End of Days - Nostalgia Critic

[@UnicornKnight2]

But did the priests do the jelly side down test?

[@declandewar9910]

they must have done it off screen

[@marvelousTUD]

JELLY SIDE DOWN!!!!!!!!!

[@SOADandLeftWing]

no, but they believed in the words of BB and tried to have fun with Purify #feelspriestman

[@GrinningMarionette]

Always great to see another fan of Canaan.

[@UnicornKnight2]

Grinning Marionette it's such an underrated show XD kinda wished there was another season

[@trajan74]

"So God ordered a hit on an investment banker?" Trust me. It'll make a ton of sense in 10 years.

[@phillipwells7383]

"He... ain't lying" ⛪️

[@tntalchemist]

"Rub a dub dub, killed your butler in a tub." The best Nostalgia Critic quote ever

[@erainmartinez8175]

Omoshiroi 5:15

[@HMSConqueror]

BAT. CREDIT. CARD.

[@GuardianGrarl]

Ah that 5 years ago mentality... When NC was considered funny.

[@eb6510]

Remember that if the toast lands jelly side down, the devil is near everyone!

[@BubbleMuffin]

JELLY SIDE DOWN! JELLY SIDE DOWN!

[@HeilRay]

AAAAAAH! THE JELLY SIDE!

[@johnnyjoestar8380]

PUT THAT TOAST DOWN

[@imjustmark]

toast will always jelly side down at the height of a table, but if they throw from a longer height it will fall jelly side up

[@JONNOG88]

That my be true. But.....WHAT ABOUT BOOMER!!!?????

[@Something_930]

9+9+9=27 7+7+7=21 NC+Math=CAT!!!

[@peternormand4094]

1+3=4 4×100=400, ergo the number of the beast it 420

[@theweysermanisback5205]

On the 2nd episode of the Top 11 Nostalgia Critic... Word I Can't Say-Ups, The Nostalgia Critic does realize his math mistake, and called it inexcusable.

[@theweysermanisback5205]

Yeah, this is about as embarrassing as it gets. Even simple 1st Grade Math seems to slip my radar sometimes.

[@animeman2782]

This is how common core math works

[@theweysermanisback5205]

I know that, and even simple 1st Grade Math really did slip my radar, and not just the Nostalgia Critic, but it happens to other people sometimes, too.

[@kaijukid1443]

Arnold Schwarzenegger vs the Devil himself......how the hell did they screw this up?

[@Harijohn4874]

Spectacularly.

[@BloodandSoil990]

I actually liked it

[@rossdiamondthief6627]

KaijuKid 14 they didn’t. I’m apparently the minority who likes this movie. Tho I do wish someone like Sam Raimi, Wes Craven or John Carpenter directed this TBH

[@thelaw6267]

They didn't. It was great.

[@erainmartinez8175]

Kurai Shin 7:50

[@danas4478]

4:33 Nostalgia Critic : CAAAT! Dean Winchester: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[@Zull-vh7nq]

That was scary!

[@thisappisbs]

5:44 CAAAAAAAAAATTTTTT

[@bodenlosedosenhose1590]

I love how the devil looks at the explosion of the car like "Wow, I didn't know the inflammable piss thing would actually work!".

[@randomguy2518]

Nah.....it's just a pretty common STD in hell. Hellherpes is WAY worse

[@TwoFacedGentleman]

Okay, I admit, "Hasta la vista, Rpsemary's Baby" is a pretty damn good pun.

[@KevenThePuma]

Yes dad, please take me to watch this film in theaters when I'm only 7 years old. That totally won't give me an irrational fear of Satan for a good year

[@jamalafon-white470]

to be fair I think the devil is a pretty good thing to be afraid of.

[@capedbaldy706]

An irrational fear of Satan? That's not irrational at all!

[@kingcaesar3693]

It is if you're Atheist. Like me.

[@KevenThePuma]

Alright everyone lets not turn this into a religious debate. I was simply far too young to watch this movie

[@anthrax1328]

Not starting a religious debate, but it you're a christian I don't think a fear of the devil would be considered irrational, that's probably WHY your dad took you to see it.

[@markusoreos.233]

So this was before the devil became a character in the show.

[@ionlymadethistoleavecoment1723]

Malcolm devil = best devil

[@imbatmanhi3363]

Doug still has too do a running man review

[@baronvonkek8467]

This was before Malcom was on the show.

