Ep. 43 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

[@nathanielgriffith5342]

I'm convinced that, secretly, Tom is actually some psychology genius and he's studying how dumb Bert is

[@jackwisniewski3859]

Nah Tom is a regular dude, he just seems like Budda compared to burtd

[@seanhickman2550]

Nah that’s exactly what he’s doing

[@RolandSpecialSauce]

Well it doesn't take a psychology genius to figure out how dumb Bert is

[@LpJunior537]

Imagine if Tom made a Netflix series breaking down just how dumb Bert is using all these episodes for examples. 10 one hour long episodes of pure insanity.

[@стоунер-р8у]

@@LpJunior537 imagine if tom begins inviting guests and all these psychology lessons from Drew lead up to a Jean and garth interview

[@tactical_philanthropy]

Bert is like Tom's daughter forcing him into a tea party he can't get out of, but it's with peanut butter, pretzels and wine.

[@ALEX-jr1pb]

You deserve more likes 😂😂💀

[@thomashoneycutt8968]

You know how i get out of all my daughters tea parties. I just start talking about how her mother died giving birth to her that usually does the trick. And if not I always keep photos of all her dead pets

[@mitchelleverett4634]

Okay y el I red toy yet yet it up Ity up okay 👍

[@beatmum]

Tom's side of the desk : Bottled water and iced coffee Bert's side of the desk: Gallon of kool aid, cup of peanut butter (maybe for the dogs?), car keys, bottle of wine, sun glasses, and anything else that should be in his pocket on the desk.

[@spudanky]

“Maybe for the dogs?” 🤣

[@wvb93]

And isn't it TWO cups of peanut butter?

[@jasonLJ]

i think he has sensory problems. the guy can't even wear shoes consistently. i hate sitting with shit in my pockets and i can at least keep a pair of shoes on all day. also burnch is fat

[@boxerpig6109]

Bert: “stupid people shouldn’t read books” *bert reads book anyway*

[@ohmybillnye]

*pronounces flour "Floo-er"*

[@MaraMash]

I think you guys missed the punchline

[@boxerpig6109]

MaraMash nah beer is annoying about always trying to be woke or progressive

[@MaraMash]

nah you definitely missed the punchline bruh

[@boxerpig6109]

MaraMash explain it to me then

[@Cope4444]

This entire episode Tom looks like an exhausted kindergarten teacher at the end of a school year who's just given up and watches as the kids eat paste and draw all over themselves.

[@muttkanger4464]

Oh man this just hit it on the head. I never read comments but I've been reading these. The fact everyone just about calls Bert the wrong name is hilarious. I love this show and both of these dudes. It is quite apparent that this episode had some difficulties. Bert is all over the place and Tom looks seriously annoyed. Love Tom. His looks and reactions towards Bert are one of the reason I watch this podcast. It certainly isnt for Bert's laugh. I would smother him in his seep if I was hos wife. Both for the laugh and the snoring lol.

[@grahamgrief9783]

This is the most accurate thing I've ever read in a comment section.

[@ceebee491]

TOTALLY AGREE dude! It's normally a good podcast but yeah, Tom seems like he's rather be doing anything else!

[@Daniel305G]

I think so too, the way he kept looking at bert. He was def not in the mood for bert that day

[@2bears1bankaccnt43]

Eating paste and drawing all over himself is what you’re gonna find Bert doing at home during quarantine

[@kasparbhauser9707]

Man Bert is EXHAUSTING this episode, poor Tom.

[@trevorrichards6642]

It’s been getting worse and worse every episode in this regard. Bert just nonstop babbles for an hour and a half and barely let’s Tom get in a full sentence

[@RaDicAL808]

Those ad reads though lol

[@jamesthomas9619]

Poor Tom? Jesus, they're friends, and I mean, I don't think he's suffering that bad seeing alot of these EPs get like, over 200,000 views. I think poor Tom will be fine

[@Jayboebaby32]

Wife: “why do you listen to old women crying on KZbin?” Me: “That’s just Bert laughing...”

[@denisemarie7991]

Hahahahahahaaaaaaaa

[@kevindube7096]

Bro you’re married? That’s so dope

[@MrLufugful]

People in my life usually think it sounds like porn... not the normal kind

[@irizarry0203]

Tom looks like he going to snap berts neck

[@MohdAradi]

@@denisemarie7991 Nadav

[@aidonis98]

These Brent Chrysler podcasts are great! He should have Tom Segura on sometime!

