Endoparasitic 1.0_release Any% Speedrun in

[@thraexgladiator]

Dude without legs, carrying multiple firearms, and with a parasite burrowing to his brain, still moves faster than me.

[@patatoes]

what no gf do to a mf

[@core3gamegd587]

​@@patatoes Bro you had no mercy 💀💀💀

[@felixf-mk7cf]

faster than Usain Bolt

[@NeptunePomegranate]

Bro I couldn’t beat endoparasitic in real life WITH all of my limbs and without a parasite.

[@celestial2171]

You saw the thumbnail alright

[@LesserFlame]

When you move so fast in this game it is changed from a horror game to a reverse-horror game where you are the monster

[@cye2310]

That is why in the sequel, he'll be the monster that the bitch left behind

[@mrpenguin8731]

Imagine that sprinting at you

[@virtuallyreal5849]

Doom be like

[@Leoncroi]

Isn't that how they advertised the game Carrion?

[@VenimurTheGoober]

For reaaal, you just see a gray man with 1 limb CRAWLİNG at you at the speed of sound, literally no escape my man.

[@SirStappy]

The fact that cynte’s face is actually hidden and he’s also gray means that there is a possibility he is actually gigachad all along

[@agentburningbutters3655]

I bet hes Henry

[@K1NG-R3X]

@@agentburningbutters3655 fnaf fans seeing color coded characters (obviously a purple guy reference)

[@agentburningbutters3655]

@@K1NG-R3X that offended us, as OG fnaf players. But yes, its as if all 8-bitted/singular coloured beings are like Henry or William.

[@Jobless-Individual]

@@K1NG-R3X fr

[@weedcat1683]

You couldn't tell he Cynte was a giga chad by the fact that when he was dismembered he dragged himself with one arm to a flatten iron to cauterized his wounds...

[@SonicHedgehog1991]

Cynte: *Lost 3 limbs* Also Cynte: Now it's an even fight.

[@ugandaknuckles5570]

We must stop him from getting cyborg enhancements

[@Auriacularia]

YOU CALL THIS EVEN

[@SonicHedgehog1991]

@@Auriacularia you're right, they should've ripped off his remaining arm too, he's still hella OP.

[@Auriacularia]

@@SonicHedgehog1991 tounge to reload, jaw to grip the gun and crawl, now its kinda fair

[@redhotdanger2394]

TIS BUT A SCRATCH!

[@TheL0rd0fSpace]

After this speedrun, the runner's wrist feels about as sore as the main character's.

[@patatoes]

pain

[@paulinoponcianotugonon2182]

@@patatoes much pain

[@kamersaidmor]

At least there will be some empathy

[@yorp4161]

>Zooms across the floor >opens doors >BANG BANG BANG >refuses to elaborate and finishes the game

[@Wall_E.]

Actually gigachad

[@cocoa25121]

imagine this but in a horror game, you slice off someone's legs and an arm you think they are done for you leave them and then they run by you at 100mph and they are just unloading into you with a revolver that you thought was broken

[@thegrahamreaper6851]

*crawls by you at 100mph with a shotgun and pistol point blank, and then he just leaves lmao

[@MarxGen2408]

"Run"? My guy crawls and he do it like he been doing it his whole life

[@dutch_asocialite]

So Necromorphs.

[@klimnechayev9712]

Just appreciate the fact that Cynte isn't even crying of pain when he got hit, he is just making angry noices.

[@patatoes]

he do be kinda chad

[@The-su4pj]

*[Angry madlad noises]*

[@waffler-yz3gw]

"fuckin mutated lab monsters, tryin to eat my one limb havin ass, cant they see i have better shit to do"

[@joya8292]

He doesn't even feel pain anymore, only hatred.

[@tripaloski1005]

Ma man gianni

[@Johannesburgus]

After getting prosthetic limbs, this man is going to become Doom Slayer

[@Giagua-]

Makes sense

[@WarbossR0kt00fSant0s]

He'll need that parasite out of his brain first.

