Ep 375 - Puss-Fluenza (feat. Lemaire Lee)

[@B.C.101]

Even the Shaman is stumped by the riddles of the toad Lemaire.

[@jakebaker4066]

Toaaaaaaaaaddd

[@Mofoshow]

Stg I swing on you

[@zachp-v2g]

hahahaha ive never seen a racist comment survive that many likes. well done.

[@CraigJonesFluffer]

It’s Lameezy the God you little serf, put some reskect on the name

[@Chiefchief77]

@@zachp-v2gwhat was rasict

[@aidanmurray2397]

'Twas the night before Christmas and the Dawgz were truly blessed. It's a gift to hear the bull and shaman with lemorph as a guest.

[@whitegoodman833]

Hell yeah, dawg.

[@trendybistro]

Lemaire stinks

[@jackjurphy5020]

Lemorp? Weak af

[@kenlol1616]

Amen

[@davidcagle920]

This rules and lemaire needs to be the Christmas guest every year.

[@collie90]

“I tried to love, all I got is living and laughing now” … that was fire 🔥 🔥

[@sampleDon]

Truly unrated line that i have stolen for personal use

[@theramplocal]

Same

[@smellsfargo]

Shane's clear adoration of Lemaire is so sweet and brotherly 😂😂😂😂😂

[@forged8979]

13:28

[@theramplocal]

Lemaire is a treasure

[@Poomanchu357]

27:37

[@ShowMeDemBoobies]

​@@theramplocalyou ever seen a treasure chest with a downs syndrome turd in it? Because I haven't. Lemoor sucks

[@lw3894]

Shane’s face trying to figure out why bad jokes are killing and then realizing he’s the only person not baked out of his mind is a funny thing to watch 😂

[@jsp7218]

"Happiness isn't the end. Happiness is in the journey." - Lemorphism 1:1

[@imemberberry]

"Look in Lemaire." -Yo Gotti

[@UrticarianUnguent]

“Mountain mommas, dude. Mun- moun- munchy mountains mommas.” - Lemorphious Lee My god that had me in absolute tears.

[@danielpenrodii2389]

I want that on a t-shirt!

[@RobbieVanGone]

I had a full on laugh attack at work. Worth it.

[@user-zw4wh1tm9x]

47:02 for those who wanna find it

[@LeoGowen]

What’s makes it even funnier is that the song isn’t even about West Virginia its about western Virginia 😂

[@kashifsingh791]

Them staring at Lemaire in silence while he lights the lighter🤣🤣🤣

[@lam936]

If you been there you know. Shout out Lemaire

[@wayne2816wayne]

lemaire is one of the most consistently funny ‘guests’.

[@twocats2543]

The intro to this show is better than most content out there, bless the dawgz

[@EastboundAndDowns]

"The Boys are Back in Town" with the Taliban might seriously be my hardest laugh of 2021. Merry Christmas dawg, and may Our Lord continue to bless the dawgz with more G&K in 2022.

[@zackb99]

Don't forget cuomo's "I am gay. I am retarded. I am gay. I am gay. I am gay. I am black. I am retarded." Damn that shit was so fucking funny. Matt's intros rule.

[@theramplocal]

100%

[@idontknow2stoned]

Matt reads anything and it becomes fact in his mind lol makes me laugh everytime.

[@judgeholden6761]

With what Matt reads / says, can you fucking imagine how it feels to be a fan of MSSP when you studied classical / ancient Mediterranean history @ the college level and history is your life's passion......and it was at Penn State.....

[@dimitrijekrstic7567]

@@judgeholden6761 can you like...stfu?