[@StudioInkblot]

I think it was Son of the Mask.

[@cameronheaton9900]

kyotheman69 hg

[@jaculusmilesbert2042]

Who hasn't had a coffee, beer, pepto-bismol, chinese takeout, leftover pizza smoothie? Or as I like to call it: KTHTPKTH

[@canadmexi]

Jaculus Milesbert Or as I like to call it: コビペチャフーピ

[@danielshimoda9246]

Jaculus Milesbert that sounds like the sexiest meal combo I've ever heard.

[@danielshimoda9246]

canadmexi I call it 下痢

[@Gapeagle]

Man, they could have just made this like DOOM. Arnold ripping and tearing his way through swarms of demons to finally fight the devil. Why didn't they just do that?!

[@divyanshsehgal3055]

That would take common sense. Seeing the problem here?

[@zackcross7190]

Because that would be way too expensive. They were already paying Arnold $25 million for this role.

[@filmfanaticx4212]

Actually, Arnold was attached to an adaptation of DOOM back around the time this movie came out, but it ended up being shelved due to the Columbine shooting... And then years later we got the 2005 movie with The Rock...

[@JSwanKilowJ]

I saw an interview he did about this movie. he said he liked this script because he wanted to play a more vulnerable, flawed character.

[@brianc3761]

Because they needed to make Doom the movie qay as sh¡t.

[@MutaScale]

I still think of the "End of Days" we could have gotten with Sam Raimi as director.

[@ninjaturtlefan2003]

And it was going to star Tom Cruise! Imagine Cruise vs Satan directed by the face behind Evil Dead!

[@zackcross7190]

Guillermo Del Toro also turned down the chance to direct this. Kate Winslet dropped out of the movie as well.

[@hessu275]

The script is too bad for the film to be good even if it would have had a good director

[@mogensschmidt2498]

at least its better than relic

[@godsdonttalk597]

"MESSEY ROOM" - check Classic NC misspell - check

[@Dynakirby63]

Math error - check

[@WerberDoogyBoogi]

CAAAAAAAAT

[@dexter1981]

cat - check

[@0Fyrebrand0]

Don't forget that part where he references "William Dafoe."

[@echoskelet]

William Dafoe refference - Check

[@TheoMoules]

999, oh no! The devil is the British police!!

[@ionlymadethistoleavecoment1723]

no wonder they suck at their job! (I assume)

[@redraven3277]

+Ionlymadethistoleavecoments Our police are actually fairly good. Not the best, granted, but we are better than some others. For example our police never shoot any people, instead taser them. Only 2 people have died as of 24/08/2016 from tasering via police. We also do get criminals fairly quickly but compared to the French police we're like the American police compared to the Canadian police.

[@Rackyack]

+Red Raven I had no idea what that last part meant

[@redraven3277]

Rackyack Basically saying we're good but compared to the French police force we're utter shit

[@RunyaEithelNar]

+BOOZE & METAL It explains hospital's lack of reaction for crucified patient xD

[@benrogers9082]

whenever he did the "ok who crucified the patient.....maaark?" i just imagine it cutting to markiplier with an "i didn't do it expression on.

[@30alex30clubpenguin]

no he would be saying shut up nurse I know what I'm doing

[@rym3005]

I did not do it! I didn't crucify him! I did nooooot! Oh hai, Mark.

[@georgehutter339]

Lol same

[@danieloceansmith3156]

Ben Rogers my roommate Mark was actually sitting right next to the tv in the direction nc pointed when that scene happened and I just couldn’t help but laugh for like 2-3 minutes

[@redbigun]

Be honest. Wrestling fans only remember this movie because WWF Smackdown promoted it. And Arnold Schwarzenegger knocked Triple H out.

[@scotshabalam2432]

Ultimate self-sacrifice looses it's value when your character knows A) There's after life and B) Know they are going to heaven. I mean fuck it, at that point it's just like moving to a better neighborhood.

[@kimifw58]

Assuming you're going to Heaven makes you vain, which means you're not going there. You can only go there by doing good because it's good, not for a reward. That's what a lot of people don't get about religion.

[@JaelinBezel]

And what did they name the future mother of the Anti-christ? CHRISTine. I just now got that. You'd think they would've saved a pun name like that for the Anti-christ him/herself.

