sentences never spoken before

[@MangoTimeYT]

Zach sounds like the EmKay producers took a piece of Robin's DNA and Damien's DNA to create the ultimate EmKay narrator.

[@WilliamBrowning]

The list of words that he doesn't know is approaching dictionary length. Fjord. Bourgeoisie.

[@Fi6ment]

@@WilliamBrowning 2 words is an astronomically large dictionary

[@alexismyers6053]

@@Fi6mentdoesn’t matter if you learn 1 new thing in a day or 10, you’re still learning something new in a day.

[@melissajacobs5822]

Cmon man, dont insult Zach

[@rapogirl1391]

They would have put Jack's DNA into the mix, but it was too unstable...

[@gen1945]

i always thought the cybertruck looks like a terrible off brand lego set assembled by a 4th grader

[@Illager22]

Yeah lol

[@joaopedrobelphman3610]

It is

[@HordikaNate3821]

That is an insult to Legos and 4th graders

[@feuerling]

When you make a car out of some remaining lego pieces you found under the bed

[@cakelegend6582]

It looks like a PS2 model

[@lilharm]

12:58 honestly the idea of “impulse purchased an exotic parrot” fits Deadpool perfectly, I can 100% see it happening

[@tardybloomer]

also deadpool is like ,, not rich nor is he a genius lol, turns out that superhero exists!

[@rosesandmilk]

Exactly, I just commented Deadpool. He lives in a crappy apartment with a blind crackhead.

[@TylerMusgrave9]

*Squawk* Rade Rilson! Redbull! My name... is not... REDBULL! *Squawk* Redbull gives you wings! *Flap flap flap*

[@BillCipherisCRINGE]

True

[@DimeSpin]

Fun fact the guy who invented vaseline ate it every day and he lived to be 96. I'm not recommending eating it, because people did all kinds of inadvisable things back then but I still find it funny to mention that he ate that stuff.

[@themenacingpenguin.7152]

When in Rome eat the mystery gel you invented.

[@nineblackgoats]

Thank you for adding a new item to my list of things I had never thought of and never want to think about again.

[@ElectrifiedGremlin]

He must of shit with a lot of velocity

[@bystandrr]

This starting off with a formula one tweet was so unexpected it hit me like a truck- was not ready for my worlds to collide 😭

[@lizzard912]

13:00 thats what basically Tobey Maguire's Spider-Man was. A regular person struggling to pay rent but a super hero.

[@mrmissingno10]

And also, miles morales

[@tardybloomer]

@@mrmissingno10 is that how he is as an adult?

[@GhostBear3067]

That is every version of Peter Parker.

[@wizardsuth]

It's pretty much the MCU Spider-Man after _No Way Home_ .

[@frozenburrito2.087]

7:50 “The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.” is missing S. To fix this, make it “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.” “Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow.” Is metal af tho

[@peepopopo7140]

Other people: "Weaponized Incompetence" Me, an Intellectual: "Calculated Mediocrity"

[@ZebraLuv]

Two different things. First is making up excuses why your job is too hard. The other is doing the bare minimum to get it done.

[@rasmusazu]

Dude called pickled beets "Picked chips of cranberry sauce"...

[@insaincaldo]

Yeah..

[@byereality7492]

15:07 two options: the spice on the salmon made the air spicy or they're allergic to salmon

[@roze_clouds7636]

My thoughts exactly

[@ZA_VIKINGOH]

12:45 Three million rats in new York? That's a lot of newyorkers

[@nieqai]

one thing i was certainly not expecting in an Emkay video was Charles Leclerc

[@cycloid2326]

0:04 what 6 years at Ferrari does to a man

[@ISAF_Ace]

Can’t wait for the Hamilton depression arc

[@Masthegreatest08]

Absolute batman is a version of batman who is working class and uses a battle axe

[@mistorbear]

6:09 It's pronounced "Fyord" as the word originates from Norwegian 7:08 "Doh-de-ka-he-dron" 10:47 Wikipedia says it's pronounced "Bour-zhwah-zee", it's probably French

[@ogmonstercock]

Bourjwazee

[@jonatchley6045]

Bourgeoisie is indeed french, and is also the original root for the term "bougie" (BOO-gee).

