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@codyjwoods3 жыл бұрын
1 Million in one month. Incredible. Thanks everyone.
@ChocolateSundaes3 жыл бұрын
🎉🎉🎉
@joelherbert33773 жыл бұрын
Yo, Cody, I just wanted to quickly say that your content was brilliant. You were able to talk about your experiences with race and cultural differences without even dropping so much as a glimmer of racism or prejudice in your bit...and you managed to do it fucking hilariously. You found the similarities within the divide and material like this, I feel, will actually bring people together. Incredible observation. Thanks, man. Cheers.
@codyjwoods3 жыл бұрын
@@joelherbert3377 I think this seems to be the appeal. People seem to be hungry to mend. It’s interesting seeing this cause people are more enthusiastic now than years before. Thanks for watching! I got more on my channel.
@jaykay22423 жыл бұрын
We should be thanking you, that was brilliant!
@codyjwoods3 жыл бұрын
@@jaykay2242 I appreciate it.
@simplemoney18334 жыл бұрын
He’s gonna blow up . His shit resonates with everyone and he can talk to black people without acting black....like tracy Morgan and Dave Chappelle can do with white people.
@codyjwoods4 жыл бұрын
It always made me cringe when white comics did that. Thanks for watching
@TheBeautifultaurus4 жыл бұрын
black people make white jokes all the time n white comedians be scared to do the same. It’s humor in the truth. This was funny.
@musicwithj17594 жыл бұрын
Ahhh idk about that last statement. Every time Dave imitates “white people”, he uses his “white people” voice. So Dave has to “act white” to talk about “white people”.
@codyjwoods4 жыл бұрын
@@musicwithj1759 but that’s a basic comedy technique to allow the listener a clear image of who is speaking in the story. It’s not due to white people needing to hear their stereotypes voice in order to comprehend the material.
@codyjwoods4 жыл бұрын
@Dr. Fucking Bright yep. Live and in the pixel flesh.
@mrsetamayple4 жыл бұрын
“You chose peace why would there be violence” 😹😹😹😹
@codyjwoods4 жыл бұрын
Thank you Seta🙏
@umarhasans.72454 жыл бұрын
🤣
@BIGRIICHLAGAMING4 жыл бұрын
@@codyjwoods bro u got me crying my nigga !! Foreal u got next yo comedy doesn’t see color and u not changing yoself to something your not ! Keep it up bro
@codyjwoods4 жыл бұрын
@@BIGRIICHLAGAMING happy to hear it! Sub and hit the notification bell on my channel for more stuff!
@blckbldng4 жыл бұрын
that sounds exactly like dave chapelle's white people
@romanaa70702 жыл бұрын
I'm impressed at how much he got me to laugh in only 4 minutes while randomly scrolling KZbin and never hearing of him before. This guy is good
@JSamad2 жыл бұрын
No cap this guy is pretty good, made me tear up from laughing
@samanthab19232 жыл бұрын
Right? Same here. He’s a blast. God luck 🙏🏻
@monicarenee79492 жыл бұрын
Yes I don’t usually laugh out loud even if it’s funny, I’m up here rolling loud as hell
@marclawrence24575 ай бұрын
Same lol
@astheskylarksings4 жыл бұрын
I’m blk and I definitely laughed when his mom said, “Why don’t you just tell them that you don’t want to fight?”
@mancube76454 жыл бұрын
@@codyjwoods Cody you killed it.You need to be on Zooming with the Homies. Will subscribe to your channel asap. ✌ from South Africa.
@PJ-vh6jr4 жыл бұрын
I had a similar upbringing and that's exactly the kind of advice my mother would give lol
@codyjwoods4 жыл бұрын
@@PJ-vh6jr some people don’t realize that people don’t always pick fights, the fights pick you.
@codyjwoods4 жыл бұрын
@@mancube7645 I’ll look into Zooming with the homies. Thanks for the subscribe
@zerubbabelsbridge4 жыл бұрын
@@codyjwoods 🤣😂
@alliewassogood93824 жыл бұрын
“You chose peace why would there be violence?” I’m in tears 😂😂😂
@codyjwoods4 жыл бұрын
Glad you liked it! Sometimes the fights pick you. Got more on my channel if you're bored: kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZoXZXoKIfrl9kJY
@a.j.80043 жыл бұрын
literally TEARS
@codyjwoods3 жыл бұрын
@@a.j.8004 thanks. More on my channel if you’re bored
@a.j.80043 жыл бұрын
@@codyjwoods 🥰
@a.j.80043 жыл бұрын
thank you cody - i needed a good laugh today 😂😂😂 lizard jerky (go to florida) lol!!!
@truthmuzik8523 жыл бұрын
As a black man, he had me rollin 😂😂.. All the stuff he said was straight facts. I laughed the whole 4 mins. Hope to see in somewhere big in the future!!
@lalo12313 жыл бұрын
Facts he funny af lol
@tamarap42013 жыл бұрын
Me too‼️
@killaskrilla53203 жыл бұрын
Lol word that Pet Co comment hit lmao
@truthmuzik8523 жыл бұрын
Bruh. That joke had me cryin!!
@blakeemel38193 жыл бұрын
Didn’t laugh at all…
@lewisedwardson77762 жыл бұрын
That was 100% facts. I was a white kid that lived in a trailer and went to a nearly all-black school. I understood all of this real quick, and it was very infuriating as well as scary, to have the adults that were in control of everyone's' lives be so clueless. In school, when somebody wants to fight you, you are now going to get fought AND punished no matter what you do, and oftentimes in some of these really messed up schools, the people going around starting fights with everyone aren't even getting punished and that's the reason they're able to act that way every day. When a group of people are about to attack you, and everyone is watching, the teacher's advice is not going to work. The adults all tell you to basically act like a wimp, say you don't want to fight, and run to a teacher for help. But what they're not considering is that you have to survive for 7-8 hours a day in that building with these same people for years. Snitch on them today and they will find you again. If they get expelled, their friends will find you and it will be even worse. And other people watching will want to attack you too, because you made yourself "look like a bitch". When people are bullying and attacking you, especially physically, you have to stand up for yourself, it's the only way to survive, and schools need to ALLOW you to stand up for yourself. For me, getting constantly reprimanded for defending myself was way more traumatizing to me than the people that would gang up on me and slam my head into concrete. Fights I could handle, physical pain I could handle, but feeling like I had no choice but to be a victim, getting punished just for hitting back, made me feel like the whole world was against me, because my whole world was. And his joke about hitting his friend to rise up the food chain is realer than it sounds. A lot of the kids that started fights with me were actually other white kids that acted like they were my friends and then attacked me in front of everyone, so they wouldn't get bullied, because they were bullies. I even said some mean things to kids a couple of times in elementary school to try and climb up that food chain, but I didn't like how it felt and I regretted it, I felt like I should have been defending them instead, but I was a kid under pressure that wasn't thinking straight, and I made a mistake. These schools are toxic. Adults are running these schools like they don't remember what it was like to be in them. They aren't, won't, and can't, protect kids from every negative experience. So they need to let them protect themselves when no one else will. Otherwise they are forcing them to spend their formative years as victims.
@WCCXtra Жыл бұрын
Very well said! I'm in total agreement with you.
@AkshayKumar-ue1fp8 ай бұрын
No blacks will comment under this thread.
