The Comedy of Darth Reygueis: The Rise (Part 2)

[@Howesenberg]

Rey is like that one kid at school who would make up a new ability on the spot when he's about to lose at a game

[@eugenekrabs6400]

Well I’m all the Jedi times infinity!

[@FunZies.]

@@eugenekrabs6400 Well I'm all the Jedi times infinity plus one!

[@N00bvlog]

She's truly a Palpatine then

[@smorre4004]

My god, I was a Gary Stu...

[@Big_Steve11]

“Actually you can only tag me with your left hand”

[@Tronous117]

Anakin screaming "I hate you!" at Rey is the new canon for me.

[@thiccchungo1041]

Along with Rey saying “I have died before”

[@99ZG99]

Yeessss yesss goooood *palpatine voice*

[@ddlol7689]

Facts 😂😂 kzbin.info/www/bejne/eaTSq6V_bsyjgq8

[@xshadionytpx7891]

I dont think they like me... cant imagine why

[@amateur-madman3047]

It made me laugh quite loudly at 3:30 in the morning

[@thiccchungo1041]

Rey saying “i am all the Jedi” as a response to palpatine is like when someone in elementary school said they are infinity times cooler than you and you say you are infinity + 1 times cooler

[@Eisenwulf666]

"Your dad is a firemen? Yeah, my dad is the president of all the firemen so he can fire your dad. And he can lifts 200 kg bro. "

[@rhondahoward8025]

"I have an attack dog with a built in forcefield!" "Well I've got a dinosaur who EATS force field dogs!"

[@thiccchungo1041]

@rhonda howard well I have a cage that works on Force-Field attack dog-eating Dinosaurs!

[@traktor420]

Palpatine: I have a super cool laser gun and every weapon ever Rey: WELL I HAVE AN ANTI EVERYTHING SHIELD!

[@Eisenwulf666]

@@traktor420 yeah? That's funny cause i have an anti-antieverything shield, my uncle gave it to me, he works for Nasa. He works in a secret lab , that's why i can't tell you where"

[@Aaleg]

Rey: buries Anakin’s lightsaber in the sand Anakin: *I HATE YOU*

[@ΝικοςΠαπασωτηρακοπουλος]

Hold up

[@Dragonage2ftw]

Sorta funny.

[@TacticalAnt420]

Obi Wan: YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!!!

[@thecensoredmuscle563]

Even worse, this Palpatine chick buried it in sand on a planet he was a slave on.

[@tbc1880]

@@thecensoredmuscle563 and where Anakin truly died and Vader was born. Along with his mom.

[@bootitup6927]

Imagine the skywalker trilogy ending with the the skywalkers all dying and your enemy stealing your last name

[@mooseolini1447]

I don't need to imagine.

[@-JaggedGrace-]

I guess it's just popular to start complaints with "imagine" now

[@-JaggedGrace-]

I guess it's just popular to start complaints with "imagine" now

[@bootitup6927]

@@-JaggedGrace- John Lennon started it, I just continue it.

[@mooseolini1447]

@@-JaggedGrace- Is there an echo in here?

[@eightball6219]

"I am all the Sith" and "I am all the Jedi" is the Star Wars versions of when you were a kid and you were playing cops & robbers or army and your friend shoots you and you say you got bulletproof armor

[@monarchblue4280]

@Dalton K That sounds like an interestingly funny story about unstoppable forces vs unmovable objects in a war that just keeps going and going until the soldiers lose all sight of what they are fighting for and feel meaningless while fighting a fruitless and useless war that could cause a revolution where they turn against all former authorities for some desperate need for purpose and peace that could create interesting characters on all sides along the way but I dunno. Sounds fun tho.

[@marshallemmet1366]

I have said before that this whole movie feels like playing with action figures as a little kid, especially the last like 30 minutes of the movie.

[@traktor420]

And I have a rocket!

[@thehumanoddity]

@@monarchblue4280 Someone give this man a director's chair and a loan of a million dollars.

[@khfan4life365]

Nah, it’s their version of Thanos vs Iron Man. Thanos says he’s inevitable and Tony says he’s Iron Man. It’s before Tony dies. Only SW’s version is a million times cringier.

[@assassinscreedwalkthroughs7314]

Kylo caught the gay so hard he died when he kissed a girl

[@rikdenbreejen5230]

What is wrong with being gay?

[@patchmoulton5438]

@@rikdenbreejen5230 woosh

[@gumbusbungus]

@@rikdenbreejen5230 bruh it's gay

[@tikka7088]

@@rikdenbreejen5230 It's a joke not a personal attack ;)

[@rikdenbreejen5230]

Darth Avescerate, I understand that it is not a personal attack. I am not gay, but i just said it reaction to the joke to provoke a reaction.

[@82dorrin]

Love the Reylo emotional whiplash. "WOOOHOOO!!! WE WON!!! WE WON!!!!" "No. NO!! NOOOOOOOO!!!" I laughed so hard

[@ericgulseth74]

"We won"... Proof Disney didn't give two shits about the original fan base. Glad I've never watched this movie.

[@highjumpstudios2384]

Really, the most interesting part is that they were surprised. Come on, it was absolutely clear he was gonna die immediately after.

[@romantkac7766]

@@highjumpstudios2384It was so fucking obvious, i spent the last 30 minutes of the movie just predicting what was gonna happen, they didnt even try

[@darthmuppetthehungry]

@@romantkac7766 They are numbskulls, what do you expect? 😂

[@remnant95]

With a singular “Boo!”

[@thetiminator55]

Imagine sacrificing yourself and your loved one in order to protect the life of your daughter and in turn she forfeits your name...

[@Zorro9129]

Even a long, long time ago, in a galaxy far far away daughters sold out their parents.

[@katamariroller2837]

Remember Korra´s parents being cool with her being a lesbian but getting bitched at for warning her that not everybody would be as cool with it as them?

[@rayzrytb9213]

"Get nae-nae'd"

[@legrandliseurtri7495]

@@katamariroller2837 Who's Korra? Is that even a star wars character?

[@burnsenvy]

💀

[@Mega-Jon]

“Who are you” “Rey” “Rey who” “Raid shadow legends”

[@zakhoskins6404]

"Who are you?" "Rey" "Rey who?' "Rey Pape..........oh wait........that's Finn's real name."

[@absoluteNeon0]

Please stop

[@ukps9632]

Sue. Ma-Ray Sue nice to meet you

[@jollythejackalope]

"Rey Skywalker" is the most insulting combination of words ever spoken by a human being

[@nathanjora7627]

« You have poor taste if you prefer epIII to any of the Star Wars sequel » I find that much more insulting :| Oh and « Disney Star Wars ».

[@marceldiezasch6192]

Somehow Palpatine returned.

