Cursed Creationist Documentary 🦖The Ark And The Darkness

[@EmmaThorneVideos]

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[@lazyobject5797]

And damn you videos and answers are a cut above just elegant and straightforward

[@CircusFoxxo]

MS is expensive and tastes bad lmao

[@jayhei869]

@EmmaThorneVideos God confusing language does make sense in the narrative if you realize the reason the Bible says he was angry. It is a misconception that God was angered because they were "building a tower to reach the heavens". In actuality he was upset because they were working together on something and he feared they could accomplish anything if they worked together. So he then destroyed what they were working on and confused their language to make it harder for them to cooperate with each other. I'm an atheist, so this to me explains one more example of him being an a*hole.

[@koomori]

@@CircusFoxxo Also, if you look at the ingredients, MS will make you shit your ass inside out.

[@teknoaija1762]

Men do suffer from receding hairline as they age.Women suffer from descending bustline.Yours look ok,my hairline is almost non existent.We have saying about this receding hairline thing:You can t have two things in your head simultaneously,hair and brains.

[@beanbrewer]

Things you can hear at a BDSM party planning and in a creationist documentary: "there will be plenty of room left for cages"

[@Reverend_Josh]

i love it.

[@Zhawn7]

Or a slave camp

[@xodarianxo]

@@Zhawn7 Nah idk why I laughed reading slave camp

[@farkasmactavish]

​@@Zhawn7"Thos one time, in slave camp..."

[@petehjr1]

"The Captain got super drunk and we all pointed and laughed at his nakedness."

[@ricoaioa]

"People don't believe in creationism because we don't want to look stupid." Well, can't argue with that one. Touché good sir!

[@dogwalker666]

Definitely shot himself in the foot with that one.

[@Furry-ousNews]

Never thought I'd agree with a creationist 😂

[@ShintogaDeathAngel]

The irony!

[@justice8718]

@@Furry-ousNews In the lake, those words will be your horror.

[@lolimmune]

​@@justice8718 in the lake huh? Boy nothing like threatening eternal damnation to really make people change there minds on the viability and sanity of a religion

[@chaosmarklar]

This god needed a 500 year old man to build an incest boat instead of infinity gauntlet snapping the evil out of existence

[@AegixDrakan]

Yup. It really seems like their god took the most difficult possible option, which requires multiple major miracles to make work instead of the simple and effective one. When we all know why there's a flood narrative. It's because the ancient people heard the Epic of Gilgamesh and went "Oh man, everyone knows that story! We want to claim if for our religion!"

[@dragonhealer7588]

Well, to be fair, the stories of Yahweh depict a sad, inept God. . .

[@NightmareRex6]

@@AegixDrakan and you got reality bender SCPs and non SCPs that seemingly can do MORE than this god? dosent make sense.

[@joachimschoder]

Only problem: The infinity gauntlet would have been the better solution.

[@Colddirector]

@@joachimschoder Granted I've never actually watched the Avengers movies, but Thanos seems way better intentioned than the Christian god was. Yahwehs *obsessed* with getting people to worship him and follow his many draconian rules, Thanos just wanted to clean out the universe in a relatively quick and painless way (for the people who were snapped, at least).

[@rodrigonino3354]

“God is a drama queen “ should be a bumper sticker

[@DaveLH]

I love how these creationist depictions of dinosaurs always match Hollywood movies made a generation or so prior, rather than current scientific advancements. The "Creationist Museums" were still displaying paintings of dinosaurs as lumbering, tail-dragging overgrown lizards in the "Hot-Blooded Dinosaur Renaissance" Era (1980's and 90's), and now they're showing raptors as naked and scaly as they are in the Jurassic Park films, even though it's widely accept now that they had feathers.

[@angelikaopland7880]

Ah, but feathered dinosaurs might suggest that birds COULD & DID evolve from them, so don't hold your breath....

[@ProbablyBees]

It's actually highly dependent on the family and species. A lot of the theropods like trex had feathers but large sections of dinosauria did not. Examples include ceratopsia, allosauridae, and sauropoda were all scaled.

[@maxeadon2021]

Maybe it was the raptors that realized they were naked and asked for feathers ? Anyways they were chicken sized not the size used.

[@juliantheivysaur3137]

It's fascinating how many creationists will inadvertently claim that before the fall, all animals were herbivores and that was a good thing. But you will be hardpressed to find creationists who are vegan activists.

[@roeliethegoat]

Right?! The world was perfect and in heaven the lion will lay with the lamb. That's the ideal. But God forbid you want this *now*, nooo. Because God gave us animals to eat. Like what?

[@dewardroy6531]

What a pitiful designer to have put all those BIG sharp biting, holding, ripping teeth into those poor vegan raptors. One would think the Creator would have given them molars.

[@darkstarr984]

On rare occasions you can find them at least being strict vegetarians, and a few major players in this claim do say we should be vegan because that is the diet we’re meant to follow.

[@nimbleline]

@@darkstarr984 veganism is a social justice movement, not a diet

[@kenirainseeker539]

Yup, if you shift the conversation to veganism, suddenly it's "god gave us all the animals to eat and use."

[@fepeerreview3150]

I have a Master's Degree in structural engineering. If that "engineer" is going to make _public_ claims about the structural viability of the Ark he needs to publish _publicly_ his model and analysis, so that other engineers can check his work and the validity of the public statements he makes as an engineer. For all we know he could be a "sanitation engineer" at the local Walmart.

[@simond.455]

Maybe he put his hollowed-out empty piece of wood in a baby pool and it didn't sink. Not sure how this relates to an overloaded, 150m long wooden coffin.

[@cozmothemagician7243]

For many years when people asked about my job I would explain that I was a transportation engineer. I studied traffic flows. Dining and shopping patterns. All to ensure that people could get from point A to point B in a timely and efficient manner. When asked if worked at the state or federal level my response was, neither, I am a cabbie and drive for City Cab 🤣

[@GG-vy1oy]

FYI- There is no such thing a Master's degree in "structural engineering".

[@ThomasSheehan-j1r]

bsme,msme. aye,aye capt

[@vestafreyja]

@@GG-vy1oy After a short google search you are wrong! The Master of Science in Civil Engineering (MSCE) Structural Engineering deals with analytical and experimental studies of the behavior of structures (e.g., buildings, bridges, and dams) under service loads (e.g., traffic) and environmental loads (e.g., wind and earthquake).

[@timothymaguire4248]

I love how they always say "Everyone is wrong but us" but provide essentially zero evidence.

[@joachimschoder]

Well, they think playing "Bible says" is actual good evidence.

[@RettMikhal]

Citation section: Bro trust me

[@justice8718]

@@joachimschoder Okay, where is your source from, a hundred years ago? Surely you know the age of the earth.

[@hedgehog3180]

@@justice8718 What are you trying to say?

[@justice8718]

@@hedgehog3180 The first five books of the Bible were made 3500 years ago.