@Nothereforit1743 ай бұрын
@@WCCXtray’all think letting fat kids get picked on is okay and that is punishing them for nutrition and bodies they can’t control. And you’re adults. ...okay
@ReeseDee3 ай бұрын
Word public school is mad max beyond thunderdome and the bad schools are worse than prison
@lue47242 ай бұрын
One thing that came in handy- was being able to "play the dozens" & "pan on someone"!😅😂😊
@lisachalmers56873 жыл бұрын
"Jordan's are wasted on fat kids. They get sideways....." the visual is perfect and so true
@einundsiebenziger54883 жыл бұрын
Jordans* (plural, no apostrophe)
@lisachalmers56873 жыл бұрын
@@einundsiebenziger5488 "Jordan Shoes", shortened to Jordan's..... I'm sure you got that high score in grammer. Do you also have a high BMI?
@VILEPAINTS3 жыл бұрын
@@lisachalmers5687 idk the bmi but they jordans leaning sideways 🤣
@billsmith76733 жыл бұрын
@@lisachalmers5687 No, you're wrong. Shortened to "Jordans" (plural), not "Jordan's" (possessive). And... your mentioning BMI is indicative of weakness, childishness, ignorance, immaturity, etc. If you want to argue with me about grammar, please bring it on. You won't stand a chance.
@bigdaddygru3 жыл бұрын
Oh boy, Here come the grammar police!! Just enjoy the joke!! CUZ we AIN'T got no time for these games, we be chillin'😂
@jayjonah834 жыл бұрын
"look like I can cook meth, if it's gluten free" "Jordan ain't dunking no more, he's taking a charge" - those 2 did me in
@innerpowerup4 жыл бұрын
Me too!
@BrooklynSaunders7184 жыл бұрын
It's the "I'm Eminem ur Macklemore. They only accept 1 I'm taking it" for me...dead
@ispoilers95354 жыл бұрын
Yep. Same.
@rashawnhoward75534 жыл бұрын
I heard of air Jordan, but Ground Jordan
@devantemoore7114 жыл бұрын
Ground jordan lmao
@innertubez4 жыл бұрын
“You have to hit kids if you’re on a budget.” That’s such an underrated line lmaooo
@chopstyx1414 жыл бұрын
Bruh that shit sent me 😂😂
@BossManSays4 жыл бұрын
Fucking facts
@oldmanfromoc76844 жыл бұрын
I know some rich white kids that could use a ass whipping, I'm related to them!
@mmathabanampya83794 жыл бұрын
A whole masters degree dissertation. So loaded😅
@permafrost09794 жыл бұрын
That's abusive behavior, but he explained it soooo wellll lol. There's no privileges to take away 😭 😂
@Zlenny2 жыл бұрын
that "gluten free meth" line was so underrated, that was comedy gold.
@Deusaga5 ай бұрын
Cracked me up
@naijaplayer3 ай бұрын
@@Deusaga lmfao if that was a pun, well done
@Deusaga3 ай бұрын
@@naijaplayer :)
@Liface3 ай бұрын
Super lame. Comedy has fallen.
@FactStormАй бұрын
LMAO
@jamesknight23004 жыл бұрын
"I thought we were friends!!" "No, I'm Eminem, you're Macklemore. They only accept one!" 😭😭😭😭
@codyjwoods4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for checking it out James. Got more on my channel if you wanna sub and hit that bell: kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZoXZXoKIfrl9kJY
@lostinsauce45153 жыл бұрын
That wasn't even a joke, that's gospel truth, you gotta learn that quick
@codyjwoods3 жыл бұрын
@@lostinsauce4515 yep
@is.that.Mazzi.3 жыл бұрын
@@codyjwoods 😭my Puerto Rican friend looks white and does a similar joke but when we’re around white people he tricks them into thinking he’s white and then blows their mind and speaks like he’s never lived in America
@86eastbay3 жыл бұрын
@@codyjwoods That was hella funny man holy shit.
4 жыл бұрын
this is kinda true. poor black families do not want the school to know their situation. not necessary the name brand stuff. that's only certain people.
@codyjwoods4 жыл бұрын
Yep.
@durellpowell7364 жыл бұрын
Yep, because then the system be tryna take our kids and lock us up.
@bobbyhempel15134 жыл бұрын
@@durellpowell736 nope the government will just give you more money.
@bobbyhempel15134 жыл бұрын
Why they will just give you more money.
@DC-cz2sr4 жыл бұрын
@@bobbyhempel1513 but why people like you always leave out the trailer park trash and the poor whites that live in the projects too blacks are not the only ones getting government assistance so don't be onesided there are more poor whites than blacks due to population difference 🧐
@kylapimp74434 жыл бұрын
I would like to see him come up. He is not scared
@bcimterriblewtitles4 жыл бұрын
Yes 😂
@esosequees23654 жыл бұрын
He knows that the black rooms are hard... you gotta prove to us that you're really funny
@bcimterriblewtitles4 жыл бұрын
@@esosequees2365 I swear it’s an initiation 😂💯
@SupaBlank4 жыл бұрын
the shit at the end floored me, hilarious
@silkyjohnson45194 жыл бұрын
Twitter would cancel him real quick
@janseendiguiseppiThomasMC2 жыл бұрын
I grew up poor as sh!t. I remember being a freshman and getting made fun of because my dad found a pair of size 13 chuck Taylors. I wore them because I didn't have a choice. I was a size 10 at the time. So embarrassing being that kid. I fought a lot because everyone always picked on me for my clothes. By the end of freshman year I had started my own business doing landscaping and washing vehicles. At 15 years old I was making about $60 a day working for 3 or 4 hours every day after school. It built character and made me stronger. Now I make more than most everyone who made fun of me.
@mikeyh0 Жыл бұрын
That's the lesson. When life gives you lemons, you don't cut down the tree.
@dankjankings73399 ай бұрын
I used to sell drugs in high school and made more money than the teachers. I was also poor as shit. But never got picked on because I had chest hair at 13 and was already 6ft and also had 9 brothers and sisters older.
@ALLforROME9 ай бұрын
@@dankjankings7339chest hair 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@madtownangler8 ай бұрын
I had a hairy chest in sixth grade. I thought I was awesome until later when I started sweating LOL.
@janseendiguiseppiThomasMC8 ай бұрын
@@madtownangler i had hairy pits in 3rd 😂i did 😂
@2tonecapone5853 жыл бұрын
“Fat kids in Jordan’s, total waste of money” 😭😭😭
@Dracula_sb3 жыл бұрын
Im fucking weak 🤣🤣🤣
@raymondamoody89763 жыл бұрын
But it’s true tho
@kylehereford74423 жыл бұрын
Jordan taking a charge🤣
@trentonsmessenger3 жыл бұрын
Recycled joke
@deziboy51503 жыл бұрын
Supposed to be air jordan, not ground jordan. 💀💀💀
@ShiningXwolf3 жыл бұрын
As another white boy that went to an all black school.... this shit is all factual, there were no jokes involved in the making of this
@greasykremlin71933 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah I grew up poor in a school where atleast half the people were black I relate with everything dude is saying.
@keilagomesborges58892 жыл бұрын
Did you guys enjoy it ?
@PrincessZaire1002 жыл бұрын
Even if my mom had to make my clothes, I was gonna look nice for school
@repunklican11812 жыл бұрын
@@greasykremlin7193 honestly it isn't cause extra money in the budget, it's cause daddy flipped a pack and balled out or mom sold some foodstamps
@greasykremlin71932 жыл бұрын
@@repunklican1181 Ayo?
@keetopuffs4 жыл бұрын
You have to hit kids when you're on a budget 😆😆
@goodguy...badrep.4 жыл бұрын
Yep. Can't take their Xbox if they never had one.