[@FightIQ_YT]

Swear his name was Tram Segadrive?

[@MaraMash]

Yeah I'm really loving this Bertcast 2.0: Tom Segura and ME

[@codywatson770]

Is it just me or did Tommy boy seemed really annoyed with Brent this episode

[@FightIQ_YT]

@@codywatson770 he just didn't seem to enjoy his jokes

[@nothimdesoto1401]

Bert only ask questions so Bert can interrupt with a made up dumb story. On the way to tell that story he will tell 3 other made up stories with no point.

[@mikepro1046]

I would pay an exorbitant amount to watch a weekly podcast of Segura, Kreischer, Diaz and Burr holding a book club meeting. Segura and Burr's reactions to Bert's and Joey's summation of that week's reading would be pure bliss.

[@ndonegan1558]

Somehow I feel like Joey and Bill wouldn’t get along for some reason. Pure speculation though.

[@Flynn94]

“Why is Benjamin Franklin on money?” “Cos he discovered lightning” Oh Jesus, I laughed to hard

[@Prod_D]

I haven’t even seen this part and I’m laughing inside

[@TheCrippledDonkey]

"He caught lightning in a bottle or something"

[@fatherofpie5763]

how the fuck did he graduate from college?

[@Nineball891]

@@fatherofpie5763 took him 10 years to graduate thats how

[@bendejo8]

_lets do more smart guy stuff_ -bert

[@tylerchamberlain4552]

If Bert and LeeAnne ever get divorced, they could literally make a whole season of dating on the spectrum with just him

[@dennislowry8260]

100 percent

[@marklemus3634]

Both of them, if she was married to Bert for so long she also has to be on the spectrum.....

[@Nerflover10097]

With Rick Glassman as his side man

[@madmonky]

id jump on leeanne in about 30 seconds sure she has about 10 guys waiting for bert to finaly have his major heart attack

[@chrism45]

When does his younger daughter head to college?

[@springfieldhockey07]

Bart: "I'm a big Tom Robbins fan" Also Bart: "I cannot tell you what this book is about, but I know i'm a dolphin"

[@chadfunkhouser8899]

This episode hit different in the wrong way while Tom looks for help constantly.

[@tdawg507]

Every now and then you can notice how ride or die Tom is for Bert. Especially in moments where he struggles to keep Bert on track.

[@vupod]

Bert: “Let me give you an example.” *Doesn’t*

[@RoseXo]

Classic 😂😂😂

[@j_eezus_christ_bro_chill]

lol

[@jamesmay6674]

I have to say, when a comment makes me laugh out loud, I think of MSN messenger, and the first time I used lol.

[@bendejo8]

_"lets do more smart guy stuff"_

[@thokim84]

Bert is one of those people who wouldn't survive if we hadn't made life so easy.

[@mftoeless1687]

Yeah we are the ones who watch him but he did seriously work to get where he is and now he grinds even harder for that I respect Bert

[@edwardjones2202]

It's a role he plays dude You can tell by his wit and speech speed that he's not dumb

[@sperez3275]

I think your perception is off 😂

[@parallellions]

Bert Kreisher is literally Homer Simpson

[@BirdOfHermes83]

Whos Bert Kreischer?

[@dukstedi]

BirdOfHermes83 D. same question

[@parallellions]

@@BirdOfHermes83 Brent Chrystals

[@stephen32frazier]

@@BirdOfHermes83 Burp Christening

[@Michael_Schm]

mjaaahh...Homer's funny though?

[@hardybuck2187]

I have to take breaks during this podcast as listening to brent sets me back a few years of education.

[@postmodoutlaw]

The most delicious part of this episode is how blatantly annoyed with the whole peanut butter thing Tom is and freaking artistic Bert does not pick up on it at all. 😂

[@michaelbenson9518]

I did a word count of the podcast. Bert: 112,675. Tommy Buns: 532.

[@juneack5848]

I have adhd and I hyperfocused....dude is right

[@tonypio9815]

And 250 of them were ad reads...

[@charlottem.1477]

My ppl… 🖤

[@kcameron819]

The stuff I didn’t know I needed. Thank you for your service.

[@xxxthe_poop_banditxxx4374]

Wtf , dam bro go play outside

[@jaredontheway]

“Kiss the Button” is also Brets most common command for any dog he comes in contact with.

