Eurotrip Manchester United football team

[@zubzerrolastname6599]

This movie is a true work of art.

[@Commendatore681]

Amen!

[@bones6924]

Totaly! Love it since 2004

[@thevoid99]

as someone who watches the films of andrei tarkovsky, ken loach, jean-luc godard, akira kurosawa, ingmar bergman, and other revered auteurs of cinema... i can fucking agree with that. hell, i'm sure some of those guys would've enjoyed this film.

[@Espressoqueen9894]

This comment is way underrated

[@kimjong-un1136]

This movie is a true work of WANK.

[@chikitabowow]

"You're on the wrong side of the road you snail eating poofs!" gets me every time xD

[@Eclipse1988]

Piss off!!!

[@MrThomas564]

Get on, you fucking garlic-breath tossers!

[@cryptidian3530]

What gets me is how chill and smiley the driver is. Couldn't give less fucks. xD

[@tomaszkieliszek7097]

@@cryptidian3530 The driver barely could not laugh out loud. It's also in bloopers during the credits :)

[@boryanakostadinova7420]

Vinnie is the greatest!!👍🏻🇬🇧

[@JohnSmiffer]

The idea that Vinnie is just shouting at every car the entire trip is hilarious to me.

[@saintniccage2818]

Watch the behind the scenes....he shouts till he almost passes out from lack of air.....too funny

[@MrGlock509]

I’m knackered

[@saintniccage2818]

@@MrGlock509 hahahha that's it!

[@tforaodg]

That's what British people do

[@zombiedodge1426]

That wasn't even in the script. They just followed Vinnie around with a camera for the day.

[@Ad1Juan]

Vinnie Jones opening the beer with his eyes ALWAYS kills me !

[@goodsolonius7305]

lmaooooo

[@Canuckchick32]

That's skill

[@evanp5911]

My dad is a French native and I’ve never seen him laugh harder than “this is why France and Germany have always been Allies”

[@microfarming8583]

Allies in 1940? Not until the French hoisted the white flag

[@northcyde_chiller9633]

@@microfarming8583 They have never been Allies 🤣

[@BerserKlegacy]

@@microfarming8583 рюский, иди😂

[@bpdbhp1632]

​@@northcyde_chiller9633 they have

[@ryanslater8648]

No they not maybe before 1900 but they only probs been allies since after the 60s and that big geuss but dout that

[@horsepower523]

"This is why France and Germany have always been allies." hahahaa that one cracked me up xD

[@Bayard1503]

ALLIES!!

[@cristianfuentes2597]

Allies sure how many millions have died between the 2

[@matthew8389]

😂

[@HighOnLife1985]

"Relax. Paris is practically a suburb of Germany, it's a nothing commute."

[@DoubleDee382]

Paris is really just a short commute through the Ardennes from Berlin.

[@samsonjack362]

“If you’re not a manc you’re a wank” lol brilliant

[@MrBeautz]

your*

[@zuzz4able]

Logically - MU ultras should've bury those guys after hearing "soccer"

[@chikitabowow]

+zuzz zuzzinsky It's an American comedy that takes place in Europe, i'm surprised they even used the right maps ;)

[@AnnPMadera]

I'm a fan of MU. A lot say soccer. A lot are Irish, and we say football in regards to Irish football, which is totally different.

[@FootballFury]

Or for saying "woohoo"

[@eddieguererro46]

oii,they aid they're the Man U fan club from *OHIO.* Im sure they would've let that slide..

[@eddieguererro46]

Ender Skies Fair enough lol

[@hannahbanana7846]

You know what's the most British thing on this film? The swearing lol.

[@costinmyr3l265]

HannahBanana "WHO THE FUCK ARE YA" :))))

[@SafwanNet]

2:29 is that nighty ?

[@saintniccage2818]

Fucking right lad

[@cerberus8462]

Not everyone is like this

[@GaryTurbo]

I thought it was sipping tea

[@trottergraeme]

One of the best bits of the (already brilliant) film. Not only do you have Vinnie Jones - one of the Crazy Gang at Wimbledon - acting as a Man U fan (a team which in real life he absolutely despises), but he also seamlessly changes from being a football hooligan to someone learned in the nuances of geopolitical issues. Take a fucking bow my son 👏

[@marcobaek1378]

and he was a footballer lol

[@christiankarlkarganilla2763]

And to even say that Machester United is the greatest football team in the world must've killed him 😂

[@timothyburrows9622]

I always found it odd that they went with Man U instead of Chelsea, a London club that Jones actually played for. I guess Man U was just a more well known club fo American audiences.

