Poor Black People Dress Different Than Poor White People - Cody Woods - Standup Comedy

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@ChocolateSundaes
@ChocolateSundaes 8 ай бұрын
We have a 24/7 nonstop comedy stream! Watch it here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/aWiQiWebjqyCfLs
@codyjwoods
@codyjwoods 3 жыл бұрын
1 Million in one month. Incredible. Thanks everyone.
@ChocolateSundaes
@ChocolateSundaes 3 жыл бұрын
🎉🎉🎉
@joelherbert3377
@joelherbert3377 3 жыл бұрын
Yo, Cody, I just wanted to quickly say that your content was brilliant. You were able to talk about your experiences with race and cultural differences without even dropping so much as a glimmer of racism or prejudice in your bit...and you managed to do it fucking hilariously. You found the similarities within the divide and material like this, I feel, will actually bring people together. Incredible observation. Thanks, man. Cheers.
@codyjwoods
@codyjwoods 3 жыл бұрын
@@joelherbert3377 I think this seems to be the appeal. People seem to be hungry to mend. It’s interesting seeing this cause people are more enthusiastic now than years before. Thanks for watching! I got more on my channel.
@jaykay2242
@jaykay2242 3 жыл бұрын
We should be thanking you, that was brilliant!
@codyjwoods
@codyjwoods 3 жыл бұрын
@@jaykay2242 I appreciate it.
@simplemoney1833
@simplemoney1833 4 жыл бұрын
He’s gonna blow up . His shit resonates with everyone and he can talk to black people without acting black....like tracy Morgan and Dave Chappelle can do with white people.
@codyjwoods
@codyjwoods 4 жыл бұрын
It always made me cringe when white comics did that. Thanks for watching
@TheBeautifultaurus
@TheBeautifultaurus 4 жыл бұрын
black people make white jokes all the time n white comedians be scared to do the same. It’s humor in the truth. This was funny.
@musicwithj1759
@musicwithj1759 4 жыл бұрын
Ahhh idk about that last statement. Every time Dave imitates “white people”, he uses his “white people” voice. So Dave has to “act white” to talk about “white people”.
@codyjwoods
@codyjwoods 4 жыл бұрын
@@musicwithj1759 but that’s a basic comedy technique to allow the listener a clear image of who is speaking in the story. It’s not due to white people needing to hear their stereotypes voice in order to comprehend the material.
@codyjwoods
@codyjwoods 4 жыл бұрын
@Dr. Fucking Bright yep. Live and in the pixel flesh.
@mrsetamayple
@mrsetamayple 4 жыл бұрын
“You chose peace why would there be violence” 😹😹😹😹
@codyjwoods
@codyjwoods 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you Seta🙏
@umarhasans.7245
@umarhasans.7245 4 жыл бұрын
🤣
@BIGRIICHLAGAMING
@BIGRIICHLAGAMING 4 жыл бұрын
@@codyjwoods bro u got me crying my nigga !! Foreal u got next yo comedy doesn’t see color and u not changing yoself to something your not ! Keep it up bro
@codyjwoods
@codyjwoods 4 жыл бұрын
@@BIGRIICHLAGAMING happy to hear it! Sub and hit the notification bell on my channel for more stuff!
@blckbldng
@blckbldng 4 жыл бұрын
that sounds exactly like dave chapelle's white people
@romanaa7070
@romanaa7070 2 жыл бұрын
I'm impressed at how much he got me to laugh in only 4 minutes while randomly scrolling KZbin and never hearing of him before. This guy is good
@JSamad
@JSamad 2 жыл бұрын
No cap this guy is pretty good, made me tear up from laughing
@samanthab1923
@samanthab1923 2 жыл бұрын
Right? Same here. He’s a blast. God luck 🙏🏻
@monicarenee7949
@monicarenee7949 2 жыл бұрын
Yes I don’t usually laugh out loud even if it’s funny, I’m up here rolling loud as hell
@marclawrence2457
@marclawrence2457 5 ай бұрын
Same lol
@astheskylarksings
@astheskylarksings 4 жыл бұрын
I’m blk and I definitely laughed when his mom said, “Why don’t you just tell them that you don’t want to fight?”
@mancube7645
@mancube7645 4 жыл бұрын
@@codyjwoods Cody you killed it.You need to be on Zooming with the Homies. Will subscribe to your channel asap. ✌ from South Africa.
@PJ-vh6jr
@PJ-vh6jr 4 жыл бұрын
I had a similar upbringing and that's exactly the kind of advice my mother would give lol
@codyjwoods
@codyjwoods 4 жыл бұрын
@@PJ-vh6jr some people don’t realize that people don’t always pick fights, the fights pick you.
@codyjwoods
@codyjwoods 4 жыл бұрын
@@mancube7645 I’ll look into Zooming with the homies. Thanks for the subscribe
@zerubbabelsbridge
@zerubbabelsbridge 4 жыл бұрын
@@codyjwoods 🤣😂
@alliewassogood9382
@alliewassogood9382 4 жыл бұрын
“You chose peace why would there be violence?” I’m in tears 😂😂😂
@codyjwoods
@codyjwoods 4 жыл бұрын
Glad you liked it! Sometimes the fights pick you. Got more on my channel if you're bored: kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZoXZXoKIfrl9kJY
@a.j.8004
@a.j.8004 3 жыл бұрын
literally TEARS
@codyjwoods
@codyjwoods 3 жыл бұрын
@@a.j.8004 thanks. More on my channel if you’re bored
@a.j.8004
@a.j.8004 3 жыл бұрын
@@codyjwoods 🥰
@a.j.8004
@a.j.8004 3 жыл бұрын
thank you cody - i needed a good laugh today 😂😂😂 lizard jerky (go to florida) lol!!!
@truthmuzik852
@truthmuzik852 3 жыл бұрын
As a black man, he had me rollin 😂😂.. All the stuff he said was straight facts. I laughed the whole 4 mins. Hope to see in somewhere big in the future!!
@lalo1231
@lalo1231 3 жыл бұрын
Facts he funny af lol
@tamarap4201
@tamarap4201 3 жыл бұрын
Me too‼️
@killaskrilla5320
@killaskrilla5320 3 жыл бұрын
Lol word that Pet Co comment hit lmao
@truthmuzik852
@truthmuzik852 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh. That joke had me cryin!!
@blakeemel3819
@blakeemel3819 3 жыл бұрын
Didn’t laugh at all…
@lewisedwardson7776
@lewisedwardson7776 2 жыл бұрын
That was 100% facts. I was a white kid that lived in a trailer and went to a nearly all-black school. I understood all of this real quick, and it was very infuriating as well as scary, to have the adults that were in control of everyone's' lives be so clueless. In school, when somebody wants to fight you, you are now going to get fought AND punished no matter what you do, and oftentimes in some of these really messed up schools, the people going around starting fights with everyone aren't even getting punished and that's the reason they're able to act that way every day. When a group of people are about to attack you, and everyone is watching, the teacher's advice is not going to work. The adults all tell you to basically act like a wimp, say you don't want to fight, and run to a teacher for help. But what they're not considering is that you have to survive for 7-8 hours a day in that building with these same people for years. Snitch on them today and they will find you again. If they get expelled, their friends will find you and it will be even worse. And other people watching will want to attack you too, because you made yourself "look like a bitch". When people are bullying and attacking you, especially physically, you have to stand up for yourself, it's the only way to survive, and schools need to ALLOW you to stand up for yourself. For me, getting constantly reprimanded for defending myself was way more traumatizing to me than the people that would gang up on me and slam my head into concrete. Fights I could handle, physical pain I could handle, but feeling like I had no choice but to be a victim, getting punished just for hitting back, made me feel like the whole world was against me, because my whole world was. And his joke about hitting his friend to rise up the food chain is realer than it sounds. A lot of the kids that started fights with me were actually other white kids that acted like they were my friends and then attacked me in front of everyone, so they wouldn't get bullied, because they were bullies. I even said some mean things to kids a couple of times in elementary school to try and climb up that food chain, but I didn't like how it felt and I regretted it, I felt like I should have been defending them instead, but I was a kid under pressure that wasn't thinking straight, and I made a mistake. These schools are toxic. Adults are running these schools like they don't remember what it was like to be in them. They aren't, won't, and can't, protect kids from every negative experience. So they need to let them protect themselves when no one else will. Otherwise they are forcing them to spend their formative years as victims.
@WCCXtra
@WCCXtra Жыл бұрын
Very well said! I'm in total agreement with you.
@AkshayKumar-ue1fp
@AkshayKumar-ue1fp 8 ай бұрын
No blacks will comment under this thread.
