Every Stellaris run in a Nutshell

[@nauvis]

I'll become a pacifist after they're all dead.

[@WIZARDcz1]

Actually absolute peace and absolute pacifism is about wiping all life everywhere and ceasing from everything, every action. - Widespread Sterilization of all germs and lifeforms - That's why they say: rest in peace... peace is literally final death. (Btw, from point of view - hippies are the baddest hardcorest villains of them all) ... That what you mean is about ethics and anti-violence.

[@WIZARDcz1]

Oh, and if you kill them all, it's just you, with your own monolog till eternity. Have fun with that. ;)

[@inquisitorthomasdefinitely536]

WE WILL HAVE PEACE WHEN OUR ENMEYS ARE IN PEACES

[@Lark88]

@@WIZARDcz1 Isn't that the plot of Mass Effect AND Halo?

[@WIZARDcz1]

@@Lark88 basically yes, but also no.

[@theinquisition7]

We Approve.

[@miguelpadeiro762]

That explains how they got all that money

[@Realaussieflims]

I honestly didn't expect you. Are you Spanish?

[@An_excellent_YouTube_account]

Realaussieflims NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

[@spacemarine6550]

Lol

[@finaladvance5085]

I didn’t expect you so soon

[@neimenovani7256]

HUMANITY FIRST

[@Vermbraunt]

"Beware the alien, the heretic, and the mutant"

[@christosgiannopoulos828]

Vermbraunt You forgot the men of iron

[@konanhuet623]

Man i love dawn of war.

[@alverto6625]

Vermbraunt even in death i still serve you

[@_Muzolf]

And after killing the last navigator as a "mutant", the Imperium realized they fucked up.

[@ironstarofmordian7098]

Suffer not the Xeno to live.

[@roaringbeardragon4531]

This guy is gonna LOVE the nemesis expansion

[@TheGoodLuc]

Especially with "Aetherophasic Engine merely kills all other civilizations" mod.

[@RuralTowner]

@@TheGoodLuc Recently opted to be THE CRISIS even though the galaxy was in enough trouble to begin with since I was a Determined Assimilator.

[@damobeck1]

@@RuralTowner that’s not evil, that’s simply ascending to the next plane of existence and trying to take as many lifeforms along with you.

[@Gigacat2137]

The "Xenophobia" song was removed for hatespeech XDDD. KZbin are filthy xeno lovers.

[@Nightwalk444]

youtube is full of lizard people, time to purge

[@butterbean4215]

Guess it's time to call in the deathwatch on those traitors

[@SenorKuso]

Longnose aliens shutted it down.

[@dangernoodle8813]

FOR THE EMPEROR!! PURGE THOSE FILTHY XENOS

[@shadowfalcon1269]

Gotta love this timeline

[@wolfyboy]

"cause the aliens can never be, as great as humankind, a more delighful race than us you'll never ever find" so true. :')

[@kendrel2099]

“Star Slime” is the best thing I’ve heard today

[@MrJinglejanglejingle]

"What about the Geneva Conventions!? What of your Rights!?" "They are about Humans. There is nothing about you written in there, correct? ...Well, Xenos?"

[@CaptainGrief66]

*_Deus Imperator Vult_*

[@thatdoppioguy1825]

TheOtakuComrade H e r e t I c

[@dafasamudra6398]

Cant be crimes against Humanity if they're not Humans.

[@pancytryna9378]

Give this man a succesor chapter

[@obijuanquenobi1911]

I don’t recall them ever signing the Geneva Convention and i’m pretty sure human rights don’t apply to them either. B U R N T H E H E R E T I C S

[@thatonedude05]

Their existence is a crime against Humanity

[@Fraude_fiscale4]

The salamnders summed up in one sentence

[@BaldPolishBiotechnol]

Another comment that deserves 40K likes!

[@KuramiGaming12]

Aliens: you spent 1000s of years killing each other why? Humans: Practice

[@khnelli4918]

Never underestimate our ability to find new ways of Killing eachother.

[@jamescawl6904]

​@@khnelli4918 we started with throwing rocks. We ended with throwing rocks really fast that it tears the fabric of reality.

[@Ronald98]

@@jamescawl6904 And we ain't even done yet...

[@jamescawl6904]

@@Ronald98 We will never be done. The Ultimate dakka will always br out of our grasp.

[@megsisded8688]

​@@jamescawl6904 *ULTIMATE* *DAKKA*

[@austingole4861]

The message that an alien empire has claimed one of your systems is just a switch in stellaris players brains that makes war crimes seem quite reasonable

[@rodzioh3395]

They are called "HUMAN rights" for a reason

[@pyro111100]

*Random empire that is pathetic in every category claims some random system where the only resource is a 1 energy stat star* "This is an insult that calls for some non-existent neighbors"

[@commissarkordoshky219]

@@pyro111100 this sound like space dwarves with a book of grudges

[@michka841]

Random neighbor Empire: "we want the X system" Me, a militarist Empire: *"COME AND TAKE IT"*

[@tnynfox1669]

@@rodzioh3395 once, the Imperium of Man claimed many of my materialist space bird's systems, but didn't carry it through.

[@N.-1016]

Soldier: Sir, 20,000 Xeno ships approaching! What should we do? Commander: ... Fix Bayonets.

[@HailNeatoBurrito]

THE PLANET BROKE BEFORE THE GUARD DID!

[@Revan41411]

Dam right OORAH

[@actualgamer6286]

And some say that there are still holdouts on the chunks of Cadia.

[@ErnestAutist]

Hanz... Get the shovel...

[@VIixIXine]

@@ErnestAutist wrong regiment

[@ryanluther5785]

“I’m going to be diplomatic in this game. I will declare war on no one.” _”Though it rightfully belongs to us, [X] has laid claim to the [Y] system!”_ *_” B U R N I N H O L Y F I R E “_*

[@thatonelass3912]

"Y'see, that's a system I'm very attached to- and you're declaring war! wonderful! have fun with that starhold! and that citadel!"

[@GabrielShitposting]

I just take a hold of the council, make me alone the council, drown them in denoucements and then just steamroll them. You shame them, then kill them. So the others learn what to expect.