[@Vojkan2000]

In the deleted scenes he even plays chess with the Americans😂😂...So it was probably actually intended that he is not just a hooligan😂

[@matthillegas3099]

"This isn't where I parked." Best way to get out of a beat down.

[@Music4AII]

"Let's give this nancy a f*cking good kickin'" God I love that xD

[@adrv5721]

I love that part so much 😆😆😆

[@Motoruven]

Considering Vinnie Jones is a bit of a soccer hooligan in real life, I bet he had a good time doing this.

[@largol33t1]

Considering he never played for Manchester, I wonder what his reaction was when discovering that one of his lines was "the greatest football team in the world: Manchester United."

[@DarkHallwayz]

largol33t1 Considering he played for Leeds Utd a bitter rival of United, it would have been great to see his reaction to playing this role

[@SJMJ91]

He was basically playing himself. We don't even know his character's name.

[@jmenceladus1332]

No he isn't. You dick

[@DifficultFlannel]

@@largol33t1 considering how shit he is at acting, I'd say he'd be grateful for whatever role he is offered.

[@cryptocannabis1030]

"Where we goin?" "Were going to see the mighty reds do the frogs in paris" lool.still kills me

[@arunkumarld]

CRYPTO CANNABIS beating psg ryt

[@cryptocannabis1030]

@@arunkumarld ahhaha

[@Bradleythebarbell]

Its ridiculous how underrated this movie is

[@jgrillo638]

A personal favorite tbh

[@bryanleeyf87]

Underrated? Hahahaha there it is. The stupid underrated comment. It's a cult classic.

[@50733Blabla1337]

@@bryanleeyf87 It has really shit ratings, so he is still right no?

[@ThisNameWasntUs3d]

"This is why france and germany have always been allies" Too funny

[@goodsolonius7305]

Cecil nodding in agreement "Allies." lmao

[@owennoble8575]

Vinnie Jones is one of the finest comedic actors of his time. It's so rare for an ex sportsman to have any acting talent whatsoever but he's got it.

[@Accelerate55]

He was a soccer player, they have plenty of acting talent

[@bryanleeyf87]

​@@Accelerate55best comment. Have my like

[@remihovland5543]

​@@Accelerate55Who gives a shit what someone that actually believes handegg is better than rugby thinks.

[@Accelerate55]

@@remihovland5543 any rugby player would agree with me.

[@infinitygauntlet101]

The driver is holding himself on laughing when Vinnie Jones starts swearing.

[@NomadAngie]

The blooper reel was hilarious

[@Otrafford7]

For those who don't know-the real United song is a play on John Denver's Country Roads-called United Road : Take me home, United Road, to the place I belong, To Old Trafford to see United, Take me home United Road. Sit in a crowd and sing this with thousands of other lovely United fans gives shivers and goosbumps! United 'till I die!

[@solankiamitesh]

Glory glory glory.....

[@UorpvxOboela]

Shit club

[@deathmagnetic12085]

Man, I miss owning this movie. That scene when the Manchester football hooligans chase after that guy wearing that rival team shirt was so hilarious. I love vinnie jones. Such an underrated actor.

[@RA10H56]

Me too! This among many other great movies I gave to my nephew in his first year of college! Great times!!!

[@zachzitzow8306]

He was understandly piss off that he'd never got to be Juggernaut again

[@SJMJ91]

Just hilarious that he's playing a Manchester United hooligans leader considering the clubs that he used to play for who were some of their biggest rivals. 🤣

[@scifyry]

I love how Cecil is a wild football hooligan yet he quietly agrees with everything Coop tells Scotty. Lol

[@dxrulz4life]

We all need a Cecil in our lives

[@johnhoncho8204]

And plays piano

[@VoxRox1]

Cecil is the friend everyone needs in their lives.

[@Deadeye012011]

It's honestly scary how accurate this is.

[@Allnamestakenzomg]

Said no one ever because it isn't. Do you even live in this fucking country?

[@ReubenSempleJones]

Allnamestakenzomg You probably live in Oxford or something.

[@ReubenSempleJones]

Allnamestakenzomg It's way more British then that posh stereotype.

[@frydsaman6857]

@@Allnamestakenzomg I live in north london and agree

[@foljs5858]

@@Allnamestakenzomg Wtf man? This is accurate as fuck. Are you on of those middle class kids?

[@calindicusar]

You have to realize how tough were these guys having a ManUtd fan club in London :)))

[@gordonferrar7782]

The Cockney reds are a real thing.