@codyjwoods4 жыл бұрын
put some black under the kids eye and save the green. thanks for watching. subscribe to my KZbin for more. instagram @codyjwoods
@uncleiroh46504 жыл бұрын
@@codyjwoods Yes. The classic “black under the eye trick”. Rub a little eye shadow on the kid so they get catch a few haymakers at school. Brings me back
@Cambrella20224 жыл бұрын
That had me goneeeeeeeeeeee lmaoo
@AO-wg9ne4 жыл бұрын
@@uncleiroh4650 that's mean. 😳
@lilek30312 жыл бұрын
I as black man On behalf of the black man delegation, and the black delegation as a whole approve this comedy 🤣🤣🤣 shit was funny asf 😂
@scamuelwashington2 жыл бұрын
Facts 🤣🤣
@Del_1162 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 bro I was dying ..
@nubianpaige2 жыл бұрын
I'm a Black lady apart of said committee and voted "nailed it"
@lawtraf80082 жыл бұрын
Who gave you the right to speak on our behalf ?
@iosoi31452 жыл бұрын
@@lawtraf8008 the black delegation did
@Donni_P4 жыл бұрын
He Killed that whole set.
@codyjwoods4 жыл бұрын
subscribe to my KZbin for more. instagram @codyjwoods
@getaura14 жыл бұрын
yesss
@karlcain10684 жыл бұрын
@@codyjwoods How are you < 1K KZbin Subs & refined at this level of the craft? Did you just create an account yesterday? The world really is backwards.... lol. Please don’t give up, your future fans are still asleep. You’re about to hit broad demographics guy...
@kissy0k84 жыл бұрын
Definitely! Lol
@jordanaguon13 жыл бұрын
Lmfao “if you didn’t want a confrontation why would they proceed?” 😂
@mc0winn3 жыл бұрын
When he said that I immediately thought of this white dave Chappelle's character, forgot his name. But it sounded exactly the same
@Cheeks2173 жыл бұрын
That part had me rolling 🤣
@LukaDonesnitch3 жыл бұрын
If you didn't want to cops to shoot you just comply. 😂 Watch someone take the bait.
@philcusick30373 жыл бұрын
that was a Louis CK moment for me (in the best way). this kid is so good, hope he climbs to the top
@seanraines58713 жыл бұрын
Or just ignore them they'll go away. Yeah right. Lol
@goodguy...badrep.4 жыл бұрын
He said he punched his best friend in the face because they only accept ONE, and he's taking it.🤣
@codyjwoods4 жыл бұрын
it was well worth it too. f em. subscribe to my KZbin for more. instagram @codyjwoods
@jayjonah834 жыл бұрын
That's some real life Highlander shit right there 😄😄
@takisbest98714 жыл бұрын
@@codyjwoods Big things in ur future bro, you’re one of the only comedians I’ve seen who just don’t miss
@sharaudramey93364 жыл бұрын
i lost it
@codyjwoods4 жыл бұрын
@@takisbest9871 I appreciate it man. That’s always the goal. Steph Curry with it.
@s.wright69452 жыл бұрын
His impression of the poor white parents 'goofy, cross eyed with their belly hanging out'... made this Brit lmfao!
@ElVibe19114 жыл бұрын
I've never heard of him, but I'm glad he came up on my feed. Dude is hilarious. You can tell his life experiences helped him navigate 2 worlds. Explained both to a 'T'.
@codyjwoods4 жыл бұрын
Yep. Thanks for the comment
@masskiller92064 жыл бұрын
Word. Real shit 💯
@MDAce1504 жыл бұрын
As a black man, I wasn’t sure if I was going to like this... I definitely did. 🤣 Funny is funny.
@codyjwoods4 жыл бұрын
Thanks mdace15. I appreciate it
@Jchunter504 жыл бұрын
Facts 🤣🤣🤣
@listamato4 жыл бұрын
I was nervous. I let it sit for a few days before finally watching it. lol
@warpnin34 жыл бұрын
You were ready and expecting to get offended by racist jokes?
@chelanthompson21724 жыл бұрын
@@listamato lmao nigga huh??
@RobbyTripp3 жыл бұрын
“They only accept one, I’m taking it.” Lmao this was legit funny.
@lizoneill16202 жыл бұрын
favorite line!
@Greatestever1662 жыл бұрын
He's Eminem you Macklemore, We only accept one, Heres to hoping Cody blew up
@dmoon90372 жыл бұрын
Yes, a strong closer line. It has a Highlander flavor to it, lol.
@purplegirl803610 ай бұрын
The same thing black people do. Fight over who’s going to be the token 😅 weird psychology
@dodeka10 ай бұрын
Dude!!!! This guy used to come thru to mine n my buddies open mics in the Bay Area, waaay back in the day! Good to see he’s still killin it!!!
@Incessuserro3 жыл бұрын
This guy didn't just walk that very thin line of a white comedian telling jokes about black people to black people. He fucking tap danced all over that line.
@viscountrainbows64523 жыл бұрын
He cripwalked on it
@iamergoproxy34763 жыл бұрын
@@viscountrainbows6452 facts
@lisaallen95783 жыл бұрын
Because if there’s one thing that gets you respect and a pass, it’s being white abs growing up with all black ppl. It’s like you earned it.
@devaughnsalter73793 жыл бұрын
And I enjoyed every minute of it.
@blakebruner50383 жыл бұрын
@John Covington They definitely left out the crucial part where you still have to actually be a likeable person. Growing up around people of a different race wouldn't mean shit if you were an asshole. But if you were a decent human being you would probably end up learning a lot about the other race. And that is the real reason he can make good comedy from it. Because it's actually from real life experience that most other white people don't have.
@DuskTheViking3 жыл бұрын
This is what race jokes look like when you put love into the joke instead of hate.
@NostGold3 жыл бұрын
You'll have to explain what 'hate' and 'love' is in a joke, because you can still mock someone without using swear words or being derogatory. To me he alluded to the typical stereotype of black people being violent and aggressive and not understanding what the alternative looks like in walking away or choosing 'peace', imo the joke was distasteful among other quips he made. I get that comedy is art imitating life, and subjectivism adds to the nuances of one's performance, but reaching for the age old stereotypes cos its low hanging fruit, really cements the lackadaisical efforts of this comedian.
@Rogerdo3 жыл бұрын
@@NostGold hard to be mad at him when he’s speaking from personal experience and black people in the audience are agreeing with him.
@Rogerdo3 жыл бұрын
Comedy holds no responsibility but to make people laugh. That’s literally it. This guy was in a mixed room making the all races of people he turned his comedy toward laugh. Nothing is for everybody, you’ll always have people complaining but I think there are way more people that would enjoy his set than there are that wouldn’t. Mission accomplished.
@Rogerdo3 жыл бұрын
@@NostGold quick question, how much of what he said was untrue?
@Rogerdo3 жыл бұрын
@@NostGold you want to be a victim so damn bad. It’s whatever though. I’ll agree to disagree.
@maxxeddy62274 жыл бұрын
“Fat kid in Jordan’s - total waste of money” 😂😂😂
@zubby38464 жыл бұрын
Word word
@MistahKayotic4204 жыл бұрын
bahahaha
@codyjwoods4 жыл бұрын
Thanks again Max
@wartanabadanooh71574 жыл бұрын
I didn't get that joke 😔
@cello_thomaz15574 жыл бұрын
Sideways j
@nycgirltee2 жыл бұрын
Not sure how I got here but I'm glad I did. Wishing you much success! This is hilarious. I really appreciate when comedians can make everyone feel like they can relate and even if they can't we can all laugh together. That's exactly what the world needs. ♥️
@bmwlane88349 ай бұрын
You are absolutely gorgeous!!!!!
