Poor Black People Dress Different Than Poor White People - Cody Woods - Standup Comedy

Cody Woods talks about growing up broke in San Francisco/Kansas City. He realized that broke Black people have a different sense of drip in comparison to poor white people.
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[@maxxeddy6227]

“Fat kid in Jordan’s - total waste of money” 😂😂😂

[@zubby3846]

Word word

[@MistahKayotic420]

bahahaha

[@codyjwoods]

Thanks again Max

[@wartanabadanooh7157]

I didn't get that joke 😔

[@cello_thomaz1557]

Sideways j

[@mrsetamayple]

“You chose peace why would there be violence” 😹😹😹😹

[@codyjwoods]

Thank you Seta🙏

[@umarhasans.7245]

🤣

[@BIGRIICHLAGAMING]

@@codyjwoods bro u got me crying my nigga !! Foreal u got next yo comedy doesn’t see color and u not changing yoself to something your not ! Keep it up bro

[@codyjwoods]

@@BIGRIICHLAGAMING happy to hear it! Sub and hit the notification bell on my channel for more stuff!

[@blckbldng]

that sounds exactly like dave chapelle's white people

[@romanaa7070]

I'm impressed at how much he got me to laugh in only 4 minutes while randomly scrolling KZbin and never hearing of him before. This guy is good

[@JSamad]

No cap this guy is pretty good, made me tear up from laughing

[@samanthab1923]

Right? Same here. He’s a blast. God luck 🙏🏻

[@monicarenee7949]

Yes I don’t usually laugh out loud even if it’s funny, I’m up here rolling loud as hell

[@Zlenny]

that "gluten free meth" line was so underrated, that was comedy gold.

[@innertubez]

“You have to hit kids if you’re on a budget.” That’s such an underrated line lmaooo

[@chopstyx141]

Bruh that shit sent me 😂😂

[@BossManSays]

Fucking facts

[@oldmanfromoc7684]

I know some rich white kids that could use a ass whipping, I'm related to them!

[@mmathabanampya8379]

A whole masters degree dissertation. So loaded😅

[@permafrost0979]

That's abusive behavior, but he explained it soooo wellll lol. There's no privileges to take away 😭 😂

[@jamesknight2300]

"I thought we were friends!!" "No, I'm Eminem, you're Macklemore. They only accept one!" 😭😭😭😭

[@codyjwoods]

Thanks for checking it out James. Got more on my channel if you wanna sub and hit that bell: kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZoXZXoKIfrl9kJY

[@lostinsauce4515]

That wasn't even a joke, that's gospel truth, you gotta learn that quick

[@codyjwoods]

@@lostinsauce4515 yep

[@is.that.Mazzi.]

@@codyjwoods 😭my Puerto Rican friend looks white and does a similar joke but when we’re around white people he tricks them into thinking he’s white and then blows their mind and speaks like he’s never lived in America

[@86eastbay]

@@codyjwoods That was hella funny man holy shit.

[@meganb.higgins973]

I also grew up as a poor white kid in a trailer, and I almost spit my coffee out laughing lmao 🤣

[@MericaBack2backWWChampions]

I grew up poor as sh!t. I remember being a freshman and getting made fun of because my dad found a pair of size 13 chuck Taylors. I wore them because I didn't have a choice. I was a size 10 at the time. So embarrassing being that kid. I fought a lot because everyone always picked on me for my clothes. By the end of freshman year I had started my own business doing landscaping and washing vehicles. At 15 years old I was making about $60 a day working for 3 or 4 hours every day after school. It built character and made me stronger. Now I make more than most everyone who made fun of me.

[@mikeyh0]

That's the lesson. When life gives you lemons, you don't cut down the tree.

[@dankjankings7339]

I used to sell drugs in high school and made more money than the teachers. I was also poor as shit. But never got picked on because I had chest hair at 13 and was already 6ft and also had 9 brothers and sisters older.

[@ALLforROME]

​@@dankjankings7339chest hair 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@madtownangler]

I had a hairy chest in sixth grade. I thought I was awesome until later when I started sweating LOL.

[@MericaBack2backWWChampions]

@@madtownangler i had hairy pits in 3rd 😂

[@2tonecapone585]

“Fat kids in Jordan’s, total waste of money” 😭😭😭

[@Dracula_sb]

Im fucking weak 🤣🤣🤣

[@raymondamoody8976]

But it’s true tho

[@kylehereford7442]

Jordan taking a charge🤣

[@trentonsmessenger]

Recycled joke

[@deziboy5150]

Supposed to be air jordan, not ground jordan. 💀💀💀

[@keetopuffs]

You have to hit kids when you're on a budget 😆😆

[@goodguy...badrep.]

Yep. Can't take their Xbox if they never had one.

[@codyjwoods]

put some black under the kids eye and save the green. thanks for watching. subscribe to my KZbin for more. instagram @codyjwoods

[@uncleiroh4650]

@@codyjwoods Yes. The classic “black under the eye trick”. Rub a little eye shadow on the kid so they get catch a few haymakers at school. Brings me back

[@Cambrella2022]

That had me goneeeeeeeeeeee lmaoo

[@AO-wg9ne]

@@uncleiroh4650 that's mean. 😳

[@ca8824]

This was a certified hood classic.

