Ep. 124 | 2 Bears, 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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It’s another episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave! Bert starts the episode off comparing himself to minor league and Olympian athletes. What a surprise! Do you think Bert could challenge Caeleb Dressel at swimming? Israel Adesanya at fighting? What if they were both drunk? Tom tries talking about the new Chevrolet Corvette, 2 Bears Racing, and his genuine love for other people’s fear, but Bert moves onto his favorite politician, Saparmurat Niyazov, talks about commissioning a statue of himself, and/or Tom Segura in pure bronze, and how excited he is for 2 Bears Racing!
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@CammyTrill
@CammyTrill 2 жыл бұрын
“I just burnt my tooth, that was so cold” - Bert Kreischer 2022
@Lauren_M855
@Lauren_M855 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂 This needs to be on a t-shirt. Or a yeti, because… Bert.
@HH-el8vp
@HH-el8vp 2 жыл бұрын
Technically, that is a true statement.
@leonardosawaya2428
@leonardosawaya2428 2 жыл бұрын
@@Lauren_M855 Filled with Kool-aid, Red obviously.
@joshlopez9056
@joshlopez9056 2 жыл бұрын
@@7scrib you do know you can be burned by the cold right?
@CammyTrill
@CammyTrill 2 жыл бұрын
@7scrib name the last time your typical soda caused an ice burn…i bet you’re reaallll fun at the parties 🙄
@mobuctze87
@mobuctze87 2 жыл бұрын
Burt is the only guy I know that says he’s doesn’t drink at work ever, EVER, ever. Yet continuously drinks on the podcast, admits to drinking for second shows in the same night, and said he needed real vodka when acting 😂 he literally drinks at all his workplaces
@DAVEJONEZ1
@DAVEJONEZ1 2 жыл бұрын
Lol brent doesn't work. I'm not hating but a comedian isn't a normal job being a drunk turdpile is part of his content.
@Eighty8percent
@Eighty8percent 2 жыл бұрын
@Dox KZbin Employees cool projection
@booyahinc
@booyahinc 2 жыл бұрын
@Dox KZbin Employees Trying to claim you are only speaking truth, after you told Dave Jones all kinds of things you couldn’t possibly know about him, is next level narcissism. Well done.
@zeroa69
@zeroa69 2 жыл бұрын
@@DAVEJONEZ1 other then Rogan and ymhs podcoasts Brent has hands down been the most active comedian in the game since the rona lockdowns started. Hes damn near nonstop with pumping out content. He wakes up and works out then promotes the shit out of his name on insta etc.. Then makes a bunch of podcasts. Hes still doing stand up everywhere with his drive through setup. Made a netflix show then made a fucking movie right after... But no hes just a lazy pos and nothing elae
@AtomicSniper22
@AtomicSniper22 2 жыл бұрын
Dox KZbin Employees hey man i think you could be a comedian if you really gave it your all
@turntsnaco2878
@turntsnaco2878 2 жыл бұрын
14:10 “If Caleb Dressel saw me swimming he’d be like ‘Oh you swam’.” - Burnt Krystals, 2022
@kennybuttons1763
@kennybuttons1763 Жыл бұрын
God this makes me happy.
@daegiovanni5864
@daegiovanni5864 Жыл бұрын
Bert's absolute stroke at 9:15 and Tom's resultant laughter absolutely _slays_ me, holy shit. he's basically Dr. Steve Brule...
@MrMeowTheSecond
@MrMeowTheSecond 9 ай бұрын
This may be the only time “resultant” and “slay” have been used in the same sentence in a KZbin comment. 🎉
@daegiovanni5864
@daegiovanni5864 9 ай бұрын
@@MrMeowTheSecond I was really doing inspired work, back then...
