Asians Are So Smart (comedian K-von)

We all know who does the best in school!
This is a quick clip from K-von's 1hr special Essential. Order on K-vonComedy.com/Shop
#KvonComedy #Essential #HalfPersian #TanxGod #Funny #Comedy #Persian #Standup

[@kimchianthony]

Viet here. ❤ Your "go pho yuself" drive through! 🤣

[@artemus80j.4]

Dude I’m Thai and I’m so happy to hear that you went to Thailand. When you first said it I was hoping for a good Ladyboy joke and I got it and it was funny AF bc it was 100% true😂

[@szee8588]

I know some of them want to be trans but I feel bad for the ones that do that in order to make a decent living.

[@owlNolan]

Why are there so many ladyboys there and why are they more pretty than girls?

[@chayamoncanyuk5736]

As a Thai lady, that's totally true when he said if the girl is very beautiful without flaws, she might be a ladyboy! 😂 I once got asked by immigration officer in South Africa if I were a ladyboy. When I told my friends about this incident, they all said " Wow! That means you are beautiful! I guess he must never seen a real ladyboy and realize how they are more beautiful than us. Haha". 😅

[@user-qs5gt6ty6s]

Oh Sis, the South African incident is hilarious! To folks of the western world reading this, this is one of the things that makes Thailand special. Thai women and Thai ladyboys exist in harmony. We ladyboys respect that the ones with wombs are the real deal and in return, the beautiful women of Thailand graciously share their public restrooms with us.

[@aishasobhy7097]

It's very rare nowadays to see comics who are conservative, who have opinions and express themselves and remind people in a non-offensive way (speaking out of personal taste not forcing anyone) that it's everyone's right to have opinions and preferences. It's very tense and toxic to the point that no one is "allowed" to have mere opinions and preferences anymore. Everything offends people even others existing and saying they have different values and ways of life.

[@kvoncomedy]

you are the best

[@natedogyoung]

I would not call him conservative. Seems pretty liberal to me.

[@insulareshdxo9454]

And he doesn’t need to cuss 😂😂😂

[@aishasobhy7097]

True. I just meant that even the presence of ppl like him with some of the traditional views that he holds is now seen by the far libs as unacceptable, which is presumptuous like who do they think they are to "police" people's minds and opinions. That's why the promotion of the presence of more traditional comics can help balance it out and give youngsters better comedy that has got value. And at the end of the day no one is perfect. Thanks for the points you guys are raising

[@dennishalford5763]

​@@insulareshdxo9454 I don't think he was cussing. He was told pho is pronounced "fu." I think he was saying "pho ing" which is pronounced "fu ing." When you're as talented and genuinely witty as he is, he doesn't need to cuss to be funny.

[@theshypersistence]

That LA salad analogy 😭😂

[@tracyshaw1237]

Kvon so pho'ing funny! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 thank you for awesome comedy as always!

[@maxkelter3561]

Anything better than Bang-Kok. Funny. I never assoiated that with a joke.

[@millenniumman75]

"It needed to be said!" L O L !!!!!

[@itzyaboyizzy]

Good delivery. Sounds confident

[@BenDover-vs7ih]

KVons the Goat. Been to Thailand a few times and he's right on. 🤣 hilarity.

[@douglasbaek4656]

What's crazy is this Pho Kim Long restaurant is actually real in Vegas lmao

[@kvoncomedy]

Yummm 🍲

[@yepyep2921]

Love it, need to watch your essentials show! Thanks!

[@3636lk]

Had Pho yesterday, the best soup on earth. So cool to hear my man Kvon loves it also.

[@levierose484]

Aw! Thank you K-Von. You're awesome!

[@julescoco133]

Found this on my recommended, love it !! ❤😂😂

[@kvoncomedy]

Yay! Thank you!

[@SarahBee727]

You're pho kim funny 😁

[@KittyKat667]

Hahaha! 🤣

[@hansweissmann_xviii6754]

The Bangkok joke is an oldie but Goldie, Kvon! Well done, I laughed out loud again! Thanks……

[@jonfrost2152]

This was perfect! The delivery, the content and tone - Kvon, you’re one of the funniest people I’ve ever seen. You had me in tears laughing! 😂 Love your comedy, brother!

[@kvoncomedy]

👋

[@luvsachkash]

Thank you for speaking up man

[@yobabybubba]

K, you are definitely one of the best comedians out there right now.. And that was the darkest I've ever seen you go so that would make you a clean comic which is rare. And that was the darkest I've ever seen you go, so that would make you a clean comic which is rare.

[@chanthana7694]

Brilliant !!!👏

[@rickparker679]

KV, you make us laugh, long time.

