Ep. 124 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

[@CammyTrill]

“I just burnt my tooth, that was so cold” - Bert Kreischer 2022

[@Lauren_M855]

😂😂 This needs to be on a t-shirt. Or a yeti, because… Bert.

[@HH-el8vp]

Technically, that is a true statement.

[@leonardosawaya2428]

@@Lauren_M855 Filled with Kool-aid, Red obviously.

[@joshlopez9056]

@@7scrib you do know you can be burned by the cold right?

[@CammyTrill]

@7scrib name the last time your typical soda caused an ice burn…i bet you’re reaallll fun at the parties 🙄

[@duncankimsey2245]

"I could use a service animal right now." Is a quote I will use frequently

[@SperaSF]

Bart "I'm quitting drinking" Tim "heh, ok" Brent "O'Malley, let's do a shot"

[@graffaficionado]

Bart every single day for the last 12 years: “I’m quitting drinking” Tim: “heh, ok”

[@mobuctze87]

Burt is the only guy I know that says he’s doesn’t drink at work ever, EVER, ever. Yet continuously drinks on the podcast, admits to drinking for second shows in the same night, and said he needed real vodka when acting 😂 he literally drinks at all his workplaces

[@DAVEJONEZ1]

Lol brent doesn't work. I'm not hating but a comedian isn't a normal job being a drunk turdpile is part of his content.

[@Eighty8percent]

@Dox KZbin Employees cool projection

[@booyahinc]

@Dox KZbin Employees Trying to claim you are only speaking truth, after you told Dave Jones all kinds of things you couldn’t possibly know about him, is next level narcissism. Well done.

[@zeroa69]

@@DAVEJONEZ1 other then Rogan and ymhs podcoasts Brent has hands down been the most active comedian in the game since the rona lockdowns started. Hes damn near nonstop with pumping out content. He wakes up and works out then promotes the shit out of his name on insta etc.. Then makes a bunch of podcasts. Hes still doing stand up everywhere with his drive through setup. Made a netflix show then made a fucking movie right after... But no hes just a lazy pos and nothing elae

[@AtomicSniper22]

Dox KZbin Employees hey man i think you could be a comedian if you really gave it your all

[@Chippa994]

"Don't you wish they'd add another month so you don't age as fast." The American Karl Pilkington strikes again.

[@ENigma-um8zw]

Karl Pilkington is like Albert Einstein compared to Bert, I’d love to see Two Idiots Abroad tho now lol

[@minority86]

Make a new season where bert tags along it will be the perfect balance with Berts upbeat personality clashing with Karls moaning

[@watchinboats]

I thought this Bertism through and it kind of makes sense granted that your year total would not be as high as a 12 month system.... damn.. Brent strikes again

[@death4904]

I would love them two on a one off podcast....come on.........

[@yourmother3207]

Lmaooo

[@daegiovanni5864]

Bert's absolute stroke at 9:15 and Tom's resultant laughter absolutely _slays_ me, holy shit. he's basically Dr. Steve Brule...

[@MrMeowTheSecond]

This may be the only time “resultant” and “slay” have been used in the same sentence in a KZbin comment. 🎉

[@daegiovanni5864]

@@MrMeowTheSecond I was really doing inspired work, back then...

[@gamblerizzo7468]

FSU graduate here: a statue of Bert outside of potbelly's would the funniest thing I ever saw.

[@stephenkolman5727]

The FSU hat behind him helps me put up with him.

[@CallMeSticky]

Go Canes (:

[@turntsnaco2878]

14:10 “If Caleb Dressel saw me swimming he’d be like ‘Oh you swam’.” - Burnt Krystals, 2022

[@kennybuttons1763]

God this makes me happy.

[@ian-sauer]

Tom’s laugh after Bert says “Crable Drel Leslel” instead of Caleb Dressler

[@TamairaElise]

This really threw me for a loop because I went to high school with a kid named Caleb Dressler and he was a freak athlete, but he was a basketball player. For a moment before they pulled his picture up I was like ...there is no fuckin way. Then I saw the photo and the guy was hot and I was like That is definitely NOT the Caleb I went to school with. He was ugly.

