.

[@paintitpeachydontforgetthe539]

I’m fucking laughing till I’m crying

[@Bruh-hq1hx]

The german Word for german deutsch has no gender i am german I should know

[@carita7391]

City- - SEOUL Zach: *See* *owl* Correct pronunciation: *Soul* 🤣

[@Thesparten45]

I was gonna say something, but I'll let poor Zachy be

[@nathanferry9481]

Wait till they say dynasty

[@XtremeDrake]

Seeeeeeol

[@1spunkymonkey2]

It always does make me smile when Zach says words incorrectly.

[@Liggliluff]

I can use the internet, and I can see that it's pronounced as /sʰʌ̹uɭ/ So something like "su-ool" but with a short sounding "oo".

[@plumtucker9514]

a super-bug is a term for bacteria that have become immune to antibiotics...

[@RudolfJvVuuren]

No shit, but from washing hands?

[@A55455In47I0n]

@@RudolfJvVuuren Coronavirus is a virus?

[@RudolfJvVuuren]

@@A55455In47I0n So you're saying a virus can become immune to washing hands?

[@A55455In47I0n]

@@RudolfJvVuuren OP is saying that 'super-bug' is a term for bacteria, not viruses. I don't know, I thought the term would've included viruses.

[@SundownCamera]

If I couldn't find this comment, I would have left it myself. OP had the right idea, and was totally wrong at the same time.

[@bricky-brikson9487]

German: * actually has three genders for nouns * German: * is only called that bc of weird Romans and Anglos * German: * is actually “Deutsch”, not “German” * Idiots: gErMxN Is A gEnDErEd lAnGuaGe If you’re so crazy abt being “politically correct” then just call it Deutsch ffs

[@Nate-eu8lu]

i was thinking that as well

[@Nate-eu8lu]

take some reddit silver

[@miles5825]

Exactly I don't get why people get so but hurt over the fact that it has man in it

[@miles5825]

Core t me if I'm wrong but isn't what the first person said at 5:10 a little bit racist

[@عبدالرحمناشقر-غ6و]

@@Nate-eu8lu sadly kind stranger has died

[@PenPenguin-io1ky]

1:21 Shrek, you don’t have to insult donkey for that lady. She’s already an insult just by existing.

[@neonwaffle3327]

Neirin Greer bruh she IS a donkeh

[@PenPenguin-io1ky]

Neon Waffle Bruh that’s an insult to donkehs

[@moaimachines8290]

Everybody talking about "German is gendered language” while I'm over here wondering how Damian's doing.

[@___axg96___63]

He got the rona yo!

[@sotsu618]

The Back To The Future girl made my braincells disintegrate

[@EmKay]

The Back To The Future girl made me facepalm!!!!!!!!!!!

[@brucedillon8358]

Braincells: *gone, reduced to atoms*

[@750tiprogamer]

@Rift Reaper i mean people think the earth is 2000 years old

[@jackthorsell1922]

Us: Just living our lives God:Oh i see people are stupid

[@supremekingend8644]

I'm still wondering how you humans aren't extinct yet

[@bryanl6828]

@@supremekingend8644 "you humans"

[@lapizlapoppy]

Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Zach: *_S E Y U U L_* (4:13)

[@hishamzaza174]

Well it's pronounced like that in Arabic. But, good one.

[@NoName-ld7gg]

*@K-Pop stans have left the chat*

[@___axg96___63]

@@hishamzaza174 Didn't realize it was an Arabic city.

[@hishamzaza174]

@@___axg96___63 it's not, but just like any other language, Arabic has its own pronunciation for countries so..

[@note_456]

4:12

[@lynksai7780]

I thought damien was back for a second lmao,they sound kinda similar

[@chaellExE]

... what happened to Damien?

[@heartbugs]

@@chaellExE He left Emkay

[@HIBA_DA_LOLICON]

yeah they sound alike

[@EmKay]

i can still hear him, sometimes... it's as if his EmKay Ghost is watching over us

[@chaellExE]

@@tiffanywilliams6040 I see, ty for letting me know

[@IrishKeshiHead]

"se-oul" "Se-oul?" What the.. It's Seoul.. As in Sole or Soul!

[@jprado76]

aaaah

[@gabrielflo5932]

4:13 “see-oh-l?” Bruh.

[@purplekissy]

He tried and that's all we can ask for.

