Ep 516 - Gloom Flower (feat. Sam Tallent, Lemaire Lee, & Shawn Gardini)

[@mattandshanessecretpodcast9138]

Go See Shane Live @ www.shanemgillis.com/ Go See Matt Live in CLEVELAND / BOSTON / TYSONS VA / NYC and more @ mattmccusker.com/dates/ Go See Samuel Live and buy his book @ www.samtallent.com/ Support Chubby Behemoth @ www.patreon.com/chubbybehemoth Watch Wide World !! Go see Shawn Gardini if you want @ www.shawngardini.com/ Go See Lemaire Lee Live @ lemairelee.fun/

[@ETHANR26]

yeah everyone needs a scam therapist amirite

[@TaylorLancaster-t1z]

Matt, I worked in a Maryland dispensary and also grow my own. You are correct about everything including THCa online sales without a license due to the 2018 Farm Bill loophole.

[@SickTroll]

Blessed be the fruit.

[@jordanjae]

Where tf is fat lazy shane? Just do your own podcast matt. Take all the money. Do it with Billy, whose the coolest funniest person I've ever heard.

[@Derpk-rt9by]

Wasted sam talent on this one boys

[@kjvmsc]

comparing domestic abuse to breaking your controller over a game that you love due to nerd rage is an all-time LeMaire moment

[@EloyGabriel_]

Hahaha you can always buy a new controller and knowing Lemorp he has 2 😂

[@jonathansterwerf2160]

Legendary

[@alexanderkvitrovn9828]

“WiFi is bad in castles”

[@CoachCarter102]

Not only a top lemaire moment but that’s a top tier joke form the pod itself

[@CoachCarter102]

Though I’m just curious if that was just a rework of a Patrice premise

[@nellyz1239]

Sam looks like adult Cartman

[@keatonjorgensen8793]

Sam isn't that handsome. Tim Dillon is the real life cartman

[@yoopergamer1871]

@@keatonjorgensen8793 lol you both are funny

[@j0n.p]

And is only 10% as funny

[@Thalefrastus]

“Adult” is stretching it.. he’s just old.

[@igunashiodesu]

Well, he's from Colorado

[@Walter_Stroud]

The Matt McCusker Experience

[@mediocredude2264]

gotta love it

[@turpentinesoup]

Don’t mind Shane not being here at all lol

[@nuggert]

@@turpentinesoupcareful

[@GunsAnonymous]

Yessir. Matt does a great job. If he was just a solo podcaster i would 100% watch. Shanes awesome too but i dont get the people who complain about him being busy with other shit right now. Tje cast goes on amd life happens

[@bwa_8]

​@@turpentinesoup Watch it

[@Sierra_Whiskey22]

Currently sleeping on an air mattress after my gf of 6 years just dipped out. This is the beginning of my Matt arc.

[@scubaking3370]

Godspeed

[@EloyGabriel_]

Exercise brother

[@MrSquint-o9n]

Be better than this version of “mssp”

[@ChaseReamer-bi1js]

Way to think. Don't trip bruv

[@NewKanyeFan]

Brother. I just left my girl of 6 years, she was terrible in so many ways. The court gave her my apartment. Ahe never paid a dime towards anything. I was always the worker. Now when I have my kids 4 days a week we stay on an air mattress at my mom's. ❤ just gotta build it back up man

[@SEOcompanyMarketing]

Sam Tallent looks like a 65 year old man from Key West

[@jimmyrustler8983]

He's dressed like Jon Voight in Anaconda

[@Hashashin_Fidayin]

@@jimmyrustler8983 Or like Newman from Jurassic park outside cafe scene. "see? no one cares"

[@jimmyrustler8983]

@@Hashashin_Fidayin Perfect. 🤣

[@shaneguglielmo2750]

@@jimmyrustler8983not sure who that is

[@EastboundAndDowns]

That's precisely accurate. He's the guy that pumps a physical $10 bill into the TouchTunes jukebox and plays air guitar to old, shitty classic rock

[@WhispersOfaSilhouette]

Lemaire saying he really loves video games but has broken a controller for every generation of consoles had me dead 😂 What an analogy.