[@CarmonSandiego]

LMAOOOOOOO! 😂 100%

[@lewisedwardson7776]

That was 100% facts. I was a white kid that lived in a trailer and went to a nearly all-black school. I understood all of this real quick, and it was very infuriating as well as scary, to have the adults that were in control of everyone's' lives be so clueless. In school, when somebody wants to fight you, you are now going to get fought AND punished no matter what you do, and oftentimes in some of these really messed up schools, the people going around starting fights with everyone aren't even getting punished and that's the reason they're able to act that way every day. When a group of people are about to attack you, and everyone is watching, the teacher's advice is not going to work. The adults all tell you to basically act like a wimp, say you don't want to fight, and run to a teacher for help. But what they're not considering is that you have to survive for 7-8 hours a day in that building with these same people for years. Snitch on them today and they will find you again. If they get expelled, their friends will find you and it will be even worse. And other people watching will want to attack you too, because you made yourself "look like a bitch". When people are bullying and attacking you, especially physically, you have to stand up for yourself, it's the only way to survive, and schools need to ALLOW you to stand up for yourself. For me, getting constantly reprimanded for defending myself was way more traumatizing to me than the people that would gang up on me and slam my head into concrete. Fights I could handle, physical pain I could handle, but feeling like I had no choice but to be a victim, getting punished just for hitting back, made me feel like the whole world was against me, because my whole world was. And his joke about hitting his friend to rise up the food chain is realer than it sounds. A lot of the kids that started fights with me were actually other white kids that acted like they were my friends and then attacked me in front of everyone, so they wouldn't get bullied, because they were bullies. I even said some mean things to kids a couple of times in elementary school to try and climb up that food chain, but I didn't like how it felt and I regretted it, I felt like I should have been defending them instead, but I was a kid under pressure that wasn't thinking straight, and I made a mistake. These schools are toxic. Adults are running these schools like they don't remember what it was like to be in them. They aren't, won't, and can't, protect kids from every negative experience. So they need to let them protect themselves when no one else will. Otherwise they are forcing them to spend their formative years as victims.

[@WCCXtra]

Very well said! I'm in total agreement with you.

[@AkshayKumar-ue1fp]

No blacks will comment under this thread.

[@jayjonah83]

"look like I can cook meth, if it's gluten free" "Jordan ain't dunking no more, he's taking a charge" - those 2 did me in

[@innerpowerup]

Me too!

[@BrooklynSaunders718]

It's the "I'm Eminem ur Macklemore. They only accept 1 I'm taking it" for me...dead

[@ispoilers9535]

Yep. Same.

[@rashawnhoward7553]

I heard of air Jordan, but Ground Jordan

[@devantemoore711]

Ground jordan lmao

[@astheskylarksings]

I’m blk and I definitely laughed when his mom said, “Why don’t you just tell them that you don’t want to fight?”

[@mancube7645]

@@codyjwoods Cody you killed it.You need to be on Zooming with the Homies. Will subscribe to your channel asap. ✌ from South Africa.

[@PJ-vh6jr]

I had a similar upbringing and that's exactly the kind of advice my mother would give lol

[@codyjwoods]

@@PJ-vh6jr some people don’t realize that people don’t always pick fights, the fights pick you.

[@codyjwoods]

@@mancube7645 I’ll look into Zooming with the homies. Thanks for the subscribe

[@zerubbabelsbridge]

@@codyjwoods 🤣😂

[@lilek3031]

I as black man On behalf of the black man delegation, and the black delegation as a whole approve this comedy 🤣🤣🤣 shit was funny asf 😂

[@scamuelwashington]

Facts 🤣🤣

[@mealtime167]

😂😂😂😂 bro I was dying ..

[@nubianpaige]

I'm a Black lady apart of said committee and voted "nailed it"

[@lawtraf8008]

Who gave you the right to speak on our behalf ?

[@iosoi3145]

@@lawtraf8008 the black delegation did

[@nycgirltee]

Not sure how I got here but I'm glad I did. Wishing you much success! This is hilarious. I really appreciate when comedians can make everyone feel like they can relate and even if they can't we can all laugh together. That's exactly what the world needs. ♥️

[@bmwlane8834]

You are absolutely gorgeous!!!!!

[@lisachalmers5687]

"Jordan's are wasted on fat kids. They get sideways....." the visual is perfect and so true

[@einundsiebenziger5488]

Jordans* (plural, no apostrophe)

[@lisachalmers5687]

@@einundsiebenziger5488 "Jordan Shoes", shortened to Jordan's..... I'm sure you got that high score in grammer. Do you also have a high BMI?

[@VILEPAINTS]

@@lisachalmers5687 idk the bmi but they jordans leaning sideways 🤣

[@billsmith7673]

@@lisachalmers5687 No, you're wrong. Shortened to "Jordans" (plural), not "Jordan's" (possessive). And... your mentioning BMI is indicative of weakness, childishness, ignorance, immaturity, etc. If you want to argue with me about grammar, please bring it on. You won't stand a chance.

