Everything Wrong With CinemaSins: Blue Beetle in 15 Minutes or More

[@Th3Birdman]

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[@mattway18]

That’s a great joke 😂😂😂

[@yazmenakamura6750]

Ah! I see what you did there. 🤣

[@WilburJackson-dl2mi]

Hilarious

[@abthedragon4921]

Lmfao!

[@grantpowell4135]

Hard belly laugh from this guy lol

[@12SickOne34]

Reads the title, pauses for a moment, looks at the calendar, continues watching.

[@MikaisthebiggestsimpforFord]

Okay this is absolutely the best type of video title to post on April fools day.

[@Mr.Merveil]

I actually forgot what today was

[@EB3Rplus]

Should've been "Everything Great About CinemaWins", if I'm being honest.

[@TheGrossDemon]

​@@Mr.Merveil same lol, I thought cinimasins finally got one right lol.

[@PhoenixMerlyn69]

I didn’t read the title

[@doctordoom85]

@@PhoenixMerlyn69 Same, I watched the whole video and thought it was business as usual, only noticing the title an hour later when going through my watch history.

[@DiamondBatToons]

This is honestly one of my favorite DC films, especially since it's one of the rare cases where it IMPROVES the character's design. Removing the mouth was such a good move

[@woodman3926]

Who actually thought giving BB a mouth was a good idea? Like it’s obvious the newer design is inspired by Tokutastu so why didn’t they go all the way when they came up with it? Some of the coolest looking superheroes have no visible mouths: Kamen Rider, Spider-Man, Spawn, Doctor Fate, Red Hood, Radiant Black, Power Rangers, etc.

[@DanteYewToob]

I disagree.. I think he looks too much like a standard iron man or something. The eyes and mouth made it clear that the suit was bonded with him like a symbiote and that made his stand apart. Especially for average viewers. The suit does look dope, it just looks a little too similar to everything else in my opinion. I wish they kept the more alien design, the blue marks around the eyes and the mouth. I think a good compromise was to only have the mouth appear when he speaks out loud to others. That would also add to the feeling that the suit is alive and adapts to whatever he needs at the time. Not talking, no mouth. But I fully get why people might not like it.. I just personally like the weirdness of comics and I’m not a fan of how similar a lot of comic movies look. To me, I want the characters to have what makes them unique! Big expressive eyes on Spidey, the white eyes and pointy ears on Batman, the expressive blank eyes and little loose material on Deadpool’s mask, and blue beetles mouth. Those are the details that set them apart for me.

[@DiamondBatToons]

@@DanteYewToob in what fucking universe does this version of Blue Beetle look like Iron Man? BB looks so much more organic than any Iron Man design.

[@jlev1028]

​@DiamondBatToons Uh, this one., especially with the annoying AI system inside the suit. It never really feels alive.

[@featherguardian6023]

Honestly Blue Beetle is a Unexpected Hidden Gem as a Puerto Rican Myself I can relate with this Movie and I had a Blast Watching this Film with my Family, let’s hope Blue Beetle Returns in Gunn’s New DC Universe.

[@Perdix64]

Batman doesn’t kill but Alfred doesn’t mind killing, if he sees Alfred grab his double barrel and shoot someone in the chest, he’d complain that Alfred is killing even though he’s an ex-soldier and an ex-royal guard and has actively been known to kill people.

[@redlox2]

Talk about great April fool title video! It got my attention right away!

[@samueldotson2809]

Same here

[@BlackenedSunsets]

Same

[@grandpagohan1]

Screw anyone who bad mouths this movie, it was fucking AWESOME. So much goddamn fun.

[@3s_muycar0]

Me and my family thought so too! My little sister became a big fan of BB right after, and that was was pretty jarring for how big of a marvel fan she is lol.

[@drex9343]

“If these videos were representative of your credit score, you’d be black.” That took me out in the middle of the library.

[@AntoineVello]

Blunt force trauma is a good way of killing people in armour, I see Birdman went to the Gundam IBO school of combat.

[@edoardoprevelato6577]

I think that most people with a modicum of interest in medieval fighting know that.

