EPIC RANT: Detroit Teams Gave Mike Valenti A Terrible Birthday

The win may have cemented Bob Quinn and Matt Patricia in Detroit, Michigan State is terrible and Michigan looks to be back on track.
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[@slyde734]

The Michigan victory seems all the more better knowing that in ruined his birthday.

[@tyjordan7861]

Yea he decided to celebrate the next week 27-24 gooo green !!

[@vader_OG]

@@tyjordan7861 lmao

[@lawrencedockery9032]

Oh my God he's got a sad birthday horn. Totally needs to be a #1 seed in the next Stoney & Wojo Invitational

[@benangell3974]

I hope they do that this year! When is that usually?

[@lawrencedockery9032]

@@benangell3974 The last couple of times they did it, it was over the summer when nothing was going on. Don't think they were able to do it last year though

[@benangell3974]

@@lawrencedockery9032 I'll definitely be listening this summer

[@pkirishfan88]

I watch Valenti from Alabama. I’m a Notre Dame fan. When will he be back in studio? I love his facial expressions on his rants. Valenti RULES!!!

[@SouthernSkeptic]

I live 12 miles from the Florida Bama state line and I hardly watch sports anymore. But Mike cracks me up.

[@johnmaki6821]

He’s said that he would rather broadcast from home. So he’s probably using corona as an excuse to stay home

[@buckeyesl5]

Well why can’t he video chat?

[@ksandtv]

@@buckeyesl5 he said when they pay him for it.

[@benangell3974]

remember the 2006 rant? ohhhhh that was beautiful

[@grumpypoof9648]

I haven't been so certain of getting blown out by Michigan since...... Oh yeah, last year.

[@seasons734]

Happy Birthday Mike.....thanks for ALWAYS telling it like it is......my absolute favorite radio sports anchor ever....keep going after them where social injustice exists!!

[@jeremycounty9546]

Angry Mike is always radio gold. Even if some of it is just fake for radio. I want state to blow a 30 point lead going into the 4th next game. Should be a good radio show that day!

[@grumpypoof9648]

Bro you have to be able to score 30 points before that can happen.

[@HotspurFC-cu6ny]

27-24 MSU beats Michigan

[@casualwater698]

This feels like manufactured anger. I hope he genuinely had a good birthday.

[@PRod7544]

Just dropped in to hear his excuses. Funny how a MSU loss, Mich win, and Lions win ruined his little birthday party. Probably because he was hoping to talk mad trash on Monday. Most likely he was practicing what he was gonna say to Michigan and Lions fans. Listen to all those excuses rolling out of his sewer. No Valenti, it didn't ruin your birthday it ruined your wack ass show homie. Haha!

[@thewixomtraingang9687]

Stop calling these rants. They aren't rants

[@NuRm69]

correct they are childish tantrums

[@SouthernSkeptic]

So you're a millennial huh?

[@dpizz6105]

@@NuRm69 why listen ?? Do ones forcing you

[@BHTheKid5]

Dude just turned 40. He still needs another five years or so to fully recover from the iconic 2006 rant haha.

[@vincealuzzo5286]

Another one of mikes takes that aged so well. I love watching this old videos.

[@vincealuzzo5286]

These

[@misternogood]

More than anything, i'm glad he called out CHRIS MYERS. THIS DUDE HAS BEEN TERRIBLE FOR LIKE 20 YEARS. Just abhorrent. The ultimate D-Squad commentator...he has been doing this forever and has never progressed because he is awful. His voice is bad, he is always confused and just comes across as LOW RENT. He will immediately make your broadcast Meijer-brand/Great Value/America's Choice status. Chris Myers makes Matt Millen look like Chris Collinsworth

[@kenlucas7025]

DAAAAAMN. LOL!!!!!

[@NuRm69]

I remember when Chris Meyers spoiled that kids marriage proposal after Boise St. upset Oklahoma

[@misternogood]

@@NuRm69 Hahahaa ah man that was classic. That whole game and OT was absolutely perfect that this dude metaphorically fumbles on the 1. Myers is the worst lol

[@ryangignac3251]

"I just wanna piss you off, so you keep blowing that thing" - Rico

[@rosshixon4222]

How bout them spartans?!

[@Ghosttt3]

How bout them Spartans?!

[@rosshixon6796]

@@Ghosttt3 hahaha

[@mikeg.8904]

Go Green 😀

[@wolverinefangowings]

Well Michigan ended up sucking. Happy belated birthday, Mike.

[@SocialAssasin]

Does Mike feel more comfortable doing show from home? When did Rico start doing the show?

[@drae408]

Michigan fan here, I watched that msu and rugters game. The players on that roster is 100% Mark guys but those guys are good. Instead of msu changing the defense this year he should have ran the same defense they ran last season.

[@GPrice-mg8mi]

Not a State Fan but outside of the turnovers they didn’t look that bad. There was some team speed that I hadn’t seen in a while. Expect them to be more competitive against Michigan.