[@bergonath8851]

@@marceldiezasch6192 "No one's ever really gone."

[@trollerpilotxiv3079]

@@nathanjora7627 Raid: Shadow Legends

[@joaop4585]

@@nathanjora7627 Raid: Shadow Legends

[@DawidKov]

Oh, I think calling it fanfiction is exactly right. Rey is an audience insert. She does all these cool things, gets _the_ lightsaber, gets _the_ ship, "earns" respect from all the OT characters, and even gets to adopt the Skywalker name! Meanwhile she gets to redo the whole adventure but at an even bigger scale! It's exactly what you will see in a shitty wish fulfillment fanfic.

[@captainvinno]

It's funny cuz I've literally seen people on Facebook argue she's no Mary Sue because it's not a self insert....

[@haridziran114]

if they've fully embraced that fanfic side and delivered us an unapologetic childish fun, it'd be better bu they cchoose to be hypocrite and thought that this is some moral winnings instead

[@Zodroo_Tint]

And she got a unique gold colored lightsabre.

[@looinrims]

And she manages to bang out the brooding emo boy, yeah, definitely a girls fanfiction

[@alfalldoot6715]

​@@looinrimsKathleen's fanfic

[@captain_malaria]

I wish that "Rey who?" was in the movie. To show how stupid it was.

[@viscountrainbows6452]

Rey Picard. Honestly the movie should've cut to credits after the "Rey who?" That would've netted this shitflick about 5 more points and maybe a few pounds less of frustration incarnate.

[@Dragonage2ftw]

Huh?

[@darienwest4748]

"Who are you?" "I'm Poe." "Poe who?" "POE-TAY-TOES! Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew."

[@dawey8897]

Hugh mungus

[@aaronlandry3934]

Rey Rey Binks

[@erikmolique5416]

I’m my theater, when they kissed, more than half of everyone either said “eww” or booed.

[@oddacity5883]

Good on them

[@cainkain3207]

I gave up on the movies a long time ago

[@KanaiIle]

Felt similar. They had no romantic chemistry whatsoever, felt more like siblings to me. That kiss was confusing and unfitting

[@willow1601]

I was in a theatre all alone, and when she rose from the dead is when i started saying don't kiss please.

[@roadent217]

@@KanaiIle "They had no romantic chemistry whatsoever, felt more like siblings to me." Luke and Leia had more chemistry between eachother.

[@Cuteness_overload-g3g]

"No. How could we have known?" Sum's up a lot of things in these new films...

[@marceldiezasch6192]

Nobody could've known, because they made this up after the fact. I would bet a million dollars that there isn't any reference to this in the script or drafts or anything.

[@DanXmas]

and coming from Elijah Wood made it even better

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

so you're E, R's brothwer

[@webduelist]

I'm sorry but the, "so she calls out to all the Jedi and they finally answer" Rey "Be with me" Anakin "I hate you" had me rolling.

[@mxtoastytoad]

"I don't think they like me." "Can't imagine why."

[@combativeThinker]

@@mxtoastytoad She buried his lightsaber in sand, on Tantooine, the planet he was enslaved on, that his mother died on, and that later he would cease to exist on only to be twisted into Darth Vader.

[@giggleschad1484]

It was sweet that Anakin and luke were teaming up together to troll Rey Palpatine.

[@jakobwienandt4050]

He should have made even more Qui Gon: The Ability to speak does not make you intellegent Yoda: A Jedi you are not Obi Wan: You are Lost Anakin: don't make me kill you

[@justafan9399]

@@jakobwienandt4050 I’ll add on. Mace Windu: We do not grant you the rank of master. Obi-Wan Kenobi: “Good job.” (With sarcasm) Yoda: How embarrassing. How embarrassing!

[@miep3934]

"Somehow Palpatine returned" 10/10 writing guys.

[@jeckjeck3119]

''I don't like sand.'' Nothing new there.

[@darthnihilus5226]

@@jeckjeck3119 At least the sand line was funny

[@jeckjeck3119]

@@darthnihilus5226 But it's so coarse and rough and irritating!

[@Rifky809]

@@jeckjeck3119 it's memorable though

[@miep3934]

@@darthnihilus5226 And made sense in context

[@thatsruffdog]

A kid on desert who tries to spins A teen on dessert who saves his twin A woman on a desert who always wins

[@GrimgoreIronhide]

*Slow clap*

[@scarymonsters524]

It's like poetry

[@TheMaleRei]

@@scarymonsters524 It rhymes- In *HELL*

[@thatsruffdog]

Holy ship Reylo! Where did these likes come from?! I was just adding to what he said. I’m surprised he didn’t say this himself.

[@scarymonsters524]

@@thatsruffdog At least you replied to say this instead of editing

[@squarebubble5400]

“Who are you?” Rey: “Rey” “Rey who?” Rey: “Reyd shadow legends”

[@a.h.i267]

im reycist✊🏻

[@MeansofIntrigue]

That's original.

[@yungchill69]

Classic

[@Lancia444]

HAHAHAHAHAHA you deserve more likes

[@thatmotivatedchris6749]

Laughed way harder than necessary 😂

[@MM-he2iq]

“Ray goes to Tatooine and buries Luke and Leia’s lightsaber in the sand as uncle Anakin tries spinning in his space grave” Might be the best line I’ve ever heard

[@devv2849]

Rey isn't a Skywalker because she has all of her limbs.

[@Joawlisdoingfine]

Lol you think a Mary Sue, can lose anything?

[@kumakaon9225]

i know the brain isnt a limb , but still ...

[@boatmasterxtreme1036]

Luke and Anakin be like "Which is your favorite hand, bitch?"

[@trizz1350]

Leia isnt a skywalker by that logic and i hate rey

[@mr.censored5.082]

@@trizz1350 she fixed that by becoming a solo. It was either that or lose a hand.

[@Meidaneh_Shush]

Good thing E;R is black so he doesn't have to stop voicing his channel's black animated host.

[@flyaway2846]

I always thought he was white😅

[@Densester]

sometimes I wonder if everyone is joking or if he really is black. I think both timelines are genius purely for the fact that it in reality does not change anything.

[@Lloyd_Frontera_XD]

@@flyaway2846 me too 😅

[@thibaldus3]

We actually don't know. His Black Panther joke was that his avatar is black. Nothing else I believe.

[@tylerulfmann4586]

hishaam khan ER is so racist he has drained the melanin of both me and my neighbors

[@CedarHunt]

Hang on, when did the characters learn that Luke was dead? Didn't he die on a basically abandoned planet with nobody around to witness him disappearing? Wouldn't, like, everyone just assume he had disappeared when his force projection dissipated?

[@thibaldus3]

Good point.

[@G360LIVE]

We can just say Leia told them Luke died.