@PyroLeo14 жыл бұрын
Solid set. I lost it at "I'm Eminem, you're Macklemore."
@codyjwoods4 жыл бұрын
I'm glad you caught that. Subscribe to my channel cause I got more. Instagram: @codyjwoods
@BeeSugar14 жыл бұрын
Same!!🤣🤣🤣
@miat6964 жыл бұрын
Cody Woods dope 😂
@doubtingthomas30234 жыл бұрын
I want this to be longer he’s Funny as HELL
@HipNoticQ4 жыл бұрын
@@codyjwoods great job, bro!!! You had me cracking up from beginning to end! Wish your set was longer on here!!
@tw70104 жыл бұрын
This guy is funny. It takes a lot for white comedians to actually make me laugh and bring racial jokes without seeming offensive. You can actually tell he’s grown up around black folks.
@codyjwoods4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for watching. If you want more I have my channel here with tons of clips //kzbin.info/www/bejne/op-qmnqLibJ3frs
@SomethinAintRightHere3 жыл бұрын
Owen Benjamin been doing it for decades
@codyjwoods3 жыл бұрын
@@SomethinAintRightHere about a decade actually. Owen was a piano guy frat guy act before turning over a new leaf. Fun story since you’re a Bear, first met Owen with Jimmy Fallon. They were like besties. Oh have times changed.
@derrickg56123 жыл бұрын
Maybe you're offended too easily. relax
@aarishowton80373 жыл бұрын
Derrick G Why do you care what this person finds funny, that’s none of your business
@soccerchamp05113 жыл бұрын
As a white girl who grew up in a very mixed neighborhood and went to very diverse schools in Baltimore, this is on-point! I will always be grateful for growing up around people who were different from me.
@chcheck-it-out45943 жыл бұрын
Congrats on being such a good white person congrants
@westhoodqualzini78843 жыл бұрын
@@soccerchamp0511 ah Baltimore the dirtiest shithole of all
@SchiesterMalG3 жыл бұрын
Same for me, it is the reason why I am not racist at all and look at everyone individually, I never learned to relate someone's character to their race, your actions and words define you.
@carmay36003 жыл бұрын
So did I. I’ve always had the opportunity to have a very diverse group of friends. I want my kids to grow up around diversity as well.
@trueson53513 жыл бұрын
yeah, I lived in Owings Mills for a little bit, it was mostly white but it was diverse. Baltimore was just as nice as any other city I have lived in.
@manuginobilisbaldspot4243 жыл бұрын
As an inner city teacher with plenty of Jamarcuses and Cody's throughout, he ain't lyin'. As a poor Black kid whose mom literally had a wardbrobe designated as 'school clothes' and 'picture day clothes' (yes, one specific outfit for picture day, lest Lifetouch and/or Olan Mills messed it up), it's doubly true. And I see some of these posts trying to come at him, like we don't know good and damn well there are Black kids like this. I understand the feeling of being wary of being laughed at...but sometimes defensive Black people, you have to assume there's no malice until you SEE THE MALICE. It's better for your sanity, trust me. Cody had no malice here...equality means sometimes being the butt of the joke too. Bill Burr, Gary Owen, there are plenty of non-Black comics great at this.
@genesanders742 жыл бұрын
Yo you said Olan Mills.... Damn that takes me back.
@birdduckylucky28942 жыл бұрын
What about Balaki or A A Ron hehehe 🤣
@JizzinUrhole2 жыл бұрын
@@genesanders74 had to Google it-was disappointed
@sharonqaranivalu51523 жыл бұрын
Im black, 71 female and you are hilarious, I love your facial jokes, you make fun of everybody. Very well thought out material. Never heard of you before so Ill be looking out for more of you in the future. Good luck to you young man.
@codyjwoods3 жыл бұрын
It's an absolutely honor Sharon. I have more on my channel.
@nemojotun12843 жыл бұрын
This is so wholesome both of you
@hillaryb93043 жыл бұрын
I'm a black woman my husband is white he grew up in Kansas. I have to agree with him. When black people are poor you can't always tell but whenever a white person is poor you can immediately tell by how they dress.
@NellieKAdaba3 жыл бұрын
👍🏾
@perillat993 жыл бұрын
Not that it’s necessarily a “good or bad” thing. I, personally in my own personal experience and opinion believe that people of colour they feel a societally “engraved” pressure to always have their kids looking like they’re not struggling, I was raised by a single brown mother, and I would be considered spoiled because I would always have the newest gadgets newest technology newest shoes or iPod or iPhone. But I always knew how the food bank like felt and I knew we were living even below “paycheque to paycheque” but strong resilient independent brown moms’s would never let you feel that way. Only after hitting like 18 Highschool age did it set in. Soo Cody is such an gr8standup comedian because he speaks from a place of realism, his example of the way that this kid JaMarcus always had the new shoes and was always confident about them. In direct; even almost opposite situations where Cody as a young “trailer trash” type of young person, (to be extremely crass and simplistic!! He’s obvs has a lot more depth to his knowledge) was going to school in the telltale white non brand name clothes for more than one day in a row or during the week having to use the same clothes
@perillat993 жыл бұрын
Growing up my native Canadian indigenous mother single mother always always always made sure that I wasn’t acting like some type of silver spoon rich kid to the other children I went to school with. She would often offer rides home to the children in my school who didn’t have enough money that day for the bus ride home, at the time surely I was obviously embarrassed but looking back now I’m so glad that she instilled this deep responsibility of empathy. respect; and the ability to not be an elitist. One thing that sticks out that she told me is that “nobody is better than somebody else”, you could be a successful banker wall Street downtown big city office and all that. but if a homeless person/someone down on their luck. Asked you for money on the street or even just a simple handshake and awknowledgement and you denied them that basic human decency then you’re not rich at all. Your poor in the only thing that matters. Being human decency,respect,empathy; and kindness U cannot take your money to the grave with yoy
@crappyaccount3 жыл бұрын
@Auntie Nunya I mean tbh being a poor black Southerner we were on welfare, but we didn't spend our cash that way. Im from the city so i wasnt farming and shit, but while I wasn't sent to school looking any kinda way, we also didn't blow cash on KFC or Popeye's (side note: I'm actually from Louisiana and Popeye's kinda sucks) nor cancer sticks. Sometimes people just have shitty life situations and there's nothing wrong with needing help, it doesn't mean people on it are lazy or stupid or bad with money, or vice versa for the people who aren't. There's a balance between appearances and blowing cash sure but we aren't all just completely ignorant to that fact. Just commenting to say don't assume all of us are like the people on your street.
@slimtee23 жыл бұрын
@Auntie Nunya simply stating, all poor black families are not what you are describing. Stop the negative stereotyping, while trying to use your family as an example saying that all poor white people apparently flourish from being poor, which is not true. Many black people have success beyond poverty. Just because you don't know any of us, doesn't mean we don't exist.
@yongewok3 жыл бұрын
This is what it looks like to understand the line. He didn't cross it, and pulled back when it got close. You don't teach or fake that, that's the community love understanding. This dude his hilarious
@shinyguy12 жыл бұрын
Funny how “the line” is only for non black folks. Black comedians say whatever the fuck they want about any other race and it doesn’t even have to be accurate, they get zero push back
@yongewok2 жыл бұрын
@@shinyguy1 Zero push pack is not true, maybe you're not paying attention to the right global sources.
