The Bears Are Back | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 212

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Welcome back to another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave. This week, Bert and Tom are back in the studio for some much needed catching up! They discuss Bert's new healthy habits and then immediately try out nicotine pouches. Tom shares a story about why he's the "Master of Finding Missing Items" and Bert recollects all the cruise ship insanity from "Fully Loaded at Sea". The bears also talk about Bert's "new girlfriend", not getting enough credit for good deeds, dark algorithms on Instagram, life advice from jacked dudes, taking Tom Segura's family on adventures, and Bert's crush on Josh Hartnett!
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KZbin Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:02:08 - Looking Good & Feeling Good
00:06:24 - Getting Into Zyn & Trying Rogue
00:11:33 - Healthy Enough To Keep Drinking
00:15:59 - Tom Is The Master Of Finding Missing Items
00:20:45 - Not Getting Enough Credit For Good Deeds
00:25:59 - Nominated For Top Comedy Tour By Pollstar
00:30:51 - Golden Globes Are Coming Up
00:36:25 - Florida Things & Cruise Stories
00:43:16 - Karaoke Was A Hit
00:48:44 - Going On Vacation
00:50:26 - Alcohol Is A High School Girlfriend
00:55:18 - Dark Instagram Algorithms
00:59:28 - Life Advice From Jacked Dudes
01:05:33 - Taking Adventures With Charo
01:09:24 - Guest Bears
01:16:11 - Bert Loves Josh Hartnett

[@PudgeJr]

Can’t wait to hear what these two were doing 2 months ago

[@TimMiller76]

On Christmas they’ll post the thanksgiving episode

[@Knullspace]

This is a fantastic comment!

[@Trashtrashtrashhh]

😂

[@TransformXRED]

The purse story happened last week. Tom posted about it on his ig stories, same for the woman who lost her purse. And he wears the same jacket and shirt as when he was at the airport too... Can't get fresher than that.

[@theforcer1762]

How burt was doing you mean

[@euancampbell1]

Tom gettting Bert at the healthiest hes been in a long time and immediately getting him hooked on another substance is truly hilarious.

[@lindaohanraha-hanrahan2817]

Right?! And thanks Tom for fueling Bert up for the podcast. He’s usually so quiet.🙃🤓

[@k45ink87]

I recently quit pouches and these mfers made me so close to going back

[@spyhydro7019]

Tom doesn't like bert at all

[@Joe-ie4uf]

Hes not sober and that definitely was an ad.

[@E-Nigma_]

@@Joe-ie4ufYou get it.

[@TendoTheDude]

These two really need a podcast together

[@avatucc2684]

This comment is not getting the recognition it deserves😂

[@JimmyChangE16]

Why this is starting to suck

[@sarapenke8421]

😂

[@LeMoistQunt]

You really need a reevaluation of your humour

[@BWeezie405]

@@LeMoistQuntfor sure they do

[@shawngibbons9648]

Shane Gillis by far has the best special of the year

[@dennissimons339]

His Austin special was better IMO. I think Normand's new one is better than Shane's

[@francescaerreia8859]

It sucked hard man. I really enjoyed his first special but damn was this years a major disappointment of unfunniness

[@chucklefizz]

I thought it was hilarious. Ari’s ‘Jew’ might have been better tho

[@francescaerreia8859]

@@chucklefizz Jew is a work of art

[@dennissimons339]

Jew is the special of the year for sure

[@Tony_YT]

“I was in great shape.” “You were A shape…” 😂😂😂

[@grahoovian2628]

Wow, we’re so blessed to have the actual hosts of the show, hosting the show!

[@Bunjamin27]

I just listen to the old shows.. they're better anyways

[@seae2030]

I honestly think Burnt Chrysler should move to Austin. This podcast and Joe Rogan made him famous. He shouldn't be turning his back on them.

[@sammiewalker1020]

Weren’t we all just complaining about bert being on the show a few months ago

[@whoisharo4689]

​@@seae2030burnt chrysler!! LOLLLL

[@seae2030]

@@whoisharo4689 go to google image search results for burnt chrysler. This one is epic. pbs.twimg.com/media/DlNxhf5U0AIKz0q.jpg

[@mrfathead666]

I love that every few months Bert "gets healthier" and its a big thing and then its right back off the rails.