[@uncletimo6059]

there you go, thinking logically again sigh.... might have to finally put you in a re-edukashon camp

[@AXOLOTLKINQ]

Maybe they felt it in the force?

[@saulinhosss]

@@AXOLOTLKINQ they who?

[@bennywolfe4357]

How ironic. She named herself after the family who’s last two members were killed by her.

[@malekbaroud1094]

What do you mean she killed them? Luke became one with the force and so did leia

[@bennywolfe4357]

@@malekbaroud1094 I was talking about Kylo and Leah.

[@gracekim1998]

@@bennywolfe4357 she didn’t kill them 🤨

[@TheSkyRim85]

“Hi, I’m Peter Parker”... “Rey Skywalker”... “Oh we’re using our made up names? I’m Spider Man”

[@Pikashades]

Please tell me you made that up. Even fanfictions have that bad dialogue.

[@derpynerdy6294]

@@Pikashades its a reference from avenger 3: civil war

[@Pikashades]

@@derpynerdy6294 Civil War? That's the MCU movie that made me stop watching MCU movies, but I still remember how the pathetic little Spiderboy from Disney Channel didn't say something that stupid.

[@thatwhitegold5444]

@@derpynerdy6294 its literally from Infinity War with Spiderman and doctor strange

[@derpynerdy6294]

@@thatwhitegold5444 sorry, because of how forgetful mcu is

[@noopa5229]

The “be with me” “I hate you” cut is so good. Some of the best editing I’ve seen ever

[@jackmoriarty9861]

crying laughing at it

[@vit968]

*What timestamp is that?*

[@EvaOwnsAll]

4:21

[@jacobmorales1283]

I was attending class and watching the video, while my teacher was talking about next week's homework. And when I heard the I HATE YOU line, I lost my shit. I was laughing so hard I forgot my class mates and teacher were there. And they heard me losing my shit

[@akhil_person]

You haven't seen much editing then.

[@Zeddyboi86]

This movie did give us one good thing: SO many multi-hour analysis videos that could take up DAYS of quarantine!

[@Red_Devil_2011]

Facts.

[@nillynush4899]

it made the prequels sympathetic.

[@TOUD_]

E;R poured so much rage into his Star Wars sequel reviews that he’s nowhere to be seen now

[@dawsynlarson696]

Disney musta taken him out

[@Carlos-ui5dx]

He vanished like Jake Skywalker (and like my drive to ever consume another Disney product)

[@unpopularopinions7407]

R;Ed killed E;R and the mouse killed R;Ed

[@Gunni1972]

He went to the dark side. Don't worry, there will be a clone of him somewhere

[@-JaggedGrace-]

he must have force-projected his soul into these, the strain gave him a heart attack

[@bobamus1987]

“Rey who?” *12 minutes later* “Ma-Rey-Sue”

[@yoinkn]

Rey who?

[@andrew6778]

@@EdgyPuer Reyvenge if the sith

[@porter5224]

Palpatine just wants to be an anime girl, and this is the next best thing he can get to it.

[@danlorett2184]

Can't get the GF? BECOME THE GF.

[@genericalfishtycoon3853]

@wait wot sned newds

[@DanceySteveYNWA]

The guy laughing at the women in the cinema is a hoot.

[@Dragonage2ftw]

Why?

[@myfellowsonicfans7131]

Dragonage2ftw why do you think? it’s funny.

[@buck_mar2319]

6:55

[@jeromyperez5532]

@@Dragonage2ftw Because he's outnumbered.

[@All4Tanuki]

🦉

[@Bat-Georgi]

E;R senpai please come back. There is so much more media to shit on.

[@myliege5800]

Yeh, I was wondering what happened to him

[@Kaosxca]

@@myliege5800the pandemic maybe?

[@myliege5800]

@@Kaosxca he dead?

[@razorgun5069]

@@myliege5800 E;R went to the ER and never came back. rip

[@gandalf_the_purplewithredd2057]

Maybe one day he'll return, Just like that Portugal king or that jew Guy the catholics keep talking about

[@GippyHappy]

I really thought she was going to say "Just Rey" as in her heritage as a Palpatine doesn't matter and she is her own person but sure just be a Skywalker you filthy liar.

[@saulesalejos4483]

What did ya expect? They wanted so hard to do fanservice that they'll forced it in. Rey, who gives a crap about Rey. We need skywalker, we need famous names. Even tho she is not even a skywalker, but fuck it. People are stupid, they'll buy it anyway.

[@thehermit8618]

Tbh that scene is a reflection of the entire sequel trilogy: a half-assed elevated fanfic more reliant on nostalgia than a diabetic on insulin shots

[@SirBlackReeds]

And to think that a Skywalker Order would have been better.

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

Even "Rey Solo" would have made more sense, as Han Solo is the first poor bastard she meets, and she would share the last name with Kylo Ren, which must be of significance, I guess...

[@raafeyplayz7015]

@@DonVigaDeFierro and Organa would’ve worked too (since Leia trains her for a year)

[@traktor420]

‘I’m Rey’ ‘Rey who? ‘Rey cist’ **LOOKS AT FINN**

[@traktor420]

I stole this and you can’t make me apologize

[@justafan9399]

I don’t intend to.

[@unpopularopinions7407]

rey’s cyst

[@snusemcgoose1001]

@@unpopularopinions7407 Rey is a cyst, on Star Wars!

[@igormaryshev2579]

Damn, I actually didn't catch it I thought it was Rey sith😅

[@MilesRizzales]

This trilogy is so stupid I wouln't be surprised that the old lady at the end was Anakin's mom! Becuase "nobody is really ever gone" am I right!

[@paulstella8443]

F

[@KetsubanSolo]

I want to pretend it's the one lady from The Phantom Menace that goes "Oh, my bones are aching. Storm's coming up Ani, you better get home quick!" But J.J. just really really hates the prequels

[@commandercaptain4664]

It's Rey from the future... _because time travel_

[@dylanbell268]

Just remember guys, the actual Star Wars sequel books got canned for this shit

[@hanburgundy4317]

@Nobody Pepe _Luke wakes up in a cold sweat._ "NOOO!!!!" _he screams, panting in the early morning light. He looks around him, slowly coming to his senses, taking in the ornate, yet simple, bedroom: his lightsaber on the nightstand; the breeze blowing in the curtains; Mara's red hair covering her sleeping face._ "Thank the gods... it was just a dream."

[@theelephantintheroom69]

"Who are you?" "I'm Rey" "Rey who?" "Rey Cyst"

[@jakethesnake3593]

"Rey who?" Ignites Red lightsaber. "Rey-venge of the Sith"

[@stopdropandroll]

REY-ID SHADOW LEGENDS

[@Kalckie]

Just remember: If you dislike her you are a Rey-cist!

