Excessive Accessories

[@gilless429]

"Were you attacked by a thrift store ?" God that line is gold. XD

[@allenholloway5109]

"Not this time."

[@JonesCrimson]

"I spent all my time multi-classing into nerd and business..."

[@nightmist1361]

+Allen Holloway so apperently he's been attacked by a thrift store before

[@micahquiton7731]

"Not this time"

[@synthetichumangaming4634]

I like the response even better. "Not this time." THIS TIME.

[@quantumplatinum3029]

"Not this time." So he has been attacked before.

[@diamondpotatogaming5065]

I mean, who hasn’t?

[@Troommate]

I have been trying to multi-class into Fully-Functional Adult for years.

[@plaidchickens3271]

I am still technically a nine year old :/

[@TheoneandonlyDrops]

Troommate It's not worth it.

[@PaulNgoXIII]

Oh, that's just a mythical class that doesn't exist.

[@xornxenophon3652]

Bah! Adult sucks as a class; try becoming a pet in a household without kids! Way better...

[@laharlkent]

And for a week you have to dress like Johnny Depp

[@Vidiri]

In case you were wondering, the classes that flipped past were: - School Teacher - President - Dad - World's Best Boss - Office Worker - Literal God - Starving Artist - Man-Child - Mechanic - Fully-Functional Adult

[@solokom]

I totally wasn`t, but thank you nevertheless. :)

[@jameswhitley4101]

I love how all these are mutually exclusive from "full-functioning adult." As in, you might be a President of the World's Best Boss or a god or a Dad... but you might not be a fully-functioning adult.

[@justseffstuff3308]

Oh, cool. Thanks.

[@PyroJohn19]

@@jameswhitley4101 I mean Donald Trump is the President and not a fully functioning adult.

[@MegaChickenonastick]

@@PyroJohn19 you're just jealous.

[@robertvanorden9133]

I honestly thought when the transformation begun it would end with Ian in a suit. But still 11/10 video!!!!

[@General12th]

That would have been funny. Even funnier would be the homeless guy!

[@jozuavaleria328]

Instead of Ian, I was expecting him to turn into JP

[@DavidFletcher08]

Leaving Coma same xD

[@robertstegmann9260]

Maybe he meant he would turn into Ian.

[@nekdo_kavc]

"According to this you have to invest 40 hours a week into the real job skill tree to maintain it" "That's not worth it." good one

[@Bramswarr]

god that skill tree is such a grind, it doesn't even have a level cap it just ends on a timer

[@TheArklyte]

Negdo Kavc every cigarette kills 5 minutes of your life... every work day kills 8 hours:\

[@nekdo_kavc]

There are 10 Montenegrin commandments, and the first one is like this: Čovjek se rodi umoran i živi da bi se odmar'o. Which translates like: A man is born tired and he lives to rest.

[@cityuser]

r/outside

[@kodiak4594]

A wise people, indeed

[@TLhikan]

It seems that Allison isn't the only one who has a problem with equipping every found item.

[@plaidchickens3271]

Where did those enemies come from though?

[@TLhikan]

Think about how many enemies the DM crew has: Dell Laptop, Doodlecon, Jegor and Yegor, sometimes Ian- it's a wonder they don't spend *more* time fighting them off.

[@plaidchickens3271]

True

[@TheKartana]

Ikea

[@raddest.radish]

*has real job* *weeps internally at punchline* 😭

[@cockamamieschemes]

We all do. An ocean of tears could be constructed.

[@plaidchickens3271]

*Doesn't have a life or job so laughs at punchline*

[@gravijta936]

Ricky is right. It's not worth it!

[@Robinson3938]

has 3 jobs and classes internally imagines hopping on a passing train to become an extortionist hobo at punchline

[@andrewsercer9538]

The Struggle is REAL

[@DaBezzzz]

"Were you attacked by a thrift store?" "Not this time." Everytime I rewatch a door monster video, I find something new to find hilarious

[@thechannelthatplantscrave5145]

Thankfully I have a ring that gives me +8 to video watching and +4 to commenting. Also I sold all my junk to a merchant to get me this ring.

[@pauldeddens5349]

Jeez man, thats a dick move... yeah i also bought from that merchant, +7 improv

[@brucechmiel7964]

I have a +5 Long-sword of troll slaying. Selling for 35000 Gold.

