r/Technicallythetruth | Hollywood is FAKE!!

[@TheLexikitty]

actually really proud of this one

[@overdramaticpan]

yip (yip)

[@maybe_minty_fresh]

hi

[@drexelborz82]

we're proud of you too, HI LEXI 💗

[@thatfunnyfeeIing]

as you should be

[@EmKay]

Emkay approves

[@taitano12]

I'm a Waiter. Some teen rich kid insulted my job and I told that joke. The whole family groaned except the dad, who nearly spat out his drink and spent the rest of the evening telling dad jokes. Later, I was around the corner in the Hosting Station when I heard the mom say to the brat "Well, that's what you get for being rude."

[@orangequill1645]

Told what joke theres like 20

[@alchemysaga3745]

@@orangequill1645 "Waiting tables isn't a glamorous job... But at least it puts food on the table!"

[@cubicmeters8335]

There was no sound he just died

[@exa0710]

That rich kid got *served*

[@Banan_Man_]

@@cubicmeters8335 i can just imagine "Waiting tables isn't a glamorous job... But at least it puts food on the table!" and then a slam as the kid drops dead on the table

[@drexelborz82]

The fact that Lexi is just perfect for this subreddit is also technically the truth

[@timerchannelofficial]

this subreddit and lexi are technically soulmates

[@Cant_think_of_a_handle_either]

Well no they are a subreddit and lexi

[@earthUSOA7705]

​@@Cant_think_of_a_handle_either technically

[@isappycracks]

@@Cant_think_of_a_handle_either the

[@Cant_think_of_a_handle_either]

@Cringe Child 🌟TRUTH🌟

[@fishpop]

9:05 Lexi read that backwards. Manga has speech bubbles read right to left.

[@anzaca1]

Yes, because Japanese is written right-to-left.

[@em_fire]

YAY More Technically the Truth. Time to laugh so hard that I wake up everyone.

[@em_fire]

And I just died of laughter.

[@timerchannelofficial]

@@em_fire 'cause you're tnt?

[@isappycracks]

@@em_fire 'cause you're black?

[@drexelborz82]

@@em_fire One could say you... *explode* with laughter

[@em_fire]

@@drexelborz82 …

[@weirdestcore]

I was stressing out about some things, but now that a new Lexi narrated video was posted, the stress doesn't exist anymore

[@giantpinkcat]

Imagine actually paying $40,000 to watch a basketball game.

[@reeeedst53]

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! -nba

[@cocolete_pan]

1:47 I have a cushion with a pig on it and I named it gurt, I also happen to to like the yeo lemon curd, so when I say that I'd like some yogurt I say in gurt's voice: "Yeah?"

[@Victini7472]

3:18 i mean atm CAN literally stand for "A Time Machine" as well lol

[@gaspshichat]

i told my mom and stepdad about how an atm is a time machine and my stepdad said "you spend your time getting money and the atm gives you money and money is time so the atm is giving you your time back" and now i have a headache

[@HACPOA_279]

lol the fact your stedad didn't just shoo u off though give him respect

[@thatfunnyfeeIing]

r/technicallythetruth & lexi? this video is going to be great

[@skelestial]

Ikr

[@abdelmalekmetidji]

If you play with a plastic dinosaur , technically the plastic is made out of oil , and oil comes from decomposed dinosaur fossils , so in conclusion , you're playing with a real dinosaur . Until we meet again 🙂 .

[@maerim78]

I love technically the truth, it's just my type of humour

[@mynamesz81]

Technically the truth? AND LEXI?? The best

[@Azyne]

This subbreddit is pure comedy

[@randomperson8663]

Agreed

[@maddieames1234]

5:09 That's actually a really hurtful stereo type. A lot of people a vegan/vegetarian because they love animals. I fitting into this category have no moral qualms with eating humans for they are a disease that plagues this Earth. And taste divine when slow roasted.

[@peter_kitsune]

r/suspiciouslyspecific

[@mothman1307]

LEXIIII I love Lexi's voice and I made a new freshie friend today. this made me happy. thank you lexi!!

[@JadianRadiator]

9:08 you read that backwards, because even the english release for american's still reads/lays the panels and speech/thought bubbles from right->left and top->bottom. The only part that doesn't is the actual text in each individual bubble. So it's actually "you are a frightening man... however... I am the best swordsman in CP9. Don't take me lightly."

[@cyanide8838]

Technically this owns an air fryer. (It’s true.)

[@f1edits280]

Fun fact: if you stretch out all your veins, arteries and capillaries, the person will probably be dead.