[@shugrin8096]

@@TamairaElise damn y you gotta burn other caleb like that. free my man

[@osloconfidental1807]

@@shugrin8096 😂😂 free my brudda Caleb

[@aidenlav]

@@TamairaElise this comment threw me through a loop 💀

[@wmike145]

@@TamairaElise Nobody: Tamaira: "You ugly as hell Caleb!"

[@mtippy6845]

Burger: I'm going to quit drinking. Turbo Todd: heyeah.

[@bendempster86]

burger lol

[@Chillllllbruh]

Tom's true form comes out during the easy manipulation of Burt. His true face revealed. I love it 👍

[@jh_paperman]

I got the screenshot of this face

[@Kwestdaroc4]

“You wanna see perfect form??”

[@chobblegobbler2536]

“Oh I think you might surprise him in the fight”

[@oNE420-t7h]

When he said what's up with those beers while Bert forgot then the smile cause he knows Bert is going to get sloshed I love it!

[@Chillllllbruh]

@@oNE420-t7h That's the moment but the smile and evil look is definitely satisfaction at his manipulation. He is the puppet master.

[@Brandon-mp5kk]

Bert - "Let's do a shot." Nadav - "Little early in the morning for me-" Tom- "I'll do one with you." Nadav- "-Okay let's do it."

[@oNE420-t7h]

Nadav said okay it before Tom did if you listen closely

[@derrickjohnson9692]

If the boss drinks first then you can drink!

[@IrLosin]

@@derrickjohnson9692 A man of the world I see.

[@Ashmatthewsmusic]

That was the BEST ending to any podcast episode I've ever seen.

[@milesmccue9388]

Agreed

[@bruce3299]

It was fantastic but they didn’t say I love you to each other. It’s a sad day when Tom doesn’t follow proto.

[@c.white86]

Came here to say this!

[@jamesnaccarato-garufi5770]

Tom FTMFW

[@HypnotizeAmerica]

Tommy is like the older brother giving the younger brother all the tools he needs to get himself into trouble. Look how happy he is when Bert talks about sparring and he reassures Bert how good he's going to be. Then he has him drink beers and talk more shit. Amazing that Bert goes for it every time.

[@chrisludwig7964]

Codependency is real.

[@donny7575]

@@chrisludwig7964 and it’s great for comedy

[@8thlvlMage]

That's the show's brand though. As much shit as I wanna give Bert, they've gotta be aware.

[@bound2musik]

1:21:05 This is the GREATEST ending to a podcast of all times!!! Tom's rant at the end is amazing!! And Bert screaming "We're F*cking OUTLIERS!!" 👏👏👏😂🤣😂☠️☠️☠️☠️

[@user-mw7ll9lb5v]

Dude so good

[@marcusjohnson269]

Bert holding his shirt up saying "I do this for a living" was awesome 😂😂😂😂

[@matthewannis2593]

I hope I'm alive - brent

[@mattgrisham9058]

They need to go this hard at the end of every show from now on

[@Beunibster]

@@mattgrisham9058 Tequila pit stop

[@MrMickaloden]

Tom talking Bert up against Izzy is gold 🤣

[@hewitttt]

Sometimes I feel like we are going into a Demolition Man style future where everything is owned by the 2 Bears Corporation

[@jamesvint8623]

I'm content with them winning the podcast wars.

[@cowperm]

I'll see you at taco bell

[@andrewvanderpool5082]

I'm ok with this

[@beeksunreal]

@@cowperm unless its the european version they make um all pizza hut..

[@alexjordan9370]

Bert will finally get to replace Leann with Sandra Bullock.

[@buckeyegirl16]

Someone needs to create a compilation of Bert's outrageous athletic claims...that would be hilarious 🤣

[@MarioGonzalez-yq3gw]

BURNT: "I DON'T RESPECT SWIMMING" ALSO BURNT: "I asked Speedo for a sponsorship.."

[@chungusmcnungus4667]

I wanted to thank you guys at ymh because throughout the last 6 months I’ve been dealing with my dad having cancer and me and my mom being the main people to take care of him and I appreciate all the good times you have brought to me when it was hardest and for that I thank you 10000% because dealing with someone you love having cancer especially dealing with it as a teenager will affect you it already has changed my perspective on so many different things.

[@crystalbethseizetheday8669]

I’m so sorry you’re going through this. Please know it’s important and ok for you to take time to look after yourself too. Reach out if you need to talk to somebody. Sending so much love your way to your family.