[@kentuckyreenactor9132]

I think everyone is ignoring a good opening. “Were you attacked by a thrift store?” “Not this time”

[@AndrewCoffman]

But with a 20% reduction in completion time and +5 time management, wouldn't that mean the time to invest per week would then be 32 hours per week that didn't interfere with preferred activities?

[@epicstyle1000]

no it would just make him more efficient, still has to complete the 40 hours. Probably help level him up to become a Boss faster

[@GeorgeMonet]

Paid by the hour. Or if you are salaried you need to spend 60 hours per week.

[@jas9222]

Damnit! I invested 9999 hours in the Video Games Skill Tree and I only get plus 5 reactions bonus against flying objects at 8:00pm to 3:00am. Now I have to make a new build!

[@GeorgeMonet]

The worst part is that it gets reduced by your age stat.

[@solokom]

Their punchlines are like my friends at school - they hit me every time.

[@jamestrotman3238]

Hey Ricky is back!, and he brought a fluffy fortress of a beard with him😆 Also i like rhubarb milkshakes better

[@jackdereduvo1109]

Meh.

[@plaidchickens3271]

THE RHUBARB RELIGION, STAND BACK ALL YOU ZUCCHINI PEASANTS THE SECOND COMING OF RICKY IS HAPPENING

[@AnoAssassin]

He's the milkshake vendor? Boy, didn't recognize him

[@darkflamesquirrel]

THE RHUBARB WILL NOT BE MOVED

[@alectrem]

WHAT EVEN IS A RHUBARB? IT SOUNDS LIKE THE STUFF YOU GET IN BETWEEN YOUR TOES AFTER WEARING SOCKS TOO LONG!

[@dutchtheguy849]

Praise the shiny things

[@AnoAssassin]

I love these meta-RPG videos like this one and D&D: Diplomancy. Thank you for making a new one :)

[@Elemental-Phoenix]

Ricky is the rare wilderbeast in the wilds, rarely showing his face, except to give us...GOLD.

[@Nionivek]

Holy cow it has been FOREVER since we seen that guy!

[@DoorMonster]

He's been gathering power for years and was finally able to manifest in our dimension for three days.

[@Vulspyr]

Another masterpiece Door Monster.

[@DoorMonster]

Thank you!

[@VeraDragon]

It's a real job, dad!

[@Sam-lr9oi]

Just found your channel the other day and I'm loving it. I haven't had the chance to go through everything you guys have done, but I think you could do something great with Morrowind, with the dice-roll combat mechanics and Fog-is-Lore (could be an argonian name, now that I mention it). Also Fargoth and his damn ring and that sexy crouch walk. "How can you kill a God? What a grand and intoxicating innocence"

[@jackdereduvo1109]

We all worship Lord Kyle.

[@tichepotato7992]

Hail Lord Kyle. I denounce Venice, Boatmormonism, and Yoloism in favour of Lord Kyleism.

[@plaidchickens3271]

LORD KYLE LOVES ME THE MOST! or least I don't know which

[@jackdereduvo1109]

Actually, screw that. Kyle is an irresponsible evil little... Wait. "Evil". I could use this to my advantage. Kyle, how would you like to be the new Nazgûl Lord? (The old one was destroyed by Meriadoc Brandybuck and Éowyn of Rohan, so there's a job opening.)

[@DayDay80631]

kyle: Lord of the Nazgûl has a nice ring to it. It should be on a t-shirt.

[@skagra4290]

This will be my next religion in civ V.

[@StillAlexander]

Only Door Monster funnies can make a man forget about searing ear infection pain to stop and laugh at a joke about getting attacked by thrift stores. Hat's off to you.

[@TheNerdySimulation]

Now this is the kind of Pathfinder/D&D game I'd like to see more of! Call it... Humans & Households.

[@MaguffinMuffin]

found this channel like a week ago, been obsessively watching since, legitimately one of the most consistently funny channels on youtube

[@racer927]

That's why Terraria lets you hide accessories when they were given visibility in 1.2.3 Nothing like rusty, bloody shackles around your wrists, a heart necklace coated in honey, an electric blue pair of running, rocket and ice skates, climbing claws covering your fists and a shiny green balloon filled with flatulence that you've tied a horseshoe to.

[@dougrattmann3554]

I like the Cave Johnson painting. where can I get one?

