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@whaaaaaaap Жыл бұрын
So I didn’t win. Dang it.
@tommothedog Жыл бұрын
8 weeks 8 days and 8 hours. So 9 weeks and a short weekend?
@gtbkts Жыл бұрын
This is great satire. Thanks for writing it like this. I'm not a consistent watcher, but I hope to see this from time to time. Oh, and I'm going to subscribe because of your awesome content and this great comment.😅
@solinvictus681 Жыл бұрын
Exterminatus on the bots
@danmorris5498 Жыл бұрын
On the new tau god the best book for more information is shadow sun the patient hunter.
@e-san6111 Жыл бұрын
Great Rift for every faction: The bane of existence and the realm of laughing gods. Great Rift for Orks: A literal spaceport.
@ChrisWalsh-l4h Жыл бұрын
Vacation resort lol😂
@dressednplaid4875 Жыл бұрын
I love how the Eldar actually hold the human capacity for xenocide as a virtue to be sought after in an ally. Like they *hate* humans, but understand that both of them are playing the same game on formerly opposing sides.
@ezonplays2260 Жыл бұрын
Pretty sure that an eldar farseer said that humanities and eldars fate are the same, if the humanity dies then the eldar dies and if the eldar dies then humanity dies.
@537zun4 Жыл бұрын
probably was just horny and trying to impress that cute monkey over there, I would wonder why someone would do that but greek mythology thaught me EvErYoNe is horny for interspecies stuff, tbh I somehow get it, my first question to an alien would be how it reproduces and if thats asexual I gonna get angsty otherwise probably horny if we speak of a species that looks like me and eldar/humans have that attribute to each other so much that you can't diatinguish them as soon as they wear hats, fucking hats 😅
@isaactelesco2141 Жыл бұрын
I believe the only way for the elder race to continue is to cross breed with humanity. It can stabilize their genetic structure in relation to their extreme sensations and emotions, cutting off the newborn souls from Slaanesh by merit of their halfbreed nature and The Emperor's saving grace of human souls under his domain. It can kickstart the human genome into a full psycher racer with far more defense against demons and the warp. It can solve the nurgle problem given their longer lifetimes. And the human lifespan could simplify their effect from tzeentch. But making change a necessity but not a massive personal strain or goal. Khorn would lose an entire facet of the galactic war. And the elders are vastly out populated. And if they truly submit to the human empire their culture, technology and legacy can continue in a place of honor that would revive BOTH CIVILIZATIONS. And possibly rebirth the elder gods under the pantheon of the emperor as demigod beings on the scale of primarchs but as warp entities that are more humble and create a warp dimension vanguard against chaos.
@idiotgaming637611 ай бұрын
They really said your the least awful thing in the galaxy because we agree everything else is worse
@pastnastification698 ай бұрын
Weren't they specifically created for xenocide of the necrons?
@MaterialObserver3956 Жыл бұрын
Khorne backing up Angron is like that "Son, dying is gay" "Yes father" meme
@davidcrisba959110 ай бұрын
Angron is SSJ2 Gohan against Cell with Khorne being Goku’s Spirit helping him with his Kamehameha
@apexvoices174 Жыл бұрын
I really hope Vashtor embraces his “demonic arms dealer” personality becoming a chaos god but still being untouchable.
@dragonsaint9446 Жыл бұрын
I can see the appeal, but it wouldn't really work with the nature of the Great Game the Chaos Gods are playing. They each want to reshape all of reality, Warpspace and Realspace, in their image but none of them is strong enough to seize total dominion against the others. Vashtorr's position as the keeper of the Forge of Souls worked because it was a specific, limited domain that none of the main 4 could risk falling into the hands of the others, so in effect he was protected by all the gods against each other. If he wants to expand beyond that then he would be encroaching on what the Big 4 view as theirs, so he either has to jump in power to match them really fast and become an equal player in the Great Game, or he'll be pushed back down to the Forge real quick by the other Chaos Gods.
@adamrohrer1175 Жыл бұрын
Iysander: explaining the lore in great detail Koda: says some absolute nonsense Iysander: "Exactly"
@MxlexywithaY Жыл бұрын
Iysander: explaining the lore in great detail, some crazy shidd Koda: Iysander: I'm not even joking Koda: makes a joke
@waddledee6729 Жыл бұрын
"The Aeldar are an endagered species" The Inquisition: What do you mean endangered there was one right over there before I shot em
@ferrisbewley8625 Жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie i could listen to Isyander talk about lore for months. His voice and storytelling style are great.