[@chungusmcnungus4667]

@@crystalbethseizetheday8669 thanks for the support, luckily my dad just beat his cancer 🤙🤙🤙 and is recovering

[@7Kiddo]

@@chungusmcnungus4667 im really glad to see that. hope youre doing well

[@ymhfgtrtd7755]

18 minutes late? I’m worried Nadiv might actually meet Fed Smoker after Tom finds out

[@charliegraham6301]

As far as his job is concerned

[@joseiscool31]

You mean Hurk fed smoker is the car like night rider

[@toxikmusic_]

damn you were so close.. but now your fired bud..

[@VideoNozoki]

@@joseiscool31 : You couldn't have picked a more wrong example. Knight Rider (1982 TV series), the DRIVER of the car is Michael Knight. The show is named after the driver and owner of the company (not the car).

[@stuartbratby316]

Actually, the car was crushed, so Fedsmoker is in heaven, so you've all played yourself! Keep featherin it, brother

[@GeekFactor]

Best ... timing ... of the Manscaped ad ... EVER :D

[@hudsonhill4611]

Tim looking at Bruce when he is opening that first beer looks like his plot to ruin Brunt's liver function is going according to plan

[@DNARBNELLA]

53:45 to 53:48 = the most sincere (and hilarious) three seconds of this entire episode.

[@neighborbruce]

Tommy Bunz should switch up the vinyl display every once and a while! Interested to see what other LPs that chomo has

[@theorv29]

Second

[@TrollHunterxXx]

You know there’s some Billy Joel in there

[@onlyhereonceinlife]

I think he mentioned doing that

[@fernandocastro7220]

@@onlyhereonceinlife I believe he did. Native probably hasn't got to it

[@SomethingGamecatAdjacent]

Mostly Garth

[@gmunz360]

9:14 🤣🤣🤣 Crabel Drell Lastlit

[@Phillie.phresh]

I love that Bert thinks EVERYONE is watching this podcast. Every week is a new “I hope ______ is watching.” They probably aren’t but I hope they are too…

[@LocChicago5]

I loved the one story the most when he went to a restaurant like ya I know him give us the best table 😀 and they gave him the best best table and all this free food he was like ok ok ummmm I'm really a no body and the workers where like o we know your a no body but we are actually all fans of yours the owner has no idea who you are we had to beg him for this to happen but ya no one else has a clue who you are 😀 LOL bert and his wife and his friend tom and his wife ( not segura) in Hawaii

[@jessebrown1116]

Some people don't even know you can WATCH a podcast lol

[@user-kq6ju6hc1w]

You do know he's a comedian, right?

[@TrollHunterxXx]

Pitt is totally watching this

[@Rubixonfire]

Stylebender was

[@marilynmeyer3733]

Im ngl - Im a remote worker for two years now and love it. But this episode just gave me the heartwarming feeling of being in the office around guy coworkers talking about absolutely nothing. But eavesdropping for the laughs. Thanks u weirdos. Writing this comment as y’all are talking about disc golf. This is peak dude bro

[@bungiecoocoo]

Bert is the epitome of a big kid with adult money

[@donnadoes4757]

He's got that Big Kid Energy

[@WKRP187]

I'm so f.. n jealous of that fact too

[@Shovelman220]

He's doin it right. In my working class opinion.

[@osloconfidental1807]

exactly! Thats why i love him 😂

[@kanifalam7835]

The look on Tim's face when he says what's up with those beers, didn't you need one?🤣

[@kyleh6391]

Bert: navad, lets to a shot Navad: its a little early for me Tom: Ill do a shot with you, bert Navad: ok lets do it

[@bobbyknuckles6380]

Yeah its different when the boss approves. Nadav was on the clock, keeping it professional.

[@ConSMills]

He was trying to sabotage Nadavs workout for the day

[@Beunibster]

@@ConSMills And meal plan

[@jacbear6658]

🎶Burt and burt , burt and burt, burt talks alot and toms hangs… out, here’s what we call two burts and toms there🎶

[@matthewwoods2884]

Nadiv- “some war crimes” Bart- “poor crimes huh” Not even Tim notices Bart’s mistakes anymore Just realised he may even say “whore crimes”

[@sprytefox]

I heard "whore crimes" - he seemed very curious.

[@diaz6884]

tryhard comment..