[@SgtLenor]

​@@jonatchley6045Bourgeoisie also relates to Bourg or burg which is a fortified city or castle with the people inhabiting these places being called burgers or bourgeoisie. Living in a fortified city usually meant having specific rights and protections from outside or inside threats. This later became colloquially known as citizenry. But as citizinship later also got to include rural people, bourgeoisie then in turn became to be known as the elites of society who held onto ancient rights

[@Shako_Lamb]

Also 0:44 in much of Appalachia we pronounce it appa-LATCH-a. But there is some regional variation. Most people don't say "ee-a" though

[@Rosie-ij3on]

5:41 also "row" (as in disagreement/argument) rhymes with cow

[@lindapetersen]

14:14 "pickle chips of, like, cranberry sauce or whatever" dude those are BEETS!?!??!

[@Hye.e]

who in their right mind cut beetroot like that 😭😭😭

[@lindapetersen]

@@Hye.e the companies that sell them 🤷 idk who decided they should be wavy tho

[@ilnoediavolon]

10:43 Kids these days don't even know how to pronounce "bourgeoisie". Open the schools. Seize the means of production.

[@Windmelodie]

I think that is just a Zack thing, he seems to have trouble pronouncing any non-English word (similar to Robin, though at least Zack tries to pronounce it even if he butchers it)

[@iclynnx]

Dude. Don't judge so hard, you don't know their history and stuff. For example, I know how difficult words (or just regular English words) are supposed to be pronounced, in my head, but I have trouble actually saying it out loud (something to do with my teeth and tongue, probably. Also, my accent). Zach tried his best.

[@Huhuhuhuuh]

@@iclynnx​​⁠​⁠ I don’t think that’s what OP meant. He’s saying that since Zack doesn’t know how to pronounce bourgeoisie, it must be he doesn’t know what it is, and the effects it has on the lives of the proletariat (99% of the world population). So he’s saying school should teach Marxism, and that’s based.

[@-Its_Me_AG-]

6:10 IT’S PRONOUNCED “FYORDS”

[@LettuceWithLegs]

Im Australian and even I can get it 😭

[@spazmat857]

Thats what Ferrari does to Charles...

[@ibrahimali3192]

next year will be our year...

[@missashleymacmacmac]

@@ibrahimali3192we’ve been saying that since Kimi won the WDC in 2007 (and despite Ferrari’s best efforts 🫠)

[@wh0sc4nd1ce]

That last one made me legitimately throw up. Thank you ❤

[@abadminecraftplayer]

0:10 i believe the proper term is "heterosexualize"

[@MorbinNecrim86]

Nah we sure it's ungay lol

[@insaincaldo]

Let's just agree both parties benefit from associating less

[@imperalofficer3350]

Indubitably

[@Anarqism]

straighten out

[@genericgamingchannel9378]

^^^ this guy gets it (Also both parties would love to get rid of the ‘Cyber Truck’)

[@AoiLucine]

Bourgeoisie -- BoorZhwa-zee. It's people who owns the means of production; factory owners, billionaires, CEOs of companies. Proletariat are workers who work in those factories and companies who create value but don't benefit from the profit of their labour. Marxism 101!🎉

[@Saifullah_4112]

Chloe _ _ _

[@tanay6003]

Charles Leclerc my beloved I would never neglect you

[@silvereaglestudios]

The last two truly terrified me.

[@JuanGamer0202]

Fr

[@Xenvity1]

13:00 That's what Tom Holland's Spiderman will be in the next movie(s) now that everyone has forgotten who he is, and he can't use the Stark Tech

[@andeeharry]

1:42 I was reading about this the other day. A group of hackers deliberately hacked the robots to show how ineffective thier security was. They been telling the company all year that thier produce is vulnerable and people's personal stuff is left out to the world to see. Nobody was listening, so they did this as a wake up call.

[@zenki86]

This is why a left the F1 community after Schumacher retired in 2012 but was sometimes watch F1 just to know who wins the championship

[@TrashPossum420]

16:14 Good for her

[@commenter5901]

I personally think that you shouldn't be considered an adult till your brain is fully developed, which is around 25. So people in their early 20s really aren't adults yet because they haven't reached full maturity. Some people don't reach full physical development till age 25 either.

[@andrewollmann304]

They found that study or piece of “conventional wisdom” was flawed.