[@Pharry_]

Anyone who plays pacifist is a coward

[@Sam-ep2yo]

*I will die a thousand deaths before I yield.*

[@machixius]

Play as an avid assimilated instead so you don’t need to listen to claims. They become you.

[@UwU-xk5cx]

As Jack Handey once said "I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world because they'd never expect it"

[@migueldantassilva1570]

Sounds like skill issue for me

[@PeltzoDelzo]

and it will be glorious

[@idontlikerome2744]

Humans to Dodos

[@trikstari7687]

With enemies you know where you stand, but with a Neutral you never know...

[@omganotherun]

They are called "Human Rights" for a reason.

[@itstriplem2069]

RIGHT

[@wastelanddv8062]

This made me laugh out loud.

[@abbyalphonse499]

Humans, right?

[@nana_dolo]

oof

[@corv3007]

The human right to BURN ALL OTHER RACES TO DUST

[@jack1701e]

Remember; its not a war crime if they're xenos, they signed no Geneva convention!

[@giorgibarbaqadze9196]

its not genocide, its pesticide

[@pungun5397]

Smart

[@NameName2.0]

TBF, you can't forget if you don't exist.

[@ZanderSabbag]

It is not a war crime if you win

[@heatherterpstra6233]

it aint a crime against humanity if they aint human

[@Matt_781]

Proof that aliens exist: How else could the original video get flagged for "hate speech"?

[@JBGARINGAN]

Exactly, they are afraid of us because those lizard men know that we know that they exist and have infiltrated our governments and have used their influence to try to take down the video!

[@icewolfwolfie173]

what id happening here xD

[@Ericobioas]

Because that is exactly how you start a genocidal campaign: start de-humanizing your target... Soon "good citizens" will have no issues killing them. And oh, we have seen it before...

[@Matt_781]

@@Ericobioas Fuck xenos. The Emperor of man has taught us better than that...

[@JBGARINGAN]

We we're joking around about conspiracy theorists.

[@TheDevilslayer101]

"You can't truly call yourself "peaceful" Unless you are capable of great violence. If you are not capable of violence, You're not peaceful, You're harmless."

[@qui-gonjinn3322]

I will take that phrase for further use.

[@TheDevilslayer101]

@@royaltyfree9607 actually the quote was first used by Stef Starkgaryen. Perhaps Jordan used the quote but it was not originally his.

[@TheDevilslayer101]

@@qui-gonjinn3322 go ahead, it's not mine, it's a quote by Stef Starkgaryen

[@RedWizrobe]

“When a man is strong, he can make peace as he likes. But when he is weak, a strong man will come and do what he wants with him.” -Vlad “The Impaler” Dracula

[@WhenDevilsDuel]

@@RedWizrobe Dracul*

[@MRmeomania]

This feels like a kindergarden song in WH40K Universe

[@patrykjasinski968]

You summed it up perfectly!

[@electrohalo8798]

Yes

[@mightykanohii]

In 40k there is no kindergarden. Only War

[@notaheretic6675]

@@mightykanohii its called a scout company basicaly toddlers by astartes standards

[@philipptomic6310]

@@notaheretic6675 The Boy Scouts xD

[@BLOrtega]

"I'll be a diplomat" *7 years later* "ABANDON REASON! KNOW ONLY WAR!"

[@maynardz03]

FOR THE EMPEROR

[@literallyjustthor2558]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[@Spartan135]

Me:Begin to survey the galaxy *devouring swarm appears at my borders* ME:FOR THE EMPEROR!LET NONE OF THESE MUNCHERS SURVIVE!

[@gwenthegigachadess5157]

Let the galaxy burn!

[@austingole4861]

@@gwenthegigachadess5157 You dare insinuate the burning of the emperors galaxy, the inquisition will have your head for that heretic!

[@sonaht7950]

Listen man, all Im sayin' is that aliens DID NOT sign the geneva convention.

[@oz_jones]

It's not a war crime if they aren't people. Humanity first. #xenocide

[@magosexploratoradeon6409]

I'm pretty sure the Geneva convention only applies to humans anyway.

[@demosxn6722]

Yeah and we shot the ones that did

[@ConfusedGuardsman]

Amen! Mustard gas is back on boys!

[@ashenknight4023]

Brother, get the Flamer. The HEAVY. FLAMER.

[@nickpaschentis5284]

Killing Xenos isn't "Murder" It's called "Pest Control". For Terra,and the Emperor!!!

[@xboy1064]

Warhammer 40k fans: 🤓🤓

[@cmdrgarbage1895]

​@@xboy1064alright heretic

[@dabestorkposta]

FOR THE EMPEROR

[@NoName-hg6cc]

"This isn't war! It's PEST CONTROL!" Daleks

[@light6666]

my oversized moths watching these "supersoldiers": get the can openers..

[@BTML498]

I want to be a pacifist, I really do... But the God Emperor of Man has taught me better than that.

[@knightsotl796]

For the Emperor!!!!

[@drviper102]

Xenophobic isolationists, everyone thinks you're gonna be passive, change the pacifism to militant out of nowhere and just curb stomp everything

[@joecool2810]

AHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAH, FOR THE EMPEROR! KILL THE HERETICS! BURN IN HOLY HELLFIRE!

[@matthiuskoenig3378]

@Jack Donaldson but if he is a skeleton, how can you kill him? checkmate heretic!

[@Sir_Bucket]

@Jack Donaldson The Beast was pretty close tho, with how he sieged Terra with a weaponized moon that was supposed to work as a teleporter.... To teleport the world of Ulanor (yes, that planet) right on the face of Terra

[@BeondTheKDGaming]

Stellaris: where the Geneva convention becomes a checklist

[@deal2888]

Might as well ignore those silly recommendations

[@clawsidefilms7529]

Not gonna brag but I am almost done with my check list

[@Cl0n3pl]

Well, Geneva convention is about HUMAN rights, so...

[@johannsigursson5319]

Well technically, the Geneva conventions' rules only apply when both sides are signatories or abide by them. So as soon as the alien combatant uses a flamethrower, gas, germ warfare, targets a hospital, hides among civilians (his own or ours), display a red cross on a white field without it being a hospital etc. then we can obey the conventions while we nuke the aliens into the stone age

[@vs-dr4vp]

Peace is what cowards do

[@40kanon]

Let's celebrate what unites us all together, *xenophobia.*

[@declanstoeckel2244]

Merry slaaneshmas

[@TheCrazyTalkKid]

Khornemas/Nurglemas actually share the same time (red/green theme, amiright?)

