Enhanced Games - Olympic Events Without Drug Testing

JRE #2166 w/Enhanced Games
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[@jopo7996]

I can't wait to watch an Olympics with all the competitors completely loaded up on insane amounts of steroids and gear. The Enhanced Games should be good too.

[@milossenzala]

Went right over your head.​@@woahblackbettybamalam

[@dmoney7536]

​@@woahblackbettybamalamsarcasm is not your forte

[@dmoney7536]

@@woahblackbettybamalam I am aware of the lack of sarcasm in your reply. Additionally, you still seem unaware of the sarcasm in @jopo7996 's original post. Which makes your statement about reading comprehension the most ironic and funny part of this exchange.

[@TwhistyyHD]

@@dmoney7536hahah you fcking torched this fcking dude. Before I read this I was thinking like dude still doesn’t even know why you’re talking about sarcasm. 🤣🤣 then you said this! 😅😂

[@kennyoffhenny]

@@dmoney7536🤓🤓🤓

[@Constantine-316]

Olympics without drug testing is just the Olympics

[@deflategate1297]

No it's just china

[@Stillcantthinkofaname]

​@@deflategate1297and USA🤫

[@badabing3391]

we cant get the current olympics to push more extreme drugs or to grow beyond just drug enhancements

[@marc9522]

This is just going to turn into a "Who can blast the most gear without their heart stopping" competition.

[@darkcoeficient]

Cyberpunk 2077 olympic games

[@bryanr9082]

Problem?

[@dmoney7536]

This is already the state of all professional sports with large prize pools.

[@anaussie213]

So they're finally on the level of pro bodybuilding then. Halfway through my first read through of Arnold Schwarzenegger's encyclopaedia of modern bodybuilding I got to the part in the 1950s where the athletes explode in size and it became clear to me that there hasn't been a clean top athlete since those times.

[@cryptocarpenter4157]

No, not really....bodybuilding requires alot of testosterone to hold tissue. You wouldn't want to take grams if you were a sprinter. I mean possibly but you would be required to reduce body mass. More thought would have to go into reducing growth of the heart and organs on PEDS. Doing Olympics this way would require a balancing act of PEDs with proper health supplements. This could be good for all these young athletes on Instagram copying others for clout. Sure idiots will abuse it, but I think the latest technology and research will really improve everything.

[@hawktondog]

The 2 dudes said nationalism and national pride is over. They should go outside, lmao

[@qigong1001]

It’s always these globalist and anti-nationalist types spreading amoral behaviors.

[@Bob-ir4lr]

Yeah they got no idea whats stirrin right now

[@woahblackbettybamalam]

They have jew thinking

[@Bob-ir4lr]

@@woahblackbettybamalam my man

[@GE0attack]

They are from valley and SF. Who would have thought

[@balf1111117373]

He said it was the first year Eurovision got political. They literally gifted Ukraine a win a year ago because they wanted to show support against Russia

[@jerppazz4525]

yea it hasnt been the first year with fuckery for sure.

[@AoStoRmGod]

I think Russia needs some support

[@MissLippy-fy6bj]

THEY DIDN'T GIFT THEM NOTHING!!! THEY DIDN'T GIFT THEM NOTHING!!! I NEVER NARKED ON NOBODY!!!

[@trollkraft3577]

"The era of nationalism is over" lol okay buddy

[@leastselfawarepotassium]

They don’t seem to understand why people even like the Olympics. They’ve got no chance in making a better product.

[@TheAnalyst-ib9rr]

So out of touch lol

[@Senseisystem]

Type of dudes who look the other way when college kids burn American flags and deface national monuments. Then cry when people call them hypocrites.

[@lduff155]

"The era of nationalism is over" Yeah there, bud? You been watching the Eurocup at all this week? What a clown statement.

[@david6178]

As an Irish man he’s completely right.

[@Colby_0-3_IRL_and_title_fights]

Ah Eurocup, where the best players are from Africa!