[@bigdaddygru]

Oh boy, Here come the grammar police!! Just enjoy the joke!! CUZ we AIN'T got no time for these games, we be chillin'😂

[@codyjwoods]

1 Million in one month. Incredible. Thanks everyone.

[@ChocolateSundaes]

🎉🎉🎉

[@joelherbert3377]

Yo, Cody, I just wanted to quickly say that your content was brilliant. You were able to talk about your experiences with race and cultural differences without even dropping so much as a glimmer of racism or prejudice in your bit...and you managed to do it fucking hilariously. You found the similarities within the divide and material like this, I feel, will actually bring people together. Incredible observation. Thanks, man. Cheers.

[@codyjwoods]

@@joelherbert3377 I think this seems to be the appeal. People seem to be hungry to mend. It’s interesting seeing this cause people are more enthusiastic now than years before. Thanks for watching! I got more on my channel.

[@jaykay2242]

We should be thanking you, that was brilliant!

[@codyjwoods]

@@jaykay2242 I appreciate it.

[@alliyahdabo7615]

This is so true. My cousin don’t even got sheets on his bed but he definitely gone have the best shoes. 😂

[@Apixi]

"You same sock having ass bitch" ☠️😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤫👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾Oh🤣🤣🤣 He got me on that one. I'm crying😂😂😂

[@Saint.questions]

😂😂😂😂no lies detected

[@jordanaguon1]

Lmfao “if you didn’t want a confrontation why would they proceed?” 😂

[@mc0winn]

When he said that I immediately thought of this white dave Chappelle's character, forgot his name. But it sounded exactly the same

[@Cheeks217]

That part had me rolling 🤣

[@LukaDonesnitch]

If you didn't want to cops to shoot you just comply. 😂 Watch someone take the bait.

[@philcusick3037]

that was a Louis CK moment for me (in the best way). this kid is so good, hope he climbs to the top

[@seanraines5871]

Or just ignore them they'll go away. Yeah right. Lol

[@goodguy...badrep.]

He said he punched his best friend in the face because they only accept ONE, and he's taking it.🤣

[@codyjwoods]

it was well worth it too. f em. subscribe to my KZbin for more. instagram @codyjwoods

[@jayjonah83]

That's some real life Highlander shit right there 😄😄

[@takisbest9871]

@@codyjwoods Big things in ur future bro, you’re one of the only comedians I’ve seen who just don’t miss

[@sharaudramey9336]

i lost it

[@codyjwoods]

@@takisbest9871 I appreciate it man. That’s always the goal. Steph Curry with it.

[@qsister1]

"They only accept one , I'm Eminien and you are Maclamore" 💀💀🤣🤣👏🏽👏🏽

[@tlhogid663]

Shout out from South Africa 🇿🇦 This is so relatable even though I had the opppsite scenario; black girl in a predominantly white school. Wish I could articulate my experiences as humourously as he does. (Thankfully Trevor Noah is representing SA well) Hope to see more of Cody in future 👌🏾

[@basedcoins]

There are Great White Sharks in SA that are funny than Trevor Noah. 6 years straight of the same Trump jokes... ill pass

[@DAMfoxygrampa]

I didn't even know he was from SA

[@alliewassogood9382]

“You chose peace why would there be violence?” I’m in tears 😂😂😂

[@codyjwoods]

Glad you liked it! Sometimes the fights pick you. Got more on my channel if you're bored: kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZoXZXoKIfrl9kJY

[@a.j.8004]

literally TEARS

[@codyjwoods]

@@a.j.8004 thanks. More on my channel if you’re bored

[@a.j.8004]

@@codyjwoods 🥰

[@a.j.8004]

thank you cody - i needed a good laugh today 😂😂😂 lizard jerky (go to florida) lol!!!

[@blakrumba]

"First of all, fat kid and Jordan's is a waste o' money" --- you know he been waiting 20 years to tell that joke. Jamarcus was meeean! 🤷🏾‍♀️🤣🤣🤣He needed to get that lick in, even if it's been a minute since elementary school. 🤣

[@akenihiyama1236]

And the ground jordan tho 😂

[@erina2538]

I was thinking that too ... he thought of that one later! I aint mad at him.

[@hg2460]

Or it’s just annoying to see fat ppl in Jordans

[@jjpds1]

🤣😭😆😆😭🤣 made me lol

[@princellasmith7562]

😆😆😆

[@sarelito9202]

Not only good at comedy, but obviously a very wholesome guy.

[@williamforsythe9180]

Are you single baby?

[@s.wright6945]

His impression of the poor white parents 'goofy, cross eyed with their belly hanging out'... made this Brit lmfao!

[@RobbyTripp]

“They only accept one, I’m taking it.” Lmao this was legit funny.

[@lizoneill1620]

favorite line!

[@Greatestever166]

He's Eminem you Macklemore, We only accept one, Heres to hoping Cody blew up

[@dmoon9037]

Yes, a strong closer line. It has a Highlander flavor to it, lol.

[@purplegirl8036]

The same thing black people do. Fight over who’s going to be the token 😅 weird psychology

[@simplemoney1833]

He’s gonna blow up . His shit resonates with everyone and he can talk to black people without acting black....like tracy Morgan and Dave Chappelle can do with white people.