[@timdegraw1784]

Well said.

[@ZChoate]

They won't sing about you, the history books won't mention your name, but we'll remember you.

[@SaagarsTruckNuts]

Especially with the peanut butter

[@daltd44]

Tim Orlando yeah that hole in the peanut butter jar makes perfect sense if you know bert.

[@finessum2timez]

👏👏👏💀

[@rachizsik20]

I'd really like to watch a spin-off show of 2 Bears where Tom actually gets to speak and finish his sentences.

[@amiwrongaboutsports]

Can you imagine a world where Tom and Bryan Callen worked together and Schaub and Bert interrupted each other for ninety minutes?

[@wesm453]

Lol

[@SpacersChoice]

@@amiwrongaboutsports that could work. let the special kids play together while the adults talk.

[@crocodiledabdee8342]

This episode was a real back step on the “berts not a racist” campaign

[@benjaminconant2309]

Totally

[@calholli]

Even Tom threw down a little... Lincoln was very important.. "kinda back fired a little bit' -- lol Meaning that he shouldn't have freed the slaves

[@fraserbarnaby3664]

Bert is no doubt actually racist. Saying GWC's would taste like shit, saying white people are the master conquerors of the world.

[@kurtisbarker501]

I love how Tom saying what Lincoln did backfired gets him into no trouble cause everyone’s focused on Bert being a lil tiny bit racist 😂

[@luisandresnieves-perez]

@@calholli hes quoting trump

[@J.W.Brogan]

It looks like Tom is tired of babysitting Bert.

[@Jakblade]

I think Kurt just shared his blow with tony. That’s just his coke face.

[@felixculpa9390]

Uhhhhh hundred percent.

[@ticaljarvis]

Legendary: “Don’t read if you’re stupid!..” - Bert

[@tylernguyen3753]

Then goes on about currently reading a book, and his wife reminding him to be careful about how to process that information

[@BostonBlues]

After hearing Brunt pronounce flour im fully convinced he's got a single digit IQ score

[@JakeFennimore]

Half of this episode is Bert coming up with a game that Tom doesn’t actually want to play but says, “OK....”

[@ryan_2791]

The other half is ads lol

[@SuohDeFira]

I have a theory that this podcast only exists so that Tom can milk Burt for sound bites. I know "Tom is a sociopath" is a meme, but if you watch his face after he says something that sets burt off, it's always satisfaction. He knows he's about to shove his foot in his mouth all the way up to his ankle.

[@devinlauwerier404]

Oh,You mean their relationship.

[@Daniel_B79]

That's pretty much half of every episode. They might as well call it one Bert one cave one hostage.

[@reverendmaynard2035]

What's up with the commercials every 2 minutes

[@justinrussell2687]

The mouth open chewing and finger licking by Bart is such a game ender.

[@grega9595]

This is one of a few podcasts that drops your IQ while listening, or increases your concern over LeeAnn.

[@Salty_Kraken]

More concerned that he reproduced.

[@derrickjohnson9692]

@@Salty_Kraken I'm more concerned that just anyone can reproduce 🤣

[@narbush]

I imagine Tom kicking Bert in the balls as soon as they stopped recording. As Bert is wheezing on the ground, Tom stands over him and says “stop cutting me off to make up games. See you next week.” Then leaves

[@denisemarie7991]

Ohhh i wish that were true. I would pay to see it.

[@Smiley-Coyote]

😂😂😂

[@AdamStarr816]

Slowly but surely i wany to kick bert in the nuts. Wasn't always like this.

[@machinezen9785]

His games are terrible

[@charlottem.1477]

🤣 😂 🤣 😂

[@PhartGod]

This show should be called "Tom wrangles a puppy".

[@mrjxn007]

Lol! ...or a litter of feral cats! 🤣

[@chriskeyneighbors]

This made me spit my lunch out

[@woollinthorpe]

a drunk* puppy

[@blainebrown8824]

Or Tom attempte to lasso a squirrel high on acid

[@Opine_Divine]

One bear, one bloated, hairy dolphin, one cave.