[@GeneralBlorp]

@@david6178maybe it is for you/ some people but declaring something “over” that is still very much real for the vast majority of people is beyond arrogant and I’d say rather fishy as well… he’s like a used car salesman and I can’t quite put my finger on it but I’d wager he’s invested in enhancement companies as well 🧐

[@joebarracuda6038]

​@@Colby_0-3_IRL_and_title_fights not the best, but the most.. 😂

[@Bob-ir4lr]

He's clearly a delusional globalist

[@pragneshpatel5676]

Some of these stats seem wild. 75% of gym goers are interested in using steroids? Highly suspect.

[@EbonyPope]

Keep attention to the wording. Interested doesn't mean you use it. I was interested but never used them because I knew the negative side-effects.

[@dantheman9167]

That money leaves with the Olympics too. Also the city and country pay for the venues, stadiums, and roads. All the money goes to the Olympic committee.

[@dmoney7536]

The contractors that build the venues are in bed with the local politicians and they all get rich

[@sergrum1082]

Rogan learns about Eurovision

[@anaussie213]

How had he not even heard of it lol.

[@haaste_mies]

The expert on the war in Ukraine.

[@krystelj3716]

🤯 🤯

[@mojo2968]

lmao yeah i just about choked when i heard that

[@justincarnes1]

They should post the athletes T levels and stuff next to there stats when introducing them each event that would be lit

[@jopo7996]

The Blue Chew pole vault should be good.

[@kaiganardea9275]

You demented genius

[@RudeBoyisSkankin]

Good god damn, perfect comment

[@cryptocarpenter4157]

Ahahaha😂😂

[@EbonyPope]

That won't happen. You are playing with people's lives since it will just become about how can take more gear to achieve to hit certain numbers. Now you have to take much care as to not be visible on the radar so you need to keep your dosages low. Normalizing it will just costs young people's lives. I mean it already does but it will be a whole different level. People will start dying by the dozens after their professional career is over just like we see with professional bodybuilding.

[@ETAisNOW]

@@EbonyPopeTake a joke, professor buzz kill.

[@melchiando]

So it would be more of a chemistry competion than a athletic event, got ya

[@GeneralBlorp]

Exactly. Oh and surely neither of these gentlemen have any conflicts of interest in THAT regard? 😅🧢🧢🧢

[@Colby_0-3_IRL_and_title_fights]

​@@GeneralBlorpPfizer and Astrazeneca know the "pandemic" marketing won't work again

[@dansmith9724]

Not really, doses for athletics and doses for Bodybuilding are very different.

[@EbonyPope]

That won't happen. You are playing with people's lives since it will just become about how can take more gear to achieve to hit certain numbers. Now you have to take much care as to not be visible on the radar so you need to keep your dosages low. Normalizing it will just costs young people's lives. I mean it already does but it will be a whole different level. People will start dying by the dozens after their professional career is over just like we see with professional bodybuilding.

[@EbonyPope]

@@dansmith9724 Not if you legalize it. Now people have to stick to low dosages to not get caught. Once it's legal all bets are off. The one who can take the most gear and not die will win. We will see the same thing like in bodybuilding. They are already dying by the dozens.

[@scottycrayon]

You get banned if you test negative

[@thanos879]

😂

[@dmoney7536]

It would be the best story ever for a true natty to win the juiced games

[@barefooted001]

😂

[@bullschitt3666]

I lost a good job for that

[@Bramon83]

dude talks like a serial killer

[@macman975]

How many dealings have you had with Serial Killers?

[@dopeentertainment8924]

​@@macman975 at least 2

[@qigong1001]

100% Guy is a snake.

[@GeneralBlorp]

Which one? Or both?

[@furious-vengeance]

Missing the Jeffrey Dahmer 80's specks.

[@sumitmegadrive]

Get Mike Goldberg on

[@IbnRushd-mv3fp]

Another goldmen

[@Deathscythe91]

our roided up guy beat your roided up guy -bill burr

[@billwhite1603]

"Focus on health" - How many athletes in the Olympics are unhealthy or die during them? I want to see the best natural competitor.