@SperaSF
@SperaSF 2 жыл бұрын
Bart "I'm quitting drinking" Tim "heh, ok" Brent "O'Malley, let's do a shot"
@graffaficionado
@graffaficionado 2 жыл бұрын
Bart every single day for the last 12 years: “I’m quitting drinking” Tim: “heh, ok”
@bound2musik
@bound2musik 2 жыл бұрын
1:21:05 This is the GREATEST ending to a podcast of all times!!! Tom's rant at the end is amazing!! And Bert screaming "We're F*cking OUTLIERS!!" 👏👏👏😂🤣😂☠️☠️☠️☠️
@user-mw7ll9lb5v
@user-mw7ll9lb5v 2 жыл бұрын
Dude so good
@marcusjohnson269
@marcusjohnson269 2 жыл бұрын
Bert holding his shirt up saying "I do this for a living" was awesome 😂😂😂😂
@matthewannis2593
@matthewannis2593 2 жыл бұрын
I hope I'm alive - brent
@mattgrisham9058
@mattgrisham9058 2 жыл бұрын
They need to go this hard at the end of every show from now on
@Neimonster
@Neimonster 2 жыл бұрын
@@mattgrisham9058 Tequila pit stop
@duncankimsey2245
@duncankimsey2245 2 жыл бұрын
"I could use a service animal right now." Is a quote I will use frequently
@mtippy6845
@mtippy6845 2 жыл бұрын
Burger: I'm going to quit drinking. Turbo Todd: heyeah.
@bendempster86
@bendempster86 2 жыл бұрын
burger lol
@Chillllllbruh
@Chillllllbruh 2 жыл бұрын
Tom's true form comes out during the easy manipulation of Burt. His true face revealed. I love it 👍
@jh_paperman
@jh_paperman 2 жыл бұрын
I got the screenshot of this face
@Kwestdaroc4
@Kwestdaroc4 2 жыл бұрын
“You wanna see perfect form??”
@chobblegobbler2536
@chobblegobbler2536 2 жыл бұрын
“Oh I think you might surprise him in the fight”
@omahamercenary7941
@omahamercenary7941 2 жыл бұрын
When he said what's up with those beers while Bert forgot then the smile cause he knows Bert is going to get sloshed I love it!
@Chillllllbruh
@Chillllllbruh 2 жыл бұрын
@@omahamercenary7941 That's the moment but the smile and evil look is definitely satisfaction at his manipulation. He is the puppet master.
@gamblerizzo7468
@gamblerizzo7468 2 жыл бұрын
FSU graduate here: a statue of Bert outside of potbelly's would the funniest thing I ever saw.
@stephenkolman5727
@stephenkolman5727 2 жыл бұрын
The FSU hat behind him helps me put up with him.
@CallMeSticky
@CallMeSticky 2 жыл бұрын
Go Canes (:
@HypnotizeAmerica
@HypnotizeAmerica 2 жыл бұрын
Tommy is like the older brother giving the younger brother all the tools he needs to get himself into trouble. Look how happy he is when Bert talks about sparring and he reassures Bert how good he's going to be. Then he has him drink beers and talk more shit. Amazing that Bert goes for it every time.
@chrisludwig7964
@chrisludwig7964 2 жыл бұрын
Codependency is real.
@donny7575
@donny7575 2 жыл бұрын
@@chrisludwig7964 and it’s great for comedy
@8thlvlMage
@8thlvlMage 2 жыл бұрын
That's the show's brand though. As much shit as I wanna give Bert, they've gotta be aware.
@AssClappicus
@AssClappicus 2 жыл бұрын
The funny thing is, the better the fighter, the safer Bert is, because a truly good fighter knows exactly how much force to use without hurting you, and knows when to pull back.
@hewitttt
@hewitttt 2 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I feel like we are going into a Demolition Man style future where everything is owned by the 2 Bears Corporation
@jamesvint8623
@jamesvint8623 2 жыл бұрын
I'm content with them winning the podcast wars.
@cowperm
@cowperm 2 жыл бұрын
I'll see you at taco bell
@andrewvanderpool5082
@andrewvanderpool5082 2 жыл бұрын
I'm ok with this
@beeksunreal
@beeksunreal 2 жыл бұрын
@@cowperm unless its the european version they make um all pizza hut..
@alexjordan9370
@alexjordan9370 2 жыл бұрын
Bert will finally get to replace Leann with Sandra Bullock.
@MarioGonzalez-yq3gw
@MarioGonzalez-yq3gw 2 жыл бұрын
BURNT: "I DON'T RESPECT SWIMMING" ALSO BURNT: "I asked Speedo for a sponsorship.."
@Brandon-mp5kk
@Brandon-mp5kk 2 жыл бұрын
Bert - "Let's do a shot." Nadav - "Little early in the morning for me-" Tom- "I'll do one with you." Nadav- "-Okay let's do it."
@omahamercenary7941
@omahamercenary7941 2 жыл бұрын
Nadav said okay it before Tom did if you listen closely
@derrickjohnson9692
@derrickjohnson9692 Жыл бұрын
If the boss drinks first then you can drink!