[@knight1706]

@@judgeholden6761Even being a history nerd watchin MSSP is… an experience :)

[@ShowMeDemBoobies]

​@@judgeholden6761nobody cares

[@coRliX4k]

​@@judgeholden6761 bro the amount of shit matt fucks up... and you just gotta resist rambling to yourself all the reasons its invalid

[@SyySteezy]

Matt saying “fuck jayz I ride wit Nas” made my fucking night lol

[@MattH-wg7ou]

I laughed out loud

[@TheArborphiliac]

I'm definitely more impressed by Nas' rhymes compared to Jay Z's

[@MattH-wg7ou]

@@TheArborphiliac Illmatic is the GOAT

[@barahng]

Ran like a cheetah with thoughts of an assassin

[@MattH-wg7ou]

@@barahng picked the mac up, told brothas back up, the mac spit...

[@jaycee6788]

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU AND YOUR FAMILIES ,LADS

[@michaei1726]

Marry Christmas 🎄 Jimmy

[@RayRayMcAuliffe]

Hell Yes

[@arbyscurlyfries9490]

Merry Christmas fellow bull

[@jordanam1234]

Shout out Bunk...RIP Omar

[@mytzyxptlyx]

Merry Christmas

[@TheJoeFisher]

The dawgz with a knocked loose shoutout is a real xmas treat

[@micahatencio]

Yesss I had to rewind bc I was like did they really just say that lol

[@swaggareli]

Gilly with the arf arf fuckin sent me lol

[@Afrosamuri24]

Yea that one shocked me lol

[@cinnamoncigarettes]

So unexpected but fuck yea

[@brianjenkins5429]

Shane could use his R-word strength to do some real damage in the pit. He might even be a former FSU.. too old of a reference for some of you

[@crunchycrails1436]

The good Lawd gives many blessings. One is Lemorph.

[@MRmanbearpig1993]

Christmas crummed early. Dawg Dayz

[@BuffaloBack]

Lemorph loved that starwberry

[@SuperAlexteddy]

our lord loves us you guys! Best Christmas present, now I can ignore people and listen to my show on this Christmas Eve

[@wyattearp585]

The bull doing the ARF ARF from Knocked Loose made my week. Absolute legend.

[@juanv.1738]

Hell yeah. Where my hardcore dawgz at

[@doofyst.citrus8626]

@@juanv.1738 swinging trash cans in the pit dawg

[@gunshow86de]

I was playing Belleville on my guitar when he dropped that. The synchronicity is real.

[@tee5615]

Made my day forsure

[@logosmedia9942]

Fuck yeah been bumpin KL nonstop last few months

[@jetorixjones]

We all need a dawg like Lemorph to brighten our day

[@Topcat6103]

Lemorp listening to Knocked Loose is pretty surprising but also it rules

[@psyduck6891]

Lemaire is an angel sent from the heavens to enlighten us during these dark times

[@austinkuipers6087]

Lemorph is the best power ranger/pokemon trainer in the comedy podcast scene

[@BpgaMusic]

Power ranger 😂

[@codydaigle4354]

@@BpgaMusic Le Morph-en Time

[@whitegoodman833]

Holy shit the dopers got way too lit, funniest ep in a while. Cant wait to see the paytch. Merry Christmas, dawgs.

[@moldytoad69420]

I believe the paytch will be the live cast they did from Helium

[@whitegoodman833]

@@moldytoad69420 Yeah I think you're right. No other reason I can see for it to take this long lol

[@tristanh4007]

Glad to see The Shaman survived his wife’s beating

[@EastboundAndDowns]

The 432 Hz flute soothes all wild baes, my dawg. Hit 'em with those tones and its "right back in the Pokéball".

[@BOodidarma]

@@EastboundAndDowns Ok sorry to be that guy, I just started listening to the boys a couple days ago: Where does Matt's Shaman and 432 Hz thing come from?

[@EastboundAndDowns]

@@BOodidarma they call him The Shaman because he does a lot of psychedelics and has wild, bizarre opinions about how the world functions (a.k.a. hippie ideas). The 432 Hz thing comes from when he bought a Native American flute. Supposedly, 432 Hz is a healing frequency of sound and it aligns the universe. If you're new, you've got to listen to the run of episodes 90-105; those are their very best.