[@PurpleRhymesWithOrange]

'Kill the dog' is a classic literary trope writers use to quickly establish that whoever is doing this is evil and completely lacking in empathy.

[@julesmasseffectmusic]

9nly because if you kill a baby in the first 5 minutes most humans will stop watching or reading.

[@Saezimmerman]

Emma talking about the tree of knowledge had me hearing David Tenant’s voice, “Bit of a pantomime, if you ask me. Put the tree in a middle of a garden with a big “do not touch” sign on it.”

[@tomsenior7405]

Grown men made this film. Adults made this film. Fully matured Human Beings, who are legally allowed to; vote, drive cars, get married, have children, drink alcohol and own firearms made this film. Think about that for a while. This is mental.

[@christophergibson7155]

Creation makes perfect sense to those who know that God is the creator. God can not lie.(Titus 1:2 & Hebrews 6:18) Evolution is a lie. It is not science. It is not observable or repeatable. There are absolutely no transitional species ever discovered. So..."If the plain sense makes good sense; seek no other sense or your will get nonsense."

[@MGTOWforthewin]

Yes, both delusional disorder and mass psychosis disorder are very serious mental illnesses, they're prevalent in ALL three competing monotheistic deathcults.

[@jamespowers7509]

Right

[@kennethswenson6214]

I've over the past 3 months of research that I've done on "Creationism" to deliberately not think that way. I was in Public Health Microbiology for 40 years, and I've been in Lay Ministry for about 20.

[@longsnoutpug7248]

They have invested their long lived lives into this shit and dodging logic gets harder and harder,afraid they will go to hell once they die if they let in even a LITTLE bit of doubt. Sad,sad wasted lives. I hope the hope the eternal life that will never come is at least some sort of comfort to them,but it's still so sad to see 😔

[@jamesrule1338]

If one "accepts" that the banana was formed for the human hand, then one must also accept that god is the right bastard who put the tarantulas that hang out in banana trees there to mess with us. Honestly, considering the absolute viciousness of nature, it's more comforting to think that none of it was by the design of an all powerful deity. Because if it was, then god has the same attitude I have when playing the Sims...

[@SharienGaming]

it aint a crime to kill a sim... 😅

[@christophergibson7155]

" it's more comforting to think that none of it was by the design of an all powerful deity." Your comfort is a false security before a Holy, Righteous, and a Just God. Look at any building and you know there has to be a builder. It just didn't randomly fall into place. Look at a musuem painting. You know there had to be an artist. The paint didn't splash together and produce a masterpiece. So, you know that God exists but your suppress the truth in your unrighteousness. (Romans 1:18) "The heavens declare the glory of God; And the firmament shows His handiwork." (Psalm 19:1)

[@jamespowers7509]

😂

[@thisismineusername]

@@christophergibson7155 "" it's more comforting to think that none of it was by the design of an all powerful deity." Your comfort is a false security before a Holy, Righteous, and a Just God." - You are really good at missing the point. Where did you learn to be so willfully ignorant? "Look at any building and you know there has to be a builder." - Ah yes. The most popular argument for god - lying. Its obvious that you dont believe in your god, since if you did you wouldnt have lied. "It just didn't randomly fall into place." - I love that strawman. Really original (sarcasm). "Look at a musuem painting. You know there had to be an artist." - Look at a random pile of dirt in the middle of nowhere. You know there had to be an artist. What a great and definitely not an absolutely terrible argument. "The paint didn't splash together and produce a masterpiece." - *Except when it does. " So, you know that God exists but your suppress the truth in your unrighteousness. " - You know that there isnt a god. You just want an excuse to be a douche. "(Romans 1:18) "The heavens declare the glory of God; And the firmament shows His handiwork." - Two things that dont exist prove god. Sure thing buddy, anyway the fact that we can literally cast all spells from DnD (1st edition) proves that unicorns are real, literally a better argument.

[@Mars-ev7qg]

If you want to get technical about it, bananas were designed. They are a domesticated food crop that has been subject to selective beading for a long time to make them a better food crop for the people who were growing them.

[@writerinrwanda]

"God was so annoyed that this one guy disobeyed him... that he punished all of the plants and animals..." committing collective punishment, which is a war crime contravening international humanitarian law. I believe the ICC currently has a warrant out for his arrest ;)

[@trafficjon400]

Yes' when people are being pushed to love they become frustrated with all the hate and killing God does to make them love. this is emotional abuse reversed psychology . why some Christians are pedophiles and preditors. a 23 year old a air force engenear was picked up by FBI for killing Canonnite woman leaving her in the desert just to get back at the church. horrifying to view this. half of the church I knew have Criminal records. the Canonnites didn't believe Genocide in the Bible by simply ignoring it. they believed their own denomination .

[@rbaxter286]

Don't worry, he'll be able to hideout in "Abrahamic States"such as the moral cesspits of Israel, Russia, USA, and a lot of the remaining Muslim outhouse states. Oh, and maybe in Hindu India as along as he slips enough Good Karma and Gold to Modi and the BJP.

[@slightlycynical4308]

God works in mysterious ways after all

[@nonyabidness8676]

Nevermind that, by being all-seeing and all-knowing God knew that humanity was doomed to fall into depravity thanks to Adam and Eve consuming the fruit of knowledge of good and evil. God really should have just obliterated them, and started over with fresh humans. Maybe moved the problem tree while he was at it, or at least built a solid fence around it.

[@COURRUPTIONCOIN]

Tangents like you are expounding on , are available should you take the ' Tense ect..' Literally. This is problem... everything is stated...perhaps minus subtlety. " It was as if God wished to destroy all he had ...done .." ( better ? )

[@Ron_Preisach]

Just remember the words of Captain James T. Kirk: "What does God need with a starship?"

[@charlesleitz7549]

I want someone to CGI the flood as actually described by the catastrophic plate tectonics 'model'. Quadrillion-tonne chunks of basalt being flung about at dozens of m/s, then vaporizing, then ionizing, then the resulting plasma glowing far brighter than the surface of the sun, as nuclear decay accelerates. And then we see a wooden boat merrily sailing through the maelstrom, the lowing of cattle issuing through its portholes.

[@TheHomelessDreamer]

I met Noah in a dream and pointed out something to him: You know how God created all the animals in just one day? Well, he could have saved you a lot of hassle by just killing them all off in the flood and then create them all anew, afterwards, in just one day...." Noah started sobbing.

[@georgeyreynolds]

Well that's an interesting point as if you read the original Hebrew you'll get the idea there is at least 2 floods. You also get the idea that the whole creation thing happened 'before". This isn't in the Bible perse but it's hinted at in the tenses used. There was this thing called the 'younger dryas' which seems so similar to the 'flood' ... The whole '6 days' creation thing is very interesting as well as what exactly is a day in prehistory? Before people understand the planets... ?

[@davidkeller6156]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Brilliant!