[@venetaris]

Have a great horned rat day

[@mahendrakrisnamurti9599]

40kanon hey... joke aside, this is quite true. What unites mankind would be another enemy beyond mankind itself.

[@ardabaser1349]

uniting by purifying other races, what a great idea!

[@fearlesspotato3429]

Imagine that 3000 years into the future humans are using this song as an ancient anthem of humanity in their wars against space bugs. Would you like to know more?

[@humanityfirst8115]

Glorious. I would like to know more.

[@x-a-]

I just hope this time, we succed against the Qu

[@sangay9361]

@@humanityfirst8115 I’m doing my part

[@blazednlovinit]

@@sangay9361 Comment is over a year old and you beat me to saying this, by only 12 hours 😂😭😂

[@nunya3963]

30000 maybe

[@bszafraniec108]

It's not genocide, it's pesticide.

[@bificommander]

THIS IS NOT A WAR THIS IS PEST CONTROL

[@batukhan1]

@@bificommander on a serious note, this is exactly how Nazi's conducted their genocide along with using pesticide as weapon.

[@Devastator21]

@@batukhan1 meh they call it human rights for a reason Edit:Holy shit that is alot of likes

[@benedictalesandro6447]

Hey hey people

[@XtreemAlan]

bificommander THIS IS NOT WAR THIS IS CYBERBULLYING

[@curium9622]

Scientists: Discover Aliens Normal people: I hope we can learn from them and life together in peace Stelaris players:

[@captain-generalothinus3640]

Don't forget 40K players.

[@Osean_Kitty]

And XCOM players

[@aryanpandey8105]

40K

[@segwhkamaza6447]

​@@captain-generalothinus3640 do you think they dont play stellaris eventually both sides will learn eachother at one point

[@duraluminiumalloy9248]

And the scientists who discovered those aliens. They're not dumb and know how any significantly advanced civilization is a threat to literally everyone else. When was the last time someone carefully displaced all the anthills from a future construction site, so that ant colonies wouldn't be harmed? Why should this civilization care what we do as they build their Dyson sphere around our Sun?

[@felipeneves7260]

"This Xcom game looks amazing, I'll ty it out just for fun" *400 hours later* :

[@joshuaphillips3999]

Yea stellaris eats time... Can't play it unless you have hours to spare and then only an alarm will make u realise the time

[@definitelyaperson6334]

@@joshuaphillips3999 need time to purge the galaxy

[@victuz]

@@joshuaphillips3999 Same with Total War Warhammer

[@parallellia1509]

Lmao same here.

[@JonatasAdoM]

@@joshuaphillips3999 Same with Total War. You'll go to bed strategizing your next actions and thinking about your borders.

[@ShadowcloneBeta]

"I always play as a warlord, maybe I'll try playing as a pacifist this time around" *10 years later BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Quick Edit: I'm all about Nurgle, actually; IN THE GARDEN OF NURGLE, DEATH IS ONLY THE BEGINNING

[@mousesteam7882]

The emperor of man demands Xeno blood

[@Bushy12]

Brother...Get the Flamer....The HEAVY FLMMER.

[@freddman0135]

CHAOS WILL CONSUME YOU

[@PolarisTheMorrigan]

Chaos and Humanity unites to kill xenos…how fun

[@jordanwebb1543]

MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES!!!!!!!

[@petersmythe6462]

It's not a crime against humanity if they're technically non-humans, right?

[@imperialplebian2547]

Yes guardsmen, *NOW PREPARE FOR THE ENCOUNTER WITH THE GREEN SKINS, FOR THE EMPEROR!*

[@inquisitorthomasdefinitely536]

we will have PEACE when our enemy’s are in PEACES

[@Lord_Marshal_Valdar]

Suffer Not The Xenos To Live!!! FOR DORN, FOR THE EMPEROR!!!

[@scoot.112]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[@seekingabsolution1907]

It is still a war crime. Also in Star trek they expanded it to "crimes against sentient beings" just to keep ahead of that sort of rhetoric.

[@leelambert1559]

“Ding Dong your race is wrong”

[@ortherner]

“Ding Dong, your race ain’t Human”

[@11Survivor]

"Ding Dong your species is gone"

[@civilrebel3743]

The imperium of man endorsed all these comments

[@J0hnHenrySNEEDen]

Splish splash your ideology is trash

[@senorsombrero1275]

You spelled *gone* wrong, mate

[@corsaircarl9582]

Warhammer 40k: The Musical

[@estebangrafeuille9111]

the ordo xenos approves this message

[@imoneoldfart6804]

You need 39, 688 more likes

[@orangvii3633]

I would pay to see that

[@steveisthecommissar4013]

Ya that sounds cool

[@almachizit3207]

Sorry, not grimdark enough

[@tls083097]

I used to think that it was bad that you played xenophobic since everyone hated you. After four runs I realized everyone hated me anyways. God Emperor bless us, for our aim is true.

[@godlymoose9118]

Ah yes, Stellaris, my favorite mass genocide simulator, now kids, the only wrong answer in Stellaris is being a xenophile pacifist

[@braincoolo9399]

Egalitarian Fanatic Militarist is the best btw

[@driftingwolf0]

Dude the real answer is to fuck everything until you make the master race.

[@nukclear2741]

I'll... just... Take my 4 member federation and my vassal and just stick to the defense then.

[@chairmanofrussia]

BrainCoolo that sounds like america (egalitarian meaning libertarian in this sense)

[@djliottchannel6416]

Doinh materialist +fanatic militarist. Don't worry for the xenophobic part, unrestrained orbital bombing takes care of it...

[@derptomistic]

"I'll try being diplomatic this game..." *A few moments later* "BURN IN HOLY FIRE!" "ABANDON PEACE! KNOW ONLY WAR!" "DESTROY THIS HERESY!" "Sure, I'll trade for a few more minerals" "NO MERCY NO RESPITE!"