[@shadowdagon7358]

Isn't it just because the armor is rigid so the energy from bluntforce trauma isn't fully absorbed and is able to somewhat pass through to the person in the armor?

[@edoardoprevelato6577]

@@shadowdagon7358 not quite. First, we must make a distinction between the two types of armor we mean to hit with a bludgeoning weapon: mail and plate (let's discard helmets, just by saying that headshots are always good). Mail: mail is almost entirely impervious to cutting and partly to piercing. However, since it isn't rigid, it cannot absorb blunt force trauma. Hence our goal isn't to make someone bleed and hit muscles/tendons, but to break bones (especially the ribcage). Plate: basically impossible to cut and pierce, everything bounces off or is redirected. Blunt force helps us in two ways here: either by making the knight fall over or denting the armor so much that it caves in and makes it difficult to breathe/move, or leaves room for direct damage.

[@shadowdagon7358]

@edoardoprevelato6577 In the case of Mail, the reason blunt force works would be because the armor is either because the armor isn't rigid or thick enough to give stopping power against the thing causing the blunt force trauma. But because of the small gaps and strong structure, it's good for stopping or mitigating slashing and stabbing effects since most bladed weapons arent made for fitting into those gaps well enough to cause damage, which I believe is why its sometimes used as underarmor for armors that can deal with bluntforce better but maybe not cutting stabbing or slashing. I may be wrong about all of this and am saying it based on some very loose knowledge

[@edoardoprevelato6577]

@@shadowdagon7358 you are right, and it's basically what i attempted to summarize. You mist think of a fully armored knight (cloth padding + chainmail + plate) as a living tank. Most of the time, you don't destroy a tank, you disable it. A knight is far easier to topple over or throw down his horse and then hold down to kill with a knife to the throat or by mobbing with blunt weapons, than anything else.

[@CaptainphoenixofficialYT]

This title is from an alternate reality. Please return it immediately.

[@spartanc173]

The Foundation is extremely displeased.

[@lordbandi9804]

*checks calendar* Title checks out.

[@abthedragon4921]

3:01 Speaking as someone who did go to college, got a degree and has been looking for a job for almost a year! I took that "sin" personally! I was able to graduate debt free at least

[@danilutka]

As someone who went to college over ten years ago and still doesn't have a job that's directly related to that field...😅

[@jexelbur6872]

Funny thing about tipping/getting tips: apparently some businesses don’t allow tips because that’s a form of “bribery”. I would get tips (working in retail) but the goal was appreciation not coercion. I do agree that tipping is a perpetual thing that’s harmful because a) tippers don’t always tip (generously) and b) companies that DO allow tipping don’t know how many tips the workers get.

[@billybob7135]

I work in a business like that, and when someone left me a tip and left right after, it became a controversy. My higher ups knew it was a nice gesture and that I wasn't bribed, but no one was sure what to do via official channels until they said "screw it" and let me keep the tip, but told me never to accept one again.

[@JohnEusebioToronto]

No, Flash has a second weakness: Hawaiian police.

[@shemarspann7307]

I actually loved Blue Beetle, it was an amazing movie. It was funny, sad, and action packed. Khadji Dah being voiced by Becky G was an amazing choice

[@GabrielSantos-pz7mh]

Yes, it's because in the comics it was said that Kaji-Da's voice resembles the voice of Jaime's mother.

[@dopiley]

2:35 Thank You Th3Birdman!

[@King_Vangelis]

I just want to say I love those moments at the end where you show yourself recording. I don’t know why I do but please keep adding those.

[@BlueDog241]

I always thought Penguin fit as a Batman villain because he represented corruption in high/wealthy society.

[@skeletonking1]

The penguin represents how rich people are seen, including bruce wayne for some people on that universe. Basically, the penguin represents what if Bruce was evil and didn't put on the persona of Batman.