[@scockery]

""You can call me Rey or you can call me Mare-Rey, just don't call Palpatine, I killed that fucker yesterday."

[@Matty002]

damn it i laughed. liked

[@cojocoolio]

I feel like the fact that Rey Sith sounds like Racist cannot be unintentional, disney

[@Zorro9129]

With an extreme lisp

[@Bmetalful]

Mike Tyson voice "That's Rey Sith"

[@mannhouse8014]

so what if it sounds like racist? is that a bad thing

[@RikXtreme4]

@@mannhouse8014 it's just the idea that the Sith are the bad and we know being racist is bad. Just seems a little too coincidental, that's all

[@mannhouse8014]

@@RikXtreme4 Oh ok I get it now

[@TeriyakiDynamite]

>E;R opens a Tee Shirt shop >He charges an extra dollar for women's Tees The absolute madlad

[@serenawilliamslovesbigwhit5029]

Kek

[@amoongos4831]

Bold of you to assume he has any woman viewers

[@dromalloma2651]

@@amoongos4831 'sup

[@jackiescheid]

@@amoongos4831 ✌

[@giveandtake8428]

Hello.

[@hsemicolonc]

DAD, COME BACK. THE NETFLIX ADAPTATION OF COWBOY BEBOP CAME OUT & IT'S AWFUL. WE NEED YOU TO TEAR IT APART.

[@CassandraPantaristi]

"I HATE YOU!!!" "I don't think they like me." "Can't imagine why!"

[@Fallenhell100]

You think it has something to do with fucking up his prophecy, and stealing his name?🤔

[@CassandraPantaristi]

@@Fallenhell100 I don't think that Anakin's prophecy is ruined necessarily. I'm not entirely sure. I mean in the Expanded Universe, Palpatine is cloned multiple times after he died at the hands of Anakin. But his final death was Palpatine's spirit being intercepted by Empatojayos Brand after Han shot Palpatine. Palpatine's spirit is dragged "to the depths of the Force" where he's basically held prisoner forever by all the deceased Jedi. I don't know if people complained about that. I don't see how this is really any different. Anakin did bring balance to the Force, he's still redeemed by Luke. The only explanation is how Palpatine survived his death in Return of the Jedi is if he transferred his soul in another clone. The question is how, and who would've helped him?

[@10011110011]

@@CassandraPantaristi who said the eu has no stupid parts?

[@rikowolfin4984]

@@CassandraPantaristi Well for one Palpatine was cloned in those ones after the original died, in these movies however they were all clones EXCEPT the one in this movie apparently. ( But how would we know that right? ) Also, the comics still had the main characters from the movies fighting Palpatine themselves, they didn't have the characters turned into shitty cowards to make some new amazing Mary Sue look superior by comparison and then killed them off one by one before giving the final blow to the big bad in a way that still doesn't make sense ( Like for real, why wouldn't Palpatine just get cloned in a tank somewhere else after this movie? Did the force lightning kill his ghost as well? ). So ya, while the comics can be extremely dumb some times, it at least didn't spit in the faces of everyone who liked the characters from the original trilogy and made some effort to make sense on what was going on.

[@CassandraPantaristi]

@@10011110011 I think the Palpatine cloning is stupid too honestly.

[@ajarofpickles2826]

Prequel Palpatine: - set up a trade blockade to increase tensions across the galaxy -created clones for Jedi to use that were secretly in his control -manipulated Anakin functioning as the devil essentially in tempting in order to turn him into the dark side -Manipulated either side of the war and perfectly anticipated all the Jedi’s actions -TRAINED DARTH FUCKING MAUL THE MOST BADASS SITH EVER -created Darth Vader cementing his rule across the galaxy -succeeded in portraying himself as the hero to a war torn galaxy and took over the military so he could have ultimate power to rule the galaxy Sequel Palpatine: -Announces plot to destroy the galaxy -dies to a girl with no training Say what you want about the prequels but they 100x better than this garbage

[@cleanerben9636]

The overall story of the prequels gets better as I get older.

[@cryw1092]

Which would be why appreciation for the prequels has risen sharply since the sequel trilogy started.

[@iljasidlun1952]

Agreed on all except Darth Maul, he sucks.

[@DeadKraken]

Also: -Doesn't try to directly manipulate Rey at his advantage in any shape or form -Doesn't profit from the evident weak spot Crylo and MaRey Sue have for each other -Too dumb to foresee they will join to destroy him, despite being already betrayed twice by his own apprentices and Crylo already gutted his previous master -Doesn't even lie -Only speaks in recycled lines -Fails to properly yeet an half-dead man down a reactor shaft

[@LaxyDrey]

And even ignoring all that there are still actually good memes redeeming the prequels

[@shadowslayer205]

Adding to your fanfiction point: I've read porn fanfics that remain truer to the franchise than the sequel trilogy.

[@MalevolentSpirit234]

Lol

[@mangotango8115]

That’s..... that’s a really depressing statement

[@extratao50]

This 😭😭😭

[@legendarybroliz4578]

@@mangotango8115 depressing, but true.

[@chasgalaxy6721]

It's so sad that this statement is so true 😂😭😅

[@youngtally2677]

Where are you E;R? the world needs you.

[@WeasleFireable]

Mans using vrchat to animate himself during the shameless shekel shakedown.

[@nobleactual7616]

Lol I saw that too

[@unnoticed4571]

Only the highest of tech here

[@crydunkey5982]

That was pretty disturbing... imma have nightmares about animated E;R

[@Slimurgical]

@@crydunkey5982 Therapist: Animated E;R isn't real and he can't hurt you. Animated E;R: 22:14

[@poptheweasel100]

I really want that model now

[@simon-peterwilliamson2412]

Mark hamill's hope for his character breaks my heart every time

[@curtiskretzer8898]

hadn't been to Degoba,seen snow & just got air slammed off an alien redwood(but she a'ite!)😐

[@Gunni1972]

Aye

[@rinakitty9283]

The last hope

[@jasonnewbery]

Its wrong what these absolute ass clown directors and writers did to him. He has just as much if not then MORE passion for star wars and his character then most of us true fans. You can put on literally any interview from these fucking abominations we call the sequels and instantly see how completely defeated and heartbroken he is.

[@MC-wh3xm]

Hamill in real life is a bloodthirsty warmonger

[@Ciangottino]

Rey: Proceed to bury Anakin lightsaber in the sand. Anakin Ghost: I Hate you!

[@mrspaps1981]

In the sand

[@jaguarotacoa7538]

😔🙏 Sending prayers to Anakin spinning in his grave.

[@tsriftsal1527]

Hey E;R just incase of the extremely low chance you see this just wanted to say thank you for all the videos. They were great and so are you. Have a great life I wish ya the best.