@stephenjenns708310 ай бұрын
I agree, I use these videos as sleep aids cause his voice is so smooth
@lightxz27 Жыл бұрын
The fact that Khorne is a better dad to Angron then the Emperor ever was is both hilarious and incredibly sad. Here was Angron, once again, moments away from his goal, being beaten to a bloody pulp and nearly killed. And Instead of pulling him out of danger and fucking everything up like the Emperor did, Khorne *STOOD UP* from his throne, placed a hand on his sons shoulder, and *along side him*, slashed away the enemies. Khorne stood along side his boy and attacked what was driving him even crazier then usual, while the emperor ripped Angron away from his friends and family, ruining his reputation and doing nothing about his mental implants. Khorne is the best chaos daddy confirmed.
@watchdogoffarron2800 Жыл бұрын
I mean, Papa nurgle is objectively the best, but yes, Khoren is really aiming for that dad of the year, mug lol
@borischoteau4808 Жыл бұрын
Emprah tried to remove nails but failed, because reasons. True crime is let Angron alive after that instead to choose painless death juste because Angron was still useful. Kharma backfire.
@JaekVizsla Жыл бұрын
It instantly made me think of Goku and Gohan against Cell, with the father son kamehameha!
@caseyh1934 Жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who thinks that Angron would have been the nicest Primarch if not for the Butcher's Nails? (Between him and Vulkan)
@desinteresado1259 ай бұрын
Honestly, the big problem with the Horus Heresy books is that a lot of the Imperium character had to been made stupid for the heresy to happen in the first place, nevermind that Angron is literally the only Primarch that didn't conquer his homeworld, or that the Emperor probably should have euthanized Angron by that point.
@EthanKristopherHartley Жыл бұрын
"Angron is flying in front of the ship screaming at the Choral Engine." I'm guessing he hasn't heard that in space no one can hear you scream... 😁
@Bloodlyshiva Жыл бұрын
He's heard, but since when has he ever cared about things like The Laws Of Physics?
@HighwaytoHoserville Жыл бұрын
They can hear him!
@arandomkobold84038 ай бұрын
Da git jus yelled supa, SUPA *LOUD*
@StrikaAmaru Жыл бұрын
31:00 Also, the -Gue'vesa- _Humans_ aren't the only warp-sensitive faction the T'au are cohabiting with; even way back in older lore, they had these psychic polar bear faction, that they hid explicitly because they knew the Imperium would just annihilate them. I don't remember their name, something starting with n.
@KatWitA_Bong6911 ай бұрын
I think that's coco cola
@SeanCrosser7 ай бұрын
The Nicassar?
@DoctorEmboss Жыл бұрын
Night lords will be a fun one. Ave Dominus Nox.
@kingivan9701 Жыл бұрын
Nostromo bros we are so back
@nemisesdragon Жыл бұрын
Ave Dominus Nox brother!
@nervachadikus Жыл бұрын
Ave Dominus Nox
@BrashHail Жыл бұрын
Ave Dominus Nox brother!
@ZerrikanianWiedzimin Жыл бұрын
Ave Dominus Nox, brothers! (I am certainly NOT Alpharius)😊
@dressednplaid4875 Жыл бұрын
You guys have become one of my favorite sources of information on all things warhammer. I love how you two can talk shop while also just vibing. You're both easy on the ears and I appreciate what you're doing. Now that I'm done buttering you up, more on the Imperial Guard please!
@GekkeGeitjes Жыл бұрын
Tau are great. They are so out of place in the 40k verse, I personally love it. And ofc Farsight is a gigachad!
@Soul_404. Жыл бұрын
They've got spirit if lacking any way of using it to help outsiders (more or less)
@coffeemushu4834 Жыл бұрын
Angron's doing the DBZA Vegeta scream on his way. Also Gray Knights
@cheeseninja1115 Жыл бұрын
Since I started this series off saying you gotta cover Farsight (especially after Arks of Omen). I gotta go with the Tau for the poll out of principle. on your comment about the tau not having a big moment: They are much smaller in scale but their stories are much more character driven than dealing with large over arching wars. So while they might fight over one world that is insignificant to the galaxy at large, it can change the future of their entire faction. They punch well above their weight for how small they are, they are able to scare the Imperium off from wasting recourses concurring them! That is not a small feat.