[@kicksalot7214]

id like to see him lose another 30 lbs. just wanna see him transform completely to a skinny dude

[@cracknigga]

For a guy that is supposedly sober for almost 3 months, his face is still very red and puffy. Maybe it's irreversible at this point, some winos get that permanent red face

[@CLYMA1.5CHAINZ]

Boogie2988 vibes 😂

[@mrpoopybutthole.]

Sounds like a work in progress to me

[@meensbeans]

Relatable

[@trayphifer1989]

“if you told me to slow down, i’d tell you get the fuck out of my way” is such a motivational quote until you know bert is talking about his downward spiral

[@AdamSmith-hn1jv]

Can’t wait to hear Bert talk about how he doesn’t have a drinking problem and how healthy he is!

[@colbythom223]

It took 10 minutes.

[@brewstar58]

won't have to wait long.. :)

[@SpregioCheeks]

1 chapter is called "looking good feeling good" hits in there at about the 2min mark.... lol.

[@rangleski3695]

Can't wait to hear about it next week too, and the week after that, and the one after that.

[@jeffblack6803]

Can’t wait to hear some faceless asshole on the Internet mention this. Oh shit, it was a matter of seconds

[@deftones8717]

Never thought I’d ever hear Bert utter the words, “I bit off more than I could chew”.

[@TheJinzoSpoon]

Is that possible??

[@deathinheels2315]

Utter or stutter

[@dash-x]

You should see the video of him going to buy a boat 😜 jk

[@andynunez7382]

Word

[@pickles632]

it's honesty heartwarming.

[@janscomartinez1969]

I watch bad friends now. I started watching bad friends because Bart and Tom don’t do podcasts as often anymore. Now bad friends is my favorite podcast

[@GetSchw1fty88]

Same. Bad friends is top tier

[@iamasunshinefactory]

OMG same!

[@FullTwos]

I want to like bad friends but all the clips I've seen from Andrew Santino, he drives me nuts. I loved Bobby Lee on MadTV however

[@jjt2352]

Bad Friends has been my favorite pod for 3 years. Never missed an ep.

[@zk1993lankie]

Nothing like watching rich friends not only lose touch with reality, but each other as "best friends"

[@vengeanceoffallen]

You can tell what episodes have Bert on them because there’s like 50 time stamps for different subjects every 3 minutes.

[@clevermissfox]

This is a great observation, so spot on

[@Schmeckleberry]

But that’s also the superpower… creates a lot of content points 😂

[@ruckusenclosures7034]

Because he keeps cutting Tom off and going off on a rant

[@Schmeckleberry]

@@ruckusenclosures7034 Ya….. fuck Tom lol I’ll catch him on YMH anyway :P

[@THamm-xt8jm]

The power of ADHD

[@lollusk]

I'm over 7 months off alcohol, weighed in at 206 today, down 90 pounds so far. So good to see Bert so peaceful and happy. Don't give up y'all

[@shelbie6067]

Congratulations!!

[@LilLou97]

Who’s gonna be the one to tell this guy that Bert isn’t sober lmao

[@stephenfloydian9155]

Been 4 years for me. Had my 1st drink yesterday ( thinking I can be sensible now) going thru some stuff that really wants me to get absolutely blasted but I’m resisting the temptation and the urge , just think of the hangovers and the arsehole i became when I’m drunk!!!

[@BasedGod-ey5ee]

How do comments like these get the least attention? Oh yea, cuz society and the sheep follower TARDy ppl exist😮

[@lollusk]

@@LilLou97 I know, just good to see progress in other people even if it doesn't last.

[@BeenThereOverItNow]

It's great for the boy's to be back,so Bert can over talk Tom for an hour, and 22 minutes

[@loyldb8225]

I love watching Tom try to give Bert a compliment and Bert compliments himself before Tom can finish.

[@chetterbezly3905]

Bert dropped 40lbs, then gained 20lbs on the cruise.

[@sunfish9341]

6 minutes in bert has already said “i’m in great shape”

[@InglouriousBradsterd]

Eyes don't lie.

[@voice_of_a_little_lady]

"I'm way healthy enough to keep drinking" 😂

[@Revolution1117]

@@voice_of_a_little_lady As he justifies why he "got out of control". smh

[@joeschmoe2697]

@@eligiol I’m sorry, but are you really saying you should only be proud of benching 225 for 10 if you weigh 175 or less? Not commenting on anything else; but benching 225 for 10 is impressive for a regular person. I feel like people see stuff on social media and count it as the new norm when those people are in fantastic shape and/or have amazing genetics.

