Everyone Is Looking To Be Offended. K-von

[@wind10miko]

"I'll apologize IF you can tell me when's their next game" 😂😂😂😂

[@kvoncomedy]

⚽️

[@kjaubrey4816]

I miss when people could laugh at our differences instead of looking for reasons to be offended. This clip put a smile on my face.

[@kvoncomedy]

you rock!

[@rollandnewcomb5524]

I bursted out laughing several times.

[@adriannn1180]

same, i miss those good old days

[@noirhorror197]

Half way thru...it's great! Reminds me of older comedy. I'm white and I think it's so funny when black people make fun of white people.

[@pilucciluccinassi8504]

So refreshing!!!

[@kevinknott3500]

"it's my 1st day shut up"😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kvoncomedy]

I just started! LOL

[@jesusisable7052]

😂😂😂

[@gturp2]

😂😂😂

[@djschultz61]

Yep. We heard it too.

[@gb7702]

Kev-on no-tt. What was the first part of the joke since you gave us the punchline?

[@CA2SD]

His deliverance is awesome! There's no reason to be offended because he's squashing every race. I miss these types of comedy where you're able to be funny and just enjoy a good laugh.

[@kathygreer2097]

Equal opportunity offender. 😂🤣

[@timothyfloogle]

Lol his delivery. His deliverance is something totally different... lol speaking of deliverance i hear banjos paddle faster

[@homelesshannah50]

Let a BLACK PERSON say something and see how OK it is then hypocrite

[@truerealist757]

@@timothyfloogle lol i went looking for this!😂

[@GrumpyOldGuy-so4qt]

​@@homelesshannah50they do. They say all kinds of things that a person would get crucified for.

[@C_Dana]

K-Von had me laughing so much but he touched on some very important points concerning all of us...Americans. Loved his performance.

[@kvoncomedy]

👋

[@MarkJoseph81]

That's the point of stand-up comedy, when done right.

[@AhmedEraj-fo7ou]

"We were arguing, but we were arguing in a fun way. That's America. That's what we should be doing." He's brilliant. I almost cried. 🥺

[@kvoncomedy]

👋

[@y.r.9401]

Most people are not cool like him & that blk. Employee thou. .

[@blindship5792]

oh plz!! go to american immigration section and it is definitively NOT FUN!

[@howdoyousound]

me too and I'm not American!

[@johnbenko3773]

This man understands the 2 commandnts of comedy. 1 nothing is sacred. 2 everyone gets it in the end.

[@alisonbrandon9059]

“I use cologne responsibly” 😂😂😂😂

[@kvoncomedy]

Lol

[@Truth15freedom]

As a person with a fragrance allergy, like 20% of the population, I appreciated that.

[@jennifergersch9126]

One of the best jokes!

[@blackswan5756]

...2 sprays, not 2 bottles. Lol

[@chthulu27]

I really love how he points out that we can be friends over our funny differences and not enemies. That what divides us can actually bring us together through the viewpoint of humor. Godspeed.

[@timothyfloogle]

Truly what comedy is meant to be

[@dadadadave9652]

I felt like this is how America was when I was growing up; hope America'll be back to that greatness again, where we can tease and bantor and appreciate the differences, not get all offended at every little thing

[@chthulu27]

@@dadadadave9652 , agreed. The political correctness we suffer from today treats any sort of good-natured teasing as though it MUST be a mean-spirited act of evil.

[@SenKichita]

I really love this guy, not just the jokes, but also the wholesome interactions he had! Can't wait to hear more of ya!🍻

[@ObsidianWisdom]

As a Black man, I have never snorted at a joke before until today... when he said his name in the ATL... I was done!

[@kvoncomedy]

A Town!

[@myke6135]

Cap. You're not black

[@kvoncomedy]

@@myke6135we all are now

[@kingofdragons7]

​@@myke6135you know him personally?

[@myke6135]

@@kingofdragons7 Don't have to. I know BLACK!

[@kingofbudokai]

Yes! I love K-von. And God bless the guy who made the "under the court" joke. That was gold.

[@Jules-dn9jl]

I loved the exchange K-von had at the airport. Such fun. I really enjoyed this set. I hope to see more of him.

[@Trijem]

Take it easy, it's my 1st day! 😂😅😂😅

[@DocteurSnow]

Loved his first special. I'm glad to see he's back, he is hilarious.

[@kvoncomedy]

I am working on a tird special LOLLLLL

[@sebastian_manuells]

Tird/ Turd Got the reference. 😂 It was a great show. Love from India.