[@TheRealTheSeb]

Well ok

[@TheRealTheSeb]

Well ok

[@TheRealTheSeb]

Well ok

[@TheRealTheSeb]

Well ok

[@carter_waffle1992]

4:14 I literally cackled at this just for the fact that 1.) Seoul is my hometown and there isn’t even 38 million people in Seoul, Daegu, Incheon, and Busan combined 2.) I wondered how he could f it up that bad then remembered the person in question

[@Xolivas1]

Ohhhh trust me, he has f'ed up in more ways than you can even IMAGINE!! I'm still surprised that people STILL support that dumbass.

[@carter_waffle1992]

Xavier Olivas *b o o m e r s.*

[@notsuspiciouschair]

@@Xolivas1 better than have a dumbass that does some good than a dumbass who would do no good

[@allden8947]

Arrmyyy kpipopop

[@carter_waffle1992]

Not suspicious Chair Wait... who’s the person doing good?

[@aaaaaaaaaa7862]

5:25 Ah yes, I’m apparently from Germxny. Mxny Humxns live here.

[@MatthiasDrinksH20]

Same

[@CorneliusSchwarzenstein]

2:03 "Back to the future" came out 1985. Not 1989.

[@asentientchicken669]

Emkay: facepalm Me, a sentient chicken: *confused screaming*

[@EmKay]

EmKay: Hi little chicken A sentient Chicken: _chicken noises_ EmKay: Wow aren't you a cutie A sentient Chicken: _pecks_ EmKay: Ow!! Aw man you have a Sharp Beak!! A sentient Chicken: I'm sorry about that. I occasionally underestimate my strength. I'll be careful next time. EmKay: Oh wow chicken can talk!! Man it's like those talking dogs movies... the one with the Chiahaua If this comment gets 10 likes Netflix will make an EmKay talking chicken movie!!!

[@jennmason4228]

uuuuuuhhhhhhh

[@katiehunt8993]

You and me both, buddy.

[@yazidefirenze]

TableFruitSpecified: *giggling uncontrollably, developing into laughter* EmKay: Wait, why are you here? TableFruitSpecified: *still laughing uncontrollably* A sentient Chicken: This person is apparently a specific piece of fruit. An Apple, i believe. EmKay: Wow, the chicken is smart!

[@tgiacin435]

Eh, we had the worst zombie chicken movie, and the best zombie chicken movie that is also a musical

[@wolfer1717]

"Maybe there Is a reason donkeys shouldn't talk" Anybody have some flextape to borrow me?

[@randomnetfiend]

I think you mean "lend", not "borrow".

[@amondhawes-khalifa1949]

@@randomnetfiend I... I'm not sure whether to type "Oof", "r/woosh" or *"THAT'S A LOTTA DAMAGE"* This thread is a train-wreck.

[@하늘우유-r6t]

Whoever had the audacity to move the comment section should rot in jail

[@insertnamehere6280]

Exacly.

[@fuchsfeder6245]

Wait what

[@LetsBeatUpSae]

Am I still not far enough into Korean to read your name? Or is your name literally "Sky Milk?" If I am right, my second question is "Why?" :'D

[@하늘우유-r6t]

Grave Robin haha yes my name is literally sky milk 하늘 because it’s similar to my name and 우유 idk not any particular reason but keep up your Hangul :)

[@woooooooooooooooooooooooo]

I don't get all these people talking about the moved comment section.

[@jackfallon3117]

When he said “emkay” I felt that

[@EmKay]

Yeah?? Can you feel this?? 👊👊💢 Huh?? Feel this one-two??? 👊💢👊💢💢👊💢 I hit you 👊👊👊 I Hit you 👊👊👊👊👊👊👊

[@lvnxisaight]

EmKay wooow wtf man?! That’s violent!

[@jackfallon3117]

EmKay ow bruh you smacked my pp

[@fish3748]

@@EmKay OMG my nose it's broken I'm bleeding out i-i I'ma go to sleep here...

[@elinsormark9032]

That German thing is just dumb. German has nothing to do with men, it comes from the Latin word Germanus, meaning genuine, or of the same parents, used to designate related peoples of central and northern Europe. it might have been a word given by Celts to their neighbours, as it's similar to the Old Irish word gair, which means neighbour.