[@janmango4692]

I met Noah in a dream as he was 949 years old and he smelled like geriatric urine times 1000

[@TravisFerguson-v6i]

😅

[@jonathandnicholson]

@@georgeyreynolds A day, a Biblical day, is evening to evening or morning to morning. The 24 hour day did not come in until much later. Six is a perfect number (the first perfect number) and seven means completeness. I am not sure whether Genesis is also about creating in concept, but something I have wondered.

[@Where_is_Waldo]

Love the Gutsick Gibbon shoutout. Edit: She's also a better source on catastrophic plate tectonics than any creationist.

[@alexhajnal107]

And she's not even a geologist.

[@alisaurus4224]

Her Contested Bones series is the reason i knew who Dr. John Sanford was already!

[@trashmyego]

It's great that they cling onto Noah and the Ark, a fable that has very strong themes in regards to the consequences of ignoring a looming climate catastrophe, while also being adamant climate change deniers.

[@demarsouthard3620]

With all due respect, no one is a climate change denier. The question is whether mankind is the principal driver of the change. Even scientists who authored the UN documents on climate change are not in agreement on the extent to which humans are responsible for whatever change we are experiencing.

[@saylremi]

​@demarsouthard3620 With all due respect, that is not a question that the overwhelming majority of climate scientists are grappling with. The evidence that climate change is a result of human industrialization is overwhelming. We've never seen such a drastic change in climate over such a short period of time, and we can easily correlate the start of the change with increase in CO2. The scientists that you're referencing have had their credentials in question due to funding from oil lobbyists.

[@garthvader9916]

@@demarsouthard3620 a) The vast majority of climate scientists are in full agreement that a catastrophic change in climate is beginning as a direct consequence of human emissions; and b) Among the tiny minority of crackpots that disagree (and there will always be a tiny minority of crackpots, similar to the 'scientists' who think homeopathy is real), some of them do indeed think that the climate isn't changing at all. Given the weight of evidence at this point, anyone who refuses to accept the overwhelming consensus view is clearly irrational and not worth trying to reason with. There is some variation on exactly how bad the climate crisis is - if a tsunami was coming, there might be some disagreement as to whether the wave was 14ft or 15ft high, but the tsunami is still going to hit either way.

[@hedgehog3180]

@@demarsouthard3620 You are lying and you know it.

[@john-ambrosecox226]

Creationists ignore one of the first rules of interpreting a historical document. That rule is that it must be understood from the perspective of those who it was written to. The people who would have been the recipients of the story of Noah's Ark would have imagined an ark that could only contain the animals they were familiar with. That means that they would not have imagined reindeer, pandas, penguins, polar bears, new world monkeys, etc. being on the ark. They probably didn't understand that fresh water aquatic life could not survive in a saltwater environment.

[@TheLadyWeaver]

I was a child homeschooled in a Christian fundamentalist cult, and taught this YEC nonsense as truth. You, Gutsick Gibbon and Forrest Valkai are very...calming and soothing to listen to. I appreciate you and your work very much.

[@petemk73]

I've voiced my own opinions on the practical feasibility of Noah's ark before, but your evisceration of the numbers required was *chef's kiss*. I doff my cap

[@rolfs2165]

One thing I'm wondering about: God had given Noah a very strict deadline and he barely managed to make it before the rain started. What would have happened if there had been any delays because of, I don't know, the sawmill workers going on strike? Would God just have let _everything_ drown? Would he have called it off?

[@justice8718]

@@rolfs2165 God is the one who organized it.

[@Toni-lo9ms]

I love how the film just totally ignores all the cultures that existed before, during, and after the supposed global flood and never noticed. Also, two words: heat problem

[@CharlesPayet]

Two more words: “Mud Problem.” 👍

[@miskatonic_alumni]

Fundies hate real history because it contradicts and debunks all of their beliefs. For example, the God of Abraham is just a syncretization of two Bronze Age Canaanite deities, El and Yahweh. El is the root of the name Israel, and archaeological evidence indicates that the Hebrews were Canaanites themselves.

[@D.MarcelloRadice]

you can see those people take advantages of other people when they keep talking about what they do not even believe (God) than if you are an honest perso you have to reconize they want keep you into their religious cult (that what do religious cult, keeping talking about religion and God), because they got nothing to offer to you, but obsession, knowing they can frame you , as not a good generation.... and nothing is good about those people for taking you from you agvantafes and neither for you, as you know but it just a toxic cult that elads only to cult, obsession and personal cult....

[@D.MarcelloRadice]

you are into a cult

[@CharlesPayet]

@@D.MarcelloRadice what cult is that, exactly? If you mean the @GutsickGibbon cult, you’re quite correct.

[@leeprew]

Noah built a shrink-ray machine, and made all the animals dinky. Then he made an un-shrink machine to re chonk-a-size them wence the rain hadth stopped. He then destroyed these machines because he knew nothing but trouble would come from their use....except for saving all of the animals, of course. And that is why the Bibble is real!

[@St_Ch3rry]

Emma feeling positively sassy this whole video! Love the attitude

[@metalsocke]

As someone who has worked in animal care before: it would take an ungodly amount of people to take care of all the animals supposed to be on the arc. I don't remember how many animals we had, but not far above 100. Four people spent their entire 40 hour work week taking care of these animals and only with four people we had time to do other work on the side. As soon as one was missing, the other three had to focus entirely on animal care or some animals would not have gotten fed that day or sick from a lack of hygiene. Now imagine only double the people taking care of several thousand animals. No phd or anything neccessary to declare the flood story a myth, just a couple months of unskilled labour. Also whilst it is technically "unskilled labour", it takes months of routine/habit building/experience to get to a point, where a person is fast enough to take care of even 5-10 animals that live very close to each other an require the exact same things. And that is whilst being instructed by people who already have the experience. I don't want to imagine the time it would take to learn how to take care of these animals from nothing and to then build the routine to be able to do so quickly enough for the other animals to also get fed that day.

[@dobrien51]

Timmy apparently got a doctorate in 2023: Doctor of Ministry degree, specializing in Advanced Biblical and Theological Studies from Shepherds Theological Seminary. So as you can see, it’s a very deeply scientific program that will stand him in good stead.

[@rolfs2165]

That degree sounds so ridiculous, it would be rejected by any serious (lol) "print your own diploma" website.

[@dewardroy6531]

Is Theology even a real subject?

[@JGLy22086]

😂🤣😂

[@miskatonic_alumni]

​@@dewardroy6531 Not according to Thomas Paine. "The study of theology, as it stands in Christian churches, is the study of nothing; it is founded on nothing; it rests on no principles; it proceeds by no authorities; it has no data; it can demonstrate nothing; and it admits of no conclusion. Not anything can be studied as a science, without our being in possession of the principles upon which it is founded; and as this is the case with Christian theology, it is therefore the study of nothing." - The Age of Reason

[@skyinou]

@@dewardroy6531 Usually yes, when it means the study of religious beliefs in general. It's a mix of history, archeology, phylosophy, psychology.... But that's not what we're talking about here.