[@DocteurSnow]

@@sebastian_manuells Lol, I read it quickly and completely missed it. That's gold. With tird, you have something to show for it.

[@AG-M23]

Kvon never left.

[@17milesaway]

​@@kvoncomedygot the "turd" reference 😂😂

[@candellina6]

Oh, Kvon... thank you so much for standing for the truth AND being so funny ❤ 😂

[@TC-gx3qn]

Very funny! Refreshing to see a comedian not afraid to respectfully clown again instead of worrying about whom they might offend. I would pay to see your show.

[@ivonned32]

Im Latina and Im dying of laughter about the fence joke😂😂😂😂

[@kvoncomedy]

👋 😊

[@ivonned32]

@@kvoncomedy 🙏🏾💜✨👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@GissGR78]

Me too 😂😂

[@whybekwhy]

Same

[@guntario2715]

I'm white and I'm laughing about it too

[@USSResolute]

"We need to laugh now more than ever." -Kvon Absolutely.

[@SQUATCHY614]

This guy is funny. We are too easily offended. There’s so much to laugh at about people.

[@SodoMojo22]

This guy is great, keeping it real.

[@kvoncomedy]

tank you!

[@unvcornx]

"I'm plumb/er" Tears 😂

[@lankycide77]

People sincerely enjoying each other's quirks and differences. I love this!

[@davidcalvo9693]

Appreciate that someone celebrates our differences and chooses to laugh

[@Unknown2Yoo]

I love his black voice 😆 That whole bit with TSA was hilarious.

[@Aiyan777]

😂😂😂 I died at "I am Plumb-her" lol!!! He's one hilarious Persian comedian

[@kvoncomedy]

Hi 🚽

[@joyceibanez8207]

I love and appreciate DRY BAR‼️Every comedian has me laughing so hard and guess what, no filth, no dirty words and no shaming anyone. Thanks you fun wonderful comedians and DRY BAR for the laughs. 😊

[@mareezy]

Karenitas😂😂😂😂as a Hispanic, I thought this was hilarious😂

[@kvoncomedy]

💃

[@forwardpaunganwa4135]

Kanaynay was crazy funny too😂😂

[@R.Oates7902]

I didn't know there were other versions of Karen

[@stephensullivan1011]

"Not even real soccer, women's soccer" 😂 2:00

[@derekwalker4622]

Even the gals were laughing at this.

[@MaryOKC]

😂

[@larrybell4599]

You’re very funny. Thank you for putting a smile on my face.

[@kvoncomedy]

my pleasure

[@MaxTheMage27]

as a Persian I totally approve and love your work. keep up the great work K-von!

[@kvoncomedy]

👋

[@abdallahazme4757]

do you really love cats and watermellon so much?

[@MaxTheMage27]

@@abdallahazme4757 I personally love Dogs more :) watermelon is good too idk about others :D

[@MSmith-jx3mi]

"It's my first day, shut up!" 😆

[@all_things_beautiful6905]

The Subaru haircut joke had me cracking up. 😅 Had to go back and edit my comment because the airport bit... hysterical and exactly what we should be like in America. Would pay to see him. Great job!

[@Dkriedt]

I'm glad I discovered this guy!

[@number1x]

I love this guy. He always makes me laugh Glad he is back in dry bar

[@bigD2033]

I love this guy this is what i call pure humor no need to swear just comedy.

[@thanksfernuthin]

Tap dancing through the landmines. Well done!

[@kvoncomedy]

Yesss 💥

[@bagofsteel9152]

Finally a comedian with enough gusto to keep up with the times.

[@jimdavis6833]

Funny without being raunchy. Love it.

[@esetekristos7055]

I love this guy...unapologetically funny. Keep up the good work! No race spared. 😂

[@kvoncomedy]

U made my day!!! 🇺🇸

[@joymarie715]

He knocks them right out of the Park!!!!!!!!😂😂😂

[@jackrosendale8367]

Brilliant!! This should be streamed in public places 24/7/365 until everybody actually GETS it.

[@johnbeckman492]

YES!

[@mikaelaltairbruneau474]

I'm super offended at how hilarious this is hahahahahahahaha

[@rickfromthecape3135]

Yes! We CAN laugh at ourselves!

[@kvoncomedy]

we can... but I wonder WHO CAN'T. we must avoid those types

[@rickfromthecape3135]

@@kvoncomedy And we must keep them from cancelling people like this comedian!

[@catherinensungwa9942]

K-von never disappoints.