@IrLosin
@IrLosin Жыл бұрын
@@derrickjohnson9692 A man of the world I see.
@MrMickaloden
@MrMickaloden 2 жыл бұрын
Tom talking Bert up against Izzy is gold 🤣
@michaelmicoleleelecroy8627
@michaelmicoleleelecroy8627 2 жыл бұрын
"Don't you wish they'd add another month so you don't age as fast." The American Karl Pilkington strikes again.
@ENigma-um8zw
@ENigma-um8zw 2 жыл бұрын
Karl Pilkington is like Albert Einstein compared to Bert, I’d love to see Two Idiots Abroad tho now lol
@minority86
@minority86 2 жыл бұрын
Make a new season where bert tags along it will be the perfect balance with Berts upbeat personality clashing with Karls moaning
@watchinboats
@watchinboats 2 жыл бұрын
I thought this Bertism through and it kind of makes sense granted that your year total would not be as high as a 12 month system.... damn.. Brent strikes again
@death4904
@death4904 2 жыл бұрын
I would love them two on a one off podcast....come on.........
@yourmother3207
@yourmother3207 2 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo
@ian-sauer
@ian-sauer 2 жыл бұрын
Tom’s laugh after Bert says “Crable Drel Leslel” instead of Caleb Dressler
@TamairaElise
@TamairaElise 2 жыл бұрын
This really threw me for a loop because I went to high school with a kid named Caleb Dressler and he was a freak athlete, but he was a basketball player. For a moment before they pulled his picture up I was like ...there is no fuckin way. Then I saw the photo and the guy was hot and I was like That is definitely NOT the Caleb I went to school with. He was ugly.
@shugrin8096
@shugrin8096 2 жыл бұрын
@@TamairaElise damn y you gotta burn other caleb like that. free my man
@osloconfidental1807
@osloconfidental1807 2 жыл бұрын
@@shugrin8096 😂😂 free my brudda Caleb
@aidenlav
@aidenlav 2 жыл бұрын
@@TamairaElise this comment threw me through a loop 💀
@wmike145
@wmike145 2 жыл бұрын
@@TamairaElise Nobody: Tamaira: "You ugly as hell Caleb!"
@DNARBNELLA
@DNARBNELLA Жыл бұрын
53:45 to 53:48 = the most sincere (and hilarious) three seconds of this entire episode.
@buckeyegirl16
@buckeyegirl16 Жыл бұрын
Someone needs to create a compilation of Bert's outrageous athletic claims...that would be hilarious 🤣
@hudsonhill4611
@hudsonhill4611 2 жыл бұрын
Tim looking at Bruce when he is opening that first beer looks like his plot to ruin Brunt's liver function is going according to plan
@ymhfgtrtd7755
@ymhfgtrtd7755 2 жыл бұрын
18 minutes late? I’m worried Nadiv might actually meet Fed Smoker after Tom finds out
@charliegraham6301
@charliegraham6301 2 жыл бұрын
As far as his job is concerned
@joseiscool31
@joseiscool31 2 жыл бұрын
You mean Hurk fed smoker is the car like night rider
@toxikmusic_
@toxikmusic_ 2 жыл бұрын
damn you were so close.. but now your fired bud..
@VideoNozoki
@VideoNozoki 2 жыл бұрын
@@joseiscool31 : You couldn't have picked a more wrong example. Knight Rider (1982 TV series), the DRIVER of the car is Michael Knight. The show is named after the driver and owner of the company (not the car).
@stuartbratby316
@stuartbratby316 2 жыл бұрын
Actually, the car was crushed, so Fedsmoker is in heaven, so you've all played yourself! Keep featherin it, brother
@brianreid5891
@brianreid5891 2 жыл бұрын
48:50 did anyone else notice Tom’s Southern accent right here? Lol “how did you DEAL with that?” Lmao i watched it 5 times.
@nealallsup1834
@nealallsup1834 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂 I just went back and laughed my ass off
@dillbags809
@dillbags809 2 жыл бұрын
Love the Innova discgolf hoodie bert!
@matthewwoods2884
@matthewwoods2884 2 жыл бұрын
Nadiv- “some war crimes” Bart- “poor crimes huh” Not even Tim notices Bart’s mistakes anymore Just realised he may even say “whore crimes”
@sprytefox
@sprytefox 2 жыл бұрын
I heard "whore crimes" - he seemed very curious.