[@Wiiguy1606]

funny in highsight with Arnold singing "I got no strings" considering that there's now a Hero Swap episode that puts the Terminator in the role of Pinocchio

[@Kimmy0721]

Maybe they were inspired by this

[@WillcraftAnimations]

Huh... Earlier today I decided to re-watch this old episode. And now on the same day it's being re-uploaded on the main channel. This must be an omen...

[@Youcifer]

Cat!

[@teckworks]

Today I learned 9 + 9 + 9 = 21 and *_not_* 27.

[@KlintKaras]

Memes man... Memes...

[@RAFMnBgaming]

21 is 6 less than 27, there are 2 numbers 6/2 is 3. HL3 CONFIRMED!

[@heighbeut99]

Doug can't math good.

[@EKOddLink]

Ah Doug's infamous 9x3=21 fuck up. Yeah he mentions it in his fuck up video

[@MrPiccoloku]

Citation needed

[@nickdahl203]

So, the number of the beast is 999, because it's 666 turned on its head? But wouldn't the original numbers have been in Roman numerals? VI VI VI So that's IA IA IA I don't get it.

[@markb6978]

Old testament was written in Greek, so would have been χξϛ...which upside down becomes... Uh...

[@waltrz]

And then if you invert the flipped Roman numerals you have AI AI AI ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE WILL SUMMON THE DEVIL

[@DrStraynj]

Iä Iä Cthulhu?

[@BlindGirlUK]

Nick Dahl 999 is the English emergency service number. Conclusion: the devil saves lives on this side of the pond.

[@johnjsal]

"Old testament was written in Greek" New Testament

[@nielsmichiels1939]

i have to firmly disagree with doug here. Arnold actualy acted for once in movie, instead of just saying some oneliners and fireing an oversized weapon. You could feel his powerlessness and dispair. For that this will always be one of my favorite schwarzenegger movies.

[@nickdahl203]

So, he was an action movie star, and he wasn't just given big guns and one liners? No wonder he acted so powerless and desperate. That wasn't acting at all!

[@thoughtsintime]

Also agree that this is one of his rare good (ish) performance, also I was somewhat impressed that the straight up religious nuts were not heroes and it was more about being a good person and vaguely about good helping those who help themselves than the power of the church.

[@thoughtsintime]

Also agree that this is one of his rare good (ish) performance, also I was somewhat impressed that the straight up religious nuts were not heroes and it was more about being a good person and vaguely about good helping those who help themselves than the power of the church.

[@benm5970]

I’d say Arnold’s best acting performance was probably Maggie but I think he did a fine job here

[@projectOMA]

@@benm5970 - Agreed! Maggie was a fantastic movie. Arnold did a great job. Given the chance, and the right script, Schwarzie is more than a rolodex of quotable one liners.

[@FallenAngel1508]

Oh man, I lost it at the Arnold Puppet Show part! LoL 😂😂😂

[@eman2863]

Wait, so the devil has a guy crucified ? That feels like an oxymoron

[@Chaos89P]

Sounds more like some twisted irony to me.

[@jacksonhinkle5765]

The devil did allow for the evil that caused Jesus' crucifixion.

[@eman2863]

+Jackson Hinkle so did God, still the point of the cross is that Jesus gave up his life for our sins

[@Chaos89P]

Jackson Hinkle The Book of John said that the devil entered Judas the moment Jesus told him to betray him, in a vague way (John 13:26-30). Not kidding.

[@glory_duck5897]

Unless it's an upside down one? The only thing I can think of

[@sonadowfangirl30869]

I still can't help but wonder just why those priests, knowing that it was that specific girl who was going to mother the anti-christ, didn't just take her out when they had her as a baby instead of waiting 20-something years until the devil does finally arrive to fullfill that prophecy.

[@Edax_Royeaux]

Thou shalt not kill.

[@InvestedGman]

@@Edax_Royeaux Well they sure as hell broke that rule in the book by trying to kill her.

[@UltimateGamerCC]

@@InvestedGman it's different when you're trying to save the human race, but they did the right thing by waiting to make sure that it wasnt a coincedence.

[@InvestedGman]

@@UltimateGamerCC It was still Wrong

[@UltimateGamerCC]

​@@InvestedGman the needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the few. the greater evil is to do nothing is the face of said evil. there's two intellectual quotes to argue.