[@jamesnaccarato-garufi5770]

slip of the tongue, when you get a chance to say "whore" you kinda want to right?

[@brianreid5891]

48:50 did anyone else notice Tom’s Southern accent right here? Lol “how did you DEAL with that?” Lmao i watched it 5 times.

[@nealallsup1834]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 I just went back and laughed my ass off

[@lbxwcem]

Bert might be the only Non professional athlete with CTE

[@charlestonw801st]

Hes definitely the first fat comedian to get CTE by drinking Tito's vodka mixed with kool aid and xanax that's for sure

[@joelav91]

@@charlestonw801st can't forget the fatty dead liver

[@Knight3434]

CTE happens with people in car crashes and armature sports. You could easily say there are 1000X more people have CTE that don’t play professional sports.

[@charlestonw801st]

@@Knight3434 it’s a joke bud 😆 flew over you head

[@yourmother3207]

@@Knight3434 everyone has CTE unless you're a frail pale computer programmer that goes outside 15 minutes a day

[@NathanNeufelder]

I cant tell if bert tells the same stories, or that I rewatching the same episodes.

[@3Tacos1coke]

A hundred percent.

[@davidsmith-pz3qg]

It's really impressive that Bert has made it through life so far without being diagnosed with ADHD

[@dexdrurglum]

I was going to say the same thing! He has literally every marker for it. From interrupting himself, falling in love with every single hobby imaginable, being easily addicted, loving sugar, only staying motivated by treats, etc

[@davidsmith-pz3qg]

@@dexdrurglum yeah. I have ADHD inattentive type, and I see so many similar traits in him. Id say he has combined type, being that he's so goddamned hyper.

[@davidsmith-pz3qg]

@@dexdrurglum also, don't forget his incessant interruptions. 😂

[@Biggestbank]

Adhd is bullshit

[@jonfollmar3809]

I was going to say the same thing but with autism

[@ashleydonniehanson8953]

Thanks for donating to the Trevor Project! We were at the show last night and we donated too!

[@robusto7735]

Bort...."I can wipe my ass really well.....I can really get in there". Monday content I didn't know I needed

[@CCCTTT3737]

Lol

[@mraBJJ33]

Big Jay wipes his ass more thoroughly and I'll stand by that

[@marycallahan7795]

Disc golf is helping his reach behind. Bert’s belly has never been bigger. He w we eggs 270

[@cyborgreality]

Timothy saying, "at my house in my GODDAMN swimming pool" really cracked me up

[@wonderboy7025]

Tom should DEFINITELY get a statue erected in the capital of Louisiana. I think they would love it

[@DakotaisBeast295101]

And build a wall around it 😂

[@haleyhennings9294]

Disc golf with a backpack of beer is so much fun

[@migs671]

The studio makes me feel like I’m shopping at shoe palace

[@andy2069]

How did nobody pick up on how Speedos social media team trolled him. They literally responded to his sponsorship request with, "sure, we'll sponsor you if you can beat one of the best swimmers who've ever lived."

[@imjustapancake3188]

Yeahhhh, Bert is a special kind of man.

[@scarymsmary]

Just going by what Bert said, they didn't specify that he had to race him in SWIMMING.

[@cmprodutions]

I wish Bert would make another movie so we could get some good guests on the show.

[@MichaelWutsch]

Imagine how bad The Machine movie is going to be

[@chrisd7309]

Agreed

[@aarondailey9562]

Best closing message by EVER!

[@getthebash9331]

Anyone who doesn't measure their weight loss by how well they can wipe their ass, isn't doing it right

[@WKRP187]

My man! 👍

[@snibb5756]

That was pretty good. Legit though, you can measure it by how easy you can put your shoes on. If you need to put your foot on your other knee to get them on, you know you're living life.

[@benvidales2586]

I'm not gonna lie had my first kid. Got fat. Never been fat my whole life. Lift, airborne, sports, run alot. I knew I had gotten fat cause I could feel my tits touch my stomach while bending forward. Changed my life

[@8thlvlMage]

I'm down 4 pounds from when I started a few weeks ago, and I gotta say wiping has already improved a lot. I didn't realize how good I had it when I was 30lb lighter lol.

[@gangusthemighty4180]

That by far was one of the best sign offs the show has ever had

[@issaghost2945]

I would love a cut of everytime Brent fumbles and stutters the beginning of his sentences.