[@tom-qj6uw]

Some feminsts flip out when you hold the door, some throw a tantrum about "history" (a word derived from Greek, not gendered), some lose their shit when they hear "rule of thumb" (the - erroneous! - claim is, that the expression's origin were that the husband once was allowed to beat his wife with a stick not thicker than a thumb). Summary: feminist get mad about potentially anything

[@martaleszkiewicz5115]

@@tom-qj6uw WTF does "rule of thumb" have to do with beating your wife

[@tom-qj6uw]

@@martaleszkiewicz5115 Nothing. That was my point. But some feminists beliefe this and get mad at you for callously using this expression - www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2550/does-rule-of-thumb-refer-to-an-old-law-permitting-wife-beating/

[@tom-qj6uw]

@Venus as a Boy You are welcome to your view of feminism, I definitely see it more along the lines of a superiority group (think KKK for whites). I do get why they complain language-wise. As an example "police man" seems to exclude the female police force, so a suggestion would be to use "police officer". For the same reason Justin Trudeau "corrected" someone who used "mankind" that she should use "humankind". This basically is the source of the misplaced "german"-complaint. I don't mind the "police officer", but some of the proposed - nay, demanded - changes mangle the language. Also they have no problem to ascribe everything positive as female (starting with "feminism") and everything negative as male ("patriarchy", "male toxicity", "manspreading", ....). If the words in a language are actually that important than "police man" is a minor offense and "patriarchy" is a felony!

[@dvidfunekboonhekc4664]

Joe mama?

[@S1lv3rEyez]

The fact that those people didn’t notice the mess and didn’t take another photo just amazes me

[@doodlebuglove4966]

On the bath tub one: Girlfriend: "double whammy, you can slit your wrists in the bathtub, or jump to your death"

[@ynpavo]

sounds like a healty relationship

[@matthewlunceford406]

Me when someone does something nice: oh maybe humanity isn't screwed after all. Me after watching this: Yep Nevermind.

[@AustinJASMR]

2:18 Its also just as likely that they were talking about it in ancient Egypt.

[@isrichieee]

everyone: *3st* me, an intellectual: *1rd*

[@geoblivionspacialmuddyrend6933]

Me:2ndst

[@iitzUpis]

Fird

[@sonalighosh7361]

How do you even spell that, "fird"?

[@kro9217]

Word

[@TheYukejen]

Oh hey *ferd*

[@amondhawes-khalifa1949]

KZbin: "If you say the pandemic word, we will demonetize your video." EmKay: **Blurs out one instance of 'coronavirus'** Also KZbin: *"I have never seen this channel in my life"*

[@aBanabis]

lmao. that stubborn girl talking about back to the future.. and the reply to it was just too perfect. "butthead" i love it. so innocent and wholesome in comparison to the toxic shit i normally see.

[@chrisroberts2223]

Nobody: Not a single soul: Zach Emkay: **Klo** Kardashian

[@ColdGski]

When you think you're early but everyone has NASA internet...

[@welp3974]

9:26 his malicious laugh at the end gives me life😂 I imagine an anime villain rubbing their hands together while slowly disappearing in the shadows like "yes, yeeees, they *will* accept the gaynessssssss"

[@lizzythesmolcat7975]

Wait what if the government wanted us to be in quarantine so they can charge the pigeons because the battery is running low and the reason pigeons flu away is because the government doesnt want yall to find out that they are electronic- wait why do i fell dizzy and sleepy all of a sudden

[@gabis.06]

@@rhojwayne6586 This is strangely interesting Thank you for the information my good person

[@Moosh_]

I like that back to the future one how someone just replies “butthead”

[@tgiacin435]

Pichu Master1164 idk how someone could be dense enough to think people in 1955 would be talking a bout a movie that wasn’t even made yet, let alone thinking they went back in time to film it

[@KrishmanyuThakur]

@@tgiacin435 D E N S E

[@AzureKyle]

@@tgiacin435 You don't know, you weren't there! They could have known about a movie that would be made twenty years later.

[@tgiacin435]

AzureKyle physically impossible

[@AzureKyle]

@@tgiacin435 woosh

[@flashywastaken1379]

"If his name starts with a J, hes probably satan" Me who's name starts with J: does that mean I'm gonna bring myself to hell?

[@ADHD-Creature-Official]

If his name starts with J, he can is probably satan Jack from Emkay: damn right

[@plum_ume]

I thought it was Damien in the beggining until I realized it was Zach I hope for the best for Damien and wish that he is happy rn

[@treepotato9273]

he's doin the secks and everything, his new channel is pretty good too

[@EmKay]

Damien is too busy BEING CHAD and HAVING SEX to narrate on EmKay!!!!