@yongewok2 жыл бұрын
@@brainderp808 If you know then you know, if you dont then you dont. I'm not your teacher. If you're not sure of the line, then stick to what you know
@yongewok2 жыл бұрын
@@brainderp808 Maybe there isn't, just individual cases. Whether or not there's always an objective line, you should know what is meant by it and if you dont, well... Just do what you're going to do. You can do what you want but understand other people exist and they can do things too, and ask questions later. People tend to learn the hard way, right.
@theeidofe97162 жыл бұрын
@@yongewok nothing but facts.
@ca88242 жыл бұрын
This was a certified hood classic.
@CarmonSandiego7 ай бұрын
LMAOOOOOOO! 😂 100%
@thenotorioustruth67893 жыл бұрын
This is how you make black and white jokes without sounding racist 😂😂😂😂
@texasunderground84783 жыл бұрын
@Greta Thumberg judging by your name you don't know when you are being mocked either
@jamessantichen19283 жыл бұрын
@Greta Thumberg What are you on?
@21exodus3 жыл бұрын
@Greta Thumberg ur name is Greta, you deserve less in life
@rayman12303 жыл бұрын
@@you_can_call_me_T from a white dude( to make the point to the other person even more true), I just have to give a shout out for how well you articulated such truth in your comment. Much love to you brother.
@you_can_call_me_T3 жыл бұрын
@@rayman1230 Thanks brother, but I'm a lady 😂 I appreciate the love though!
@turquoise9983 жыл бұрын
“Spent $300 on those shoes, now what they’re sideways and s*%^t” *I choked on my air*
@bookwrmxoxo51053 жыл бұрын
I laughed so loud
@kylehereford74423 жыл бұрын
He said Jordan taking a charge 💀
@mr6foot6873 жыл бұрын
Lmaaoooo.... "I started beatin up other white kids to climb the food chain...."...😭😭😭😂😂😂
@cvj20033 жыл бұрын
I am crying 😂 🤣🤣😭😭😭
@kckola47133 жыл бұрын
I'm Eminem.. You're Macklemore..🤣
@ShadowStarMicah243 жыл бұрын
My head hurts from laughing so hard🤣
@user-hp7qn1em5m3 жыл бұрын
Lol Bart did it on THE SIMPSONS
@ShadowStarMicah243 жыл бұрын
@@user-hp7qn1em5m 🤣🤣
@tlhogid6632 жыл бұрын
Shout out from South Africa 🇿🇦 This is so relatable even though I had the opppsite scenario; black girl in a predominantly white school. Wish I could articulate my experiences as humourously as he does. (Thankfully Trevor Noah is representing SA well) Hope to see more of Cody in future 👌🏾
@basedcoins2 жыл бұрын
There are Great White Sharks in SA that are funny than Trevor Noah. 6 years straight of the same Trump jokes... ill pass
@DAMfoxygrampa Жыл бұрын
I didn't even know he was from SA
@May-jv3px4 ай бұрын
Trevor Noah isn’t black though
@blomit4 жыл бұрын
You have to hit kids when your on a budget. That's the line man, build everything around that
@codyjwoods4 жыл бұрын
thanks for watching. Subscribe to my channel cause I got more. Instagram: @codyjwoods
@DJRenee4 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah
@heartbreak254 жыл бұрын
"They only accept one, I'm taking it." Most underrated joke in this skit! Mad love, it's very hard for white comedians to tell racial crossover jokes and he nailed it. I'll look forward to his Netflix special someday soon.
@codyjwoods4 жыл бұрын
Thanks man. That's what I love to hear. More to come on my channel: kzbin.info/www/bejne/op-qmnqLibJ3frs
@encryptedwolf76234 жыл бұрын
I agree with this, right up to the Netflix part, only because I believe he's definitely better than Netflix's woke posturing. They'll always find some way to sanitize speech and jokes that they don't like. However, I also understand if Cody takes a Netflix deal as a means of gaining more exposure and increasing his level of success. I just say best of luck and keep up the great work.
@ritaree1233 жыл бұрын
Me too! He did that ❤️
@thermologo34513 жыл бұрын
It's not very hard
@rasbo43174 жыл бұрын
In the hood we call that ghetto fabulous
@codyjwoods4 жыл бұрын
subscribe to my KZbin for more. instagram @codyjwoods thanks for watching
@mitchmcgatlin75474 жыл бұрын
@@codyjwoods u earned a sub and a follow dude holy shit, haven’t laughed that hard since watching my first ever comedy special as a kid.
@codyjwoods4 жыл бұрын
@@mitchmcgatlin7547 damn bro. Thank you!
@13579hee4 жыл бұрын
You must be old or not black at all. In 2020 no young Black person is saying "ghetto fabulous" 😂😂😂
@13579hee4 жыл бұрын
@Samm Hammer EXACTLY. Sounds like something a White Stylist would say in 2003
@Apixi2 жыл бұрын
"You same sock having ass bitch" ☠️😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤫👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾Oh🤣🤣🤣 He got me on that one. I'm crying😂😂😂
@Saint.questions7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂no lies detected
@Tsuka-bn8hq4 жыл бұрын
That Jordan charge line was the killer
@codyjwoods4 жыл бұрын
I appreciate you. subscribe to my KZbin for more. instagram @codyjwoods
@supportteam68083 жыл бұрын
My grandmother used to always say..."being poor don't mean you have to be dirty and nasty!" Being poor doesn't make you undesirable...being nasty and dirty and devoid of ethics and values...given over ONLY to carnal desires is what makes you undesirable. Huge difference that we have lost sight of.
@thandoreviews88863 жыл бұрын
here here
@nihilusJ902 жыл бұрын
Amen!
@celeste17372 жыл бұрын
True but who is thinking like that from 7th year/6th grade through year 11/10th grade??
@supportteam68082 жыл бұрын
@@celeste1737 Kids think the things parents teach them...and of the things friends and Television and music teaches them. Parents have given their children over to entertainers and tik tok.
@cjleveille26262 жыл бұрын
@@theodorerobert6579 seriously hey 😂I was still laughing while reading comments. Then all of a sudden at his/her comment I stopped. Like why bro.
@KrazyKarentv3 жыл бұрын
He definitely went to a all black school for real this cannot be just a joke.
@codyjwoods3 жыл бұрын
many of them. Thanks for watching. sub to my channel for more.
@rong88893 жыл бұрын
@@codyjwoods I will brah.. your act is hilarious!
@sarelito92022 жыл бұрын
Not only good at comedy, but obviously a very wholesome guy.
@williamforsythe91807 ай бұрын
Are you single baby?
@tarajamchenry1713 жыл бұрын
Jokes about race hit different when they're not racist. Edit: Watched it again. Still funny, still NOT RACIST!!
@codyjwoods3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely. Some people try to make it out to be racist cause they want to be some sort of hero unfortunately. But it's always nice to see that the majority of people can see through that stuff. Thanks for watching and I have more on my channel.
@jeffgo57423 жыл бұрын
Lol I’m sure people are out here saying this is racist still.
@Steph-lc7hy3 жыл бұрын
True
@codyjwoods3 жыл бұрын
@Pandaland man I had no idea about this theory. If it’s true it’s kind of ridiculous cause Chappelle’s mom is a phd in African American History. I’m friends with his family but only met Dave once.
@codyjwoods3 жыл бұрын
@Pandaland man just goes to show that the self righteous are always full of shit. The more militant the more full of shit a lot of the time. Anywhere I can read up on that?
