SUSPICIOUSLY SPECIFIC REDDIT

[@Tiana_atr]

You know what, the skull with the blue diamonds is a bit unorthodox sure, but hey if he wants it and its legally possible, why not? It'd be a hell of a conversation starter and an amazing family legend.

[@Oogalygoogaly]

13:59 LEXI!! HAI!! :D

[@wigley7610]

google: “13:59? Whats ðat? Did you mean 1.59pm “

[@KingRedgi1]

@@wigley7610it’s a timestamp in the video

[@The_Dr_Lux]

@@KingRedgi1he was making a joke about a google assistant not understanding and thinking they were speaking in military time. It was very random, and not very funny, but he understood.

[@KingRedgi1]

@@The_Dr_Lux ah, I think I just got r/woooshed

[@ThejournalistlikesMEMES]

WOOOOOOSH

[@stealthgaming26]

how dare youtube hide this from me for 19 years

[@BreadGaming249]

This video came out 42 minutes ago.

[@DaRealRoachDoggJr]

This video came out 42 minuets ago.

[@Fir_on_pawz]

​@BreadGaming249 it's called a joke-

[@Wh1t4f0r3est]

@@BreadGaming249 r/wooooooooooooooooosh

[@Wh1t4f0r3est]

@@DaRealRoachDoggJr r/woosh

[@MoonAfton]

17:53 I just have to say, as a marching band/concert Clarinet player- A, you have small hands that are unable to position right B, your putting too much of the mouthpiece in your mouth C, you're not the issue, it's the instrument crying for help No clue, listen to someone play the highest notes possible for 15 minutes and I'd probably go crazy as well... BUT PLEASE DON'T RUN OVER AN INSTRUMENT YOU COULD SELL- I'm hiding my Vito in fear of this person.. Also hello fellow band members

[@Nigolasy]

I feel the small hands part. Was really good at playing but had to stop when my fingers started to cramp and I couldn't let go of the lowest - switches? what even are they called in english..? Anyways, I can still get my finger joints stuck in a very specific position that stops me from playing clarinet ever again. It was useful for a while to grip very specific notes but stopped being useful when those notes didn't come around often anymore lol

[@higjgamerz]

hi

[@jan-Pala]

"you're not the issue, it's the instrument crying for help" is SO real i played clarinet for a year in my elementary school band. i had to stop because i have a connective tissue disorder; holding a wood and metal pole up with practically just your thumb and bad joints do not work well together anyway half of my memories playing clarinet were just the damn thing screaming at me because i wasn't holding it at the exact right angle

[@caaaaaammmmmmmmm]

1:02:09 ok now that's just wholesome, dude clearly loves his son how he is and I absolutely love to see that kind of loving neurodiversity acceptance

[@LukeySkywookie]

44:59 as someone who's been admin on a laptop and played around with characters who are tech wizards/computer admins, this is my new favorite quote

[@theominouspigeon]

i can't believe John Frederick Emkay would upload a 1 hour 40 minute and 14 second video at 21:57 EST on Sunday, January 19th 2025

[@LoganGranger-p3m]

btw if you click on it you hear "hecc are you talking about?" without context

[@FlyingBaco]

Erm actually it’s John a emkay sole proprietor of emkay industries

[@berdansargol1577]

0:14 this is the plot of The Matrix

[@Artificer_]

7:38 Crew Trime, my favorite podcast genre

[@thepearbird2271]

Man Every crue time got me laughing 7:37

[@HA8IT]

I CAME TO SEE IF ANYONE ELSE NOTICED THAT

[@theemeraldaxo]

@@HA8IT SAME!!!

[@XSillygooseX]

I heard that and had to back up the video to make sure it wasn’t just my exhaustion kicking in-

[@thepearbird2271]

@@XSillygooseX same

[@hotcrossbuns6585]

same here lmao

[@immagical7036]

14:05 omg Lexiiiiii

[@Rurika_Ryuusenji]

THAT WAS LITERALLY MY THOUGHT WHEN I SAW IT

[@NachtAsile]

Is that one of the narrators for this channel?

[@immagical7036]

@ she used to be but I think she’s moved on to do something else

[@iamaylacat3935]

@@immagical7036 Its kinda hard to tell because from what I can see Lexi is specifically brought in to be the local expert on a select few subreddits that don't get covered super often. I know she does, or did at least, make similar content on her own channel though.

[@firecrafter28]

@@iamaylacat3935she literally said that she was leaving to work on her own channel

[@AlohaXChicken27]

THE BACKGROUND IS TAN AGAIN

[@MonieThu]

Oh yeah, that's cool

[@rainbow30sam763]

38:30 fun fact thats one of the most known black sabbath songs ever, even more funny is that it was used in the first iron man as it shares the same name

[@pixelatedwaffle6491]

2:15 For this case, refer to international maritime law. Everything in space is considered international waters, and thus those laws apply. Because of this, if you take control of a spacecraft without express permission, you commit piracy. In space. Space pirate.

