TOP r/HMMM OF ALL TIME

An hour of the top posts from r/Hmmm on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay ! Video credits below.
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Damien ► / damienlee
Jack ► / @jaymick
Lexi ► / thelexikitty
Damien | what's going on here?: 0:00
Jack | everyone. we have an announcement.: 10:13
Damien | wh- okay...: 24:24
Lexi | PLANE NOT FEELING TOO GOOD: 30:00
Damien | HE LOOMS BEYOND: 42:10

[@mellowanimations7237]

3:41 I love the editors desperate attempts get away from Damien

[@sashathedonut]

@@shizumi.4655 shut the anas platyrhynchos up

[@rookitmin1644]

@@sashathedonut I agree 100%

[@VEAU_music]

@@shizumi.4655 bro the creator of you as a robot never loved you

[@Ner0sLimb0]

IM SCREAMING LMAOOO

[@boog9246]

yes,

[@TsukiihikoVODs]

I literally just finished watching the entire EmKay r/Hmmm playlist and this comes out. I feel like my efforts have been wasted

[@snailgun]

I like your profile pic. Just wanted... to say... that..

[@RealSmartPug]

Therapist: “Realistic Pizza Steve is not real, he can’t hurt you” Realistic Pizza Steve: 6:18

[@hellosir382]

Yea

[@stellarknight04]

I was looking for this comment

[@WishGender]

damien giggling at his own jokes is honestly precious

[@aniruudhh]

Well, this is gonna be a really fun hour

[@ulysessoliverasponyman]

Yes it will be

[@codystevenson5966]

Yep

[@Mr_RanDom_i-refuse-numbers]

I did NOT see the video was 55 minutes instead of 10-15 minutes

[@Mr_RanDom_i-refuse-numbers]

@I have breathing addiction you're right it's gonna be a really fun 55 minutes and 22 seconds

[@mokekok]

Yes

[@ernestsanchez6712]

1:35 "Kris Get The Bananas" "Potassium."

[@freshi254]

This is kris pocket when everyone gets the banana

[@sashathedonut]

@@shizumi.4655 shut the anas platyrhynchos up

[@cuboembaralhado8294]

When kris get the banana:

[@maxwellmora9118]

Nice

[@_GeoDraws_]

12:05 the way the image just moves around the screen in sync with Jack’s disgusted voice gets me every time-

[@soundtrapgods4346]

Cooooooooooooooooool

[@maxx3218]

20:57 this creature is called Ghost Pig created by popular horror artist Trevor Henderson, creator of Sirenhead and Cartoon Cat. Apparently this pig's origin was it getting sawed in half and killed. Now it roams the earth with an appetite for revenge. If you encounter him, start running because he's gonna slice you in half as well and use your lower half as his legs and once your lower half decays, he will find another victim to replace it. If you encounter him with legs, compliment its legs and quickly run away while it's flattered. If you encounter it without legs, tuck your legs under your shirt, it makes Ghost Pig think you're legless because pigs are idiots.

[@kamilo7473]

ok but seeing how Lexi's voice change was so cool, her voice always had that happy tune in it :)

[@enderdrane]

Nice pfp

[@Swampizso]

I may sound dumb but lexi's a girl?!

[@pig_mania0107]

@@Swampizso she's trans :)

[@uruxdrone]

She really had on hell of an evolution

[@Swampizso]

@@pig_mania0107 oh emkay

[@eckitronix]

random notes i wrote down for no reason 3:26 made me genuinely uncomfortable only because of Damien's commentary 3:44 Alucard's sports car 4:50 I love how this post transitions immediately into a much more horrible story for this cat 5:35 looks like how people apparently think vaporwave sounds 5:52 is just how I look after working out 6:09 GAME OVER - RETURN OF GANON 6:18 Me explaining the kind of person I'd still aim to be even if I got a stereotypical 'emo kid' haircut just because I think it looks cool 6:37 C2077 6:47 This looks like the best fictional creature ever. Name him. 6:54 I knew this happened. I couldn't remember why I thought this had occurred, but apparently it's a memory I haven't forgotten. 7:10 chocobo farm budget cut 7:20 they grew up together :D just in time for the space exploration to get set up! I hope he's allowed to take his pet on the ship and doesn't have to smuggle him inside his lower throat 7:55 Spider-Man trying to ward off catburglars be like 7:57 or it's just a 1:1 scale of garfield left in the washing machine too long 8:01 he protecc, he attac, but most importantly, press f to pay respecc 8:09 Alucard's private jet 8:23 anime pets be like 8:37 this makes me angry because the sandal would fall out, it's more useful to put the sandal the other direction and then do that because at least then you have a better holster for the scorpion wars of 2032 8:44 when you don't wanna listen to Dababy but the homies make a compromise 9:15 Ah, I can see that NERV finally developed that "p4n-d4" EVA unit. 9:37 realFood.jpg 9:47 Make a wish or take a pish. You may only choose one.