[@unknowncommenter6698]

Well, he definitely is pissed at Lucy, so I guess it's gonna be Lussy Slayer.

[@idkadecentname6589]

@@unknowncommenter6698 that sounds sus af out of context

[@ziliestarrive]

@@idkadecentname6589 Based Lussy enjoyerer.

[@Amirrorofmirrors]

Security guard: “please help me” Cynte: *aggressively loots surroundings*

[@wesleysebree3770]

he was long gone by then

[@ashleyking8851]

Stacking all of the enemies ontop of eachother for a point-blank collat is such a cheeky strat

[@bozguncu235]

And he still wasn't quick enough to catch the escape pod

[@_yeyooo]

💀

[@Dystopian_k1ng]

While he was speedrunning getting to the pod, they were speedrunning leaving him behind😔

[@littlecock118]

💀

[@josephmccafferty4172]

She can teleport. Or she was already at the ship and was projecting herself in his mind through the parasite.

[@DMlTREl]

There is not enough space for two speed runners

[@jocosesonata]

"Give up!" Cynte: *"Why?"* "What!? Three of your limbs are gone!" Cynte: "That sounds like a _you_ problem."

[@wesleysebree3770]

that sounds like a skill issue

[@RealFrikas]

that thumbnail couldnt be better

[@patatoes]

right? i had to

[@znefas]

it's the wrong arm that's removed tho, mirror it and we're good

[@FirstLast-cg2nk]

GF: Babe, I need you. Protagonist: I just had three limbs ripped off. GF: My parents aren't home. Protagonist:

[@_notkdawg]

Protagonist: 😈😈IM COMING!!!!

[@axeltheinternetsweeper8082]

no left hand needed right hand is all it take to come

[@NightlyChart86]

Cynte is gonna get there, ain’t nothing stopping him

[@thegk-verse4216]

But he doesn't have the gear anymore

[@kilka589]

​@@_notkdawg I'm cuming

[@NoodlePerhaps]

Imagine being one of the enemies seeing a almost completely dismembered man running at you with a revolver and a 12 guage

[@liamalphonsemendoza3310]

Crawling at you

[@Notpies]

Honestly i would surrender immedietly, theres no hope of stoping him.

[@mnllia]

Ah yes. Space station 13 experience.

[@derhinek]

Would be a cool easter egg if you could get an alternate ending reaching the escape pod when you beat it in under a specific time. Metroid ending style.

[@GulteusMaxwell]

That first scene of gameplay with you scrambling for the cauterizing tool after just having your legs ripped off is horrifying but hilarious at the same time.

[@patatoes]

What a game am I right

[@KryptoKn8]

It's not even a cauterizing tool, it's striaght up a clothing Iron. Dude fighting an army with severe 3rd degree burns, 3/4 limbs missing and a parasite. If there was ever a doomslayer outside of the doom franchise, it would be him for sure

[@boomdx2109]

@@patatoesthis is definitely one of the games ever made

[@Kiwi_guy]

@@boomdx2109 What? did you forget to put best in that

[@cameronschyuder9034]

@@Kiwi_guy it's a meme, to exclude the adjective in these kinds of statements, to give an ambiguous opinion that can be interpreted in different ways

[@HellishSpoon]

"the weight of my legs only slow me down"

[@gaiusfulmen]

Isn't this more of a...speedcrawl?

[@patatoes]

you did it first well done

[@thib1203]

It's now copyrighted, gg

[@anybodykillin]

@@patatoes you should've changed the title to that

[@Quatro921]

Itd be a speeddrag. he isnt crawling smh

[@KyubiHitashi]

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

[@joelv2]

this man is good at every game he sets his one one hand and foot on.

[@TheGlowingBeansGuy]

what foot?

[@joelv2]

@@TheGlowingBeansGuy He also speedruns another game that includes feet.