[@jjhancock1590]

We would be seeing 15 minute compilations per episode lol

[@ianbevis701]

That’s every podcast fella

[@HeyThatsInteresting97]

Like Biden and trump lol

[@FedSmoker64]

Or a cut of everytime he repeats the same sentence back to back. It's like he forgets he is still in the process of saying it and starts again.

[@dakotalenzi7630]

That would be at least a 48 hour video….

[@dillbags809]

Love the Innova discgolf hoodie bert!

[@no_nosestill_close8010]

Never been more excited to see someone else’s birthday presents 😂

[@JJHewable]

The ending was great, I hope Todd buys Bruce his own country to rule.

[@anthonyzullo]

"Get Fd!" Absolutely agree with Tom lmao

[@joemiller1923]

Tom and Bert are the typical former high school athletes, Tom: looks back it fondly, but realizes he’s not that guy anymore and doesn’t want to be. Bert: thinks he would have gone pro if every one wasn’t against him and thinks he can still play.

[@jesswalton6094]

Oh, you mean one has an honest grasp on reality whereas the other one is still living with narcissistic, grandiose delusions?

[@Miodrag.Vukomanovic]

It's a bit.

[@MichaelWutsch]

@@Miodrag.Vukomanovic lol no it isn't, he's drinking on a podcast

[@BlakeT87]

Bert I swear to you we are just alike. “I don’t know why I get so addicted to things” I felt this deep in my soul. I’m especially addicted to new hobbies, all the time, I just wish I had more free time to pursue them.

[@onderon4125]

“I’m quitting drinking” literally 30 seconds later… “let’s take a shot” lmfao I fuckin love Bert

[@aportrayalofvengeance]

Oh wow in the first 5 minutes bert is watching footage of himself.

[@diaz6884]

It's cool that Dr. Evil is letting you use his lair as a set.

[@MoodyCleric]

I Thoroughly enjoyed this comment.

[@ajfarber4805]

Hell yea Disc golf! Keep it goin Brent!

[@bigwill-pn5xc]

Best ending to an episode in a long time. That was great.

[@mikerocket62]

Bert is 24/7 tapped-in, beautiful soul, who knew... Love you guys...

[@ItsJoKeZ]

Welcome to "Another Episode of Bert Drank so here's him talking about it"

[@moosicninja09]

“What game is this?” -Tom “It’s regular golf, with a frisbee.” -Bert Seems legit.

[@ryjoho2002]

Barely 10 minutes in and it's already obvious that Bert's word of the day is "Parameters"

[@chrisgarza23]

Dammit I just commented this lol you beat me imma go delete mine

[@josephnaylor4374]

Tom looks so evil after he asks about the beers like he is willing Bert to drink haha

[@mastergwaha]

the little devil on your shoulder style. thats classic tommy buns!

[@mollydavis5936]

My fav thing is when Tom is reading the advertisements and you can hear Bert trying not to laugh but failing😅

[@jessedrake5385]

The last minute of this podcast is absolutely gold and ultimately necessary

[@Tony99905]

Every time I see a new video pop up I'm happy because I know a new Bad Friends pod is coming soon.

[@elb7114]

Bad friends is way more entertaining

[@Betty-Boop809]

SAME. I already listened to it on Spotify but I’m anxiously waiting for it to drop on YT.

[@probablynot879]

I struggle to listen to a whole TB1C, so bad friends is normally a breath of fresh air

[@Betty-Boop809]

@@probablynot879 ME TOO. Bert is unbearable to me.

[@MetalHeadSippel]

Tom "When I see fear on someone's face it makes me happy" Segura

[@deemedmfg]

Bart: “I’m going to quit drinking” 5 mins later “Let’s take a shot.”

[@eastonsabina8608]

BERT the hoodie is awesome!

[@connoroleary4761]

They gotta bring a scale to one of these episodes because there is no way bert is less than 260

[@charlestonw801st]

60? have you seen videos of his promos for his tour? he looks 8 months pregnant there's no way he's less than like 275 plus he's a compulsive liar he lies about his weight more than anything he does lol bullshit he weighs 245 right now hahaha

[@aportrayalofvengeance]

He looks about 290 honestly

[@justin_la81]

Yeah he has seen 245 in a LOOOOOOONG time

[@pdderek]

I'm so happy to see you enjoying disc golf Bert!