[@Ivylover5880]

Can I just say of all the DC movies I’ve seen, this is my favorite one. It really just encapsulates a fun and emotional movie. And seeing this as an April Fools video, just makes me happy

[@lorenzoditrolio6680]

I know some people don’t like how quick the scarab adjusts, but I like that

[@NicmationS_YT]

Blue beetle is my favorite hero in general and I watched this with my family we are Latino and were very pleased to see this movie. Also im fluent in Spanish you did fine man 😂

[@thechamber9]

have i mentioned lately how much i appreciate you doing your own closed captioning and the comedy therein? thanks!

[@plumdowner1941]

The best April Fool's gift I could ask for. More Birdman.

[@cleverpsyche115]

Honestly feels like this movie got so much unnecessary shit because of assholes online being overly critical (CinemaSins) or grifters straight up stating their contempt for it (Nerdrotic).

[@brenyatta]

“We’re losing the house.” “Auto shop’s gone.” “Dad had a heart attack.” But they got the van!

[@davidwindell]

As a person with significant mobility issues, the word “crippled” is NOT offensive, it’s accurate. I almost want to make it my personal crusade to ensure this word is not canceled, because there is NOTHING inherently offensive about it whatsoever. “Differently-abled” literally means the exact same thing as crippled does, and I find it hilarious that people replace one innocuous word with some “safer” sounding term just for the sake of grandstanding. If anyone on Earth has the right to be offended by being called crippled it’s me, and I’m not. If someone IS, then it’s on them to ask others to call them a term that makes them feel better

[@babs3241]

Thank you for the tipping rant!!! (Um, yeah, that was the thing.) And yes, much of this screamed, "Hi, I'm rich."

[@otr23kb]

12:08 found my new favourite birdman video🤣🤣 comedy gold brav

[@AdamEdn]

“You’d be black” - got me 😂🙌🏿

[@darylesells19]

His reaction got me, I thought the joke was cute, but when he double over laughing at his own joke I couldn’t not laugh too.

[@lsabine1278]

i must live under a rock bc i didn’t get the joke. and i want to understand it. pls help😭

[@omimg]

That credit score bit was so damn funny, one of the best birdman jokes in a while

[@destructo-pizzatv2263]

Day 199 of telling th3birdman I don't appreciate his content (Happy april fools day)

[@batmanslarynx]

The "16 years experience" line made me lol.

[@BobbyMoore2-mp8wb]

Blue Beetle 🪲 was a great movie 🎥 😊

[@angelaplays]

Oh. You got me for a second there

[@JaboGuzzler]

I’m ashamed that I only first watched blade runner was after your video on it, but I’m so glad I watched it. Made me appreciate cyberpunk a whole lot more. Also I love that people were mad about dune 2 plot when it’s literally been written since the 60’s lmao

[@TheCrazyPlayer]

I am not an alcoholic, and I understood Jeremy’s point about the wine case. I would argue that the sin here is not knowing too much about wine, but rather missing the visual storytelling: whoever owns this house clearly has more money than sense, they store (presumably expensive) wine in a location guaranteed to diminish its value. That’s worth 12 sins. 😆

[@fretroboomin9200]

You had to have had a good time making this one😂 appreciate you man 🙏🏽 this was great

[@MythicOneOne]

I completely agree with you that the most interesting Batman stories are the ones where he isn't fighting gods and aliens, while things like the Hellbat and stupid Batweapons can be cool they are not my favourite stories. The only time I can see Batman be a cool and effective member of the JLA is if he's the old man in the chair, like he is to Terry in Beyond.

[@smbenga2]

I love the Batman criticism, there’s nothing wrong with being honest about him not being on the same level as heroes with actual powers 😂

[@thebeatunleashed9509]

the double take I just took when I saw the thumbnail lmao

[@casualfool122]

Superman fans having to go through a story where Superman turns evil and Batman and his deus-ex-machina appear to defeat him for the 39232974293297429372793th time:

[@3s_muycar0]

Such a fun movie with a great soundtrack. My mom went and added a lot of the songs from it right after, favorites being “Nada Personal” by Soda Stereo and “Yo Voy” by Depresión Post-Mortem

[@adrianclark2734]

Beautiful Final Fantasy metal at the beginning

[@nategar412]

Kinda disappointed that only the title was an April Fools joke. Also, Penguin reflects the wealthy businessman aspect of Bruce Wayne.