@diaz6884
@diaz6884 2 жыл бұрын
tryhard comment..
@jamesnaccarato-garufi5770
@jamesnaccarato-garufi5770 2 жыл бұрын
slip of the tongue, when you get a chance to say "whore" you kinda want to right?
@kyleh6391
@kyleh6391 2 жыл бұрын
Bert: navad, lets to a shot Navad: its a little early for me Tom: Ill do a shot with you, bert Navad: ok lets do it
@bobbyknuckles6380
@bobbyknuckles6380 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah its different when the boss approves. Nadav was on the clock, keeping it professional.
@ConSMills
@ConSMills 2 жыл бұрын
He was trying to sabotage Nadavs workout for the day
@Neimonster
@Neimonster 2 жыл бұрын
@@ConSMills And meal plan
@kanifalam7835
@kanifalam7835 2 жыл бұрын
The look on Tim's face when he says what's up with those beers, didn't you need one?🤣
@stonesfromthesky
@stonesfromthesky 2 жыл бұрын
Oh wow in the first 5 minutes bert is watching footage of himself.
@Phillie.phresh
@Phillie.phresh 2 жыл бұрын
I love that Bert thinks EVERYONE is watching this podcast. Every week is a new “I hope ______ is watching.” They probably aren’t but I hope they are too…
@LocChicago5
@LocChicago5 2 жыл бұрын
I loved the one story the most when he went to a restaurant like ya I know him give us the best table 😀 and they gave him the best best table and all this free food he was like ok ok ummmm I'm really a no body and the workers where like o we know your a no body but we are actually all fans of yours the owner has no idea who you are we had to beg him for this to happen but ya no one else has a clue who you are 😀 LOL bert and his wife and his friend tom and his wife ( not segura) in Hawaii
@jessebrown1116
@jessebrown1116 2 жыл бұрын
Some people don't even know you can WATCH a podcast lol
@user-kq6ju6hc1w
@user-kq6ju6hc1w 2 жыл бұрын
You do know he's a comedian, right?
@TrollHunterxXx
@TrollHunterxXx 2 жыл бұрын
Pitt is totally watching this
@Rubixonfire
@Rubixonfire 2 жыл бұрын
Stylebender was
@Ashmatthewsmusic
@Ashmatthewsmusic 2 жыл бұрын
That was the BEST ending to any podcast episode I've ever seen.
@milesmccue9388
@milesmccue9388 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@bruce3299
@bruce3299 2 жыл бұрын
It was fantastic but they didn’t say I love you to each other. It’s a sad day when Tom doesn’t follow proto.
@c.white86
@c.white86 2 жыл бұрын
Came here to say this!
@jamesnaccarato-garufi5770
@jamesnaccarato-garufi5770 2 жыл бұрын
Tom FTMFW
@BlakeT87
@BlakeT87 2 жыл бұрын
Bert I swear to you we are just alike. “I don’t know why I get so addicted to things” I felt this deep in my soul. I’m especially addicted to new hobbies, all the time, I just wish I had more free time to pursue them.
@MetalHeadSippel
@MetalHeadSippel 2 жыл бұрын
Tom "When I see fear on someone's face it makes me happy" Segura
@neighborbruce
@neighborbruce 2 жыл бұрын
Tommy Bunz should switch up the vinyl display every once and a while! Interested to see what other LPs that chomo has
@theorv29
@theorv29 2 жыл бұрын
Second
@TrollHunterxXx
@TrollHunterxXx 2 жыл бұрын
You know there’s some Billy Joel in there
@onlyhereonceinlife
@onlyhereonceinlife 2 жыл бұрын
I think he mentioned doing that
@fernandocastro7220
@fernandocastro7220 2 жыл бұрын
@@onlyhereonceinlife I believe he did. Native probably hasn't got to it
@SomethingGamecatAdjacent
@SomethingGamecatAdjacent 2 жыл бұрын
Mostly Garth
@bungiecoocoo
@bungiecoocoo 2 жыл бұрын
Bert is the epitome of a big kid with adult money
@donnadoes4757
@donnadoes4757 2 жыл бұрын
He's got that Big Kid Energy
@WKRP187
@WKRP187 2 жыл бұрын
I'm so f.. n jealous of that fact too
@Shovelman220
@Shovelman220 2 жыл бұрын
He's doin it right. In my working class opinion.
