Every Steven Universe Song Ever, Ranked

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Maddy!
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NoneLovesMe
Noobuu
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Put 9-Volt in Smash Bros. Please
Rina
Sara2
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Seth Howell
Soalric Parker
Soloco
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That Guy Named Rai
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TheClooch
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Uncultured Swine
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[@Crystal_959]

Fun fact: they ended up redoing the storyboarding on It’s Over Isn’t It, because Pearl’s actress just went *so* hard on it so they had to give Pearl more dramatic facial expressions

[@stevenbobbybills]

The absolute madwoman

[@sentrenade1244]

As they should

[@reasyrandom]

They did the same thing for Ruby. This show's cast and crew is out of this world.

[@rudyrubio5214]

ReasyRandom for what song?

[@emeraldsky2823]

Rudy Rubio idk... maybe her only song 👁👄👁 Okay I didn’t mean for that to be so agro but whatever

[@888fluffy]

Me watching F tier: Wow he's so wrong what an idiot Me watching S tier: Wow he's so right what a genius

[@ginaj1814]

Exactly my reaction 😂

[@zenosama8505]

Rom my thoughts exactly

[@reasyrandom]

@@treeofrage7622 It was never meant to be a song. It's supposed to sound low-key and improvised... because it was.

[@lacytheespeon517]

Ikr!

[@starrrii5083]

literally how i reacted

[@diegorapaci668]

"It's over, isn't it" is a masterpiece

[@deadaccount8054]

Nah, it's actual shit

[@chiefbeef6251]

@@deadaccount8054 elaborate

[@testingsomething5280]

@@chiefbeef6251 It's the person's opinion

[@chiefbeef6251]

@@testingsomething5280 ​ I never said that they weren't entitled to their opinion, I was just asking them to elaborate. I'm fine with people having different perspectives. If I'm being totally honest, I myself actually find It's Over, Isn't It to be a tad overhyped.

[@sunnypeach1328]

@@deadaccount8054 There's always that one person. 🤦

[@HonRMe_]

Honestly “Change” is the best song because of Spinel’s line at the very end. “You can’t fix everything with some stupid song”

[@WitchKing-Of-Angmar]

@A Random KZbin Account and then she gets Alzheimer's and becomes a lifeless annoying pink orb.

[@silashurd3597]

That’s a great song apart of a great movie soundtrack!

[@cantaloupegodling352]

It's a good line but he, y'know, literally did. She stops fighting him right after he finishes singing.

[@maximoberbotto1324]

Okay, now all the Veggitales songs ranked, and I'll be entirely satisfied.

[@dustinsteiger9154]

Agreed!

[@eeveeon4081]

I also agree!

[@caleb_rogerz]

my number 1 Love my lips, Close second song of the cebu

[@pieceofworkworkofpiece2261]

Omg yas

[@samt3412]

Best one is still Hairbrush

[@voguecrab]

Not surprised that garnet gets mostly s tier songs as she is an s tier gem.

[@reasyrandom]

Word! Garnet is best gem.

[@mortem4573]

voiced by an S tier singer hell yes

[@rudyrubio5214]

Facts

[@Zacman1123]

This is true.

[@Ghosssttttttt]

I think ruby and sapphire are better idk just me

[@TinkatonOCorviknightBodies]

“Peridot-a.k.a. Best Gem” You are exonerated from all your mistakes. Past, present... and future.

[@foxygirl6035]

When pearl’s secret rap career isn’t on the list: you’re gonna have a bad time

[@vitormanuel9889]

Round and Round let the city turn

[@foxygirl6035]

@@vitormanuel9889 party in the hills, we can party in the burbs

[@vitormanuel9889]

@@foxygirl6035 roofs on fire, let it burn

[@foxygirl6035]

@@vitormanuel9889 champagne in my hand, I’m not concerned

[@foxygirl6035]

Haha VOVO

[@narrihson8747]

I'm very disappointed you didn't bring up that Mr. Universe was sung by Jemaine Clement, the voice of Tamatoa

[@ChloroPhobeTarantino]

Everybody vote this comment to the top!

[@PentaCrab]

*W H A T*

[@koji6745]

OH SHITE

[@santihjusto]

WAIT, WHAT

[@shabba8487]

You *W H A T*

[@KorporalKReephdmkiytrecv69]

The entire undertale fandom decided to pull a stingy on stronger than you.

[@yeticat3462]

Lol

[@stargacha2453]

yup

[@steveminecraft4364]

Yes

[@skydragonslayer9820]

@Katie Lewis as part of the undertale fandom, I'd like to point out that we weren't the only fandom to make a parody of this great song,so why are we the only ones getting flack about it?

[@CatlynW97]

SkyDragonSlayer I wouldn’t consider this “flack” lol, they’re just making a little joke about how popular the song is in the undertale fanbase. y’all aren’t the only ones who did something with it, but i’ve yet to see anyone use it so successfully

[@cassielwilliams2874]

Here Comes a Thought is actually way deeper when you find out that it was literally there because of how Estelle (Garnet's VA) helped Rebecca with mindfulness exercises. So the song is not only being sung by Garnet to Steven, but also by Estelle to Rebecca. Another song with an irl component is Love Like You. Rebecca originally wrote it to be vague, with no true singular singer. What's even more interesting is how Rebecca sees the song now. She has said that now she sees the song as literally being sung by Herself to the Fandom. So now every time you hear that song, know that she is singing about you. Also, in interviews post-SU:F, Rebecca basically said that S5 was genuinely a rushed ending. The story is all kinds of stupid network crap. Basically she was told S5 was the last one, so she crunched everyuthing together. The Wedding arc took priority, as making it un-cuttable meant that it couldn't be censored easily. You might be thinking "Wait if S5 was the end then why the movie? And why was there SU:F" The answer is stupid. Rebecca campaigned for a movie while working on S5. The suits gave it the greenlight, under one condition: It had to promote something. So now the team was in the middle of working on S5 and needed to also make a movie and an additional season with absolutely not enough time. Honestly, the background corporate BS is second only to what happened to Korra. (Although Rebecca has said that, ultimately, CN was actually supportive overall)