@Audentior_Ito Жыл бұрын
The Tau are also interesting b/c they're essentially... us - 21st century humans. Species on the rise, optimistic but ignorant of the real horrors of AI/Chaos. 9 times outta 10, a Tau is going to react to something through a lens akin to humans from Halo or Star Trek & that's really neat to see in 40k. Plus, from a world-building standpoint, it implies that the 42nd millennium is not the "end" of galactic history any more than 65 million years ago was. The cyclical rise & fall of races is ongoing.
@Slaphappygrandpappy16 Жыл бұрын
Omg when Koda says “they’re milk for the Khorne flakes” I f*cken dieeed😂😂
@MrSociophobia Жыл бұрын
Edgelords baby, Curze is my fave. They're comically evil and you also have people like Sev, or Kellendvar and Kellenkir. The glimpses you get into their childhoods on Nostramo is so horrifying. A life of murder, fear and cannibalism as a young child will fuck anyone up.
@Curt-ze6hl Жыл бұрын
I can't wait to see what they do with Farsight. Crack pot theory: the chaos gods (specifically the two Isyander mentioned) specifically target Farsight not to absolutely corrupt but to encourage the Tau's inadvertent worship under his leadership. Maybe the Tau is like delicacy or novelty to them. Something that is really difficult to get because of their low connection to the warp, but interesting and potentially delicious.
@Thiccremoch162 Жыл бұрын
Aw man, I’d love to see all of the options! Though I gotta say, Tau and Tyranids are my favorite
@CastleF3 Жыл бұрын
You guys have done a brilliant job at these. The way it's executed, the calls to action, the set up, the visual representation, and very well edited short form content. This channel will grow without a doubt and I look forward to seeing how this channel grows.
@iagosenhorinho1662 Жыл бұрын
wait only half a hour?boys we have to call a waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh on koda and isyander for this short episode
@camexo7769 Жыл бұрын
Really curious about the Tau. They seem to get talked about the least compared to other factions
@MrEntinen Жыл бұрын
That's because there just isn't much to talk about. And that's coming from a fan
@HobbiesGamesChillin11 ай бұрын
They are a small faction that the edgelords hate Sadly this leads to them being ignored in favor of “let’s talk about the demonvulaba for the 1009999999999th time”
@grimlock180 Жыл бұрын
came across ur guys content with the shorts found on tiktok, an LOVE how u guys describe everything and how relaxing ur voices are. it's so nice to relax too :)
@niceofgames Жыл бұрын
Everyone was firing into Angron in like “use your biggest rounds, use your smallest rounds, every lasgun. Hell, I’ll settle for that BB gun you brought from home. Don’t know why you brought it, but fire it.”
@daisyjoy242 Жыл бұрын
All I imagine is people firing toy weapons at angron
@niceofgames Жыл бұрын
@@daisyjoy242 Just the guardsmen all running out of ammo and switching to foam guns shouting “NERF or nothing” along with banishment rites.
@tahliaforhonor6680 Жыл бұрын
My top vote is for Tyrannids. Love a good hive mind out here just doing it's thing
@theburndome9396 Жыл бұрын
Tyranids are my favorite, so ied love some really in depth nid love
@Leofilmperson Жыл бұрын
8 weeks and 8 days add up to 64 (8x8) days. 8x8 days and 8 hours makes perfect sense for Khorne.
@nikeshmistry99 Жыл бұрын
Honestly, I love hearing you guys talk, it's so relaxing that I put you guys on whenever I'm drawing anything or cooking. It would be neat to hear you guys talk about chaos knights or factions that have defected from the imperium as that tends to be where the most interesting bits of lore tend to come from.
@sleepydragos1461 Жыл бұрын
I want to hear more about the tyranids. I’ve heard a lot of about them in your other videoed and I love ever evolving creatures.
@sovereignjepson520125 күн бұрын
13:53 I love how this Artist depicted Khorne looking like Sauron :)
@henrypaleveda77606 ай бұрын
20:59 you know what this has to be my favorite part of the video.
@dac314 Жыл бұрын
Tau please! I remember a cliffhanger about Death Guard vs Tau that Wolf Lore Rho covered, I'd *love* to hear about an update on that storyline.
@jonathonlong111 Жыл бұрын
Nothing is sounds as scary as an ork in a lab coat
@barbatosmcmurderton42093 ай бұрын
An ork corrupted by Slaanesh.
@SomeBody-kn9wt3 ай бұрын
Cork
@coreyirvine Жыл бұрын
I would love for a grey knights walk through and hearing you explain Kaldor Draigo's shenanigans in the warp
@chrisstark2966 Жыл бұрын
Grey Knights After Dune would be cool.