[@fiendfoliorealnotfake]

Bruh they sound exactly the same (-._.-)

[@narenthebeesechurgerman422]

Me, clicking on the video:*expecting Robin* Me when the video starts:DAMI- oh nvm it’s Zach

[@neonwaffle3327]

Why wouldn’t it be Damien?

[@planetz8559]

@@neonwaffle3327 damien quit emkay and went to damien lee, as far as i know

[@atree9284]

7:53 That sheep hit a world record, then got shaved, revealing sores (fur gets snagged, rips skin, etc) A while later, sheep runs away again, grows large coat again.

[@FrenchBoi-d4n]

I dont like how Zack is just speed running through the post. He didn't even catch on with the sheep post the place it happened there is no wolves. He just reads them as fast as he can and goes to the other post right away. I miss Damien.

[@paintitpeachydontforgetthe539]

I like them both

[@mochi6072]

IamBackUP Honestly, he reads so fast sometimes that I have to go back and pause to read it myself cause I didn’t understand what he said

[@Yumymuuy]

10:15 my last two brain cells communicating during a important exam

[@seri8219]

“Missouri is doomed.” I see.

[@legoman1746]

The difference between Zach and Damian is that WHEEEEZE

[@spamtongspamton9900]

“The sun has never seen a shadow.” Sunspots: am I a -joke- not entirely correct definition for shadow to you?

[@Never_Always2]

“Well he lived in the sea, not the earth” Mobile game Ad plays “Need to get the hell off this planet?”

[@amirgholamsakhi6240]

Me: Tattoos Rick roll link on body My future self: What a legend I was

[@throwbjörne]

message to zach: evening, gromit

[@verdantlights]

1:47 As someone who lives in louisiana, i can tell you that that is *COMPLETELY* true.

[@BrentLoaf]

Damien... I miss him :(

[@meredythrussell-wilson4453]

There's a channel named Damien Lee. Turn dat frown upside down my guy/gal!

[@herroberbesserwisser7331]

@@meredythrussell-wilson4453 ):

[@amandalong966]

"Dont say german its gendered" *laughs in english is a germanic language*

[@connorlayman8331]

Gordon Ramsay: "THE PLATE IS PISSIN' YOU F***ING DONUT!!!"

[@likeablekiwi6265]

I feel sorry for the guy who put a spoon on top of his head

[@Frvnt888]

In the "Family Dinner" thing, he was clearly just waiting for Nightwing, Red Hood, Red Robin, Robin, Batgirl, Batwoman, and Alfred. Duhhh.

[@Max-Films]

8:06 @EmKay thanks for showing one of my memes for the second time!

[@AvatriesYoutube]

5:28 As a German im offended By the Stupiditiy.

[@NotADegenerate]

Emkay: finally posts a video after a month Me: He has returned

[@D34D_WestlandsOfficial]

they have been uploading for a few days now

[@jblaze4694]

I do not know how I stumbled onto this channel but I’m glad I did

[@healerofthewaters6508]

Mother Angered When Gay Daughter Is Caught Kissing Girls. She had this to say on the matter: "She told me she was gay! That means she likes boys!" I am 100 percent sure this happened at least once...

[@jwkittles]

Okay I love Zach!!!! Sounds almost like Damien but slow down a tiny bit... no need to rush so fast. I could totally get used to Zach.

[@_AseOfHearts_]

Saw thumbnail. Clicked. Got an ad right away for Bounty. Best timing I've seen

[@yourminimochi2694]

Did he just say “Seoul” as seal??? HONEY ITS LIKE SOUL

[@xxaudyxx2106]

Zach: pronounces Seoul as Seal Me: 🤦🏽‍♀️

[@giwrgosboi8870]

Ok

[@ollie.1564]

1:46. …”borban street” I’m dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.

[@TheVoidrex]

9:02 on PETA's defense The third one is probably right

[@rain3rr]

The way zach pronounces seoul bugs me so much i think I'm gonna have a breakdown sorry

[@holyducks]

*I physically cringed*

[@LINKINPARK262]

I watch these videos any time I do something stupid. Always makes me feel better.

[@benohman1705]

5:24 i am german and im feeling attacked by that....

[@benohman1705]

@Sasha Fox da hast du auch wieder recht x3

[@Weedmachine]

0:54 Afghanistan is literally located in southasia.