[@Vedsingx]

Did he retire?

[@flexican5399]

Que Paso?

[@alexalcalaortiz368]

@@Vedsingx has been silent on twitter for around 5 months and over 2 years in gab probably just taking a break from making videos or busy with real life stuff

[@gmonkman]

Was going to post simiiar, but as this is getting the upvotes, responding to this cos ... algorithm

[@Icetea-2000]

Yeah, really hope he returns, but then again, what movie really demands a video right now? The SW sequels, how godawful they might be, really fueled this channel. But still, I’d like to see him return anyway. Maybe if Netflix finally releases the Avatar live action movie, my guess is that’s when he comes back

[@Pentti_Hilkuri]

"I'm Rey." "Rey who?" "Rey-cist."

[@traktor420]

Pentti Hilkuri I stole your comment and I will never apologize

[@mud4309]

Who is Rey Sism and why does she hate black people so much?

[@warlerker]

Rey - sith.

[@alex-mq2ik]

R/prequelmemes

[@blandmitten5055]

"I will show you, the dark guy" *Kylo brings out Finn from the other room*

[@EnsignRedshirtRicky]

Imagine how easily Rey could have won if she had a 6-iron?

[@tylerulfmann4586]

The Cornfield Yeah and no bulge either

[@na5794]

That 5 second stick fight she had with Luke in TLJ would have gone a lot differently if she did.

[@Noirxrion]

@@leopard2690 its against the rules to even think you can

[@leopard2690]

Lmao put my comment under the wrong comment. Idk how

[@leopard2690]

Lmao put my comment under the wrong comment. Idk how

[@qjoselp71]

Did you guys notice that Finn is threatening Phasma with a blaster while the lore says that her armor reflex blasters 💀💀💀

[@commodus232]

Then it deflects in The Last Jedi. It's not just written, it's shown later...

[@Te0L0ser]

Would have been great to have a boss battle scenario, instead they made her look like a damsel in distress

[@hamemefunny7872]

It's a shittier version of beskar

[@jasonnewbery]

Dude they can barely remember the characters names. They LITERALLY HAD TORPEDO LAZERS HAVE DROP INNN SPAAAAACE!!!

[@FirewaII33]

Hehehehehehe I love how a mirror reflex light. I'm sincerely not being negatively judgemental, this is one of the better typos I've ever seen. I genuinely find it cute af, and when I'm trolling pendants over grammar I'm going to use this one.

[@mikelelele7112]

I can only rewatch your old videos so many times, it's time to return! I CALL UPON THEE!!!

[@theunbeatable6598]

Why he gone tho

[@loathecraft]

@@theunbeatable6598 from his twitter and little uploads across the years and the fact youtube demonetarizes people based on the stupid social "justice" definition of offensive we can assume he makes videos as a hobby and he probably doesn't have time to make videos now or/and doesn't feel like it also there is this good content creator curse named: you can't control when you get good ideas

[@MonochromaticPrism]

"To reveal to Rey that she was his Nobody all along." Oh. Oh that's good.

[@thedoruk6324]

The only enjoyable thing came from the 2020 is the ER's masterfull narration and critism I hope he shatters the LastOfUs2 mess too :]

[@devinsdead921]

Oh god, that'd be funny

[@maskeddog2077]

What's going to be his joke title for TLOU2? Make your bets.

[@flyaway2846]

Yeah I can't wait.

[@jole5468]

Masked Dog i guess something about that shitty david cage game that ellen page was in cause you know the thing about ellen page complaining that ellie was too similar to her

[@thedoruk6324]

@@maskeddog2077 *obligatory she-hulk references* :]

[@PleasantWhale]

*Disney:* So we're announcing a new star wars trilogy. *E;R fans:* (Shaking E;R) HEY! HEY DO MORE! *E;R:* (Tying a noose)

[@PleasantWhale]

@American Vagabond Which means more star wars videos. Oh yeah. B)

[@thinkwithurdipstick]

*NASCAR wants to know your location*

[@PleasantWhale]

@@thinkwithurdipstick lol wut? > v >)

[@thinkwithurdipstick]

Pleasant Whale lol you need to look up the nontroversy with Bubba Wallace

[@Gelgoog]

Wasn't aware E;R was trans :^)

[@Pertchak]

Hey E;R. I don't know if one day you'll read this message, but I wanted to tell you how I miss you, your videos and your humor. I hope everything goes well on your side, and I wish you the best. Thank you for those analyses, as funny as interesting. You can be proud of you and your work. Hope you are happy in your life A random fan

[@nis5e]

Those are some heartfelt-ass sentiments. Respect.

[@Sernival]

Influential parts of the internet and society are brazenly against people like E;R. Who may be the individuals that make up said society? Sequel writers

[@TheoTungsten]

Well, he came ey?

[@hodb3906]

@@EveryAllman i watched it. He brought us chocolate milk. He cares about us.

[@CuT7yFlaM]

@@hodb3906 I was completely taken by surprise. Both by E;R and by the serie, I completely forgot they planned one. Never planned watching it of course, no need to. E;R already pointed out it's just another shit adaptation, same as Moon Knight I bet. Need to go check the other reviewers to see how it's going lol, what a fucking waste of money and actors (in Oscar Isaac's case)

[@renooblivion9526]

Little kid: I am all the Ninja Other kid: Well, I'm all the Samurai so I win. Disney: *Furiously taking notes*

[@riceplays4787]

That one kid: I am all the rocket launchers

[@worstspytf2824]

@@riceplays4787 That made me laugh to hard

[@midgetydeath]

Me, the nerd: Yeah, well ninja were most commonly hired as shock troopers to disrupt samurai attacks and easily kill them! Other kids: You're weird, go away.

[@raphaelhenker8771]

@@midgetydeath Me, all the kids: You're weird, go away.

[@junkm0d628]

J.J. to K.K.: write that down, write that down!

[@pete8276]

The worst part is, I can't pinpoint the exact specific moment the plot becomes Kingdom Hearts

[@cryw1092]

Only with unenjoyable writing.

[@viscountrainbows6452]

The movie moves across plot points the same way you win KH2: press Triangle when prompted, cutscene you will take care of it.

[@legendarymarston9174]

@@cryw1092 Wait...Kingdom Hearts has enjoyable writing?

[@taxuenowoz4038]

LegendaryMarston yes, very much so. At least to me it is.

[@Oldschoolgamer13]

@@legendarymarston9174 It's so fucking bad that it's so fucking good.

[@Jupiter__001_]

So this was all part of Lucas' plan. 10000IQ play. George: Everything is as I have forseen it.

[@timewarpdrive77]

Oh dear lord, If that theory is true... George lucas wasn't perfect, but at least we didn't have this disaster under his rein. And at least during the lucas era, we had proper continuations to The OT (unlike the hackery we have now)...