[@joshmallin7706]

Forrest Valkai did an interesting video about the great flood a while back and had a wonderful quote, which i think really sums up most peoples problem with flooding the whole world to cleanse it of evil. “Of what sins were the gophers guilty?”

[@robertcatuara5118]

You've never seen Caddy Shack.

[@cedaremberr]

Suzy Eddie Izzard did a bit in one of her stand-up acts waaaay back when. "For i am an evil giraffe.... I will eat more leaves than I need, and perhaps other giraffes may die! Mwahahahaha!!"

[@discontinuedmodel232]

@@robertcatuara5118 HA! Beat me to it! Carl the "assistant groundskeeper" was AWESOME! 🙂 That fake gopher wired with explosives was comedy gold! Sidenote - Caddy Shack 2 is of the devil! A total abomination of a movie. I was an atheist when I saw Caddy Sheck 2 in Iraq in 2003 - yet I was still considering praying for an incoming mortar round to take out the DVD player to spare my unit from further soul-draining psychological torture.

[@lawrencechesneau]

Mention Forrest Valkai - get a like from me. This is the law, my hands are tied.

[@ecthox-1mork909]

There's a reason why some people think some of the Old Testament God's appearances, particularly the one with Abraham and Isaac, might have actually been Satan in disguise.

[@fepeerreview3150]

Emma's outfit today takes the cake! It's so satisfying hearing AIG and their garbage being torn to shreds by a "cute little guy" wearing a pastel knit sweaters with flowers and thingies on it. The talking heads at AIG take themselves so God Damn! seriously. This is exactly the come down they deserve. Love what you do, Emma! I never miss a vid.

[@D.MarcelloRadice]

you can see those people take advantages of other people when they keep talking about what they do not even believe (God) than if you are an honest perso you have to reconize they want keep you into their religious cult (that what do religious cult, keeping talking about religion and God), because they got nothing to offer to you, but obsession, knowing they can frame you , as not a good generation.... and nothing is good about those people for taking you from you advantafes and neither for you, as you know but it just a toxic cult that elads only to cult, obsession and personal cult... what a nosense cult...

[@dogwalker666]

Emma looks great in her Starfleet uniform.

[@CoolerHeads2025]

The cardigan tells me the weather has cooled off.

[@MossyMozart]

The design looks adoably like radishes to me.

[@yumikooshiro249]

The problem with saying the animals that lived under water didn't need to be on the ark is extremely flawed. If the waters rose and joined each other. How did the fresh water fish survive as there would be to much salt for them? Also due to the rain the salt water would also be diluted. So even the salt water fish wouldn't have enough salt. The salinity of the water would be changed so much that either group wouldn't be able to survive.

[@libri_dies]

My favourite feature for these pre-sin carnivores is front facing eyes for hunting... fruit?

[@EmmaThorneVideos]

You can't let those sneaky berries get away

[@jamiepeter3567]

OMG..... PLEASE do a crossover with Gutsick, that would be freaking AWESOME... everyone loves a crossover!

[@philiptoner8719]

I would buy that comic

[@rockdocandlittlebird]

As a geologist, I can complete concur, they are the ONLY one who use that phrase. I'm not even sure what the hell they mean with that.

[@BanjoPishos]

Do they view The Flintstones as a historical documentary? Also, millions of years? More like billions. Am I right? Eh? Yeah, I'm right.

[@phsad2281]

It's not ? WWHYYYYYYYYYY ?

[@nancycraig7828]

The best part of The Flintstones movie was seeing the coelocanth in the aquarium. As I was studying fish at that time, my professor and I had a good laugh at the subtle dig at creationists.

[@hadz8671]

I've always found it odd that the Flintstones celebrate Christmas.

[@Dino-1958]

I'm old and it was many years ago I looked into this, but if my memory serves me right, (yeah like that happens!) the earth is approx' 4.5 billion years old and life first appeared about 1 billion years later. However I seem to remember that the date for life was revised as evidence has shown it happened a bit earlier than originally thought. Oh and the last time I looked the universe was 13 billion years old, but that may well be revised as more information comes to light... or dark. I will never understand how grown arse people need to believe in a fairy story just to feel comfortable with living, before the age of science and discovery perhaps, but now there is so much information to study. I have always found that people who don't believe in evolution really don't understand it and often have never read up on how basic evolution works, they always stumble and flounder when they try to explain the theory, the theory they think is wrong! Heck they normally don't even know what a scientific theory is as opposed to a hypothesis or an educated guess. 💐🦕🤔😼♥️☕🥖🧀🍅🍕🍝🇪🇺🇺🇦🌍💃⚔️👗🩰🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈💐

[@nihilisticpancake308]

Except the Flintstones take place in the future. Smh fake fans.

[@donmilland7606]

I noticed the Comments section for that documentary is turned off. How can I show my appreciation to the doc’s producers for being enlightened and educated by that fine piece of documentary masterpiece????? I really really wanted to opine. It’s not fair!!! WAHH!

[@Hazzard2theworld911]

I KNOW none of my pet rats’ ancestors were on that boat. They won’t even eat frozen or dried blueberries, they have to be ✨fresh✨ and they will only eat one brand of kibble.

[@DharricRolyat]

When your living depends on you not understanding things, you won't understand things. I came to this video after watching Aron Ra and Paulogia ripping Ken Hamm to pieces. This is the perfect tonic.

[@MossyMozart]

Have you seen Paulogia's series "Ham and AIG" News? (AIG is pronounced "egg".) He good humorously critiques Ham covering the latest YEC news. It's worth it to me just for the clever series title. [AIG = Answers in Genesis, Ken Ham's organization that promotes strict adherence to *_Ham's_* version of Genesis.] [YEC = Young Earth creationists, the "God did it all" folks who insist that the Earth is no more than about 6,000 years old because of somebody's bad _Bible_ math.]

[@DaveLH]

"Dinosaurs were hunted to extinction" was once a JOKE in the comic strip "FoxTrot" -- But these guys really believe it. Wow! And even Jason (in the strip) claimed it was time-travelling space alien hunters, which was actually more plausible.

[@daveSeeks01]

So guyver is our creation orgin since the escape from Mt.Mimicomi covers the origin of the guyver and humans.

[@helenr4300]

humans out competing multiple types of dinosaurs is interesting

[@andrewjenkins9965]

You know creationists. They believe all literature to be literal.

[@plainsman]

Any relatively science literate person knows the dinosaurs were wiped out by the effects of a massive asteroid strike off the coast of Yucatan 66 million years ago.

[@John.0z]

@@helenr4300 Humans out-competing T-Rex and Velociraptors seems to go against the plot, and every comment about, all the movies in the "Jurassic Park" series.