[@TheGlowingBeansGuy]

@@joelv2 checked it. My bad

[@linwong1494]

9:05 Pravi: Cynte? By the g- Cynte: _speed crawls past without even looking_ Pravi: WAIT COME BACK Seriously, hilarious seeing this getting speedrun so well. Cynte is gigachad confirmed.

[@Bakugan-V-Edits]

agree

[@karmatical5837]

Speedrunners have the hability to turn any horror game into a reverse-horror game where the protagonist goes from victim to the killer in seconds

[@AleksanderKomentator]

And a monster that crawls faster than the local monsters.

[@ethan1441]

Honestly I would love a sequel where he got off the station and went after the person who betrayed him.

[@clintbrown3037]

Bro your just chilling in your house look outside and some guy is just using one hand to speed towards you angrily.

[@ICNHH]

@@clintbrown3037 Luce: yo wtf

[@alekzomer]

@@clintbrown3037 doctor: one-handed crippled man with an entire weapon arsenal magnet on his spine is not real, dont be scared. One-handed crippled man with an entire weapon arsenal magnet on his spine:

[@nguyentandung42]

It did say to be continued

[@cass6082]

Honestly….man is so angry that I believe he could do it

[@Lee_21]

With only one arm he is still faster than me sprinting , just... what did he do too his right arm before the limbs are severed

[@a.k8185]

He did *everything* with his right arm

[@Name-rg8ib]

started his life only using that limb and nothing else

[@luiscastaneda3264]

Ayo 🤨😞💀

[@redroman4214]

Right hand was his non-dominant hand. He had to cut his legs and dominant hand to make it fair to the parasites.

[@Name-rg8ib]

@@redroman4214 and yet the parasites ass was beaten so hard tho

[@spencercook6754]

The other 3 limbs mearly held him back from achieving his true speed

[@Atakaan-fj2ce]

He would run at the speed of a car.

[@OGPremium_Me]

This man is a legend Moving so fast that the rats cant catch up to him

[@MrDollgramOfficial]

He became a rat himself

[@waffler-yz3gw]

moving faster than rats on its own isnt a big deal, but being able to consistently avoid them is crazy

[@themore-you-know]

Monster Wife: "AAAAAAAAAAAH" Monster Hubby: What? Monster Wife: "I SAW A 1-ARM MONSTER CRAWLING AT LIGHTNING SPEED ON THE FLOOR, AND KILLING ANYTHING IT POINTS AT!!! AAAAAH"

[@voltfox2466]

This guy has one arm, he got all his limbs torn away and he just used an iron to heat the injuries. This guy has a parasit trying to get into his brain, yet he keeps being calm. This guy carries a lot of weigh and still moves very fast. This guy kills a lot of various monsters that have a significant power against him. Cynte basically is mute the entire game, he only groans and screams , but without any words, except for cutscenes... He has felt the pain... that no one could comprehend...

[@longarmboiiiiiiiiiii6823]

I just imagine the look on Lucy’s after seeing Cynte reach her in 15 minutes cover in every single inside of every parasite, wielding, and managing 4 weapons, and with just one arm (Kinda wish this was an actual thing in the story)

[@Echo-vf7jt]

now imagine how dangerous Cynte would be if it had 4 limbs

[@fallsprig4581]

"it"

[@Poopenfarden]

​@@fallsprig4581 cynte is barely human if he moves that fast

[@PerfectAzrael]

He realized the weakness of his flesh as the other three were holding him back.

[@lavauk2425]

This is really one man ARMy

[@patatoes]

nice

[@robertoa.rojasamer8606]

*One ARMy man

[@NeptunePomegranate]

6:04 bro juked the whole crowd like he was the last alive in gorilla tag Edit: 100 likes? Who’s unfunny now, Kepler?

[@Haiesta]

Jeez, what did Kepler do to you, lol

[@patootie3529]

man really made an edit at 100 likes

[@crimsonpatty6152]

@@Haiesta he kepler-fin at him.