[@plaidchickens3271]

Google, print out a picture then frame it, simplest answer

[@cockamamieschemes]

If memory serves me correctly, I think Kyle made that one.

[@lforlight]

You could also draw it yourself, like Kyle did.

[@strixt]

I'm disheartened that nobody has yet realized OPs name...

[@TheoneandonlyDrops]

Doug Rattman Kyle's House. Just steal it and pretend it's a skit.

[@nicshoemaker8853]

Kyle I love your guys' videos and am always happy whenever I see a new one get put out! Although if you also want better armor bonuses from wearing layers you have to remember that you can only do that in a cold environment.

[@qwop9992]

Hello, door monster. I literally just found out like 5 minutes ago that smosh broke up because their channel had become more like a company, and less like friends doing something fun together. I just figured I would warn you to do everything in your power to make this *not* happen on your channel. It would break all our hearts. Otherwise, this was a great video. Keep up the fantastic work!

[@misterproject8]

qwop9992 I'm pretty sure that won't happen with DM. Kyle made some few bad deals with a company and will probably never make any deals ever again. My biggest fear, however, is the increase of toxicity in the channel's community.

[@varana]

With more people, increased toxicity is inevitable. That's just how the internet (and life, but the internet in particular) works.

[@nykidxxx]

MasterProject - DM needs to ride through the transition wave. It's not toxicity, just that they are entering mainstream internet's attention. It's going to be rough until they adjust and get used to it.

[@ichimcosmin8866]

MasterProject Yeps... the guy with the unnecessary penis ring joke got more than 60 Thumbs Up...

[@DoorMonster]

Aw, that's too bad :< We're all just getting started here, so don't worry about us splitting up any time soon. We're unfamiliar with how Smosh's company was structured, but while we do plan on evolving Door Monster Entertainment into a full production studio eventually, we also hope to keep the same open, accessible feel that we've had so far.

[@dorkmax7073]

Kyle throwing serious shade. "Walking around looking like a Kmart display rack". Got to remember that.

[@youdont12know]

is an amulet of create water really so much better then a canteen that you spend your amulet slot on it?

[@ProbsNotABot]

it's unlimited water... you could literally save thousands of lives by giving people free, clean water

[@youdont12know]

seeing the speed at which it flows I doubt it'd let you save people at such a scale, not to mention the logistics of distributing it. Also, even if this amulet and it's effects are unique there's still more efficient ways of solving the issue. Finally, I don't think someone who hoards enough magic rings to wear one on each finger is particalury concerned with 'sharing'.

[@TheArklyte]

yd12k put it into a plastic bag and connect it to canteen. Still problem with quantity?

[@purplekt1722]

You could drink your fill of water without ever needing to buy it, carry it around, or even getting up and refilling/retreiving it. Not to mention how bling it is. Would you rather hand your freinds a water bottle, or a magic amulet? Also, if you want to use a differen't neck item, just swap it out when you're not thirsty.

[@giraffedragon6110]

Oh cmon, 40 hours a week ain’t that bad! You only pray for the weekend at the end and start of each day.

[@xuantianshangti8735]

Ricky turned into a real adult?!? Does that mean he's leaving Door monster now? xD

[@DoorMonster]

Hey... Yeah, alright, that's fair.

[@damoclesecoe7184]

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centers_in_the_United_States

[@scp7375]

finished the binge watch list in one sitting and it was a good use of time :D thanks for all the videos.

[@adeadfreelancer1846]

this channel is everything

[@doxazo5512]

"No, they're gauntlets" I'm dying

[@jackrico3930]

"Were you attacked by a thrift store?" Honestly you guys make the funniest skits! Keep them up!

[@slimeboy3]

You guys are hilarious. Wish you would get more recognition

[@Faxanadu_]

... ... ... Ricky is my spirit animal, holy crap.

[@WillRHill]

My favourite part was the portrait of Cave Johnson. Just wow at having that in your home

[@lambda1946]

And now I know how much I nerd a cave Johnson portrait

[@gustavkrogsbygaard3254]

At first glance i thought Kyle literally sat on the floor next to a perfectly good sofa, but i quickly convinced myself that could not be the case. Must have been an illusion. Why would anyone do that?