[@811brian]

The part where NC starts singing in Schwarzenegger's voice is hilarious XD

[@G1manime]

Loved the "put the cookie down" remix at the end lol

[@JeremieSantos]

Every time you went "CAT!!!" I'm always reminded of Two "Stupid Dogs."

[@Shintaims8]

that was a great show.

[@raheelsiddiq1057]

Caaaaaaat

[@WTFG78]

11:28 love the Usual Suspects audio cue. Considering that entire segment of the film evokes way too many connections to The Usual Suspects (lighting a liquid on fire to blow someone up, Gabriel Byrne and Kevin Pollak), it was definitely a no-brainer. ;-)

[@BoringMan]

*How many bum priests do you know?" *glances at always sunny blu-rays*

[@Thaistickthai]

Thank you BoringMan i can pay you in lemons or i could offer you an egg in these trying times...

[@jesusrox4u]

Thank you, Doug. You enlightened us all with your wisdom. We were taught that 9+9+9=27. But you corrected those teachers and showed that the answer is in fact 21. Thank you for your guidance. We were lost but now have been found.

[@joannamyers1268]

In "Nostalgia Critic F-ups", that was addressed by him.

[@jesusrox4u]

@@joannamyers1268 Yeah, I know.

[@joannamyers1268]

@@jesusrox4u It's still funny, though. I wonder how to turn 27 into 20 in the most hilarious way.

[@jesusrox4u]

@@joannamyers1268 Good question

[@whitherwhence]

1:33 You just gave Voldemort an anti-gasm.

[@Cytron1515]

"Hey everybody Gabriel Byrne is groping my wife. This is the happiest da..." BOOM. LMFAO.

[@notproductiveproductions3504]

You see Arnold Schwarzenegger fight henchmen, robots, assassins, criminals, armies, etc., but we rarely see him challenge the audiences intelligence.

[@mariobabbo3497]

There’s a lot of names of the characters in the movie tying to Catholicism. Christine York, is "Christ in New York." Jericho Caine: Jericho is the name of possibly the oldest continually occupied city in the world; archaeologists have indications that it's been around since 10,000 BC. In The Bible, it basically had such huge, strong walls that it took a direct act of God to take them down for the Israelites (granted, this is a lot more meaningful and symbolic when you have Arnold as the character). Cain was the first-born son of Adam and Eve, infamous as the first murderer in history; it's uncertain whether this is a reference to Jericho's guilt over the deaths of his family or a Red Herring over what happens in the end. One of the priests is named Thomas Aquinas. Thomas Aquinas was one of the greatest philosophers, a 13th-century proponent of natural theology and the father of the Thomistic school of philosophy and theology.

[@PPOShadow]

*NOBODY EXPECTS SPANISH INQUISITION*

[@ruthhorst8503]

Where did that come from?

[@PPOShadow]

@@ruthhorst8503 monthy python old af comedians

[@ruthhorst8503]

@@PPOShadow Oh, OK thanks!

[@Chris_Blaze94]

You could say Kevin Pollack got Gabriel Burned

[@Rogue.Rainbow]

😎Yyyeeaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!

[@anniesay3388]

Who else think Critic's Arnold voice during the puppet bit sounds like Cookie Monster?

[@antonanderson1965]

Who cares? ANYTHING sung or said in that voice will be hilarious. Just imagine that voice singing "The Hills are Alive With the Sound of Music."

[@morganyoung3557]

When you think about it, Satan not being very intelligent might not be that unbelievable. I mean Satan is the guy who thought that he could lead a successful rebellion against the most powerful being in the universe. I would say that is the sign of someone being kind of stupid.

[@supertuesday600]

Satan has bad taste in musics and women too. Most of those MTV musics/raps praising Satan are cringey and painful to the ears, and if u google Satan-Con: Most of his worshippers are Fat Ugly women, lol 😂

[@oolooo]

Not the most powerful being in the Universe , more like THE Being , Who IS the Power .He is the very act of Being and is Omnipotent and Omniscient .Literally anything that you do against Him is something He allows . Being a retarded egomaniac is his whole shtick .

[@thegreatexorcist342]

9:58 "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

[@monkekun3033]

The Great Exorcist NO ONE EXPECTS THE DIO INQUISITION

[@iisanulquiorrahara8]

"999" You could say there was "zero escape" from this hell. This could be "virtue's last reward".