@JuniorStarsUTD4 жыл бұрын
The moment you realize you were a fat kid when your shoes used to be sideways 😂 I always wondered why only my shoes looked like that
@ChocolateSundaes4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@codyjwoods4 жыл бұрын
Hilarious
@alesiawilson61434 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@nycerl5p4 жыл бұрын
Damn.
@allwhatilove9143 жыл бұрын
Or maybe we just step strangely... I’m thin and have always been thin and my shoes are still sideways. Nowadays specially heels. So weird! 😅
@MistyCunard3 жыл бұрын
He had to grow up like this, because I did and this is ABSOLUTELY accurate.
@codyjwoods3 жыл бұрын
It's the truth. I got more on my channel. Thanks for being view number 2 million.
@MistyCunard3 жыл бұрын
Cody Woods I feel so honored!! Your commentary made me belly laugh. I’m obviously a girl, but until my big brother hit a growth spurt, I was wearing his hand me downs. 🤣🤣🤣 My hair has always been straight as a stick, mama saved money by cutting my hair at home. I got the scotch tape to the bangs style. I looked like the little Dutch boy until I was 13.
@TheTenCentStory3 жыл бұрын
He must have grew up in Kansas City
@KC-mi6fb2 жыл бұрын
“They only accept ONE and I’m taking it!” I hollered!! 🤣😂🤣😃🤣
@Pclyburnpaytes3 жыл бұрын
“You chose peace why would there be violence” 😂😂😂
@clownchaostime30243 жыл бұрын
Lmao! That's where I completely lost my shit...good lord..I'm freaking crying. And the way he said it...freaking hysterical.
@rogerstarkey54883 жыл бұрын
Sound like history to me...reverse that is
@tinac60874 жыл бұрын
"It's supposed to be Air Jordan, not Ground Jordan..." LMFAO
@codyjwoods4 жыл бұрын
Thanks Tina. I got more for you on my channel if you sub and hit the notify bell: kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZoXZXoKIfrl9kJY
@sharitastinson1093 жыл бұрын
It's true tho, my ex husband is overweight and I felt bad for his J's😂😂😂😂☕
@thermologo34513 жыл бұрын
Really?
@maxkanoff96823 жыл бұрын
He got some well deserved boos for that one ha
@jairomendoza94833 жыл бұрын
@@maxkanoff9682 deserved? That was funny asf, your just soft
@tinamendoza66893 жыл бұрын
"Some of you dont want to laugh cause you got fat kida at home." Lmaol. 😂😂😂🤣
@vincentjohnflorio3 жыл бұрын
It's refreshing to hear comedy unfiltered but that's not mean or bad for the sake of it (like dead baby pitchfork jokes or something). You can get away with a lot of it's true.
@Comedyschule3 жыл бұрын
😂 yooo leave them kids alone 😂😂😂
@TheReCar13 жыл бұрын
I burst out to laughing cuz he ain’t lying 😂😂😂
@dna39303 жыл бұрын
More of the crowd had to laugh cause truth got thrown out. Lmfao
@victoriabradley4493 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@GenesisRockwell Жыл бұрын
This guy is legit funny, need to see more of his work.
@amayzingyoga64033 жыл бұрын
“ I thought we were kool?” “No i’m Eminem, you’re Macklemore.. they only except one, i’m taking it “ 🤣🤣🤣
@MDMAx3 жыл бұрын
Accept*
@Humble-iq5ue3 жыл бұрын
Except one what?
@F_And3 жыл бұрын
Accepy
@samsneadd3 жыл бұрын
As genius and funny as that joke was, I just realized what makes it even more genius, is that is Exactly what Em did to other rappers. If you was a white rapper in the early 2000's even if you did not say anything, chances are you was gonna be destroyed in a song by Em . I think Fred Durst was the lone survivor.🤣
@flyguyry13 жыл бұрын
*accept
@seanldean42133 жыл бұрын
"Can't wear repeats at a black school"😆 classic but true!..😂😂😂
@codyjwoods3 жыл бұрын
indeed. but I learned how to dress thank God. The beatings paid off.
@jedenzet3 жыл бұрын
@@codyjwoods that's just stupid
@GabeOkashiMusic3 жыл бұрын
😂😂This was actually funny! I had the same experience being black when I moved to a majority black school “Yo you wore that shirt last week” 💀💀
@cecegiles45833 жыл бұрын
I bet they didn't know the capital of their state.... Education is important.
@Kattywagon293 жыл бұрын
I still hold on to that don't repeat what you wear thing and I am 41yrs old! LOL. I used to work at this one job where there were mostly Hispanic woman (I'm mixed Hispanic and black) and it was always like a fashion show in there. We would walk down the cubicle aisles like we were on America's Next Top Model. I used to keep a list of what I wore and I would never repeat an outfit for at least 3 weeks. YES, I have that many clothes and also yes, I did sometimes mix and match and YESSSS it was that damn serious! :) The funny thing is that I could really care less before and now after that job, but it was fun at the time.
@cuhloudy3 жыл бұрын
@@cecegiles4583 get that hate out your heart there's no correlation there, you could care a little too much about how stuff like this and be doing well in school :)
@someguy27443 жыл бұрын
I have been wearing two/three pairs of pants for years now and nobody at my college noticed or cared. As long as it is clean, not tacky, not too tight, not too revealing or transparent and appropriate for the occasion - that's good dress etiquette in my book. Now maybe this "obsession" does not derive just from critisizing a person's lack of variety in their wardrobe, but also hygiene - obviously, clothes get stinky/dirty if you don't change and wash them, especially in hotter weather.
@Kattywagon293 жыл бұрын
@@someguy2744 The keyword in your comment is "college". Most people have better things to do in college than worry about what someone else is wearing. Also, bullying and stuff isn't as common.
@K2H1172 жыл бұрын
Great material bud, looking forward to seeing lots more of you.
@BlueLatte-f3f4 жыл бұрын
Did he say, “Thats why I look like I could cook meth if its gluten free”🤦🏾♀️
@codyjwoods4 жыл бұрын
indeed I did
@tbone95093 жыл бұрын
@@codyjwoods indeed you did.
@Sundayhandwound3 жыл бұрын
@@codyjwoods priceless line. Keep em coming, you have a gift!
@bellestarr64843 жыл бұрын
@@codyjwoods You talking right to me and my family - how about lunches getting stolen? Uh uh uh.
@jasminej92383 жыл бұрын
I swear i hollered lmmfao 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@IcejjfishTbone4 жыл бұрын
This is actually so accurate. It be the most broke kids with the most expensive Jordan’s in my school though
@codyjwoods4 жыл бұрын
I found out later in life that was the case actually. The guy with the dopest stuff used to wear his family's stuff that went to another school. He had Iverson's in different colors to match anything and it was ridiculous.
@cecegiles45833 жыл бұрын
No values
@woismaeleth48813 жыл бұрын
Not having so save for college lol
@dasa50233 жыл бұрын
Which is why they stay broke
@Professor_Utonium_3 жыл бұрын
Ghetto rich lol
@Ephemeral823 жыл бұрын
“Just say you don’t want to fight.” HAHAHAHAHAHA! I’m from Brownsville, Brooklyn, NY and that’s hilarious. You’re fighting no matter what.
@taitjones63103 жыл бұрын
Yeah, for real, but saying you don't want to fight and acting scared is a great way to get the drop on fools.