[@morrismoose]

Wow

[@iso_plays6444]

No shdhxhdhdj no one has a problem at the time of my life I am not so

[@HuginnTheNord]

@@iso_plays6444 stroke?

[@juliamclachlan4381]

Hell yes🤣🤣🤣

[@jamin1172]

12:05

[@Raccoon56-lm3ec]

This is probably one of my favorite subreddits, it's so funny!

[@chaotic_household]

The amount of pure joy I get when I watch these is unmatchable, I can fall asleep to these because my brain reads this as a safe place, thank you Emkay 😊😊

[@soundtrapgods4346]

Aviendha. That is funny

[@xpearl_heartx]

“Ah, who needs context”: the subreddit!

[@lightninghearttheraichu9284]

@@shizumi.4655 Shut up

[@nightshade2343]

@@shizumi.4655 shut.

[@junebugss..]

@@shizumi.4655 shut.

[@bambisplitathonreal]

Shut up to both you and SHiZUMI

[@batty3514]

“I’m appalled, I’m shocked, and I’m flabbergasted. That’s all”-Damien

[@glitched_corruption7592]

We've been tricked, backstabbed and quite possibly bamboozled

[@c0unterac342]

I read this as he said it....

[@joshuatremper5026]

That's all folks

[@abrokenkindofbeautiful]

22:47 I showed my husband the bear and I said “I’m uncomfortable by the number of law officials watching the bear trampoline on a mattress” and he said “you know that bear was falling out of a tree right” and I haven’t felt that dumb in a while 😂😂😂

[@charamspaint]

I needed this

[@TheGhostInThePhoto]

7:00 Aye, it was a brutal campaign. We humans had an obvious advantage in terms of technology, yet it was the infighting that nearly damned us. The blasted dolphin sympathizers turned on us. We heard of the massacres of other crews almost every day. Our crew barely survived, narrowly avoiding being routed to the last man. We only survived because of the sacrifice of Captain Felix Flipper. I knew the man well. He was from Florida, well acquainted with dolphins before the fighting began. And yet, he was loyal to the nation. He wished for peace, and that wish ended in his demise. He was my friend, and I could do nothing to help him. All I could do was watch as he was shredded by rifle fire and thrown into the ocean. Though it shames me to admit it, but the thought of avenging his death was often all that drove me to fight in those dark days. It was this sacrifice that allowed us to turn the tide. We came out of the incident knowing the dolphins’ weakness: their own echolocation. At first, we merely screamed as we fought to counter it. Many of us began to lose our voices, the worst of which the case of Lieutenant John M. Rayfield. Ray’s voice was reduced to but a whisper, resulting in his unfortunate moniker of just that: Whisper. ‘Twas a saddening day indeed. As we drove the dolphins back to the seas, we began to use speakers to emit high pitched noises that neutralized the dolphins’ echolocation. Although this prevented a repeat of what happened to Ray, many sacrificed their hearing for the cause. Ensign Howard “Snowflake” Wilkinson went totally deaf in both ears. His brother, Warrant Officer Stuart “Winter” Wilkinson, went deaf in one ear and partially deaf in the other, made far more unfortunate given his youth. This was the price paid to win the war. When our fighting was over, we realized that damage was widespread. Locally, we were the last ones left. The crew of the _Alpha_ had been slaughtered, as had everyone else. Everywhere. We, the crew of the _Beta,_ were the last men left on land. For us, the war had just begun. None of us thought we’d survive a continued war. Ray, too, sacrificed himself in a move that unilaterally ended the war: he assassinated the king of the dolphins, Snorky IV. The command structure of the dolphins, as Ray thought, was based entirely upon the power of the king. They fell apart once he died. When the rest of mankind was brought up from the depths of the sea, we hoped to find our friend, hoped to celebrate with the hero who saved the world from the dolphins. We never saw him again. And so, that was the story of the Homo-Cetacean War of 1993. Or, as we few to never reside in the depths would call it, “The Struggle to Remain Twenty-Thousand Leagues Above the Seas”. In the same vein, we would grow to call Flipper’s sacrifice, “Mankind’s Last Stand,” and Ray’s, “A Whisper of Hope.” Perhaps those names are a tad on the nose, but we felt the need to honor our heroes. It is our hope that, with mankind seemingly forgetting the horrors of the war, that we will be able to move on from those days. We hope that such tragedy will never again occur. If it does, we hope we don’t live to see the day. And me? I’m nobody.