[@aturchomicz821]

Yeah ur jzst bad

[@sheenblaze3825]

Yes exactly

[@rawrtedthanos]

Gotta get that alien kush man

[@pattatonix7508]

Warhammer references are great

[@thomasemil8909]

You forgot one brother FOR THE EMPEROR!!!!

[@133rd]

I MEAN COME ON, THEY DONT EVEN FIGHT IN MELEE.

[@waltonsimons12]

I understood that reference.

[@xeroxhero5615]

Fuckin Tau be like

[@literallyjustthor2558]

Damn space, fish, communists, weebs

[@valentine7593]

Emperor damn it shadowsun

[@nhardukhanastartes5981]

HAHAHAHAHA

[@RobRIPDG]

"Sir, theyre welcoming us with gifts and love" "Fkn savages. Prep the fleet for Exterminatus"

[@Aceshot-uu7yx]

The astrates have worked along side the eldar so many times know thst yvraine helped out on cadia. At this point the only thing stopping an alliance is the crappy administratum. To put it in perspective, the black templars have worked with them almost as much if not more than the ultramarines who win everything by default. The eldar are probably the best ally humanity has, and they got a fully intact religion to move to so people don't lorgar.

[@cousinzeke4888]

​@@Aceshot-uu7yx There are only two problems with your idea. They're aliens, and you're a heretic.

[@Freedmoon44]

​@@Aceshot-uu7yx"fully intact religion" Look all they have left is a litteral clown, an Emprisoned Milf, a shattered angry Punching ball, and "Awaken my master", i dont call that intact lol

[@starcatcherksp1517]

and is the IoM any intact@@Freedmoon44

[@vergilREAL-d5t]

there savages, savages

[@thepricklyprick]

I'm a simple man. I see the God-Emperor, I give a like.

[@christianyager991]

As a loyal Space Marine, I approve this message

[@horus9442]

Leman Russ Praise Russ, it's Leman Russ!

[@theeternalchronicler3072]

Makuta Texxidos I'm a simple man. I see a bionicle and I'll give the thing a like.

[@camerondagiant3402]

its not leman russ. It's clearly a mix of Magnus and Lorgar

[@Jaghatai_Kahn]

Luke Pool You're all heretics, TIME to run you all down with my BANEBLADE!!!!

[@SSPObeserver]

I’m having problems with my game around the 3/4 of my run, my most trusted and loyal son suddenly betrays me.

[@andytorres6052]

Lord Inquisitor Shadowlord then place my body on a golden throne

[@arfn1973]

@Tactical Bacon Oh no.

[@inciacci549]

@Tactical BaconRemember to declare a daily sacrifice of 1000 souls while speeding up time for, I dunno, tens of thousands of cycles? Tops?

[@boliwijskisprzedawcakapucynek]

You know I think I know that feeling..

[@gargoyles9999]

Tactical Bacon don't forget to install a text to speech device first

[@Pr00ch]

Alien genocide isn't scifi, it's sciFUN

[@LuizHenrique-zw5su]

Good one

[@panzerschliffehohenzollern4863]

Give this man a medal

[@keyboardcorrector2340]

😂

[@korkhik6297]

Give the man some milk

[@driftingwolf0]

If I learned anything about this new generation is that half just want people angry at them for attention while the other half are ignorant and don't want to learn anything.

[@jakeh9338]

O'Brien: "There are rules Garak, even in war." Garak: "Correction. Humans have rules in war. Rules that make a war more difficult to win, in my opinion"

[@sakuranatsume6347]

DS9 reference... Based

[@nick0875]

If it weren't for Garak the Federation would have lost.

[@taliawtf6944]

I wonder what Garak would have thought of the Imperium of Man. lol

[@ClokworkGremlin]

Good men have no need for rules, and now is not the time for you to find out why we have so many.

[@Marthyn96]

Can't wait to see this guy being canceled on space twitter in a couple of decades.

[@j3lly_m3lly]

can't w8 2 c this space twitter being canceled by mankind's space navy's bombardings in a couple of decades

[@voidstrider801]

In space, no one can you hear you reeeeeee

[@jimmcneal5292]

Modern woke civilization will fall quite soon, so I'm pretty sure that if someone will be canceled in space twitter, it's gonna be xenofiles

[@Wei2Vile]

Alien: What do you call a group of aliens? Human with a shotgun: An Infestation.

[@Spartan135]

TFS reference! 🤣

[@scoot.112]

A group of aliens, at least in my language, is called a Kolan

[@obiwankenobi3574]

@@scoot.112 Aha! We found more xenos, READY THE EXTERMINATUS

[@scoot.112]

@@obiwankenobi3574 AH SHIT OH NO

[@seantaggart7382]

@@scoot.112 *SHIELD* You okay? Personally i only look human But i got the skills of a 100 of them So get out of here quick!

[@benjaminjones8782]

I don’t understand why it’s called xenophobic A phobia is an intense and irrational fear I don’t fear Xenos Xenos fear me

[@Wm7forthewin]

agreed

[@gators2728]

This

[@BSOE3058]

Not phobia, *disgust*

[@citizen_wayne]

I just made a similar observation yesterday. I'm trying to make fearful isolationists, but all the xeno dialogue options have to do with threats and revulsion. I guess the mechanic works, it's just annoying for my RP purposes.

[@saulgoodman2565]

Space Racism

[@Susie_Legion_DBD]

The Emperor Protects!

[@elilla331]

Begin the Inquisition! PURGE THE HERETICS!

[@migueldemanuel3918]

FOR THE IMPERIUM!!! FOR THE EMPERAH!!!!

[@wilhelmrk]

But he also attacs

[@Hsaelt]

Did you mean *FUCKING HORUS* ?!

[@godemperorofmankind7255]

Yah I do.

[@sgtrpcommand3778]

That soundtrack needs to be sent on a Voyager probe.

[@IPFreelly604]

Look at the night sky and show me a red star.

[@caelvanir8557]

What a great first impression...