[@MileenaUltra]

@@Revolution1117 My favorite part is where he was snapping at people for telling him they were worried about him, and then giggling about it. He's a mess.

[@snarkycharlies]

Awe, Tommy so nice to pretend like it's not just drunk idiots who enjoy Brent's special. ❤

[@Eastie_]

6 months and Bert will be back to square one. Guaranteed.

[@Fender0ckreR]

2:08 - podcast begins

[@crisisjack]

Gracias mi amigo, muy amable

[@DrakeMonroe]

Tom looks like he's about to go on Safari.

[@gsxrman599]

Him and Bryan fellows

[@variaxi935]

glad I'm not the only one who kept thinkin this lmao

[@ericwhatley5831]

Well, *He* does have to *LaY* in Christina's *P,* so *SaMe DiFFeReNCe.*

[@gangusthemighty4180]

Now that is comedy lol

[@alienlifeform7268]

Bart and Rich Tim pretending this podcast isn't falling apart

[@TheAuteurist23]

slomo trainwreck

[@dobledekersoulwrekr]

The podcast is useless anymore

[@Steve-ev6vx]

Shut up you poor!

[@chrisdiaz8401]

It is actually impressive seeing Bret get progressively red throughout the pod 😂

[@jacobsvensson8193]

too much nicotine

[@MattWakim]

It’s hard to believe, but if Bart ends up losing all this weight, he’s going to talk about himself 10 times more than he already does

[@oaktree1626]

Thing is since he's drinking again, he's going to regain the weight

[@jarnold1789]

😂

[@quintenhuff1475]

What’s the point of just coming to shit on Bert if you don’t like him why watch 😂

[@dren8541]

@@quintenhuff1475 here for tom and guests and to see how much bert is going to lie and dig himself into a shit hole. its become more unbearable and unfortunately don't want to watch him anymore.

[@quintenhuff1475]

@@dren8541 if you know Bert’s in this one don’t watch it it’s simple. I don’t understand the point of you putting your input 😂 it’s crazy to see haters like that man watch the ones with just Tom and guest you going out of your way to shit on bert is just weird. Oh well people like you make the guy more money 🤷🏻

[@elwoodblues1377]

I didn’t even know these guys are on this show.

[@WANGblizzard]

And Tom's like: "Wait I was really nice at an airport too!"

[@andrewtait6789]

I love this pod because I routinely think my phone accidentally skipped ahead in my pocket, but then I check, and it's just Bert manically changing subjects.

[@hellotooga5299]

Barts plea to just give him the award because the other people are too famous to acknowledge it…. That’s a wild concept…

[@shanecancilla153]

“These trees are safe with me, I’m not cutting em down” 😂😂😂

[@Tgruss]

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast has been my jam, but I can't wait to listen to Tom talk about how rich he is and Bert about how healthy and strong he is now

[@ericdistefano3810]

How did this podcast go from comedic fall off your chair hilarious to….. only Bert talking about his health/ addictions from one ad to another

[@AnthonyPorter-bleh]

What kind of person has a problem with someone bettering themselves? You should consider some introspection.

[@lupo3694]

​@AnthonyPorter-bleh white kighting for Rich Tom and Brent Kreisler? Wow, you take simping to another level. The critique is not that he is trying to better himself, the critique is that they stopped being funny very fast.

[@skrecok666]

yea its sad af, every episode is the same

[@T.051]

So why are y'all still here? Not watching is even less effort than leaving hateful comments.

[@skrecok666]

nice try bert@@T.051

[@nathanbenjamin8039]

Why does it look like Tom’s forced to be there in the same podcast with Bert but Burt’s also aware.

[@Luis-bz4go]

The billionaire bears are back together to entertain the poors!

[@corymeehan7748]

Its all a business lol this pod is merely pulling extra cash for them monthly. Bet its a good 5 digits a month, all for bert to just spew whatever is on his mind while Tom understands hes being paid to listen and evoke berts adhd

[@samtavakoli6682]

I'm not poor and Bert doesn't entertain me

[@gavstephens2313]

So why are you watching if he doesn't entertain you???

[@samtavakoli6682]

@@gavstephens2313 If you're asking me, I didn't..... I just came to see the comments to see all the people unhappy, or complaining about something he has said, or done. I was not disappointed. Did you watch?