[@BOodidarma]

@@EastboundAndDowns "wild, bizarre opinions about how the world functions" I was already made familiar with that haha. Thank you, kind Sir! Will do so!

[@EloyGabriel_]

@@EastboundAndDowns you're a true pokemon master

[@Mr.PepeSilvia]

Shane calling black elves "orcs" fucking killed me dude

[@christopherboyd9438]

"They all look like Serena Williams"

[@taylorcox1511]

I used to work with Nicko from Knocked Loose at the Little Caesars in Brownsburg, Indiana. He was a very sweet guy. We had secret Santa one year, he had me and gave me a acoustic guitar, wasn't fancy but got it for free and gave it to me so I could play. He was always really nice and was touring in Church Tongue but would come back when he was done. Awesome to see him doing so well. He deserves it.

[@babylonskanky4667]

Lamaire is such an angel. Dude is pure joy.

[@CCitis]

A black cherub

[@SouperSaiyan]

So glad the dawgz are barkin on Christmas

[@sativacation]

I love this pod so much, and I revisit episodes all of the time. But nothing is greater than puss fluenza and the stoners losing it in the background. God bless you Lemaire 🍻

[@Stimros_halabad]

So infectious lol

[@lw3894]

Shane’s face trying to figure out wtf is going on 😂

[@techboi_420]

I keep coming back to it. Can't tell if its guard dawg or noah dying but one of them is about to go into lemardiac arrest

[@jacobmacdonald4713]

Yes I needed these Laughs. Lemaire is one of my all time fave guests

[@theliquorstoreguy6625]

The worst producer but the best guest

[@HowsYourFaceFeel]

@@theliquorstoreguy6625 other way around.

[@deadarmd]

Lemaire is funny when he lets his hair down.

[@evergreenrider]

Merry Christmas to all the dawgz, lads, and skis

[@pacocm9035]

Gracias

[@EastboundAndDowns]

and a Merry Christmas to YOU, my fellow 'Ski.

[@Reebonics]

Lemaire short circuiting trying to say country roads might be the hardest I’ve ever laughed.

[@sandiasurfers3174]

“Heart attack on the bench of a girls away game” 😂

[@ikon808]

I’m only getting socks for Christmas this year. At least I still have the dawgs to be thankful for today!

[@koshfrey9724]

Sad. But im in a car dying of cancer. Woopwoop

[@tbirdflocka898]

Spotted the 'mmgoodboy

[@catsanstail]

I love Matt being lost in the Jar-Jar Binks discussion. "Who's Jar-Jar Binks, guys? Is that from Star Wars? Guys? Who's Jar-Jar Binks? Guys?"

[@Pineridgerida77]

Been listening since 2019 Christmas and all I can say is thank you and all you new listeners are PAWGS

[@Flavorfulnuggets1]

The thick tawwypes

[@atomicswoosh]

What a Christmas treat for the boys

[@garydickerhoof6748]

Merry Christmas and happy holidays hope everyone's better than the past 2 years

[@KentGraper]

Dawgz I’ve binged like 100 eppies over the last week and I’ve never laughed as hard as the few minutes following munchin mtn mamas. Had to rewind and zoom for isolated reactions from Matt and Shane 😂

[@tedlast4896]

Lemaires laughter is contagious

[@TreversYouTubeChannel]

Listening to this one through my stocking, what a gift

[@hydratheskygod6344]

I didn’t get much this year but I’m very appreciative to the dawgs for this Christmas Eve episode 🙏🏼

[@taylorhray]

Merry christmas to all dawgz

[@jboney7097]

Merry Christmas to all the DAWGZ out there!!

[@coffeeknuckles4802]

'tis surely a Christmas blessing. I hope we get some 432 Hz.

[@corypinkowski7325]

Yess break it out Matt

[@traegis]

Lemorp always blessing the dawgs with the giggles

[@samtownsend3949]

MATT!! check out a "drume hand", would harmonize so sick with your flute dude.