[@shadowofseattle1338]

I like you, you are a decent creative writer, get in touch with me!

[@laylaunikitty4444]

Was it like 3am when you wrote that? Because those are multiple entire paragraphs. Im legit impressed

[@metallabx407]

0:10 Definitely gonna buy one for mine. (Chompy is gonna be happy)

[@tacticalnerd1831]

Same

[@BettytheCake]

My favorite thing is a cup-o-coffee and emkay. Best feeling. Love you guys!!💜

[@lonemarkkingoftypos3722]

I truely like how mysterious and funny r/Hmm is. Its like it fills the void in the "curiosity".

[@Pigborg]

24:50 i think that’s a stage door. It’s used for when a door is nessecary on stage, but it can’t be part of the whole show. Quite handy actually! The only question is… how did it end up in a place that is not at all a theatre?

[@jotarokujo_starplatinum5492]

Hmm.

[@LoafCatNG]

Probably people being idiots and running around with a door

[@strangerontheinternet7358]

it just walked out

[@SeventhSeraphS12]

27:04 And this, my friends, is how Undertale started.

[@user-gp7wy1ud2q]

I mean... I GUESS

[@eondrago955]

Yes, built by the monsters to lure them in

[@chaos6687]

LMAO

[@chaos6687]

Slide ebott

[@chrisbanker4705]

I love this because every time I see one of these pictures I just think of someone looking at that scenario irl and literally just go "hmm"

[@abbienormals1669]

14:29 Lol he fails to notice goth beaker. Beaker was ALWAYS my favorite. In my head cannon, he flips off Scrooge in Muppet Christmas carol (the part where scrooge sees them to the door when he refuses to donate to the poor) "Mi mi miii!!"

[@jellsies]

I always adore looking at r/hmmm because there's so many images that can be used for god-tier shit posting

[@johnnycage9688]

fuck yes

[@sabinastrash6813]

nice pfp

[@SmokedBacon07]

fuck yeah

[@BlueverseGacha]

45:06 "the bun's inside the wiener!" EmKay out of context sounds amazing.

[@bbqchicken8681]

Hm that gives me an idea... I might do that

[@cailanmacLaren]

LOL @32:56 Thank you for your Chills impersonation; spot on!

[@aToxicFlower]

I kept having to stop the video because I kept laughing so hard I had to take a break so I wouldn’t be too loud XD

[@skybluepainter]

15:24 Those are fermented soybeans, also known in Japan as natto. A very popular breakfast food. Stinks and has consistency of snot.

[@olivercharles2930]

disgusting

[@gustavogarcia8783]

8:03 This bring flashbacks to an RPG The grenade was thrown, it would kill the entire party, everybody trying to catch it, and everyone failed, until one player said: "Billy, catch!" RIP Billy

[@Bomby5]

@@shizumi.4655 shut

[@Nathan_p68]

Can we talk about our blessing of 3 Damien segments in this video

[@xmcblxck]

This vid with some snacks. Perfection.

[@sebastianshult2162]

Anyone else notice that Jack is a mixture of Damien and Lexi

[@Ang3ll0vin]

YES. I’VE ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT JACK SOUNDS LIKE THE MALE VERSION OF LEXI.