[@2ndhandsextoy838]

​@@gavstephens2313to witness the downfall of these two bafoons.

[@AllNightReptile]

Bert- “I don’t have a problem drinking.” Also Bert- “I was off the rails.”

[@AudibleVisibIe]

Tom trying to play the nice guy who returns strangers shit now because everyone hates him 😂

[@JustABloke28]

Bert needs to talk about himself more. Tom nearly answered question there for a second.

[@jaredbush1032]

It’s so nice to see Bert let Tom finish a story

[@kevinclennon]

Felt that

[@Deadman1000]

To this day the funniest thing Bert has ever done and will do was make a movie about a lie he tells and thinking it would make more than 20 million dollars. And for Tom it's telling people he was broke when his dad was incredibly wealthy and paid his way to be a comedian 😂

[@Dabble-tonic]

Brent's 12 minute explanation about booze being like a high school girlfriend was like the unibomber manifesto

[@kdizzy333]

I’m sure the tobaccoless chew craze will end up having zero negative effects.

[@brian-gz3bh]

Worst case scenario I think probably mouth and gum diseases. It like burns my gums off if left in one area too long lol.

[@n1k0n_]

Or it does what vaping has done to for cigarettes and saves a lot of people from cancer. Yeah I can't wait for it to be over either 🙄

[@liadown9052]

Got dizzy, felt nauseous, and almost fell off my bar stool. Good times! 🤢

[@MrDanielSolano007]

@@brian-gz3bh all that fake flavor sweetener/sugar has got to be bad sitting on ur teeth all day.

[@WholeWhiteBaby]

Negative effects are cap...

[@ittaishaked1]

Get Bart a drink quick he looks like a normal person

[@patrick111390]

Yeah this shita unacceptable

[@TexasBayouDogs]

Bart lookin good!

[@billsmith394]

Nah, still bloated mess. Just had a shirt on to hide it.

[@TexasBayouDogs]

@billsmith394 Word we need to the some nude pictures for proof. We need to see if Barty boys D got bigger

[@taranfam]

That face still looks twice the size of a normal humans to me

[@angriestbird3578]

There’s one comfort to me that there’s a reality out there in the multiverse where this show didn’t exist.

[@BuffRockgroin]

Bert wanting praise from his wife for him adhering to the most basic part of a relationship is straight up a Taylor Thomlinson bit.

[@MineCraftRetarded]

underrated comment😂

[@harrylund586]

What a treat that the two hosts of the podcast are actually both on an episode 🙏🏼

[@XenoTravis]

I just waiting for them to go "did you hear about the paragliders in Israel the other day?"

[@Krusttyy]

Berg krasher describing his relationships with weed and alcohol was masterful.

[@tark8516]

Berg Krasher 😂

[@knull1320]

We get to hear Bart talk about himself repeatedly, while Tom awkwardly stares off and quietly nods his head.

[@piesareround]

Waiting for them to talk about the Halloween party they attended...yesterday.

[@zg9445]

This was probably recorded in September 😂

[@SIMON_WAS_H3RE]

​@@zg9445no because he found the purse around a week ago

[@nugggunk2678]

Tom is addicted to zyns 😂😂😂

[@speak-easyconversations1393]

It's not an addiction... It just feels good.

[@RackemDawg]

Leave the lip pillows alone.

[@mondo_burger1438]

Technically Rogue. You didn’t see him pull out a can? Dum-Dum . . .

[@jarnold1789]

@@speak-easyconversations1393 Hahaha it’s an addiction, my friend. I was addicted to Zyns for like 4-5 months earlier this year. Starts as a fun habit, then before you know it you’re hooked. Zyns were harder to quit than vaping

[@speak-easyconversations1393]

@@jarnold1789 it's not bad for you though. Yes it's hard to kick, as a former smoker its saved my ass.

[@metalp8798]

I’ve been waiting to hear Bert talk about the cruise. I had a blast. Just wish I could remember more of it lol. Best vacation ever. Thanks Bert! Can’t wait for next year.

[@ruckusenclosures7034]

Tom lets Bert talk every time, Bert cuts Tom off every time. I’ll get to hear you in Camdenton MO June 24th Tom!!!!! Come together your! Let’s goooo !!!!