@Nothereforit174
@Nothereforit174 3 ай бұрын
@@WCCXtray’all think letting fat kids get picked on is okay and that is punishing them for nutrition and bodies they can’t control. And you’re adults. ...okay
@ReeseDee
@ReeseDee 3 ай бұрын
Word public school is mad max beyond thunderdome and the bad schools are worse than prison
@lue4724
@lue4724 2 ай бұрын
One thing that came in handy- was being able to "play the dozens" & "pan on someone"!😅😂😊
@lisachalmers5687
@lisachalmers5687 3 жыл бұрын
"Jordan's are wasted on fat kids. They get sideways....." the visual is perfect and so true
@einundsiebenziger5488
@einundsiebenziger5488 3 жыл бұрын
Jordans* (plural, no apostrophe)
@lisachalmers5687
@lisachalmers5687 3 жыл бұрын
@@einundsiebenziger5488 "Jordan Shoes", shortened to Jordan's..... I'm sure you got that high score in grammer. Do you also have a high BMI?
@VILEPAINTS
@VILEPAINTS 3 жыл бұрын
@@lisachalmers5687 idk the bmi but they jordans leaning sideways 🤣
@billsmith7673
@billsmith7673 3 жыл бұрын
@@lisachalmers5687 No, you're wrong. Shortened to "Jordans" (plural), not "Jordan's" (possessive). And... your mentioning BMI is indicative of weakness, childishness, ignorance, immaturity, etc. If you want to argue with me about grammar, please bring it on. You won't stand a chance.
@bigdaddygru
@bigdaddygru 3 жыл бұрын
Oh boy, Here come the grammar police!! Just enjoy the joke!! CUZ we AIN'T got no time for these games, we be chillin'😂
@jayjonah83
@jayjonah83 4 жыл бұрын
"look like I can cook meth, if it's gluten free" "Jordan ain't dunking no more, he's taking a charge" - those 2 did me in
@innerpowerup
@innerpowerup 4 жыл бұрын
Me too!
@BrooklynSaunders718
@BrooklynSaunders718 4 жыл бұрын
It's the "I'm Eminem ur Macklemore. They only accept 1 I'm taking it" for me...dead
@ispoilers9535
@ispoilers9535 4 жыл бұрын
Yep. Same.
@rashawnhoward7553
@rashawnhoward7553 4 жыл бұрын
I heard of air Jordan, but Ground Jordan
@devantemoore711
@devantemoore711 4 жыл бұрын
Ground jordan lmao
@innertubez
@innertubez 4 жыл бұрын
“You have to hit kids if you’re on a budget.” That’s such an underrated line lmaooo
@chopstyx141
@chopstyx141 4 жыл бұрын
Bruh that shit sent me 😂😂
@BossManSays
@BossManSays 4 жыл бұрын
Fucking facts
@oldmanfromoc7684
@oldmanfromoc7684 4 жыл бұрын
I know some rich white kids that could use a ass whipping, I'm related to them!
@mmathabanampya8379
@mmathabanampya8379 4 жыл бұрын
A whole masters degree dissertation. So loaded😅
@permafrost0979
@permafrost0979 4 жыл бұрын
That's abusive behavior, but he explained it soooo wellll lol. There's no privileges to take away 😭 😂
@Zlenny
@Zlenny 2 жыл бұрын
that "gluten free meth" line was so underrated, that was comedy gold.
@Deusaga
@Deusaga 5 ай бұрын
Cracked me up
@naijaplayer
@naijaplayer 3 ай бұрын
@@Deusaga lmfao if that was a pun, well done
@Deusaga
@Deusaga 3 ай бұрын
@@naijaplayer :)
@Liface
@Liface 3 ай бұрын
Super lame. Comedy has fallen.
@FactStorm
@FactStorm Ай бұрын
LMAO
@jamesknight2300
@jamesknight2300 4 жыл бұрын
"I thought we were friends!!" "No, I'm Eminem, you're Macklemore. They only accept one!" 😭😭😭😭
@codyjwoods
@codyjwoods 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for checking it out James. Got more on my channel if you wanna sub and hit that bell: kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZoXZXoKIfrl9kJY
@lostinsauce4515
@lostinsauce4515 3 жыл бұрын
That wasn't even a joke, that's gospel truth, you gotta learn that quick
@codyjwoods
@codyjwoods 3 жыл бұрын
@@lostinsauce4515 yep
@is.that.Mazzi.
@is.that.Mazzi. 3 жыл бұрын
@@codyjwoods 😭my Puerto Rican friend looks white and does a similar joke but when we’re around white people he tricks them into thinking he’s white and then blows their mind and speaks like he’s never lived in America
@86eastbay
@86eastbay 3 жыл бұрын
@@codyjwoods That was hella funny man holy shit.
4 жыл бұрын
this is kinda true. poor black families do not want the school to know their situation. not necessary the name brand stuff. that's only certain people.
@codyjwoods
@codyjwoods 4 жыл бұрын
Yep.
@durellpowell736
@durellpowell736 4 жыл бұрын
Yep, because then the system be tryna take our kids and lock us up.
@bobbyhempel1513
@bobbyhempel1513 4 жыл бұрын
@@durellpowell736 nope the government will just give you more money.
@bobbyhempel1513
@bobbyhempel1513 4 жыл бұрын
Why they will just give you more money.
@DC-cz2sr
@DC-cz2sr 4 жыл бұрын
@@bobbyhempel1513 but why people like you always leave out the trailer park trash and the poor whites that live in the projects too blacks are not the only ones getting government assistance so don't be onesided there are more poor whites than blacks due to population difference 🧐
@kylapimp7443
@kylapimp7443 4 жыл бұрын
I would like to see him come up. He is not scared
@bcimterriblewtitles
@bcimterriblewtitles 4 жыл бұрын
Yes 😂
@esosequees2365
@esosequees2365 4 жыл бұрын
He knows that the black rooms are hard... you gotta prove to us that you're really funny
@bcimterriblewtitles
@bcimterriblewtitles 4 жыл бұрын
@@esosequees2365 I swear it’s an initiation 😂💯
@SupaBlank
@SupaBlank 4 жыл бұрын
the shit at the end floored me, hilarious
@silkyjohnson4519
@silkyjohnson4519 4 жыл бұрын
Twitter would cancel him real quick
@janseendiguiseppiThomasMC
@janseendiguiseppiThomasMC 2 жыл бұрын
I grew up poor as sh!t. I remember being a freshman and getting made fun of because my dad found a pair of size 13 chuck Taylors. I wore them because I didn't have a choice. I was a size 10 at the time. So embarrassing being that kid. I fought a lot because everyone always picked on me for my clothes. By the end of freshman year I had started my own business doing landscaping and washing vehicles. At 15 years old I was making about $60 a day working for 3 or 4 hours every day after school. It built character and made me stronger. Now I make more than most everyone who made fun of me.
@mikeyh0
@mikeyh0 Жыл бұрын
That's the lesson. When life gives you lemons, you don't cut down the tree.
@dankjankings7339
@dankjankings7339 9 ай бұрын
I used to sell drugs in high school and made more money than the teachers. I was also poor as shit. But never got picked on because I had chest hair at 13 and was already 6ft and also had 9 brothers and sisters older.
@ALLforROME
@ALLforROME 9 ай бұрын
​@@dankjankings7339chest hair 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@madtownangler
@madtownangler 8 ай бұрын
I had a hairy chest in sixth grade. I thought I was awesome until later when I started sweating LOL.
@janseendiguiseppiThomasMC
@janseendiguiseppiThomasMC 8 ай бұрын
@@madtownangler i had hairy pits in 3rd 😂i did 😂
@2tonecapone585
@2tonecapone585 3 жыл бұрын
“Fat kids in Jordan’s, total waste of money” 😭😭😭
@Dracula_sb
@Dracula_sb 3 жыл бұрын
Im fucking weak 🤣🤣🤣
@raymondamoody8976
@raymondamoody8976 3 жыл бұрын
But it’s true tho
@kylehereford7442
@kylehereford7442 3 жыл бұрын
Jordan taking a charge🤣
@trentonsmessenger
@trentonsmessenger 3 жыл бұрын
Recycled joke
@deziboy5150
@deziboy5150 3 жыл бұрын
Supposed to be air jordan, not ground jordan. 💀💀💀
@ShiningXwolf
@ShiningXwolf 3 жыл бұрын
As another white boy that went to an all black school.... this shit is all factual, there were no jokes involved in the making of this
@greasykremlin7193
@greasykremlin7193 3 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah I grew up poor in a school where atleast half the people were black I relate with everything dude is saying.
@keilagomesborges5889
@keilagomesborges5889 2 жыл бұрын
Did you guys enjoy it ?
@PrincessZaire100
@PrincessZaire100 2 жыл бұрын
Even if my mom had to make my clothes, I was gonna look nice for school
@repunklican1181
@repunklican1181 2 жыл бұрын
@@greasykremlin7193 honestly it isn't cause extra money in the budget, it's cause daddy flipped a pack and balled out or mom sold some foodstamps
@greasykremlin7193
@greasykremlin7193 2 жыл бұрын
@@repunklican1181 Ayo?