[@codyjwoods]

It always made me cringe when white comics did that. Thanks for watching

[@TheBeautifultaurus]

black people make white jokes all the time n white comedians be scared to do the same. It’s humor in the truth. This was funny.

[@musicwithj1759]

Ahhh idk about that last statement. Every time Dave imitates “white people”, he uses his “white people” voice. So Dave has to “act white” to talk about “white people”.

[@codyjwoods]

@@musicwithj1759 but that’s a basic comedy technique to allow the listener a clear image of who is speaking in the story. It’s not due to white people needing to hear their stereotypes voice in order to comprehend the material.

[@codyjwoods]

@Dr. Fucking Bright yep. Live and in the pixel flesh.

[@manuginobilisbaldspot424]

As an inner city teacher with plenty of Jamarcuses and Cody's throughout, he ain't lyin'. As a poor Black kid whose mom literally had a wardbrobe designated as 'school clothes' and 'picture day clothes' (yes, one specific outfit for picture day, lest Lifetouch and/or Olan Mills messed it up), it's doubly true. And I see some of these posts trying to come at him, like we don't know good and damn well there are Black kids like this. I understand the feeling of being wary of being laughed at...but sometimes defensive Black people, you have to assume there's no malice until you SEE THE MALICE. It's better for your sanity, trust me. Cody had no malice here...equality means sometimes being the butt of the joke too. Bill Burr, Gary Owen, there are plenty of non-Black comics great at this.

[@genesanders74]

Yo you said Olan Mills.... Damn that takes me back.

[@birdduckylucky2894]

What about Balaki or A A Ron hehehe 🤣

[@JizzinUrhole]

@@genesanders74 had to Google it-was disappointed

[@dodeka]

Dude!!!! This guy used to come thru to mine n my buddies open mics in the Bay Area, waaay back in the day! Good to see he’s still killin it!!!

[@turquoise998]

“Spent $300 on those shoes, now what they’re sideways and s*%^t” *I choked on my air*

[@bookwrmxoxo5105]

I laughed so loud

[@kylehereford7442]

He said Jordan taking a charge 💀

[@thenotorioustruth6789]

This is how you make black and white jokes without sounding racist 😂😂😂😂

[@texasunderground8478]

@Greta Thumberg judging by your name you don't know when you are being mocked either

[@jamessantichen1928]

@Greta Thumberg What are you on?

[@21exodus]

@Greta Thumberg ur name is Greta, you deserve less in life

[@rayman1230]

@@you_can_call_me_T from a white dude( to make the point to the other person even more true), I just have to give a shout out for how well you articulated such truth in your comment. Much love to you brother.

[@you_can_call_me_T]

@@rayman1230 Thanks brother, but I'm a lady 😂 I appreciate the love though!

[@shekyadavis1988]

Funny as crap!!! All of these are legit. I was a Military kid and my dad’s last station was Albany…Georgia…we got crap for being “rich”😒 from kids on both side of the fence(we ain’t have no money lol) so I have literally seen and heard, like 98% of this. His presentation was spot on.👌🏾

[@K2H117]

Great material bud, looking forward to seeing lots more of you.

[@Incessuserro]

This guy didn't just walk that very thin line of a white comedian telling jokes about black people to black people. He fucking tap danced all over that line.

[@viscountrainbows6452]

He cripwalked on it

[@iamergoproxy3476]

@@viscountrainbows6452 facts

[@lisaallen9578]

Because if there’s one thing that gets you respect and a pass, it’s being white abs growing up with all black ppl. It’s like you earned it.

[@DarkXie]

@@lisaallen9578 nah you don’t. We don’t gaf lol

[@devaughnsalter7379]

And I enjoyed every minute of it.

[@mr6foot687]

Lmaaoooo.... "I started beatin up other white kids to climb the food chain...."...😭😭😭😂😂😂

[@cvj2003]

I am crying 😂 🤣🤣😭😭😭

[@kckola4713]

I'm Eminem.. You're Macklemore..🤣

[@ShadowStarMicah24]

My head hurts from laughing so hard🤣

[@user-hp7qn1em5m]

Lol Bart did it on THE SIMPSONS

[@ShadowStarMicah24]

@@user-hp7qn1em5m 🤣🤣

[@ReginaDillard]

OMG! So many hilarious, on-point references. You have to watch it at least 5 times to catch them all. Good job, Cody!

[@lawrencejwalters-smith8671]

"Well if you didn't want confrontation why would they proceed?"🤣🤣🤣 Solid set fr fr.

[@Donni_P]

He Killed that whole set.

[@codyjwoods]

subscribe to my KZbin for more. instagram @codyjwoods

[@getaura1]

yesss

[@karlcain1068]

@@codyjwoods How are you < 1K KZbin Subs & refined at this level of the craft? Did you just create an account yesterday? The world really is backwards.... lol. Please don’t give up, your future fans are still asleep. You’re about to hit broad demographics guy...

[@kissy0k8]

Definitely! Lol

this is kinda true. poor black families do not want the school to know their situation. not necessary the name brand stuff. that's only certain people.