[@Salfur]

So Ricky's been attacked by a thrift store? Was it the store itself or the employees? Personally, I think it's funnier if the store itself attacked him.

[@timothycarney9652]

No- think of the store like a pirate ship- he was attacked by a thrift store the same way someone would get attacked by pirates- Fire some knockoff jewelery accross their broadside, Prepare cheap scarves for boarding!

[@MoonPatch]

@@timothycarney9652 you don't say someone was attacked by a pirate ship and mean it was pirates, you just say they were attacked by pirates with the ship being implied Saying he was attacked by a thrift store makes it more likely that the actual store itself attacked him, rather than it's employees Although your comment is funnier than mine so you see the bind I'm in

[@Loopy_lollipop]

It was a mimic disguised as a thrift store

[@stcpolskielamy5984]

The cave Johnson portrait is sick, respect

[@TheScoutnation]

that was well done

[@DrLongWang]

it wasn't what I expected, it was better.

[@DungeonDad]

Just casually reading the pathfinder core rules, seems about right.

[@gingerinajacket8519]

I have a combination of the Ring of Night owl, and the amulet of energy so I only require 6 hours of sleep and get to keep 90% of the morning energy. This is a 15% boost and is very useful. I also have the ring of intelligence and the headband of logic, allowing me to solve problems with a -5 requirement to all intelligence checks. Combined with the shoes of swift footedness and the armband of flexibility, I also have a tennis sub build as well.

[@Acid_Lace]

Ricky looking like he's about to laugh makes it even funnier.

[@FlipzMCL]

"According to this you have to invest 40 hours a week into the "Real Job" skill tree to maintain it." "Oh, that's not worth it." WHERE'S THE LIE THO??

[@misteryman526]

I've been avoiding the 'Fully Functional Adult' class ever since it was nerfed.

[@austynmorris318]

"Were you attacked by a thrift store?" "Not this time" What happened to him?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[@cooltv2776]

first, how did you do that water from the amulet second, someone figure out what page kyle opened to in the book

[@evaban1917]

The title sounds like a name of a Skyrim mod

[@TheOnlyToblin]

Usually, your punchline is the one that kicks it. Here it's the opening line. "Were you attacked by a thrift store" is fucking gold.

[@william90210]

the more I watch these, the more you guys kill these, good stuff ]

[@txazg5717]

That sitting position doesn't seem comfortable, Kyle

[@joaolucasfraga9147]

- Were you attacked by a thrift store? - Not this time.

[@doxazo5512]

Can we have a retro series? Where you remake/rewrite old sketches? You have some pretty cool content that almost no one has seen

[@canpiv09]

"Were you attacked by a thrift store?" "Not this time" Wait a minute. Alright, now we need to know when Ricky got attacked by a thrift store. I mean, I've played some crazy RPG's, but that's a new one.

[@lforlight]

Note to Kyle: Show the Amulet of Ozarka in the next BTS video. I need to see this.

[@RonaldMcJuicy]

love that mastery of dance is a requirement for becoming a fully functional adult.

[@spalshie7662]

There's always a catch to the coolest classes

[@robbieliddle2462]

"Did you get attacked by a thrift store?" Brilliant!

[@Window_Hero]

Kyle works so hard, it doesn't matter if his job isn't normal, it's as real as they get.

[@HydroPat]

phenomenal punch line

[@fallofalltocome]

Yes another game related video I love these videos. Kmart reference, wow did not think they were still around to be referenced. In Ricky cause I would have gone with The One Ring.

[@silversmoke8398]

Ayy, quality content. Nice. I came here from college humour, so I'm glad to see stuff that's actually funny.

[@traxathon4464]

RICKY BE BAAAAAAAAACK

[@melancholy302]

"you cant wear 3 cloaks" "why not?" "because thats not realistic" "but im already wearing 3 boots of elvenkind"

[@spazzarus]

me in a nutshell. Person "Help me get up." Me "I'm here, your over there."

[@ryankunst668]

I'd laugh, but I legitimately wear two necklaces all the time, both of which are symbols which are meant to have a magical affect to help me XD

[@totallynameless7592]

I'm a simple woman. I see pathfinder, I like.

[@KOTYAR0]

TotallyNameless where are you from, though?

[@hamwam8218]

Ok, so we're not going to talk about how Kyle was just casually reading the D&D Hand Book?