[@e_6228]

Scene: **The world, ending.** Garnet: _HEY KIDS WANNA HEAR A SONG ABOUT LOVE OK HERE WE GO-_ *_I N H A L E_*

[@booleanillogical4757]

If I had a nickel for everytime Garnet started singing about love to the the big bad shortly after fusing while the world was ending, I'd have 2 nickels, which isn't a lot but its weird that it happened twice

[@starchaser777]

@@booleanillogical4757 garnet be like: *bro i'm an f u s i o n.*

[@just_pluto_]

@@starchaser777 gO aHeAd aNd tRy tO HiT mE iF yOuR'e AbLe doN't YoU sEe tHat mY rELaTiOnsHiP iS sTaBLe

[@elechronic]

@@just_pluto_ It's da truuuuu kinda love

[@elenafriese891]

@@just_pluto_ I mean, to be fair that is the _perfect_ taunt for Jasper given... Everything about who she was as a person and also how she looked at Garnet?

[@deadpooldealsdamage]

'Being Human is elevator music' The entire SU Fandom: 'I have never been so offended by something i 100% agree with'

[@moviemaestro800]

Thanks to Girl from Ipanema being a popular choice for them, Americans just think of bossa novas as elevator music, it seems.

[@pluto4508]

@@moviemaestro800 Even as the brazillian boy i am, i can't blame them. I mean, it's elevator music.

[@moviemaestro800]

@@pluto4508 I think Kenny G is more deserving of that distinction, personally, as someone who has performed countless bossa novas.

[@mars3168]

@@moviemaestro800 It's ironic because I've never been in an elevator with music. They'd be a lot more pleasant if they did play some bossa nova lol.

[@cccfudge]

@Baranchite it's not really an inherent insult, but people associate music with similar cultural phenomena and that's just what we're used to. Honestly some elevator music is a bop, and I'd consider being human to be a pretty good song, it's just that it's also elevator music lol.

[@DjsmellYT]

Haha sans undertale

[@greatbiglummox8431]

Be quiet

[@bigbig_chungus5005]

man

[@DarwinskiYT]

Comedy

[@ditto6414]

I prefer the chara version tho-

[@mounada4098]

YESSSS KIIING

[@jugalaxy2197]

*I don't even watch Steven Universe, but HOLY SHIT, **_STRONGER THAN YOU_** IS SO FUCKING AMAZING AND **_IT'S OVER, ISN'T IT_** MAKES ME FEEL SO EMOTIONAL, BRUUUUHHHH*

[@moneytree8963]

Watch Steven universe watch Steven universe watch Steven universe watch Steven universe watch Steven universe

[@mb_torpedo]

oooooooooo have fun watchin' it, its 1 helluva rollercoaster

[@al_eggs]

@@mb_torpedo great rollercoaster, it’s a straight line for three minutes before a 90 degree drop

[@chrussublah4264]

I am still convinced that Love like you is sung to greg by rose. Things like "what makes you think I'm so special", "i think you're so good and I'm nothing like you" and her singing about how the person she's singing to is waiting for her (like greg was in I think I need a little change) seems to resonate more with a Gem who has always been treated as special by everyone around her finally encountering someone who liked her for her, not her ideals of her standing. To the other gems she was either the leader of the crystal gems or a diamond. to Greg she was just rose. To Greg she was this incredible person for no reason like who she used to be and the things she did in the past.

[@ransackedgranny7563]

I always thought that

[@Kaisona2017]

I thought it was Rose to Steven, from beyond the grave. “I could even learn how to love like you,” sounds like Rose comparing herself to Steven. I could see why it could be her singing to Greg, though.

[@chrussublah4264]

@@Kaisona2017 I think it could definitely be interpreted both ways!

[@victoriabelatti7141]

Alternative title: schafrillas hating Sadie and the diamonds for sixteen minutes

[@thewhisper4269]

I always thought people who enjoyed Sadie were just lying to themselves to match their nice/accepting self image hhhhhhhh

[@victoriabelatti7141]

@@thewhisper4269 lol I like her, but it's nothing really special imo

[@ShrodingersCatgirl]

@@thewhisper4269 she's alright, though by the end Lars was way more interesting than her lol

[@ditto6414]

As he should 😌✌️

[@luce8416]

And rose

[@kylie3112]

Escapism was done dirty. In my eyes it’s a masterpiece

[@howeboutthis]

The song was great, but not well integrated into the show

[@Rayneworld]

@@howeboutthis agreed. i love the song very much but it's out of place with the animation.

[@TheJcu74]

yes. and also full disclosure it is so good

[@ladylynx9891]

also CHANGE YOUR MIND, WTH? It's literally a life lesson in 4 sentences, the message, the slow but simple intro, IT'S BRILLIANT

[@joshrivet6225]

Same. It does the whole "being in a place you don't belong" thing so well.

[@miticaBEP07]

Fun fact: the voice actors for Steg and Opal are actual singers, Ted and Aimee Mann, who often duet together in real life.

[@beans406old]

My favorite quote from Steven Universe “If every porkchop were perfect, we wouldn’t have hot dogs.”

[@kawaiiemolga]

I used to quote this A LOT when something went wrong...

[@Swingingbells]

"hotdogs are just a technique to make weak pork chops stronger!"

[@dangosandlemons]

Man, good times

[@nightskymatchcards]

While the second: "You can't just make everything better by singing some stupid song!" -Spinel

[@ProjectSNT]

I used to work in a food service job that wore me down physically and mentally. On the /really/ bad days I would sing "Here Comes a Thought" while I worked to keep myself from having a mental breakdown. It really is a powerful song.

[@vividlil4389]

i literally JUST came from your most recent video lmao

[@deinonychus2312]

Hi

[@SummerAzures]

I actually used to do exactly the same. I'd be in the back washing dishes while singing it and before I knew it all the dishes would be done and I'd feel more ready to take customers again.

[@issacalleyne8665]

Ironically I had Working Dead on repeat when I had to work as a dishwasher.