[@arielhansen7668]

Making fun of goku wering that shirt is fantastic I love it XD

[@KAJ53]

I absolutely appreciate the Batman, what people will call Slander, but the TRUTH!!!!! And I LOVE BATMAN!

[@ordinarygamergameplay3849]

Greatest video ever to release on this date. Thks Birdman.

[@petrastedman669]

For a moment, I thought this was a collaboration with CinemaWins. But this ended up being way better.

[@bandit_6207]

As a long time fan of your channel and of batman, you're right on both counts.

[@Justin-td2er]

Whoa. Awesome Final Fantasy theme song intro!

[@corypowercat7277]

I'm glad Beetle got a movie. I only heard about him through Young Justice.

[@ExcuseZero]

My man @Th3Birdman spitting facts about tipping! That being said, as a former server for many years, I still tip 20%, but I don't agree with the practice whatsoever in the form it's been normalized in the US. It should be a bonus for exceptional service, not a means of subsistence.

[@adamlastname9731]

The credit score line had me dead. That may go down as one of your best written lines ever

[@mattway18]

THAT CREDIT SCORE JOKE! 😂😂😂

[@kagenoo1084]

I was going to say that while strength wise Batman doesn't belong on the justice league but that he does add a human element to the team and a goal for regular people to reach for but then I remembered that 1. Badman is debated to not even be human in Gotham and 2. Green arrow in on the team, had a connection through his wife for how he got on the team (nepotism, ethically questionable but still reliable) and fits the vibe of the justice league a lot better.

[@luigiboi4244]

Bird man’s actually right about that Batman being on the Justice League thing. Although he shows up in most episodes of the cartoon, Batman is seen as a part-timer because he refuses to fully join the league.

[@WastelandBowman]

2:42 based.

[@RedDragonForce2]

@ 13:48 Try telling that to Doug Walker and the Bat Credit Card. And yes, that is his running joke.

[@jlev1028]

Linkara killed that joke years ago. It was never funny in the first place.

[@zachpro5475]

Is this an April fools video

[@llarmstrong783]

i think so.

[@InfiniteFury2K]

Only the title and description are participating in April Fool's this year.

[@terogates1]

First thought when I saw the title

[@khalilsmith7771]

That's what I'm saying

[@TheKannibalistic]

No, this is Patrick

[@jimmybudgysmuggler658]

While I can't deny batman works better in his own solo series/taking down street level threats, I still believe he has a place on the justice league if only for larger government based stories like the cadmus arc in justice league unlimited season 2

[@GooeyChewie]

You did pronounce Milagro correctly. While I am far from fluent in Spanish, that’s one word I paid particular attention to in class because it translates to my last name.

[@TheTraumaKing]

Final fantasy 1 intro remix wtfnff dude, spirit animal, deadass

[@jlev1028]

Win 1: Jeremy wears blue sometimes, so it makes perfect sense for him to cover a movie about blue. :P

[@jbcatz5]

Time was also a factor as the family needed money quick, and Jaime got the job with help from his sister. I wouldn’t be surprised if the job hunt was affected by profiling against Jaime.

[@DeeZKnutz35]

"If these videos were representative of your credit score, you'd be black!" This is why I love you, Th3Birdman.

[@GenoReaper333]

The title, the ff music cover, perfection

[@huntercrindson3927]

16:15 Honestly as a Mexican you did pronounced it fairly well though you put too much emphasis in Gro and it sounded like her name was Milagroo (In Spanish the "oo" doesn't sound as a "u" in some words. )

[@LordHayabusa85]

Actually in the comics, Wonder Woman has two weaknesses. Her own lasso and bladed weapons.

[@r4pt0r12]

CS: Movie has time to do things that aren't necessary for the plot *ding* Also CS: I have time to talk about things that aren't related to the movie i'm sinning, like my ex-girfriend, that was also my cousin.

[@Menibor1]

Nothing wrong with mayo and ketchup on a burger .....