[@rickybonngarcia]

Shane dropping that LOTR Knowledge like hot lembas bread

[@tee5615]

Finding out that Shane and Lemaire also dig Knock Loose was pretty tight. Shoutout to the boys

[@ednakrabapoly]

Merry Christmas to all the dawgs and 🐶🧠s ❤️

[@highjaws]

true dawgz are already 28 mins in on the audio version

[@jonathanmcsweeney1983]

I was only 25 but it counts.

[@Don_Cheazle]

I legit switched over at 27:54

[@danielprestesbraga1113]

merry Christmas dawgs, may your feast be plentiful

[@DeanGullberry420]

It’s raspberry not strawberry. Hahah this was such a good episode. Genuine and comedic. Man I love the dawgs

[@theogbunn7672]

On the 12th day of Christmas, The Big dawgz gave to me; 12 lads a'laughing 11 super dope memes 10 true honest woke 'skis 9 cidies all empty 8 strains for a'smoking 7 dorks for a'roasting 6 historical retellings MATTS DOING 5 GRAMS IN 2 WEEEEEEKS 4 racist jokes 3 dudes had 'em 2 Guttfeld grins...... AND A CAST JUST FOR THE DAWGZ LADS AND SKIIIIIIIS.

[@hootiehennessey7662]

Underrated comment

[@CrackinJacks138]

Gay

[@garycraw2]

I am so mad at myself for being late to this podcast this is incredible

[@KingDomsKingdom85]

Happy Christmas to all at MASSP and also to all you wonderful people in this community. I hope you all have a lovely day and a prosperous new year.

[@YunggGee44]

The wise men and their gifts never disappoint

[@rickymendoza6173]

Regardless of how much the the big beluga rips on alligator hands , I bet he would co sign on a Kia Forte for lamorph

[@bobsondugnutt9466]

Lemaire is such a tonic Happy Christmas to all the Dawgz out there!

[@Truffle_Pup]

Dude, I already thought Shane was a bossman, he's the same age as me, shares the same knowledge and love of history and the badass leaders who changed the world etc... but finding out he's a Coheed fan... One day, if I ever meet him, the feckin drinks are on me all night lad. The guy is a True Dawg.

[@Stimros_halabad]

He’s our guy

[@Truffle_Pup]

@@Stimros_halabad I finished Conor MacDari's IWPIBAP btw mate, thanks for that. Some of it is just straight up crazy, but all of it was interesting. The part on St Patrick was exactly what I was getting at, I can't believe someone wrote it down 100 years ago though.

[@jacoblouisfilm2019]

The best part of the podcast is the consistency. The greatness doesn’t change 💯

[@KevinC1990]

Merry Christmas Dawgs 🎅 🎄

[@superintelligentapefromthe121]

You too!

[@jctheii]

6:45 the DAWG knows Knocked Loose!!🔥🔥

[@JacobSupertramp]

I came back to watch these and noticed that, so fucking funny haha

[@JunoMusonda]

My dawgz quick suggestion, add links to the tickets/shows in the description. See you in Saint Louis Mccusker!

[@gestefanobriones8674]

Lamorp did a dead on impression of Shane on real ass podcast

[@BpgaMusic]

Timestamp?

[@zackb99]

Luis bringing the fuggin K A N G into the fold.

[@tbirds26hockey]

Lamorc

[@drewftw2457]

Knocked Loose Hell yeah!

[@tbirds26hockey]

the way he emphasized "black elves" just did it for me

[@kylemcgill2966]

How great is our Christ.

[@RayRayMcAuliffe]

THE GREATEST

[@Colter3057]

Praise be. The dawgs have blessed us this fine Christmas evening.

[@westxranchin]

Marry Christmas to the DAWGZ and all the TROOPS.