[@fallongarens6734]

Yeah Psych student here, turns out thats a load of BS. Your brain straight up never stops developing. It just keeps going and, THEORETICALLY, improving. I say "theoretically" because f*ck knows some people never learn.

[@dropdmike75]

12:51 doesn't Deadpool need to live with a blind roommate to get by?

[@mcCharles_]

10:57 What’s the point of censoring the kids face if your gonna put his face uncensored in the thumbnail?

[@stuffie5175]

My thoughts exactly!

[@LettuceWithLegs]

Ikr

[@ender_fire7994]

7:10 As a certified nerd, I can tell you that that is an icosahedron, not a dodecahedron. He made the right choice if he wanted to stay calm

[@TableandtheChair]

what in the FUCK is a icosaheron sounds like a dinosaur or somethgin

[@lykke-paws]

​@@TableandtheChair dice 💀

[@TableandtheChair]

@@lykke-paws i see

[@triniasta]

finally someone realised !!

[@christopherandresen9790]

14:16 those red bits are red beet. they are pickled. common thing in germany and they fit wonderfully to Königsberger Klopse.

[@MSRTA_Productions]

"It's the big biscuit" 💀

[@ashakita3363]

16:21 well this was enough Internet for today. Goodnight world.

[@owlsonmars]

I didn’t expect to hear abt mpreg at this time of day 14:53

[@Skege1000]

14:10 Those are pickled beatroot, very tasty

[@tehlaser]

strangely, however, they taste exactly like a pickle chip of cranberry sauce ought to

[@feuerling]

2:35 Pretty sure you would be amazed by the sheer force of the fountain that would exit your body on both ends

[@FirstTry9948]

7:27 To be fair, Batman does have scarecrow.

[@Neptoid]

Season your chicken with the ashes of the dead

[@Mmmmmmicrowave]

7:04 that's an icosahedron. A dodecahedron has 12 pentagons.

[@Hambrack]

7:04 a new hand touches the beacon

[@feuerling]

He's going to Mount Kilkreath

[@JessFirefox]

I didn't read this I heard this

[@Jb33124]

Charles Leclerc spotted!

[@michealangelou411]

The guy at 5:10 seems to be more pissed about her just sitting there and not paying her part of the bill, while pretending all was good, so he'd be more inclined to not ask her to do so Not to mention that she was ordering extra stuff on top of that, while having no intention to pay for it herself

[@Mikhail_Malekov935-zs1is]

8:11 that my friend is Tyrus. Also known as former name Brodus Clay, who is known for 3 things. 1 being an NWA champion, 2 being a dancing gimmick on WWE and 3 something to do with Fox.

[@Dangerzone334ArchiveOfficial]

And has an awesome wrestling theme even though it's just Ernest "The Cat" Miller's theme reused

[@TitaniaBird]

7:14 ...Clearly whoever made that meme doesn't know their polyhedra or has never played a tabletop RPG, because *that is an icosahedron.* Aka a D20.

[@DrFerno727]

13:25 There is one actually : Hancock.

[@DrIgnacious]

16:20 😂 I'm a trans guy and loading the dishwasher while I'm watching this. I hope I'm safe.

[@Arbyjar]

Nope. Still got balls, just a different location

[@stuffie5175]

@@Arbyjarinternal? (Ovaries?)

[@Arbyjar]

@@stuffie5175 boobs

[@goodie2goodie1]

​@@stuffie5175glued

[@gabriellavedier9650]

There was an old oilman who used to do basically a medicine show tour touting petroleum jelly as a health thing. He'd eat a spoonful of it every day. He also suggested rubbing it on cuts and abrasions. That was sensible, it was like a bandage, kept it clean and waterproof. The eating it probably had no benefit but importantly, didn't hurt him. As I understand it, he lived to be reasonablynold at a time when that was wizard magic. So, it's not immediately harmful nor, likely, cumulatively harmful.

[@Schlorpgaming]

1:24 brodie looks like a carnie in movies tryna ask if you drop someone in water using accuracy to hit a bullseye that releases a mechanism that retracts the very platform the victim is sitting on into the s̶u̶l̶f̶u̶r̶i̶c̶ a̶c̶i̶d̶ water

[@deathreus]

9:35 HELP, i CAN'T BREATHE

[@cheesypan]

3:43 did south park not educate you on the proper way to consume one’s ashes?