[@chronic5577]

I wonder who Kepler is...

[@MrDollgramOfficial]

@@chronic5577 hes k-k-kk-k-KEPLER!!!

[@holdupsomethingaintright7919]

Dude with one arm can crawl faster than usain bolt, imagine if he has prosthetic limbs, he'll be the freaking Doom slayer

[@awchexa]

Physically weak but mentally strong, the determination of this character is on another level. True chad

[@elvis5384]

Physically weak my ass, this guy moves at supersonic speeds with one arm, plus he can take the recoil of a double barrel with Just One Arm This guy must've been going at it like a maniac during those lonely nights

[@analogacegambit5054]

Never ask: a woman her age a man his salary A severed limb guy of how he can move fast only his right arm

[@doomyboi]

In his defense it gets REAL fucking lonely out in space.

[@-Ali_Salah-]

Maybe cause without his limbs he is lighter in wight so he can move fast? Idk actually

[@handlemyd-]

@@-Ali_Salah- all of those stress that right arm

[@yakuza6thesongofl1fe]

​@@doomyboihis right arm is so strong from all the... You know what I'm talking about.

[@lianalandriault2034]

right hand moment

[@user-qn1wo1yg4s]

Bro Cynte moves faster even after getting his both legs and 1 hand thorn off . I wonder what happened if the monster never thorn his limbs apart

[@Damian125id]

For all we know, Cynte probably let the monsters torn off his limb to make the fight even.

[@Luizfernando-dm2rf]

@@Damian125id Right? Otherwise, how the hell did they manage that if they're kinda getting slapped when he's got only 1 arm left lol xD

[@zekeram129]

You should play Doom to find out

[@ZaiComputer]

The whole station will just be as easy as him reloading a revolver with only one hand

[@tryme9740]

The fight was barely even, with one arm he still beat their ass, if he had all his limbs. The game wouldn't last long at all

[@NPC_5439]

The joint pain is unimaginable

[@natsuki_miyu]

very good run!! i really hope someone do TAS of this game one day!

[@EmperorZ19]

I wanna see a TAS too, it would be so absurd in a game like this where there's pretty much nothing constraining your movement other than mouse speed

[@omegadragons321]

i remembered this game and decided to watch this, thinking “lets see how fast this one-limbed guy can go” and i have never been more concerned about Cynte having the possibility of developing carpal tunnel

[@Username21-was-here]

I like how this specific researcher, having both of his legs and one arm can ignore Newton's 3rd law

[@kiwisbirb2687]

Had to think about it, the floors are either nearly frictionless, or he no long has nipples or chest hair

[@earnem4175]

Well he isn't a physicist, he is a biologist, that was one of those parasite biologist. So physics isn't needed as much

[@earnem4175]

And yes. He is a parasitologist, with a somewhat high level of understanding of human biology too.

[@lad6977]

Wonderful! Your movement is so beautiful.

[@patatoes]

thanks dude , quite a sweaty arm lol I'm working on the 1.0.3+ run, my pb is 16:30 but unlike this first run of mine i'm trying every single optimization found by the community before uploading ; my sum of best is 15:30 which is wild, even faster than current release version run !

[@lad6977]

@@patatoes 16：30!? I can’t believe it. Your playing skill is awesome!

[@davidmcc9141]

I keep coming back to this because the thumbnail is gold and the run makes the funniest head canon for the character.

[@07doanh6]

W thumbnail

[@michaelarsyad7986]

horror survival? more like action survival 🔥🔥🔥

[@big_boiiiiiiiii1781]

When I saw all the time you saved I just had the Gigachad theme playing in my head

[@here4good]

I feel like every speedrun of a horror game is a literal case of "i ain't got time to be afraid"

[@its_a_me_kasean6242]

I can just imagine the aggressive audible scraping of your mouse against your desk lmao

[@kyal5565]

I am indeed impressed to say the least. How long did it take you to complete the game on your first blind playthrough?