[@SilverAceOfSpades]

0:01 To quote Lancer from Deltarune, "You can't get through your teen years without at least one Egg."

[@jehail2908]

actors pretend to work

[@funwithchristina563]

9:05 I am trying so hard not to nerd out here.

[@Master_vp101]

Same lol

[@ThatWitchMarcy]

The way lexi said "Baloon" had me cracking up XD

[@randomperson8663]

It's so adorable!! 🥰🥰🤣🤣

[@nedhunter4444]

3:26 Correction: ATMs give you a physical representation of money/time you've gotten from elsewhere. Therefore, ATMs are clocks. What do you mean the second part doesn't logically follow?

[@tresicatation2141]

1:22 looks like comedy died on my birthday

[@jakejohnson6954]

Never thought i needed to hear lexi say “wee” in my life but here i am

[@xavierisanemo3838]

0:04 - That much for one egg?!

[@Rawmango8]

9:05 i'm actually happy that i started watching "One Piece" bc THAT would've been one heck of a Spolier.

[@Rawmango8]

Yk Revealing that he is part of CP9 that the rumors were saying they are very secretive and not confirmed. Either ways i'm happy i got to watch that part of them revealing themselves instead having it spoiled on me.

[@TotallyAtlas]

egg.

[@JupiterVortex]

9:10 how you read that is from the right bubble to the left lol not like the west comics

[@fabulouschild2005]

3:42 that moment when a cartoon egg has more game than you: *sad*

[@8butsideways]

3:33 you know why I’m here

[@8butsideways]

5 minutes later, I died. Then reinstalled life.

[@elizabethmidoriya8412]

2:11 I’ve watched this 100 times and only just noticed Lexi said Harry instead of Hagrid side note she is my favorite narrator

[@Timeflaire]

3:28 and the fact ATM stands for A Time Machine

[@charadr33murr]

I have to partypoop and mention that Lexi read the manga from left to right. Sorry, everyone

[@jsl151850b]

2:46 This *is* true. There have been incidents. Perhaps Lava Lamps also?

[@guts60]

Me popping open the hood after my car makes a weird noise: “Hmm… yes… the engine here is made of engine”

[@nottartaglia]

omg I didn't know you where in emkay :O I remember I followed you on tiktok ages ago, haven't seen your acc appear in forever

[@dadoctah]

5:50 Pavlov. Hmmm. That name rings a bell.

[@aRllySpitefulGator]

Hii! Lexi I Just Wanna Say Your Voice Gives Me SO MUCH JOY! Tomorrow Is My Birthday, And I Can’t Wait To Watch Any New Uploads Tomorrow! Love You Guys and Everyone Have a Wonderful Day!

[@stoopingfalcon891]

OK you got me good. I didn't stop laughing all the way through. Great clips with AWESOME commentary! 👍👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣

[@jeid861]

Well technicy it is the truth, and a nice video. Thank you Emkay !

[@kayleewilson8740]

This is nice, great video on a great channel in a Monday

[@scientificapple69]

"This isn't Bille Eilish" Me: YOOO THIS DUDE

[@alex2005z]

5:30 I have watched some movies enough times to where I have watched every single part of it

[@dadoctah]

Actually, twenty-four times a second you're not watching anything.

[@alex2005z]

@@dadoctah but if I watch the same movie 10 times I will probably have catched every frame of it

[@hue_lord_4208]

9:04 how do you manage to read it backwards and _still_ have it somehow make sense?

[@robertwilloughby8050]

A certain find in every charity shop - A rather battered Bethnal LP, and a slightly better looking Ohio Players LP.

[@l3732]

IVE SEEN THE NO PARKING IN OCUPPIED SPACES ONE BEFORE AT A CAMP GROUND

[@name_not_foundlol3143]

9:19 HOW THE FRICK THIS GUY READ MANGA IN A WRONG WAY BUT THE MEANING WAS THE FRICKING SAME ...... I AM LOSING IT HERE BRAH 🤣🤣

[@muydelicioso1366]

1:53 actually wrong since left handed people went extinct in the great hand war in 1534

[@stuffnstuff8844]

3:20 furthermore, the letters ATM match up to make the acronym, A. Time. Machine

[@TashaBryanRENegade]

I can hear Lexi roll her eyes at each dad joke.

[@eeveemaster2206]

ATM stands for A Time Machine

[@Marquis-Sade]

06:50 - How can this be? 1970? No internet back than

[@Wesley_H]

The only thing worse than people misquoting scripture is when they quote it correctly, but the verse they quote is surrounded by verses that contradict it.