[@RamesesBolton]

Manchester United are one of the most supported teams in London

[@samuelwoods164]

This movie was surprisingly good, took me until around 2009 until I built up enough boredom but I was quite impressed, it was what I expected and the running joke of the scotty doesnt know song was nothing short of genius.

[@danielward8645]

I just watched it for the first time this past weekend and i agree with you. Much better than I anticipated. All i knew of it before now was “Scotty doesn’t know”. what inspired me to watch it was i ran into a girl i used to know that apparently just got divorced from her husband, named scotty, because he caught her cheating! Made me think of this movie and I said “i’m finally going to watch it”

[@MoviePolitik]

Most British thing in an American film I've seen in all my years of watching films lol

[@msinclair1991]

"Now please enlighten me. WHO DA FUCK ARE YA!!" I love the British. lol. XD lmao.

[@SJMJ91]

So hilarious to see a former Chelsea and Leeds player acting as a Man United hooligan saying they’re the best team in the world!

[@starklombardi]

More so, a Leeds United former player, damn!

[@manchesterunitedno7]

Add Wimbledon while at it.

[@leoartista9577]

Who its it XD

[@DarkHallwayz]

Al Shahz Vinnie Jones

[@dosescopetastengo6581]

It's Vinnie Jones, the only guy that Cantona got fear.

[@SJMJ91]

“England 5, Germany 1. Michael Owen is number one!”

[@gd8840]

"I m never drinking again..."lol scotty had said that in the beginning of this movie but he still got drunk...funny as hell!

[@freddew]

the "why are you yelling at me" is so subtle yet so damn funny :D 4:18

[@DENAANN1000]

Vinnie Jones rocks, I loose it when he opens the beer with his eyes.

[@mikenovak5960]

5:49 The mangled bicycle on the grill of the bus gets me laughing every time

[@ryderbenson8472]

Almost 14 years later and I still enjoy watching this, one of my Favorite Movies about adventures in other Countries. Also because Michelle Trachtenberg is one of my Favorite Actresses !!!

[@MartyMcFly88]

“Kill something” LMAO what a great shirt

[@adrv5721]

This one of the goat scenes in comedy history. It’s the meek ass “woohoo” that gets me every time. And of course Vinny Jones.

[@jammin1881]

I saw this YEARS ago. I literally nearly died laughing after he opened the beer bottles with his eye sockets! That rolled me up

[@largol33t1]

I lost it when he started screaming at the French motorists, calling them "snail-eating poofs" and "garlic eating tossers"!

[@supastar25]

@@largol33t1 🤣🤣🤣

[@zombiedodge1426]

The genius of this movie is that pretty much every single character is his or her country's stereotype (except that the Americans are thinner). I still think they dumped on Slovakia so much ("Miami Wice number one new show!") because the movie was made in the Czech Republic.

[@PBurns-ng3gw]

I thought the Czechs and Slovaks genuinely liked each other? Like a divorced couple that still remains friends?

[@zombiedodge1426]

@@PBurns-ng3gw I don't think they hate each other, but in things like sports it's a natural rivalry.

[@Burgertime1999]

At the time Americans were thinner

[@JShadow6661]

Cecil a real shooter playing along with Coopers response about France and Germany lol

[@chadd3299]

Cecil is still the best part of this scene. “Allies” with the head nod 😂

[@kennethmckitrick9156]

Been a Manchester United fan since 1975 and always will be one

[@danielward8645]

Vinnie Jones quite possibly one of the most under appreciated actors of his time.

[@SJMJ91]

"That's why France and Germany have always been allies." LOL!

[@RocketHarry865]

+SJMJ91 since 1946. Before that they were the most bitter of enemies

[@joshuaeggert6273]

lmao

[@phillipfry9765]

Adam Baker fucking idiot

[@popomalakas]

THE REDS JUST DID THE FROGS IN PARIS 3-1

[@danazeem]

so unpredictable

[@ederavila9206]

Jajajajaja, love it

[@MrThomas564]

Word!

[@Jganev]

[@lastday7499]

Now too rashford hahahah

[@fredericodossantosrocha355]

I love Manchester United and love so much this Movie!!! Vinnie Jones True Legend!!

[@mohamedabdourahman9845]

Who came here after seeing the might reds do the frogs in Paris?

[@riproar11]

6:00 I love how this movie carries on the traditional stereotype of people having a bread baguette sticking out of their "satchel", especially when in Paris. "Par-ee"!

[@professor_meowington]

The best movie of all time! Ah, all those youth memories...

[@skte2die]

“The best freaking team In All the land” was all they needed. 😂😂

[@SJMJ91]

Still laugh way too hard when he opens the beer bottles with his eyes! 🤣

[@m4ssee]

I love how the Euro 2020 made this still relevant.