[@krazykkarl]

32:30

[@sjones8832]

The Dawgs have blessed us while Shane is in Communist Canada

[@christianshaw9102]

The good old hockey bros and dawgs got his back

[@TEAMGETHELP]

I hope he makes it back or gets on with the LetterKenny guy. We need that cross over.

[@cathalhannon2714]

Political prisoner

[@Timlareit]

Chinada

[@MrYodeezy]

Aye?!

[@maxonheadrick9339]

the united states of lemairaca holy shit the new great ceasar is here

[@rakim126]

That slapped. I hit pause on that on.

[@whodoobucrew2960]

I have finally decided who I am voting for in November

[@mattomara]

God Emperor Lemorp

[@Gamerdude153]

Shane couldn't zoom into the podcast because he would be arrested since there is no free speech in Commuda

[@MattH-wg7ou]

💯

[@TheArborphiliac]

You know how they named Canada? They had a meeting, and one guy said 'well I think it should start with a C, eh?' 'yeah and then an N, eh?'.

[@ethansaunders]

Commuda is gold

[@daxk3385]

Can confirm. Government restricting speech and content hard. It's a northern shithole, but it's OK.

[@kissthesunn]

CHINAda

[@daleschuls1020]

When I moved up to WI and saw a black squirrel. My immediate phrase was "Squiggas."

[@Snarf_Le_Wombat]

😮😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@kingumm41]

Theyre big af. Ninja squirrel hideout was nearby.

[@jakebradley2517]

matt is slowly morphing into a texas man, style wise

[@rakim126]

Open carry by next month

[@kingumm41]

Looks like a mtn. biker bro who makes his own trails with some pals

[@BookerT69]

@@jakebradley2517 so hot

[@Sumnerstreet]

@@kingumm41now that’s living!

[@peepeepoopoo42069]

He looks like me after I got my free Bass Pro Shop Club hat at white people Mecca in Memphis. Walked in with 2 pocket beers; walked out with a $3k credit limit on a new card, but me and the boys got that free ride to the top of the pyramid.

[@z33tanner]

Lemaires joke about loving video games but breaking controlers was hilarious. Straight up died in my car, Blessing my shitty commute.

[@beachchickensmedia]

matt was firing on all cylinders on this one. as per usual.

[@Snarf_Le_Wombat]

You know how to remember the firing order for an inline six? 😏

[@CryptoDread]

What’s a goon to a goblin

[@erixouther]

Wisdom fr

[@ADHDSophia]

I was being a goon.. grandma was being a goblin

[@rakim126]

What's a gloom to a globbin

[@BookerT69]

@@CryptoDread what’s a knob to a slobbin

[@peepeepoopoo42069]

What's either to a super gremlin? 🤔

[@kladimirputin96]

Sam tallent is a thick bull, a true dawg. Wide Wide World rules.

[@GiantOakTree420]

imagine being so fat you only relate to fat people, he's funny. You don't have to force your weight on us.

[@homestarbutt]

True wagon status, shane and beez would be proud

[@RonBurgundy412]

So underrated when Matt mentioned Spud and Lemaire said speaking of taters 😂 Normand would appreciate that one

[@EastboundAndDowns]

I'm always glad to see The Toad on MSSP

[@elijahvega9966]

I love Gardini , he’s a word smith not in like a shakespearean way but like funny old timey sayings and hood slang. He can turn a regular sentence into the funniest way possible 😂😂

[@blwnodaiy]

He attended the Von/Normand school of wordplay arts.

[@elijahvega9966]

@@blwnodaiy that’s located in a black neighborhood 😂

[@BENJAMIN-nz6nd]

Nah I peeped that also might have to check out some standup

[@BURNOUTRS]

Interestingly enough, neither of your two attempts are actually senetences.