[@ghostsade3]

That was great!! The audience wasn't laughing hard enough hahaha - I really liked the Bangkok joke btw and also the one at the end about dietary preferences haha

[@darleneh7740]

Deliriously funny!!! 😂❣️❣️❣️

[@pawin2855]

Ever since I stumbled upon your comedy special on Dry Bar, I was hooked on your phenomenal comedic sense of humor. Great to know that you enjoy Vietnamese cuisine, especially Pho 🇻🇳 Have a pho-king wonderful day 😂

[@karlkascha1261]

Excellent, as always.

[@howlinhobbit]

for a while in Seattle there was a small chain of Pho restaurants named “Pho Q.” I’m pretty sure that wasn’t an accident.

[@mariaraymond9490]

Just love it 💞

[@pj2.085]

I always love your humor! 💕

[@bonitajolie9341]

You are out of control!! 😂😂😂

[@AimeeCVaj]

Love it! Your Vietnamese impersonation is spot on!

[@pavkat5574]

You're so funny K-VON❤ Thank you!

[@RollingFishball]

Thank you for advocating for people who still want to be allowed to have simple natural preferences 🎉

[@tutran8363]

Phở Shizzle Moezzle!! 😂 Love you bro!

[@donq2957]

Cmon KVon hit out of the park.

[@debmcginnis2142]

Too funny!😂

[@keishaguilford2170]

He said I'm allergic to nuts🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dng6121]

The salad comparison was hilarious!

[@KittyKat667]

K-von, I love you.......😅🤣❤ And I love your style....❤

[@draklingscp]

Lmao this made me laugh so hard

[@edcagandahan2022]

Pho you long time!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bilalsid5914]

That made me subscribe

[@mr_uden]

You're too funny bro

[@rockclementson2336]

Crazy I'm allergic to nuts too lol 😂

[@AS-yo4qv]

This is pho-king awesome

[@cogboy302]

The drive thru could also be called 'Pho Off.'

[@Maria_Serbina]

Oh man, thank you so much for a good laugh 😂❤

[@KageNoTenshi]

I swear that’s like my biggest hang up on going with Thai women haha

[@dhil3571]

subbed cuz this man's keeps it real! pho k yeah!😂

[@TheresaElle]

We Viets, we love you long time K-Von! 😂

[@soulmatechan]

Bro the "Fo Kim Long" joke legit had me dying I can't 😂😂😂

[@addisalemayehu7546]

Pho if you don't mind.

[@ScottRossProductions]

You are one of the few young comedians that can make me laugh. Mike the Mime the Podcast.

[@kvoncomedy]

hi

[@TLe-nf9lo]

The phở places in California, for the most part, have intended restaurants names as puns. It's phở-king awesome.

[@mariz107]

Geographically we Filipinos are asians, but our customs are hispanic. It's kind of hard to really pin point us. We do look more like mexican than asian.

[@kacperzimowski4626]

You only say it because Filipinos have unhealthy obsession with whitening their skin and paint their hair to a foreigner colours, which takes away from your real beauty. I have been living in the Philippines for many years and MOST of the men and women (+80%) look stricte asian (you can call it southern chinese, Burmese, Vietnamese). My wife is Filipina and everybody in my polish family sees her as asian and only asian + They have complimented her 100 times at the moment of this video. I literally have strangers in Poland walking up to me and saying "You have such a beatiful wife + 15 relatives saying the same thing, to the point that I give clear signals that enough is enough, but they still go forward with all the compliments. And my wife hears all of that having her 100% natural dark skin color, having 100% natural hair color.

[@mariz107]

@@kacperzimowski4626 I don't know which part of the Philippines you've been, but not all of us are Asian looking. There are Filipinos that look more Asian; the ones with more squinted eyes, we call them chinitos/chinitas. For the most part we look more like Mexicans. We are brown and not yellow. You can easily tell the ones that bleach their skin. They look funny. They look like Casper the ghost.

[@chanthana7694]

Phillipines is an interesting mixed. I believe the Mongoloid descent were already there (after the Nigritos) before Spain settle in which explain why some Pilipino looks Asian and some looks Spanish.

[@mariz107]

@@chanthana7694 We also have ancestry From Malaysians and Indonesians.

[@minnietrout814]

You’re too funny. 😆

[@eugenewolf7493]

"Fuh Kim Long" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@hannahnguyen3454]

Hahahha

[@tella117]

I’m allergic to nuts too lol😂

[@swatir.567]

YAYYY MY FAVOURITE KVON!!!!. "i like my women like an LA girl likes her salad- "HORMONE FREE" LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

[@crankerson]

There's a Good Pho You in Granada Hills. I wonder if that's the one you visited. This skit was great! Keep it up my man

[@fuglbird]

One of the few stand ups that are actually funny. Respect.