@osloconfidental1807
@osloconfidental1807 2 жыл бұрын
exactly! Thats why i love him 😂
@cyborgreality
@cyborgreality Жыл бұрын
Timothy saying, "at my house in my GODDAMN swimming pool" really cracked me up
@chungusmcnungus4667
@chungusmcnungus4667 2 жыл бұрын
I wanted to thank you guys at ymh because throughout the last 6 months I’ve been dealing with my dad having cancer and me and my mom being the main people to take care of him and I appreciate all the good times you have brought to me when it was hardest and for that I thank you 10000% because dealing with someone you love having cancer especially dealing with it as a teenager will affect you it already has changed my perspective on so many different things.
@crystalbethseizetheday8669
@crystalbethseizetheday8669 2 жыл бұрын
I’m so sorry you’re going through this. Please know it’s important and ok for you to take time to look after yourself too. Reach out if you need to talk to somebody. Sending so much love your way to your family.
@chungusmcnungus4667
@chungusmcnungus4667 2 жыл бұрын
@@crystalbethseizetheday8669 thanks for the support, luckily my dad just beat his cancer 🤙🤙🤙 and is recovering
@7Kiddo
@7Kiddo 2 жыл бұрын
@@chungusmcnungus4667 im really glad to see that. hope youre doing well
@wonderboy7025
@wonderboy7025 2 жыл бұрын
Tom should DEFINITELY get a statue erected in the capital of Louisiana. I think they would love it
@DakotaisBeast295101
@DakotaisBeast295101 2 жыл бұрын
And build a wall around it 😂
@lbxwcem
@lbxwcem 2 жыл бұрын
Bert might be the only Non professional athlete with CTE
@charlestonw801st
@charlestonw801st 2 жыл бұрын
Hes definitely the first fat comedian to get CTE by drinking Tito's vodka mixed with kool aid and xanax that's for sure
@joelav91
@joelav91 2 жыл бұрын
@@charlestonw801st can't forget the fatty dead liver
@Knight3434
@Knight3434 2 жыл бұрын
CTE happens with people in car crashes and armature sports. You could easily say there are 1000X more people have CTE that don’t play professional sports.
@charlestonw801st
@charlestonw801st 2 жыл бұрын
@@Knight3434 it’s a joke bud 😆 flew over you head
@yourmother3207
@yourmother3207 2 жыл бұрын
@@Knight3434 everyone has CTE unless you're a frail pale computer programmer that goes outside 15 minutes a day
@NathanNeufelder
@NathanNeufelder Жыл бұрын
I cant tell if bert tells the same stories, or that I rewatching the same episodes.
@3Tacos1coke
@3Tacos1coke Жыл бұрын
A hundred percent.
@andy2069
@andy2069 2 жыл бұрын
How did nobody pick up on how Speedos social media team trolled him. They literally responded to his sponsorship request with, "sure, we'll sponsor you if you can beat one of the best swimmers who've ever lived."
@imjustapancake3188
@imjustapancake3188 2 жыл бұрын
Yeahhhh, Bert is a special kind of man.
@scarymsmary
@scarymsmary 2 жыл бұрын
Just going by what Bert said, they didn't specify that he had to race him in SWIMMING.
@cmprodutions
@cmprodutions 2 жыл бұрын
I wish Bert would make another movie so we could get some good guests on the show.
@MichaelWutsch
@MichaelWutsch 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine how bad The Machine movie is going to be
@chrisd7309
@chrisd7309 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@davidsmith-pz3qg
@davidsmith-pz3qg 2 жыл бұрын
It's really impressive that Bert has made it through life so far without being diagnosed with ADHD
@dexdrurglum
@dexdrurglum 2 жыл бұрын
I was going to say the same thing! He has literally every marker for it. From interrupting himself, falling in love with every single hobby imaginable, being easily addicted, loving sugar, only staying motivated by treats, etc
@davidsmith-pz3qg
@davidsmith-pz3qg 2 жыл бұрын
@@dexdrurglum yeah. I have ADHD inattentive type, and I see so many similar traits in him. Id say he has combined type, being that he's so goddamned hyper.
@davidsmith-pz3qg
@davidsmith-pz3qg 2 жыл бұрын
@@dexdrurglum also, don't forget his incessant interruptions. 😂
@Biggestbank
@Biggestbank 2 жыл бұрын
Adhd is bullshit
@jonfollmar3809
@jonfollmar3809 2 жыл бұрын
I was going to say the same thing but with autism
@gangusthemighty4180
@gangusthemighty4180 2 жыл бұрын
That by far was one of the best sign offs the show has ever had
@mikerocket62
@mikerocket62 Жыл бұрын
Bert is 24/7 tapped-in, beautiful soul, who knew... Love you guys...