[@paddyanglais91]

Lol

[@yannakiarrizza8085]

Hey, did anyone notice the bicycle on the front of the double decker when they roll into Paris? - im guessin' someone ridin' was unlucky....LOL

[@rocketraccoon1976]

Didn't notice it, until you pointed it out. Thanks! Haha!

[@andrewcervantes1182]

Lol all phucken up

[@Some_One_One]

Timestamp then! It's rude that you don't

[@WindyCityDude88]

Guessing he had a great time at the fiesty goat. Too much sauce lol

[@kelvincalloway5968]

Has anyone noticed how incredibly calm and content the double-decker bus driver is? And with a slight smile on his face. 😂

[@Acemanveryspecial]

I love the bit with the bus driver. You can see the guy trying so hard to not burst out laughing.

[@jordanlyons5323]

Who the fack are ya?

[@GTonton79]

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@Ghost7065]

Manchester United Western Division

[@Iggywiggywoo]

At least he was polite enough to say "Please Enlighten Me!"

[@Wherethehellarewegoing]

This whole film is freaking timeless!!!! I love it

[@Sparkyy-1]

5:58 That look from Vinnie always kills me

[@dyslo1877]

Let's give this Nancy a fookin good kicking cmon lads it's going off!!! Raaaaahhhhhhhh😂

[@fishercrawley9796]

That damn song has been stuck in my head for days and i wasn't able to place until now. Of course it was from this classic! Lol

[@Alex.af.Nordheim]

I still watch this movie every year 😆

[@monkeymonkey8526]

I lmao every time I see the bus driver blissfully driving while that guy is screaming, cussing and honking at random cars! And lmao off at the people on the top deck yelling, flipping off and pouring their beers on cars!!

[@mrgaijin17]

This video was recommended by KZbin after Manchester United victory against Chelsea 4-0

[@alejandrovasquezfranco6007]

Completely different level of swearing !😂😂

[@pickledsobe]

4:21-4:35 Best part of this entire scene.

[@Automotive_Intervention]

My favorite part of the hooligans. What the heck does he say and mean 😂

[@cheftylermarsh2858]

So guys, I went to London and I couldn't find the Manchester united hooligans, *Sigh........:(

[@AH-be6bu]

They're all Man City fans now

[@true0utlaw72]

+Adam Hodgkinson They're all Swansea fans now.

[@gerard4039]

Chef Tyler Marsh most of their pubs are not in central London , there are in the suburb , but stile you should have googled theme , and most of theme are in Manchester it self , it’s a city north of England , yup

[@fifafinnish4340]

@@AH-be6bu HEHE I got it

[@SafwanNet]

I went to London and found out Chelsea is from there not MU.

[@tomjameson7486]

"Eyy lads that wankers got a frog football shirt on" (in paris) 🤣🤣

[@jjlax7]

5:50 seeing that bicycle on the front of the bus and putting 2 and 2 together; hilarious stuff.

[@Moredhel83]

It's a bus.

[@saintniccage2818]

Show don't tell = twice as funny "The hat scene on scary movie 3"

[@Sean-vd9mm]

@@saintniccage2818 the hat scene?

[@saintniccage2818]

@@Sean-vd9mm kzbin.info/www/bejne/mJythKSVopelp8U

[@LouieNJ]

Actually....the German girl is amazingly hot.

[@cheftylermarsh2858]

Her name is Jessica Boehrs.

[@danielwalker26]

Yes Mike is a hottie.

[@TylerLL2112]

Ja.

[@thancholham8378]

Scotty doesn't know !!

[@k1er4n544]

so don't tell scotty

[@thancholham8378]

hey dude !! Actually , I got this a situation like the song named " Scotty doesn't know" for once with my ex girlfriend. lol she did the same thing like this song told me. lol

[@GTonton79]

Hahahahaha

[@brentm8863]

Love when the brits go to Paris lol they crack me up driving that big ole Brit bus cursing down the street lol

[@Ramboost007]

The best part is the bus unapologetically driving the wrong way in France.

[@a1duzit]

Bro when he saw that dude in the frog futbol shirt. That look!lmfao🤣

[@theculturedthug6609]

Poor dude probably got kicked to death... It happens in real life in them countries lol.

[@PerpetualAlfa]

Honestly, after watching this scene I wish the movie had sacked off the story about the two yank boys and followed the adventures of the hooligans instead

[@largol33t1]

It wouldn't be that interesting. I've watched hours and hours of videos about football club violence and Man Utd doesn't even break into the top 10 worst! LOL.