[@bezel_kisser]

7:48 "sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow" is honestly so cool i love that

[@elizar666]

4:22 sounds like it's not "abandoned" its somebears *home*

[@marsh_dragon]

A stained-glass fish tank would be REALLY COOL but I think ultimately wouldn't work bc 1. Structural integrity.... water is heavy 2. Would absolute SUCK to clean bc a) couldn't see what you're doing from the side and it's a bit harder to clean from the top b) the grooved glass sides woukd make algae scraping painstaking if not impossible 3. I wanna look at my fish!

[@thesolardude]

12:26 this is the most Japanese thing I’ve heard of in my life

[@vitaaviandhono2506]

It's 3am and I'm drunk, this post is the cherry on top *mwah*

[@dustedshelf]

10:46 the most american thing ive ever heard

[@BearBeatzu]

As an American I want you to know I can pronounce this word correctly with ease, the issue is voice actors work as voice actors for a reason. It’s not intelligence.

[@LDSamuel]

Don't read this if you didn't watch spiderman no way home. 13:20 at the spiderman: no way home where he sacrificed his friend's memory of him so that he can save his aunt's life by making everybody forget anything about peter parker so that she doesn't die, and now he lives a poor life in an impartment.

[@BobSmith-qn3ii]

10:50 Dude. “Boar-jwa-zee”

[@Sam-qi8ce]

14:25 that purple stuff is beetroot, already sliced

[@Somerandomguyinthecomments]

I support ungaying the cybertruck (This is not a political post, i am talking about a truck that looks like a doorstop and a fridge had a baby. Please do not start wars about human rights in the replies. Thanks.)

[@peachypet808]

It's already as ungay as possible to the point it's homophobic xD

[@tdubmorris5757]

7:04 imagine thinking a dodecahedron is the same thing as an icosahedron. He must be planning a DND session with giants

[@sasha.taylor.loveart]

13:05 that's literally the next movie!

[@caledonianrailway1233]

0:04 neglected by the strategy

[@bagas_akbar]

Nah mate They are checking if the Plan C is sufficient to undercut both Mercedes

[@LBRF1_]

neglected by talent

[@szandorthe13th]

They will come back to him

[@caledonianrailway1233]

@@LBRF1_ nah that’s lando neglecting the championship

[@LBRF1_]

@@caledonianrailway1233both is good

[@Terra_Egg]

12:36 this "corpse to water ratio" stuff is complete bs. The problem isn't "oh there's not enough water for this corpse" or "Hmm sufficient water for the amount of corpses here" it's "I can see the dead body in the pool, I'm calling the cops" or "out of sight, out of mind"

[@christianhohenstein1422]

Agree, there can be one corpse in the entire ocean, if it is right next to me while enjoying the beach, well, the enjoying stops.

[@certifiedyoyler]

well, un-gay the cybertruck.

[@RealBradMiller]

7:05 A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON... Bring it to my shrine on Kilkreath... You'll need to book a flight and a hotel room... I will reimburse you with my room of -corpses- riches!

[@christianhohenstein1422]

Meridia would be so confused if you place an icosahedron on her pedestal.

[@Shin3y]

13:10 further evidence gwenpool is the best marvel character

[@MakiseRumi]

Oh no... He doesn't know what beetroot is. Pickled cranberry? Ahaha gave me a chuckle, thanks man. That's why we love Zach.

[@Ty_WasTaken]

I love that the first one is Leclerc

[@Rat_Ranch]

3:32 average anime title

[@Ethereal_cheeseburger]

0:22 Zephyr designs put a 1200 hp V12 in one and fitted a wide body

[@manicrhymes9552]

That wasn't a normal dodecahedron, that was a daedric artifact

[@ezraw98]

"Another hand touches the beacon"

[@bottleoscotch8795]

I'm now going to have it in my inventory untill I've caught every variety of fish In Skyrim. Mission sidetrack is a go.