[@brooksdurham8244]

Whoa I don’t believe my eyes 👀 could this actually be true two bears in same studio same time not 1 bear 1 random guest 😮

[@henrygalvan9333]

Well, bobby lee one. Was great

[@brooksdurham8244]

@@henrygalvan9333 I love Bobby I do always feel I’m defending him though haha

[@CJJC42]

Bert’s story towards the manager proves how much of a prick he is

[@joshuaolmstead5225]

No kidding hearing it first hand but months and months later the tone was nasty as fuck and can't imagine how Tom could not have just walked put and called his agent o apologize and possible not even spoken to this guy yet. That was some of the most egocentric bushit I've ever heard

[@bryjamz97]

I've heard a couple stories like that one. I forget who told the story but that kind of seems like his personality. Selfish and rude

[@user-ow8mq4jo8c]

And the whole Joe List beef.

[@Alcookeverybody]

Hahahah man he admitted to being in a spot in his life where admittedly was being a dick

[@treydigs02]

@@Alcookeverybody Only to congratulate himself further. The inner douche is STRONG in that shit comic.

[@mcride6796]

Excited to hear your thoughts on the poors Tom!!

[@Nikerbober]

The watermelon clip is always hilarious. That wasn't even an edit. She had to continue the game. The coldness that the host had to tell her finish after that trauma is great TV

[@chrisbailey8826]

I found the same dog wandering around my neighborhood twice in one year. She belongs to a guy a street over. Each time I returned her, I got a thanks and the door immediately closed in my face. Next time, I'm keeping the dog

[@BasedGod-ey5ee]

Id keep the man😏

[@rapfreak7797]

We have a neighbor like that, totally understand!

[@chrisbailey8826]

@6lbBassFisherman-zp6dt Finders keepers. Plus dude is a drunk that obviously doesn't care about her. So yeah, I'll her keep and treat her much better

[@chrisbailey8826]

@6lbBassFisherman-zp6dt who's upset bro? You it seems like. Can't be stealing if the animal is wondering around on MY property. Typical Biden voter

[@danichesney1876]

What do you want them to do? Give you a kiss? 😂

[@etienneprovost821]

"No one here is saying follow Bert's lead... on anything... ever"

[@variaxi935]

I see yall were in costume today, Safari Tom and Hobo Bart

[@GurgleThaGobbo]

The claps from the producers during the nomination awards really seal it.

[@malikpatton]

Bert quoting Taraji from Baby Boy is the best part of the episode lol.

[@amandar4689]

Ironic him mentioning matt rife not caring about the award AND comparing it to a fan giving him cookies when matt rife getting cookies from a fan was ICONIC 😂

[@coltonbradley1160]

Shout out to anyone else who was on fully loaded cruise I had the time of my life ❤

[@troygarfieldtravels]

Two Bears Patting Bro Backs. Good show fellas. Grrrrr

[@evanprotsman9623]

Glad to have the OGs in! It’s a Thanksgiving Miracle! 🐻 🐻

[@donhughes7339]

Filmed in September

[@TransformXRED]

​@@donhughes7339It was filmed last week

[@jhvibes3471]

Bert's next special should be called "insufferable "

[@Destrois2018]

Oh my god.. Bert is the reason I have no faith in people.. he got a great opportunity as a shit comic , and he just shits on people.

[@WhalesWilly]

Or Unbelievable

[@bigerniemccracken1882]

The fully bloated tour

[@mikkellund1876]

Im so happy Bert isn't quitting drinking that drinking speak sent shivers down my spine

[@kgreen3364]

I literally got goose bumps when they were role playing receiving awards. They have so much talent it’s scary and feels wrong that they don’t have a movie together.

[@brianswasey2489]

I saw Bert last night in springfield and he was rocking those pouches on stage 😂😂😂. Tommy got him hooked

[@MrMeowTheSecond]

Was he jumping the gorge?

[@iTakeCheeks]

“I follow a bunch of kids on Instagram” “wuuuuuuut”😂😂

[@dashingdrake7457]

Tom lookin like he wearing a cheap spy disguise during the ad read.

[@edwardcooper2930]

As a fan of this pod for 3yrs , thank you guys for getting thur the pandemic. I can't anymore with Bert. He seems like a horrible person and is a bad co-host , no matter what topic it's about him.