[@wadetewano]

So , are they saying we have just seen the enhanced games in Paris ?

[@apache8795]

"I think the era of nationalism is over" that's where you lost me but I'm down to see the enhanced games

[@touger9759]

Empires hate nationalism

[@thejoshandcharles1]

Yeah, I had a double take on that. With a 'the fuck did he just say.' And to speak about Eurovision in the same breath. Europe has become way more nationalistic lately.

[@Bob-ir4lr]

Yeah buddy doesnt know whats coming

[@MrSimonw58]

Enhanced power lifting 🏋️‍♀️ ... roid rage everything

[@clayton5584]

He's German. So he's ashamed of his country

[@IbnRushd-mv3fp]

21st century athletes on more cycles than lance armstrong

[@rickymorcus8962]

Lance wasn’t on cycles lol. He used EPO.

[@uncleb7821]

@@rickymorcus8962 Just admit that it went over ur head, no need to try to get technical

[@rickymorcus8962]

@@uncleb7821 I’m pretty sure he is making a bum comparison between athletes today using drugs and lance armstrong. My point was lance Armstrong barely used any anabolics. I think you’re just dumb my man lmao.

[@rickymorcus8962]

@@uncleb7821 lol I’m pretty sure he is trying to make the point that athletes now a days do a lot of anabolics and he made the bum comparison to lance Armstrong who barely used any. Dummy.

[@oslonorway547]

​@@rickymorcus8962Never had a girlfriend I see. 😂

[@brandonstephens1447]

This needs to be a thing. Have the Olympic Games, then enhanced Olympic Games where there’s a list of regulated substances that are allowed. Would make it an even playing field if it was available to everyone. Over have the olympians are using PED anyways.

[@cablah3174]

Joe rogan learning about the Eurovision is absolutely FUCKING beautiful.

[@Panzerschwert97]

Would you want your children to take enhancements of any kind? No way. You would want them to be healthy and have fun. I hate this mentality of being the best rather than just giving your best.

[@solomonakoto5644]

The American guy is giving me sleazy salesman/lawyer energy 😂😂, he's there not to really have a conversation but to make a sales pitch to all of the JRE listeners.

[@witext]

He actually is a lawyer lol

[@jdan35]

It becomes very similar to F1 where the teams with the best engineers typically win.

[@browneyesjesus]

Amen

[@FR4NKY666]

..and dead athletes lol

[@uncleb7821]

@@FR4NKY666 their body, their choice

[@JamesHoffa420]

It's already like that dummy

[@madtownangler]

I have a friend that builds NASCAR engines for different teams. They cannot tell each team what their competition did to the design.

[@jopo7996]

Cialis would knock some time off the 100m, because athletes would cross the line slightly earlier.

[@theaatir]

Every inch matters.

[@dansmith9724]

They might not need a pole for pole vaulting???

[@gunnar4554]

Jamaicas advantage increased

[@sergrum1082]

“Not our problem” is cold

[@sitindogmas]

wouldn't it be nice if everyone had access to good drugs

[@RodFriesen-s3t]

It should just be called, "The Honest Games "

[@rgw73]

Jrp, Please bring Joe Tippens onto your show, it will likely save thousands of lives!! His story is constantly censored on line..

[@willteksoftwares1]

Scenes when the gold medalist in 100M in enhanced games runs 9.80s😂😂😂

[@qigong1001]

“Everyone is doing it , sooo….” This guy never had parents to teach him to not follow the masses. And now athletes who truly love their sport and who choose to be natural will be pressured into poisoning themselves more than ever . The sports world is dirty, but nowhere near what it was decades ago. The tech isn’t the problem, it’s the weak minded allowing corrupt governments to influence outcomes. Making enhanced sports will not fix it and even make it worse. And throwing around misleading statistics isn’t helping the situation . This guy talks like a modern day snake oil salesman. Yuck.