[@DigitalxGamer]

...Try as hard as I might, I can't come up with a Zero Time Dilemma joke that flows right and isn't incredibly forced. xD

[@Wiiguy1606]

+DigitalxGamer I'm a fan of those Zero Escape games

[@DigitalxGamer]

WiiGuy2014 Haha. Same here. xD

[@langbo9999]

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔱 1999 or 6661😈

[@yuriismywaifu203]

CAT!!!!!!!!

[@1997residente]

That scene with Gabriel Byrne Having sex with two traumatized me as a child...

[@j.b.9260]

03:06 He wouldn't look like Arnold if he drank that thing.

[@tony-wt1wq]

3:17 Doug is trying so hard to hide that grin.

[@rasubosu355]

“He’s coming for you, he’s coming you christy.” “How do you know my...” boom commercials

[@Incred_Canemian]

*CAAAAAAAAAT!*

[@alicekliewer]

WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE?

[@Incred_Canemian]

I am an omnipresent being of pure idiocy.

[@halkeye20]

so. the internet?

[@sageofspades8787]

+Incredible Canemian you must be a Kardashian.

[@sadlobster1]

Or for Paranormal Activity fans, CHAAAAAAAAAIR!

[@creepyguy9082]

3:36 "Hey Arnold!" Ah, he said it! He said it everybody!

[@azureoni3491]

A film featuring the devil and there's 666 views on the counter. This truly must be the end of days.

[@classicaljazz]

But the number of the devil is not 666, but rather 999.

[@SadMarinersFan]

+bleghfarec and 9+9+9=21

[@ethantoise4073]

i refuse to believe you got 666 views, and insist that you must be lying to get likes. clever

[@thedankone245]

+Andrew Behrend Nigga what?

[@azureoni3491]

***** Actually I'm not. I saw the view count and I was like "Ah, this shit again. I wonder if this film is about the devil. It's all fiery and shit." And it turned out to be about the devil. Huge coincidence. I was considering taking a screenshot and saving it in case if someone did call me out, but I couldn't be bothered. Believe me if you want, I know it really happened.

[@paultownsley5521]

Well I guess we all know now that the devil pisses gasoline

[@Cushla-np4pt]

It’s awful the anti christ is meant to be smart and have like political power it’s just in this movie “FIRE FIRE HAHAHA BOOM AAAA OUCHHHH AAAA FIRE 😱😱”

[@antonrockoboac8711]

why watch bad movies when you can watch a good review of it

[@kyleray9633]

nostalgia critic is one of the few things that keeps me going. I'm very depressed/suicidal and he brings me joy.

[@ΑγγελικήΚουρή]

Kyle Ray I hope you feel better now and don’t think such thoughts

[@jakeblake415]

Call 1-800-273-8255 Available 24 hours everyday

[@HLGrey-fv4iz]

Keep strong!

[@Cushla-np4pt]

Stay strong, hope it got better for you

[@kyleray9633]

@The Monster Under Your Bed Okay, monster 👏 you may be a complete disappointment to everyone around you. I won't detail why I was feeling the way I was 3 years ago. But im feeling quite better now. Send me your address, maybe we can meet up soon.

[@Boatman9867]

9:13-9:30 My horse in RDR2 whenever a cougar shows up.

[@Vamroc]

Although that scene where The Devil is admiring a teen wearing an "I Love Satan" tee shirt is pretty funny

[@mrmadness2699]

Wait wait wait, the crazy assassin-priest's name was Thomas Aquinas? as in SAINT Thomas Aquinas? Either his parents were Super-Catholics or the 13th century saint never actually died and went to heaven and somehow lost his tongue in the intervening centuries! WHERE'S THAT MOVIE! I'd watch the shit outta THAT movie. From writing Summa Theologica in medieval Italy to being a piss-soaked bum on the mean streets of New York.

[@hayleymsiebert7526]

MrMadness someone else just noticed that! yay!

[@benm5970]

Here’s why this movie doesn’t work, it wasn’t fun, when you hear “Arnold Schwarzenegger Vs The Devil” you’d expect something big, goofy and over the top, but the fact that the movie takes itself so dreadfully seriously makes it not very entertaining and honestly kinda unpleasant to watch

[@dreamlandnightmare]

Exactly. Sam Raimi was the original choice for director. If he had been the one to direct this, I'm sure it would have been infinitely more fun.