[@Maskott15]

It's fun to see that Tom started a podcast with one of he's YMHP fans. Tom has always been nice to .... people

[@dieselg33k]

Tom's voice for Bert intersects with the voice he does for his kids. And now we know how Tom really sees Burnt

[@autosave5453]

Burt inches closer to becoming Steve Brule with every mispronunciation.

[@AndrewMarinoOfficial]

I’d never made a connection between Bart and Dr. Brule but this is incredibly accurate

[@Hako_sad]

The last 15 seconds is my favorite moment of all time

[@OriginLabR32]

That was my favorite outro ever - TWO BEARS RACING LETS GO!

[@unclepunch761]

BEST. ENDING. EVER.

[@Z28Blake]

This just touched my Monday morning through the fence. Also... "hot sauce is the best."

[@KidBaklava504]

The Bert Kreischer Triathlon: 50 meter freestyle, home run derby, disc golf round.

[@ssous206]

"When I see fear on someone's face, it makes me happier" - Tom 'G' Segura

[@jakeparkens3690]

Your show at Topeka was absolutely amazing to the point I’m hooked on shows. Anytime any of you guys comes to Kansas it’s not even a question. I’m going to go

[@thatguy5557123]

We gotta let Bert know he can put on a disc golf event, just contact the pdga bro anyone can

[@liamahern8197]

Turn it up Tom. Last 60 seconds of this pod was the best 2 bears in a long time.

[@kristenmcnulty460]

I realized watching this that Bert and Tom love men more than I do💀☠💀☠

[@jesusloa-pena5134]

One of the best episodes in a long time

[@dakotadad8835]

I became completely obsessed with disc golf a years ago, I would even go throw on my breaks from work can’t wait to get back into it

[@ryant390]

Hell yeah dude. Looking to get into it myself

[@mikephi24]

Brent bringing his mitt and cleats to pro sports games is hilariously on brand. 🤣

[@Menkii]

Bert’s stuttering is getting so bad lmao I think that alcohol is finally catching up to him

[@Frecklefart-90]

You know stuttering comes at the hands of mental illness as well as drinking, right? It's more than likely down to his paranoia and anxiety that he has the stuttering rather than the alcohol.

[@BBD-AITB]

It's more of an anxiety thing than alcohol.

[@andrewvanderpool5082]

The stuttering his anxiety induced undiagnosed adhd. Him shitting himself is endstage alcoholism.

[@ImInTheeEntry]

Its alcohol withdrawal trust me

[@BBD-AITB]

@@ImInTheeEntry that's a stupid sentence. To quote Doug Stanhope, an actual alcoholic, "Bert Kriescher is a mid-range drunk." He doesn't drink enough to have withdrawals in the morning, and stuttering is not a symptom of alcohol withdrawal in the first place. He'd be much, much more visibly affected if he were having withdrawals. Read a book, Lana.

[@mloveridge045]

The last 30 seconds are the best of both Bart and Tom both

[@Macandfam]

I was worried there wasn't an episode today I was fucking super bummed 😞 now I'm happy it's here and I can breath

[@lowlifegarage]

I just died. " we like to say disc in the community " that's like saying you ride a motorcycle but it's just a moped. 😂 love this podcast

[@archibaldcreep1]

Bert's delusions of grandeur are something to behold.

[@lasvegascrisis]

brent kristler and tod sugarer are absolutely hilarious

[@joebreakerx]

32:00 I feel like Tom almost hit his limit for Bert's ideas

[@jzam469]

I hope someone is making a graphic of donuts as the Olympic Rings for Bert

[@JeanVonnNiki]

Tim and Bert I love Bad friends

[@nathanstarke1691]

Thank you Bert for helping me start my weight loss journey. I thought I was doing well by adjusting my diet during a time I couldn't exercise. But after learning my waist has surpassed that of that legend himself claiming to have a size 38... I have taken the first steps to weight loss. Thank you for your support 🙏🏻 you're doing God's work.

[@Cowardlydabbling]

“I almost aced it”. Reality: he hits the ground and bounces 30 feet away… Oh Bert and his exaggerations.

[@kraigj7]

He's got that florida form down really well

[@Tayzle412]

Alcoholism induced denial and paranoia

[@tomisthinking]

New cameras in this studio are extra crispy, 10/10 would touch through the fence