[@sofil9515]

This guy is hilarious. Audience why aren´t you laughing more and louder?

[@toastinos4205]

I jsut discovered kvon and i love how he can be funny without cussing and screaming.

[@45seventeen77]

You funny guy!

[@kathart5045]

In Brisbane, we have a Vietnamese restaurant called ‘Pho Queue’.

[@NamCaHat]

There’s a joint called Pho King also hahahaha

[@romylaudy6911]

Eeer... Allergic to nuts... 😂😅😂

[@Dragonmancer1]

Duck Curry soup is the best. 😂❤😂

[@Dragonmancer1]

In fact it's pho Kim good

[@odysseyohio5772]

So Hilarious 😅😅 ... Anyway u hv such a strong stand....

[@ciaronsmith4995]

I don't understand why the call themselves Asians. They are Orientals. The word "Asian" was used by the Greek Historian Herodotus to describe the people who lived in Persia (Iran).

[@kvoncomedy]

Yes

[@MAP2023]

Yes, but the Anglos you know, kind like they don't get it. Kvon is Persian so he knows.

[@theglamspot24]

Im allergic to nuts, i dont want it in my throat🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

[@Emzzz78]

I’m glad someone is still Laing real jokes these days. No mainstream comedian can get away with any of this. It’s so sad. I just want to laugh, even if it’s at my expense. Plenty of white girl jokes out there 😂😂😂

[@owjanshahmiri7038]

Haha 😁 that Bangkok joke was hilarious. I gotta tell you man it's not as bad as it sounds though, and I am half persian half iranian who just came back.

[@mytravls]

You mean you are 💯 Iranian. Right?

[@mar25947]

@@mytravlsI was so confused by his comment lol

[@mytravls]

@@mar25947 😂😂

[@michaelabogdan2039]

This is so good...😃😃😃

[@It_isGreatwith_mysoul]

Bangkok ! It just sounds funny the way he says it !!!!!

[@susiesmith7997]

OMG! Real, based comedy, can it be? Nicely done young man. Appreciate the morning belly laugh.

[@behcherry9815]

“No your preference is offensive. Only my preference is allowed!”

[@sevanjacob2285]

I think I’m gonna use your analogy of women and salad. Thank for the laughs Kvon

[@joycepino5346]

This guy is so funny.

[@SanjayaLimbu1]

Hilarious 🤣

[@incognito__00]

3:35 Mann... You are hilarious! And here I'm not allergic to nuts rather I'm attracted 😂❤

[@theaquariancontrarian3316]

There used to be a Pho king kitchen in my town 😂😂😂

[@L3eKing91]

Lmfao the ending wass funniest

[@jkalb1744]

A young Richard armitage!

[@reynaramos5204]

😂❤🎉 Bravo bravo!!!

[@David_Watts]

Pho King in Austin!!! No joke!

[@iradukundafabrice3334]

K-Von never disappoints!..🤣🤣🤣

[@kylekossack]

In Phoenix, there was a Pho place that was called "Pho King Eggroll" right across the street. They know what they're doing XD

[@Superman_305]

Go fa yo self we open 💀😂

[@Notintimidated2013]

That was brilliant!!!🤣👍🏻⭐️🏆⭐️🏆⭐️🏆⭐️🏆

[@KittyKat667]

He's ALWAYS brilliant......😂

[@EpiCz_Izzy]

I’m Filipino. Do us! Do us! 😂

[@andyyinni7451]

I love Thai food

[@RorschachZ777]

i loved when he wanted to try Vietnamese food all around the world, and he went to Vegas🤣🤣🤣

[@kvoncomedy]

Yes. Best in the world

[@yellostallion]

​@@kvoncomedyThere is a Pho King in Austin TX. Yes, no pho king joke.

[@SunDevil31]

This dudes cadence and delivery are spot-on. Hard subscribe.

[@kvoncomedy]

U rock

[@SunDevil31]

@@kvoncomedy No you bro. You are 1 funny mfr. 😄

[@Jubeidono2012]

Liberals: The only preference you should have is our preferences.

[@captainmerca341]

Good one😂

[@CarmenRodriguez-gc9jn]

He”s good 👏👏👏👏👏

[@kingafendikingafendi8897]

You are right Vietnamese food delicious 🤣😂😅😝😋🤪😜😛

[@williambryan3346]

“And I’m allergic to nuts.” 🤣

[@KM-cs1dy]

It’s hard to packed so many Asians stereotypes in four minutes

[@kvoncomedy]

It’s great

[@naturegreene9579]

You killed it 😂😂😂😂😂😂