[@drowjackson3512]

I mean the Lions are 3-3, and we have 10 games left. Quintricia's job isn't safe yet. Mike has to at least admit this defense looks much better since the Saints debacle. If they finish 6-10 they deserve to go. If they go 10-6 they deserve to stay. Maybe we were right when we said Patricia is a bum. Maybe we were wrong and Slay, Snacks, and Diggs were primadonnas. We have to at least wait and see

[@colechauvin7577]

They literally played garbage teams. This is what mike is saying about lions fans who are ok with being mediocre you guys get exited when u beat bad teams but u want to blow it up when u play a good team and lose

[@drowjackson3512]

@@colechauvin7577 I’ll give him 10 games. I’m not ready to say this team is for real, but it’s ok for me to have at least a little bit of hope that Patricia’s philosophy is getting through. Like I said, I’m willing to give him one last shot

[@commandershepard1838]

They need quinnen Williams to at least help

[@johnmaki6821]

@@colechauvin7577 if they went 9-7 and missed the playoffs. Do they deserve to stay?

[@NuRm69]

@@colechauvin7577 is Arizona a garbage team?

[@austinholler8094]

Mike acting like there aren’t 5 other franchises in worse shape than the .500 lions including his Giants is a joke. W’s are w’s. Patricia might suck but it’s not like he’s gonna give up and not try to keep his job... what’s he supposed to just accept that he’s going to get fired? Are they players suppose to blow the games and not take advantage of a chance to win because Mike and these basic SOL fans want a regime change? That’s not how sports work... this show has just become exhaustingly repetitive. That game wasn’t any worse than the Bills almost losing to the Jets, or Nick Foles and the Bears getting absolutely rolled by the Rams on MNF.

[@mam162]

At least he didn't say "PUCKER PUCKER PUCKER!!!"

[@BHTheKid5]

"I'D RATHER HAVE TEDDY RUXSPIN AND H.R. PUFF'N'STUFF!"

[@benangell3974]

@@BHTheKid5 best rant ever

[@soarinskies1105]

WEBBER WEBBER WEBBER

[@otiemanning3821]

This dude is the typical SOL fan. It's exhausting.

[@austinholler8094]

Truth

[@HockeyTownHooligan5]

100% agree with Mike here. This is a massive overhaul for MSU, the season means absolutely nothing, no guarantee it even is completed. Honestly who cares. Good thing it’s bow season and I can just hunt during these shit shows. At least the Wings had a good offeseason.

[@commandershepard1838]

Kinda hoping after hearing him bitch and whine that Michigan puts up 70.

[@fletchlivesdaily348]

Happy Bday brother. Go Blue!!

[@williamjones7589]

its scary how right he was about michigan

[@JL-mb7om]

If MSU won or beats UM he’ll be pounding his chest

[@aic8001]

Why is he so angry all the time lol

[@kenlucas7025]

Because he has to talk about the Lions.

[@NuRm69]

cause it attracts listeners

[@slaybomb96]

hes from New York that's why

[@MSmith5478]

🤷🏾meh

[@toddh5744]

John L. Tucker

[@ryanglinski3493]

I’m taking MSU in points against Michigan

[@EKJ313_]

Make it light on yourself, how much?

[@vincentmcshan3388]

I'm going to take the Michigan State to lose but MI will not cover th e spread. This is a state rivalry game

[@weatheredtome]

Headphone users beware, don't do it

[@bradleysonslawncareservice572]

Don't try to downplay the lost to Rutgers lol

[@ashsingh525]

Lol...Does Mike every have a happy day in his life? Even on his bday, this guy is miserable...

[@Libragirl22983]

Omg this was hilarious 😂

[@JL-mb7om]

The sparty clown show

[@stillheedawg1443]

Lions lose like the losers they are and MSU owned Michigan again everything’s the way it should be☺️☺️

[@brodyl.801]

The whole this year doesn't matter thing cause your program is an absolute joke is pretty pathetic tbh

[@slyde734]

True. His hate of Michigan is beyond comical.

[@NuRm69]

he is devolving into a child

[@brandonkg15]

of course its nothing u clown

[@NuRm69]

@@brandonkg15 it only counts when msu is good

[@drowjackson3512]

I mean he was right to have low expectations of MSU. And it's not a good time to drop judgement on Mel Tucker. Doesn't mean you get to avoid the embarrassment of Dantonio's faliures. Kind of sounds like a slappy.

[@ryansemrau7058]

Arrogant Michigan fans won’t be laughing when another season goes by without a big ten title? Now that’s sad. A “top” program hasn’t won the Big ten in over a decade. Top brand, average program. Facts

[@-jc-3380]

Better then state

[@zacgrasl4229]

MSU lost to Rutgers 😂😂

[@hussienhannawi7021]

@@-jc-3380 that’s not saying much.

[@NuRm69]

its only a matter of time

[@Jsailor1210]

Michigan is a lot closer to a big ten championship then MSU.

[@TommyB1]

hahah wah wah wah mike. go blue go lions. msu is trash