@keetopuffs
@keetopuffs 4 жыл бұрын
You have to hit kids when you're on a budget 😆😆
@goodguy...badrep.
@goodguy...badrep. 4 жыл бұрын
Yep. Can't take their Xbox if they never had one.
@codyjwoods
@codyjwoods 4 жыл бұрын
put some black under the kids eye and save the green. thanks for watching. subscribe to my KZbin for more. instagram @codyjwoods
@uncleiroh4650
@uncleiroh4650 4 жыл бұрын
@@codyjwoods Yes. The classic “black under the eye trick”. Rub a little eye shadow on the kid so they get catch a few haymakers at school. Brings me back
@Cambrella2022
@Cambrella2022 4 жыл бұрын
That had me goneeeeeeeeeeee lmaoo
@AO-wg9ne
@AO-wg9ne 4 жыл бұрын
@@uncleiroh4650 that's mean. 😳
@lilek3031
@lilek3031 2 жыл бұрын
I as black man On behalf of the black man delegation, and the black delegation as a whole approve this comedy 🤣🤣🤣 shit was funny asf 😂
@scamuelwashington
@scamuelwashington 2 жыл бұрын
Facts 🤣🤣
@Del_116
@Del_116 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 bro I was dying ..
@nubianpaige
@nubianpaige 2 жыл бұрын
I'm a Black lady apart of said committee and voted "nailed it"
@lawtraf8008
@lawtraf8008 2 жыл бұрын
Who gave you the right to speak on our behalf ?
@iosoi3145
@iosoi3145 2 жыл бұрын
@@lawtraf8008 the black delegation did
@Donni_P
@Donni_P 4 жыл бұрын
He Killed that whole set.
@codyjwoods
@codyjwoods 4 жыл бұрын
subscribe to my KZbin for more. instagram @codyjwoods
@getaura1
@getaura1 4 жыл бұрын
yesss
@karlcain1068
@karlcain1068 4 жыл бұрын
@@codyjwoods How are you < 1K KZbin Subs & refined at this level of the craft? Did you just create an account yesterday? The world really is backwards.... lol. Please don’t give up, your future fans are still asleep. You’re about to hit broad demographics guy...
@kissy0k8
@kissy0k8 4 жыл бұрын
Definitely! Lol
@jordanaguon1
@jordanaguon1 3 жыл бұрын
Lmfao “if you didn’t want a confrontation why would they proceed?” 😂
@mc0winn
@mc0winn 3 жыл бұрын
When he said that I immediately thought of this white dave Chappelle's character, forgot his name. But it sounded exactly the same
@Cheeks217
@Cheeks217 3 жыл бұрын
That part had me rolling 🤣
@LukaDonesnitch
@LukaDonesnitch 3 жыл бұрын
If you didn't want to cops to shoot you just comply. 😂 Watch someone take the bait.
@philcusick3037
@philcusick3037 3 жыл бұрын
that was a Louis CK moment for me (in the best way). this kid is so good, hope he climbs to the top
@seanraines5871
@seanraines5871 3 жыл бұрын
Or just ignore them they'll go away. Yeah right. Lol
@goodguy...badrep.
@goodguy...badrep. 4 жыл бұрын
He said he punched his best friend in the face because they only accept ONE, and he's taking it.🤣
@codyjwoods
@codyjwoods 4 жыл бұрын
it was well worth it too. f em. subscribe to my KZbin for more. instagram @codyjwoods
@jayjonah83
@jayjonah83 4 жыл бұрын
That's some real life Highlander shit right there 😄😄
@takisbest9871
@takisbest9871 4 жыл бұрын
@@codyjwoods Big things in ur future bro, you’re one of the only comedians I’ve seen who just don’t miss
@sharaudramey9336
@sharaudramey9336 4 жыл бұрын
i lost it
@codyjwoods
@codyjwoods 4 жыл бұрын
@@takisbest9871 I appreciate it man. That’s always the goal. Steph Curry with it.
@s.wright6945
@s.wright6945 2 жыл бұрын
His impression of the poor white parents 'goofy, cross eyed with their belly hanging out'... made this Brit lmfao!
@ElVibe1911
@ElVibe1911 4 жыл бұрын
I've never heard of him, but I'm glad he came up on my feed. Dude is hilarious. You can tell his life experiences helped him navigate 2 worlds. Explained both to a 'T'.
@codyjwoods
@codyjwoods 4 жыл бұрын
Yep. Thanks for the comment
@masskiller9206
@masskiller9206 4 жыл бұрын
Word. Real shit 💯
@MDAce150
@MDAce150 4 жыл бұрын
As a black man, I wasn’t sure if I was going to like this... I definitely did. 🤣 Funny is funny.
@codyjwoods
@codyjwoods 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks mdace15. I appreciate it
@Jchunter50
@Jchunter50 4 жыл бұрын
Facts 🤣🤣🤣
@listamato
@listamato 4 жыл бұрын
I was nervous. I let it sit for a few days before finally watching it. lol
@warpnin3
@warpnin3 4 жыл бұрын
You were ready and expecting to get offended by racist jokes?
@chelanthompson2172
@chelanthompson2172 4 жыл бұрын
@@listamato lmao nigga huh??
@RobbyTripp
@RobbyTripp 3 жыл бұрын
“They only accept one, I’m taking it.” Lmao this was legit funny.
@lizoneill1620
@lizoneill1620 2 жыл бұрын
favorite line!
@Greatestever166
@Greatestever166 2 жыл бұрын
He's Eminem you Macklemore, We only accept one, Heres to hoping Cody blew up
@dmoon9037
@dmoon9037 2 жыл бұрын
Yes, a strong closer line. It has a Highlander flavor to it, lol.
@purplegirl8036
@purplegirl8036 10 ай бұрын
The same thing black people do. Fight over who’s going to be the token 😅 weird psychology
@dodeka
@dodeka 10 ай бұрын
Dude!!!! This guy used to come thru to mine n my buddies open mics in the Bay Area, waaay back in the day! Good to see he’s still killin it!!!
@Incessuserro
@Incessuserro 3 жыл бұрын
This guy didn't just walk that very thin line of a white comedian telling jokes about black people to black people. He fucking tap danced all over that line.
@viscountrainbows6452
@viscountrainbows6452 3 жыл бұрын
He cripwalked on it
@iamergoproxy3476
@iamergoproxy3476 3 жыл бұрын
@@viscountrainbows6452 facts
@lisaallen9578
@lisaallen9578 3 жыл бұрын
Because if there’s one thing that gets you respect and a pass, it’s being white abs growing up with all black ppl. It’s like you earned it.
@devaughnsalter7379
@devaughnsalter7379 3 жыл бұрын
And I enjoyed every minute of it.
@blakebruner5038
@blakebruner5038 3 жыл бұрын
​@John Covington They definitely left out the crucial part where you still have to actually be a likeable person. Growing up around people of a different race wouldn't mean shit if you were an asshole. But if you were a decent human being you would probably end up learning a lot about the other race. And that is the real reason he can make good comedy from it. Because it's actually from real life experience that most other white people don't have.
@DuskTheViking
@DuskTheViking 3 жыл бұрын
This is what race jokes look like when you put love into the joke instead of hate.
@NostGold
@NostGold 3 жыл бұрын
You'll have to explain what 'hate' and 'love' is in a joke, because you can still mock someone without using swear words or being derogatory. To me he alluded to the typical stereotype of black people being violent and aggressive and not understanding what the alternative looks like in walking away or choosing 'peace', imo the joke was distasteful among other quips he made. I get that comedy is art imitating life, and subjectivism adds to the nuances of one's performance, but reaching for the age old stereotypes cos its low hanging fruit, really cements the lackadaisical efforts of this comedian.
@Rogerdo
@Rogerdo 3 жыл бұрын
@@NostGold hard to be mad at him when he’s speaking from personal experience and black people in the audience are agreeing with him.
@Rogerdo
@Rogerdo 3 жыл бұрын
Comedy holds no responsibility but to make people laugh. That’s literally it. This guy was in a mixed room making the all races of people he turned his comedy toward laugh. Nothing is for everybody, you’ll always have people complaining but I think there are way more people that would enjoy his set than there are that wouldn’t. Mission accomplished.
@Rogerdo
@Rogerdo 3 жыл бұрын
@@NostGold quick question, how much of what he said was untrue?
@Rogerdo
@Rogerdo 3 жыл бұрын
@@NostGold you want to be a victim so damn bad. It’s whatever though. I’ll agree to disagree.