@DarthFurie3 жыл бұрын
I taught for 3 years in a middle school in Brownsville... straight facts
@samsneadd3 жыл бұрын
Rip to Sean Price
@SAKEENAHNYC3 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭 Flatbush, SAME
@laurieb.95553 жыл бұрын
Yup that's it you're fighting no way out
@justinholloway5210 Жыл бұрын
lol he nailed it; as a black guy when he said "just tell them you don't want to fight" I almost died.
@nobodyaskedmebut89624 жыл бұрын
Okay but guys can we just talk about how the comedian came to the comments to reply to his supporters? That's that good shit 😌 He obviously also killed this set
@codyjwoods4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the shout out Felicia
@codyjwoods4 жыл бұрын
I gotta admit.... it's been a week and I got tired. Didn't expect half a million in a week but then again I kinda did too. It's a lot of comments to respond to though.
@simplemoney18334 жыл бұрын
Made me like him even more
@codyjwoods3 жыл бұрын
@@simplemoney1833 The pleasure is all mine
@simplemoney18333 жыл бұрын
Dead ass
@Totmorgen03 жыл бұрын
You can tell when a white comedian grew up or hangs around black people. He's funny!
@codyjwoods3 жыл бұрын
Yep. I was basically raised by a black family while my mom did double shifts. Went to many majority black schools. Then started comedy and ended up in the "urban" comedy circuit. I owe anything I've ever achieved in comedy to black people cause of so many reasons.
@leewilliams24773 жыл бұрын
@@codyjwoods keep it going bro 💯 your set was hilarious and real 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@2020girlygirl3 жыл бұрын
@@codyjwoods you are hilarious 😊
@thermologo34513 жыл бұрын
@@codyjwoods aight bro , keep that same energy when you make it
@omarrashadyahudah35323 жыл бұрын
Factual so true
@YaMommasNextDoorNeighbor3 жыл бұрын
"The Jordan sign isn't even dunking anymore, he's taking a charge...".......lol.
@vincentjohnflorio3 жыл бұрын
Thank you because I honestly didn't catch the first bit.
@kylehereford74423 жыл бұрын
🤣💀
@devaughnsalter73793 жыл бұрын
That line, alone, had me in tears laughing.
@codyjwoods3 жыл бұрын
thanks for watching
@codyjwoods3 жыл бұрын
@@devaughnsalter7379 so glad
@BlaecOleander2 жыл бұрын
Omg! This is so true. I have WAY more clothing than I'll ever need because of psychological scars left over from accidentally wearing the same jeans twice in a week in elementary school and getting roasted for it 😭😭😭 Black people 🥴🥴🥴🥴
@genxx27242 жыл бұрын
I have scars, too, but I hate shopping. I have good taste and I want to look good, but I have zero interest in shopping and finding things. I think it’s resistance as a result of that trauma, if that makes any sense.
@godvibesonly71374 жыл бұрын
Fat kids in Jordan’s 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀 that was genius
@godvibesonly71374 жыл бұрын
@@BashouEx bad investment lol
@codyjwoods4 жыл бұрын
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@aaronbravo76904 жыл бұрын
Walking around bending them and shit💀🤣🤣🤣 had me dead
@ancientfuture96904 жыл бұрын
It's true. It's like stuffing a fresh pair of Jordans with loaves of bread.
@byanymeansnecessary3984 жыл бұрын
@@ancientfuture9690 lmao. I dont get it.
@derrickhamilton3424 жыл бұрын
Jordan not even dunking, now he taking a charge. LMAO
@codyjwoods4 жыл бұрын
Subscribe to my channel cause I got more. Instagram: @codyjwoods Thanks for watching.
4 жыл бұрын
i didn't understand this part. taking a charge?
@AO-wg9ne4 жыл бұрын
@ a charge is a call in the game of basketball
@sd81a464 жыл бұрын
@@codyjwoods you legit bruh 😄😂
@SneakerFetish4204 жыл бұрын
That got me too
@derrekw34933 жыл бұрын
You have to be from the hood to fully understand why that part about his mom saying "just tell them you don't want to fight" is so hilarious🤣🤣🤣 doesn't quite work like that
@shinyguy12 жыл бұрын
No it’s the same shit everywhere with kids.
@derrekw34932 жыл бұрын
@@shinyguy1 it’s not… stop trolling
@derrekw34932 жыл бұрын
@@jamestyndall8709 that literally makes no sense kid. Stop trolling
@jamestyndall87092 жыл бұрын
@@derrekw3493 What part of that don't make sense to you bruh? Just because you don't get what someone is saying doesn't mean they're trolling
@derrekw34932 жыл бұрын
@@jamestyndall8709 stop trolling kid...
@weeble_kneivel6982 жыл бұрын
Dude is funny af I would definitely watch a stand-up comedy special of his.
@realmyspaceboss4 жыл бұрын
Saw the title and was skeptical about how this would go. He nailed it.
@codyjwoods4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the chance
@TheDarkWolfHunter3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha I saw this title and knew it would be gold
@bullswoodworks83983 жыл бұрын
"Spent 300$ on his shoes and now what they sideways and shit!" FUNYY AF.
@codyjwoods3 жыл бұрын
thanks for checking it out. I got more on my channel.
@DarthFurie3 жыл бұрын
That shit hit me STRAIGHT in my chest!! Lmaooo
@Dageka3 жыл бұрын
This one had me on the floor!
@averageconsumer32123 жыл бұрын
This was the funniest line by far. You always see big dudes with wide ass shit shoes cause they be walking sideways and shit.
@miguelcastaneda72363 жыл бұрын
Yup and cant even tie shoe strings
@Soopology3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely zero lies told here. We only accepted one cool white dude. His name was “White Boy Steve” 😂 Edit: To weird white people & goofies alike: With less than 1% white people at our schools, with him being cool with it, let alone it being a dope ass nickname, YES WE WERE COOL WITH CALLING HIM THIS.
@MylesB93-3 жыл бұрын
LMFAO was his name even Steve???
@Soopology3 жыл бұрын
@@MylesB93- 😂 yea. We at least gave him that respect
@MylesB93-3 жыл бұрын
@@Soopology 😂😂😂
@herbalessence513 жыл бұрын
Ours was white boy justin 😂😂😂
@galedribble95353 жыл бұрын
@Adam Alfred damn you boxed him out? Yall was strict
@ReginaDillard2 жыл бұрын
OMG! So many hilarious, on-point references. You have to watch it at least 5 times to catch them all. Good job, Cody!
@codyjwoods4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the love Chocolate Sundaes Laugh Factory. Best weekly show in the country!
@anotidamuzanenhamo58544 жыл бұрын
Aye, you're going places bruh! That was hilarious lmao
@codyjwoods4 жыл бұрын
@@anotidamuzanenhamo5854 glad you enjoyed
@bastiat68654 жыл бұрын
Excellent set. There's a lot of funny in real life experiences when you know who to tell the story. And you did it well. Bless up. I want to see you get that big stage.
@codyjwoods4 жыл бұрын
@@bastiat6865 thank you
@belaayya50944 жыл бұрын
I was a poor white kid in South Central LA in the 90s. I'm a parole officer now, and I can vouch that none of that crap has changed! My black guys all dress to the nines, and my white guys all dress like duelling banjos. My black guys are in houses so broke down they're sliding off the foundations, and my white guys are in trailers sliding off their wheels. Black guys keep good teeth and a shitty car and white guys keep a gigantic raised truck and blackened meth teeth.