[@codyjwoods]

Yep.

[@durellpowell736]

Yep, because then the system be tryna take our kids and lock us up.

[@bobbyhempel1513]

@@durellpowell736 nope the government will just give you more money.

[@bobbyhempel1513]

Why they will just give you more money.

[@DC-cz2sr]

@@bobbyhempel1513 but why people like you always leave out the trailer park trash and the poor whites that live in the projects too blacks are not the only ones getting government assistance so don't be onesided there are more poor whites than blacks due to population difference 🧐

[@chakydd]

I didn't want this to end 🤣🤣 Thank you 💜

[@codyslade5558]

Great stand up. You are truly hilarious. Thank you for posting this video.

[@PyroLeo1]

Solid set. I lost it at "I'm Eminem, you're Macklemore."

[@codyjwoods]

I'm glad you caught that. Subscribe to my channel cause I got more. Instagram: @codyjwoods

[@BeeSugar1]

Same!!🤣🤣🤣

[@miat696]

Cody Woods dope 😂

[@doubtingthomas3023]

I want this to be longer he’s Funny as HELL

[@HipNoticQ]

@@codyjwoods great job, bro!!! You had me cracking up from beginning to end! Wish your set was longer on here!!

[@ShiningXwolf]

As another white boy that went to an all black school.... this shit is all factual, there were no jokes involved in the making of this

[@greasykremlin7193]

Hell yeah I grew up poor in a school where atleast half the people were black I relate with everything dude is saying.

[@keilagomesborges5889]

Did you guys enjoy it ?

[@PrincessZaire100]

Even if my mom had to make my clothes, I was gonna look nice for school

[@repunklican1181]

@@greasykremlin7193 honestly it isn't cause extra money in the budget, it's cause daddy flipped a pack and balled out or mom sold some foodstamps

[@greasykremlin7193]

@@repunklican1181 Ayo?

[@Exhaustedhighlighter]

Solid standup all the way through, he’s great

[@briantbmoth6472]

The sideways shoes! Hilarious 😂

[@DuskTheViking]

This is what race jokes look like when you put love into the joke instead of hate.

[@NostGold]

You'll have to explain what 'hate' and 'love' is in a joke, because you can still mock someone without using swear words or being derogatory. To me he alluded to the typical stereotype of black people being violent and aggressive and not understanding what the alternative looks like in walking away or choosing 'peace', imo the joke was distasteful among other quips he made. I get that comedy is art imitating life, and subjectivism adds to the nuances of one's performance, but reaching for the age old stereotypes cos its low hanging fruit, really cements the lackadaisical efforts of this comedian.

[@Rogerdo]

@@NostGold hard to be mad at him when he’s speaking from personal experience and black people in the audience are agreeing with him.

[@Rogerdo]

Comedy holds no responsibility but to make people laugh. That’s literally it. This guy was in a mixed room making the all races of people he turned his comedy toward laugh. Nothing is for everybody, you’ll always have people complaining but I think there are way more people that would enjoy his set than there are that wouldn’t. Mission accomplished.

[@Rogerdo]

@@NostGold quick question, how much of what he said was untrue?

[@Rogerdo]

@@NostGold you want to be a victim so damn bad. It’s whatever though. I’ll agree to disagree.

[@truthmuzik852]

As a black man, he had me rollin 😂😂.. All the stuff he said was straight facts. I laughed the whole 4 mins. Hope to see in somewhere big in the future!!

[@lalo1231]

Facts he funny af lol

[@tamarap4201]

Me too‼️

[@killaskrilla5320]

Lol word that Pet Co comment hit lmao

[@truthmuzik852]

Bruh. That joke had me cryin!!

[@blakeemel3819]

Didn’t laugh at all…

[@kaikenjr]

This guy is funny We need more of him😂😂

[@chocolateserenity]

This was legit funny ass hell! Had me rolling! 😂😂😂😂Great job!👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[@tinac6087]

"It's supposed to be Air Jordan, not Ground Jordan..." LMFAO

[@codyjwoods]

Thanks Tina. I got more for you on my channel if you sub and hit the notify bell: kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZoXZXoKIfrl9kJY

[@sharitastinson109]

It's true tho, my ex husband is overweight and I felt bad for his J's😂😂😂😂☕

[@thermologo3451]

Really?

[@maxkanoff9682]

He got some well deserved boos for that one ha

[@jairomendoza9483]

@@maxkanoff9682 deserved? That was funny asf, your just soft

[@kylapimp7443]

I would like to see him come up. He is not scared

[@bcimterriblewtitles]

Yes 😂

[@esosequees2365]

He knows that the black rooms are hard... you gotta prove to us that you're really funny

[@bcimterriblewtitles]

@@esosequees2365 I swear it’s an initiation 😂💯

[@SupaBlank]

the shit at the end floored me, hilarious

[@silkyjohnson4519]

Twitter would cancel him real quick

[@MsBdoll87]

Lmbo! Where is heeeeee??? This was perfect!!! The air jordan taking a charge had me rolling!

[@GenesisRockwell]

This guy is legit funny, need to see more of his work.

[@tarajamchenry171]

Jokes about race hit different when they're not racist. Edit: Watched it again. Still funny, still NOT RACIST!!