[@shawncolarusso5516]

So much of this show is just Bert getting himself worked up and Tom just sitting there like he was something important to say but he can’t get a word in edge wise

[@nicholasdau3690]

Tom can't ever get a word in. He has to literally wait for Brett's 19 interruptions before finishing a sentence

[@cloudlifesmiley]

I think tommy was getting genuinely irritated with bert this episode lol

[@adippinghippo]

Well let's be honest his games this podcast seriously dragged shit along

[@nickyale4220]

They may have had to record 2 or 3 episodes in a row to make up for when they are out of town so I would’ve been too dealing with Bert for 3 hours straight on mic

[@rjw4149]

I think maybe just a off day, Tom doesn't seem *that* into it even in the beginning

[@BirdOfHermes83]

I'm sure that's true for ever episode!

[@CRAG710]

Especially in the end i felt. The apnea thing was kinda upsetting - it was literally watching Tom watching his friend killing himself in front of him using stupidity as a weapon. That had a bit of a dark turn for me.

[@logand5292]

Brett is a walking, talking example of the Dunning-Kruger effect

[@AustinSarlesClimbing]

“Don’t give stupid people access to be intelligent” - Bart Crystals, 2020

[@B.N_Exotics]

Can’t believe

[@bhseigel]

Surprising insight.

[@tommywatching3512]

It angered me that hes reading white fragility

[@lachlanmacdonald9317]

His shirt says Armchair Expert. Bart is the best

[@YoungBrixy]

"It's healthy" - Bert slathering a jar of peanut butter over a cup of pretzels

[@hettel_visual]

You can tell that Tom cares about Bert's wellbeing, and that's pretty cute

[@kevinalkins5529]

Tom looks like he’s helping his son prepare for the preschool science fair

[@pinkyizthebrain2397]

Right? I couldn’t ever be his friend. Rolling his eyes when ppl trying to help him. I’d smack him upside his fucking head first day I met him.

[@clipsedrag13]

Bert's a solid c+ preschool student

[@drunkhunty]

@@pinkyizthebrain2397 this is no place for jokes.

[@johnnyfloyd2499]

Between Bert getting more and more tocked every episode and the million advertisements that constantly pop up this podcast is getting hard to make it through.

[@dreamjackson5483]

"okay"

[@Phillyfan36]

Does anyone else notice the moments where Tom genuinely looks like he wants to murder Bert for a few seconds.

[@odu2014]

Of course, he literally interrupts Tom every time he tries to talk. So annoying

[@GV89bitch]

I listen more than watch and I could feel the tension in this episode. Hate supporting this fat r-word by watching but Tom is worth it. And I want to see him snap

[@SuperHoneyOil]

Its because Bert almost made a black joke. He thinks its hilarious George W Carver intvented peanut lotion. Tom shut that down real quick, was getting bad fast lol

[@Insomniac9sniper]

@26:23

[@GV89bitch]

@@Insomniac9sniper at 25:07 and 25:18, I was fantasizing that Tom was fantasizing about putting that knife thru that fat cajun guys eye fr

[@kylepickering5202]

The best part of this whole thing is Carver didn’t invent peanut butter lol

[@wadekillman1198]

Bert's thought process is like throwing paint on a wall.

[@ClaytonMathisPitt]

It's more like flushing cherry bombs.

[@Opine_Divine]

I was thinking it was more like throwing up out the window of a moving vehicle.

[@shawnbishoplaf]

I’m in my room crying to the fact Bert started the how many presidents game and then says he has been helping Ila with presidents

[@a_roderick1153]

Imagine how better this podcast would be if Tom could finish half of his thoughts without being aggressively interrupted.

[@RolandSpecialSauce]

Also Think about how much better it would be without Bert aggressively interrupting himself. "BTW" every 10 sec

[@andrewdhughes1993]

I don't know, you've got 3hrs of ymh a week to get your Tom hit, it'a nice to see him play the straight man to burt's fat racism

[@TheReadingVagabond]

Roland Special Sauce haha he literally never finishes a thought without interrupting himself on a tangent, like over and over where nothing makes sense

[@willycolton]

while toms in the middle of a sentence about a book he read- ‘HOME RUN! WHAT ARE WE DOING WITH THOUGHTS IM READING THIS BOOK ABOUT BREATHING ITS HARD TO READ A BOOK ABOUT BREATHING YOU JUST START HAVING A PANIC ATTACK AND CLOSING YOUR SPHINCTER ITS META!’ - Bart

[@dopeinfertility]

You don't understand what a dynamic is, do you?

[@brettpenning]

1:27:18 The sound in Bert's voice asking Tom for a sleep over sounds so innocent and loving 🤣

[@weezypeezy1725]

Bert’s the type of guy to get a can of hotdog chilli and just eat it cold

[@willycolton]

We know Bart considers himself an international glizzy champion.