[@consumingkazoos]

epic

[@thecursed01]

Only if it's a manned vessel.

[@lotematu2812]

14:52 I cannot. "WHY DOSE THE NEXT ONE START WITH LET'S TALK PHYSIKS!?!"

[@Number-vt1fl]

These suspiciously specific memes are suspiciously specific.

[@bananatheo3796]

nah rly

[@Y0za]

Stop with the disinformation man

[@ashketchup8723]

22:46 Robin I think you might've failed the captcha. Robin are you alright? *mechanical whirring slowly intensifies as robin's voice begins to fade*

[@WeepingWillowx]

15:27 I’ve had a dream where I started crying because the math on my paper slowly started becoming gibberish instead of real equations, that was the first time I somehow had an anxiety attack inside a dream I find this dream of mine funny for some reason

[@ClockyV.CartoonThe3rd]

When the imposter is sus My life is pain

[@catdownthestreet]

KZbin asked me to rate your comment 😭

[@ClockyV.CartoonThe3rd]

@catdownthestreet goofy ahh KZbin request 😭😭

[@PlatinumOrcaEdits]

@@ClockyV.CartoonThe3rd 10/10 Perfect comment

[@coolguy-sn1eh]

@@catdownthestreet cmon man 10/10 just rate it

[@panicattheanimationstudio5673]

For the locks of love/hair donation one: probably not since dna is only found on one part of the hair, the root and you can only really get the root by forcefully pulling out the hair. Since any donated hair would likely be cut, all they'd be able to really tell is if the hair has been treated or not. They might be able to tell if it was part of a wig depending on like how it was made

[@cynicalminion]

I'm just going to say right now, it's about the loss... In other words, it's BETTER to allow yourself to GET snipped than to BE snipped (as someone who has never dealt with the decision)

[@cynicalminion]

Sorry, anyone who was triggered by a vasectomy... I'm so still ready to get my head shaved...

[@cynicalminion]

Maybe the locks of love donation would be best kept private?

[@Jonathanizer]

There also dna in the hair shaft (although a lot less). You don't necessarily need to root. The more likely issue is degradation of the dna, the dna of the fallen off hair usually degrades within 3 days. So unless in this scenario the hair donation recipient receive the hair very fast, then immediately commits the crime after the hair donation, and the crime scene is investigated quickly, this can't really happen. It's possible, but the timeline would have to be so tight, that borders on the impossible.

[@hypan0vaULTRA]

7:37 "Crue Trime Podcast"

[@gigglenose1990]

7:37 i had to do such a double take did robin mean to say crue trime 😭

[@Telawin]

The "girls sleepover" thing is the reason I'm glad I had no social life growing up... Because I would have absolutely been picked as the weakest of the group and Artemis would not spare me from being sacrificed

[@elsaprahl502]

3:00 The foreign film that I watched accidentally is "Udon," from 2006. I was supposed to be studying phycology but I typed the name of a kind of algae wrong, found "Udon," and watched the whole film.

[@azurotheazurerider8637]

32:38 Me when I move my right pawn and the opponents raises his eyebrow, fixes his glasses and says "ahhh, ambitious, the reverse romanian backshot opener...." ???

[@azuresstuff]

this one at 27:56 is so oddly specific that I can picture it exactly in my head because I completely understand that voice and that situation

[@foxie671]

35:15 There are two things they could be referring to here when they say dreamsexual/ dreamgender, one of which is the one that everyone obviously thought of, and the other is actually under the aro/ace umbrella (only has sexual attraction/ gender in their dreams)

[@LvkeNineT8]

1:27:14 thank you sam o’nella for letting me get this joke

[@Cat-lover18]

The intro TOOK ME OUT 😭

[@Cat-lover18]

First too 👍

[@davidparkes7741]

Were you that Baby?? Lol.

[@caballo9500]

7:37 crue trime CRUE TRIME

[@TheKai-tanic]

Yes! Someone else noticed!

[@synonym1196]

3:00 what's everyone's foreign film they watched accidentally but always recommend? Mine's the Norwegian film Trollhunter (2010)

[@b-e-a-r6166]

The guy with the skull and the blue diamond eyes, wouldn't that be called a "scare-loom"?