[@stephaniebillman5673]

The mental gymnastics these guys do is truly impressive. I'm in utter shock and awe. Just wow.

[@williamcashell6357]

If dinosaurs were hunted to extinction by humans where are all the cut marks on the bones? They aren’t there because that a ridiculous idea.

[@NeosAvias]

The fact that an adorable and innocent puppo dies in the first few minutes of this thing and people are supposed to come away from it thinking, "That's a good thing," is one of many showcases of how fucking weird and sociopathic this religiosity is. Y'know because USUALLY... whenever someone kills a dog in a film... like... that's the bad guy.

[@littletigress]

There is a film thing about a guy killing people for killing his dog, staring Keanu Reeves. Because killing dogs is not a nice thing to do. He kills a lot of people, but still less than "God". I know the name of the movie thingy, just not right now and I can't be bothered with IMDB....so there.

[@AegixDrakan]

@@littletigress That's John Wick. Very good action movie.

[@littletigress]

@@AegixDrakan The answer came to me, thank Jesus 🤣🤣🤣

[@blackfly56]

Most people when trashing the flood story focus on the impossibility of the boat being built and filled with animals- and yes, coming from a navy family and having studied marine architecture it’s ludicrous. But there’s a much simpler question I ask believers -“so in the entire world there were no other people who knew how to build boats and fish ?”

[@matthewjohnson3656]

Well you see, the 6 inches of rain per minute would have swamped any boat that was not specifically designed to have 6 inches of rain per minute. That’s why Noah put massive down pointed propellers just to keep itself from being pushed under from the sheer weight of the rain.

[@angelikaopland7880]

@@matthewjohnson3656 Powered by animals pushing geared turn stocks, of course. The thing would've leaked like a sieve so it needed animal-powered pumps too, easy-peasy!

[@matthewjohnson3656]

@@angelikaopland7880 Thats why all the dinosaurs went extinct. They were the first to be worked to death at the pumps.

[@pearlvampirexkitty]

@@matthewjohnson3656That’s the world’s first fossil fuels in action XD

[@florianflocke959]

@@angelikaopland7880 dont give them any more ideas

[@DaveLH]

Sir Humphrey: "I didn't tell them it's true -- I said it's possible." Bernard: "But nearly _anything_ is 'possible.'" Sir Humphrey "That's right -- You're learning, Bernard!" -- from "Yes, Prime Minister"

[@richardtabor8686]

As an American, this is so refreshing. The rest of the world isn't as crazy as we are. Thank the Flying Spaghetti Monster. And thank you for the content.

[@FactStorm]

I wish there were more Emmas in this world. You are such a gem..thank you for your work during these dark times where we face ominous foes whose goals want to regress humanity.

[@D.MarcelloRadice]

you can see those people take advantages of other people when they keep talking about what they do not even believe (God) than if you are an honest perso you have to reconize they want keep you into their religious cult (that what do religious cult, keeping talking about religion and God), because they got nothing to offer to you, but obsession, knowing they can frame you , as not a good generation.... and nothing is good about those people for taking you from you agvantafes and neither for you, as you know but it just a toxic cult that elads only to cult, obsession and personal cult..

[@t.rexking441]

I remember having a book as a kid that I got really hyped for because it explained Dinosaurs and the Bible. It was called “Dinosaurs of Eden” and was by Ken Ham. One part of the book it argued that T. rex having sharp teeth wasn’t proof that it ate meat because Panda’s have sharp teeth too. I remember as a kid I thought that was kind of ignorant since we have found actual fossilized T. rex poop and healed bite wounds on other dinosaurs that could have only been made by a T. rex, showing it was indeed a Carnivore.

[@sunlightsage2982]

Ken also ignores the fact that Pandas are Omnivores who are just really addicted to bamboo- they can and will kill and eat other animals on occasion. It’s basically that they just eat Bamboo because Bamboo doesn’t run away from them and it’s everywhere. It’s somewhat like they’re vegetarians out of laziness.

[@discontinuedmodel232]

Really? Maybe the bite wounds on the dinosaurs were made by a giant panda! 😨

[@feistygheisty]

By Unc gave me a Kent Hovind doc that I literally called "Dinosaur's and The Bible" never watched it but I found it again recently and want a good reason to watch it for fun.

[@angelikaopland7880]

@@feistygheisty "Dr. Dino" Hovind used to have a web site in which he stated that HIS OWN INABILITY to "imagine 6 billion years" somehow called the geologic time scale into question, though numerically that's not even a large fraction of the national debt. There were other towering stupidities as well, but the site was revised over time & the current "answers in Genesis" site depends more heavily on small disagreements among scientists...none of which rise anywhere near discrediting science as a whole. The page I just dropped in on showcases a disagreement between a 12.6-billion-year-old universe & a 13.8-b-y-o universe, as if that somehow puts 7,000 years in the ballpark.

[@allenfogarty2384]

This is my favorite ark joke. There are about 50 thousand species of spider in the world. So at some point 100 thousand spiders marched 2x2 into the ark. To me then the real miracle is somehow Noah still got his wife onboard. ALSO... I wonder what 100 thousand spiders sounds like marching all in step. I dont think I would be eager to get on that boat.

[@bf99ls]

Not to mention malarial mosquitoes (and thousands of other species of insect), viruses and bacteria, lice (I guess god needed to save them to plague the Egyptians three millennia later!). But I am sure these bozos will come up with an answer; that makes no more sense than all their other ideas.

[@bf99ls]

Not to mention malarial mosquitoes (and thousands of other species of insect), viruses and bacteria, lice (I guess god needed to save them to plague the Egyptians three millennia later!). But I am sure these bozos will come up with an answer; that makes no more sense than all their other ideas.

[@cloudsteele1989]

You missed the point about kinds. They only took the littlest wolf spiders and the like.... They 'split-off' into things like giant bat-eating spiders and tarantulas 2 years later.

[@mergele1000]

Oh dear lord, I volunter to build a second boat, just don't make me hang out on that one with all the crawlies.

[@julesmasseffectmusic]

His wife was Australian. Duh

[@jamie5mauser]

Also the unique animal species that inhabit Australia is a huge problem for the arc story

[@tussk.]

The apologists responsible for this should apologise for this.

[@simond.455]

I always thought that's what apologists do: Apologize for being wrong. I apologize for being wrong about that. 😳

[@dogwalker666]

I was going to say that, They definitely need to apologise.

[@dogwalker666]

​@@simond.455You are not wrong 😂.

[@joachimschoder]

Self reflection and creationism don't go well together.

[@Forest_Fifer]

They need to apologise to the tree making the oxygen for them to breathe.

[@comicbookdale]

Love the ducky in the space suit!!! Thumbs up and heart emoji

[@DaveLH]

"God killed everyone and everything, even innocent doggies! -- Let us all praise His glory!"

[@deanrao4805]

If only He'd drowned the Ark, as well.