[@BookerT69]

@@elijahvega9966 he so fuckin rainbow

[@ilikebassandagiraffe]

Us dawgs must protect those helpless cats from the hungry hungry Haitians

[@christianshaw9102]

Imagine a kids game designed and marketed as hungry hungry Haitians

[@mini_mozzer]

@@christianshaw9102 would be a great introduction for kids to know not to hang around "others"

[@ilikebassandagiraffe]

@@christianshaw9102😂

[@rustincole_w1339]

@christianshaw9102 haha Hippos are from Africa too after all

[@exodusx2761]

@@rustincole_w1339Unfortunately the flaw in this logic is that Haitians are NOT

[@micahv4280]

Shoutout scuffed realtor🙌🏿🙌🏿🔥🔥help nick help his daughters

[@josephestrada982]

Doing it for my daughta

[@lukyred87]

“The poor people in New York have just been munching critters” 😂

[@patrickspellman8758]

San talent is one of the only acceptable stand ins for big kahuna

[@user-kq6ju6hc1w]

Compared to The dawg hes basically sam notalent

[@VS666]

@@user-kq6ju6hc1w Sam is a lot more witty and a better writer. he doesn't have the popularity that Shane does, he's too much of an intellectual

[@elwiso672]

@@VS666better writing and still not funny.

[@LordConstrobuz]

sam tallent is a cringe redditor and so are you

[@peepeepoopoo42069]

@@elwiso672 He reminds me of my late uncle, and that's enough for me to love him.

[@moondough6010]

Lemaire is crying for help and yall are just laughing

[@whansandceros]

Dude is cooked gonna snap soon spill some tea and bounce back to pissing himself at Walmart

[@BurtGummerrr]

Dudes worthless. How much more help/handouts can you give a person? Can't fucking stand that dude.

[@BookerT69]

📠 😂

[@dragonballs512]

Lemorp

[@moondough6010]

Lecryforhelp

[@josephesquibel1605]

Lemaires analogy on not beating women and breaking controllers was funny asf

[@anthonyzaso7277]

where’s the time stamp

[@kladimirputin96]

How blessed are we on this fine day, my fellow dawgs?

[@upthera-v3r]

you're a dork

[@dustynutz4982]

I appreciate that you commented twice

[@calebgoodwin2110]

Praise pamom

[@Chickennuggets18363]

So gay you ppl are 😂

[@BigScrap4042]

Don't be gay

[@kegdoty]

Lemaire with an amazing joke around 32:00. Genuinely cried laughing

[@rambooven4290]

Here’s our slop!

[@therealaaron8767]

Blasphemy

[@samiralhayid]

Weeeeeee weeeeee

[@HasanPikerIsADouche]

If this is slop, then the dawgs are eating good

[@Crispysloth]

Fine helping of grool

[@dingledong94]

"Auntie Vax" should have received more attention

[@raydawg6364]

Stellar cast. Praise the lord

[@Poliswag7]

Boys I still haven’t gotten through the last two eps, the blessings don’t stop.

[@lordfordification]

Shane is busy with his OF girlfriend. Sickler has a mutant on his show today. Jamie screwed up the Rogan upload. Sam is the light in the darkness that is podcasting today.

[@dustynutz4982]

Yeh idk wtf sickler was trying to do

[@goatpepperherbaltea7895]

Sam is a slimeball. You need better pods durag and hatewatch were great today.

[@dustynutz4982]

@@goatpepperherbaltea7895 jeez what's with the hate dude 😂

[@kvltvr6967]

@@goatpepperherbaltea7895no u

[@goatpepperherbaltea7895]

@@dustynutz4982 no hate all love but I’d look into Sam if I were you he’s done some evil things

[@93captian]

God bless the united states of Lemaireica

[@100canadianmaplestirup8]

gods not real- babies get raped & get cancer & siameas twins are a real thing- grow up Santa claus aint real

[@McFrair]

Babe wake up another episode of Matt and Matt's Mattcret Mattcast is out!

[@steven4385]

Train by day Matt McCusker podcast by night, all day !

[@moralhazard1]

Sam Tallents Wide World show should have more views! Insane how well done those are!!!