[@connerross612]

I love how anytime Bert does absolutely anything at all. You can see Tom dies a little inside

[@loganlittrell945]

Now every episode is just Bert trying have another “kool aid” moment.

[@Kow8675309]

Not to mention ads every 15 minutes

[@grizzlyblair]

@@Kow8675309 yay! let's name the presidents!!

[@grizzlyblair]

33:33 hang on, hang on, stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop... but then they didn't stop

[@jacksonlusted908]

Let's be real. This episode sucked...

[@jacksonlusted908]

And it was 100% Bert's fault

[@aarontaylor6889]

I miss the days when Nadav would put Bert is in his place.

[@glenhoddinott3799]

Legit

[@michaelzalecki5596]

You mean tbe guy who sucks at his job enough to be consistently berated... lmfao

[@michaelzalecki5596]

dude can't zoom in lmfao

[@TheMolokoVellocet]

"Close some of those tabs or I'm gonna come in there!" Couldn't stop laughing.

[@MegaFlorest]

I thought it was funny when it was a bit, but now...not so much. It's like Rogan being a shit to Jamie.

[@kawaiiafangirl]

@@MegaFlorest I think Tom is so deadpan and commits to character when it comes to Nadav but Bert is just a dick to him.

[@slipphilton6141]

This episode could be the worst case of Bert interrupting

[@ImRicWooo]

I know what you mean, It was great.

[@mateo77ish]

Man! That Presidential “viral clip” was paaaaiinful.

[@Swearengen1980]

Yep. How the hell do you not know John Adams as the 2nd President?

[@volcom18334]

Tom asking Burt to lunch was his way of asking Lenny to tell him about the rabbits

[@charlesridgway216]

Tom looked like he was strongly considering never doing this podcast again 😂

[@alexanderjeromewhite2380]

@Texans Tackle I really enjoyed the entire episode. You must be in a bad mood 🤷‍♂️😕

[@smashin]

@Not Mick Blotters Bert controlling 97% of the show and introducing a dumb ass game...yep.

[@SuperHoneyOil]

@@alexanderjeromewhite2380 No it was their worst episode yet. I mean Bert legit couldn't stop doing reads. He did a semi racist bit about the sponsor for like half the show. Super boring. Kept cutting off Tom like normal, but it wasn't funny just dumb.

[@StephenKyle91]

TK what made it semi racist? I bet you use shampoo made out of peanuts

[@michaeldoyle189]

This episode was definitely bert at his worst. Tom looked visibly irritated through most of it. Usually Tom is amused to see where Bert goes... or to see that he is gently nudging Bert into half-assed idiotic rants. This was not a good look for bert. That said, still entertained by Bert's inability to read the person across the table from him and his total lack of self-awareness.

[@duck_poppa]

This is 1 hour 29 minutes and 25 seconds of a grown man having a stroke for us all to watch for free

[@ItsMeSpiritual]

He barely got the ad read out haha 🤣

[@joeywakeman3098]

I can’t think of anything worse to eat on a podcast than pretzels and peanut butter

[@albert9364]

Agreed. Also The peanut butter bit lasted way too long. After 10 minutes of it, it started to get pretty annoying.

[@fuzzmaster77]

Krispy Kremes...

[@danieldickinson5853]

Bert is a prime example of the Florida education system in full effect.

[@lkristoff5142]

No child left behind. Even if they should be.

[@johnh7144]

holy fucking christ i've never seen such a true comment ( i live in clearwater fl)

[@CadChamberlain]

Bert: "I'm gonna get canceled for this statement" The statement he's talking about: "What else could he make a peanut do?"

[@cloudlifesmiley]

🤣🤣🤣

[@DrJuice1]

Christina does that too, and Tom has called her out on it on YMH. I think they play that when they have nothing to say but need to fill up podcast time.

[@vrcbeezy57]

@@DrJuice1 No offense to push but I honestly don't like watching the podcast cause she just says immature stuff I get sometimes but jesus

[@DrJuice1]

@Devin McNulty That's a big leap. She's performing on the podcast. Christina seems like an awesome person. Watch her Road Rules season. She's intelligent and has a great personality.

[@DrJuice1]

@Devin McNulty Well, it's not the world's fault that you're an incel. Sorry, guy.