@maxxeddy6227
@maxxeddy6227 4 жыл бұрын
“Fat kid in Jordan’s - total waste of money” 😂😂😂
@zubby3846
@zubby3846 4 жыл бұрын
Word word
@MistahKayotic420
@MistahKayotic420 4 жыл бұрын
bahahaha
@codyjwoods
@codyjwoods 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks again Max
@wartanabadanooh7157
@wartanabadanooh7157 4 жыл бұрын
I didn't get that joke 😔
@cello_thomaz1557
@cello_thomaz1557 4 жыл бұрын
Sideways j
@nycgirltee
@nycgirltee 2 жыл бұрын
Not sure how I got here but I'm glad I did. Wishing you much success! This is hilarious. I really appreciate when comedians can make everyone feel like they can relate and even if they can't we can all laugh together. That's exactly what the world needs. ♥️
@bmwlane8834
@bmwlane8834 9 ай бұрын
You are absolutely gorgeous!!!!!
@PyroLeo1
@PyroLeo1 4 жыл бұрын
Solid set. I lost it at "I'm Eminem, you're Macklemore."
@codyjwoods
@codyjwoods 4 жыл бұрын
I'm glad you caught that. Subscribe to my channel cause I got more. Instagram: @codyjwoods
@BeeSugar1
@BeeSugar1 4 жыл бұрын
Same!!🤣🤣🤣
@miat696
@miat696 4 жыл бұрын
Cody Woods dope 😂
@doubtingthomas3023
@doubtingthomas3023 4 жыл бұрын
I want this to be longer he’s Funny as HELL
@HipNoticQ
@HipNoticQ 4 жыл бұрын
@@codyjwoods great job, bro!!! You had me cracking up from beginning to end! Wish your set was longer on here!!
@tw7010
@tw7010 4 жыл бұрын
This guy is funny. It takes a lot for white comedians to actually make me laugh and bring racial jokes without seeming offensive. You can actually tell he’s grown up around black folks.
@codyjwoods
@codyjwoods 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for watching. If you want more I have my channel here with tons of clips //kzbin.info/www/bejne/op-qmnqLibJ3frs
@SomethinAintRightHere
@SomethinAintRightHere 3 жыл бұрын
Owen Benjamin been doing it for decades
@codyjwoods
@codyjwoods 3 жыл бұрын
@@SomethinAintRightHere about a decade actually. Owen was a piano guy frat guy act before turning over a new leaf. Fun story since you’re a Bear, first met Owen with Jimmy Fallon. They were like besties. Oh have times changed.
@derrickg5612
@derrickg5612 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe you're offended too easily. relax
@aarishowton8037
@aarishowton8037 3 жыл бұрын
Derrick G Why do you care what this person finds funny, that’s none of your business
@soccerchamp0511
@soccerchamp0511 3 жыл бұрын
As a white girl who grew up in a very mixed neighborhood and went to very diverse schools in Baltimore, this is on-point! I will always be grateful for growing up around people who were different from me.
@chcheck-it-out4594
@chcheck-it-out4594 3 жыл бұрын
Congrats on being such a good white person congrants
@westhoodqualzini7884
@westhoodqualzini7884 3 жыл бұрын
@@soccerchamp0511 ah Baltimore the dirtiest shithole of all
@SchiesterMalG
@SchiesterMalG 3 жыл бұрын
Same for me, it is the reason why I am not racist at all and look at everyone individually, I never learned to relate someone's character to their race, your actions and words define you.
@carmay3600
@carmay3600 3 жыл бұрын
So did I. I’ve always had the opportunity to have a very diverse group of friends. I want my kids to grow up around diversity as well.
@trueson5351
@trueson5351 3 жыл бұрын
yeah, I lived in Owings Mills for a little bit, it was mostly white but it was diverse. Baltimore was just as nice as any other city I have lived in.
@manuginobilisbaldspot424
@manuginobilisbaldspot424 3 жыл бұрын
As an inner city teacher with plenty of Jamarcuses and Cody's throughout, he ain't lyin'. As a poor Black kid whose mom literally had a wardbrobe designated as 'school clothes' and 'picture day clothes' (yes, one specific outfit for picture day, lest Lifetouch and/or Olan Mills messed it up), it's doubly true. And I see some of these posts trying to come at him, like we don't know good and damn well there are Black kids like this. I understand the feeling of being wary of being laughed at...but sometimes defensive Black people, you have to assume there's no malice until you SEE THE MALICE. It's better for your sanity, trust me. Cody had no malice here...equality means sometimes being the butt of the joke too. Bill Burr, Gary Owen, there are plenty of non-Black comics great at this.
@genesanders74
@genesanders74 2 жыл бұрын
Yo you said Olan Mills.... Damn that takes me back.
@birdduckylucky2894
@birdduckylucky2894 2 жыл бұрын
What about Balaki or A A Ron hehehe 🤣
@JizzinUrhole
@JizzinUrhole 2 жыл бұрын
@@genesanders74 had to Google it-was disappointed
@sharonqaranivalu5152
@sharonqaranivalu5152 3 жыл бұрын
Im black, 71 female and you are hilarious, I love your facial jokes, you make fun of everybody. Very well thought out material. Never heard of you before so Ill be looking out for more of you in the future. Good luck to you young man.
@codyjwoods
@codyjwoods 3 жыл бұрын
It's an absolutely honor Sharon. I have more on my channel.
@nemojotun1284
@nemojotun1284 3 жыл бұрын
This is so wholesome both of you
@hillaryb9304
@hillaryb9304 3 жыл бұрын
I'm a black woman my husband is white he grew up in Kansas. I have to agree with him. When black people are poor you can't always tell but whenever a white person is poor you can immediately tell by how they dress.
@NellieKAdaba
@NellieKAdaba 3 жыл бұрын
👍🏾
@perillat99
@perillat99 3 жыл бұрын
Not that it’s necessarily a “good or bad” thing. I, personally in my own personal experience and opinion believe that people of colour they feel a societally “engraved” pressure to always have their kids looking like they’re not struggling, I was raised by a single brown mother, and I would be considered spoiled because I would always have the newest gadgets newest technology newest shoes or iPod or iPhone. But I always knew how the food bank like felt and I knew we were living even below “paycheque to paycheque” but strong resilient independent brown moms’s would never let you feel that way. Only after hitting like 18 Highschool age did it set in. Soo Cody is such an gr8standup comedian because he speaks from a place of realism, his example of the way that this kid JaMarcus always had the new shoes and was always confident about them. In direct; even almost opposite situations where Cody as a young “trailer trash” type of young person, (to be extremely crass and simplistic!! He’s obvs has a lot more depth to his knowledge) was going to school in the telltale white non brand name clothes for more than one day in a row or during the week having to use the same clothes
@perillat99
@perillat99 3 жыл бұрын
Growing up my native Canadian indigenous mother single mother always always always made sure that I wasn’t acting like some type of silver spoon rich kid to the other children I went to school with. She would often offer rides home to the children in my school who didn’t have enough money that day for the bus ride home, at the time surely I was obviously embarrassed but looking back now I’m so glad that she instilled this deep responsibility of empathy. respect; and the ability to not be an elitist. One thing that sticks out that she told me is that “nobody is better than somebody else”, you could be a successful banker wall Street downtown big city office and all that. but if a homeless person/someone down on their luck. Asked you for money on the street or even just a simple handshake and awknowledgement and you denied them that basic human decency then you’re not rich at all. Your poor in the only thing that matters. Being human decency,respect,empathy; and kindness U cannot take your money to the grave with yoy
@crappyaccount
@crappyaccount 3 жыл бұрын
@Auntie Nunya I mean tbh being a poor black Southerner we were on welfare, but we didn't spend our cash that way. Im from the city so i wasnt farming and shit, but while I wasn't sent to school looking any kinda way, we also didn't blow cash on KFC or Popeye's (side note: I'm actually from Louisiana and Popeye's kinda sucks) nor cancer sticks. Sometimes people just have shitty life situations and there's nothing wrong with needing help, it doesn't mean people on it are lazy or stupid or bad with money, or vice versa for the people who aren't. There's a balance between appearances and blowing cash sure but we aren't all just completely ignorant to that fact. Just commenting to say don't assume all of us are like the people on your street.
@slimtee2
@slimtee2 3 жыл бұрын
@Auntie Nunya simply stating, all poor black families are not what you are describing. Stop the negative stereotyping, while trying to use your family as an example saying that all poor white people apparently flourish from being poor, which is not true. Many black people have success beyond poverty. Just because you don't know any of us, doesn't mean we don't exist.
@yongewok
@yongewok 3 жыл бұрын
This is what it looks like to understand the line. He didn't cross it, and pulled back when it got close. You don't teach or fake that, that's the community love understanding. This dude his hilarious
@shinyguy1
@shinyguy1 2 жыл бұрын
Funny how “the line” is only for non black folks. Black comedians say whatever the fuck they want about any other race and it doesn’t even have to be accurate, they get zero push back
@yongewok
@yongewok 2 жыл бұрын
@@shinyguy1 Zero push pack is not true, maybe you're not paying attention to the right global sources.