[@RetroGameSpacko]

That movie's devil killed an amplifier of mine once. For some reason all the dialogues were so quiet so i turned the volume up really far. The devil appears and the dramatic music killed my amplifier.

[@zeitgeistindustries1792]

2:13 listen closely, I think the sound editing messed up.

[@mqfii8992]

PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!!

[@maplebob23]

I actually remember liking this film. It's stupid but not boring. The pizza smoothie is seared in my mind.

[@Caparisplato]

BRO YES LMAO

[@jakewulgar]

Reason why i’m back here lol

[@SpecialBeam]

6:00 & 9:10 These moments were waaaaaaay funnier than they should have been lol

[@mr_moviegoer4231]

CAAAAAAAT!

[@nicolasirons9433]

They were hilarious, I also lost my shit at 12:50.

[@mr_moviegoer4231]

+Nicolas Irons yeah that was hilarious!

[@MegaNinjaRyan]

That buildup equation for CAT!!! was amazing. Ten out of ten for creativity.

[@haven4304]

Rather than the Spanish Inquisition, you could use 'The Bishop' sounds. But then again, it's not as popular

[@Sweety-v1k]

Blue Exorcist's first two episodes are much better than this

[@DrDolan2000]

Definitely top 10 best anime

[@aaronking5640]

They have to make a true season two

[@torp1017]

Never seen it

[@handup1]

Thinking back the movie had some pretty cool scenes. One of my favourite was when Arnold tricked and pulled the devil out of a building window. A part of me knew he f’ed up because he pissed off the devil but another part was like “well played 👏👏”

[@BinaryPie]

6:22 another junkrat cosplayer

[@mattbeste6627]

I was thinking he looked like junkrat.

[@ionlymadethistoleavecoment1723]

I was thinking Denis Hopper Bowser

[@Hrafnskald]

6:32 Best. Ringtone. Ever. :D

[@DarthKorrin]

fun fact: the dude that played that balled priest, was also the drug dealers father in the specialist with Sylvester Stallone and James woods if any of you have seen that.

[@samuelwoolwineiv7886]

I’ve seen that

[@phillipwells7383]

That's Rod Steiger Oddly enough, at the the end of The Specialist, he cussed at God calling him "YOU BASTARDO!" right before exploding. #gofigure lol

[@kylestahlhut2131]

Haven't seen the movie in almost fifteen years, and i can still remember the end scene where Arnold kills himself, and the guy pissing gasoline and lighting it. Lol gives me a chuckle from time to time. Very abstract and original.

[@carveraugustus3840]

Anybody else think of Tarentino Hitler when they say 999? Just him shouting and pounding the table, nien! Nien! Nien!

[@matthewkonerth5913]

What killed the Devil? The ICE AGE! COOL Apocalypse! Hell has FROZEN over!

[@nerdsman567]

3:57 - Every time I hear that song nowadays, I think of "Avengers: Age of Ultron." :P

[@irissubjectnull]

2:42 if they did focus on a woman police officer in a bad action cop movie, then the depressed woman ex-cop would eat ice cream

[@OfirBeck]

Took me 25 goddamn years to realize: this movie is "Terminator" but backwards Arnold is trying to prevent the conception of John Connor

[@ChuckChuckGoof]

6:15 Man: So what did you find out? Critic: Nothing compared to the CAAAAAT!!!! LOL

[@furioussherman7265]

5:20 Who else here recognized the woman as CCH Pounder from Sons of Anarchy and the Justice League Unlimited animated TV series?

[@comiccinema8177]

5:06 One of the best Chester A. Bum moments ever

[@Blazcowitz1943]

9:57 is my favorite part! Love the Monty Python reference!

[@Hewhowantstoknow]

Hehe, Arnold is 69 years old now

[@orangeapples]

Don't forget, numbers in dreams and visions can appear upside down. So perhaps Arnold is actually 69 years old.*Inception Horn*

[@keegster7167]

you mean 96?