[@mattmccartney5996]

Listening to Bert talk, I think I finally understand how Frank "Grimey" Grimes felt toward Homer Simpson: "If you lived in any other country in the world, you'd have starved to death long ago."

[@izzywebb1927]

Bert: "does this make sense?" Tom: "No"

[@Jaysteves180]

I grew up just as loud as Bert, just as drunk as Bert and just as self obsessed as Bert only now as I watch Bert I realize how much of an assehole I was 😂

[@amd5281]

“This was made to drink on a treadmill” 😂 I can’tttt

[@amd5281]

Rap Fan Businessman I just can’t even fathom someone drinking a box of wine on the treadmill and that’s a daily thing for Brent Crystals. 😂

[@harrycfxi]

Don’t you just hate it when the goddamn podcast interrupts your ads?!

[@MrDALE-jy8tu]

Finally a real American!

[@Jakem763]

There’s like 5 ad breaks over an hour and a half not as bad as it’s been actually pretty reasonable

[@deanwilliams5941]

The fact that Bert thinks that chugging Kool Aid and eating peanut butter covered pretzels is in ANY way healthy, explains a lot.

[@joseluki]

If he was not a profesional commedian he would probably be a hobo, or would be showcased in a freakshow circus.

[@Kiluei]

Its pretty shocking sometimes to learn how some people are totally unaware of how unhealthy certain types of food are. Even fruit can be bad for you if you eat too much of it. Fruit can still have loads of sugar, eat too much of it and you'll surpass the max sugar intake you have in a day. Drinking 6 glasses of OJ every day is bad for you for example. I bet Burt wouldn't even know that. He'd think, ''oranges are good for you!''

[@JR-rz1br]

He makes up a new reality to suit his behaviours.

[@Kiluei]

@Transistor Fist He either doesn't take sober October seriously or just acts like he's doing well. Or he's chugging loads of koolaid and is still eating like a pig. I mean, how many years has Joey Diaz been counting points now and doing Weight Watchers? lol He always says he's working out and eating healthy, has he lost weight?

[@kierancooke7915]

no it’s ok the kool aid is low calorie

[@Prometheushighaf]

Everyone hating on Bert. Are you forgetting he's going to die soon? Enjoy him while you can

[@MaraMash]

Nah man hes in peak physical condition, just ask him hes a fuckin expert lmao

[@Troyry]

This podcast should be re named "Bert's weekly stroke"

[@spencersherwood217]

Brett’s*

[@AnthonyTrudeau]

I am _barely_ saying these *words*

[@anthonybowman6594]

Seconded

[@bensandker2308]

3:59

[@peachfry0169]

Does anyone else feel like Bert gets dumber every week? Like he almost has a worse moment every episode.

[@clintonleonard5187]

If you watch the early episodes Bert acts way different. He has turned up his personality to 11 on this show because he thinks it's what's good about the show. And we can all see Tom slowly getting tired of it.

[@ryanwalker8843]

Yeah I liked him when the podcast first came out...

[@MrSpeedyAce]

He’s definitely dumber. Dumber and grosser. I don’t know anyone else who is more disgusting than Bart.

[@seanwilliams5916]

@@clintonleonard5187 wait so he's acting dumb as a bit cuz he thinks its funny to come off like that?

[@Chris-fl2tt]

Moment?

[@ryan-yz8fe]

this podcast can be summed up by Bert saying a nonsequitor and tom saying “ok”

[@joshh3371]

I hear Tom and Bert say "I love you" more than I hear my parents say it

[@sj205]

So this Bart guy, he's one of those cool guys that Tom's been talkin bout?

[@Tintdaddy88]

I think Bernt's actually r worded...

[@jeffXedge]

I love having to click skip adds every two minutes for an hour. Really let’s the conversation flow and feel involved in the conversation.

[@R3VR1CK]

When he licks his fingers and wipes his face all I can think is "poop finger"

[@VideoNozoki]

fecal matter on the sides of his nose.

[@kylemcgill2966]

21:20 The fact that Tom didn't mention how Bret said "flour" shows how much he does it.

[@Earendel84]

"Close some of those tabs or I'm gonna come in there." -Tom Lost it

[@bc_dave]

Taylor Bartley After hearing Tom's book list I would worry if I was Nadav...🤣

[@dillybrown]

I feel like tom is slowly regretting his friendship with big boy lol.

