r/Tinder | no short kings 😔

[@TheHotBlade]

"PLS DON'T SWIPE IF YOU'RE NOT ABOVE 6 FEET." People on a plane, mountain, or above the first floor of a building: *How about we do, anyway?*

[@sophiedenise]

r/Technicallythetruth

[@stanloonalikeitsstill2019]

r/unexpectedbillwurtz (theoretically)

[@goopguy548]

Well if they mean above sea level then it's probably no-one

[@Maneplix]

Hi again

[@KoolChillDudeGaming]

I always see u

[@sophiedenise]

Robin's voice is just- is just WHY IS YOUR VOICE SO PERFECT FOR NARRATING??

[@noobik829]

Oh here you are Mr. egg Tho where is gentleman?

[@Tizzy_Rose]

Yee

[@sophiedenise]

@@noobik829 I kil- he's not here

[@dentonfrancis1371]

I don't know,I don't know.....I just dont

[@amaryth_]

Hello there :)

[@thatguy6839]

0:00 This is like catfishing on another level

[@janinaciceniene7220]

Which ad was it i got two so first or second

[@cardace2063]

@@janinaciceniene7220 None of the above

[@thesacredplumbob3391]

@@janinaciceniene7220 everybody gets different ads 🙄

[@plasmayt9411]

Xd

[@CrystalNibarger]

I love the triple limerick. That was just a fucking masterpiece.

[@PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica]

Not sure if this is rude or not but you kinda look like Gerard Way

[@jazzybeatss5960]

that was fucking genious i want that so badly

[@CrystalNibarger]

@@PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica I personally don't see it but okay.

[@GoldenDaggerProductions]

Robin, Lexi, Jack, Damien the perfect combination.

[@Detective_Grav]

Agreed

[@Detective_Grav]

@Squek glad you got the reference lol

[@queenoftheundead9097]

YESSSSSSSS

[@lorderestart5721]

Lexi, Robin. The perfect combination

[@joshuapersons4833]

Maybe it's 'cuz I'm still on a Stephen Sondheim trip, but my mind suddenly went to "Bobby and Jackie and Jack" from "Merrily We Roll Along" Is that weird?

[@Lobotomite-real]

Here’s a rhyme I didn’t make: Roses are red My mouth taste like plaster The children may be fast but... *THE COMBINE IS FASTER*

[@rockblasters2]

Big Bird wrote this

[@CatEarsYT]

Overwatch, we have free parasites, sector 11.

[@milesedgeworth6711]

Wojak Simp wrote this

[@moxie7650]

You may be fast, But I am faster. I killed all those children, In an F22 Raptor.

[@Lobotomite-real]

@@moxie7650 that definitely happened

[@cheesestix6552]

I wish I HAD reddit but my sister said “You’re to young, get it when your my age”

[@thestonemason7413]

que the obligatory correction of grammar you're*

[@justsomerando4905]

You can go to reddit.com on computers or phones, you can’t post but you can go to subreddits. Hope that helps

[@bucketshoe]

The fact you need permission

[@justsomerando4905]

@@thestonemason7413 don’t.

[@cheesestix6552]

@@thestonemason7413 oh geez. Sorry. I’ll fix that rn!

[@awesomestyles]

Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine. Day 199 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing Anyone: -r/HumansBeingBros -r/Wellthatsucks And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D

[@gofitc5620]

Nice

[@sophiedenise]

+++Respect for dedication

[@SPgarlicjr]

I so thought I saw this in another one

[@QuirrelSquad]

We need more sbubby videos

[@danielsanjuan7762]

@MUHAMMAD AHZA AZFAR BIN AZHAR Moe yeah lol

[@glabuser2176]

News report in 2021 be like: “Dryer prices have started going up in recent years due to women getting stuck inside of them.”

[@janinaciceniene7220]

How do you get stuck in a dryer like are you really that THICK to get stuck in there or is your head unnormaly large

[@Garli-clover]

@@janinaciceniene7220 BWAHAHAHAHA-

[@sir_fuckwit]

@@janinaciceniene7220 Yes.

[@randomhomosapien5798]

"S-STEP BRO! NOT R-RIGHT HERE!!"