[@macaronisalad3038]

this sounds like a genius idea

[@m0rtez713]

Souds good but that is a really bad idea. (An alien probe was found it delivered this message: kzbin.info/www/bejne/hWKmgmqMrN9re9E)

[@eatenjaguar9854]

Tomáš Zummer can't get that link to work edit: just did and damn that's funny that wasn't where it was supposed to take me

[@phantomwraith1984]

Humanity: **Discovers Aliens** Humanity: "So you have chosen Death!"

[@Bloodlyshiva]

Don't slander Saruman.

[@nichsa8984]

@OHGAS cannibalism humanoid hybrid bioengineering

[@jonathanwells223]

Bloodlyshiva Saruman isn’t even human, he is closer to a fallen angel than anything resembling one of the humans of Arda

[@icewolfwolfie173]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/gZLUdGh8o9t0e8U

[@RedWanderer26]

Well... If they will be good guys... Nevermind, BURN THESE XENOS!

[@teslacoil5378]

What's funny about this is that when I tried to purge aliens in my empire, my energy production from jobs started fucking tanking like hell, and so did several other resources... so I instead moved them all to a penal colony as slaves, dooming their species to an even worse fate than extermination. I love this game so much

[@ninetails6218]

That’s hilarious

[@teslacoil5378]

@@ninetails6218 Quite. I find comedy in the death of all xenos, and their torture.

[@trevordrakenor2063]

Either turn them into living battery or inflict upon them worse possible disease with genetic engineering. It's funny to see them cause havoc every few years in foreign empire.

[@DIMONYYYYY]

Рациональное распределение ресурсов

[@JackSilver1410]

"We're wasting our time fighting each other in this canyon. We should be out there discovering new intelligent forms of life... You know, fight them."

[@lookatthepicture4107]

Words of wisdom

[@ConfusedGuardsman]

"Yeah, thats why they should put US in charge."

[@יוגבמיצנגנדלר]

@@ConfusedGuardsman its already is

[@Mbeluba]

Where is this quote from?

[@JackSilver1410]

@@Mbeluba Red Vs Blue

[@eisvisage1459]

The song just fits perfectly for the game. Or rather, the game fits perfectly for the song, because the song is much much older.

[@m0rtez713]

Yeah it sums up the game... "Reality is funny."-Rogal Dorn

[@Gordon519]

tts refrence?

[@m0rtez713]

Yes, No, maybe.

[@hal41019]

Yes.

[@nessesaryschoolthing]

I don't know. Can you repeat the question?

[@willichtenstein7071]

I had a blossoming little nation of 12 worlds, 5 ring worlds and 6 station habitats. Then 3 empires of Xenos made a pact to conquer the Galaxy together. I was the last to fall, overwhelmed by an entire galaxy spamming military my direction. On that day I learned that peace can never be an option.

[@construtordemundos3420]

You should have fortified key choke point systems to prevent them from ever entering your empire. An eternal bastion of freedom in cold dark galaxy.

[@willichtenstein7071]

@@construtordemundos3420 The issue was I spent all my metal building ring worlds and shit I didn't fully populate. While the entire galaxy focused on ship production, aimed at me. I wasted my resources.

[@construtordemundos3420]

@@willichtenstein7071 rip, I built citadels at all my border systems before starting superstructures. I mean I was already much more advanced than the rest of the galaxy, I did it because I really fear Fallen Empires.

[@theinsidioushat7543]

@@construtordemundos3420 And now we're having the War for Armageddon all over again.

[@masculineman123]

You should have fortified all your laylines connecting your stars to theirs and let them grind against you then make a full out attack against them and then extreminate then

[@tux75]

Seeing a therapist: $100-$300 Seeing this video: Free

[@arkell7763]

I tried using the link to the source video. "Removed due to violations of youtube's hate speech policy" *what?*

[@ВасяПупкин-ф9ь9м]

source channel - weyrdmusicman

[@guairefernandezamil4084]

KZbin hide aliens

[@elichalfant941]

Zuckkerburg mustve seen and flaged it

[@Shockguey]

Download it now before it gets taken down again. In 2084 we'll be sharing memes on flash drives.

[@lolihitler4198]

Maybe the lizard people conspiracy theorists are into something

[@somedude8468]

stellaris is rated 7 in age recommendation so my little brother that just know how to turn on the computer can already make mass genocide... Great!

[@lukasvoorhis6964]

Got to teach them early

[@ftft117]

its pesticide not genocide

[@UTDSM]

@@ftft117 exactly

[@Ibidesgsindl]

You taught him well, brother.

[@dango470]

You do the Emperor proud

[@tgcx4554]

I love that the easiest solution to racism is that we just need to find some aliens to hate instead

[@menk4]

Trueeeeeee

[@ihsanulfikri9812]

We have to channel the energy somewhere

[@elishafollet5347]

But what happens when all those xenos are finally dead tho? Do we just automatically go back to being devided and hating each other again?

[@davifernandopereiraborges5168]

​@@elishafollet5347do you know how big the universe is?

[@taliawtf6944]

@@elishafollet5347 Hey there are other galaxies you know, suffer not the xeno to live. For the Emperor!

[@Einargizz]

It's their own fault for being different.

[@Mondy667]

Einar Gissurarson true

[@kormannn1]

ok this sentence sounds like it is a meme but stupidest at same time among the others

[@kingbrennus1580]

They could've saved us the trouble and killed themselves. I guess they want it the hard way.

[@kingbrennus1580]

Here here! I can drink to that. Humanity: united against the xeno filth!

[@leonardofranzinribeiro4220]

King Brennus xenophobia brings world Peace

[@canale39youification]

While the enemies of the Emperor still draw breath there can be no peace.

[@joshuahollowell9170]

MarcusFenix89 walk softly, and carry a big gun

[@steveisthecommissar4013]

(Salutes) for the emperor for the Kaser same as an emperor

[@OptimisticPessimist]

Beware the alien, the mutant, the heretic.

[@megagamer1683]

Ready to unleash eleven barrels of hell.

[@stevencolor3389]

This day will be a glorious won for the imperium

[@YEf-ix1yy]

"Ahh, I remember this song. Used to sing it all day when I was still in bootcamp in Cadia." - Random Imperial Guardsman

[@molloch5995]

Tell Terra that the planet broke before the guard did

[@MC-yg1mq]

We will never forget cadia

[@oz_jones]

Cadia stands.