[@verowind]

,,it's my first day'' got me holding my stomach on the floor

[@blueflame6289]

*"On being offended still remember your first video on the blind man. He was facing the wrong way but he was smiling"* 😂😂😂😂 *Hilarious set that and this one and the many shorts in between* 👍🤠

[@lisag1157]

Speak it!! The truth is the BEST comedy!! LOL

[@SamSolasdonSaol]

Wow did I need that laugh in mah belly!!! Thank you so much. More please! 🤣🤣🤣

[@kvoncomedy]

yes yes yes

[@ooo_Kim_Chi_ooo]

I love Kvon! My great grandmother is from Iran! I am Korean and Turkic/Persian and I drive a Subaru LOL! The dark eyes got me because I have them!!!

[@yurde777]

I just love watching this guy, I'm Mexican, and the joke he said about us is whe I gave him the like

[@mrk8633]

Too good, a real peacemaker soldier.

[@neriwest3161]

I laughed so much. K-von is really brilliant as a comedian. I miss those good old days when people would take joke as a joke, not interpreting it to be an offensive or hateful statement and feel so hurt for being a victim. We had a good time those days. Everyone laughed and smiled and made friends.

[@alineeloyhim4537]

I watched his first comedy and it was just awesome. Glad to see he’s back. 💃🏽💃🏽

[@IWill_iTV]

First time hearing this guy and love’em already! 😂

[@ezGonzalez]

Man! 😂😂😂You remind me when I was in the military! Which was many moons ago when we used to joke about each other and we laughed about! Those were the days!

[@Noname-ni1dy]

This might be the funniest guy on earth! No swearing or vulgarity.

[@kvoncomedy]

👋 ❤

[@DraconiInfernalus]

dont take yourself too seriously and you can laugh about things like that...love this kind of humor

[@diegocorrea5143]

Adorable the airport situation..like two kids playing..sweet,..harmless and very funny... that is my kind of joke :)))

[@delfin7461]

the perfume joke was hysterical!!!

[@samaashraf2391]

Finally I've been waiting for him to come back forever 😭

[@jessicablank6470]

Me too!

[@messiahsoldier]

"Not even real soccer, women soccer"

[@oliviajeanne7709]

I’m gonna walk to X-ray machine BLACK! That’s not how we walk! It’s my first day shut up!😂😂😂 I love dry bar comedy

[@NecTeezay]

Loved ke-von , mo-easeyyy part . Im still laughing as im writing this 🤣 Thank you for the laughs! I need em!

[@kvoncomedy]

LoL

[@darleneh7740]

“Kanaynay” made me burst out laughing! 😂😂😂

[@cabanford]

I'm gonna apologize, if you can tell me... When's their next game. (Silence) Best Bill Burr burn I've heard in a while! 😂😂❤

[@LatimusChadimus]

He's the greatest half Persian comedian of all time,

[@kvoncomedy]

yessss!!!

[@RollingFishball]

My favorite English speaking standup comedian!🎉❤

[@dlight9849]

4:15 100% so true. I work with a few Persians and they definitely use way too much cologne.

[@kvoncomedy]

lolllll

[@Trijem]

The French are also frequently accused of using too much cologne. 😅

[@radicalttc]

And.its CLEAN!!!!!

[@derekwalker4622]

I love clean comedy. It is so much more funny and wholesome!

[@lizintexas1134]

The last joke about Ke-Bon funniest 😂 shift ever.

[@timothyfloogle]

Kvon. Kvon.. Kvon... buddy, you are right and you sir are bold. Love it. Keep up the awesome comedy. You deserve more recognition than you get.

[@bubzilla6137]

This is quality comedy right here! Lol! 🤣😂 This guy is one of the few left who knows how to turn subjectively offensive stuff into objectively unoffensive material. Very well done! 🙂👏💙

[@kvoncomedy]

u rock!

[@bubzilla6137]

@@kvoncomedy Thank you... I just subscribed to your KZbin channel. You have over 400K subs, I can't believe I'm just now learning you exist! I watch lots of stuff but comedy is pretty routine. I guess KZbin can only recommend so many at a time. Anyway, you got a new sub, yay! 🥖➖🏘️🚇 (When I go to emojis and search for "sub" it gives me these 4 to choose from. Haha!)

[@OmenCast]

Easily one of the funniest standup videos I’ve seen 😂

[@kvoncomedy]

👋

[@dinahpalmer6177]

OMG! Freaking hilarious! Dude you were killing it!! 🤣

[@kvoncomedy]

hiiiii

[@dinahpalmer6177]

@@kvoncomedy Hi K-von, how are you?