[@codyjwoods]

Absolutely. Some people try to make it out to be racist cause they want to be some sort of hero unfortunately. But it's always nice to see that the majority of people can see through that stuff. Thanks for watching and I have more on my channel.

[@jeffgo5742]

Lol I’m sure people are out here saying this is racist still.

[@Steph-lc7hy]

True

[@codyjwoods]

@Pandaland man I had no idea about this theory. If it’s true it’s kind of ridiculous cause Chappelle’s mom is a phd in African American History. I’m friends with his family but only met Dave once.

[@codyjwoods]

@Pandaland man just goes to show that the self righteous are always full of shit. The more militant the more full of shit a lot of the time. Anywhere I can read up on that?

[@aletheab2410]

I had to watch this twice he is very funny! Love his delivery keep going Cody !

[@brycebreeden8462]

It's rare that a stand up video will genuinely make me laugh but this had me howling lmao

[@MDAce150]

As a black man, I wasn’t sure if I was going to like this... I definitely did. 🤣 Funny is funny.

[@codyjwoods]

Thanks mdace15. I appreciate it

[@Jchunter50]

Facts 🤣🤣🤣

[@listamato]

I was nervous. I let it sit for a few days before finally watching it. lol

[@warpnin3]

You were ready and expecting to get offended by racist jokes?

[@chelanthompson2172]

@@listamato lmao nigga huh??

[@Benjheaas]

The moment you realize you were a fat kid when your shoes used to be sideways 😂 I always wondered why only my shoes looked like that

[@ChocolateSundaes]

😂😂😂

[@codyjwoods]

Hilarious

[@alesiawilson6143]

😂😂😂

[@nycerl5p]

Damn.

[@allwhatilove914]

Or maybe we just step strangely... I’m thin and have always been thin and my shoes are still sideways. Nowadays specially heels. So weird! 😅

[@dreamcatalyst]

Hilarious! Great material and delivery!!

[@linaluv215]

Dude is funny as hell. Ok now it's time to binge watch all of his stuff 🗣️

[@amayzingyoga6403]

“ I thought we were kool?” “No i’m Eminem, you’re Macklemore.. they only except one, i’m taking it “ 🤣🤣🤣

[@MDMAx]

Accept*

[@Humble-iq5ue]

Except one what?

[@F_And]

Accepy

[@samsneadd]

As genius and funny as that joke was, I just realized what makes it even more genius, is that is Exactly what Em did to other rappers. If you was a white rapper in the early 2000's even if you did not say anything, chances are you was gonna be destroyed in a song by Em . I think Fred Durst was the lone survivor.🤣

[@flyguyry1]

*accept

[@seanldean4213]

"Can't wear repeats at a black school"😆 classic but true!..😂😂😂

[@codyjwoods]

indeed. but I learned how to dress thank God. The beatings paid off.

[@jedenzet]

@@codyjwoods that's just stupid

[@zhoucheng7141]

lately ive been watching stand up vids from really famous comedians and they got NOTHING on this dude i laughed so much tHANK YOU

[@foreverrcocochenel]

This was freaking hilarious! I loved who I was watching this guy. ❤️

[@ElVibe1911]

I've never heard of him, but I'm glad he came up on my feed. Dude is hilarious. You can tell his life experiences helped him navigate 2 worlds. Explained both to a 'T'.

[@codyjwoods]

Yep. Thanks for the comment

[@masskiller9206]

Word. Real shit 💯

[@Tsuka-bn8hq]

That Jordan charge line was the killer

[@codyjwoods]

I appreciate you. subscribe to my KZbin for more. instagram @codyjwoods

[@niiniiotg4]

Love it!! Dude hilarious and speaking facts

[@ruth5029]

Just found this site and these are some of the funniest comedians. The audience keeps it rolling.

[@Pclyburnpaytes]

“You chose peace why would there be violence” 😂😂😂

[@clownchaostime3024]

Lmao! That's where I completely lost my shit...good lord..I'm freaking crying. And the way he said it...freaking hysterical.

[@rogerstarkey5488]

Sound like history to me...reverse that is

[@hillaryb9304]

I'm a black woman my husband is white he grew up in Kansas. I have to agree with him. When black people are poor you can't always tell but whenever a white person is poor you can immediately tell by how they dress.

[@NellieKAdaba]

👍🏾

[@perillat99]

Not that it’s necessarily a “good or bad” thing. I, personally in my own personal experience and opinion believe that people of colour they feel a societally “engraved” pressure to always have their kids looking like they’re not struggling, I was raised by a single brown mother, and I would be considered spoiled because I would always have the newest gadgets newest technology newest shoes or iPod or iPhone. But I always knew how the food bank like felt and I knew we were living even below “paycheque to paycheque” but strong resilient independent brown moms’s would never let you feel that way. Only after hitting like 18 Highschool age did it set in. Soo Cody is such an gr8standup comedian because he speaks from a place of realism, his example of the way that this kid JaMarcus always had the new shoes and was always confident about them. In direct; even almost opposite situations where Cody as a young “trailer trash” type of young person, (to be extremely crass and simplistic!! He’s obvs has a lot more depth to his knowledge) was going to school in the telltale white non brand name clothes for more than one day in a row or during the week having to use the same clothes