[@BillyHayes79Music]

Tom never finishes a sentence because Bert interrupts him with sentences he never finishes. 2 bears lots of unfinished sentences

[@zyourzgrandzmaz]

This podcast has become a mukbang while Tom sits there and Bert talks.

[@ZChoate]

This president bit is killing me, especially because it's been ten minutes, and they haven't even said Bill Clinton yet.

[@c0Ld]

You mean the guy that flew to Epstein's Pedo Island 30 times?

[@ZChoate]

@@c0Ld SHUT UP, WHAT? I'VE NEVER HEARD THAT. DOES THE INTERNET KNOW YET??

[@shawnmcvey7789]

My roommates were wondering why I kept saying "Bill Clinton" over and over🤣

[@goosemack3587]

they didn't say Obama either I'm pretty sure hahah

[@cameronrivascreativedirector]

@@ZChoate You know what I heard that's even crazier than that... EPSTEIN DIDN'T KILL HIMSELF!

[@Khalid.F95]

I have a feeling that brent isn’t allowed to bring peanut butter home

[@hazbaska1]

Yeah, otherwise those dogs are gonna be in for some shit

[@timdegraw1784]

He couldn't pronounce 'flour' correctly. Bert is officially r-worded...

[@michaeldoyle189]

When Bert started laughing after he read off GWC uses for peanuts, I thought it was at the realization that he can't read flour. Instead he goes into a ridiculous bit about GWC. It's pure insanity that Bert has a certain level of awareness of the world around him. Yet his level of self-awareness is seemingly non-existent.

[@GuinessHangover]

@@michaeldoyle189Bert gives me hope that if my life falls apart one day, I can say fuck it and become a stand-up comedian . My guy is slobbering on himself, giggling about how GWC must have smelled like peanut butter and to not bring up peanuts around him.

[@TheReadingVagabond]

Haha and he takes the intellectual high ground in this convo saying ‘morons’ shouldn’t read certain books when I think he may actually be on the spectrum

[@charlesbirdsong6782]

This entire comment thread is gold. Pure fucking gold.

[@RolandSpecialSauce]

@@TheReadingVagabond I think he was just coming up with an excuse to why he shouldn't be reading books.

[@Arob80]

Bert: "Benjamin Franklin discovered lightning" I laughed so damn much

[@ryanbowen9718]

Brent is slowly turning into a visco girl. First the hydro flask and now scrunchies

[@anthonybowman6594]

This just made me snort laugh out loud

[@Justin-lg1qb]

Sksksksksk

[@rjw4149]

Pretty sure that's one of those face shield things but.. Guess that's not as funny huh

[@ryanbowen9718]

@@rjw4149 yea ik it is im trying to make a joke. Im not retarded i know its his face mask

[@Nick-ds6oc]

This entire podcast feels like Tom is running a scientific experiment and Bert is the unknowing subject.

[@guitarmichael]

Bert coming up with the most boring idea so far: “this is gonna be the next viral thing”

[@Shansico]

Uggggh I so get that!! Hahahaha like the ex bf of my bestfriend who thought being fancy was heating up the chef boyardee ravioli in a pot on the stove and not cold out of the can!!

[@charlesbirdsong6782]

Shansico No, not quite like that. 😂

[@Shansico]

@@charlesbirdsong6782 🤦🏽‍♀️🤣 I meant to reply to a different comment! Just noticed it must have hit the wrong one hahaha the one I meant was about Burnt looking like he eats chili dog chili cold 😄

[@paulcarmi8130]

@@Shansico that thing about whamen not being funny... Thanks for proving it

[@guitarmichael]

Not cool dude. Don’t start any arguments under my comment coz I’ll get mad notifications.

[@brysontaylor1223]

Theres something amazing about Bert telling Tom morons shouldn’t read and then telling him about all the books he read but couldn’t tell you anything about.

[@johnnolen2781]

i know its almost 2 years later, but Bert himself says that him not being able to tell Tom anything about the books he read, is why morons shouldnt read. He was using himself as an example to prove his point, and nobody gets that lol

[@noahcramer9230]

Bert: If you're stupid stay away from books. Also Bert in an earlier episode: I never read.

[@ColinQuin]

Bert runs 16 miles a day just like how RPC doesn’t like getting pissed on.

[@listentothedead]

I was so skeptical that he ran so much, I watched all 5 and half hours of his running of the marathon. Makes me hate myself.