[@jaycee6788]

YOU DROPPED THIS WHILE EVERYBODY IS DOING CHRISTMAS STUFF

[@zachjones1716]

I saw a knocked loose show after they released pop culture forever ago. I love Lamaire more every time he's on

[@bond182.]

their new ep is fucking killer

[@zachjones1716]

@@bond182. Yeet. Check out Xibalba, Expire, Bad Seed, Left Behind, and Kublai Khan if you haven't. They're all bands in that same vein

[@bond182.]

@@zachjones1716 love me some kublai kahn. They're one of my faves. I'll check out the others thanks bro

[@zachjones1716]

@@bond182. Same, and np fam. All great workout music

[@NightCreeper44]

Ooowee all these hc kids 🤘🤘

[@marcusmartin1678]

I'm gunna show my family my morning tenis tomorrow

[@DixieNormus911]

Shane Gillis for President 2024

[@frontsidebackside2107]

Aww mannn what a Christmas present from the gwadsss!!!! Shout out to them pawgs!!!!

[@MeMe-py6bb]

That’s gotta be the best break down of “Casino” I’ve ever heard

[@Bartgoeschurch]

My wiiife! Thanks for the hang Merry Christmas boys.

[@ben0jamin]

Merry Christmas to all the DAWGZ

[@RolandDeschain1]

Merry Christ-Is-Awesome day to the Dawgz and Bitchez.

[@roberttorres4893]

Me & LeMare bought the sa~e blue shirt exclusively at Target 😅

[@MarshallHurley92]

Merry Christmas dawgz. Sick intro

[@thecmoose4754]

Lemaire hitting new realities on the zaza in this one dawgs

[@trey4556]

HOW GREAT IS OUR SANTA CLAUSE?! Bless up you phat ass podcast boys

[@RoguePlanetSounds]

Hell yeah, Coheed is what's up! I felt that.

[@Blahblahblackshee489]

Fuck yea!

[@RoguePlanetSounds]

@@Blahblahblackshee489 They're my go to! Slam a couple brews and turn In Keeping Secrets on and I'm set.

[@Stimros_halabad]

Coheed is the shit

[@BeRoyal37]

Did yall know that Claudio Sanchez went to high school with Luis j gomez

[@RoguePlanetSounds]

@@BeRoyal37 Did they box to see who's the toughest Puerto Rican?

[@joyboythefirstpirate]

@47:00 I don’t know if I have ever laughed harder. Holy shit, Lemorp is high off his ass.

[@CoolAdam247]

The DAWGZ are back P.S someone drop the sauce to the pawg queen.

[@jordanpage176]

This is the episode that we give lemaire support and fame!

[@EastboundAndDowns]

The Three Wiseman come forth, on this holiest of nights; bearing Gold, Frankincense, and Fat Matrix.

[@taylorhray]

Lemorphius

[@ebvren]

Lemaire and Shane knowing knocked loose and coheed is so sick😂

[@neonsubaru]

Thanks

[@Vicegrips11]

Shane crushing Lamorp with laughter is the best christmas gift

[@stevek9086]

200 am ontario Christmas eve on acid the Dawgs just made my night!!

[@reidemolner3555]

Lemaire absolutely rules

[@ELITESrBAMOFOS945]

"The people you love can be wrong, too" holy fuck, Lemorph up there preachin' the wisest truths!

[@airsoftfarmer]

"Is something on fire?" The cotton farmer's eternal nightmare

[@theliquorstoreguy6625]

Merry Christmas Dawgs!!!!

[@GranulatedStuff]

holy shit , Lemair's chuckles are infectious as hell !

[@slamdogbillonair]

The autism swivel Shane has while fact checking Matt about LOTR is the funniest shit ever 43:35

[@kylemcgill2966]

The Knocked Loose and Coheed shoutout. Nice.

[@Stimros_halabad]

Awe yiss.

[@brianct7801]

Matt's posture on fleek!

[@littlemac844]

Yes!!! I needed this

[@mkhex87]

Matt's off handed quotes in this ep are inccredible