[@kum0ri_]

30:55 when your muscles involuntarily flex

[@fingergunsheyyy2767]

I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO SAY IT THANK YOU

[@MJ_2Day]

@@fingergunsheyyy2767I KNOW THIS IS OLD, BUT SAMW

[@shadow_entity9191]

The pizza with the sunglasses looks like a really cool and self-confident bird.

[@batgobrr4275]

bro the wall outlet at around 49:37 was how our electricity was in our living room when we moved in, that there’s what you call a slumlords work of art

[@stackedbones]

Never been this early before

[@acunit9497]

I was sadly watching another mkay video so I was late

[@akira881]

Absolutely can’t wait for all of r/memes

[@guy194]

same

[@finn4542]

33:00 I guess you could say the chills voice... gave me *chills*

[@RhapsosProductions]

Thank you! It's such an iconic voice, but I couldn't remember the dude's name

[@localnpc69]

17:15 I WANTED IT

[@Wolf762x39]

31:47 at least you didn’t encourage him to throw the grenade… and for that, I thank you, Damien.

[@enathelocalpotato2828]

It's an honor

[@bestbookreportsdotcom3017]

i love emkays videos

[@MeMe-zg7gx]

"Who asked for the anatomy of a balloon dog?" Not me but now want it 😂

[@texasred2525]

This was probably the best hour I’ve spent the past year

[@wangying2831]

7:10 Fun fact! That bathroom was used to protect those flamingos from Hurricane Andrew!

[@a_midland_engine]

41:17 I wasnt expecting to see a Bachmann Gordon apear randomly in a EmKay video I was watching. But now, mynlofe is complete just because of this.

[@melongodgaming9979]

To the picture of the coffin with a steering wheel and a seat for gaming: in Germany we have a word for fast and small cars: Rennsarg (coffin for racing) just reminded me of that

[@awesomestyles]

8 subreddit suggestions: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing 398 days, almost at 400 :)

[@Bean-kh9cu]

The title is pure chaos

[@Bean-kh9cu]

@Piit Japan🌹 what?

[@deathdayproductions]

the amount of r/bossfight worthy pictures is incredible

[@markpetrov9476]

Seeing people with those giant Jansport backpacks would never get old

[@lecornflake2800]

wonderful video keep up the great work!

[@arcticfox975]

16:28 “blasphemy waifu” lmao

[@elicarson650]

12:16 QUOTE TIME! "look at the wall... thats a nice wall" -Jack

[@FroggiFreakshow]

This is proof that this subreddit is a fever dream

[@HDified]

An absolute banger of a video!

[@SuperDrUnicorn]

I've seen the video of the horse and little kid, he gets picked up and tossed to the side while an adult runs to him. Was hilarious seeing it and hearing Damien not knowing what happened to the kid 😂

[@MynameisS_A]

3:41 that editor is OP 😂😂

[@iceyowly9343]

34:43 "Wizards are weird.." Next meme: *wizard-y laughing*

[@ngodiecphen4146]

Damn I been waiting for r/hmmm

[@randomguy8476]

Me : Clicks on an emkay video and hears Damien's voice Also me : wait what? Oh

[@libertyjensen6321]

Hi. I hate to comment when I have nothing to say, but you deserve to have a comment that isn't a bot.

[@Anime_Weeb135]

I love how good Damien is at sounding like Kronk from The Emperor's New Groove.

[@LoveApex14]

The muddy dog was funny 😂😂. I'm glad I subscribed to this channel. If no one else hasn't submitted to this channel do it! It will make you feel better if you are sad or something like that. You're missing out!

[@ziofreccia1375]

There aren’t many editor notes, but if the editor ever reads this, made my day

[@microwave856]

1:40 Ladies and gentlemen, we did it. We found the guy from the math problems.

[@localnpc69]

17:17 I think it's from a frankenwiennie live action

[@christinerichard3033]

AS A FNAF FAN AT 5:20 I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING AT THE THING

[@deadaspiration4496]

4:04 The embodiment of the weight of Damian's jokes...