[@perillat99]

Growing up my native Canadian indigenous mother single mother always always always made sure that I wasn’t acting like some type of silver spoon rich kid to the other children I went to school with. She would often offer rides home to the children in my school who didn’t have enough money that day for the bus ride home, at the time surely I was obviously embarrassed but looking back now I’m so glad that she instilled this deep responsibility of empathy. respect; and the ability to not be an elitist. One thing that sticks out that she told me is that “nobody is better than somebody else”, you could be a successful banker wall Street downtown big city office and all that. but if a homeless person/someone down on their luck. Asked you for money on the street or even just a simple handshake and awknowledgement and you denied them that basic human decency then you’re not rich at all. Your poor in the only thing that matters. Being human decency,respect,empathy; and kindness U cannot take your money to the grave with yoy

[@crappyaccount]

@Auntie Nunya I mean tbh being a poor black Southerner we were on welfare, but we didn't spend our cash that way. Im from the city so i wasnt farming and shit, but while I wasn't sent to school looking any kinda way, we also didn't blow cash on KFC or Popeye's (side note: I'm actually from Louisiana and Popeye's kinda sucks) nor cancer sticks. Sometimes people just have shitty life situations and there's nothing wrong with needing help, it doesn't mean people on it are lazy or stupid or bad with money, or vice versa for the people who aren't. There's a balance between appearances and blowing cash sure but we aren't all just completely ignorant to that fact. Just commenting to say don't assume all of us are like the people on your street.

[@slimtee2]

@Auntie Nunya simply stating, all poor black families are not what you are describing. Stop the negative stereotyping, while trying to use your family as an example saying that all poor white people apparently flourish from being poor, which is not true. Many black people have success beyond poverty. Just because you don't know any of us, doesn't mean we don't exist.

[@sisterhoodsorority9625]

Wow great set love this ❤️

[@tapiwam9476]

Pleasant random recommendation from KZbin 😅😅🤣🤣. This was hilarious 😂

[@KrazyKarentv]

He definitely went to a all black school for real this cannot be just a joke.

[@codyjwoods]

many of them. Thanks for watching. sub to my channel for more.

[@rong8889]

@@codyjwoods I will brah.. your act is hilarious!

[@YaMommasNextDoorNeighbor]

"The Jordan sign isn't even dunking anymore, he's taking a charge...".......lol.

[@vincentjohnflorio]

Thank you because I honestly didn't catch the first bit.

[@kylehereford7442]

🤣💀

[@devaughnsalter7379]

That line, alone, had me in tears laughing.

[@codyjwoods]

thanks for watching

[@codyjwoods]

@@devaughnsalter7379 so glad

[@Deej496]

I can SO RELATE!! (Giggling out loud!!) Very funny.

[@emanuelbaxter285]

Great set, I’m in tears 😂

[@godvibesonly7137]

Fat kids in Jordan’s 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀 that was genius

[@godvibesonly7137]

@@BashouEx bad investment lol

[@codyjwoods]

subscribe to my KZbin for more. instagram @codyjwoods

[@aaronbravo7690]

Walking around bending them and shit💀🤣🤣🤣 had me dead

[@ancientfuture9690]

It's true. It's like stuffing a fresh pair of Jordans with loaves of bread.

[@byanymeansnecessary398]

@@ancientfuture9690 lmao. I dont get it.

[@HARDBODYRONNIE]

It's almost disrespectful how underrated his set was. I'd watch his special on Netflix right damn now.

[@codyjwoods]

It's been like this my whole career. Thanks for watching though.

[@BenzoEsquire]

I laughed at this way more than I should’ve. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@DeeDee-wb6zy]

Love this; wish you had a podcast I could listen to

[@Meetyouthere777]

Did he say, “Thats why I look like I could cook meth if its gluten free”🤦🏾‍♀️

[@codyjwoods]

indeed I did

[@tbone9509]

@@codyjwoods indeed you did.

[@Sundayhandwound]

@@codyjwoods priceless line. Keep em coming, you have a gift!

[@bellestarr6484]

@@codyjwoods You talking right to me and my family - how about lunches getting stolen? Uh uh uh.

[@jasminej9238]

I swear i hollered lmmfao 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@blomit]

You have to hit kids when your on a budget. That's the line man, build everything around that

[@codyjwoods]

thanks for watching. Subscribe to my channel cause I got more. Instagram: @codyjwoods

[@DJRenee]

Hell yeah

[@Lance_Thorpe_Esq.]

The Air Jordan vs. Ground Jordan joke was GREAT!

[@ABLT81118]

So damn relatable.. love it.

[@planejayne8947]

“Fat kid in Jordans” 😂😂 this dude be knowin’ lmao

[@KNByam]

He's right, spend 300 on a pair but you put them on and they all leaning. 😂

[@wileecoyote5749]

*this dude knows

[@planejayne8947]

@@wileecoyote5749 nah bruh - if the kid was wearing loafers, it would be “this dude knows” - based on what he just described it’s definitely “this dude be knowin’ “ 😂😂 context is everything

[@codyjwoods]

yep. Thanks for watching.