[@kvltvr6967]

It's not illegal to be soaking wet.

[@WizKhaliba]

I haven’t started it yet but I hope this is an intervention episode with Matt having the talk with lemaire about the house

[@Sanjagoo]

The boys are on fire this episode! Dawgs are blessed 🙏

[@rainbaseball28]

Sam fits like a glove into the cast. A true dawg

[@Keegan12161]

Great hearing Shawn speak up more on these

[@673AWSF]

Uncle Nicky gettin mad love from the Shaman and dawgs, love to see it.

[@JosephLangwasser]

He's the fuckin MAN

[@ZoochDiddyTV]

Hands down, top 5 mssp episodes off all time, the Dawgs were firing on every cylinder in this one

[@haterade5137]

"Let them eat cats!" -Lamaire Antoinette

[@GunsAnonymous]

Its cool that matt looks at the bros comin up to him as a chill thing. The past few years have been pretty dark for me and i think for a lot of people. The cast has been 1 of the consistent things that have given me a break from my own reality. If i ran into Matt in the wild i would want to say whats up and thank him too. Bless all the dawgs.

[@HowsYourFaceFeel]

Blessed by the wizard of words Sam Tallent

[@michaelfail586]

Matt has reached the back porch sitting era.

[@josephestrada982]

UNC

[@jrob1564]

how the hell did they get superstar shawn gardini on here

[@coltonpowers3648]

Lemaire- "I dont think I think at all" Hahahaha truest statement of the entire pod, what an absolute menace

[@chasebrenner2437]

“The United States of lemarica”- Guard dog

[@HardestTB]

intro clip hit especially hard because im currently on 6 out of 6 from my 6-pack of rona

[@mattdrummond3552]

51:32 McCusker cooked with that line god damn

[@JasonVoorheesFriday13th]

Matt & is one of my favourite podcasts.

[@possumxl]

And so begins the next chapter, Matt and Sam’s Secret Podcast. So long Shane. It was nice while it lasted

[@travisclark401]

Love the shoutout they gave Nick. He’s legit the funniest dude around.

[@silenced8630]

the last time lemaire was on the pod he was starting to like kamala, and this episode realized that he generally just doesnt have thoughts. Never change lameezy

[@enemyspotted2467]

The safety device sam mentions at 50:00 exists in racing, known as the HANS device. It prevents whiplash/internal decapitation in the event of a forward impact.

[@BrandonsOutside]

We got guys

[@DamnThatsFunny308]

Just moved into my new spot, feeling the gratitude, then 420 hertz of pure blessing

[@ColonelBleep]

I want to see more Wizard battles between Sam and Shane!

[@jakefromstatefarm8010]

Sam Tallent looks like he fell asleep for 35 yeats while listening to Jimmy Buffeton repeat

[@blwnodaiy]

I love Jimmy Buffeton

[@blwnodaiy]

I’ve listened to him for yeats

[@shrimpscampin]

Luh crankyy

[@Peter-cx4ir]

And they forgot to turn down the flow on the feeding tube

[@JooseyJay]

Nick Rochefort is legitimately one of the funniest guys ever. GUESS WHAT?

[@TheDankKnight69]

Keep your head up Shawn!! You are doing great 👍

[@gdt19871]

29:32 LFG Lemaire! If only....

[@dankestranch8738]

Lemaire pods are always the best pods

[@R.J.MacReady1982]

No they are not.😂

[@localwaterchamp7712]

Rarely…never, even. Never are they the best.

[@Krow943]

Shout out to the dawgs for not getting all weird with the thumbnails like everyone else

[@moneyz5590]

Sam talent smiles like a special kid just pure contagious joy

[@guybrushtwood]

Spud needs his own solo pod. Would love to hear the inner workings of the enigma that is his mind 🤯

[@nathanielthomas9178]

Funniest episode in a while. Gardjnj and lemonster are getting better by the week

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

Nice. I shall listen to this while taking several watery dumps in the dark, because the electricity in the bathroom is screwed and it's 9:30pm and I have diarrhea. Life is good.