[@givemeyoureggs456]

Central Central Asia

[@nevr9281]

even added a few personal facepalm's to this vidya such as how you pronounce "bourbon" and "Khloe". A+

[@BigSealLover]

Is it just me or does this episode feel rushed? He just goes through each post so quickly.

[@type-moonarchive8878]

•••••• Zach always goes fast

[@runarigus]

He's being held at gunpoint

[@OffSatan]

yeah, specialy 7:48, not realy sure why they would add that without any context, this sheep lives is from New Zealand, a country with no wolves and that is why it was posted to r/facepalm

[@WeeGail6]

Zanic

[@crabby6159]

he's trying his best :(

[@Saimeren]

"The best cure for Christianity is reading the Bible" Absolutely agree.

[@goldacidanimations5247]

1:07 Oh man... just wait until he hears about a Fire Warning...

[@RhondaFizzleflint]

Don't like Zach speedrunning through the postes.

[@radioactive_toast]

And I don't like you for not knowing that you can just slow the playback speed it will make him talk slower and make the video move slower

[@yesyellow8464]

Why is quarantine and Coronavirus only sometimes “bleeped” or reversed? Like is it only bad half the time? I’m just confused.

[@emojicolors]

because youtube demonetized the word i think

[@karenh.a.7008]

What

[@yazidefirenze]

There is a section about it. Why demonitize it?

[@emojicolors]

@@yazidefirenze people said that it was for information control

[@ryder2156]

12:12 for anyone wondering a super bug is when bacteria evolve to be resistant or immune to antibiotics. Washing your hands does not have that effect at all the soap is mainly made to make your hands very slippery so you can scrub most things of your hands it’s more of a physical thing so nothing can evolve to be immune to that unlike antibiotics which they can evolve to be mostly immune to.

[@thecloverthatatetheworld9882]

I love how you have to censor the word “Coronavirus” Did KZbin make it a demonization word or is there something else?

[@trefmanic]

All this work and they forgot to censor it at 08:14

[@nottoofast]

I swear to God if I hear Damien or Zack say "Homegirl looks like she snatched a baby and flew away" one more time I will kill myself HOW DO YOU GUYS NOT REMEMBER IT

[@P1r4n]

Ok but the piece of ham on the dog's face legit fooled me for a second

[@nautiloi]

GERMXN GERPERSON GERWOMAN GERMAN

[@notwhouthinkiam8646]

Damien could still have 1mil subs but now he’s on his own channel. Covering half the screen with his face. Wtf?

[@arandomuser9459]

Crypto Yeah that sounds like Damien.

[@notwhouthinkiam8646]

KitsWorld its just annoying y’know?

[@arandomuser9459]

Crypto Yeah but I suppose if it’s what he wants to do then he can do it. I do understand wanting to be on your own channel and being able to do your own thing tbh.

[@notwhouthinkiam8646]

KitsWorld Yeah i know, and i agree, but didnt this used to *be* his own channel? like i swear it used to only be him and then he decided to do it with other people, then he left, also the whole “covering half the screen with his face” i know he may want a facecam, but THAT MUCH of the screen is pretty ridiculous

[@SenatorArmstrong2018]

ShushYouBaconDoubleDonnyTwat EmKay was not Damien’s channel lol. It originally was Slazo’s.

[@retrobruh935]

As someone who lives in Mississippi, I’m so disappointed in my state

[@tj_2701]

Slazo Slazo Slazo Slazo Slazo Slazo Slazo Slazo Slazo Slazo Slazo Slazo Slazo Slazo Slazo Slazo

[@yazidefirenze]

Please, stop.

[@1218Draco]

This video is going way too fast. Someone told him to slow down, maybe react every now and then, laugh a bit, take a breath

[@RhondaFizzleflint]

Exactly, this speedrunning takes all the fun out of the posts. Also, he never reacts... every text to voice robo can do this better.

[@xxxdre2648]

If you ever think you're dumb, just remember there's always someone dumber

[@fifthhawk6015]

I literally face palmed when you sounded like superbugs don't exist😂😂 12:19

[@Spoomis]

This is why aliens don't communicate with us. Yet.

[@vacuum2297]

1:12 Batman was so busy being broody and edgy it killed his last father figure and even 13-14 y/o teen raised by assassins was fed up with his shit

[@valcormoore1113]

3:11; Just after they said "that's a-" an add popped up. Excellent timing.