@robusto7735
@robusto7735 2 жыл бұрын
Bort...."I can wipe my ass really well.....I can really get in there". Monday content I didn't know I needed
@CCCTTT3737
@CCCTTT3737 2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@mraBJJ33
@mraBJJ33 2 жыл бұрын
Big Jay wipes his ass more thoroughly and I'll stand by that
@marycallahan7795
@marycallahan7795 2 жыл бұрын
Disc golf is helping his reach behind. Bert’s belly has never been bigger. He w we eggs 270
@onderon4125
@onderon4125 2 жыл бұрын
“I’m quitting drinking” literally 30 seconds later… “let’s take a shot” lmfao I fuckin love Bert
@marilynmeyer3733
@marilynmeyer3733 2 жыл бұрын
Im ngl - Im a remote worker for two years now and love it. But this episode just gave me the heartwarming feeling of being in the office around guy coworkers talking about absolutely nothing. But eavesdropping for the laughs. Thanks u weirdos. Writing this comment as y’all are talking about disc golf. This is peak dude bro
@ashleydonniehanson8953
@ashleydonniehanson8953 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for donating to the Trevor Project! We were at the show last night and we donated too!
@joemiller1923
@joemiller1923 2 жыл бұрын
Tom and Bert are the typical former high school athletes, Tom: looks back it fondly, but realizes he’s not that guy anymore and doesn’t want to be. Bert: thinks he would have gone pro if every one wasn’t against him and thinks he can still play.
@jesswalton6094
@jesswalton6094 2 жыл бұрын
Oh, you mean one has an honest grasp on reality whereas the other one is still living with narcissistic, grandiose delusions?
@Miodrag.Vukomanovic
@Miodrag.Vukomanovic 2 жыл бұрын
It's a bit.
@MichaelWutsch
@MichaelWutsch 2 жыл бұрын
@@Miodrag.Vukomanovic lol no it isn't, he's drinking on a podcast
@diaz6884
@diaz6884 2 жыл бұрын
It's cool that Dr. Evil is letting you use his lair as a set.
@MoodyCleric
@MoodyCleric 2 жыл бұрын
I Thoroughly enjoyed this comment.
@OriginLabR32
@OriginLabR32 2 жыл бұрын
That was my favorite outro ever - TWO BEARS RACING LETS GO!
@pdderek
@pdderek 2 жыл бұрын
I'm so happy to see you enjoying disc golf Bert!
@ItsJoKeZ
@ItsJoKeZ 2 жыл бұрын
Welcome to "Another Episode of Bert Drank so here's him talking about it"
@thismothafuckasaid7304
@thismothafuckasaid7304 2 жыл бұрын
Guessing Bert's childhood friends did NOT call him out on bragging??!!.. otherwise he'd never seriously say "Wanna see my perfect form?"
@MaxR52
@MaxR52 2 жыл бұрын
That’s Barnt’s super power, he never listens
@randomperson9460
@randomperson9460 2 жыл бұрын
Some people grow up like that. I’m not complaining tho, shit is hysterical 😭
@yumbonumbo3847
@yumbonumbo3847 2 жыл бұрын
That's called being the kid with the parents who pay for things
@JJHewable
@JJHewable 2 жыл бұрын
The ending was great, I hope Todd buys Bruce his own country to rule.
@anthonyzullo
@anthonyzullo 2 жыл бұрын
"Get Fd!" Absolutely agree with Tom lmao
@josephnaylor4374
@josephnaylor4374 2 жыл бұрын
Tom looks so evil after he asks about the beers like he is willing Bert to drink haha
@mastergwaha
@mastergwaha Жыл бұрын
the little devil on your shoulder style. thats classic tommy buns!
@no_nosestill_close8010
@no_nosestill_close8010 2 жыл бұрын
Never been more excited to see someone else’s birthday presents 😂
@Tony99905
@Tony99905 2 жыл бұрын
Every time I see a new video pop up I'm happy because I know a new Bad Friends pod is coming soon.
@elb7114
@elb7114 2 жыл бұрын
Bad friends is way more entertaining
@Betty-Boop809
@Betty-Boop809 2 жыл бұрын
SAME. I already listened to it on Spotify but I’m anxiously waiting for it to drop on YT.