[@beyondlimitationsvideo]

@@timewarpdrive77 Exactly! Lucas is a really good world builder - not so much a director. And yes: Episode 1 - just skip it. Episodes 2 and 3: They should be "Lucased" a bit. The VFX and CGI in 2 has aged not so well, but otherwise, it could be a solid movie. 3 improved heavily on CGI - and the story was basically quite well. Just cut Vader's "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" :-D

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

@@beyondlimitationsvideo Episode 1 is fine if you age up kid Anakin to at least 16 years old, and remove some jar-jar "comedy".

[@nathanjora7627]

Beyond Limitations Video Production Don’t cut Vader’s no, just switch to the French french version (not the Canadian French version) and you’ll be fine. And honestly... The CGI in 2 is fine. I’m not saying it’s perfect or anything, but it’s more than good enough, it’s not worse than epIV and V’s matte painting, epVI... Thing in the forest when Luke and Leia are on bikes. Or epV animatronics-thing ? As for epI... Don’t skip it you fool, you’d missed on Qui Gon and Maul, and the Senate, and Qui Gon torturing Jar Jar, and Jar Jar getting beaten by Anakin’s podrace rival.

[@Ch35h1r3C47]

@@DonVigaDeFierro Darth Maul was the coolest shit ever back in the day.

[@Devonlewis537]

I Hope E:R comes back. No one did KZbin like him and there certainly will never be an alternative.

[@ColdWarAviator]

I've been meaning to bring back my channel... And I was undecided on a theme... You know memes of movies or whatever. I may have to do in honor of E;R! I could never match his wit and smooth delivery. But I need a purpose and this is better than any other cause right now! So be it! Starting tomorrow I'm gonna post tributes to E;R as often as I can until he comes back. WE NEED YOU E;R!

[@King-fo3kj]

YT has enough neo-nazis already

[@IvanVKlik]

@@King-fo3kj how's your relationship with your father, sport?

[@no1guy825]

i hope he gave up or was injured.

[@MariOmor1]

@@King-fo3kj Yeah, if you left there'd be one less

[@codysullivan2531]

The Lesbian Middle East joke about rooftops also left me dying of laughter.

[@jacobmorales1283]

Time stamp

[@thegreyghost5846]

@@jacobmorales1283 8:44

[@jacobmorales1283]

@@thegreyghost5846 thank you

[@nobleactual7616]

Holy shit I fucking missed that

[@Lostjayyhawk]

@@nobleactual7616 Check your corners, rookie.

[@ZeFluffyKnight]

Guys the Rey fandom is dying, like if you're a true Reycist.

[@johntrains1317]

Lmfao perfection

[@Ackalan]

Don't you mean, a Reycykleist?

[@xshadionytpx7891]

SkywalkerLivesMatter

[@samos343guiltyspark]

I'm good with Racism, but hell nah to Rey-cist, that's too far.

[@terminator572]

I am a true Reycist

[@drosera88]

4:51 "I'm not even sure how he was granted the rank of Jedi master" The Jedi had to meet their diversity quota.

[@warrenkeystone5195]

underrated omfg

[@NikolasoGames]

ouch

[@creed8712]

I liked to imagine that’s why half the dudes on the council are on there since at least twice they replaced one member with like their cousin or some shit

[@stiggles98]

Aside from the fact that Master Windu was one of the strongest jedi on the council, and could go toe to toe with Yoda.

[@ashjose7973]

@@stiggles98 correct windu wasn't diversity quota but had earned his place in the council Although yoda and fisto would defeat windu he himself confirmed.

[@AlexR2648]

"Rey." "Rey who?" "Rey Starwars."

[@noone-os5pj]

John Halo, Rey Starwars, and Captain Marvel. Such greatnesses of modern sci-fi

[@samuelbaugh4952]

That Palpatine nut scene is so uncomfortable in all the hilarious ways

[@KingOfDarknessAndEvil]

Yeah I couldn't done without that scene in the video tbh

[@cacodemonpog8904]

The king has returned to bring us more wisdom

[@jeckjeck3119]

Don't you mean hilarity and fun?

[@grandarkfang_1482]

Pogodemon Pogodemon

[@tylerulfmann4586]

Mr. Clean It’s just a series of coincidences like the ADL naming white lives matter a supremacist organization and slang similar to “it’s ok to be white”

[@TheShuckmeister]

At least this Part 2 is better than The Last of Us

[@SuperGamerMiner]

Shuck? *The* Shuckmeister?!

[@shrimpy4307]

Ohoho shuckmeister

[@jamdamn3485]

I agree also shuck is here???

[@weedblaster2125]

It hasn't even been uploaded long enough to watch it all but you're still right xd

[@HighKingOfSkyrim37]

Oh god he is gonna tear that game apart.

[@BolasDaGrk]

Most accurate quote ever 15:46 "The force awakens could never have been the foundation for something good." This was absolutely true.

[@itsmedio7654]

When the world needed him most he vanished and then came back and then vanished again, I hate your schedule and love all your videos.

[@connorapurcell]

lol from a sith point of view, when the galaxy needed Palpatine most he vanished and then came back and then vanished again

[@JackSparrow-re4ql]

*Cynicism, irony, edginess, humor; these are the four elements that make up a legendary troll. Only E;R master of the four elements could make good content; but when the internets needed him most; he vanished.*

[@hououinkyouma3864]

@@godofall7624 No lol

[@randomuser5831]

Acc do need a new video from him tho

[@JustEverton]

I know he'll absolutely love Netflix's She-ra

[@Dragonage2ftw]

Wouldn’t call him the “master.”

[@aytony4090]

@@Dragonage2ftw Yeah that title goes to Sam Hyde.

[@themasked_senshi4521]

It’s kinda funny that not even mark Hamil likes the sequels

[@baburik]

what does this "even" mean. is he supposed to like this garbage? is anybody supposed to? are you implying his taste is so bad that only he should've been? GTFO.

[@themasked_senshi4521]

Spown calm down toxic E;R fan, I was just saying that somebody that was in the movie even knows it was bad. What made you so mad?

[@cankhovich1796]

he is too busy pushing abortions on his children's ex's

[@LunarEntity]

@@themasked_senshi4521 Projecting...

[@TheMaleRei]

@@cankhovich1796 Wait, what?!

[@AmalekIsComing]

E;R's handlers finally got to him

[@Zzzlol94]

When you realize an old guy was able to get his house to go up with a bunch of balloons, but the final order can’t go up with a bunch of space thrusters.

[@cymes82]

Dark Science...Levitation...Secrets only the Sith knew.