[@kvoncomedy]

@@dinahpalmer6177hi there. Good tank u

[@dinahpalmer6177]

@@kvoncomedy that's good to hear...I'm doing good myself

[@theCPRgals]

K-Von, you are a funny lad. I totally understand you are proud of you Persian half ... but, being half Scottish myself (the other half is English), let me tell you this. I get all my dry sense of humour and sarcasm from the Scottish part! There are so many jokes you could tell about the Scots. I can ream someone upside the head and down the other side, be totally serious, and the person thinks I am funny, and laughs. At that point I may need to use "the look", then he or she knows I am serious. I would love to hear more of the Scottish side come out in you. I have a couple of Margarets in the family, and they would also like to hear more. I am thankful I found you, because you always make me laugh!

[@AlexSnow96]

I can relate to some of that. I grew up in Newfoundland, Canada, and the culture there is also known for making fun of itself.

[@yogijaya2897]

Armenian 🇦🇲and British🇬🇧American🇺🇸 Loving this!!!! PS thanks for less cologne!❤️

[@jessicablank6470]

Hands down one of the best comedians ever! I was so excited to see him on Dry Bar a second time 🥰🙌

[@kvoncomedy]

thank you!!!

[@motivet7908]

One of the best comedians ever

[@Carmel明慧]

That Will Smith reference was hilarious!! 😂

[@albertmolina1781]

He's got the x factor.Very funny.😊

[@tutu3909]

Lol, this is so true. Everyone is too sensitive today, no one can even have a different opinion or perspective anymore.

[@newfiejoe4998]

I have to say this. As I watched this video, I was alone in my den laughing and clapping with the audience as if I was in the crowd. This how funny and entertaining K-VON can be.

[@nightshade4502]

"Ill meat you under the court; we'll go get some tacos!" 💀💀💀Thats hilarious K-von, didn't expect you returning to that joke

[@kvoncomedy]

Truthhhh. Love an impromptu callback

[@goldismoney5899]

Great comic. Pushing the current "boundaries" and speaking truth.

[@echris10sen]

As a member of that church I can confirm we have some of the fastest clean ups ever. Ive seen potlucks and parties for hundreds of people are taken down in 5 minutes.

[@Sara86A]

K-Von is very funny Persian guy! I watched his specials before and I sure laugh the whole time!!! He is funny when he does his accents!😂

[@kvoncomedy]

👋

[@fionahelmer946]

A comedy Giant has entered my stage - lots of words that mean AWESOME

[@sunnienciso9582]

Just saw this guy in Carson City Nevada and he was HIGHLARIOUS!!!!!!! I have seen Jimmy Fallia twice and you are right up there with him. Great show K-von.

[@mr.punisher4858]

I am still laughing at the real soccer joke!

[@socalclippers1]

Man. Ive been listening and watching K-Von for a while while now. Im gonna tell you....his stuff NEVER gets old. Ever.😅😅😅

[@TimJSHeise]

This was surprising refreshing

[@kvoncomedy]

:) tank you!

[@GrumpyOldGuy-so4qt]

​@@philmickey7247he probably prefers females, so go flirt with realemonful.

[@philmickey7247]

@@GrumpyOldGuy-so4qt :) tank you!

[@seedsoflove7684]

​@@kvoncomedyjust work on the black walk, K-von, bc the accent rocks!

[@kvoncomedy]

@@seedsoflove7684okkk ✊🏾

[@CJrunner7199]

I love that he can poke fun without being mean! And we LDS appreciate the love and the clean comedy!

[@jonathanrex]

That was really funny! He indeed has a very good sense of humour and I love his sarcasm, too (Rapinoe... )

[@mssmiles0503]

Watching again after the end of a busy work week. Excited that there is a longer segment of K-Von coming up!!

[@kvoncomedy]

👋

[@drogon6403]

One of the funniest comedy bits I've ever seen in my life😂😂

[@kvoncomedy]

u rock!

[@Awsomesism1994]

I love this guys comedy ❤😊😂

[@kvoncomedy]

you rock

[@arshiamiri.]

the tsa part was AWESOME dude😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@rollandnewcomb5524]

Funniest I've heard in a long time! GREAT stuff.

[@kvoncomedy]

hi!!

[@j.8678]

Love, love, love this!! 😂😂

[@BlissfulBluebell]

I know you're joking but you dodged a bullet. They'll straight up charge you $60+ for your $10 haircut 😂 you lucked out