[@alphadurk9483]

0:55 wonder what you were watching on the incognito just look at the notification icons lmaoooooooooo

[@sophiedenise]

Kinda sus

[@alphadurk9483]

@•‿ ... ..... i

[@alphadurk9483]

... ... ... g

[@spyzento2206]

*Women always post things like *"Why can't It have this? 😔"* *"Where can I find a man like this?"* *"i want a man like this"* *On Snap and Instagram* *some of us are like that but your standards are too high so thats why and also just accept a man who wants to love you no matter his height or his size*

[@jarihoogendoorn5823]

Fun fact: geese have teeth

[@r3d4cted95]

I refuse to believe that

[@the_spider_7773]

Not fun fact* Like geese weren't already scary as fuck

[@zeke7972]

Oh screw you

[@duckbecausewhynot2022]

Thanks I hate it

[@jarihoogendoorn5823]

@@r3d4cted95 no, they are on their tonges

[@M_Alexander]

Every couple of years I'll try out a dating app or site just to remind myself why it's a waste of my time

[@vegetasrage629]

5:10 atleast he's honest af and not trying to hide it😂

[@a_goat_named_olivia8856]

the post with the ExpressVPN and Raid ads made me laugh harder than I should have

[@Wolfstorm001Art]

*when the fanart at the end is made using a base without credit*

[@KazumaTsuno]

Glad I'm not the only one who noticed that.

[@Inkpawwc]

I was hoping someone else would point that out! It wasn’t even that long ago that the original was shown either.

[@shiro-ig2fi]

smh

[@crioh_]

Both of my *divorced parents* have Tinder. I just have to wait until they find each other..

[@crioh_]

@@alexpokrandt4378 oh my mom is married now and my dad has a girlfriend. They don't have tinder anymore

[@Fononandon]

No short kings Me:guess ill grow

[@beneluxia890]

no kings medieval french kings:

[@isappycracks]

no 1918 fat men ok i guess this will go to trash :I

[@sebswede9005]

Girls: "No Short Kings". Me: "But i'm a grower".

[@draekoh7413]

Robin Is Literally ROBBING my heart...

[@realryushiro]

Girl standards: "Must be 6 Ft tall and be very strong" Also the girl: *6 Ft wide* Boy standards: Female (Optional)

[@gotthecutenessoverload1086]

then its about time men increase their standards. These 2/10s believe they're at least 9/10 because of our low standards.

[@pogman1658]

Boy standards: Person (Optional) or a few molecules (Optional).

[@falcon8752]

y'know, as a 5ft0 30-year-old man, I have yet to meet a woman who thinks I'm too short. To this day I'm not sure if it's a meme or something that Americans really think matters.

[@SpeedsGamer]

@@falcon8752 India?

[@alexcassanova9079]

@@gotthecutenessoverload1086 damn.... I wish i had their confidence if i wasn't a 0/10

[@horsewithinternetconnectio2974]

People: Ovid' aint real. Doctor attempting to fix a collapsing lung: *am i joke to you?*

[@naomilauzut92]

14:44 I lost it at this part. Came straight out of nowhere

[@_Grassy_]

I broke down in laughter when that guy started talking about Raid: shadow legends.

[@Unevolved17]

1:00 I just like how my dude is like prepared to get shut down with the incognito mode.

[@ArtsySpinch]

I want them all to react to a subreddit together in a voice call, and make jokes together and stuff

[@MCDexpo]

Fun fact: Most food is edible Yet most water is not

[@buy-gbl-online]

Not in india

[@Theking0fgg]

I love the all of the above rhyme, whoever did that you deserve to be on emkay

[@SamDatOneKitsuneGuy]

Idk what’s with tinder today so I’m just gonna keep watching

[@buttercuptheclown4599]

I always wondered why people care about height so much when it comes to looking for a partner But I guess that's just their preference, idk

[@jasonmero2245]

as a 5”5” dude I can tell you it’s a huge f’ing deal for a LoT of people

[@justsomerando4905]

So that they can be little spoon

[@josiahtrelawny6306]

I don’t need a tall guy, he would make me feel tiny

[@QT-oc9rn]

I like short men more than tall guys, don't give up short kings 💪 you are all perfect as long as you smell nice and be kind and accepting :) being handsome def helps but its not the most important thing

[@rorrim0]

Taller people are more intimidating. Size difference also can determine whose stronger. Woman also don't want short sons.

[@Crow_Smith]

Dude: Press ONE for a bad pickup line Girl: ONE Dude: -gives a bad pickup line- Girl: that was bad ... yeah?