[@Mr_Mimestamp]

Comment Tip! Put underscores between a word to italicize it! For example, _Really_ This is done by writing “_Really_” (without quotes, of course)

[@Afish8me2china]

“Remember when Steven’s trama was humorous? It’s...it’s not like that anymore” best of schaff

[@sethhowell3067]

Nah bro, the literal next entry is da best

[@Afish8me2china]

Smooth Cheese

[@whatisthis1958]

how is that lowkey a mood?

[@nicodavis5019]

I'm really happy I'm not the only one who uses "Here Comes A Thought" as a comfort song despite being a full adult. With PTSD, Anxienty, Depression, and Panic Disorder it somehow has the power to reel me back to reality and reminds me to breathe and think about whether I'm really going to lose myself over something. And I can calm down and feel at ease doing so. It's such a good song and highly therapeutic.

[@gerbilfantastic]

"too bad she ends up with the space Hitlers,"

[@boppertron4929]

I actually chuckled at that

[@santiagocastello3579]

10 You 9 Can't 8 Rank 7 These 6 Songs 5 They 4 Are 3 all 2 great 1 Pearl's Secret Rap career

[@GemCB7]

Sure :P

[@xlb2376]

Round and round Let the city turn Party in the city we can party in the burbs Roof on fire, let it burn Champagne (?) In my hand I'm not concerned!

[@reasyrandom]

@@xlb2376 Take me on a trip I'd like to go someday

[@xlb2376]

@@reasyrandom Take me to New York I want to see LA

[@reasyrandom]

@@xlb2376 I'd really want to, come kick it with you...

[@cartonofegg]

“What’s the use of feeling blue” “Not emotional” ???

[@runningoncylinders3829]

That's the goal, it's no use feeling blue.

[@alex-rs6ts]

OMG. I just got that pun. Why do americans use "blue" as a word for "sad" anyway? Why not gray?

[@runningoncylinders3829]

@@alex-rs6ts I've just become aware this metaphor wasn't known by English-speakers everywhere. Blue is kinda like crying tears or rain in context, and I use gray to describe someone morally questionable like an anti-hero.

[@naobi666]

@@alex-rs6ts tears, ocean, rain

[@luxluther436]

Yeah I thought it was emotional

[@bloodyrose1995]

“What can I do for you” was such a great song! Oh my gosh I’m screaming at my phone right now lol I love this song mainly because it’s obviously meant to be a love some between Greg and Rose but Rose’s lyrics that are meant to be written by her point out her flaws beautifully. And she doesn’t even know these are flaws! It’s a deep song with a lot of undertones to it.

[@holysoup2954]

3 years later but ur so right i love this comment

[@bumblebea739]

Very VERY happy with top two but I think that “Familiar” didn’t get a shot. That song is the perfect number for Steven’s realization that he is living through his mom’s past while still being himself. As himself he “has the practice” to fix her mistakes. It’s such a beautiful foreshadow to all the stress and pressure that overwhelms him in season 5 and is the perfect mix of him coming to terms with needing to be like his mom while also saying IM NOT HER, IM BETTER.

[@rabidroxy]

I mean... Being Human isn’t necessarily about the tune that it has, but the message that it carries. Steven is just starting the path that he needs to take to discover himself. Steven is, in a way, *Being Human*

[@andremtz9320]

For me it's still a big dissapointment tho, Love like you was even more emotional, and Being Human is the freaking last Steven Universe song!

[@callmeboop2991]

Do you mean Bee-ing Human?! Haha sorry

[@Bee-rr3ei]

Yo how you doing homie I haven’t seen you around the hive in a while!

[@chuckled125]

so he's getting in the elevator to the next stage of his life?

[@jaydenc367]

@@andremtz9320 eh....being human was pretty good honestly

[@clementinecrochet]

Believe it or not I have “What Can I Do For You” pretty high on my own list. I like how the lyrics set up the conflict of the episode and Rose’s perspective on Greg, it sets up this rocky unease that only builds with that guitar solo

[@android19willpwn]

it's very good as a beat in the plot, but it's not great as a song.

[@CloudTribe]

The guitar rift greg goes off on in sync with the fusion rainbow quartz is brilliant.

[@ditto6414]

I just find it pretty ._.

[@Thesmus]

I wish there's a full version lol cause i want more rose/greg duet

[@afaithfullife27]

I totally agree, I was a bit upset to see it so far down the list but in a way it kind of makes sense. It's not the best for Steven Universe song some may say, but as a music lover the instrumentals and especially the guitar solo is phenomenal and I really love this song

[@MapleLoverX57]

The fact he put What Can I Do in F tier is living in my head rent free. It's an amazing ballad, why is it put behind so many joke songs?

[@theoriginalgooseman3307]

The fact he hates change your mind is living in my head rent free

[@NoName-xm8oc]

I fucking love this song

[@itskompassjustkompass]

I fucking this song

[@rockamillion2002]

Ironic how Schaff loves musicals and yet has zero taste when it comes to half of this show’s songs.

[@RandomPerson-kz9uf]

When Schaffrillas said "Steg is a daddy tho" *I felt that*

[@bandidocavalier]

WHY DID THEY MADE HIM SO THICC??

[@enviisyk]

they had no right making him such a dilf

[@just_pluto_]

AND HIS VOICE????

[@bandidocavalier]

@@enviisyk RIGHT??? DILF ALERT

[@SpagettiSpeltWrong]

Technically he is a daddy. a daddy and a son

[@kiwimellia8876]

I honestly liked how Rose Quarts went from "mother figure and freedom fighter" to "irresponsible and morally questionable young adult" throughout the course of the series

[@Matt-wb5bn]

well...her character development was basically shown backwards, so what do we want

[@DivineDEC]

Yeah we were shown her at her best and ended at her worst

[@redpanda6497]

I kinda find it sad. We learned that she was both good and bad ( which is a creative move because you don't often see this in movies where the protagonist's parents are always god-like good ), but after the movie it felt like they only wanted to show her bad side, so they could give a series a big scapegoat. But no, why make White, a gem Nazi, the bad guy and leave Rose as a morally gray person when you can do this? I'm curious about what happened in reality, without the "she was so good" or "she was so bad" sunglasses on my eyes. Edit: English isn't my first language.