@probablynot879
@probablynot879 2 жыл бұрын
I struggle to listen to a whole TB1C, so bad friends is normally a breath of fresh air
@Betty-Boop809
@Betty-Boop809 2 жыл бұрын
@@probablynot879 ME TOO. Bert is unbearable to me.
@det.caribou7405
@det.caribou7405 2 жыл бұрын
Forget a Speedo sponsorship Burt, Budswisser needs a good Clydesdale for there next commercial 👍
@error404blah
@error404blah 2 жыл бұрын
That ending!!!! Made me loves these guys even more!
@kristenmcnulty460
@kristenmcnulty460 2 жыл бұрын
I realized watching this that Bert and Tom love men more than I do💀☠💀☠
@ryjoho2002
@ryjoho2002 2 жыл бұрын
Barely 10 minutes in and it's already obvious that Bert's word of the day is "Parameters"
@chrisgarza23
@chrisgarza23 2 жыл бұрын
Dammit I just commented this lol you beat me imma go delete mine
@jessedrake5385
@jessedrake5385 2 жыл бұрын
The last minute of this podcast is absolutely gold and ultimately necessary
@dieselg33k
@dieselg33k 2 жыл бұрын
Tom's voice for Bert intersects with the voice he does for his kids. And now we know how Tom really sees Burnt
@ssous206
@ssous206 2 жыл бұрын
"When I see fear on someone's face, it makes me happier" - Tom 'G' Segura
@mollydavis5936
@mollydavis5936 2 жыл бұрын
My fav thing is when Tom is reading the advertisements and you can hear Bert trying not to laugh but failing😅
@deemedmfg
@deemedmfg 2 жыл бұрын
Bart: “I’m going to quit drinking” 5 mins later “Let’s take a shot.”
@jakeparkens3690
@jakeparkens3690 2 жыл бұрын
Your show at Topeka was absolutely amazing to the point I’m hooked on shows. Anytime any of you guys comes to Kansas it’s not even a question. I’m going to go
@vyrnmn
@vyrnmn 2 жыл бұрын
9:17 Tom's laugh here is brilliant.
@LukeT84
@LukeT84 2 жыл бұрын
Whenever I see the notification for two bears come up my first thought is always “I wonder if Bert will look like he’s in his final weeks or looks healthy for Bert?” When I say healthy for Bert, I mean in his final couple of years.
@WKRP187
@WKRP187 2 жыл бұрын
Crazy thing is he'll probably outlive almost every commentor on here. Mickey Mantle gene is for real
@loganschmidt1299
@loganschmidt1299 2 жыл бұрын
@@WKRP187 inositol Jp in
@michaelmicoleleelecroy8627
@michaelmicoleleelecroy8627 2 жыл бұрын
How many Pilk Boys follow Bert? I just dropped a comment about KP and then noticed your picture haha
@giantturd5157
@giantturd5157 2 жыл бұрын
Too wordy
@romanalvarez12496
@romanalvarez12496 2 жыл бұрын
Man Bert! Ive been with two bears since the beginning and you don’t know how happy it makes me to see you into disc golf because that’s been with me since I was 15. Love it man.
@CinCity29
@CinCity29 2 жыл бұрын
11:08 these are always my favorite parts of the show when bert says something so fuckin obvious and toms just like no shit
@thatguy5557123
@thatguy5557123 2 жыл бұрын
We gotta let Bert know he can put on a disc golf event, just contact the pdga bro anyone can
@richardwaller4223
@richardwaller4223 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah disk golf is the best. 🤣
@scrolldier
@scrolldier 2 жыл бұрын
2bears racing! Love it!
@kaptinKuba
@kaptinKuba 2 жыл бұрын
The ending had me rolling on the floor dying omg. WE ARE OUTLIERS
@Z28Blake
@Z28Blake 2 жыл бұрын
This just touched my Monday morning through the fence. Also... "hot sauce is the best."
@Maskott15
@Maskott15 2 жыл бұрын
It's fun to see that Tom started a podcast with one of he's YMHP fans. Tom has always been nice to .... people
@haleyhennings9294
@haleyhennings9294 2 жыл бұрын
Disc golf with a backpack of beer is so much fun
@GeekFactor
@GeekFactor 2 жыл бұрын
Best ... timing ... of the Manscaped ad ... EVER :D
@issaghost2945
@issaghost2945 2 жыл бұрын
I would love a cut of everytime Brent fumbles and stutters the beginning of his sentences.