[@jimmythebusdriver]

It's been almost 3 years, and only now I got this one joke. Circlet of motivation. Will you help me up? Nah, I'm over here, and you're all the way over there. Fucking genius.

[@N1GHTH4WK986]

I literally lol'd at the punchline. Also, it's too true.

[@dyslegein]

with that bonus to dace, his stat is already so high, so much- No one is safe!

[@Snnoy]

“Not this time,” so you’re saying he’s been assaulted by a thrift store before?

[@scottgrizzell8210]

I love the picture of Cave Johnson in the background

[@plaidchickens3271]

T H E R H U B A R B W I L L N O T B E M O V E D! Also Ricky how was the other Dimension you live in?

[@jamestrotman3238]

Plaid Chickens i think its the one that gives all its inhabitants beards

[@plaidchickens3271]

Most likely

[@jackdereduvo1109]

Jefferey has been there, too.

[@JLPicard1648]

Jefferey is everywhere, until Community Comments starts

[@catastropheinbound4767]

"According to this you have to invest 40 Hours a week into the 'real job' skill tree in order to maintain it" Where did you find that Kyle? In the Grappling Section?

[@OldManJacan]

So does Kyle just always have that Witty comeback ring on?

[@gingerinajacket8519]

No he just invested a lot of points into cynicism when building his character

[@frankycornejo2047]

Who's this new guy, I like him

[@plaidchickens3271]

Ricky? He has been here since the beginning (basically) of the channel

[@Troommate]

We need more Ricky on the channel :D

[@ichimcosmin8866]

Ricky

[@Elemental-Phoenix]

Ricky is the rare wilderbeast in the wilds, rarely showing his face, except to give us...GOLD.

[@ariaolsen7415]

ಠ_ಠ

[@captcha42]

Who the hell would WILLINGLY take the "starving artist" class ?

[@plaidchickens3271]

That's racist

[@captcha42]

W-what ? But why ?

[@plaidchickens3271]

Cuz, 's racist

[@Troommate]

@Captcha The +'s to Creativity and Art are hard to pass up.

[@passonthestar3689]

Captcha I know like 5 people going into art school so they're gonna have to reclass into that for a while before getting an advanced class

[@TheTurtleCube]

Loved the ending! especially sense I recently got hired at my first full time job.

[@minemedown]

My god I love that cave Johnson painting. I need one...

[@egg4101]

i need that cave johnson painting oh my lord

[@JonatasMonte]

I change it with the whether. Because in RPG you can only use 1 ring in all of your 5 fingers.

[@roguishredaxion3030]

"Were you attacked by a thrift store?" "Not this time." ... Ricky, what exactly did you do to get attacked by a thrift store? Did you insult a shopkeeper or kill a whole guild of merchants? And Kyle, I feel the comment about the stairs in my soul. Why do vertical movement cost so much energy? Wait! You can circumvent them with boots of flight!

[@masteromicron1107]

That's a cool collection but you're missing a vital accessory... The necklace of self confidence... I'm still to find mine.

[@rowansnow6579]

"Kmart display rack" I've never been inside a Kmart but that sounds accurate.

[@luislasbelin]

Finally a Pathfinder video!!!!

[@ViceAdmiralHoratioNeIson]

I NEED that Cave Johnson painting

[@ThePOOBOOolcrdtsjkoe]

A ring for talking to girls! I died! Great video as always!

[@plaidchickens3271]

I need that ring ;__;

[@passonthestar3689]

Plaid Chickens Same here.....

[@Dragonspirit223]

I love the classes they set up for this. School teacher (The 'first' class that we see, presumably the lowest) President (I don't know why its above School Teacher, but below the other classes, interesting) Dad World's Best Boss (How is this above Dad and President?!) Office Worker (Interesting how this is above WBB) Literal God (How is it that this gets passed?) Starving Artist (... Why... Why is this above the others) Man-Child Mechanic Fully-Functional Adult Maybe this is like a lottery setup? Because this thing logically doesn't fit, putting President as second lowest but Starving Artist in 4th place?

[@YukoValis]

it's too real roy.. it's too real..

[@Gauntes]

He looks like a man who'd enjoy a potion of greater rhubarb

[@Helicondrummer]

So that's what all of the Mandarin's rings do.

[@moogamooga2100]

“Kmart display rack” hahahah!!