[@leck_m]

@@redpanda6497 That's what I don't get... Like, they do know that she WAS a horrible person? Does nothing that came after mattered? What about the tape of Lion 3??? Does Steven really hate her so much despite her literally dying for him to exist? I agree that she isn't the best, maybe not even decent. But she redeemed, looking at the later acts of the cronology and idk why they don't acknowlegde that in the series

[@bee-zz6bf]

i thought it was pretty obvious in "we need to talk" lol she literally acts like an emotionally constipated teenager

[@twobladedswordsandmauls2120]

"True kind of love" is SUPPOSED to be terrible for an action scene, they shouldn't be fighting, they should be talking, it's a message to Spinel.

[@mxcksrealm]

Twobladedswordsandmauls yeah i know, literally dived face first into the point and still missed it

[@nate_orious0002]

I’m sad that “whats the use of feeling blue” didn’t make it higher it’s one of my favourites

[@parmejoncheesman8605]

7:00 I am literally crying right now, that was hilarious.

[@scrubadubdub947]

10:14 after the SUF finale, that monotone "He left his family behind." Makes so much more sense. It was Garnet using her future vision, kinda sad in a way.

[@brandonplays702]

Omg wow I didn’t even know that until I said that. Makes so much more sense why she said it that way

[@kadebrockhausen]

Or she was smart enough to know what was going on after their relationships had been deteriorating over the course of the season

[@grooveatronic]

:(

[@imaginewagons1675]

That’s pretty obvious

[@luce8416]

Rose was a shitty person but that’s mostly because we saw her character growth backwards. We started with her being a good person and as the series went on we learned about her horrible past (which if you think about it she’s literally a child so idk if she deserves all the criticism, tho she definitely a bad person). I personally don’t like how he let his hatred for the character cloud his judgment of some songs (diamonds included) but hey to each their own.

[@sansfangirl4life439]

agreed. i personally like Rose/Pink BECAUSE of her character growth. yes we see it in reverse, but if you mentally play it the right way its excellent, and it officially ends with her giving up her 'life' so that Steven could be born. yes Pink was awful, but she learns and grows. also (i forget who said this) but honestly i think she would have gone back for Spinel, if it wasn't for,......yanno...the WAR and the fact going back for her could have shown Rose was still alive (as from what i can see only Pink and maybe Pearl knew where her garden was) and that could have put the few remaining gems in danger D8

[@badasscrusader]

For me she's my favorite character because she's the most well written she has goals,flaws the whole shabang.but she is still a shitty person(but then again most characters are in this show)

[@egg_bun_]

SAME

[@marcellayouko]

You beautifully put into words how her development is actually shown backwards! But unfortunately people will have that mentality that mistakes are unforgivable and that people just can't change for the better, which is obviously a lie. The hate thrown at her is very unjustified considering all the sacrifices she made, and having a character so intricately developed makes it such an interesting story to follow. People complain about 'flat' and boring characters and then they try to cancel a fictional character for making reasonable mistakes with good intentions xD

[@KingOfGaymes]

Pink Diamond is my favorite SU character because I relate to her in many ways, so seeing people shit on her so much and forgive the other diamonds kinda hurts.. like she was abused, abandoned, and just wanted the gems to be themselves. She’s not a perfect person because who is. But she did her best, not in a good way, but she did...

[@martinfreemon7134]

I love "Rather be me with you" because it's one of those types of songs that you can sing to people who haven't watched steven universe, you can sing it on the fly too, cause it doesn't really rely on the scene (like some of the other SU songs). Plus, it's the first song from a show that I learned to play on my guitar

[@soggy8171]

Am I the only person who really likes the Sadie songs? I just like the spooky vibe I guess.

[@Kitty-the-Bunny]

I do too

[@sand435]

“I can’t believe they stole this song from sans undertale” never laughed so hard

[@_e_l_i_3001]

wHeEzE-

[@snowpocalypse69]

Also: Independent Together sounds so good because Steg's voice actor and Opal's voice actress are in a band together in real life.

[@PinkPiggiies]

Off topic but excellent icon u got there

[@DanielGonzalez-rh5jg]

They're called The Both if anybody wants to take a listen. I recommend listening to their songs Milwaukee, The Prisoner, and Hummingbird. my favorites of theirs.

[@thecowboybebop2071]

The guy who voices Steg is Ted Leo. My aunt is best friends with both him and Aimee Mann so I actually met Ted’s wife once. She was really sweet.

[@seasaltine]

I actually really liked "change your mind". I first heard it at a time in my life when I needed a simple song like that. I remember bawling my eyes out to it. At that time I had came out to my mom and didn't get a good reaction, and that song just was like a reminder that I don't need other people to accept me as long and I love myself

[@cassielwilliams2874]

I think "True Kind Of Love" was like that on purpose. We see disaster, but we also see the community coming together. We see the people and gems of Beach City shaken up, but nobody is panicking. The bond within the community is another "True Kind Of Love". This is in contrast to Spinel, alone atop the injector, with all of the power. And between these two groups, we see Steven. Reaching out and offering that love to Spinel.

[@goopy1214]

I like your decisions but why isn’t It’s over, Isn’t It higher

[@bee514]

it was like number 5 wasnt it

[@haydenboy0505]

I agree. It's Over, Isn't It is my personal favorite, though I can see why all the others could be said to be higher, except for Independent Together. Though amazing, I completely disagree with anyone who says it's better than It's Over, Isn't It. Also, hot take, I'm not that big a fan of Stronger Than You. While I can concede that it deserves S tier, I think it should be at the bottom, maybe just above Independent Together, but even then I'm not sure.

[@user-lr1rt3sz9u]

That should've been number one

[@jayc7171]

tapJay yeah so? That shouldn’t invalidate pearls experience/feelings in her song.( but yea Rose is awful lll)

[@PrincessX-ke8tj]

@@basilaboozled Rose isn't terrible, we just saw her redemption in reverse

[@connerrock1164]

Am I the only one who hears Schaff sounding a bit angrier than normal. Me thinks the Cinematic Abomination of Artimes Foul is coming soon

[@yuilinkmat9469]

He is going insane

[@mackielunkey2205]

More like Arthritis Foul

[@mrbeaver6000]

@@mackielunkey2205 Funniest shit i've ever heard

[@stevenbobbybills]

@@mrbeaver6000 funniest shit I've ever seen.