[@imissmypeep2209]

Dude, I laughed SO damn hard when I first watched this!! It still gets me every time. Legend has it that she still tastes watermelon when she closes her eyes!! ha

[@Bente52]

Burnt Chrysler lookin like a garden gnome

[@jonnyA0112]

Bout time yall get back together

[@dandunlap8638]

Looks like Bart discovered Meth😂😂

[@codylake4308]

"I'm unrelatable now" like he's been chasing it, oh Brent.. 😂

[@tobinsmith1824]

1:00 mark is gold really hits home for most of us love to hear it. You’re right most people don’t have access to all the extra shit simply trying to better ourselves

[@jedo2011]

Bert is the homeless addict in Pay it forward and Tom is the kid who thinks he can help fix him.

[@ChristopherSibert]

The Cruise kicked ass! Can't wait for next year!

[@Tiffany.Carnes]

When bert was talking about it, I thought about every single person there has a lot in common. Party, drinking, love of comedy, etc. It had to be a blast! When I was in line to see bert and then tom a year later(comedy shows) everyone was friendly and talked about YMH, 2 bears, etc

[@semihazah0352]

@@Tiffany.Carnesit was nonstop fun. The wife and I want to go again for sure. Big dick Pete lee was one of the best shows too. My only co plaint was the speedo contest and belly flop contest were at the same time as Mark Normand’s show and I wasn’t missing him.

[@semihazah0352]

@@Tiffany.Carnesoh, and the micro penis dude spit beer all over me and about 5 others during the live taping of bertcast.

[@jacobiwilson3887]

Its crazy because Shane Gilis and Matt McCusker DESERVE that award! The hands down funniest podcast is MSSP!!! Shane Gillis is (in my opinion) the most relatable, funniest, podcaster/comedian of the 2020's so far!

[@crouvalis]

I need Rogan to get Bart in a cage and see how many times he can make him tap in, say, 3 hours. A solid 3-4 hours of crippling pain and short air supply would just make me feel warm and fuzzy.

[@TrashParadiseKing]

Why is it so hard for Bert to let someone finish a thought???

[@tyler4418]

As of last week, I'm officially down 40 lbs as well. Keep it up Bert!

[@johntellnott12345]

berts suxholing for the award 30:00 is why i like berts comedy.

[@justinwilsonmusic8555]

The watermelon to the face-clip was from The Amazing Race, BITD. My wife and I were watching that show first run and we were laughing so hard for the following 30 minutes we couldn't even finish the episode.

[@MylesLong82]

Tom is back to mail it in on another podcast!

[@jeffswope1511]

You know the weed is good when you weep alone in your backyard about your beautiful trees lol. Welcome home Burt.

[@Louisiana1975]

Redbar is talking about the "Money Shots" LMAO!

[@johnpierre3491]

I love weed but the way Bert is describing it makes me want to cut off my dreadlocks and quit smoking 😂😂😂

[@zachspross1084]

Tom lookin like inspector gadget with the glasses on for some reason 😂😂 love yall!

[@MrJayehawk]

Weird dynamic to see both these guys in the same room again. Been a while.

[@blindman2345]

The way Tim says what after Bruce tells him he follows a bunch of kids on Instagram 💀😂😂

[@Boz510]

Ugh them dips pull all the life and energy outta my body. 😂

[@miguelvillezcas8426]

About time! I lowkey didn’t bother watching the episodes without these two bears

[@samtavakoli6682]

You made a mistake, all of the guests for one bear, are way funnier or more interesting than Bert by about 99%

[@IceKoldKilla]

Before it was alcohol. Now its alcohol, weed and nicotine. Nice one Bert.

[@CF-uj7oe]

People complain because their schedules don’t line up to do the pod together for a while , they finally make it work and now people complain that the pod wasn’t recorded yesterday

[@alex_heckmann]

someone give Bert a notepad so we can hear ALL of what he’s thinkin cuz that nic mighta got him a little aloof 😂

[@robpane8267]

Just watched Matt Rife's special last night and honestly, I expected more. It was alright, his crowd work is much better

[@jimjohnson8999]

His crowd work is great, but overall he's overrated. If he wasn't handsome with a large female fanbase, he'd just be another average comedian. 🤷‍♂

[@BasedGod-ey5ee]

After stealing from Ralphie May, im good on it

[@trishacollymore4397]

That's what I thought too like it was just meh. I don't know if it was the audience or the material

[@_nate_jac_]

Bert's head is getting bigger