[@alexarias5717]

+Ho-Lee Chit HAHA wow dude, thing killed me lmao

[@happydays6777]

annonymity is a tool for both ignorance and wisdom

[@keegster7167]

***** Oh yeah; maths. I got roasted.

[@velkonemriam1935]

One of the funniest reviews I've seen Lol

[@dylanallard6365]

It weird how this review of a film called”End of Days” ends at 2020 hmm.

[@stefanm.734]

4:24 To be fair, the tug when the cable gear reached the end of it's line would have reset his velocity, so he technically only fell 15 ft or so. But still, ouch.

[@joshporter5205]

@8:41 Typical of cops, really. There was a guy found dead tied up with barbed wire at the bottom of a 15 foot or so cliff that has fencing at the very edge to keep people from falling off of it across the street from a building at the university I went to. The cops refused for weeks to rule out the idea that it was suicide... despite the fact that that was virtually impossible.

[@bodilyflui986]

omg when i saw this it had 666 views... i wish i was joking...

[@ianofwater5188]

And it's 2016. 2+0+1+6= 9. And in dream numbers are upside down so 666 is 999 and 9 is 6 OMG the devil is coming

[@bodilyflui986]

+Dr. Klenk yep my prayers have been answered papa will return...

[@dolltron6965]

+Dr. Klenk Lol every year will add up to the number of years past 9, basic math next year is a 1. Obviously the devil was too busy in 2007, 1998, 1989, 1980....etc all the way back to the Big Bang.

[@ianofwater5188]

***** But in the other years , the son of the devil didnt watch a KZbin video with 666 views

[@dolltron6965]

Dr. Klenk True, guess we are all gonna die then, oh well... fuck it i didn't like the planet or the people on it anyway.

[@brianwagner7413]

We need the Channel Awesome remake of this movie with Devilboner, The Angst, and Bill vs The Devil with a guest appearance by Benny. Devil chooses Hyper Fan Girl by mother his child and kidnaps her from the wedding. Our heroes must rescue her from a CGI Kermit the frog.

[@antonanderson1965]

Add in a cameo appearance of Chester A. Bum and the "Spiders" Guy and you got yourself a deal!

[@sokumotanaka9271]

"So 666 becomes 999 a very great and underrated game." Arnold: "What?"

[@cockroachcharlie5619]

13:19 Does it always have to be some mystical reason? Can't Satan just pick her simply because he likes her hair? Or she was just the first person he spotted in a crowd? Evil entities...always so selective.

[@JStryker47]

"the devil really fell for that?" Was that pun intended?

[@dragoniraflameblade]

8:45 Reminds me of my friend in junior high who used to make up creative ways to commit suicide. One I remember was how to make it look like you got so mad, that you pulled off your own head. He's getting married to his high school sweetheart this year. Nicest guy.

[@brianwise5850]

9+9+9=27 not 21

[@KlintKaras]

Meme...

[@muddy5013]

I'm loving these re uploads!! keep em coming!!

[@darthutah6649]

18:34 Drat, I've been foiled by the power of love.

[@Fluffkitscripts]

Steven King stories: not set in Maine M. Night Shyamalan: Writing believable dialogue Cop movies: not cliched Nicholas Cage: subtle, underplayed acting Cats: putting things back on tables Pepperidge farm: forgetting. The Hut: outpizza’d. Michael Bay: directing explosion-free drama McDonald’s: not loving it Keanu Reeves: 3.6 days since last “whoa” Marvel and DC movies: crossing over Chargertron: switched off Toast: jelly side down Guys, I think the devil is here.

[@Fluffkitscripts]

KZbin: properly applying copyright law

[@Fluffkitscripts]

Democrats: not blaming republicans. Republicans: not blaming democrats.

[@Fluffkitscripts]

Brexit jokes: funny again

[@Fluffkitscripts]

Flex-seal: broken

[@thegogglehero3629]

6:03 Loretta? from NCIS New Orleans

[@noir-214]

9:58 "are weapons are fear and surprises"

[@rickdinson835]

I had strings, but now I'm free. There ARNOLD strings on MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

[@GIAP11977]

You know the funny thing is that falling severl stories through glass onto news papers might acctually be pretty survivable

[@PleaseTryAgainLater]

6:02 and 5:05 Are one of the best nostalgia critic moment's. It's even better that they're back to back, the old jokes we're rapid fired nonstop and I loved it. He's still funny but I mean the old humor was *Nostalgic* for me, probably why it hits so hard now.