[@mittycommitspizzatime92]

@@mackielunkey2205 Funniest shit I’ve ever heard

[@RickTS]

When you're like: *WHY IS THIS THE SONG FOR ENDING/FINALE/CLIFFHANGER?!* "Being Human": *Literally refrencing that Steven moved on and is now trying to discover his life as a normal human because his gem life is comeplete he already saved the galaxy and universe and now he is just looking for a purpose for his human half and trying to figure out his life*

[@LA-be8fu]

Yeah, that's in the title, but otherwise it's just lame elevator music that doesn't stand up to the ending songs we've had before.

[@cocobunnydraws5554]

6:23 Space Hitlers

[@Kradolpher]

Stronger than you: Becomes an Icon that draws lots of people into the SU fandom Undertale fandom: It's free real state

[@reasyrandom]

I'm in both fandoms, but I still would've travelled back in time just to delete the Stronger Than You parody. What a trainwreck that was. (Not the video, but the aftermath)

[@melikewafflesgg6167]

@@reasyrandom i mean the video itself is sounds good, but jesus... i mean i like some of them but the others are...

[@stevenbobbybills]

I just think it's pretty fucking hilarious.

[@mounada4098]

@@stevenbobbybills bruh sameeeee 😂😂

[@runningoncylinders3829]

I entered the fandom from Giant Woman! XD

[@alexmihu7089]

Escapism should have been a Lapis song. I think it made more sense for her character

[@josuedominguez-delatorre735]

it is, at least she got: a distant shore.

[@beetlejumps3283]

That’s what we all thought it would be when the song released lol

[@irongirltoni]

Legit EVERYONE in theorist part of the fandom said the same thing. They wasted the song

[@diablo666bagels2]

9:10 one of the other reasons I love Both of You is because of how it mirrors Rose’s relationship with them both and directly competes it to Steven. Pearl and Greg were pitted against each other because of their love for Rose and are brought together because of their love for Steven.

[@parkerpeter9218]

I wonder if he also intended for it to foreshadow the fact that Steven would be the one to bring Blue and Yellow back together. Especially since we see Greg and Pearl turned yellow and blue

[@Satherian]

7:16 The hard cut to background laughing just made this even better

[@shawnwicker254]

7:19

[@lasagna.noodles]

Change is one of the best written songs in Steven Universe. From a musician’s standpoint, it blessed me ears. The brass is mind-blowing and Zach’s vocal range is beautiful. If i could have to listen to a song for the rest of my life it would be this.

[@jam5369]

That's probably why I liked that song so much. It's good when you actually know a lot about music lol

[@lasagna.noodles]

jam_ buddies The song is also super empowering. Which may also be why it’s so amazing. The visuals in the song are stunning. The movie ended up having a much higher budget and time which brought this masterpiece of a two-minute song. Talking about music is pretty much my life so I’m glad you enjoy my ranting lmao

[@jam5369]

@@lasagna.noodles yeah lol. I agree with you on all that. You said it better than I could have lmao.

[@collineagen7524]

I love it I wish there was more of it. It makes me feel so good but the ending doesn’t work which is why it should be longer

[@lasagna.noodles]

Mooie DaCow I totally agree. There should definitely be more songs like Change

[@CamHennings]

Schafrillas: *Doesn't put Lil' Butler at #1* Me: I just wanna talk...

[@pennsy6755]

hey i noticed you were stalking children in the playground. It's safe to assume that you have a picrew pfp?

[@catspoons]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hXXJdImui7Gkn6c

[@pennsy6755]

@Brandon Gray i'm speaking the truth sir.

[@CamHennings]

@@pennsy6755 ...I don't see the connection but okay, dude!

[@bigforeheadman6786]

@raffle baffle the context is that people with picrew pfp are stereotypically assumed as terrible people

[@HipposAreDeadly]

‘Change,’ definitely deserved to be longer. Some of Zachs greatest voice work and singing, the background instrumental is beautiful. So was the animation

[@megascpetile4488]

When he said “Too bad she stayed with the space Hitler’s” I died and lived again then died of a heart attack

[@abigailohara4560]

“This is just the word POTLUCK *over* *and* *over* *again* ”, wow I love it

[@bee514]

isnt that what true kinda love is?

[@reasyrandom]

It was just supposed to demonstrate Sadie's singing ability. It's about as much a song as "Eggs and Bacon" was.

[@bee514]

@@reasyrandom whats eggs and bacon?

[@reasyrandom]

@@bee514 A two second, acapella song from Phineas and Ferb.

[@alleyoliver3315]

You’d be surprised how big G-G-G-Ghost can go over with kids when you put an overacting theater kid in charge of singing it... that song was a HUGE hit when I was interning at a Children’s Home! Sure they were mocking me most of the time, but it made them laugh, so that song will always have a special place in my heart ❤️

[@SophieSquid]

G-G-G-Ghost is literally the best sadie killer song I don't know why he felt the need to put it at the bottom of their songs. That shit slaps.

[@yoavsnapiri]

I AGREE SO MUCH WITH "here comes a thought" PLACEMENT ITS AMAZING

[@monkeman1519]

I really appreciate in every one of his ranking videos how he’s actually really positive. He might not like a lot of these but his rankings are generous and I love this channel

[@mr.triplethreat2743]

Schaff: doesn’t put love like you in S tier. I’m sorry what?

[@usernameremoved3512]

What? I’m not doing anything.. *slowly drags “What Can I Do For You” to C Tier* Also here’s some clarification for “True Kinda Love”: I don’t really think it fits in either but I believe it doesn’t fit at all because I think it’s supposed to resemble how when you face the truth, then you can start to love yourself again. *SPOILER ALERT* Since Spinel wanted to put blame on others to justify her actions, she wasn’t facing the truth that what she was doing was wrong and she needed to live herself again (we can tell she didn’t love herself because when Spinel was starting to cool down in her last fight with Steven she cried about how she was worthless). Garnet already loves herself so she is most likely singing this to teach Spinel about that love.