@gio-wj6fv Жыл бұрын
Using the exercise analogy this is what I envisioned(please don't crucify me if this is heretical) Most traitor primarchs: light calisthenics maybe some weight lifting (as a treat) Angron: is actively eating the gym while breaking prs as a warm up while screaming the entire time
@austinbayer1654 Жыл бұрын
I swear everytime I watch one of your guys videos I gotta go back and binge a bunch more! Keep it up! Can’t wait to hear you guys talk about dune
@connorb9192 Жыл бұрын
I'd love to hear you talking about the Night Lords!
@DespairingDeidre Жыл бұрын
Also with the Tau Ethereal's they are potentially suppressing normal Tau and collating and focussing the psychic presence potentially.
@rowanwinged Жыл бұрын
Your shorts brought me here. Your love for the lore has me staying. GJ
@nes8193 ай бұрын
I love how based on this description Angron is pulling a TTS-Sly Marbo... and tfs pure rage Vegeta aswell.
@andresi2002 Жыл бұрын
PAISE BE TO THE MACHINE GODS! Bless this entry to your great archive so that all may see its glory!
@axelmilan4292 Жыл бұрын
19:58 so basically it's "Meet the Medic" from TF2, but with Orks. Love it.
@Arvis159 Жыл бұрын
I'm loving all of this. This is the first time I've really been able to comprehend the 40k lore.
@israeldelabra9069 Жыл бұрын
I had so much nostalgia for Mechassault 1 and 2 that even 10 years later I actually reorder the 2nd one on eBay and played it on my 360. Good times ! I’m 24 now.
@topaz2821Ай бұрын
“We’re on a mission to 10,000.” Massive growth for only a year
@Mimeturtle Жыл бұрын
Khorne straight up just playing catch with his favourite son before letting him take a nap.
@Sithari_XAOS11 ай бұрын
31:00 If I'm remembering this correctly, there was a story where some tau got into the warp and saw their greater-good-god face to face as it saved their hides, and one of the characters made a comment about how it kinda looks like how humans interpret the greater good not as a philosophy or way of life but as a deity like the emperor.
@novabox7745 Жыл бұрын
My vote is for Tao, but quick question: I’ve been hearing little tidbits about the so called “Leagues of Votaan,” I was wondering if you plan on covering our mutant cousins of norse flavored stone and steel?
@elytraman1809 Жыл бұрын
DIGGY DIGGY HOLE
@juhel5531 Жыл бұрын
Abbadon recruits chaos people like a heist movie. Hey dude, join our chaos undivided. You sunovabeach, I'm in.
@Impuritan222 ай бұрын
8:04 i wasnt paying attention and thought Koda was referring to that Amon Farrell resistance band workout
@muratigentijan8911 Жыл бұрын
bruh you two are like those wrestler comentators just for WH40. love ya channel
@markm1387 Жыл бұрын
Recently found the channel and its my new guilty pleasure. Thanks guys
@84darthme Жыл бұрын
Really Koda. 😂 the "package" in the credit roll had me dying
@patkidd6489 Жыл бұрын
An episode on grey knights would definitely hit the spot
@JP-rx8wl Жыл бұрын
I'd love to see tyranids. I'd love to hear your take on the genestealer cults
@Taveren Жыл бұрын
Iysander out here dropping ASOIAF references 'sweet summer child'
@LichDoktor99 Жыл бұрын
TEXAS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and I have no idea who the night Lord's are (started warhammer binge a week aho) that one sounds neat
@czernovog Жыл бұрын
Months after this episode was released, I'm now listening and UNDERSTANDING SO MUCH random internet content that was previously just noise.
@falloutfable1049 Жыл бұрын
"with the destruction vessel nearly complete. Black jade. Very difficult to come by... thank you angron.. it will... make your control that... much easier" ~ Vashtor
@wisdomneeded1487 Жыл бұрын
Much love guys, keep up the S+ tier work!
@derdamon13 Жыл бұрын
Voting for tau this go around. Would love to see a video on the aeldari too!
@Super_Kami_Guru Жыл бұрын
Love the mech assault reference. Keep upnthe good work you two. These videos have been my hyperfocus for the past month
@astro_tgd Жыл бұрын
I would like to see a lore video about the tyranids!
@afrightenedsloth11 ай бұрын
My temptation to buy that Patreon grows by the video. Each and every single one I watch makes the struggle for my wallet harder.
@morrdey9810 Жыл бұрын
I would love to see an episode about the Salamanders and to see Vulkan return that would be Awesome
@jeb_04 Жыл бұрын
Lets go Night lords!