[@mrgamergio4511]

To see a video 10 minutes exactly is rare well for me

[@dragonmastertheedgeking1595]

How come when superheroes kill aliens they're good people and are heroic, but when I do it I'm racist!?

[@theraysofthesun__]

0:56 DUSTIN AND LUCAS NO WAYYYY

[@SugaMot]

9:05 Lexi has never read manga before

[@MegiMacaroni]

1:52 yeah I can confirm that one as a left handed being, you know, I always beat them no handed idiots, why are they always so slow?

[@sebforce1165]

5:33, well then, I guess mine and Lexi's minds work quite similar, as I was going to say Clockwork Orange for the _first_ option... how fun :D

[@mertyuip06]

7:10 ok as a kid who was born in Puerto Rico I asked myself the same shit every day

[@lumina12345]

6:41 Relax, im not sleeping.

[@Noblesse_Sapphire]

Ah yes, my favorite subreddit narrated by our chaotic good queen 💙💙 Btw, for the last question, there are around 600-750 languages in Indonesia, there are still a lot of confusion, so the numbers are not certain yet :Da

[@thekingcolt]

i just used lexis laugh for a car drifting lol

[@y4rn_dud3]

4:37 what kind of-- wh.. why. Just why.

[@goack]

The steam one about half life is amazing because my friend has the same problem his always says he buys stuff in 1969

[@sakurakitsunestar]

0:40 wait they had to put the sign out because Trump doesn't understand basic chemistry and biology?

[@goldtrailer]

I take pictures of these memes and spam them in a random persons chat

[@AnomalousNormie]

Lol. Jesus was described as having white hair and bronze skin and red eyes. He was an anime character.

[@iamdb1990]

Fifa 09 on PS3 in charity shops is so true lol

[@JFTOGPM]

9:50 as an indonesian, that is absolutely right

[@BunchOfWormsInATrenchCoat]

ah yes the staple of reading manga left to right... the day they read it right to left is the day the world ends.

[@jakobdiehn6596]

5:22 better than most drugs tho

[@Thomasthedankenjine]

You fool killer queen has already touched this video!

[@GroundCTRL2MajorTom]

Fun fact: if you change the order of words a in sentence slightly people will still read it normally, this is due to the “Sugo effect.”

[@deadchannel9892]

I see what you did there

[@goober971]

💀

[@VrishabhDB]

You read that manga in the wrong direction.

[@HoloSohma]

True I’ve definitely watched the nightmare before Christmas completely I use to watch it on loop and sleep to it playing… not as a child but a mid teen… the first time I saw it was as a child… then my brother gave it away so I couldn’t watch it a second time but I fell in love with it the first time and soon into the start of it.

[@PaulR104]

Wot

[@isappycracks]

don't ask about it ravioli

[@randomstranger8554]

This has to do with the video how?

[@augustomoreira7441]

2:05 money can buy food

[@Deegonbeefon]

6:09 nuh uh it's 0.0548036651487895308877487135398332540656

[@jacktrash3118]

3:05 damn they did Michael Storen dirty

[@Geraldandme]

5:54 padlock

[@lasiusniger1094]

0:37 if those are ants it doesn’t make sense, looks to me like they’re in the same colony. So they’re siblings, also all worker ants are female, males only live for a short time then mate and die.

[@spookimsdigimon9690]

I went to an art place where they did other things like smash rooms. When he was saying the rules the following was said: Worker: and don’t drink the paint Me: *raises hand* what happened to make you say this Worker: people drank the paint from the bottles

[@cqptainbear]

I could've sworn it was Quagmire narrating the video at the start

[@coffeelicious17]

darnn i was about to park in occupied places 😔

[@Mydeimona]

What a nice video to watch at 3 am

[@fatboysgarage7984]

That... was an apostrophe.

[@abandonedaccount123]

2:02 they posted a screenshot of their own comment

[@josephdavis9234]

6:12 Um, no. The sin of π/2 is 0! The sin of π is just zero.

[@shaden.l.m.9506]

1:12 Hey Oz Media, Mini Oz got a second job! (This be joke, do not take seriously)

[@doodlebug47]

Guys Breaking Bad is a cooking show.

[@michaelklos1]

The plot thickens....🤣💀

[@ValirValor]

10 minutes, no more, no less Perfect

[@alexandergotze3323]

Did not expect a One Piece meme

[@bjmax3045]

i don't get 4:51 someone explain pls or does it mean that the boyfriend asked her to marry him, when the boyfriend should be marrying her instead of her marrying him (although that's not funny)

[@gamingwithevie8303]

This is the best, however there's no way emkay will see this

[@WARTS_THE_GREAT45]

6:53 lmao