[@Adam-bw6dj]

​@largol33t1 Except this is based on the firm in this film which is comedy driven and not real life 😂

[@angrycrusader3926]

5:36 this bus driver must be a Queens Guard! The how time his face never changes.

[@j.vinton4039]

It’s almost Zen like

[@SouLxReapaTylr]

Vinnies battle cry at the end ALWAYS hits the same 😭😭

[@danielbarrett5464]

This is predictable scotty talkin relax, Paris is practically a suburb of Berlin its a nothin commute this is why France and Germany have always been allies, Allies.

[@JedidiahRose1]

I always laugh out loud at this part aha

[@aw2584]

Well fo Americans it truly is when you think about it especially from a shithole like ohio, thats like half a day of driving or a train trip and boom, youve gone through 4 countries. To go from NY to LA thats like 3 days of driving without sleep and thats just one country.

[@dominique.gonzalez622]

When they chase the FRENCH fan🤣🤣🤣❤omg I love this movie man You cant make movies like this anymore

[@alanpinto575]

Guinness and Manchester United go hand in hand

[@OuchPleaseNoooo]

weekendpartier Most Irish people are United fans. Them or Liverpool.

[@pedroromero3234]

Manchester United the most famous football team in the world

[@deadlee0b1]

The best bit is the crumpled bike on the grill lol

[@millwallstarplayer]

England 5 Germany 1 Michael Owen is number 1

[@gunsnflamethrowers]

+millwallstarplayer Mill my fucking wall mate!

[@tomasyevenes7558]

Is funny when you realise that Michael Owen was a Liverpool player, and both teams fucking hate eachother XD

[@killianmooya5176]

That bar dude handing out weapons! hahaha

[@iybjs5308]

Wierd to see Jones loving united this much after his tackle on Cantona

[@broke_but_travel]

They don't produce movie like this anymore. Sad.

[@trek.music.official]

Fucking love this movie. Such a cult classic. True story time: This movie came out on DVD (yeah that old) shortly before the 2006 World Cup - something I had ZERO interest in. Two of my close friends had played international football since they were little and cajoled me into watching the tournament. I was immediately hooked. I obviously had a national team to root for, but I needed a club to root for. After watching this movie; I had my team. They were at the top of the game at the time, had one of the best managers of all time, and one of the top two best players EVER at that time (Ronaldo). Once I saw this movie, I knew I had the right team. I will say that my biggest disappointment was that, “If you’re not a Manc, you’re a wank!” wasn’t an actual saying amongst fans. Such a great and underrated movie.

[@glennbotes8937]

Thanks to this movie i started listening to all of Sheena Easton's music.

[@brockers0142]

How much did they have to pay Vinnie Jones to act as a Man U fan

[@donactdum6635]

“GET IN ERE AND SAY THAT!” I’m gonna use that line in my road rage now

[@GreatWestern175]

At 5:26 I was in absolute stitches! XD

[@munkhbaatarerdenetsolmon1714]

It feels like Vinnie Jones doesn't really act. He just goes about his day and they follow him and make the movie.

[@chackojegan6868]

Vinnie jones is sooo underrated. The man is awesome

[@sindelasgard]

I don´t know how this movie never succed, it´s piece of art

[@Jericho92Gamer]

"Comon lads it's going off" hahaha

[@kichigan1]

The "Kill Something" shirt is awesome

[@Otrafford7]

There are two songs by The Business: "England 5-Germany 1" and "Guinness Boys".

[@HighOnLife1985]

THANK YOU! I was trying to find out what the hell the name of the other song was. So catchy and found it now. Guinness Boys ARE here now!

[@toeray5864]

This sequence is what a whole generation of Americans thinks of when the word "hooligan" is said.

[@bryn44]

Vinnie Jones is one of my favorite human beings on the planet lol

[@stevsalazar6977]

What a funny scene!! I have never heard that amazing and cool song called " England 5- Germany 1 ". Maybe because I studied American English at college. If I had been an Englishman, I would have become a Manchester United supporter.

[@ZanzibarBreeze]

Vinnie Jones steals the show

[@nhanNguyen-wo8fy]

I lost it. When Vinie open beer by his eye! =))

[@xpld5017]

Who says americans know nothing about football? They got the part about utd fans living in london spot on

[@Jamboliar88]

This is one of those films that you can watch again and again.

[@largol33t1]

It's one of those movies that's bad and offensive to some but you love it and have to admit it is pretty funny. Oh, and many Brits tell me this is an accurate example of a Man U hooligan!