[@TUMMY_emergency]

June in 2020 someone played the Harry Potter theme on a washing machine and dryer

[@TUMMY_emergency]

If we get quarantined again do this

[@MegaPlayerXxX]

Aside from the "Failed KZbin career"... it fits super well. One little tidbit though. I don't have AN unfinished 12 chapter fanfiction. I have like 100 of them at this point and making more. XD

[@NexusOfChaos]

23:42 * cautiously looks for a camera in my kitchen, trying to keep my stuffed mouth shut *

[@MorganMakesThings]

40:04 Being able to allow someone to access your account after your death is so your designated loved one (or next of kin) can access your iCloud. I personally know someone who died and had thousands of photos that would have been lost forever had they not happened to have shared their password with someone. Also, being able to reach out to the dead person's contacts and inform them of the passing, Legacy their social media accounts, etc. It does have a valid use case.

[@emilybaker3703]

14:10 Ooooh Lexi makes a guest appearance 💜💖😸

[@_mud-nk1ds]

7:40 crue trime podcast, my favourite media type

[@Redbeardian]

48:00 I will keep nodding off and have that very relaxed feeling that you know you could sleep while watching TV laying in bed, click the off button on the remote, then lie there wide awake for a couple hours as alert as if it was the middle of the day.

[@Insert_Bland_Name_Here]

That "in the event of your death.* * Coming later this year" Feels somehow incredibly ominous and not at all unexpected from Apple (or Big Tech in general)

[@YanalFanio]

Wow, I’m so proud! Keep up the great content.

[@AngelWish3]

Quick tip for anyone who is listening to the engagement ring advice. Amazon really is a great resource for affordable rings. If you’re looking for something with stones, I highly recommend cubic zirconia or moissanite. Both options are usually cheaper than diamonds, but still have a lot of sparkle. Personally, I tend to prefer moissanite due to the fact that it reflects light in full color spectrum instead of simply reflecting, back white light. Cubic and Diamond both reflect white light. Both stones can be absolutely beautiful, but when sunlight hits the stone moissanite will cast rainbows around the room. I tend to prefer stainless steel or sterling silver, if picking an actual metal ring. Both tend to have a higher shin. If your significant other is the sporty type, consider some of the really pretty silicone rings Amazon has to offer. Some even have fake stone settings.

[@elecsnake4888]

2:35 anyone can destroy a planet. Just eat a whole bunch of laxatives and there goes Uranus.

[@Axokoolaid]

The first story reminds me of what they did to my little cousin, good times

[@manahakume9870]

if it makes anyone happy, tom holland SAW the meme about him having a frog in his mouth, and he agrees XD

[@mokachahan]

That steak throwing one isn't oddly specific, that's a direct reference to a reddit TIFU story. And the Happy Birthday card one is quoting a John Mulaney bit.

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

I don't think it's illegal to blow up planets _yet,_ but nobody's blown up a planet yet.

[@cynicalminion]

I want Robin to play that poor soulless sap who has to be shirtless in a Hallmark movie...

[@royaleroque7716]

The first one is the premise to Blast From the Past. Luckily, that movie was released in the 90's. 😁

[@hokuclan6677]

I have already watched the whole video in the 1 min that this video has been up for im def not lying.

[@venessafugi6768]

1:51 That’s so real I can’t even lie 12:09 How dare you call me out like this

[@Inferiis]

49:50 I had a shoe back in my teen years that would set off the sensors in every single shop for a while. Then it just didn't after a few weeks. I still have no idea what happened.

[@Superchadier]

24:02 yes

[@IamEscBoy]

3:28 as someone with a theology degree, this is completely accurate. we think it's due to operant conditioning freezing the muscles like that whenever they come in to work

[@scorpion0498]

7:36 'every crue trime podcast' xD

[@Monkerzz_YT]

The first one is CRAZY😭

[@sleepingkirby]

44:50 No. The DNA is at the bulb of the hair. Unless you're yanking the hair out of your skull to donate, there's no DNA in the hair itself.

[@andistansbury4366]

2:31 Let me guess, you wanna blow up mars to mess with Elon Musk?

[@-a2games-]

This was released today?! I swear it was made at least a few months ago...

[@lillibitjohnson7293]

You inherit the Apple Music they’ve paid for over their lifetime so you don’t have to buy those songs again

[@orchidsheartisrotting]

HELLO?? THE THUMBNAIL??

[@Xia_melon]

Why was no one talking about it like wtf is the thumb nail (Nah someday this KZbinr will be exposed for being a pedo or some other bad thing because every KZbinr is 😭)

[@FemboySatan]

Specificity is key in these post𓂸

[@Corrupted_Eon]

Interesting start

[@GamingForeverEpic]

36:57 wait… did you go to lake Tuggeranong college?! There’s a McDonald’s right next to it???

[@Crow_Smith]

Apparently the purple toy thing is actually because: Many adult toys are purple because the color purple is widely associated with luxury, royalty, mystery, and a sense of sophistication, which are often considered desirable qualities in the context of sexual products; essentially, it's seen as a seductive and alluring color that can appeal to a broad range of consumers.