[@jimmyrustler8983]

"Give me fifty cents and I'll rub it on the fence!"

[@anthonylangston23]

I relate too hard. Might need to see a doctor. Could be allergic to grutens.

[@JoeMama-yd1ve]

Doesn’t get much better than that

[@addytrolla2535]

When in Rome.

[@BobbyBawlbaggs]

Matt’s Masterclass Podcast, finally the weights hve been lifted again

[@JD_50]

My only question is who’s going to investigate the investigators?

[@justkidding8304]

Do you truly in your heart believe sandy hook actually happened?

[@samcarroll4767]

Don't you know we're in gullis?

[@g0veGaming]

Blessed are the dawgs who walk the righteous path of zyndom

[@yoopergamer1871]

ON is better

[@jakemedley6848]

This fresh slop will cure my depression now that wam bam thank you Sam is here

[@supagremlin3274]

Mssp boys with Sam Tallent, we don’t lose

[@michaelmorse6587]

We need the spud and rocherfort pod

[@brandonterrio6922]

I feel so blessed 3x in one week? Dawgs we must praise the most high.

[@devinfrancis53]

The idea of hiring a dude to talk about bug out bags to your wife has me dying

[@InspectorButters4]

In all about that dopamine stack!! 😂 On Saturdays I got 2 tvs going in my game room .... 1 with UFC and 1 with college football, and i'm on my phone betting and checking odds. Then on Sunday it's football on 1 TV, and either F1, MotoGP, or some kind of racing on the the 2nd, phone open for bets, and tablet going so I can keep up with my fantasy football score........all that and I STILL can't escape the voices in my head!! 🤣🤣🤣 Nah fr it gives me anxiety but there's too much good 💩 going on during the weekends and I hate watching live sports replays! 🍻✌️

[@jujubean1185]

39:13 "I'm just a gay old man.."

[@tylertutt3141]

So many iterations of this podcast sit in that could just be full on podcasts is wild..

[@Mike-nr9po]

Has Lemorp has been hiding away in Shane’s Austin house while he’s away?

[@johngriff914]

Gardini told me a few weeks ago they’re breaking his balls about it and calling him LeMooch now

[@Mike-nr9po]

@@johngriff914I mean shit, prob saves him 1.5-2k a month. Dudes basically making a salary by getting free housing.

[@ImmaTigerBro]

Currently dopamine stacking while playing core keeper and listening to the pod and texting people i'll never meet, thanks fellas!

[@TrulyNowhereMan]

Truly the Spoils Of War.

[@gagekelly1051]

I’m so glad Lameezy and Guard dog get their time to shine. Sam is great too

[@MattttG3]

Sam Talent and Shane Gillis, laughing on mushies at Stanhopes old place in 2021 on his roof about his cat leaving this realm. Lol everytime I see Sam T I think of that

[@beavsinator]

Shout out to Gardini for the Dopamine stacking call out. I was listening to that as I was playing a game. That shit slapped me.

[@user-vf6km4sf2r]

55:55 rosin has the terps in it

[@juicysmollett150]

Yes

[@mikeyjewicz]

Came here to say the same thing. I don't know who Sam's scientist is but he's obviously full of it

[@InspectahReese]

Blessed be the dawgs for helping me get through my 9 hour shift today 🙌

[@jack.hanley]

Peace is restored

[@markgonzales8184]

These 4 dudes together could probably save the world

[@DanHosler]

1:20 Matt starting off with a P.A.

[@xenia2428]

One of the best eps this year

[@hixta]

back to mom's custody

[@ZatchBolski]

Matt writing off every PA dispensary for one bad jar of ground trim is hilarious. He tells that story all the time.

[@Tonytone562]

Dawgs eatin

[@FadeArcade92]

It's rly becoming Matt's Secret Podcast

[@zombialch3mist]

Remember when Shane used to be on the pod

[@CodyKerns3703]

United States of Lemarica did not go unnoticed my GOD

[@abdulg4762]

The dark goblin almost got me, praise be to the shaman and big gay bill 🤲🏾