[@dmoney7536]

Money is the number one thing that increases the use of performance enhancing drugs. The bigger the money the more risk people are willing to take it. The same is true for glory, but not as strong as money. There will always be the obsessed about their body types who will juice regardless. But take the money and glory out of it and it's not worth the risk anymore. Sports viewing glorification is a cancer of culture and health imo.

[@EbonyPope]

You are playing with people's lives since it will just become about how can take more gear to achieve to hit certain numbers. Now you have to take much care as to not be visible on the radar so you need to keep your dosages low. Normalizing it will just costs young people's lives. I mean it already does but it will be a whole different level. People will start dying by the dozens after their professional career is over just like we see with professional bodybuilding.

[@qigong1001]

@@EbonyPope 💯

[@allanshpeley4284]

@@EbonyPope You have it backwards. Athletes will make the decision for themselves how much drugs they're willing to take, just like they do now. People have agency. And those who die will do so of their own volition.

[@EbonyPope]

@@allanshpeley4284 They also have pressure. Pressure to perform better than the next guy. So when you are genetically inferior you will end up compensating with more gear. You clearly know nothing about doping.

[@isaacorlich]

💊*Pharmacologist Competition*💉 would be a more accurate name instead. Drugs makers would be the actual competitors here, not the athletes.😒 The real solution is to actually make the Olympics how it suppose to be. Something that inspire healthiness, fairness, values, discipline and real effort. The actual best of humanity represented on a game to inspire everyone to be a better human being. And not the opposite, of being a drug addict, playing with young and naive people's health, who put their trust on a drug. The implications and consequences of this would extremely frightful and dangerous in the lower levels when the kids are forming. This is just another ''trying to normalize'' something that is bad and harmful for society with the real masked intention of making rich a few people who actually don't care about anything.

[@badabing3391]

people online already do this far better than olympians, especially in the US where people hardly give a shit about the olympics

[@stephansmith8111]

Can anyone think of another reason these young athletes are taking TMZ heart medication in 2021? I believe you had to be vaccinated to compete in any World/ European sports at the time

[@dustin7037]

The Olympics should have a natural category and an unlimited category.

[@LarryMayvid]

I'd still like to see them drug test the athletes and publish the results so that we can see what the top athletes in each sport are taking so that we can copy their stacks, lol

[@surfyogawind]

The study didn't differentiate between cannabis and sports enhancement drugs. That 43% stat is extremely misleading. Of course, close to half of participants likely took cannabis in 2011.

[@aussiedadbloke6669]

They lost me when they essentially admitted they had no idea how they were going to handle trans women.

[@MrTsukudu]

I've been wanting this since I saw Running man. Let turn drug testing and human biological engineering into entertainment. I hope big pharma backs this 😂

[@jaysuneakle]

I would choose to watch the Olympics 2.0 over 1.0

[@user-jf9sx1nf3s]

6% tried steroids...really? 480,000,000 people tried them come on now...

[@dontbesuchamorty]

Oh wow, Klaus from American Dad looks handsome as a human 🎉

[@eddie4324]

Shocker: the times, distances weight will not change that much coz they’re already on gear.

[@glogang4445]

This is how it’s done in powerlifting, there are untested and tested federations

[@jarrodnunn]

Just have the organization administer the drugs ...

[@Ben.Stevenson]

Lot of hate in the comments but this sounds awesome and I can't wait

[@moisesl473]

The problem with an open book enhanced fitness or sports competitions is that some federations or agencies will start putting kids on drugs around the age they start puberty. They’ll train them up over years and years . They’ll compete until they start to fall short and then just move on to the next kid that has promising strength and genetics and the cycle repeats. It’s pretty much already happening now in certain sports but it’d be so much worse if it was an open policy.

[@squid_fish]

This whole episode should have been just this clip basically

[@ericjutsu8391]

No way are they going to be able to get the best athletes to do this

[@scroopynooperz9051]

Juice Games for the win! Who wouldnt wanna watch that? Competition is competion

[@GordonCaledonia]

This is an idea that 15 year old boys would come up with after too many Red Bulls.