[@felipeneves7260]

CADIA STANDS!

[@badjuju2721]

*intense sobbing* CADIA

[@imperiumbritannicum4323]

"Bring me my to-do list!". "But sire, isn't this the Geneva Conventions?". "Exactly!".

[@Aberrant17]

And of course this video has 40K likes.

[@EricLidiak]

Screenshot or it didn't happen

[@thebighurt2495]

It's only fitting.

[@GaetanoBonaparte]

IMPERIUM OF MEN

[@finnheisenheim8274]

Not enough purity seals and olive oil. I would give this 8/10

[@Schlohmotion]

The original song is blocked in my country because of hatespeech. Fuck my life. Greetings from germany.

[@Fire_of756]

When you miss that one alien race you thought you killed at the beginning. "I think I'm losing my touch at genocide."

[@ObligedUniform]

And later when they join a Federation of surviving empires hostile to you: "And I just keep getting reminded of my failures!" "You mean your failure at killing us, or just in general?"

[@seekingabsolution1907]

When the last of them confronts you on another world decades later and fulfills an ancient prophecy to ascend past his limits and defeat you then let's you live because he enjoyed fighting you and wants to do it again some time but you betray him so he kills you and leaves you to die on an exploding planet that you made explode and then you get cyborg implants from your daddy only to get cut apart by a time traveling half breed, disintegrated, sent to hell where you get strung up by a bunch of fluffy animals in a cocoon only to be resurrected many more decades later to do the same thing all over again and then fight in a tournament with him to save your universe from Annihilation at the hands of some melon headed infant gods.

[@Fire_of756]

@@ObligedUniform *Engage Exterminatus*

[@falxblade1352]

@@Fire_of756 hell that's basically what happened in that scene

[@jhersongutierrez305]

@@seekingabsolution1907 what is this?

[@bertolaxe1386]

This video is sponsored by the Imperium of Man

[@lotgc]

God command that humanity should multiply and fill the earth *_BUT WHY NOT GO FURTHER???_*

[@ejbattlelord6436]

Yes

[@Ibidesgsindl]

YES

[@chillyavian7718]

We cannot take our dead from the cold void, so we will drown the stars with our living.

[@morepower1415]

The bible said God created humanity and Earth but it is not written he created Xenos, therefore the Xenos are heretics of God's will

[@A_Spec]

This is amazing. 10/10.

[@christianyager991]

Glory to the Emperor of Man kind, he has blessed your comment👍

[@Alduin7757]

ASpec I knew you'd be here!

[@justinsmith4116]

I am not surprised at this at all.

[@krakerbox1108]

ASpec I'm reporting this SHAMELESS, OBVIOUS sock-puppet endorsement on what can only be your new music channel. /s

[@nathanpace3090]

I'm using this song in online games to troll people in the middle of playing. Usually turns the game into a full scale war with literally everything fighting everything. It's fun.

[@BaronVonMott]

Hatred of xenos. Glorification of the Emperor and the Adeptus Astartes. Multiple Exterminatus used. And it's a catchy tune. Inquisition Approved 😁👍

[@CommanderM117]

the dunmer of morrowind agree all n'wahs must die

[@steveisthecommissar4013]

Yay I’m not getting purged for harisy for watching this 1111111111111111times

[@steveisthecommissar4013]

I will do what I must for the Emperor

[@steveisthecommissar4013]

Dcard Dcardian and I’m a human loving cat a pet but I have claws and can use a las Pistol and I will wipe plants of haritics like chaos sir command me p.s I can’t spell

[@steveisthecommissar4013]

Thank you sir

[@coryfice1881]

When are we going to get human invasion movies? It's such an untapped market.

[@jasoncross9354]

Cory Fice a few exist but they always side with the filthy Xenos.

[@isabelpage5950]

Avatar?

[@Rolan7196]

Ender's Game sorta kinda, but the movie sucked.

[@ichwanrasidi5934]

We got Avatar, save for a few xeno loving heretic scum. The protagonist was crippled in his legs as he was in his soul.

[@nathanielbables8652]

Cory Fice There's Avatar

[@flrs5858]

I once tried to play a faction of benevolent peacekeepers dedicated to galactic peace. I can proudly say that after vassaling or exterminating the entire galaxy, its become significantly more peaceful.

[@emileturcotte8860]

Human race to human race : -YO GUYS WE FOUND OTHER LIFE FORMS -and? -That means we don’t have to hate and kill each other anymore, let’s just kill them instead! -YAEH

[@poophead27_]

Humanity in a nutshell

[@TheRealRusDaddy]

The only way to get humans to stop hating each other is an extraterrestrial threat

[@thedrofdoctoring]

"oh shit we found a new type of snail. let's kill em'"

[@e.dnautilis1618]

nothing bonds people together more then something everyone can hate

[@petertitan99999]

let's celebrate what unites us all, xenophobia - Ahriman

[@TheSeriouso]

Ordo Xenos approves of your message citizen. Emperor bless you.

[@kieranwilliams829]

You called?

[@baker90338]

The kekistanians say hello!

[@laurenforsyth8143]

Baker Tankersley Don't you mean Kekistanis, fucking normie.

[@kallas1558]

Inquisitor, the valkyries are flying the bunkers in, we believe the ordo hereticus is needed.

[@hellfire2180]

You rang?

[@matthewplancon]

I love how my first play through I was a egalitarian and a xenophile surrounded by slavers and xenophobes so I was a liberator, after conquering my neighbors my empire had too many pops and I couldn’t sustain them well. So in my second play through I’m playing as a xenophobic slaver imperium and it’s working out better so... I think paradox supports the purging of alien species

[@artruisjoew5473]

Nah you are just not doing it right. Xeno pops are very useful as they can have habitability on other planet types.

[@rockspoon6528]

@@artruisjoew5473 I'd rather terraform their corpses, honestly.

[@chronusx877]

@@artruisjoew5473 Huh, I just gene edit my slaves to my initial races preference and terraform everything.

[@petersaint5581]

@@chronusx877 It really depends on what you're trying to accomplish, xenophobes dislike migration treaties so if you opt for the terraforming route it's worse early game but better late game

[@esda2345i6oo]

​@@artruisjoew5473 you spelled livestock wrong

[@TheSlamburger]

Every time I have doubts about Humanity’s future, I simply come back to this video to reassure myself about our inevitable galactic dominance. And always remember: Humanity First And Only.