@yongewok
@yongewok 2 жыл бұрын
@@brainderp808 If you know then you know, if you dont then you dont. I'm not your teacher. If you're not sure of the line, then stick to what you know
@yongewok
@yongewok 2 жыл бұрын
@@brainderp808 Maybe there isn't, just individual cases. Whether or not there's always an objective line, you should know what is meant by it and if you dont, well... Just do what you're going to do. You can do what you want but understand other people exist and they can do things too, and ask questions later. People tend to learn the hard way, right.
@theeidofe9716
@theeidofe9716 2 жыл бұрын
@@yongewok nothing but facts.
@ca8824
@ca8824 2 жыл бұрын
This was a certified hood classic.
@CarmonSandiego
@CarmonSandiego 7 ай бұрын
LMAOOOOOOO! 😂 100%
@thenotorioustruth6789
@thenotorioustruth6789 3 жыл бұрын
This is how you make black and white jokes without sounding racist 😂😂😂😂
@texasunderground8478
@texasunderground8478 3 жыл бұрын
@Greta Thumberg judging by your name you don't know when you are being mocked either
@jamessantichen1928
@jamessantichen1928 3 жыл бұрын
@Greta Thumberg What are you on?
@21exodus
@21exodus 3 жыл бұрын
@Greta Thumberg ur name is Greta, you deserve less in life
@rayman1230
@rayman1230 3 жыл бұрын
@@you_can_call_me_T from a white dude( to make the point to the other person even more true), I just have to give a shout out for how well you articulated such truth in your comment. Much love to you brother.
@you_can_call_me_T
@you_can_call_me_T 3 жыл бұрын
@@rayman1230 Thanks brother, but I'm a lady 😂 I appreciate the love though!
@turquoise998
@turquoise998 3 жыл бұрын
“Spent $300 on those shoes, now what they’re sideways and s*%^t” *I choked on my air*
@bookwrmxoxo5105
@bookwrmxoxo5105 3 жыл бұрын
I laughed so loud
@kylehereford7442
@kylehereford7442 3 жыл бұрын
He said Jordan taking a charge 💀
@mr6foot687
@mr6foot687 3 жыл бұрын
Lmaaoooo.... "I started beatin up other white kids to climb the food chain...."...😭😭😭😂😂😂
@cvj2003
@cvj2003 3 жыл бұрын
I am crying 😂 🤣🤣😭😭😭
@kckola4713
@kckola4713 3 жыл бұрын
I'm Eminem.. You're Macklemore..🤣
@ShadowStarMicah24
@ShadowStarMicah24 3 жыл бұрын
My head hurts from laughing so hard🤣
@user-hp7qn1em5m
@user-hp7qn1em5m 3 жыл бұрын
Lol Bart did it on THE SIMPSONS
@ShadowStarMicah24
@ShadowStarMicah24 3 жыл бұрын
@@user-hp7qn1em5m 🤣🤣
@tlhogid663
@tlhogid663 2 жыл бұрын
Shout out from South Africa 🇿🇦 This is so relatable even though I had the opppsite scenario; black girl in a predominantly white school. Wish I could articulate my experiences as humourously as he does. (Thankfully Trevor Noah is representing SA well) Hope to see more of Cody in future 👌🏾
@basedcoins
@basedcoins 2 жыл бұрын
There are Great White Sharks in SA that are funny than Trevor Noah. 6 years straight of the same Trump jokes... ill pass
@DAMfoxygrampa
@DAMfoxygrampa Жыл бұрын
I didn't even know he was from SA
@May-jv3px
@May-jv3px 4 ай бұрын
Trevor Noah isn’t black though
@blomit
@blomit 4 жыл бұрын
You have to hit kids when your on a budget. That's the line man, build everything around that
@codyjwoods
@codyjwoods 4 жыл бұрын
thanks for watching. Subscribe to my channel cause I got more. Instagram: @codyjwoods
@DJRenee
@DJRenee 4 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah
@heartbreak25
@heartbreak25 4 жыл бұрын
"They only accept one, I'm taking it." Most underrated joke in this skit! Mad love, it's very hard for white comedians to tell racial crossover jokes and he nailed it. I'll look forward to his Netflix special someday soon.
@codyjwoods
@codyjwoods 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks man. That's what I love to hear. More to come on my channel: kzbin.info/www/bejne/op-qmnqLibJ3frs
@encryptedwolf7623
@encryptedwolf7623 4 жыл бұрын
I agree with this, right up to the Netflix part, only because I believe he's definitely better than Netflix's woke posturing. They'll always find some way to sanitize speech and jokes that they don't like. However, I also understand if Cody takes a Netflix deal as a means of gaining more exposure and increasing his level of success. I just say best of luck and keep up the great work.
@ritaree123
@ritaree123 3 жыл бұрын
Me too! He did that ❤️
@thermologo3451
@thermologo3451 3 жыл бұрын
It's not very hard
@rasbo4317
@rasbo4317 4 жыл бұрын
In the hood we call that ghetto fabulous
@codyjwoods
@codyjwoods 4 жыл бұрын
subscribe to my KZbin for more. instagram @codyjwoods thanks for watching
@mitchmcgatlin7547
@mitchmcgatlin7547 4 жыл бұрын
@@codyjwoods u earned a sub and a follow dude holy shit, haven’t laughed that hard since watching my first ever comedy special as a kid.
@codyjwoods
@codyjwoods 4 жыл бұрын
@@mitchmcgatlin7547 damn bro. Thank you!
@13579hee
@13579hee 4 жыл бұрын
You must be old or not black at all. In 2020 no young Black person is saying "ghetto fabulous" 😂😂😂
@13579hee
@13579hee 4 жыл бұрын
@Samm Hammer EXACTLY. Sounds like something a White Stylist would say in 2003
@Apixi
@Apixi 2 жыл бұрын
"You same sock having ass bitch" ☠️😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤫👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾Oh🤣🤣🤣 He got me on that one. I'm crying😂😂😂
@Saint.questions
@Saint.questions 7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂no lies detected
@Tsuka-bn8hq
@Tsuka-bn8hq 4 жыл бұрын
That Jordan charge line was the killer
@codyjwoods
@codyjwoods 4 жыл бұрын
I appreciate you. subscribe to my KZbin for more. instagram @codyjwoods
@supportteam6808
@supportteam6808 3 жыл бұрын
My grandmother used to always say..."being poor don't mean you have to be dirty and nasty!" Being poor doesn't make you undesirable...being nasty and dirty and devoid of ethics and values...given over ONLY to carnal desires is what makes you undesirable. Huge difference that we have lost sight of.
@thandoreviews8886
@thandoreviews8886 3 жыл бұрын
here here
@nihilusJ90
@nihilusJ90 2 жыл бұрын
Amen!
@celeste1737
@celeste1737 2 жыл бұрын
True but who is thinking like that from 7th year/6th grade through year 11/10th grade??
@supportteam6808
@supportteam6808 2 жыл бұрын
@@celeste1737 Kids think the things parents teach them...and of the things friends and Television and music teaches them. Parents have given their children over to entertainers and tik tok.
@cjleveille2626
@cjleveille2626 2 жыл бұрын
@@theodorerobert6579 seriously hey 😂I was still laughing while reading comments. Then all of a sudden at his/her comment I stopped. Like why bro.
@KrazyKarentv
@KrazyKarentv 3 жыл бұрын
He definitely went to a all black school for real this cannot be just a joke.
@codyjwoods
@codyjwoods 3 жыл бұрын
many of them. Thanks for watching. sub to my channel for more.
@rong8889
@rong8889 3 жыл бұрын
@@codyjwoods I will brah.. your act is hilarious!
@sarelito9202
@sarelito9202 2 жыл бұрын
Not only good at comedy, but obviously a very wholesome guy.
@williamforsythe9180
@williamforsythe9180 7 ай бұрын
Are you single baby?
@tarajamchenry171
@tarajamchenry171 3 жыл бұрын
Jokes about race hit different when they're not racist. Edit: Watched it again. Still funny, still NOT RACIST!!
@codyjwoods
@codyjwoods 3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely. Some people try to make it out to be racist cause they want to be some sort of hero unfortunately. But it's always nice to see that the majority of people can see through that stuff. Thanks for watching and I have more on my channel.
@jeffgo5742
@jeffgo5742 3 жыл бұрын
Lol I’m sure people are out here saying this is racist still.
@Steph-lc7hy
@Steph-lc7hy 3 жыл бұрын
True
@codyjwoods
@codyjwoods 3 жыл бұрын
@Pandaland man I had no idea about this theory. If it’s true it’s kind of ridiculous cause Chappelle’s mom is a phd in African American History. I’m friends with his family but only met Dave once.
@codyjwoods
@codyjwoods 3 жыл бұрын
@Pandaland man just goes to show that the self righteous are always full of shit. The more militant the more full of shit a lot of the time. Anywhere I can read up on that?