[@ihavestoupid]

I love the charlie jumpscares

[@Mason-i3g]

23:40 That's just your average Wisconsin man.

[@EliasKayama245]

That cheese post is wild💀

[@Potato_operatedrobot]

7:36 every crue trime podcast

[@Forever-le3zb]

this entire video is that one dude you find outside of a 711 who asks you weird sh*t like "yo, you ever just wanted to blow up the sun and put humanity into pure darkness? oh you haven't? your missing out then man."

[@Forever-le3zb]

this is oddly- wait a minute

[@ib_enjoyer11037]

me and my best friend keep getting accused of being a couple and once when someone asked us if we're together he did NOT hesitate when he said "I'd rather act dead for 24 hours on a necrophilia convention than go on a date with him" it was so oddly specific 😭😭😭

[@Arkie-Phoenix]

My cat ran away, guess he just wanted to start the Scottish invasion early.

[@KM-ek9or]

That Adam Driver one was great

[@Thebeauinator]

Dang 5 minutes. The KZbin gods know what I want

[@presidentobeng]

2:58 Damn, tell us how you really feel Bing

[@allastorm7667]

the surprise lexi post cameo caught me offguard

[@LoganGranger-p3m]

robin is in almost every single one while jack only gets one

[@AubreyJohnson-c7p]

7:50 as a toddler I can confirm

[@1Not4Me3]

3:09 ummmmmmmmm does working on two at the same time count? Cuz if it does, heck yeahhhhh

[@TheLordOfThePillows]

5:11 that "Oh myyy" reminded me of Mettaton

[@RyuRaeArashi]

Lol "grun-gee" hurt.

[@Temans_the_temleton]

Certain things on this world shouldn’t be answered ngl

[@DaresArt]

1:20:00 the good news is that the walmart I work at at least don't do that - I'm not sure about other ones but like, at least mine has.

[@50percent_cool]

0:46 this person has gotta be from South Carolina

[@mhikari92]

27:13 I have a whole box (2 or 3 hundreds) full of discs that contain all the e-books I bought. (total of 770+ books.)

[@bate_1]

12:16 my deodorant is "sport, marine notes and wood" LIKE WHAT IS THAT

[@Jc27uhh4h4h4]

7:38 love the crue trime podcast

[@coryalexander9814]

Wait a minute. An 82 year old has a 12 year old kid?!

[@baliyae]

Maybe he got a late start? 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@Blue-jv5sq]

The joke is how bad most of the AITA stories

[@yogfan1139]

adoption is also a thing but honestly i would react the same way if it wasnt specified in advance... i say this as someone who was also adopted. i cant even understand that myself like bro wants to give the kid early trauma from the kid not even getting to keep the same family from whatever situation made him need to be adopted in the first place. i sure dont have slight panic attacks about my families impending health issues getting worse... nooooooo surely not.

[@detictivecastielmalfoy4220]

I'm so grateful the walmart I worked for never made us do the cheer

[@Avrysatos]

Delaware has nice roads. We know when we leave because the roads drop in quality immediately.

[@rather_be_a_cat]

I was only saying to my Mrs the other week that I can't understand why they put the slot in men's underwear as I don't think anyone ever uses it.

[@Karagianis]

1:42 Not exactly, but Black Adder kind of did something like that when for a christmas special they did Charles Dickens' a christmas carol, but in reverse! (Very kind, but poor shopkeeper gets visited by 3 ghosts, sees how everyone around him is exploiting his kindness and turns into a bitter, cynical ASS!)

[@goreobsessed2308]

I'm steeling bros plan I want to be the skull with gem eyes

[@--CHARLIE--]

I see blue on the colorblind test though. (Which makes sense, as it is a joke and I am actually corblind, specifically in regards to blues and purples for some reason even though it's classed as "red-green" colorblindness.)

[@nobuyukishou.]

0:00 isn't this basically the plot of the "Blast from the Past" movie but in the 90s?

[@studioblackheart]

12:20 YES!! There's one place near me that gives a whole-ass bread roll with their dinners, so I get my tendies and fries, and my fuckin peasant bread! It's a great time and I am never happier than with my peasant bread. And I'm married XD

[@TimeToTossTheDiceOfTime]

At 7:36 we get "Crue Trime podcasts"

[@EnbyAxelotl]

my teacher looked at my screen at 57:05 i'm. dying

[@Sam_on_YouTube]

Acquisition By Capture (of wild animals) was chapter 1 of my property law book in law school.

[@spartanlinda4767]

53:19 well at least I AM TOTALLY NORMAL because I go to CARIBOU COFFEE and get A BLENDED CARMEL HIGH RISE COOLER and AM COMPLETELY SANE BUT AM ABLE TO DEFEND MYSELF