[@The3p3hr]

He only runs that much when he is chasing a dog

[@jessea5360]

Nick Bergin could he have run a HALF marathon and be mistaken and think he ran the FULL marathon?

[@listentothedead]

@@jessea5360 I fucking wish. He ran the entire LA marathon and videoed the entire thing. Plus people were with him. I wish he'd cheated or something, that's what I was certain he'd do.

[@ColinQuin]

Yes, that’s one time he ran a Marathon then he was fucked up for like 2 weeks after that. Honestly it’s all cancelled out by the drinking and eating he does. Definite doesn’t run that amount everyday though. If he ran a decent amount of miles per day you know he would be posting the treadmill mileage .

[@johnschreckengost2847]

Bert’s the only person that can get fatter walking on a treadmill.

[@LordSeth-hf8ew]

He's been told countless times that a treadmill does most of the work for you probably why, not the wine or booze of course

[@SanjeetSingh-hl5qv]

Bert being mad that Peanut Butter was not being made the same in 1895 just shows his intelligence level

[@skeptical4446]

Listening to Bert butcher history in a confident tone is both sad and hilarious

[@dennislowry8260]

Mostly sad

[@jacksonlusted908]

Mostly annoying

[@zombierobotsheep]

Yay! Another episode of “Can We Fit In More Ads Than Actual Show?” With cameo appearances by Bom and Tert!

[@DeShawnaldTrump]

Who else agrees that the live YMH pomcast was worth every penny?

[@johngreen665]

so great! I wish I could show people.

[@matthewtimothy]

I would have paid double but my post live stream therapy is going to hurt the wallet.

[@cltnthecultist]

I have never subbed to a patreon or anything like that, but if they did one every month for 10 bucks, I’d sign up faster than you can say home here now.

[@DaleDan-Tony]

We all learned that Top Dog is bottom bitch to Charo. Lol

[@hectorscustomrods2606]

It was great to see the clips, but I felt like it could have had more. Only felt like throwing up once.

[@corylee8137]

Tom was so mad about the tabs 🤣 “close the tabs before I come in there!”

[@Shdjtjskcjg]

When Bert is talking about George and peanuts, Tom looks noticeably annoyed and like “why are we wasting time talking about this stupid shit”

[@cmzy729]

In the president game too. Basically most of this episode

[@Shdjtjskcjg]

Christie RM yeah but he was laughingg alot when they were on the phone

[@cmzy729]

Phil Snyder yeah he got around it when they called kevin christy. I still very much enjoyed his annoyance at the start lol

[@mingthemerciless834]

timestamp

[@tamarackZo6]

@Texans Tackle don't forget that horrible screeching he does.

[@GWarrior56]

Bert’s drunker than usual this episode, holy shit man get it together.

[@basestolen6109]

Tom was barley interrupted this episode because Bert never stopped talking

[@Kbwintyy]

Nick Custadio I like how Tom basically just sits there and stares at him

[@VideoNozoki]

"barley" - Bert's fanbase .... (I think you want to say "barely" ) This is why, even stupid people should learn to read.

[@jeremyfielding4446]

Tom constantly looks like like he is trying so hard to put up with Bert.

[@MaraMash]

Hes got a strong heart, mind and will to not have snapped months ago. Plus im sure it brings him much joy seeing how much it pisses other people off.

[@charlottem.1477]

@@MaraMash thank you, exactly!!

[@jordansinn]

We all know what Bert has been doing with that peanut butter.

[@kimberwaits911]

Its not gay if its his dog

[@kuslerf12]

Gold

[@laurenclark1304]

I love this podcast, but is anyone else having the same experience with TONS of ads? I feel like I'm seeing one every 3 or 4 minutes! It's wayyyy too much!

[@lyfsabych]

It started for me yesterday Literally every video I click on now I get an ad first, not just this one. Almost never saw any ads until yesterday.

[@Orcawhale1]

Use adblock, and if your on a phone do this: kzbin.info/www/bejne/gXO7haGoecSNqZY

[@louisthorner2828]

Brave browser is your friend.

[@Pissingonmyflowers]

If you have an Android get the app KZbin vanced. No ads and you can get dark mode

[@MrDALE-jy8tu]

Go to the end, let the video finish, then hit the replay button. No ads.

[@lkb1228]

Jesus christ Bart is extra r-worded today 😂

[@DrThrashmaster]

*Bert snoring like a wildebeest* KZbin CC : [music]