[@MST3Kfan1]

Don’t forget all the little bunnies 🐰 and kittens 🐱

[@JGLy22086]

😂🤣😂

[@TravisFerguson-v6i]

😅

[@ThomasSheehan-j1r]

ahh, who ya shittin, they was upstairs, lounging cloudwise, nuzzlin his whiskers and laughing along with his sic azz.least tha pups felt bad afterward. where'd ya think 'bad dog' originated? too dark? they're eating the geese,cats and dogs... god save murica

[@mhoulihan11]

I went to this in the theater with a friend. The theater was packed. I blind buy tickets and I thought *maybe* it would be like a terrible action movie based on the poster. We quickly realized it wasn't. She asked me, "People actually believe this?" and I replied "Everyone in here, aside from us, believes this...." Absolutely wild.

[@KentBDouglas92]

I'm a few decades ahead of you Emma, I Saw it All as a child! It's so refreshing to see the younger generation understanding logic! I love you sweetheart, thanks!

[@gooadam]

Now I want to hear more about the 1,000 year old lions and cows. If they weren't susceptible to genetic mutations like the humans, that implies they were also long-lived and "more perfect".

[@ShayBot3000]

I have to thank you for the cotton eye joe. I saw it coming as soon as you said where did the water come from, but it made me laugh so much and I desperately needed a laugh today.

[@yourenotspecial3735]

I call it the family reunion song. It’s the only place I ever remember hearing it played. Lol

[@kathleenlamb597]

I want to see an "oh look, a strawberry" video with Emma getting progressively sillier, ending in the silliest of silly little guys. 🍓

[@GenBen-nv5gm]

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

[@myarmsrgone]

YES.

[@morenofranco9235]

Emma - You are fantastic! I love the way you demolish these mindless creationist hallucinators' theories by presenting ideas that WERE simple enough for a seven-year-old to grasp, IF they had been paying attention at school. (OH! Unless some of them learned this creationist malarkey AT "school").

[@JasonDomann]

I've been using the phrase "everyone who has read the Bible in any period in history has believed that they were living in the end times" for the entirety of my adult life and it has served me very well.

[@justice8718]

No. We have too many people like Martian Luther who were completely unsure about the end times since they didn’t see enough signs for it. You simply don’t know anything about us besides your malicious mockery.

[@JasonDomann]

@@justice8718 I don't know any Martians. Guilty. 👽

[@eljison]

These people that have earned PhDs in science to "prove" their preconceived ideas are an embarrassment to themselves. They have clearly not learned the basic philosophical underpinnings of Science as a process.

[@dewardroy6531]

Which leads one to question the accreditation of the schools at which they claim to have matriculated. Perhaps Liberty University?

[@maryellis8902]

These creation "scientists" got PhDs in science to give themselves phony credentials as scientists but never really do any scientific work.

[@DavidSmith-vr1nb]

​@@dewardroy6531 No, some of them literally went to accredited universities and kept a mental asterisk the entire time, in spite of the evidence in front of their eyes. That level of cognitive dissonance would break most people, but not them. They go on to think that makes them extremely superior.

[@valolafson6035]

Ooooh. It's bulletin board time!! Let's go!!!

[@Argeaux2]

Creationists don’t understand the geological column, because they think it should be a free standing column somewhere.

[@cliveadams7629]

Creationists don't understand simple English, let alone simple science. They don't care about rlfacts and reality, they only want their story. And the money it rakes in, of course.

[@toweypat]

"I just wanted you to know that you can't just say the word 'bankruptcy' and expect anything to happen."

[@D.MarcelloRadice]

you can see those people take advantages of other people when they keep talking about what they do not even believe (God) than if you are an honest perso you have to reconize they want keep you into their religious cult (that what do religious cult, keeping talking about religion and God), because they got nothing to offer to you, but obsession, knowing they can frame you , as not a good generation.... and nothing is good about those people for taking you from you agvantafes and neither for you, as you know but it just a toxic cult that elads only to cult, obsession and personal cult....

[@ethancox9737]

@@toweypat What does bankruptcy have to do with this?

[@toweypat]

@@ethancox9737 I'm referring to when Michael Scott thought that "declaring bankruptcy" meant that you stand up and shout "bankruptcy!" It's analogous to people thinking a geologic column is an actual column.

[@c.a.t.732]

I'm not a botanist, but wouldn't all plant life on the planet (including the rain forests which generate the oxygen we breathe) have perished from being completely immersed in water for over a year? So when the waters receded, the ark would have touched down on an Earth with no vegetation.

[@davegoderie7116]

I love how they call themselves apologists. As if they know it themselves, that they should be apologizing for distributing BS as actual facts an science.

[@rolfs2165]

"Evolution is complete bogus, but there also were only 1400 'kinds' of animals on the Ark that over time turned into the millions of species we have today." Uh-huh, and how did _that_ work?

[@reefhog]

Well there’s only about 65,000 vertebrates. You would only need about 500 Arks to house them all. Don’t worry about the food needed to feed them though.

[@CharlesPayet]

All you’d need is hyper-speciation to the tune of a dozen new species every single day since they allegedly got off the ark. Basically, every single generation would have to be a new species. Actually - worse than that. Single litters would have to encompass multiple new species somehow.

[@VenathTehN3RD]

Right? It'll never stop fascinating me how people like this think evolution is false, but then the only way they can justify some of their other claims is by using evolution as an explanation, all while seemingly oblivious to the fact that their explanation is just evolution with less scientific terminology. It just reaffirms that they either don't actually understand what evolution is or how it works (in which case they typically seem to think it operates on Pokemon rules - animal A just straight up turns into animal B overnight) or they're grifters who know damn well that the people they're taking advantage of are part of the former group.

[@iluvtacos1231]

I think it's something to the tune of 4 or 5 new species would have to evolve every day since the flood til NOW to see the number of species alive today and in the fossil record.

[@D.MarcelloRadice]

you can see those people take advantages of other people when they keep talking about what they do not even believe (God) than if you are an honest perso you have to reconize they want keep you into their religious cult (that what do religious cult, keeping talking about religion and God), because they got nothing to offer to you, but obsession, knowing they can frame you , as not a good generation.... and nothing is good about those people for taking you from you advantafes and neither for you, as you know but it just a toxic cult that elads only to cult, obsession and personal cult... what a nosense cult....

[@GameHammerCG]

The “tree of knowledge” thing at 14:00 always read as less a sin and more a coming of age story. Like before Adam and Eve went out and ate from the tree, they were children but after they were adults with responsibilities. This, to me, makes a hell of a lot more sense and also explains the “he is one of us” line God speaks when giving Adam clothes.

[@watcher235711]

The word "sin" does not appear in the story. Also no "apple" (it's "fruit") or "Satan."

[@ViolentOrchid]

I always thought it was a test and we could have had a Bible about horse instead. Also, God told Adam about the tree, Eve wasn't informed.