[@nicolasinguanti9986]

6:18 "Alright Mr.Gus, I'm going to become real in five seconds"

[@stellarknight04]

Lmfaooooo

[@heatherwillard1861]

18:16 it brings a whole new meaning to silverware

[@The_Pigeon_King_]

Damien and Lexi have to be some of the most positive narrators ever. I can't count how many times I've rewatched this video because I needed something to bring my mood up

[@AlexandarHullRichter]

When it was new, that camera was the most expensive SLR in production. That line of cameras (5D/5DS) sells for up to around $10,000 for just the camera, no battery, no lens, no flash card.

[@PentaromaLMA0]

God i love damiens laugh

[@melo-7904]

45:01 can we talk about the mustard on top of tomato sauce just drizzled on the tomato sause it made me laugh harder then it probably should

[@DukeCyrus]

Literally two sentences in. Thank you Damien.

[@_epiphany5621.]

Potassium.

[@TheDumbOne08]

I love the videos. Every day I watch at least one of your videos to make myself feel better.

[@xelaedits373]

i watch 10 a day please help

[@ntsreaper1749]

32:50 he really sounds like chills. I wasn't looking at my phone when it happened, and it threw me off for a second.

[@samueljohnson1037]

I love the bike with the steering wheel; I'm really wanting to try that out now with a motorized bicycle.

[@lyras8567]

It would be so fun if more random doors would be standing around, like... That often like trash bins.

[@PansyPops]

The first post just screams Florida.

[@Ace-ace-baby]

I love how Damian was like time to help my dad at 6:09

[@dannyboiproductions8430]

6:15 Damien really made a south park reference I'm cryin with laughter

[@jasmehsingh]

Hello mr/ms. Emkay

[@michealpersicko9531]

I think the vending machine is a take on that meme about someone's thereapist saying that you should get some cheap chinaware to smash when your stressed or angry and now you can do that on your break at work for only 6 Euros. I think this would be a great thing; as long as it's got some system in place to recycle the glass i'm all for that even though i think that it might have been a kinesthetic sculpture at an art exhibit judjing by the fabrige egg.

[@nivocz769]

I am not even exatirating when i say i looked like crying-laughing emoji half of the time....i almost faintet i couldn´t breath

[@alexthenonbinarygamer302]

Fave quote from lexi is "that goes in the forever no no box"

[@omgtatercat]

Fun fact: Breath of the Wild was originally for the Wii U. Nintendo ported it to give the Switch a release game

[@nobodyimportant2470]

Yep. That is why some of the slate features seem odd. You were supposed to be holding up the game pad to use the camera and scope features but when the decided to port it to switch for a launch game they cut that out of both versions.

[@Official_Camdyns_Universe]

if you have a Wii U then do you have minecraft

[@alejandrosanchez8766]

16:45 he clearly doesn't know that the cats are roulling the world and are so smart that they convinced us that they are our pets instead of the other way around

[@cody09cody]

4:35-4:45 That dog that got stung by a bee, me and my class call him lord chunkols.

[@mari-with-a-gun]

3:20 “I like your dress, where’d you get it?” “The grocery store.”

[@micahfoley9572]

15:23 it's natto, guys, it's supposed to look like that. the smell must be intense.

[@jotarocat6261]

amazing vid 10/10 lol

[@TheWulfrum]

a lot of these seem like some of the pictures from r/bossfight got mixed in we need more of those

[@VoidDoesVideos]

i laughed way too hard at the thumbnail

[@apersunthathasaridiculousl1890]

idk if it’s sad or cool that Emkay has more narrators than my local radio station

[@flak8857]

Hi again

[@Damien_Paxton]

40:47 The reason I don’t like this image is because of Michael Jackson’s involvement in creating the music for “Sonic 3” and “Sonic & Knuckles”, we cannot play “Sonic 3” or “Sonic & Knuckles” or “Knuckles in Sonic 2” or “Sonic 3 & Knuckles” because the Jackson estate are being COMPLETE AND UTTER PRICKS. Due to legal reasons none of the games I’ve mentioned will be in any compilation or available individually anywhere. P.s.I love his music and do not harbour any ill will towards anyone. Just venting my frustration at not being able to replay a part of my childhood.

[@SamanthaTheSonicFan]

25:52 - You know Gulliver’s Travels, the movie where Jack Black is a giant? That’s his pair. A civilian was drying them for him. XD

[@ytgshlung]

Davey the 4 foot 3 nightclub man is the most amazing image I’ve ever seen.