[@spaloogaloo3705]

I think true kind of love is also kind of referencing The End of Evangellion where its the soft almost up beat song over the end of the fucking world, but the theme of Komm Susser Todd and True Kinda Love are extremely different

[@BlueEngland]

she saw it coming with her future vision and tried to help...

[@BlueEngland]

she saw it coming with her future vision and tried to help...

[@markus8086]

True Kinda Love should've been way higher.

[@sabermations4765]

Garnet: love at first sight isn’t real Ruby and sapphire: totally

[@birdloaf2117]

Schaff: "Stegg is a daddy." Me: "FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT."

[@memerio1458]

Was fully expecting “It’s over, isn’t it?” To be Number 1 since it seems to be so popular. So when I saw that “Here comes a thought”, my favorite Steven Universe song ever, is Number 1, I got a big, dumb smile on my face. Thanks for making my day, Schaff.

[@JesusBautista_]

YES I KNOW I WASN’T THE ONLY ONE

[@UnorthodoxIndividual]

Both are masterpieces tbh, but I think I prefer Here Comes a Thought because of the universal and uplifting message

[@KingsBard]

@@jacquelinegarcia6204 Don't read the comments until watching the video? It's kind of a given, the comments are for discussing the video.

[@kingseabass5792]

Here Comes a Thought has been in my sad spotify playlist since I first watched the episode. Absolute banger.

[@a.leafar2830]

I love that song, and I'm so happy seeing other people agree.

[@ironflame716]

Schaf: doesn't put "what's the use of feeling blue" at SS tier Me and my friends who jam that song every second of our lives: we just wanna talk

[@zenosama8505]

TheIronFlame I know the song had a opera feel to it

[@thegrimreaper1774]

It made me like blue and yellow more

[@dullicecream]

Same man I was kinda shocked

[@LucasDeziderio]

That song is fire. Yellow breaking down her own strong persona at the end just hits me in the feels.

[@FlyingPotatoChickens]

he hates the diamonds too much to admit all their songs are bangers

[@brelonwy]

For me (for personal reasons), Love Like You is my favorite. I love the simple tune and the gentle lyrics. From learning to not only love others, but yourself. To me, a person who had always struggled with self confidence and trying to be the kind of person others expect, it's nice to have a song like this

[@stupidgayidiot4072]

Whenever I get anxious or scared I sing “Here Comes a Thought” to myself and it always makes me feel better

[@bailsplace4551]

Fun fact: They had to change the animation for It’s over, isn’t it? because of her voice actor’s power and emotion while singing.

[@FormalFilmsProductions]

That’s awesome

[@genericname2747]

That's pretty interesting

[@StrawberryBunnyBoba]

Didn’t agree with most of this list, but there were a lot of valid points throughout the entire video! I may have different opinions, but this video is still a good one with a lot of effort!

[@Lolo_Antonio-FryEmUpFan]

Full disclosure is for me the best song :(

[@johnmp7912]

@@Lolo_Antonio-FryEmUpFan not for me its b tier

[@kebin99]

Be wherever you are at least is A- tier:(

[@Lolo_Antonio-FryEmUpFan]

Why b tier

[@johnmp7912]

@@Lolo_Antonio-FryEmUpFan tone to repetitive

[@theluigifan1]

Full Disclosure deserves to be much higher, honestly. It was the first (actually) serious song of Steven’s and it showed that Steven was beginning to mature, take what others say to him to heart and consider how his life may complicate those who choose to get involved, namely Connie. Sure, the ringtone melody is “repetitive” but I think it’s a clever way of playing into how Connie keeps trying to reach Steven but he desperately wants to distance himself from her for her safety. Plus the lyrics while Steven is looking through his pictures of him with Connie and when he resigns that Connie doesn’t need him or any of his problems really hit me hard. It’s a criminally underappreciated song that I feel gets overshadowed by later songs and by songs that directly preceded it like Stronger Than You.

[@choochoo3376]

A few notes, 1) FINALLY SOMEONE WHO REALISES HOW GOOD “CHANGE” IS ITS SO GOOD 2) “here comes a thought” is the only good thing that came from season 4 3) “What’s the use of feeling blue” is so good to me, I loved it

[@scorchinglizard]

Regardless of whether people agree or disagree with this list, I think we can all agree that ZACH CALLISON'S RANGE LIKE DUDE

[@theartistdemon3757]

YES I DEFINITELY AGREE WITH YOUUUUU

[@susiepilled]

YES

[@SpagettiSpeltWrong]

Zack be hitting all them notes just right anf it makes me so angry like bruh why can you sing so perfectly

[@xbreadguy_1080]

The thing I liked about SU is the show growing up with me. I admit it’s not without its faults *cough* (Change your mind) *cough* but I liked the arcs with characters, I just wish we had more of SU Future and less fillers. I don’t remember any show getting me hyped about the What Ifs. The mystery and lore was interesting. I just think a few more season to actually do the plot would’ve been great. On the less toxic side of the fandom I made many friends and got me and others through some tough stuff. Thank you Steven Universe. You will be missed.

[@waterlemonandfriends]

I STILL WANNA KNOW WHAT WAS IN THE BOX THOUGH

[@swegmaster7911]

My thoughts precisely

[@paperbagboi3185]

Change your mind was good, it had an excellent climax and I really come to understand White diamond as a character, I also love the symbolism and parallels that were set between her and Pink diamond , they both have to be set to a unbelievable high standard partly because of an image they themselves set to the other gems and their pedestal was broken both metaphorically (rose monuments and reds being destroyed and on ruins while the truth about her was revealed she was a diamond all along and White being proven to have been won’t and the pedestal she was standing in was literally destroyed by Steven while she made her realize how wrong she was about everything)

[@rossbob4215]

I thought the ending was way too rushed; they needed more time or at least another 15 minutes

[@venusflytrap1927]

There's an extended version of change your mind but unfortunately zach callison didn't sing it

[@Y.H.W.H]