@Gimbii Жыл бұрын
Def tau. We havent heard nearly anything about them from yall yet and id love to see them expanded on
@azzakirk44 Жыл бұрын
Loooovvvved this recap. Thank you so so much
@Andre-jv8jv Жыл бұрын
Tyranids give my space locust some love
@dragonridgestudios9323 Жыл бұрын
My de facto favorite 40K content. Keep up the good work!!! Tau, if you please, that's my vote :D
@JohnDoe-fb9cy Жыл бұрын
There are no machine gods, there is only the GOD-EMPEROR!!!
@akumaray2822 Жыл бұрын
I would love to see a lore vid on the grey knights or the tau
@PenumbranWolf Жыл бұрын
The Ork Doktor: WEZ PRAKTISIN MEDISIN NOW BOYZ!
@andrewhoff8782 Жыл бұрын
The mech assault 2 joke caught me off guard so badly I had an auditory double take in my head. Loved those Xbox games.
@Woolm810 Жыл бұрын
I like when you put channel goals in your videos and watching them get smashed good job.
@graylordofgrain Жыл бұрын
I'm partial to the Tyanids and the Tau.
@jeremyvenville1531 Жыл бұрын
Imagine if angron thanks khorne for his help and khorne just goes “what are you talking about? I’ve been here the whole time.”
@theredjacket5707 Жыл бұрын
I am an Avid mechassault 2 fan Koda. I am one of those 2 and I stand proud. It would be a blast to see y'all do mechassault lore.
@yeomenim Жыл бұрын
Love this form of 40k exploration
@Bigusher376 Жыл бұрын
Tyrannids, let's gooooo
@nicholasleger439 ай бұрын
Love the content, keep up the good work! 👍
@MadMooseMedic Жыл бұрын
Always knowing where the Eiffel Tower is, and its screaming Skrillix. Hahahahahah Oh yeah, I'm siding with Angron. Man, Chaos is just catching all the W's. Also, I got the Mech Assault reference. The expressions on you guys are great. "Ork in a white lab coat" *DEATH STARE into camera.
@limitedtimeak5508 Жыл бұрын
That is exactly the back burner project I hoped to see
@limitedtimeak5508 Жыл бұрын
Alaska for Gray Knights, army my brother picked so I couldn't
@darklowi Жыл бұрын
Tyranids, The Tau and grey Knights!
@bryandambra6713 Жыл бұрын
A nice succinct lore recap. Good work!
@Colm1800 Жыл бұрын
tbh, i think the eldar look "human" enough that after a few hundred years they might be able to "tolerate" them, and the entity "greater good, id be curious to know if because of the humans in the Tau theyve accidentally made a emperor/greater good style god, thats gonna do a whole Imperium history class speedrun and be a sort of "Emperor of tau-kind" figure later on
@ramonamelson85282 ай бұрын
3:58 Let's do the Time Warp again!~
@sybro9786 Жыл бұрын
And thus completes my binge tonight
@ScaryOcto Жыл бұрын
Thank you for the MechAssault reference
@ChrisWalsh-l4h Жыл бұрын
Great video guys i would say I’m pretty knowledgeable on 40 k now and u guys condense a lot into these videos. 🎉
@bracegodsey868 Жыл бұрын
“Nice guys always finish last” Poor sallymandys 💚
@chaosdh1631 Жыл бұрын
1. Tyrannids, 2. Greynights 3. Tau ....F*ck the nightshades :P
@sookendestroy1 Жыл бұрын
Apparently Perturabo helped with the vashtorr thing but we basically never saw it, he was just sort of in a ship somewhere
@gmanplaysgames256 Жыл бұрын
Isyander's face at 21:07 is the epitome of "what is this nonsense?"
@TraciPeteyforlife Жыл бұрын
Orks would just say more dakka. But mad respect to the inquisition lady who kept praying while dying.
@xilch09 ай бұрын
Pog Mechassault reference. I loved that game
@nox4304 Жыл бұрын
I would very much appreciate the tyranids , specially since the next big box and book is going to be tyranids and it is what has me excited to get into 40k
@davidtrainor9569 Жыл бұрын
Gotta vote for the Tau, they're such an interesting faction that really reframes the Imperium!
@jacobrendon4838 Жыл бұрын
Same the tau are a cool Is faction
@MikeGib-m4q9 ай бұрын
GAUNTS GHOSTS! Two parter please lol Yall are awesome