@jjhancock1590
@jjhancock1590 2 жыл бұрын
We would be seeing 15 minute compilations per episode lol
@ianbevis701
@ianbevis701 2 жыл бұрын
That’s every podcast fella
@HeyThatsInteresting97
@HeyThatsInteresting97 2 жыл бұрын
Like Biden and trump lol
@FedSmoker64
@FedSmoker64 2 жыл бұрын
Or a cut of everytime he repeats the same sentence back to back. It's like he forgets he is still in the process of saying it and starts again.
@dakotalenzi7630
@dakotalenzi7630 2 жыл бұрын
That would be at least a 48 hour video….
@migs671
@migs671 2 жыл бұрын
The studio makes me feel like I’m shopping at shoe palace
@Hako_sad
@Hako_sad 2 жыл бұрын
The last 15 seconds is my favorite moment of all time
@KidBaklava504
@KidBaklava504 2 жыл бұрын
The Bert Kreischer Triathlon: 50 meter freestyle, home run derby, disc golf round.
@connoroleary4761
@connoroleary4761 2 жыл бұрын
They gotta bring a scale to one of these episodes because there is no way bert is less than 260
@charlestonw801st
@charlestonw801st 2 жыл бұрын
60? have you seen videos of his promos for his tour? he looks 8 months pregnant there's no way he's less than like 275 plus he's a compulsive liar he lies about his weight more than anything he does lol bullshit he weighs 245 right now hahaha
@stonesfromthesky
@stonesfromthesky 2 жыл бұрын
He looks about 290 honestly
@justin_la81
@justin_la81 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah he has seen 245 in a LOOOOOOONG time
@bigwill-pn5xc
@bigwill-pn5xc 2 жыл бұрын
Best ending to an episode in a long time. That was great.
@jesusloa-pena5134
@jesusloa-pena5134 2 жыл бұрын
One of the best episodes in a long time
@dcelectric6689
@dcelectric6689 2 жыл бұрын
1:07:43 Bert makes his best impression of a Walrus fighting over the scraps.
@dakotadad8835
@dakotadad8835 2 жыл бұрын
I became completely obsessed with disc golf a years ago, I would even go throw on my breaks from work can’t wait to get back into it
@ryant390
@ryant390 2 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah dude. Looking to get into it myself
@iNelsonn_
@iNelsonn_ 2 жыл бұрын
Look forward to these every Monday morning.
@aarondailey9562
@aarondailey9562 2 жыл бұрын
Best closing message by EVER!
@michaelphillips4695
@michaelphillips4695 2 жыл бұрын
Brent bringing his mitt and cleats to pro sports games is hilariously on brand. 🤣
@autosave5453
@autosave5453 2 жыл бұрын
Burt inches closer to becoming Steve Brule with every mispronunciation.
@AndrewMarinoOfficial
@AndrewMarinoOfficial 2 жыл бұрын
I’d never made a connection between Bart and Dr. Brule but this is incredibly accurate
@JeanVonnNiki
@JeanVonnNiki 2 жыл бұрын
Tim and Bert I love Bad friends
@jorden7994
@jorden7994 2 жыл бұрын
I'm so excited for this gift. This show is the best.
@tomisthinking
@tomisthinking 2 жыл бұрын
New cameras in this studio are extra crispy, 10/10 would touch through the fence
@Mac-qi1po
@Mac-qi1po 2 жыл бұрын
I was worried there wasn't an episode today I was fucking super bummed 😞 now I'm happy it's here and I can breath
@JJR0SS
@JJR0SS 2 жыл бұрын
Been a bert fan for a couple years but the innova hoodie pushed it to a new level. Would love to play a round with him. Disc golf is super fun and addicting.
@Midnight-qz7fe
@Midnight-qz7fe 2 жыл бұрын
I have no word’s for how much I enjoyed this episode. The ending was 🤌
@cm9144
@cm9144 2 жыл бұрын
9:10 was the funniest shit I’ve ever heard in my life. Bert has to be soo hungover. Caleb, Caleb Drexler... Cable Dry Leslie. 😂😂
@daegiovanni5864
@daegiovanni5864 Жыл бұрын
I'm just now seeing this, sorry I'm hella late... Tom's laugh made me laugh even harder... wtf, Bert...
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