[@HoloTheDrunk]

That Mr. Garrison one had absolutely no business being that funny

[@fritzthepan1658]

I'm wheezing I can't breathe.

[@LudusMachinae]

that respecting one really got me, she funny as hell

[@krestus6715]

I used Tinder once for about a month... I had low hopes and got disappointed

[@Lalalaitzvannyyy]

Oof

[@arroemossdabirb2756]

How is his voice so perfect for narrating-

[@browhathow1397]

I like how sometimes tinder isn’t used how it’s supposed to

[@xxcam95xx7]

Memeulous has entered the chat

[@PawsOnTheBalcony]

The one with the sponsoring had me laughing for a while 🤣🤣🤣

[@derekthorpe7975]

7:03 yo... that could get you in trouble emkay...

[@potaters3009]

Robins robbin the robin tree

[@plorabare]

"my grilled cheese would beat you in a fight and hold a tank with its bare hands."

[@lusir.]

6:38 when you realize they're doing a "different kind of clapping"

[@MothLikeClown]

14:44 THE PLOT TWIST

[@Anto4writting]

6:40 that was amaising

[@bloperdoper1715]

1:05 if u look at the notification he has incognito mode... He was having fun

[@michaeljohnson1117]

Dustin's truck just screams " I'm compensating for something that's not so big"

[@daveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee]

People be like 5'12, handsome, smart, successful, rich. 6'0.

[@MissUsername]

0:52 ***sad Parks & Recreation noises***

[@00Mful00]

Tinder is so weird. I met this crazy stalker dude there who found out where i live and started sending me pictures of my apartment and "joked" about slashing my car tires so I couldn't leave... HOWEVER I also met my current husband in tinder so you just gotta choose if finding love is worth almost getting murdered 😂

[@Val3nt1n0_]

i watch this channel so much i can tell if its lexi or robin talking *ill get to the rest of the bunch sooner or later*

[@Emptylord]

I wasn't expecting a Wonderful Life quote!

[@JohnSmith-ex8iw]

Jesus that limerick at 6:23 was glorious.

[@ipplays8617]

the one episode where bots should spam dating website links, they dont

[@theshaun6371]

A Bird approves of this video

[@azr3ii]

I like a bird.

[@tempirater]

me too.

[@fromthemindofmatthew8475]

@@azr3ii I love birds

[@Cod3y33t3r]

Thank you bird god

[@meaningleineous2027]

Hello robin

[@shadyshrimp4169]

9:23 *SH*T JUST WENT FROM 0 TO 100 REAL QUICK!*

[@jetshitsam8599]

"Don't swipe if you're not 6 feet or above" Flat earthers : **Confused screaming**

[@rayneclouds223]

The sad thing is, the majority of flat war there went to SCHOOL. And took a science class!. And learned about the solar system. And yet, they choose to go against what they learned and believe the earth is flat

[@jetshitsam8599]

@@rayneclouds223 Very sad meme boi. Very sad.

[@hopelessvalentina9758]

BAHHAHAH I THOUGHT THE TITLE SAID “ no short kinks “ HSHSHSHSHSHS

[@OhsweetOhno]

Okay, but here me out here. Welcome, I’m Robin, my heads throbbin’ and you’re here to be entertained

[@MonsieurLizard]

Robin: Exists Us: Protect the cute Robin.

[@masked.fool.]

3:13 *no words*

[@RaptorKingoftheWest]

2:15 T-Rex likely lived to about 29 based on current evidence, make your moves while you still can

[@TheDumbOne08]

Kyle got a good one the person is a madlad- Rhyming

[@livtube6145]

What the Pikachu?what happened to you, I know it's been 25 years but this year is your 25th anniversary, so please calm down Pikachu.

[@Joseph-ow1uc]

2:44 a bad back

[@Inkpawwc]

15:15 that is traced from the last videos fanart. From the r/natureislit video. And they passed it off as their own original art.

[@mr.waterbottle1265]

Gabby: I guarantee my grilled cheese is meaner than yours. My grilled cheese would take your grilled cheese into an alley and beat it with a lead pipe Me: are you challenging me?