[@MyUsersDark]

@@cymes82 Only secrets the sith DIDN'T know* cause they failed to go up, haha funny

[@draiken98]

You really got me with "As Uncle Anakin tried spinning in his space grave" LMAO

[@tomtheconqerur]

E;Rhammer 40,000 Dawn of Tears 2: REYtribution.

[@nillynush4899]

his tism is psyker-tier

[@tomtheconqerur]

@@nillynush4899 well i am a blood raven serving in deathwatch.

[@commissarlugh1040]

Free executions for everybody!

[@thibaldus3]

Nice.

[@uriyorlov3375]

Electric Boogaloo

[@LuisPereira-bn8jq]

I think you're one of the few youtubers I've seen correctly point out that this train wreck of a trilogy could already be predicted from TFA. You could just tell from the way that: 1) TFA didn't even attempt to explain the power dynamics between the Republic, Resistance and First order, much less how we got there from Return of the Jedi, or; 2) the way that TFA basically undoes all of Han's character growth in the original trilogy so it can reintroduce him as a smuggler; that this trilogy was never about building on the original trilogy and exploring new adventures in that world, but rather an attempt at replacing the original trilogy.

[@Zodroo_Tint]

There was more than just few, the problem is there are thousands of blind fanboy on the net who see some nice CGI scene and completely forgot to use his brain. They lost in the fanboy sea but they were there.

[@kthxbaiz]

The Disney trilogy is like going out for drinks with an old friend. First, he starts talking about the good ol' days, and even though he's off with some details, it doesn't bother you too much. Then, after some drinks, he gets really angry and goes off on random people you've never met, ranting about how they're wrong and the truth is actually the opposite of what they think. As it gets late, your friend gets more and more incoherent, swinging wildly from topic to topic. Eventually, he pukes all over himself and you have to drive him home. In the future, you'll try to remember the good times you had with your friend, and do your best to ignore that horrible night. But you can never totally get the smell of vomit out of your car.

[@neuxell]

perfectly too accurate

[@Ramsey276one]

MASTERFUL

[@VadersRage64]

👏 Very well done

[@joevile240]

Damn...that hurts how true it is.

[@mikespearman1414]

Underrated comment.

[@dnakmemoor9847]

Rey still killed Palpatine, which means he's hiding in her head somewhere KEIKAKU DOORI

[@Goony1246]

not ashamed to admit i got that Death Note reference

[@dnakmemoor9847]

@@Goony1246 Palpatine, in one fell swoop managed to eliminate the last of the skywalkers and get inside the now hero of the galaxy, who is also a massive mary sue with stupid force powers. He's completely wrecked the galaxy and is now in the perfect position to rebuild it in his image.

[@HorkSupreme]

Translators note: Keikaku means plan.

[@numetal_samurai]

Livin in Rey's head rent free

[@danielnolan8848]

I always thought is was like the nine tails sealed in Naruto

[@Laxhoop]

“I’n beginning to think it’s not possible to produce a video in a timely manner.” Me, still waiting for Mauler’s TFA part 3, a full year later: “Yeah, probably not.”

[@archstanton9073]

He's the classic case of a guy getting too big too quick. More interested in his memes and superchats than actually putting out interesting, thoughtful content on the reg like he used to.

[@Stephenguitar93]

@@archstanton9073 Nailed it, bro

[@RicardoAGuitar]

I don't have a problem with him deciding to become a podcast host. It's easier, more fun, and more profitable than his analysis videos, so it's an understandable move. I just wish he hadn't started the TFA critique in the first place.

[@Dunmerdog]

Arch Stanton i really really fkn hope that MauLer does another dissection series on the new Amnesia. I love EFAP but they need to reduce the superchats and continue with more thoughtful content, since I can tell people are getting bored. I miss early-late 2017 Mauler, his 2-10k subs year was my personal favourite

[@Dutchyman]

He said it's gonna be done in 2-3 weeks.

[@ARC--ms1se]

I miss E;R :(

[@ARC--ms1se]

Why’d he abandon us :(

[@emilevangheem6165]

@@ARC--ms1se I don’t think he abandoned us. Life just gets in the way of things

[@derekwittenberg2630]

Wow. This actually is a kingdom hearts plot.

[@taxuenowoz4038]

Darkness within darkness awaits you Rey.

[@jackmesrel4933]

Hey, at least KH has been retarded from the beginning, so it can be enjoyed as a really dumb anime

[@pokeman5000]

simple and clean.

[@Slimurgical]

Kingdom Hearts is better written by far to be honest

[@astraldirectrix]

StormyStrife It actually goes into the “light & darkness ≠ good and evil” considerably better than SW, IMO.

[@AndrewAce.]

You couldn't live with the Prequels so you went to Disney. And where did that bring you? Back to me...

[@MouseGoat]

>Snap! Star Wars Fans> "we don't feel so good" Star Wars loses half its market value.

[@hanburgundy4317]

Well, now Lucas is back: working behind the scenes with Favreau and Filoni to right the wrongs Disney has wrought upon the franchise.

[@FerLopez5]

as a wise man once said, "you will beg for Geroge Lucas before the end..."

[@achaudhari101]

But there is another: Favreau and Filoni.

[@nathanjora7627]

Alex Chaudhari Eh... Not everybody agrees with that... For good reason I’d say.

[@achaudhari101]

@@nathanjora7627 Oh but that is where you wrong my friend.

[@nathanjora7627]

Alex Chaudhari ... Since you didn’t specify where I’m wrong, I‘ve chosen to be as uncharitable as I can and arbitrarily decide that you were referring to the « not everybody agrees » part of my statement. So : I’m entirely right since I know people who don’t think Favreau or Filoni are either as qualified, or as successful, as G.Lucas at creating Star Wars contente, therefore you’re wrong and you couldn’t possibly be referring to the « with good reasons » part of my statement, therefore you’re refuted for all eternity. Sorry but you’ve been destroyed with facts and logic :| More seriously : I don’t think I’m wrong, since I’ve yet to see even « merely » prequel level quality done by either of these people.

[@helium-379]

George Lucas hates Hollywood.

[@sandmaneyes]

We miss you in 2022 boi

[@justadummy8076]

Headphone warning: women Headphone warning: manchildren I love how he doesn’t spare anyone

[@-JaggedGrace-]

excuse me I'm a nonbinary unicorn rocket and I'm offended

[@maryedmonds4350]

@@-JaggedGrace- Mans living in 2012 when identifying as an attack helicpoter was funny

[@-JaggedGrace-]

@@maryedmonds4350 those are my mortal enemies, their very genetics oppose me

[@abraxas4261]

@@maryedmonds4350 Should start living in Current Year where you seethe over jokes on the internet and pretend you aren't by saying "lol cringe"

[@davefred]

@@maryedmonds4350 Nah, I'm living in 2021 where it's still funny

[@skyesfury8511]

I'm not even a Star Wars fan and I feel both personally and spiritually insulted by her saying Rei Skywokkuh.