[@rollerskdude]

They need someone with enthusiasm. Actual enthusiasm discussing this on the Podcast. Enough of these Zoidberg from Futurama Squidward sounding guys. There like the German engineers Jeremy Clarkson spoke to, he tild to make changes because of fun and fulfilment and their literal response being "What is fun?" In the standard German robot voice.

[@arminalay1300]

Homeboy said first year Eurovision got political😂😂😂

[@wes788411]

I remember an SNL skit from when I was younger, “The All Drug Olympics.”

[@tommyi6667]

It's a 🤡 world.

[@potterpotter8953]

Ya that documentary was INSANE!!!!

[@ZL-nl2in]

for those who don’t understand what roids can do to a person lemme say this… when i was in hs a kid from our rival school that’s like 30 miles away from us was an average ass kid running something bad like mid 12s for the 100 and then he hopped on gear for his senior year (yes he was actually caught) and his time went down to a sub 11 which for a hs kid is pretty fuckin fast

[@macman975]

If a septic is laughing about something being 'cheesy' you know you've crossed a line.

[@furious-vengeance]

Let's start human selective breeding. DNA splice list: 1st Usain Bolt + Serena Williams. 2nd The Mountain + Gabi Garcia.

[@bullschitt3666]

The Chinese are ahead of you, but they still have a lot of catching up to do

[@americannightmare2109]

"Bands shouldn't be political" Ever heard of rage against the machine?

[@thanos879]

Good point. Some of the best music is political

[@clayton5584]

Now they rage for the machine

[@americannightmare2109]

@@clayton5584 if Zach feels like it

[@bullschitt3666]

Comply with the machine makes more money

[@susilawatisusilawati7484]

This is top-notch quality.

[@travisbro]

Never thought I’d see Jon Jones win a gold medal

[@Blue_G707]

Half the athletes would be dead before even reaching the event 😂

[@BettyWhite2171]

Sounds fair to me. No secrets.

[@liamjones9115]

If Casemiro didn't have his nose done.

[@growmiegreenthumb8025]

This is Joe trying to justify the pills he pops every morning

[@Hatunrumioc]

Dudes' physique justifies him taking them. Wasting disease is real and he isn't going to be at risk of it.

[@TheRealTomahawk]

He says the early days it was all enhanced in the first person I think of is Mark Coleman, Kevin Randleman, and of course, Mark Kerr, dude how is it that the wrestlers are the biggest dudes when they take steroids? They must be without question the hardest workers.

[@michaelroyal188]

I am a young man who has been training nearly fifteen years and the last couple have been on underground testosterone and steroids. The laws need to change so we can study these substances and make them less dangerous

[@rpsenju1418]

*Vitor Belfort* has entered the chat

[@ThrillaLive]

The problem is the athletes that don't take a crazy amount of steroids will never be able to compete.

[@Td0g4261]

Fans: UFC fighters cut too much weight thats not healthy. They should make hydration and weight cut rules for them Also fans: let athletes take whatever drugs they want. Im sure it'll be fine

[@superfatbecca6285]

Shut up Joe. Let the guest speak without you attempting to finish their sentence.

[@dantheman9167]

Actually dude your statistics are off. Anyone can throw statistics out there and put them in there favor. I would say 77% of men who go to the gym go because they want to be healthy. So saying their interested in drugs is shady.

[@mikeguerrero3090]

Results are going to be the same as “normal olympics” 😂😂

[@frank-qg3vb]

I would like to see a NASCAR event that required all drivers to hold an unopened beer in one hand while holding an unlit cigarette in the other throughout the race.

[@rhysjones19]

My friend from the age of 12 to 23 had a paid salary from team GB boxing was a good deal for him

[@Carlos-w3k6y]

American athletes get a lot exceptions,they will always use medical recommendations.