Review list for anyone who wants to hear a certain opinion: F tier (0:38) : 88. Potluck (0:41) D tier (0:54) : 87. Fishing for compliments (0:59) 86. Steven tag (1:04) 85. Ste-Ste-Ste-Steven (1:09) 84. Hey, Mr. Postman (1:13) 83. What can i do for you ? (1:17) 82. G-G-G-Ghost (1:24) C tier (1:31) : 81. Cam's Camshafts (1:35) 80. Like a star (1:44) 79. Big fat zucchini (1:50) 78. Let me drive my van into you (1:54) 77. Being Human (1:58) 76. Be wherever you are (2:05) 75. Change your mind (2:11) 74. Crying Breakfast Friends Theme song (2:20) 73. Serious song (2:27) 72. Birthday song (2:31) 71. Wailing stone (2:34) 70. The working dead (2:40) 69. Sadie killer and the suspects (2:47) 68. Familiar (2:50) 67. Destiny (2:57) 66. Tower of mistakes (3:02) 65. Shining through (3:07) 64. What's the use of feeling blue ? (3:19) 63. The tidying song (3:42) 62. Still not giving up (3:48) 61. Escapism (3:52) 60. Let us adore you (4:00) 59. Sapphire's Song (4:08) 58. Do or Do nut (4:15) 57. Lil'Butler (4:20) 56. Empire city (4:24) 55. Ruby rider (4:28) 54. On the run (4:32) 53. Cookie cat (4:37) 52. Dear old dad (4:42) 51. My little reason why (4:49) 50. Don't cost nothing (5:02) B tier (5:07) : 49. I could never be ready (5:11) 48. Disobedient (5:16) 47. I'd rather be me (With you) (5:29) 46. I'm just a comet (5:34) 45. Like a burger (5:39) 44. Full disclosure (5:45) 43. True kinda love (5:52) 42. I think I need a little change (6:04) 41. The tale of steven (6:08) 40. Found (6:18) 39. Lapis lazuli (6:25) 38. Who we are (6:31) 37. Looking forward (6:39) 36. Steven and the Steven's (6:46) 35. Steven and the crystal gems (6:49) 34. The jam song (7:01) Him making going on a rant (7:06) 33. Steven Univers Theme song (Original) (7:21) 32. Mr. Universe (7:31) 31. That distant shore (7:44) 30. system/BOOT.pearl_final(3).Info (7:53) 29. Let us adore you (Reprise) (8:01) 28. Don't cost nothing (Reprise) (8:09) 27. Haven't you noticed (I'm a star) (8:18) 26. Strong in the real way (8:31) 25. Isn't it love (8:39) 24. Let me ska my van into your heart (8:48) 23. Finale (8:59) 22. Both of you (9:10) 21. Giant woman (9:19) 20. Steven Univers Future Theme Song (9:30) 19. No matter what (9:43) 18. Mr. Greg (9:55) 17. We are the crystal gems (Change your mind) (10:06) 16. Cookie cat (Gem edition) (10:14) 15. Let me drive my van into your heart (10:25) A tier (10:29): 14. Life and death and love and birth (10:33) 13. Let's only think about love (10:41) 12. Something entirely new (10:56) 11. Do it for her (11:10) 10. Love like you (11:25) 9. Change (11:44) 8. We are the crystal gems (12:08) S tier (12:14): 7. Drift away (12:18) 6. It's over isn't it ? (12:37) 5. Other friend's (12:54) 4. Happily ever after (13:13) 3. Independent toghether (13:36) 2. Stronger than you (13:59) *Drum roll ladies and gents' !* (14:21) 1. Here comes a thought (14:25)

[@furrymczplayer18]

"STEG IS A DADDY" Honestly yeah

[@Zyphon]

16:36 It's over, isn't it?

[@juliocooler4246]

Hey zyphon

[@cassidystuidiot3071]

Hilarious

[@melikewafflesgg6167]

Hey you're that Minecraft youtuber that makes documentary

[@MrcreeperDXD777]

Technoblade neva dies

[@stickwashere5248]

funny seeing you here but haha cool joke

[@stpdbt]

i thought ‘being human’ was a perfect song to end the show. after everything steven had been through he finally got to just be human and move on. it’s such a gentle song and i thought it captured how bittersweet it was to watch steven drive away from his home.

[@Tactless_Kaizen]

Yeah, maybe im a little biased since i generally like songs like that more, but i think this was the best song to end it off on. a slow, calming song to let you digest that the show really just ended.

[@witoldkopaczewski3954]

I remember when the episode with "stronger than you" was on TV I listened to it 100 times.

[@ladykatie8204]

Listen at 14:04 and then go to Urban Dictionary and search for “Absolute fire”. You will not be disappointed.

[@oliverafton1444]

I'm sorry, but i love Sadie's songs. Come oonnn, some more calm human stuff happening in this whole mighty gems war story is something i think we needed as a refreshment. And for god's sake, finally i agree with you on something. Yes, Here Comes A Thought Is Amazing!

[@victorialariot7561]

The fact that Ruby Rider is so down low on the list doesn't match the fact that I've had it stuck in my head since I first heard it

[@that-queer-fnaf-theorist]

Its also very deep considering her character arc that sorta goes on in those episodes

[@ignacioszpak1832]

I know that everyone hates rose because she was a bad person and all that. But I dont know if im the only one here that watched a video were they say that they show us rose evolution backwards and from that point foward I really liked her character. Oh, and i almost forgot. Nice video dude

[@anneprocter]

Totally agree. She's still super flawed, but if you look at everything chronologically, she's definitely less bad of a character than people think, although she's definitely done some unforgivable stuff

[@felipevasconcelos6736]

Also, Rose hated herself so much there’s no point in hating her too.

[@kirbyfazendoummoonwalk9214]

Yeah

[@PJEllison]

she, some would say, is a really bad person - - but that's the point of her character. She adds so much to the story and to Steven's character development as a protagonist - - with Rose being the antagonist... anyway, Steven has grown up with the problems his mother created, and it's his job to fix them.