[@patatoes]

about 1h30

[@-Raylight]

He's not in danger, he's THE Danger It's not even his full power yet. He's goona be as strong as doom guy xD

[@bigboykenob2244]

He is the one who crawls.

[@UNGOC_Engineer3231]

@@bigboykenob2244 He also has a big ego like walter

[@klober_gie]

i didnt realize you skipped the flaregun until you had the crossbow. i feel like it could make some of the act 3 sections (especially the boss) quicker, but it's at least a 20s investment just to reach it so it's sensible to skip it thinking about it. curious if it'll get used in more improved runs.

[@patatoes]

It may one day be used in a Hard mode run but I don’t think I will take the time loss in a normal run like this one

[@iamagreatape9576]

@@patatoes hard mode?

[@patatoes]

@@iamagreatape9576 update 1.0.5 brought a new difficulty with more numerous and buffed ennemies, and less ammo. Nobody did a speedrun of it yet I think, it has to be done

[@itsMemz_]

Man, i love this game so much I can't wait for the next game. Btw, the thumbnail is LIT

[@LuigiGamingLounge]

I don't intend on watching the vid, but I had to drop by and say that's one of the best thumbnails I've ever seen

[@ScottE-2]

This guy is out crawling the rats with how fast and smooth he slithers across the floor. So fast NOT EVEN THE DARKNESS CAN KEEP UP HOW IS HE MOVING THAT FAST? Fantastic run dude, I was watching Markiplier play it and was curious how fast it could be beat since there's potential for some solid movement and well, here it is. Some time was lost from a few misses with the ammo but frankly the efficiency of it is nothing short of impressive.

[@radio5637]

Who would win: The speed of light Or Some guy with 1 arm

[@10GaugeManiac]

Scuttling at the speed of sound. What really was impressive was stacking the hairball monsters then killing them all with 4 shots. "I didn't bring enough bullets for everyone, so you're going to have to share!"

[@X-SPONGED]

8:23 I can't tell if that grunt of anger and pain was from Cynthe or from the speedrunner raging over their 2 second loss by barely missing the door switch before getting nabbed by a rat.

[@Mutualititve]

Now that I think about it, seeing Cynte in the dark going at you with march 3 while carrying multiple firearms with only a hand is scary af.

[@OperatorMax1993]

Nice speedrun man! Also I love that thumbnail XD

[@quint3ssent1a]

I love how by the end game just goes balls to the wall and gives you more ammo than you can carry.

[@BlackAxon]

Based Patatoes becomes the industry professional for another game.

[@patatoes]

I'm a world record chaser what can I say Might do other categories too

[@rustyshackleford1508]

>gets arms and legs ripped off >immediately begins scurrying across the floor at 20mph >injects space heroin >begins firing guns at sounds in the darkness >refuses to elaborate >canonically finds a way to leave

[@0kay_I_Gu3ss]

This game and the player is basically the very true definition of "Hit and Run."

[@coel3572]

hit and crawl

[@Epsilon-18]

I like how at the start of the run, he's reaching for his legs as if saying "I NEED THOSE FUCKING LEGS MAN" then just went "Screw it no legs then"

[@louaybelhaj1710]

When you die a horrible death but you forget to clear your browser history *moves 40km/s with one arm*

[@4546Bean]

Luce: How did you get juked by a guy with one arm!?! Parasites: .....

[@mayettaxtriger436]

😭😭I feel like there's gonna be a speed run even faster than this at some point cuz there's fumbles with reloading or door pressing that could really streamline it This is crazy Impressive though!!!

[@patatoes]

fumbles man I can't wait for it to be beaten so that I can beat it back 😎 it's only 5s ahead of old WR

[@ok-js3tp]

I just love the thumbnail lol, truly suitable for a speedrun 🔥🔥🔥

[@ElliFong]

I like how Cynte aren't even despair at all in the ending.