[@justsayin7865]

It's silly.i believe taking PEDs is for an advantage, so if everyone is taking them then you're right back at square 1, or are you... If john can beat dan consistently natural, would that still be the case if both are enhanced? If not then it would come down to what stack or Cocktail is everyone on and who's is the best in general or for them.

[@mbb8111]

Baseball was dying in ratings and interest and then Mcguire and Sosa and Bonds brought it back to life.... I'm watching this for sure! If the money is there, the athletes will follow.

[@ghostinthesmoke3267]

I would 100% be interested in watching this!

[@joalco3]

The Olympics have been around for thousands of years.. you are not going to replace it.

[@dmoney7536]

But it's only every four years and if these guys are running an annual competition that pays way more than the Olympics. Pretty easy to guess where the athletes will go.

[@timgallivan3749]

I replaced it years ago with something more interesting. Gum

[@bullschitt3666]

Especially if there's no national teams. Who are you supposed to root for?

[@joalco3]

@@dmoney7536 thats fair! but i would guess the year of the olympics happens they would still go to that one

[@jorisoims3085]

@@dmoney7536 The Olympics being every 4 years and representing your country, is what makes it special. Nobody care about a random competiton being held every year. Sure the athlete would participate but nobody would watch, nobody care about most those sports, if it's not the olympics.

[@leastselfawarepotassium]

The era of nationalism is over. Music shouldn’t be political. That’s two goofy quotes right in the first couple of minutes.

[@Andrew-ft5zf]

Pretty soon we will be asking what is a human? Are enhanced humans still humans? What about enhanced humans with metal legs to run faster? Pretty soon humans will be competing with cyborgs and robots

[@badabing3391]

dehanced humans already made us ask ourselves this question, and we said yes in cases where they committed no moral wrongs. Same shit here.

[@tolsonryan]

I cant wait to watch the Red Bull Turbo Olympics and see a man run 100m in 5 seconds🏃🏿‍♂️💨

[@madtownangler]

I used to think that Carl Lewis was completely clean when I was young and dumb. He got busted a few times and they let him keep running.

[@isaacwillis725]

I am so for rich people coming up with alternatives and cutting out the BS and getting athletes more of what they deserve!

[@rksh5985]

This guy talks about 21 century like we just entered it.

[@tooruoikawa8985]

Harder to get a job as a manager or truck driver no drug tests lol

[@Toxicflu]

That video where a guy power lifts and breaks off his arms is gonna happen IRL now.

[@super_aesthetic_athlete6847]

I'm really looking forward to this, I'm expecting a 8.7 in the 100 😅😂😂 and some crazy lifting #'s as well

[@mAdCapper]

While the pay disparity is appauling, it also costs a shit ton to train all of these athletes and in many of these sports there is very little revenue generation (pole vault). The billions of dollars is a break even proposition for the games but huge for the city. Calgary, 1988, still has one of the top speed skating programs from that Olympics, as example.

[@joeevett9007]

Starting this year, athletes will get money from the IOC for winning. Not all I think they are starting with track and field and will grow from there. 50k for first, but the U.S. also gives them 35k and has for sum time.

[@kingofoblivion1822]

Can we PLEASE have Trump on instead of this garbage that’s been on lately

[@FromTheHood2TheWoods]

I’ve been saying this for years let these athletes take as much steroids as they want, they’re just there to entertain us anyway

[@terrydemoe7653]

Been saying forever, stop testing, let’s see what we can do. Sign a waiver and let’s go!

[@LiftandBeer]

The problem will be when the performancs is the same because its already loaded lol

[@Juk3n]

I'll ask the real question for all those afflicted with bad genetics: Can we have the LIST OF LEGAL SUBSTANCES AVAILABLE AT GNC that are BANNED from the Olympics. *Compulsory "Asking for a friend"

[@dashingdreww1185]

Once enhanced games starts breaking Olympic records it’ll get interests but with no national pride the casual viewer probably won’t watch

[@mathewomolo]

this is silly. You can reduce Testosterone by staying up late. lol