@JuniorStarsUTD
@JuniorStarsUTD 4 жыл бұрын
The moment you realize you were a fat kid when your shoes used to be sideways 😂 I always wondered why only my shoes looked like that
@ChocolateSundaes
@ChocolateSundaes 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@codyjwoods
@codyjwoods 4 жыл бұрын
Hilarious
@alesiawilson6143
@alesiawilson6143 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@nycerl5p
@nycerl5p 4 жыл бұрын
Damn.
@allwhatilove914
@allwhatilove914 3 жыл бұрын
Or maybe we just step strangely... I’m thin and have always been thin and my shoes are still sideways. Nowadays specially heels. So weird! 😅
@MistyCunard
@MistyCunard 3 жыл бұрын
He had to grow up like this, because I did and this is ABSOLUTELY accurate.
@codyjwoods
@codyjwoods 3 жыл бұрын
It's the truth. I got more on my channel. Thanks for being view number 2 million.
@MistyCunard
@MistyCunard 3 жыл бұрын
Cody Woods I feel so honored!! Your commentary made me belly laugh. I’m obviously a girl, but until my big brother hit a growth spurt, I was wearing his hand me downs. 🤣🤣🤣 My hair has always been straight as a stick, mama saved money by cutting my hair at home. I got the scotch tape to the bangs style. I looked like the little Dutch boy until I was 13.
@TheTenCentStory
@TheTenCentStory 3 жыл бұрын
He must have grew up in Kansas City
@KC-mi6fb
@KC-mi6fb 2 жыл бұрын
“They only accept ONE and I’m taking it!” I hollered!! 🤣😂🤣😃🤣
@Pclyburnpaytes
@Pclyburnpaytes 3 жыл бұрын
“You chose peace why would there be violence” 😂😂😂
@clownchaostime3024
@clownchaostime3024 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao! That's where I completely lost my shit...good lord..I'm freaking crying. And the way he said it...freaking hysterical.
@rogerstarkey5488
@rogerstarkey5488 3 жыл бұрын
Sound like history to me...reverse that is
@tinac6087
@tinac6087 4 жыл бұрын
"It's supposed to be Air Jordan, not Ground Jordan..." LMFAO
@codyjwoods
@codyjwoods 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks Tina. I got more for you on my channel if you sub and hit the notify bell: kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZoXZXoKIfrl9kJY
@sharitastinson109
@sharitastinson109 3 жыл бұрын
It's true tho, my ex husband is overweight and I felt bad for his J's😂😂😂😂☕
@thermologo3451
@thermologo3451 3 жыл бұрын
Really?
@maxkanoff9682
@maxkanoff9682 3 жыл бұрын
He got some well deserved boos for that one ha
@jairomendoza9483
@jairomendoza9483 3 жыл бұрын
@@maxkanoff9682 deserved? That was funny asf, your just soft
@tinamendoza6689
@tinamendoza6689 3 жыл бұрын
"Some of you dont want to laugh cause you got fat kida at home." Lmaol. 😂😂😂🤣
@vincentjohnflorio
@vincentjohnflorio 3 жыл бұрын
It's refreshing to hear comedy unfiltered but that's not mean or bad for the sake of it (like dead baby pitchfork jokes or something). You can get away with a lot of it's true.
@Comedyschule
@Comedyschule 3 жыл бұрын
😂 yooo leave them kids alone 😂😂😂
@TheReCar1
@TheReCar1 3 жыл бұрын
I burst out to laughing cuz he ain’t lying 😂😂😂
@dna3930
@dna3930 3 жыл бұрын
More of the crowd had to laugh cause truth got thrown out. Lmfao
@victoriabradley449
@victoriabradley449 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@GenesisRockwell
@GenesisRockwell Жыл бұрын
This guy is legit funny, need to see more of his work.
@amayzingyoga6403
@amayzingyoga6403 3 жыл бұрын
“ I thought we were kool?” “No i’m Eminem, you’re Macklemore.. they only except one, i’m taking it “ 🤣🤣🤣
@MDMAx
@MDMAx 3 жыл бұрын
Accept*
@Humble-iq5ue
@Humble-iq5ue 3 жыл бұрын
Except one what?
@F_And
@F_And 3 жыл бұрын
Accepy
@samsneadd
@samsneadd 3 жыл бұрын
As genius and funny as that joke was, I just realized what makes it even more genius, is that is Exactly what Em did to other rappers. If you was a white rapper in the early 2000's even if you did not say anything, chances are you was gonna be destroyed in a song by Em . I think Fred Durst was the lone survivor.🤣
@flyguyry1
@flyguyry1 3 жыл бұрын
*accept
@seanldean4213
@seanldean4213 3 жыл бұрын
"Can't wear repeats at a black school"😆 classic but true!..😂😂😂
@codyjwoods
@codyjwoods 3 жыл бұрын
indeed. but I learned how to dress thank God. The beatings paid off.
@jedenzet
@jedenzet 3 жыл бұрын
@@codyjwoods that's just stupid
@GabeOkashiMusic
@GabeOkashiMusic 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂This was actually funny! I had the same experience being black when I moved to a majority black school “Yo you wore that shirt last week” 💀💀
@cecegiles4583
@cecegiles4583 3 жыл бұрын
I bet they didn't know the capital of their state.... Education is important.
@Kattywagon29
@Kattywagon29 3 жыл бұрын
I still hold on to that don't repeat what you wear thing and I am 41yrs old! LOL. I used to work at this one job where there were mostly Hispanic woman (I'm mixed Hispanic and black) and it was always like a fashion show in there. We would walk down the cubicle aisles like we were on America's Next Top Model. I used to keep a list of what I wore and I would never repeat an outfit for at least 3 weeks. YES, I have that many clothes and also yes, I did sometimes mix and match and YESSSS it was that damn serious! :) The funny thing is that I could really care less before and now after that job, but it was fun at the time.
@cuhloudy
@cuhloudy 3 жыл бұрын
@@cecegiles4583 get that hate out your heart there's no correlation there, you could care a little too much about how stuff like this and be doing well in school :)
@someguy2744
@someguy2744 3 жыл бұрын
I have been wearing two/three pairs of pants for years now and nobody at my college noticed or cared. As long as it is clean, not tacky, not too tight, not too revealing or transparent and appropriate for the occasion - that's good dress etiquette in my book. Now maybe this "obsession" does not derive just from critisizing a person's lack of variety in their wardrobe, but also hygiene - obviously, clothes get stinky/dirty if you don't change and wash them, especially in hotter weather.
@Kattywagon29
@Kattywagon29 3 жыл бұрын
@@someguy2744 The keyword in your comment is "college". Most people have better things to do in college than worry about what someone else is wearing. Also, bullying and stuff isn't as common.
@K2H117
@K2H117 2 жыл бұрын
Great material bud, looking forward to seeing lots more of you.
@BlueLatte-f3f
@BlueLatte-f3f 4 жыл бұрын
Did he say, “Thats why I look like I could cook meth if its gluten free”🤦🏾‍♀️
@codyjwoods
@codyjwoods 4 жыл бұрын
indeed I did
@tbone9509
@tbone9509 3 жыл бұрын
@@codyjwoods indeed you did.
@Sundayhandwound
@Sundayhandwound 3 жыл бұрын
@@codyjwoods priceless line. Keep em coming, you have a gift!
@bellestarr6484
@bellestarr6484 3 жыл бұрын
@@codyjwoods You talking right to me and my family - how about lunches getting stolen? Uh uh uh.
@jasminej9238
@jasminej9238 3 жыл бұрын
I swear i hollered lmmfao 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@IcejjfishTbone
@IcejjfishTbone 4 жыл бұрын
This is actually so accurate. It be the most broke kids with the most expensive Jordan’s in my school though
@codyjwoods
@codyjwoods 4 жыл бұрын
I found out later in life that was the case actually. The guy with the dopest stuff used to wear his family's stuff that went to another school. He had Iverson's in different colors to match anything and it was ridiculous.
@cecegiles4583
@cecegiles4583 3 жыл бұрын
No values
@woismaeleth4881
@woismaeleth4881 3 жыл бұрын
Not having so save for college lol
@dasa5023
@dasa5023 3 жыл бұрын
Which is why they stay broke
@Professor_Utonium_
@Professor_Utonium_ 3 жыл бұрын
Ghetto rich lol
@Ephemeral82
@Ephemeral82 3 жыл бұрын
“Just say you don’t want to fight.” HAHAHAHAHAHA! I’m from Brownsville, Brooklyn, NY and that’s hilarious. You’re fighting no matter what.
@taitjones6310
@taitjones6310 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, for real, but saying you don't want to fight and acting scared is a great way to get the drop on fools.
@DarthFurie
@DarthFurie 3 жыл бұрын
I taught for 3 years in a middle school in Brownsville... straight facts
@samsneadd
@samsneadd 3 жыл бұрын
Rip to Sean Price
@SAKEENAHNYC
@SAKEENAHNYC 3 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭 Flatbush, SAME
@laurieb.9555
@laurieb.9555 3 жыл бұрын
Yup that's it you're fighting no way out
@justinholloway5210
@justinholloway5210 Жыл бұрын
lol he nailed it; as a black guy when he said "just tell them you don't want to fight" I almost died.