[@Salt_Master_Queue]

0:44 She is transition goals 🏳‍⚧

[@lacucaracha111111]

7:39 He really wants Batman to break his " no kiling" vow XD

[@alexismyers6053]

One superhero I have is this kid who’s not rich, but his brother has sheltered him his entire life. Bro is a district attorney and took over raising his younger half brother after their parents died while he was in law school, so he’s broke af. Because of this past and his work, he knows what kind of messed up people live in the world, so his brother is online schooled and not allowed to leave the apartment. Kid loves Spider-Man and superheroes. Hearing his brother’s ranting from the cases he works, he decides to be a superhero himself. He puts on a bunch of padded clothes, tricks out some yo-yos and starts swinging through the streets of New York like his favorite web slinging superhero. Haven’t gotten much as I’ve worked out of the story of Yo-Yo Kid (he’s 13 and making up a superhero name, so of course it’s not anything fancy lol).

[@ultraviolet.x]

opening this video to charles was not something i expected but yes this is what the apocalyptic wasteland of ferrari does to a man😭

[@ChrisW101]

0:00 The fact this is the timestamp i had to use to point out an already spoken sentence is pathetic.

[@Trollmod.]

I see a lot of messed things on the internet but the last one stunned me for a good 10 seconds. No thoughts, no blinking, no breathing, it actually stunned me.

[@storywriter3305]

That last one was so vile I regret being born. What an awful evening to have the curse of having to imagine tastes

[@thevideogameempire]

Apparently, the guy who invented Vaseline was such a fervent believer in its (then not as well-understood) health benefits that he ate a spoonful every day. He lived to be 96 also had a bout of pleurisy a few years before and had his nurse slather him in the stuff. It probably didn't help much but he DID recover and figured it worked.

[@tanjadierolf1836]

11:2 OMG I literally got an air humidifier AD right after that 😂

[@tanjadierolf1836]

11:02

[@DavidVanVlerah]

Ketchup is Ketchup, Zach?!! I will not STAND for this heresy! There is ONLY ONE! (Although Hunt's will do in a pinch.) 😉

[@Burning_U_Kiryu]

10:37 Leipzig??? Guts and Blackpowder map???? G&B reference?????

[@Burning_U_Kiryu]

Also before anyone comments, I KNOW THIS IS A REAL LOCATION

[@TheZotmeister]

Voice actor apparently never saw the Monty Python Parrot Sketch! Pining for the fjords!

[@InvisibleSquids]

7:03 *A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON* Homie is just doing his _Break of Dawn_ quest, leave him be. He wants his glow-in-the-dark sword

[@UdderlyEvelyn]

4:11 It's the same skin, one just fuses. Of course they both look like a mess lol.

[@Fayanora]

If she didn't know she was pregnant, then her liver was more complicated than that clump of randomized cells.

[@adamweston4152]

2:40 ... Brazilian birth control.

[@BananaWasTaken]

13:10 To be fair, it did seem like they purposefully made the ending of No Way Home to put Peter in this scenario. He went from being friends with the avengers to being a nobody that no one knows, making his own homemade suit from his small apartment.

[@SleepyShroomie64]

7:30 Batman has already faced the death of his parents again and again because of The Scarecrow’s fear toxin.

[@Beregorn88]

9:27 if the sauce doesn't match the label, it is a fraud. Or the sauce contained real tomatoesat some point of its process. One of the two.

[@commenter5901]

Fetus is the Latin word for offspring, aka baby. Correcting someone using the word baby is redundant. They are still a genetically unique human individual, just in the earlier stages of the development that lasts for the first 20-25 years of life. I considered my kids babies from conception till teen... which is where they're at right now. I'll probably still call them my babies when they give me grandchildren.

[@Dekkysaurus]

XD Zach, listening to you try to pronounce dodecahedron was amazing. I've been playing D&D for years and I still fumble on this damn word! " DOH-DECK-EE-HE-DRON" It's a tongue twister for sure!

[@M_and_m_and_skittl3s]

This feels like typing a sentence and then asking your child to fix the grammar

[@mogulkhantouchthis4561]

The snake was the catalyst to their budding romance

[@AvaMiller-o1x]

Can’t believe how cool this came out!

[@ShadoeLandman]

Coke plus vasoline sounds like some kind of polish or cleaner.

[@mrmimeisfunny]

7:05 Honestly don't feel bad for not knowing how to say that because OP is wrong too. That's not even a Dodecahedron it's an Icosahedron.