[@InfiniteFury2K]

Personally, for me, Mayo fits better with Chicken in burgers.

[@lordvika2526]

idk why but today was the first time i got any of videos in my feed in months....i have everything turned on....but it didnt show up.....and i always watch your videos as soon as they show up

[@Okaysoldier51]

You make more good points in one video than Jeremy has in his entire channel history

[@aaronwilder2775]

Honestly, I love this movie. Out of DC's most recent movies I think it's one of the best

[@WilburJackson-dl2mi]

I grew up in Aurora, Illinois which also has a large Hispanic population and i don't speak Spanish either, so i can relate.

[@Forriedude]

Starting with the Crystal Theme? I'm in for another treat!

[@sammayes948]

That while comment about goku and writing yourself into a corner got a chuckle outta me

[@Hedorahstan71]

Excitedly awaiting for cinemasins video on goji -1 so you can talk about it

[@artificiallystupidintellig8819]

Besides the criticisms of this movie. But as a 2nd gen spanish immigrant. That pressure to do something great in life in US had me crying a bit. Thats shit s rough. But the love that family gave was beautiful.

[@thehumancreation2194]

I love to see you do everything wrong with CinemaSins all Jurassic Park movies. Love see you call him out lol

[@OwenOgletree]

Okay, I'm not gonna lie. You REALLY got me with the title. Well played, Birdman.

[@supersaiyanbino]

Oh man, that final fantasy remix is dope!!

[@liana6712]

Cinema Sins has done a video going through Nimona. I'm letting you know, because I like your videos and I wanted to see you sin Cinema Sins sinning Nimona.

[@RedHood410]

I've missed so many EWWC! Why haven't they been popping up in my feed? Hell, why haven't I been getting notifications?

[@corypowercat7277]

Is that a techno version of the Final Fantasy prelude?

[@Dee_Rock]

Thought it was CinemaWins at first glance 😂 Some awesome jabs in this one. Enjoyed it very much

[@nofacebabiilive]

2:47 Th3Birdman would be excellent in Reservoir Dogs

[@workingstiff0586]

14:07 You're goddamned right about that!!

[@LightingbladeShen]

7:07 Birdman just unironically pulled a Kirito and called someone moron 3 times in almost as many sentences. Like Kirito saying idiot That's impressive! As for the Batman statement...yes. As a big Batman fan, I feel he works best as a 'streetlevel' character, detective skills and hand to hand. No 'dodging omega beams by being batman' bs

[@DemonBlade214]

Tipping is extra money for good service not no reason. People who deride tipping because the employer should pay us more are annoying because the bottom line is: they DON’T. So *in the meantime* tip your servers and delivery drivers. Just sitting on the internet saying employers should pay their more isn’t going to make them do it so just give the tip especially if their service was good because most likely your server was very overwhelmed.

[@Th3Birdman]

You seem to be speaking directly to me, a person that not only tips every single instance one can tip (Subway, sit down restaurants, ordering pizza, carrying out Thai food, etc.), but one that also gives the largest tip on the receipt every single time. You've missed the point of the conversation entirely; you are not owed extra money for doing your job. Do you pay Best Buy workers for helping you find an item? Do you tip your dentist after he works on a cavity? Do you slide the mailman a few extra bucks for delivering your packages? The obvious answer to these questions is "no, I don't", so why then do you think waiters SHOULD get a tip? The obvious answer to that question is "they don't pay us enough", which is the point I was making, and the crux of the issue. Let's be clear-- if waiters/service workers got fair pay, they wouldn't need to get tips. They get tipped because most people understand they are underpaid. Continuing to participate in tipping culture (something I am guilty of) contributes to this problem and it's why they continue to get away with underpaying you. You are clearly a short-term thinker. Instead of campaigning for fair wages and getting a better deal in the long term, you'd rather pass the burden onto increasingly angry customers that don't think tips should be mandatory in the short term. When you make people feel like something is mandatory, you build resentment, and that's what's currently going on in this country. Restaurants are seeing less and less patrons over time, with more than a few people stating tipping being one of the major reasons why. Speaking of this country, this country is one of the few with tipping culture, and the only one where this is a major problem. In Japan, for example, you don't tip at all. It's not a thing outside of Uber Eats and Uber taxi, and even then, the workers don't expect those tips or complain that they're owed them, and they deliver FAR better service than anyone here in America. So this is uniquely an American issue, and guess what America does the best in the world? Capitalism, otherwise known as "exploiting people for profit". Your issue lies with your handlers, not the customer. Remember who's putting that money in your pocket. Because it damn sure ain't your employer.