[@jonasboel2473]

Did you see how competent the fucking guy was, he's just annoyed that he's gonna have to take out all those sons of bitches manually.

[@Bruh-td7ex]

By the way he say at the end, looks like he has another plan

[@BAKLOJAN]

The dude with no legs turned out to be faster than me with my two.

[@Usernamepst]

Good gaming, anyways, the thumbnail attracted me to watch it on the recommended list.

[@Ray_not]

"One hand is all i need. Bring it on" - saitama

[@dam78]

You're not running from monsters, you're the monster

[@chester1882]

What a unique game. Never going to play it so thanks for showcasing it.

[@twister4803]

One man, one arm, one goal No monsters, no legs, no fear

[@seven40seven40]

Awesome run dude💪

[@deathrobot10k58]

Luce: “You’re _not_ the chosen one, the parasites chose-“ Cynte:

[@Ironclad17]

Cynte's obsession with efficiency is scarier than any cosmic horror.

[@digla20011]

*rat squeak* "Absolutely unacceptable, your life privileges are taken away"

[@warlock2507]

This is wildly impressive. Hats off to you!

[@saandanil3621]

this person is more terrible than the monsters imagine a man with one arm without legs crawling faster than you can run

[@trollface7116]

Imagine getting your ankles destroyed by a dude with 1 arm

[@robert-andreiionita2827]

Shaven off almost 2 min and a half…! Great speedrun! And there’s even room for improvement, based on the last biomass he was shooting at the boss fight. gg

[@Cyn-icism]

“May god have mercy on your soul pravi” coldest line I’ve heard in a while

[@wiltmarlonelao]

You make the game look like it's about a left-handed gigachad who had his legs and left arm ripped off just to give himself a challenge.

[@ShinRyujinAkingIniirog]

Great run, epic thumbnail btw

[@dustinzacharias8227]

I would love to see what a TAS speed run of this game would look like.

[@tornadoalleyx71]

That's crazy man. Nice work

[@patatoes]

check my 1.0.5 run it's even better but ty very much

[@aribmahbub1954]

Enemies: Boss we dis"arm"ed him Cynte: Im more armed than ever.

[@Bone_Incidents]

3:48 I am in complete shock, I have been stuck on this level for 4 days and he does it in 10 seconds

[@monwyn8538]

speedruns be like

[@patatoes]

here's an even faster way to do it : kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z3yQk3erZryMhLs

[@johnrozsa1373]

POV: your playing happy wheels but you ejected out your vehicle and is trying to crawl to the finish

[@danijellino1921]

I was laughing so much watching this. I found it especially funny when the Aliens/Monsters were just standing around or seemingly suprised by the MC. But i guess i would be suprised to if a one armed Torso sprinted past me at the speed of fast.

[@minitntman1236]

When you are in infested space station and all the sudden you see a one limbed guy speeding towards you

[@thestudentofficial5483]

I don't know what would be scarier to encounter: a zombie mutant or a triple amputee ~crawling~ LEAPING at ludicrous speed

[@ISuckAtVideoGames4Ever]

This game is great! i hope there will be an Endoparasitic 2!

[@MrDollgramOfficial]

to be continued, remember?

[@Notpies]

And i hope the protagonist kills everyone again and smacks luce

[@tranvanvan9155]

A guy only with an arm, no other limbs, can chill and joke with the monsters, unlike me

[@MuichirouTokito416]

This guy is absolutely a gigachad

[@dsagent]

Nice thumbnail. Also nice moves at 3:25

[@Father_GarciafromFaith]

Rat:Bites and tries to run Player: *GET OVER HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT*

[@Oldsparkychair]

He was a scientist, so I bet his right hand being so quick is canon

[@whyamistillhere3258]

POV: you need to turn off the oven in 3am

[@L0rdTonk]

Mach 1 angry tripliplegic massacres entire facility of indescribable horrors

[@BB08The1stRandomPersonAcc]

Those one arm workouts really paid off