[@thomasridley8675]

@@GameHammerCG The lesson was the need for a totally blind acceptance of their theology. Which is why questioning their theology is seen as such a threat.

[@theonlyamergeddon]

I know a Christian biker who think's the tree of knowledge is weed and we were meant to gain sin (he is basically a Christian version of The Dude)

[@jonathandnicholson]

To disobey God is to be sinful. The point is that Adam and Eve did not wait to be given, that people will have to sacrifice and new creation will be revealed through pain.

[@goblin3359]

Imagine being intimidated by Bill Nye. Such a fearsome bow-tie!

[@davidg4288]

Don't challenge Bill Nye to a duel! You know his weapon going to be Science and Technology facts at 3 meters!

[@RideAcrossTheRiver]

@@davidg4288 3.1415926 metres

[@crimsonmoon8649]

I wouldn't even calls this a documentary. It's more like conspiracy-theory-mentary

[@dethkillerspiral]

A mockumentary?

[@crimsonmoon8649]

@@dethkillerspiral it's not a mockumentary, because mockumentary is a joke intented by the creators. And this one they take seriously

[@desperadox7565]

Involuntary mockumentary.

[@crimsonmoon8649]

@@desperadox7565 that's a nice name for it

[@gordonrotherham2500]

An undocumentary.

[@fourthdrawerdown6297]

God built the tower of Babel as a place for aliens to fight predators 👾

[@SeanLKearns]

Emma this is the algo speaking, you're bout to blow up.

[@JD_4118]

These guys should get into full experimental archeology : Rebuild Noah's Ark following the dimensions and materials according to the Bible, get on board, have it tuged in the middle of the Atlantic and see what happens. Spoiler alert : it might not end very well 🤣

[@Annie_Annie__]

I’m only 10 minutes in, but I had to pause and say that the captions are fan-bloody-tastic! I watched a documentary on Prime the other day that had crappy captions and they definitely have the money to do better than automated-captions. But here’s Emma’s KZbin channel with absolutely perfect captions! I love it! Thank you!

[@EmmaThorneVideos]

That's all David, he's the best!!!

[@johnroth4302]

Thanks!

[@EmmaThorneVideos]

Thank you!!

[@AdricTheGreat]

Emma your videos are great. I love watching them every week!

[@BanjoPishos]

I concur, such awesome videos.

[@mmorgan0678]

The Bible says that goD IS the author of evil. Not just as a logical conclusion from the Genesis narrative, it literally says those words: "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things" (Isaiah 45:7 KJV).

[@Saezimmerman]

I’m sure they would “well actually” that one somehow. If you believe in an All Powerful deity, then that deity could eliminate anything they didn’t like so they contradict their own theology in a lot of ways.

[@SallySueSaywhatagain]

I've heard all these arguments about how the flood could be true, but no one has ever answered the question of how the water covered the entire world, leaving no land, but not why that water wouldn't, y'know, freeze when it tried to cover the tallest mountains? Mt. Everest seems like it wouldn't like liquid water...

[@SallySueSaywhatagain]

Silly me, the heat generated by catastrophic plate tectonics would keep the water from freezing. I should've just watched more of the video!

[@tofersiefken]

Ooh, she has the cork board all pinned up today. I can't wait to see what she uses for her pointer today, and is there any red yarn connecting the "conspirators"? Cheers to you Emma. I still want to see Emma as Oz in full make-up, costume, etc.

[@archivist17]

I think you're supposed to ignore her.

[@D.MarcelloRadice]

you can see those people take advantages of other people when they keep talking about what they do not even believe (God) than if you are an honest perso you have to reconize they want keep you into their religious cult (that what do religious cult, keeping talking about religion and God), because they got nothing to offer to you, but obsession, knowing they can frame you , as not a good generation.... and nothing is good about those people for taking you from you agvantafes and neither for you, as you know but it just a toxic cult that elads only to cult, obsession and personal cult....

[@tofersiefken]

@@archivist17 LOL

[@tofersiefken]

The coordination of your blouse and glasses frames are on point! I hope you're still getting sponsorship love from the eye-glasses folks, your audience notices your style.

[@marklean8707]

The narrator bloke Has the most wholesome, honest sounding voice ever! He could sell you a bridge

[@Sableagle]

I could actually really use a bridge, about 12 feet long, 3 wide, strong enough to take a wheelbarrow full of plants or compost plus a large gardener. There's this one bit down by the river that is *not* easy to access from this side and there's currently no way to access it from the other side without going waist-deep.

[@The4Headed_Dragon]

I think they tried to find a narrator who sounds like Neil deGrasse Tyson to try and make this bullshit sound like legitimate science.

[@VaughanMcCue]

The termites and woodpeckers were given a good talking to before departure.

[@jimseibyl5140]

Always love your stuff, this was another amusing take on a movie I will never have to see thanks to your efforts and insights. Oh yeah your snark is great!

[@skleedleplotchnu3713]

Their answer to the water problem increases the heat problem exponentially, and still doesn't account for a tenth of the water needed

[@simond.455]

It did really not became clear how "magma shooting up" would magically create bazillions of liters of water. 🤔

[@DavidSmith-vr1nb]

​@@simond.455 There is some water in the mantle, just not nearly as much as they need for their narrative.

[@cloudsteele1989]

@@simond.455 I thought they believed all the cooling magma raised the ocean floor SIGNIFICANTLY so that the water level rose, and then more plate movements got rid of all the evidence and lowered the ocean floor again. But, I spent at LEAST 10 seconds thinking of that, so who knows what they believe without ever actually thinking about it.

[@justice8718]

God is literally God. Nothing is impossible for him. It displays how great he is. Yet, you use it to try to discount it, foolish sinner.

[@hedgehog3180]

@@justice8718 You sound like someone arguing over whether Superman or Goku would win in a fight.

[@rockdocandlittlebird]

So, if you want to chat about their little tectonics narative, hit me up, I literally wrote the book on flood basalts (i.e. the most massive volcanic eruptions) and what they cause. I could talk for DAYS on the stupidity of their little story. Also, no they didn't. Nobody found any evidence of elevated decay rates, especially because we use the decay rates to calculate the ages of shit!

[@VenialZeus]

That Cotton Eye Joe bit got me by surprise and needed to be replayed multiple times 🤣🤣

[@Moxx3]

Emma Thorne x Gutsick Gibbon?? This is a crossover I would love to see!!

[@theforrestguy]

as a zookeeper i can confirm 8 people are not caring for 6750 animals. 200 max if they're all chihuahua sized or smaller

[@victoralocaed8415]

Older white guy with glasses and receding hairline? I'm feeling called out. 😂

[@bat2293]

I'm an "older white guy", with a receding hairline... but I don't wear glasses. Boy, did I miss that bullet. Wheew.

[@victoralocaed8415]

@bat2293 lucky! I have to wear bifocals to read. Giant pain in the pooper.

