Episode 259 - Albert Fish Part 1 - Stranger Danger

[@juliakovacs4885]

For the record: Shakespeare - Early Modern English Canterbury tales - Middle English Beowulf - Old English

[@Vrikrar]

I can't believe Jesse said I have problems just because I pee in peoples beds.

[@kainnak]

wait in like other peoples beds?

[@thatScoutdog]

I think I'm gonna skip this one. I remember stumbling upon the Wikipedia page of that guy when I was a teen, I couldn't eat for days I was so disturbed.

[@dennisl9176]

oof yea theres been a few serial killer episodes where i just didnt finish or skipped entirely lol

[@WeatherGodPudge]

Having listened to this episode probably the right choice.

[@CptFUBAR]

I'm 50 minutes in, And I almost wish I took your advice

[@RufusOmega]

The true crime episodes are some of the best ones. The insane aliens stuff is the best, but true crime is right behind that.

[@Annnoura]

I like listening to Simon and the casual criminalist but the episode on Albert fish was one of the most unlistenable things I've ever heard.

[@CptFUBAR]

47:23 "Just Wait" Y'ALL! Ive just spent 47 minutes hearing about the worst fuxkin dude you've ever described... Worse than even the Green Stone... And you say, "just wait"‽

[@dalibar]

This is gonna be a fun one to see Jesse and Alex's reactions on... Also I highly recommend the song Secrets of Wysteria by Steampianist. It's a song based on Albert Fish and his victims and it's hauntingly beautiful.

[@Terrakinetic]

I appreciate that they all know Chaucer.

[@FortesAccount]

This is the first episode of caught as it was posted, and what a terrible subject to catch up for lol Back when I was in high school, me and a friend were in Barnes and Noble and she swore that there was a children's book about a fish named albert. And she was shocked. Because she already knew all about this. And this was the first time I heard of the guy. I've Googled that children's book and I can't find any evidence of it online but, I remember the day I found out about Albert Fish lolol

[@IamROSO]

The moment I saw the name in the title I thought... ooooohhhhh myy.. than at the start of the episode listen to innocent Jessie and Alex making fun of Fish....well, sweet summer children, Fish got u in the end...Fish is terrifying. (and we didn't even seen him in his final form yet...)

[@moonrazk]

Alex was probably thinking of giallo movies, which Suspiria is indeed one of, but I suspect there's a lot of "cheap thrills" giallo movies that are for shock horror only.

[@josephchackon1717]

Guys I was literally house cleaning! I’m taking Jessie’s advice… I need some silence now

[@marsmellon]

me too. i listened a bit after that and i wish i didn't. i have to eat today and stuff.

[@marsmellon]

50:55 Jesse you're absolutely right. I was vacuuming while listening to this, and I didn't need to hear that first case. I can't believe I felt sorry for him. I'm glad I finished cleaning and went to google, because I could censor the parts from myself that I didn't want to read in detail.

[@queerdor]

Albert Fish the everything bagel of killers

[@RufusOmega]

I'm looking forward to hearing about what other atrocities ol' Albert got up to next week. The man was a monster but a fascinating one.

[@mybelovedchaos]

Wow .... I uh.... I never considered turning off an episode 15 mins in before.... Im glad its the boys telling me about this terrible human or I probably wouldnt finish.

[@suebee121]

Ooo…Albert Fish…THIS one should be interesting!!!

[@joannafullerton4869]

Miltion wrote paridise lost.

[@jimjam7928]

Oh god. I love the serial killer episodes, but based on what I already know of The Grey Man... this is going to be a bumpy ride.

[@jackymcharold]

Now, I know the scriptures say "judge not lest ye be judged", but I'm just gonna come out and say it, this Albert Fish guy, this guy was a real jerk! But seriously, thanks to the Norm Macdonald bit about that guy, I think I've already heard more about Albert Fish than I would ever really want to.

[@FatedMusic]

At some point all the horrifying descriptions of his depravity just start to blend together. Like, as I was listening, I couldn't even be upset because it just started to become so unreal. This dude is like a B grade movie villain with how sick he is.

[@MaxdamageAF]

NUH UH NO LIKE THAT! BAD!

[@tedk.6420]

Jesse, divorcing Albert Fish wouldn't be a no-fault divorce.

[@alexplaysgames_2]

Will you guys ever run D&D on Chilluminati???

[@TheBass16]

Man Alex is right. That guy IS a real jerk

[@Invalidationcoded]

me literally moving and cleaning while I listen to this (it's ok, I already knew about Albert Fish. I didn't know ALL of this but I knew enough)

[@joannafullerton4869]

I feel bad for the mom. She probably thought she was doing what was best for him when she left him at the orphanage. I can see her trusting the nuns. Thinking she was giving him a chance to have food and shelter she couldn't provide.

[@deforeestwright2469]

I just want to speak up for J. R. R. Tolkien at 42:00. So far as I know he seems to have been a pretty upright guy.

[@TheNAVYFORLIFE]

Peanut butter, just the way we like it in SHOWBIZ

[@dreamlandnightmare]

1:03:03 - I believe you are thinking of movies like "Salo, or the 100 Days of Sodom".

[@smoke1441]

They're going to have to rename the podcast cause this episode had zero chill.

[@grindcoreninja6527]

It's unfortunate that he needed to exist for Mudvayne's best track to happen.

[@richmondvand147]

I had heard the name Albert Fisch I HAD NO IDEA OF THE HORRORS... Mathas - on point with the Dahmer comparison yikes... They say the greatest Iagos make you feel sullied by them... this guy makes me want to stand in the shower and scrub

[@HyDeNsEeK123]

Ngl this was a tough listen bois but what is life without a lil suffering (a lot of suffering because wtf was that)

[@Skiriwowi]

Did you seriously suggest J.R.R. Tolkien, the author of The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings, had a lesser ethical and moral standing than Albert Fish?

[@CybersteelEx]

im 40 and still wet my bed does that mean im a serial killer hmm???

[@RufusOmega]

yes

[@thepopeofatheism]

Quick, someone wake up Maggie Mae Fish

[@DreamingRobots]

Nope. I’m skipping this one!

[@robertban871]

yeah i think i dont need this story either

[@joannafullerton4869]

Shakespeare is not middle english. My favoeite pet peeve to correct.

[@F3rum]

[@SpydrXIII]

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