[@felipevasconcelos6736]

@@PJEllison, I wouldn’t say she’s a bad person. Since Volleyball, her character suddenly makes much more sense: she was so horrified by what she did to Pink Pearl that it caused her powers to change. After that, she tried to distance herself from everyone so she would never hurt them, hence the Spinel incident: she left Spinel there because she thought being with her would be more dangerous for Spinel. In NWOFA, we see that she tried to remain distanced to Pearl (which doesn’t work) Even though she was Rose Quartz, Pink Diamond’s guilt never left her until the very end. Thousands of years later, she was still conflicted about it, as we know through Greg.

[@kaelawilson8541]

I know you don't do animes often, but I think you could really appreciate Run with the Wind and its message and it would be really cool if you made a video on it because it is a really good show with a great and realistic cast of characters as well as relatable moments and relationships.

[@monkeychief1904]

I am so glad Here comes a thought was number one, it’s beautiful, has a wonderful message and it just calms you down whenever you listen. It’s just amazing in every way

[@nopenottelling3634]

Zach Callison (Steven Universe) has his own album called “A Picture Perfect Hollywood Heartbreak”

[@artloveranimation]

aww a happy ending 💕

[@dylan_colon_three]

THE ALBUM IS SO GOOD, I LOVE ALL OF IT! I love nightmare the most. :3

[@bclynch30]

And it’s fucking amazing

[@RushieCat]

Charlie :3 nightmare is my favorite too!

[@Dimonds456]

Phantom Love is my favorite! But Nightmare is def one of my favorites too!

[@butterwithwings8266]

i cant believe you put ‘what can i do for you’ so low at the same time u said rose sucks. like yeah that’s the point she’s really creepy in that song in retrospect. ‘i like the way humans play, i like playing along’ its haunting foreshadowing, not to mention that the scene demonstrates the feud between pearl and greg perfectly when pearl fuses with rose. one of my favorites in the show.

[@allyli1718]

Same I agree with everything you said. Great vocals, interesting aesthetic, cool fusion, lovely visuals, creepy foreshadowing. this man be having some garbage tastes smh Cannot believe he put that blue diamond song over “what can I do for you” Good vid, but lord

[@Felvanio]

Here Comes A Thought is my comfort song, and I'm so happy to see it as number 1!

[@pennyhazel2794]

OH MY GOD, someone who loves here comes a thought!! I was obsessed with that song when I was about 15

[@phantomcrusaderhd1408]

Me: *seeing stronger than you than you at number 2* "The heck is number 1 then?" Also me: *seeing here comes a thought at number 1* "Nope nevermind I'm completely okay with this anything I said before hand is completely invalid."

[@theeddieartshow]

Same.

[@taezer3687]

Garnet has the best songs

[@sierralenetti599]

I thought stronger than you was lowkey overrated

[@qumi369]

@@sierralenetti599 i love stronger than you, but its ur opinion so i wont change that

[@astrocopjr8]

both are overrated imo

[@chriskoloski32]

Pink was a bad person, but did people forget that if it wasn't for her earth would be destroyed or worse

[@miraclewade6112]

She saved earth for selfish reasons

[@loop1786]

Wasn't Earth being destroyed because of her anyway?

[@chriskoloski32]

@@miraclewade6112 the point is that she was a bad person, she doesn't even deny she did regretful things, but she did spend the rest of her life protecting earth and literally becoming a better person, Steven.

[@SonicXtreme99akaCreeperMario]

She’s still a bad person, Washington owned slaves for gods sake (I think) Edit: He did

[@theluckyone9658]

I think the only reason people hate PD is that we saw her story backward she became a better person when she became Rose so basically pink diamond was a bad person but rose quartz was... eh mediocre.

[@imanobsessedcookie2775]

No more song rankings... B-But adventure time song ranking ):

[@AlekMax64]

Here Comes a Thought has literally been stuck in my head all day and It has been great.

[@mrkitloin]

10. You 9. Can’t 8. Rank 7. These 6. Songs 5. They 4. Are 3. All 2. Masterpieces 1. Here comes a thought

[@jam5369]

I love that song honestly

[@nerdgeekman]

That scene > the entirety of Citizen Kane

[@seabinic]

nerdgeekman of KZbin R o s e b u d

[@romanfernandezarias3215]

@@nerdgeekman thats suspiciusly especific

[@imayeti.4674]

*I swear to god if giant woman isn’t top tier* At least it’s almost top 20, you get to live for now.

[@runningoncylinders3829]

That song converted me from "this show's neat" to "omfg GTS fanservice, I'm watching this show in full!"

[@bagsy6941]

“For now”

[@logangster5246]

12:22 It’s Sync So Perfectly! 👌

[@justaperson3450]

Thank you for appreciating “Here Comes a Thought”! Whenever I’m crying (or I’m just stressed), I sing it and every time when I reach the end, I’ve stopped crying entirely because the song reminds me that I’m gonna be okay and if I need help I have the support.

[@jrjoanes]

Im so sad that "Change Your Mind" is so low because that song made me feels so many emotions despite its length. I think maybe because i care a lot of what people think of me and it took me awhile to come to a place where i loved me and thats ultimately what mattered so that song spoke to me deeply. Also i love the Sadie songs

[@nerdalotdulac8552]

Aaaaaah, thank you! 💖 "Change Your Mind" makes me think about accepting myself and at the same time leaving open doors for people who don't accept but want to understand you either way because you love each other.

[@toxoplasmagondi]

same, i was personally offended by its low placement😔 change your mind made me cry rivers.

[@abbycumpian7613]

“i don’t need you to respect me, i respect me.”

[@floccinaucinihilipilificat6749]

unbelivably real thank you

[@wazowski6602]

When I heard the first line "I don't need you to respect me I respect me" for the first time, I knew it was going to be one of my absolute favourite!

[@SergGirl]

I always interpreted “Love Like You” as being sung by Rose to Greg. She’s just so fundamentally different from him the “nothing like you” really comes across. (And tbh I don’t know if she ever really saw Pearl as a whole person rather than just a cute pet 😒)

[@AlchemyKirby]

I think it's from Rose to Steven

[@christianclean8260]

I lost it when you called the diamonds The Space Hitlers XDDD

[@-RandomPlayer56-]

Every song he says was unrememberable i remember the lyrics for all of those songs