[@imavanilleis]

O R B I T A L B O M B A R D M E N T set to A R M A G E D D O N

[@Korrwus]

You mean E X T E R M I N A T U S

[@joew.3354]

PURGE TYPE [X] E X T E R M I N A T I O N

[@steveisthecommissar4013]

Little kitten: Hay what’s that (looks out window of ship to see an exterminatus) me: Imperial Justus to haritics.

[@scatman5225]

Nah fire rail guns from a solar system away so they land a lightspeed

[@scatman5225]

@Dcard Dcardian i have an idea why dont we make bullets put space marines in them and fire them into the planet

[@fireclone4009]

As Generation Tech says: Humanity First.

[@adorablecenturion8436]

Who needs human racism when we can hate an entire species that we view as a threat

[@glitchtastic759]

Also kill the dolphins

[@advictoriamsshitposts8689]

@@glitchtastic759 Doblin sympathizers must die, as our Glorious Overlord declared.

[@PerfectAlibi1]

Humanity out the airlock ~ Anyone who played FTL. ^^'

[@arfn1973]

"Fuck blue people"

[@hestiashearth478]

Alien Empire: "Do not think to challenge us, inferior species!" My Intergalactic Human Empire: "The universe has denied us and therefore everything that is unlike us must be purged."

[@StalkerX426]

You mean *_"THE SUPREME MUTLIGALACTIC HUMAN EMPIRE"_*

[@tefras14]

Not xenophobic enough

[@irgendeinerirgendwo8420]

Suffer not the alien

[@kabob0077]

Deutsches Kaiserreich Burn the Mutant and PURGE the Heretic.

[@Saintie23]

tefras14 heretic

[@tefras14]

Everyone is a heretic. If he is not then he is a xeno

[@packers105packman7]

tefras14 I believe this is too much xenophobia.

[@randomnothingness841]

*Didn't put a double headed eagle on flag* AND YOU CALL YOURSELF HUMAN

[@imienazwisko6527]

**Angry Holy Roman Noises**

[@ls200076]

@@imienazwisko6527 Oh old Terra. Cute

[@zeche8477]

The Omnissiah is not pleased *Screeches in binary*

[@nathanjora7627]

@@zeche8477 The man Emperor is not pleased Rants in robotic voice

[@titouancolombe7156]

*laughs in HRE*

[@Theakritas_]

The amount of human supremacists and propaganda in the comments before we have even conquered the whole galaxy makes me proud being human.

[@tyvernoverlord5363]

We're just getting ready, a few millennia in advance...

[@jackstrayfeald1007]

Dominion over this galaxy is mankind's birthright! The stars, are ours for the taking!

[@kaiserironcladchad582]

Dominion over the universe is our G-d given birth right.

[@unifiedhorizons2663]

@@kaiserironcladchad582 glory to emperor

[@johnsalchichon777]

Is that a furry

[@music79075]

"Its not fear its hatred, and its perfectly rational"

[@Ibidesgsindl]

Yes, I agree with this statement.

[@iainkirkpatrick4869]

This will be banned as a hate song in 1,000 years

[@Diamond-bw8fu]

The original track was taken down for hate speech. KZbin is hiding aliens

[@imoneoldfart6804]

Iain Kirkpatrick no, it will be the anthem of the Human Empire. The galaxy belongs to humans an humans alone.

[@tuxedosteve1904]

@@imoneoldfart6804 this offended me.

[@subtotalaljar3620]

Iain Kirkpatrick I mean people seem to take parody songs to seriously.

[@tuxedosteve1904]

@@imoneoldfart6804 im a alien be careful or i send xenomorphes to your planet.

[@attika3145]

Phobia? That’s an irrational fear. I’m not scared of Xenos. Xenos should fear me.

[@LanceDragonov]

*[GREAT CRUSADE INTENSIFIES]*

[@EJ-rl4ir]

DEUS VULT

[@outrageddeer2101]

shadowstorm heretic

[@DoctorLifeMD]

God wills it!

[@Nicolai0Nerland]

FILTHY HERETIC. SUCH PRIMITIVE NOTIONS WAS LAID TO WASTE BY THE GOD-EMPEROR OF MANKIND!

[@Plankensen]

12345combination #blamelorgar

[@LLT8]

Aliens: *Take an inch of my territory* Me: THE POPE CALLS FOR A SPACE CRUSADE

[@EternalVirgin]

TIME FOR INTERDIMENSIONAL SPACE JIHAD MY HABIBIS

[@bombsquadunited3196]

Why hello there, how goes th- BY THE POPE!!!

[@victuz]

SPACE JIHAD

[@RikkiTikkiTavi290]

Intergalactic Space Pope approves

[@noble_crusader5786]

For the emperor

[@generalsemyon2369]

Me: I’ll be a pacifist on this run Few hours later Me: it still count as peace if there is no one left to wage war

[@michaelpetrovich5353]

It does indeed 😁

[@chrisb9143]

"Finally, inner peace"

[@untitleduck9623]

Ghandi A.I. but as the player instead.

[@jebkerman5422]

The world must learn a peacefull way... *THROUGH FORCE*

[@theimperfektman]

I'm sure all the exchange above me here neatly breaks down an entire College semester of philosophy and history.. though I am not sure how it would be titled

[@TheRaidenLP]

Me: Well, let‘s try the Star Trek Utopia. *one of my worlds gets taken* Also me: Maybe the God Emperor was right all along.

[@migueldemanuel3918]

The Ecclesiarcy, the Inquisition, the Codex Astartes, basically the whole Imperium approve this documentary.

[@kabob0077]

I'm sure I heard the Emperor approve as well, but I can't be sure.

[@KsPRNightrmare]

Fuck the emperor of man!

[@kallas1558]

Valkyries are flying in the bunkers, the ordo hereticus should arrive soon.

[@migueldemanuel3918]

Good, hope they won't suspect us as heretics, the Emperor protects!

[@migueldemanuel3918]

Pfff, even a puny xeno sympathizer could pick a better xeno scum than that.