@nobodyaskedmebut8962
@nobodyaskedmebut8962 4 жыл бұрын
Okay but guys can we just talk about how the comedian came to the comments to reply to his supporters? That's that good shit 😌 He obviously also killed this set
@codyjwoods
@codyjwoods 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the shout out Felicia
@codyjwoods
@codyjwoods 4 жыл бұрын
I gotta admit.... it's been a week and I got tired. Didn't expect half a million in a week but then again I kinda did too. It's a lot of comments to respond to though.
@simplemoney1833
@simplemoney1833 4 жыл бұрын
Made me like him even more
@codyjwoods
@codyjwoods 3 жыл бұрын
@@simplemoney1833 The pleasure is all mine
@simplemoney1833
@simplemoney1833 3 жыл бұрын
Dead ass
@Totmorgen0
@Totmorgen0 3 жыл бұрын
You can tell when a white comedian grew up or hangs around black people. He's funny!
@codyjwoods
@codyjwoods 3 жыл бұрын
Yep. I was basically raised by a black family while my mom did double shifts. Went to many majority black schools. Then started comedy and ended up in the "urban" comedy circuit. I owe anything I've ever achieved in comedy to black people cause of so many reasons.
@leewilliams2477
@leewilliams2477 3 жыл бұрын
@@codyjwoods keep it going bro 💯 your set was hilarious and real 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@2020girlygirl
@2020girlygirl 3 жыл бұрын
@@codyjwoods you are hilarious 😊
@thermologo3451
@thermologo3451 3 жыл бұрын
@@codyjwoods aight bro , keep that same energy when you make it
@omarrashadyahudah3532
@omarrashadyahudah3532 3 жыл бұрын
Factual so true
@YaMommasNextDoorNeighbor
@YaMommasNextDoorNeighbor 3 жыл бұрын
"The Jordan sign isn't even dunking anymore, he's taking a charge...".......lol.
@vincentjohnflorio
@vincentjohnflorio 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you because I honestly didn't catch the first bit.
@kylehereford7442
@kylehereford7442 3 жыл бұрын
🤣💀
@devaughnsalter7379
@devaughnsalter7379 3 жыл бұрын
That line, alone, had me in tears laughing.
@codyjwoods
@codyjwoods 3 жыл бұрын
thanks for watching
@codyjwoods
@codyjwoods 3 жыл бұрын
@@devaughnsalter7379 so glad
@BlaecOleander
@BlaecOleander 2 жыл бұрын
Omg! This is so true. I have WAY more clothing than I'll ever need because of psychological scars left over from accidentally wearing the same jeans twice in a week in elementary school and getting roasted for it 😭😭😭 Black people 🥴🥴🥴🥴
@genxx2724
@genxx2724 2 жыл бұрын
I have scars, too, but I hate shopping. I have good taste and I want to look good, but I have zero interest in shopping and finding things. I think it’s resistance as a result of that trauma, if that makes any sense.
@godvibesonly7137
@godvibesonly7137 4 жыл бұрын
Fat kids in Jordan’s 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀 that was genius
@godvibesonly7137
@godvibesonly7137 4 жыл бұрын
@@BashouEx bad investment lol
@codyjwoods
@codyjwoods 4 жыл бұрын
subscribe to my KZbin for more. instagram @codyjwoods
@aaronbravo7690
@aaronbravo7690 4 жыл бұрын
Walking around bending them and shit💀🤣🤣🤣 had me dead
@ancientfuture9690
@ancientfuture9690 4 жыл бұрын
It's true. It's like stuffing a fresh pair of Jordans with loaves of bread.
@byanymeansnecessary398
@byanymeansnecessary398 4 жыл бұрын
@@ancientfuture9690 lmao. I dont get it.
@derrickhamilton342
@derrickhamilton342 4 жыл бұрын
Jordan not even dunking, now he taking a charge. LMAO
@codyjwoods
@codyjwoods 4 жыл бұрын
Subscribe to my channel cause I got more. Instagram: @codyjwoods Thanks for watching.
4 жыл бұрын
i didn't understand this part. taking a charge?
@AO-wg9ne
@AO-wg9ne 4 жыл бұрын
@ a charge is a call in the game of basketball
@sd81a46
@sd81a46 4 жыл бұрын
@@codyjwoods you legit bruh 😄😂
@SneakerFetish420
@SneakerFetish420 4 жыл бұрын
That got me too
@derrekw3493
@derrekw3493 3 жыл бұрын
You have to be from the hood to fully understand why that part about his mom saying "just tell them you don't want to fight" is so hilarious🤣🤣🤣 doesn't quite work like that
@shinyguy1
@shinyguy1 2 жыл бұрын
No it’s the same shit everywhere with kids.
@derrekw3493
@derrekw3493 2 жыл бұрын
@@shinyguy1 it’s not… stop trolling
@derrekw3493
@derrekw3493 2 жыл бұрын
@@jamestyndall8709 that literally makes no sense kid. Stop trolling
@jamestyndall8709
@jamestyndall8709 2 жыл бұрын
@@derrekw3493 What part of that don't make sense to you bruh? Just because you don't get what someone is saying doesn't mean they're trolling
@derrekw3493
@derrekw3493 2 жыл бұрын
@@jamestyndall8709 stop trolling kid...
@weeble_kneivel698
@weeble_kneivel698 2 жыл бұрын
Dude is funny af I would definitely watch a stand-up comedy special of his.
@realmyspaceboss
@realmyspaceboss 4 жыл бұрын
Saw the title and was skeptical about how this would go. He nailed it.
@codyjwoods
@codyjwoods 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the chance
@TheDarkWolfHunter
@TheDarkWolfHunter 3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha I saw this title and knew it would be gold
@bullswoodworks8398
@bullswoodworks8398 3 жыл бұрын
"Spent 300$ on his shoes and now what they sideways and shit!" FUNYY AF.
@codyjwoods
@codyjwoods 3 жыл бұрын
thanks for checking it out. I got more on my channel.
@DarthFurie
@DarthFurie 3 жыл бұрын
That shit hit me STRAIGHT in my chest!! Lmaooo
@Dageka
@Dageka 3 жыл бұрын
This one had me on the floor!
@averageconsumer3212
@averageconsumer3212 3 жыл бұрын
This was the funniest line by far. You always see big dudes with wide ass shit shoes cause they be walking sideways and shit.
@miguelcastaneda7236
@miguelcastaneda7236 3 жыл бұрын
Yup and cant even tie shoe strings
@Soopology
@Soopology 3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely zero lies told here. We only accepted one cool white dude. His name was “White Boy Steve” 😂 Edit: To weird white people & goofies alike: With less than 1% white people at our schools, with him being cool with it, let alone it being a dope ass nickname, YES WE WERE COOL WITH CALLING HIM THIS.
@MylesB93-
@MylesB93- 3 жыл бұрын
LMFAO was his name even Steve???
@Soopology
@Soopology 3 жыл бұрын
@@MylesB93- 😂 yea. We at least gave him that respect
@MylesB93-
@MylesB93- 3 жыл бұрын
@@Soopology 😂😂😂
@herbalessence51
@herbalessence51 3 жыл бұрын
Ours was white boy justin 😂😂😂
@galedribble9535
@galedribble9535 3 жыл бұрын
@Adam Alfred damn you boxed him out? Yall was strict
@ReginaDillard
@ReginaDillard 2 жыл бұрын
OMG! So many hilarious, on-point references. You have to watch it at least 5 times to catch them all. Good job, Cody!
@codyjwoods
@codyjwoods 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the love Chocolate Sundaes Laugh Factory. Best weekly show in the country!
@anotidamuzanenhamo5854
@anotidamuzanenhamo5854 4 жыл бұрын
Aye, you're going places bruh! That was hilarious lmao
@codyjwoods
@codyjwoods 4 жыл бұрын
@@anotidamuzanenhamo5854 glad you enjoyed
@bastiat6865
@bastiat6865 4 жыл бұрын
Excellent set. There's a lot of funny in real life experiences when you know who to tell the story. And you did it well. Bless up. I want to see you get that big stage.
@codyjwoods
@codyjwoods 4 жыл бұрын
@@bastiat6865 thank you
@belaayya5094
@belaayya5094 4 жыл бұрын
I was a poor white kid in South Central LA in the 90s. I'm a parole officer now, and I can vouch that none of that crap has changed! My black guys all dress to the nines, and my white guys all dress like duelling banjos. My black guys are in houses so broke down they're sliding off the foundations, and my white guys are in trailers sliding off their wheels. Black guys keep good teeth and a shitty car and white guys keep a gigantic raised truck and blackened meth teeth.