[@DavidSmith-vr1nb]

I wear glasses but my hair isn't receding much yet. It is certainly greying though.

[@C_Animus]

I missheard you and thought you said DUCKumentary... which I now want to be a thing.

[@ViolentOrchid]

Evangelicals should consider we're already living after the second coming and they're just stuck here.

[@wilhelmvonn9619]

Explains a lot.

[@angelikaopland7880]

During his second coming ("the resurrection"), Jesus even promised his followers a third coming in their "own lifetimes". The Bible does not include an account of that event...

[@justice8718]

No. We’re not.

[@hedgehog3180]

@@justice8718 How do you know?

[@helenap8826]

I’m a geologist and the plate tectonic section was pseudoscience at it finest. Plates can ‘rapidly’ move, but it’s still not actually fast. The Deccan Traps are a good example of what they’re kind of talking about. But not really. And the fast tectonics is debunked by the mid ocean ridges, which contain a record of the plate spreading by the magnetic dipoles.

[@helenap8826]

And this is a rebuttal of the top of my head half way through the video.

[@mattball6136]

I don’t get why insects weren’t added. Many can’t fly and none can fly indefinitely. They would have all perished. Also, wouldn’t fish die from the salt water being diluted with the rain water. Also, wouldn’t all plants die from being far underneath water that many days

[@LordNinja109]

Both salt and fresh water fish would probably die. Saltwater fish still need a certain amount of salinity that might be watered down by a global flood.

[@Evil_This]

What a lovely way to start my weekend. Thank you Emma Thorne!

[@D.MarcelloRadice]

you can see those people take advantages of other people when they keep talking about what they do not even believe (God) than if you are an honest perso you have to reconize they want keep you into their religious cult (that what do religious cult, keeping talking about religion and God), because they got nothing to offer to you, but obsession, knowing they can frame you , as not a good generation.... and nothing is good about those people for taking you from you agvantafes and neither for you, as you know but it just a toxic cult that elads only to cult, obsession and personal cult...

[@jamesomeara2329]

Gutsick Gibbon also has a good video on the heat problem , and I believe one on a mud problem in relation to the improbability of the Biblical flood myth

[@heatherkuhn6559]

A video?! A video!? Implying just one. The heat problem is one of her favorite topics.

[@justice8718]

The flood caused the heat.

[@hedgehog3180]

@@justice8718 Yeah that's the problem.

[@jonathanavrigean2400]

A really great episode! You make debunking highly entertaining! And, your wardrobe is always spot-on!

[@RandyWinn42]

None of these creationists have ever mucked out a stable, that's clear. Also, none of them who have the slightest understanding of engineering would put a prow like that on a vessel that lacks sails, oars or any other means of propelling itself through the water. The claim that the story must be true because a toy model is somewhat stable in a pool is just silly. But I was taught the story of Noah's Ark from childhood, so some little part of me still believes. I give that part a cookie and lovingly tell it to hush.

[@justice8718]

God is the one who built the earth, not mankind. Who do you think you are.

[@hedgehog3180]

@@justice8718 If you're going to use God as a synonym for gravity that's up to you but it's a bit confusing.

[@albertmagician8613]

The people where the story is plagiarized off, the Sumerians had a realistic description of their ark and the amount of animals. There was an experiment on scale and it succeeds despite the war in Iraq prevented procurement of the authentic sort of pitch. The description was really detailed, nothing had to be interpolated.

[@wadehathawaymusic]

Silly little guy here. I loved the vid! Great work, Emma. 😊

[@D.MarcelloRadice]

you can see those people take advantages of other people when they keep talking about what they do not even believe (God) than if you are an honest perso you have to reconize they want keep you into their religious cult (that what do religious cult, keeping talking about religion and God), because they got nothing to offer to you, but obsession, knowing they can frame you , as not a good generation.... and nothing is good about those people for taking you from you agvantafes and neither for you, as you know but it just a toxic cult that elads only to cult, obsession and personal cult...

[@gerardtrigo380]

That guy Jerren(?) who says that most of the objections to the flood are mostly "ridicule," has not been paying attention. A: No evidence of massive flood deposits from such an event. B: The massive heat problem. C: Studies by naval architects from as early as the 16th century have demonstrated that a vessel designed as described in the Bible would not survive an ocean voyage of one month let alone last a year. I remember reading one by the famous Beaufort, dismissing the Ark as garbage. D: There is no break in the continuity of other civilizations around the world. E: How did things like sloths make it to the middle east and after the flood back to South America or the Kangaroos to and from Australia. And those are just the tip of the iceberg of actually noted problems. As to the ridicule, of course it is justifiably there.

[@justice8718]

A. Well that is a massive lie. We have sea shells on mountains, tons of massive flood myths, China recording the Ark events before Moses was born, and mud fossils everywhere having the corpses of giants and strange entities.

[@MGTOWforthewin]

As Buggs Bunny 🐰 🐇 would have said, "Ohh boy!! What a bunch of screwballs and maroons!!" 😂 😅 😂

[@BadLuckMoon]

Ex Christian. Always stunned by the things I used to believe. I went to Bible college for a year and I remember 'coming up with' the theory that it was the flood that caused Pangea to split cause I had never heard that from anyone. I felt so smart 🤓. It made so much sense to me back then. Happy to look back and cringe now lol Thank you for this content.

[@justice8718]

Christ is real. And his wrath for you will be worst than those that never knew him at all.

[@BadLuckMoon]

@@justice8718 lol you know nothing of the god you believe in, because you've been force fed his butchered remnants without the cultural context of his actual origins. The cult leader you claim to follow would likely condemn you for how far you and most of your fellow cultists have strayed from his original message. Unplug. Take some deep breaths. You are being a bad person in the name of your god and that should make you evaluate yourself.

[@justice8718]

@@BadLuckMoon The nephilim of Noah’s times are real and are already coming back. You will see the kind of people Moses and David were commanded to destroy, and be utterly horrified by their appearances. You will witness normal man become the cogs of Sodom and Gomorrah. You will witness the return of Babel and fear its absolute power.

[@DianaEve65]

I am a Christian, and strangely enough was involved in a sister ministry when Ken Ham was first setting up the Creation Museum in the early 2000’s. We were only taught arguments that supported their theories. We weren’t really encouraged to look too closely beyond what we were told. Since then I have deconstructed, and no longer believe that the Bible is to be taken literally.

[@Mouth-of-Spaghetti]

There is a simple guide to reading the bible, everything should be read as literal until you read something bat sheet crazy, then you use a non literal inspired interpretation. If you ask me the whole book should be tossed out, l am not a fan of slavery.

[@kyuubisgirl3232]

so what part is true then? If Adam and Eve weren’t literally the only 2 people in the planet we all incested from then what is the point of Jesus and the original sin he supposed gave up a weekend for? Where’s the evidence?