@planejayne89473 жыл бұрын
“Fat kid in Jordans” 😂😂 this dude be knowin’ lmao
@KNByam3 жыл бұрын
He's right, spend 300 on a pair but you put them on and they all leaning. 😂
@wileecoyote57493 жыл бұрын
*this dude knows
@planejayne89473 жыл бұрын
@@wileecoyote5749 nah bruh - if the kid was wearing loafers, it would be “this dude knows” - based on what he just described it’s definitely “this dude be knowin’ “ 😂😂 context is everything
@codyjwoods3 жыл бұрын
yep. Thanks for watching.
@meganb.higgins9733 жыл бұрын
I also grew up as a poor white kid in a trailer, and I almost spit my coffee out laughing lmao 🤣
@kaikenjr2 жыл бұрын
This guy is funny We need more of him😂😂
@antlava87044 жыл бұрын
"I'm eminem you're Mclemore" lolll na he killed it
@codyjwoods4 жыл бұрын
haha thanks Ant. Subscribe to my channel cause I got more. Instagram: @codyjwoods
@antlava87044 жыл бұрын
@@codyjwoods definitely will! Don't be scared to speak ya mind if it's funny it's funny loll this shit was funny, salute 🤙🏾
@codyjwoods4 жыл бұрын
@@antlava8704 🙏
@daniboiyy4 жыл бұрын
"they only accept one"
@Uncday-day4 жыл бұрын
As a teacher in a low income school this man is on to something
@codyjwoods3 жыл бұрын
HAHA that comment made me laugh. I have more on my channel if you're interested.
@latze743 жыл бұрын
In this case is "onto", teach. Unless you're a PE teacher...
@Uncday-day3 жыл бұрын
@@latze74 Thanks for the catch. This is why editors exist.
@RyRy123ism3 жыл бұрын
“Well if he didn’t want a confrontation? Why would they proceed?” Roflmao
@kayfuller73043 жыл бұрын
That KILLED me! 😂😂😂😂😂
@johnhein253910 ай бұрын
The confused white women who believe that generally become teachers.
@TheMwendaa6 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@briantbmoth64722 жыл бұрын
The sideways shoes! Hilarious 😂
@KellyStamps3 жыл бұрын
I hope to see you on Netflix 😂
@tangleduniverse50423 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@cooladam21673 жыл бұрын
Bix dabba doobah nahwahamsawyin bahhhhh finna get a you be raysis
@joanna26423 жыл бұрын
Ahhhh Kelly watches cody
@cryosteam39443 жыл бұрын
stampede queen
@lizziek.52943 жыл бұрын
Fix your posture!!
@Najuma_Ali3 жыл бұрын
"Well if he didn't want a confrontation why would they proceed?" 😂 Edit: 665 likes? Is there a brave enough soul to add one more?
@codyjwoods3 жыл бұрын
haha thanks for watching. Very heart warming to see people laughing at this. I have more on my channel if you're interested.
@ydasda42103 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤓🤓🤓🤣🤣🤣
@tecklafurro20403 жыл бұрын
@@codyjwoods Continue writing I loved it , you have a gift
@codyjwoods3 жыл бұрын
@@tecklafurro2040 thanks Teckla. I got more on my channel.
@lalaland53323 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂
@philsmith83063 жыл бұрын
Wow, I didn't expect that level of funny from a white boy named Cody. A white comedian that can relate to the struggle and make blacks laugh out loud through his whole set is a special talent. "Jordan taking a charge"....STOP IT!!! 😂🤣😭💀☠
@bc69022 жыл бұрын
What’s white got anything to do with it are you being racist huh huh??
@SM-fk5or2 жыл бұрын
Another day, another person that has to bring up race and victimhood for no reason whatsoever
@metaLungiez2 жыл бұрын
@@SM-fk5or White people created the concept of race, then created a society based on strict racial hegemony, now they're complaining that people care about race? Make it make sense.
@SM-fk5or2 жыл бұрын
@@metaLungiez 1. I’m not white 🤡 2. White people didn’t create the concept of race, you give them too much credit 🙄 3. Racìsm has existed long before whites ventured into other continents. Read a book and apply some common sense if you’re capable of it 🤦🏾♂️
@deshawnwilliams19702 жыл бұрын
@@SM-fk5or wrong , slavery existed before white people were created, but no. Racism is SOLELY FROM WHITE PEOPLE, racism doesn’t apply to just slavery, a slave could earn their freedom damn near everywhere in the world including Latin America before white people ventured out . But that’s just physical racism, their isn’t systematic racism anywhere except the country’s led by white people currently in the world. Your delusional
@sheispower45952 жыл бұрын
"They only accept one, I'm taking it" 😭😭😂😂🤣🤣
@pierreking513 жыл бұрын
The Eminem and Macklemore analogy is spot on, black people embrace Em but we don’t fuck with Macklemore
@Loveboylove19893 жыл бұрын
This whole set was hysterical but that line almost killed me OMG
@ampollard70413 жыл бұрын
That's b.cuz Em had that inside out oreo thing going on
@mjg2393 жыл бұрын
"black people embrace Em" unless you're *Lord Jamar* 👺
@kylehereford74423 жыл бұрын
We only accept one FAX
@ProtectoroftheRealm3 жыл бұрын
Long as you embrace yourself, my black friends embrace me. Never acted outside my character. My wife is full blown white girl, most her friends are black. Atlanta/Dallas Burbs.
@ThatBlackPiano3 жыл бұрын
“Ugh! Peasants! There’s undesirables everywhere!” Sounds like me!
@ThatBlackPiano3 жыл бұрын
@Bruce Blazer 😅What?
@Alisha16863 жыл бұрын
Lol.. I fuckin fell out
@MegatronManiac4 жыл бұрын
he is killin it!!
@linaluv2152 жыл бұрын
Dude is funny as hell. Ok now it's time to binge watch all of his stuff 🗣️
@laurenadkins72073 жыл бұрын
I was like “this shit better be good” and it was 😭
@codyjwoods3 жыл бұрын
I think that's why it has so many views. People angry clicked it. Glad you liked it. I got more on my channel.
@asanitheafrofuturist4 жыл бұрын
A white guy hasn't made me laugh this hard since Bill Burr roasted white women on SNL 😂
@asanitheafrofuturist4 жыл бұрын
@cm. CG 😂😂
@codyjwoods4 жыл бұрын
Thanks Asani. I got many more.
@mariomendez57904 жыл бұрын
You just sit there and take your talkin to
@asanitheafrofuturist4 жыл бұрын
@@mariomendez5790 huh
@mariomendez57904 жыл бұрын
It's a quote from Bill Burr's SNL Monologue
@sergeybrin97653 жыл бұрын
The gluten free meth line was golden, the facial expression when you took the charge was amazing and I nearly lost it when you said Ground Jordan :) Amazing set bro, killed it :) Sounds like growing up in a predominantly black neighbourhood in the U.S. is not dissimilar to growing up in a neighbourhood with a predominantly Indigenous population in suburban Australia. These places may have their social problems but there often seems to be a stronger sense of community spirit and local pride and less of an individualistic attitude amongst the people, and from personal experience in Aus and from what I have seen in North America, rather than being greeted with the same intolerance, suspicion and racism their ancestors used against minority Black and Indigenous people in the past, most white people who find themselves as the ethnic minority in a Black community are usually treated as family ❤️ Thanks for shining a light on why our differences amongst races, cultures and ethnicities makes the world such a fascinating place Cody, especially in such divisive times 🤙🏻🌻
@shockafter72 жыл бұрын
I can relate as a white boy growing up in South Auckland, New Zealand.