@planejayne8947
@planejayne8947 3 жыл бұрын
“Fat kid in Jordans” 😂😂 this dude be knowin’ lmao
@KNByam
@KNByam 3 жыл бұрын
He's right, spend 300 on a pair but you put them on and they all leaning. 😂
@wileecoyote5749
@wileecoyote5749 3 жыл бұрын
*this dude knows
@planejayne8947
@planejayne8947 3 жыл бұрын
@@wileecoyote5749 nah bruh - if the kid was wearing loafers, it would be “this dude knows” - based on what he just described it’s definitely “this dude be knowin’ “ 😂😂 context is everything
@codyjwoods
@codyjwoods 3 жыл бұрын
yep. Thanks for watching.
@meganb.higgins973
@meganb.higgins973 3 жыл бұрын
I also grew up as a poor white kid in a trailer, and I almost spit my coffee out laughing lmao 🤣
@kaikenjr
@kaikenjr 2 жыл бұрын
This guy is funny We need more of him😂😂
@antlava8704
@antlava8704 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm eminem you're Mclemore" lolll na he killed it
@codyjwoods
@codyjwoods 4 жыл бұрын
haha thanks Ant. Subscribe to my channel cause I got more. Instagram: @codyjwoods
@antlava8704
@antlava8704 4 жыл бұрын
@@codyjwoods definitely will! Don't be scared to speak ya mind if it's funny it's funny loll this shit was funny, salute 🤙🏾
@codyjwoods
@codyjwoods 4 жыл бұрын
@@antlava8704 🙏
@daniboiyy
@daniboiyy 4 жыл бұрын
"they only accept one"
@Uncday-day
@Uncday-day 4 жыл бұрын
As a teacher in a low income school this man is on to something
@codyjwoods
@codyjwoods 3 жыл бұрын
HAHA that comment made me laugh. I have more on my channel if you're interested.
@latze74
@latze74 3 жыл бұрын
In this case is "onto", teach. Unless you're a PE teacher...
@Uncday-day
@Uncday-day 3 жыл бұрын
@@latze74 Thanks for the catch. This is why editors exist.
@RyRy123ism
@RyRy123ism 3 жыл бұрын
“Well if he didn’t want a confrontation? Why would they proceed?” Roflmao
@kayfuller7304
@kayfuller7304 3 жыл бұрын
That KILLED me! 😂😂😂😂😂
@johnhein2539
@johnhein2539 10 ай бұрын
The confused white women who believe that generally become teachers.
@TheMwendaa
@TheMwendaa 6 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@briantbmoth6472
@briantbmoth6472 2 жыл бұрын
The sideways shoes! Hilarious 😂
@KellyStamps
@KellyStamps 3 жыл бұрын
I hope to see you on Netflix 😂
@tangleduniverse5042
@tangleduniverse5042 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@cooladam2167
@cooladam2167 3 жыл бұрын
Bix dabba doobah nahwahamsawyin bahhhhh finna get a you be raysis
@joanna2642
@joanna2642 3 жыл бұрын
Ahhhh Kelly watches cody
@cryosteam3944
@cryosteam3944 3 жыл бұрын
stampede queen
@lizziek.5294
@lizziek.5294 3 жыл бұрын
Fix your posture!!
@Najuma_Ali
@Najuma_Ali 3 жыл бұрын
"Well if he didn't want a confrontation why would they proceed?" 😂 Edit: 665 likes? Is there a brave enough soul to add one more?
@codyjwoods
@codyjwoods 3 жыл бұрын
haha thanks for watching. Very heart warming to see people laughing at this. I have more on my channel if you're interested.
@ydasda4210
@ydasda4210 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤓🤓🤓🤣🤣🤣
@tecklafurro2040
@tecklafurro2040 3 жыл бұрын
@@codyjwoods Continue writing I loved it , you have a gift
@codyjwoods
@codyjwoods 3 жыл бұрын
@@tecklafurro2040 thanks Teckla. I got more on my channel.
@lalaland5332
@lalaland5332 3 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂
@philsmith8306
@philsmith8306 3 жыл бұрын
Wow, I didn't expect that level of funny from a white boy named Cody. A white comedian that can relate to the struggle and make blacks laugh out loud through his whole set is a special talent. "Jordan taking a charge"....STOP IT!!! 😂🤣😭💀☠
@bc6902
@bc6902 2 жыл бұрын
What’s white got anything to do with it are you being racist huh huh??
@SM-fk5or
@SM-fk5or 2 жыл бұрын
Another day, another person that has to bring up race and victimhood for no reason whatsoever
@metaLungiez
@metaLungiez 2 жыл бұрын
@@SM-fk5or White people created the concept of race, then created a society based on strict racial hegemony, now they're complaining that people care about race? Make it make sense.
@SM-fk5or
@SM-fk5or 2 жыл бұрын
@@metaLungiez 1. I’m not white 🤡 2. White people didn’t create the concept of race, you give them too much credit 🙄 3. Racìsm has existed long before whites ventured into other continents. Read a book and apply some common sense if you’re capable of it 🤦🏾‍♂️
@deshawnwilliams1970
@deshawnwilliams1970 2 жыл бұрын
@@SM-fk5or wrong , slavery existed before white people were created, but no. Racism is SOLELY FROM WHITE PEOPLE, racism doesn’t apply to just slavery, a slave could earn their freedom damn near everywhere in the world including Latin America before white people ventured out . But that’s just physical racism, their isn’t systematic racism anywhere except the country’s led by white people currently in the world. Your delusional
@sheispower4595
@sheispower4595 2 жыл бұрын
"They only accept one, I'm taking it" 😭😭😂😂🤣🤣
@pierreking51
@pierreking51 3 жыл бұрын
The Eminem and Macklemore analogy is spot on, black people embrace Em but we don’t fuck with Macklemore
@Loveboylove1989
@Loveboylove1989 3 жыл бұрын
This whole set was hysterical but that line almost killed me OMG
@ampollard7041
@ampollard7041 3 жыл бұрын
That's b.cuz Em had that inside out oreo thing going on
@mjg239
@mjg239 3 жыл бұрын
"black people embrace Em" unless you're *Lord Jamar* 👺
@kylehereford7442
@kylehereford7442 3 жыл бұрын
We only accept one FAX
@ProtectoroftheRealm
@ProtectoroftheRealm 3 жыл бұрын
Long as you embrace yourself, my black friends embrace me. Never acted outside my character. My wife is full blown white girl, most her friends are black. Atlanta/Dallas Burbs.
@ThatBlackPiano
@ThatBlackPiano 3 жыл бұрын
“Ugh! Peasants! There’s undesirables everywhere!” Sounds like me!
@ThatBlackPiano
@ThatBlackPiano 3 жыл бұрын
@Bruce Blazer 😅What?
@Alisha1686
@Alisha1686 3 жыл бұрын
Lol.. I fuckin fell out
@MegatronManiac
@MegatronManiac 4 жыл бұрын
he is killin it!!
@linaluv215
@linaluv215 2 жыл бұрын
Dude is funny as hell. Ok now it's time to binge watch all of his stuff 🗣️
@laurenadkins7207
@laurenadkins7207 3 жыл бұрын
I was like “this shit better be good” and it was 😭
@codyjwoods
@codyjwoods 3 жыл бұрын
I think that's why it has so many views. People angry clicked it. Glad you liked it. I got more on my channel.
@asanitheafrofuturist
@asanitheafrofuturist 4 жыл бұрын
A white guy hasn't made me laugh this hard since Bill Burr roasted white women on SNL 😂
@asanitheafrofuturist
@asanitheafrofuturist 4 жыл бұрын
@cm. CG 😂😂
@codyjwoods
@codyjwoods 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks Asani. I got many more.
@mariomendez5790
@mariomendez5790 4 жыл бұрын
You just sit there and take your talkin to
@asanitheafrofuturist
@asanitheafrofuturist 4 жыл бұрын
@@mariomendez5790 huh
@mariomendez5790
@mariomendez5790 4 жыл бұрын
It's a quote from Bill Burr's SNL Monologue
@sergeybrin9765
@sergeybrin9765 3 жыл бұрын
The gluten free meth line was golden, the facial expression when you took the charge was amazing and I nearly lost it when you said Ground Jordan :) Amazing set bro, killed it :) Sounds like growing up in a predominantly black neighbourhood in the U.S. is not dissimilar to growing up in a neighbourhood with a predominantly Indigenous population in suburban Australia. These places may have their social problems but there often seems to be a stronger sense of community spirit and local pride and less of an individualistic attitude amongst the people, and from personal experience in Aus and from what I have seen in North America, rather than being greeted with the same intolerance, suspicion and racism their ancestors used against minority Black and Indigenous people in the past, most white people who find themselves as the ethnic minority in a Black community are usually treated as family ❤️ Thanks for shining a light on why our differences amongst races, cultures and ethnicities makes the world such a fascinating place Cody, especially in such divisive times 🤙🏻🌻
@shockafter7
@shockafter7 2 жыл бұрын
I can relate as a white boy growing up in South Auckland, New Zealand.
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