[@Tabby3456]

Me: Lets enslave sum aliens Friend: N-No we need to be egalitarian xenophile Me:

[@Alemphonix]

I have the opposite issue, most of the empires he makes are xenophobic, militarist, or authoritarian kind of empires. When I was creating one when I was at his house, he said “at least make the empire militaristic.”

[@Invizive]

@@Alemphonix haha, the same My gf is into militaristic traditionalist empires of mankind while I always go for fanatic materialist xenos with flesh-is-weak-tech-rush mentality Last time I played as a "Restoration Project" of pale treemen living on a wasteland world and liked poking fun at the looks of my kind. The Project was finished with all the tech the previous empire been restored and I went further turning everyone into synths. Unfortunately, there was a spiritualist fallen empire literally next door, so I got humiliated by them immediately, which was another source of gf's jokes for a while

[@Geesaroni]

Egalitarian xenophobe. All men are created equal, but the Blorg? GET IN THE MINES.

[@zackfreeland6420]

@@Invizive dont lie, we all know that there's no such thing as a girl who plays stellaris... lol

[@samandriaz5905]

Why slavery when you have automation?

[@fogareuaquelecaradaportari3386]

Man, Big E would be so proud to see the level of human supremacy preached in this comment section lmao

[@isaiahgrey2458]

I come back here every few months to see it blossom. Hits me in the feels every time.

[@inkyfingers317]

Jimmy Space would be proud

[@xlsfd]

Well, if we are taking the canon 40k timeline, we are currently in 21.M3, in the Age of Terra.

[@AKUJIVALDO]

GEOM is proud, for true humans are unifying in Humankind of Man... Suffer no Xenos, fellow Mankinders!

[@fogareuaquelecaradaportari3386]

@@AKUJIVALDO Let's celebrate what unites us all. *Xenophobia*

[@corruptg5914]

Dominate Subjugate Eliminate FOR THE EMPEROR

[@akriegguardsman]

Dominate -subjucate- Eliminate For the emps

[@wrongway1100]

FOR THE EMPEROR!

[@ruthstewart8725]

.... Geneticly assimilate.

[@pootisman6973]

Subjugate, Intimidate and destroy. (anyone?)

[@vinculaomega5283]

TERRA INVICTA

[@12Prophet]

"Unless we get you first!" Love it.

[@whynot3d64]

I don't hate xenos, I just hate lag, and because of that you all must be purged

[@lionheart6176]

greetings from the ordo xenos imperium citizen. the inqusition approves of your song and as such has rewarded you double food rations this quarter...keep doing the emperor proud

[@pancytryna9378]

But Inquisitor 0 multiplied by 2 is still 0

[@lionheart6176]

@@pancytryna9378 you know full well these commoners don't know what math is

[@pancytryna9378]

@@lionheart6176 Yes but Inquisitor People that are starving turn to Chaos.

[@lionheart6176]

@@pancytryna9378 exterminatus...now.

[@pancytryna9378]

@@lionheart6176 But Inquisitor I want to leave the planet first. I will just grab Taxi. 10 minutes and the planet will be no more

[@AvianAfficionado]

Xenophiles: Nooo, you can't do that! What about the Geneva Conventions?! Every Stellaris player: Geneva Convention? You mean Geneva *Suggestions?*

[@Psychoangel-d23]

"The Geneva convention is my bucketlist!"

[@許進曾]

More like Geneva Recommendation.

[@josephstalin4478]

@@Psychoangel-d23 :)

[@lukenel29]

I never saw you sign them.

[@smirkdogeface]

You mean GUIDELINES?

[@ganonstonebreaker4231]

Stellaris: Where the Geneva Convention becomes the Geneva Suggestion Edit: My comment section has enlightened me further, So shall it be deemed "Suggestion". The Emperor Protects.

[@kyodairiker]

The geneva convention are just guidelines anyways

[@50calM82A1]

You mean the Geneva Bucketlist

[@knightsotl796]

Well I for one truly subscribe to the geneva convention...as long as its about humans of course

[@Mike-dh5ur]

Can I use this comment for future reference?

[@ganonstonebreaker4231]

@@Mike-dh5ur By all means! Thank you

[@AlphaWhiskey1996]

The accuracy of this video is unreal. I've never even played anything related to 40K before and the very first thing I did was form the Imperium and go on a genocidal rampage across the galaxy,

[@plywoodman8626]

I always go pacifist xenophile.

[@marsar1775]

Plywood Man you miss out on the joy and psychotic laughter of mass genocides.

[@plywoodman8626]

genocide is too hard

[@marsar1775]

Stalin just a Fellow russian comrade truth

[@dangerjoe8911]

Plywood Man hippie

[@GodsPrettiestPrincess]

*THE ENTIRE GALAXY HAS DECLARED WAR*

[@jacobtasker1370]

Heh, this might even be a fair fight!

[@marsar1775]

Good! Now we dont have to worry about aiming!

[@GlobalStrike1]

Soldiers, our enemies completely surround us! They aren’t escaping this time!

[@valterfara5027]

Gamer With Many Names It happened to me once. NOW NO CRISIS CAN DESTROY THE GALAXY, BECAUSE I AM THE GALAXY.

[@Codey323]

Valter Fara more like I am the Crisis

[@kaelkirkby9191]

war hammer has shown us how to play these games kill anything that aint' human

[@lorenadelcordonez1200]

Correction:Everything that doesn't is important for us or the ecosystem, because we'll don't kill pets or anything importan to the ecosystem. But if you are only talking about sentient life, yes, KILL THEM ALL

[@kingjonstarkgeryan8573]

And fuck the Eldar *Marvin Gaye plays in the background*

[@m.taufikfatur603]

Except space elves,they are good slave

[@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933]

But the UNE...

[@st.gallenthegreat4027]

Damn, I even played Mass Effect trilogy that way. In the end, Shepard screwed over or killed every alien possible, including some squadmates. She was a total bitch to aliens all the way and survived the final battle on Earth, cause why would she die for alien scum, when alien scum can die for human-dominated galaxy instead? That was a glorious run.

[@dylantaylor3139]

Me after the US shoots down UFOs over Alaska and Canada