[@DemonBlade214]

@@Th3Birdman I don’t work in the restaurant industry anymore, I work in the nightclub/nightlife industry, so it’s a whole different beast. The last restaurant I worked for did pay us well. The tips were an added bonus, so there are employers out there that take care of their staff. I don’t disagree with anything you said it’s just that how would we go about campaigning for extra wages? Talking to our employers would probably get us fired.

[@Th3Birdman]

"I don’t disagree with anything you said it’s just that how would we go about campaigning for extra wages? Talking to our employers would probably get us fired" My assumption is that most people empathize with service workers, being one of the main industries as far as employment goes. Most of us have worked in customer facing jobs in our lives, so we understand how shit of a job it can be. That being the case, this can be fixed with legislation. If there was a bill introduced in your state that pays service workers a fair wage in relation to the cost of living, I would think most voters would support it, given my earlier assumption. So this means going beyond your employer and going to the state government. The quick and easy refutation to my suggestion is that if employers raised wages, they would have to raise prices of their service as well, in which case two things will be true: 1. With the current system of implied and included gratuities, we already pay a lot for food/service, so there wouldn't really be that much of a difference for the consumer anyway and 2. If a business cannot operate without shortchanging their employees (clears throat) THEY SHOULDN'T BE IN BUSINESS IN THE FIRST FUCKING PLACE. All jobs should allow for cost of living wages at minimum in whatever area they operate in and should be shut down if they cannot provide this level of compensation for their employees. Period.

[@GabrielSantos-pz7mh]

I really love the movie. I can't wait for Blue beetle 2 in the new DCU. He has too much potential, and James Gunn knows it. And by the way, Kaji-Da became intangible to enter Jaime's body.

[@somedudewithakeyboard5388]

I'll never get over the time my Aunt applied for a job as a programmer and got rejected because the position required 5 years of Python 3 experience... This happened in 2011, Python 3 released in 2008

[@KSC_G18c]

My ninja, that credit score joke made me choke on my coffee to the point my coworkers got concerned. Made my day😂😂😂

[@ADMTyRenn]

"Because Goku exist" Major facts.

[@joshnunya324]

Cried 3 times, Hispanic Bias

[@darkchilde100]

I totally agree with tipping. If severs get a living wage and I as a customer want to tip them I will. But I shouldn't have to. And that was totally the Zorg ZF1. lol Flashes only weakness is Ezra Miller.

[@christ-abel8774]

"I get that you wanted to make an alien probe joke, but at least do it when we can't see the alien sneak off to the SIDE! Do you even know where the booty hole is??" DAMMIT... I was eating 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@comicscinemaothermedia9247]

6:05 As a Blue Bettle fan, I know Jeremy would die if he saw Ted Kord

[@nightshade7240]

We have wonder woman, a warrior trained from birth in battle and strategy, who has fought god/s, who is invulnerable. Who is a natural born leader vs a guy in a gimp suit who has lots of money and tech and they choose gimp suit as the leader when he has absolutely no personal understanding of the real power of superheroes and has no actual experience in battle. Oh and she has an invisible plane which trumps anything Batman could possibly bring to the fight. I agree, he should stick to the vigilante detective against humans because that's why he is actually cool. He can barely take Bane and we're to believe that he could actually beat even the least of the superheroes? The weakest super powered villain would rip his head off and use it as a goblet. By rights, he shouldn't even be able to beat Ivy and only his plot armour saves him.

[@SCF721]

You almost had me with the title there 😂