[@sinister9111]

“The artist really does win in the long run.” It reminds me of this Austrian guy.

[@slicedtopieces]

Mustache man bad! _Reeeee!_

[@zakhoskins6404]

Sadly we don't know what happened after he retired to South America. I'd sure as hell love to know though.

[@unknown-wg2fk]

What Austrian guy?

[@papapesky]

@@unknown-wg2fk See Kyle.

[@brandogg974]

I heard that Austrian guy was a really good public speaker.

[@mikem.s.1183]

The perfect conclusion: Star Wars The Rise of Skywalker was everything the sequel fans deserved. Someone said a long time ago trash likes trash.

[@shawerful5209]

Palpatine in the prequels is the Star wars version of the Satan, in the sequels he is the Bowser of super mario.

[@trollerpilotxiv3079]

"I am the Satan!"

[@Old_Guard2]

@@trollerpilotxiv3079 "and I... am the virgin Mary Rey!"

[@trollerpilotxiv3079]

@@Old_Guard2 "It's treason, then."

[@scockery]

"I'm sorry but your Princess is in another Exegol."

[@clarkkent4245]

Palpatine degraded from the most insidious tunsurpassed genius strategist to an old senile madman suffering from dementia. Bravo J.J. :facepalm:

[@dylanlewis5113]

They tried to pull an Endgame "I am inevitable. I am Iron Man" moment but failed. Endgame had 20+ movies and ten years of build up. TRoS had a jumbled mess of a script, no build up, and ruined every previous movie.

[@ajsouza3720]

And Iron man is...iron man. Rey is not and never will be a Skywalker. She's the devil's daughter who usurped/killed the rightful heir.

[@IagoVital]

True but to be honest endgame kinda sucks compared to infinity war Dont mind my point of view though im drunk as fuck right now so whatever

[@lapplandkun9273]

not only it was cringe, it was a rip-off. JJ thinks he's a genius when in reality he's a copy cat

[@SirBlackReeds]

Not exactly. Hell, Joss Whedon himself confirmed that he had no idea what he would have done with Thanos.

[@InitiallyJayKay]

"Rey Skywalker" God that scene still pisses me off

[@directrulefromgamerchair3947]

Every time I find myself in a conversation about her I call her "Rey Palpatine" lol

[@Yeentenology]

and I call her "Rey Sue"

[@tailedgates9]

This new trilogy doesn't exist in my mind....Rey who? Who is Rey? I don't know who we're talking about......

[@hypeman1825]

Just say Palpatine???.. like you'd be sticking it worse to the emperor by showing the people that you are indeed a Palpatine.. but a GOOD one thus showing the world that all the evil he did was now lost and now works for the light?. Just my opinion though.

[@dax7574]

HOLY SHIT I GOT IT!!!! I just figured out why I hate rey so much! It's because she is the avatar of posers!!!! She just got into something she didn't know shit about, pretened to be the master of the subject and then literally appropiated for herself every 'special' aspect of it-"I am all the jedi", "I killed all the bad guys", "I am the last skywalker and Han Solo was like a father to me...." Blody hell your coment just uncorked that block in my head thank you!

[@BaronVonVoodoo]

I do hope he isn't dead. It's close to a year and a half since we last had a vid. I miss you man.

[@jarnodatema]

“Rey who?” “Reyd shadow legends-“

[@trollerpilotxiv3079]

The newest and most advanced mobile MMOJRPGFPS ever.

[@iunary]

Ahahahahaahaha XDDD thats brilliant

[@dstreamerii3958]

lol

[@Isgonesomewhere]

Start now for free

[@Jetblast01]

So Palpatine's biggest failure started because he had a child...so pretty much space Diavolo.

[@legendarymarston9174]

Only that Trish at least isn't a Mary Sue compared to MaRey Suuuueeee

[@Jetblast01]

@@legendarymarston9174 True, it's like if Trish got the arrow and had GER the whole time and everyone else was tagging along her.

[@MrMoon-en8og]

Adam kissed a bad actor and died from it, wow, forgot about that, the only last skywalker, he could have walked away. Keeping the Skywalker name alive. But no, that would be to easy.

[@AnnaMarianne]

@Cure4Living He's Anakin's grandson. I know people these days like to downplay the importance of genetics when determining family connections (for reasons), but I'll be old fashioned and claim that yes, ancestry, parentage and blood inheritance matter, regardles of your legal surname.

[@Icetea-2000]

Yeah Adam Driver was really the best thing about these movies

[@EnclaveTrooper1]

she should be glad he didn't poke her eye out with this nose

[@hookyhook6006]

@Cure4Living “New Order?” What is this? The 80’s?

[@EnclaveTrooper1]

@@katelynsandoval7550 Yeah, there were women who thought Harvey Weinstein was attractive too, guess why?

[@bandit6272]

Bro, please come back. We need humor now more than ever. No bullshit.

[@Silverblade-pm9ws]

"These Lesbians are dropped harder from Middle Eastern theatres than their rooftops" God. DAMN.

[@theblackbaron4119]

Oh no, anyways.

[@AnakinFury]

I think Rey should've actually just called herself Rey Palpatine. Reason: It would have had a much deeper impact The movie keeps saying how 'no one is really gone' and only applies that logic to the good guys. IF applied to the bad guys, then that means Palpatine will remain forever, at least in memory. HOWEVER, as we've seen with people like Kylo Ren, one's legacy can be twisted into something more malevolent. Han's child turning to the darkside ruins Han's and Luke's legacy. Rey taking on the name 'Palpatine' could be the foil of this, showing how Rey acknowledges her lineage's past and is taking responsibility for it, while also striving to make the future better. Plus it would be acknowledging her parent's sacrifice for her. Just my opinion though.

[@markopusic8258]

Yeah but that would be actually trying to write something and we can't have that in Disney Wars

[@derek9511]

I don't blame her for not wanting to use the Palpatine name given its connotation and it never meant anything to her anyway. I think it would have been way better if she said "Just Rey." like earlier in the movie, it would be her accepting that her lineage doesn't define her and she can choose her own way now. But JJ/Disney completely overlooked any actual meaning and instead just slapped the name of everyone's childhood hero onto their designated hero

[@AnakinFury]

@@derek9511 Good point.

[@JJJBunney001]

I think it's similar to what happened with Hitler's family. Nobody wanted to carry the name or legacy

[@celticfox]

*Somehow, E;R has returned*

[@metalmugen]

Wait, do we really believe this?

[@viscountrainbows6452]

No, there's no way; the odds of that are one in a million.

[@insulttothehumanrace3807]

Always in the shadows, pulling the strings, from the very beginning.

[@StarDreamsStudios]

Lord when you coming back man.