[@GabeOkashiMusic]

😂😂This was actually funny! I had the same experience being black when I moved to a majority black school “Yo you wore that shirt last week” 💀💀

[@cecegiles4583]

I bet they didn't know the capital of their state.... Education is important.

[@Kattywagon29]

I still hold on to that don't repeat what you wear thing and I am 41yrs old! LOL. I used to work at this one job where there were mostly Hispanic woman (I'm mixed Hispanic and black) and it was always like a fashion show in there. We would walk down the cubicle aisles like we were on America's Next Top Model. I used to keep a list of what I wore and I would never repeat an outfit for at least 3 weeks. YES, I have that many clothes and also yes, I did sometimes mix and match and YESSSS it was that damn serious! :) The funny thing is that I could really care less before and now after that job, but it was fun at the time.

[@cloud4939]

@@cecegiles4583 get that hate out your heart there's no correlation there, you could care a little too much about how stuff like this and be doing well in school :)

[@someguy2744]

I have been wearing two/three pairs of pants for years now and nobody at my college noticed or cared. As long as it is clean, not tacky, not too tight, not too revealing or transparent and appropriate for the occasion - that's good dress etiquette in my book. Now maybe this "obsession" does not derive just from critisizing a person's lack of variety in their wardrobe, but also hygiene - obviously, clothes get stinky/dirty if you don't change and wash them, especially in hotter weather.

[@Kattywagon29]

@@someguy2744 The keyword in your comment is "college". Most people have better things to do in college than worry about what someone else is wearing. Also, bullying and stuff isn't as common.

[@goatlevelfitness]

This good lol nice work!!!

[@NiggaRelaxxx]

This is GOLD‼️Bring your ass to Boston so we can come see you🙌🏾 Much love 💯

[@yongewok]

This is what it looks like to understand the line. He didn't cross it, and pulled back when it got close. You don't teach or fake that, that's the community love understanding. This dude his hilarious

[@shinyguy1]

Funny how “the line” is only for non black folks. Black comedians say whatever the fuck they want about any other race and it doesn’t even have to be accurate, they get zero push back

[@yongewok]

@@shinyguy1 Zero push pack is not true, maybe you're not paying attention to the right global sources.

[@yongewok]

@@brainderp808 If you know then you know, if you dont then you dont. I'm not your teacher. If you're not sure of the line, then stick to what you know

[@yongewok]

@@brainderp808 Maybe there isn't, just individual cases. Whether or not there's always an objective line, you should know what is meant by it and if you dont, well... Just do what you're going to do. You can do what you want but understand other people exist and they can do things too, and ask questions later. People tend to learn the hard way, right.

[@theeidofe9716]

@@yongewok nothing but facts.

[@rasbo4317]

In the hood we call that ghetto fabulous

[@codyjwoods]

subscribe to my KZbin for more. instagram @codyjwoods thanks for watching

[@mitchmcgatlin7547]

@@codyjwoods u earned a sub and a follow dude holy shit, haven’t laughed that hard since watching my first ever comedy special as a kid.

[@codyjwoods]

@@mitchmcgatlin7547 damn bro. Thank you!

[@13579hee]

You must be old or not black at all. In 2020 no young Black person is saying "ghetto fabulous" 😂😂😂

[@13579hee]

@Samm Hammer EXACTLY. Sounds like something a White Stylist would say in 2003

[@chynnacruz6727]

Very well done💜

[@weeble_kneivel698]

Dude is funny af I would definitely watch a stand-up comedy special of his.

[@tw7010]

This guy is funny. It takes a lot for white comedians to actually make me laugh and bring racial jokes without seeming offensive. You can actually tell he’s grown up around black folks.

[@codyjwoods]

Thanks for watching. If you want more I have my channel here with tons of clips //kzbin.info/www/bejne/op-qmnqLibJ3frs

[@SomethinAintRightHere]

Owen Benjamin been doing it for decades

[@codyjwoods]

@@SomethinAintRightHere about a decade actually. Owen was a piano guy frat guy act before turning over a new leaf. Fun story since you’re a Bear, first met Owen with Jimmy Fallon. They were like besties. Oh have times changed.

[@derrickg5612]

Maybe you're offended too easily. relax

[@aarishowton8037]

Derrick G Why do you care what this person finds funny, that’s none of your business

[@MistyCunard]

He had to grow up like this, because I did and this is ABSOLUTELY accurate.

[@codyjwoods]

It's the truth. I got more on my channel. Thanks for being view number 2 million.

[@MistyCunard]

Cody Woods I feel so honored!! Your commentary made me belly laugh. I’m obviously a girl, but until my big brother hit a growth spurt, I was wearing his hand me downs. 🤣🤣🤣 My hair has always been straight as a stick, mama saved money by cutting my hair at home. I got the scotch tape to the bangs style. I looked like the little Dutch boy until I was 13.

[@TheTenCentStory]

He must have grew up in Kansas City

[@daniellenone4251]

This is hilarious! I’d surely pay to see him in a show

[@DMG64]

I needed a good laugh , thank you 😂