[@Lalalaitzvannyyy]

Bro u gotta buff up your grilled cheese Lead pipes are scary

[@mr.waterbottle1265]

@@Lalalaitzvannyyy alright then, its sand in their grilled cheese for them

[@Lalalaitzvannyyy]

@@mr.waterbottle1265 yes yes good choice *you should add gravel*

[@mr.waterbottle1265]

@@Lalalaitzvannyyy and don't forget glitter

[@Lalalaitzvannyyy]

@@mr.waterbottle1265 yes, definitely

[@Policy_-fk8gf]

Girls: “I oNLy WaNt 6fT bOYs” Me who is 6.1ft: * cries and wipes tears with cash *

[@TaurusChan15]

11:05 I love the John Mulaney quote.

[@olived8620]

I KEEP GETTING SPANISH PAMPERS ADS HELPPP 😭😭😭😭

[@grahamyodude]

When you're 5'11" Orlando Bloom and she says no guys below 6 feet. *swipes left*

[@ToomanyFrancis]

5:54 I literally threw up my arms in disbelief.

[@lkeblock1662]

"My main is Ness so you know I win fairly." HAHAHAHAHA- *no*

[@envittutiia]

0:54 can we talk about that "incognito tab open" notification?

[@erinthegreat3819]

12:08 they didn't even say hello! just like the next sponsor. Hello Fresh! With quality meals for low prices shipped directly to your door!

[@Promotionalidiot]

'how much you spend on gas fool?' -EmKay Franklin mode activated

[@nerodusty3313]

I don’t even match with bots when I’m on…

[@romacoco]

I can't believe that that raid shadow legends express VPN thing is my sense of humor ..I actually giggled

[@noobik829]

Ah how I love EmKay

[@Man-Im-Dead-fr...]

Your not alone are you?

[@noobik829]

@@Man-Im-Dead-fr... I am, why?

[@Man-Im-Dead-fr...]

@@noobik829 I meant that your not the only person who likes EmKay xd

[@noobik829]

@@Man-Im-Dead-fr... oh that K good to know

[@not_the_only_cannoli_]

I'm so happy! I'm starting to recognize your voices! I knew it was you before you said! ✨😸✨

[@itscaseybot3784]

4:12 - lesbians: exist: Robin: "I wonder why this man is getting called beautiful" Side note, I know you can call anyone beautiful.

[@yakwiry7597]

Dam the fanart at the end is traced, dont know how you didnt see that because the original is in the last video Edit: i forgot these were filmed at least a couple weeks before posting

[@clarkswain1210]

It literally the same position as the fan art of nature fucking lit video

[@clarkswain1210]

And the same character

[@mythicaljetjet]

Glad I’m not the only one who noticed

[@mlee-w664]

11:00 iconic Freckle quote

[@captainsquare6735]

Here idk when I'll use it: damn gurl you a fish because there's plenty of you

[@flatcap957]

You know what I’m gonna make a tinder account just to roast toxic people

[@Revengilate]

That 7 feet black dude when the thumbnail: *scrolls anyway*

[@noneya9817]

Don't swipe if you are over 130lbs.

[@tashalott35]

Girl: please don't swipe if you're below 6ft Me: please don't swipe if you're below 6 brain cells

[@silentstatic564]

Robin is definitely my favorite host. Whenever I hear his voice, I know the video will be good.

[@rinsrandomness2746]

I wish I had your job, looking at memes and making jokes

[@pvc1380]

Robin, get a robin and name your robin Robin then you can be Robin and Robin the Robin.

[@amigonou]

Fun fact: Every 60 seconds a minute passes.

[@denizsurname2811]

what the hell are you doing here go back to your class mineta

[@ThatPancakeCat]

No it doesn't

[@RWAsur]

800 thread count is insane, I'm happy with 400 thread count... but not gonna lie, that is an attractive feature

[@ctrldubsson5617]

6:40 Robin wasn't using his hands :OOOOOO

[@Yoskurwysyny00]

Some of these people gotta touch some grass

[@lovelaceshadowheart7345]

When you get banned from tinder you watch this

[@obamahostile4073]

8:57 that got me real bad

[@ellaphx]

My name is Alice and that poem made me laugh so hard I probably woulda agreed to a first date lol

[@karolakaradebolag]

3 minutes? that's a new record!

[@GlitchInTheSystem_]

1:03 they got a incognito tab open

[@not_special1404]

13:43 "Beat me in smash? Ha, u couldn't get near me, my main is ness so ya know I win fairly" **MmM wElL tHaTs A wHoLe LoT oF bUlLsHiT**