These Jehovah's Witness Cartoons are TERRIFYING

[@exjwpandatower]

If you would like to have early access to all the videos, consider joining our KZbin channel :) kzbin.info/door/DLalBD_PsUrj4ZEeWW7Tigjoin

[@PinoEfilist]

bro's channel is growing a lot of subscribers congratulations!!

[@bettertobethoughtafool]

In defense of those parents (to play DEVILS advocate) if I was a religious parent and ran into the vaporeon copypasta I'd ban Pokémon too

[@ricklee5802official.1Rope_fan]

@@exjwpandatower man the channel has grown. I was sent here by Darth Magog when you didnt have 1k subs. He stated you was a crack up, he was right. Well done buddy. Any chance you could cover the hypocrisy of watchtower with regards to Serena Willuams holding the pagan olympic torch. Im not dissing Serena she is an awesome athlete, deserves to be noticed. However it looks like Watchtower is looking the other way here. Maybe a few checks in millions as donations helps??

[@Linus-j4f]

I love your choice of music!

[@Tridentofmemes]

19:11 💀

[@PringleAdMaker]

Imagine asking the weird kid in your class if he wants to play a video game then all he does look at the sky for 5 minutes straight and say no afterwards.

[@mineboy_8557]

Wdym that's not normal basic human behavior?!

[@mercuryshusbandfr]

LMFAO 😭

[@NatetheSensitivePlant]

At that point I think he's already possessed and the video games aren't an issue. But props to those kids for being willing to share.

[@Qwsewjnx]

This comment actually made me laugh 💀

[@PringleAdMaker]

@@Qwsewjnx that's nice to hear :)

[@dudanunesbleff]

I lost it when I saw Jesus and Satan fresh from the hipster barbershop.

[@hunterv9983]

I love how extensive trade routes were back then. Someone must have heard or read Buddhist literature, because Bhudda is tempted in a similar way.

[@Thelastunicornlover]

ME TOO!😂😂😂

[@RainisVibe]

Fr tho why does religious figures sometimes so well shaved are heaven and hell barbershops THAT good

[@moanayellow1989]

😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@idotdoesstuff]

@@RainisVibe plus they got his race wrong so thats another thing

[@danteyazidjian9620]

Who knew cupcakes and videogames were the gateways to hell.

[@Pukeprincess]

But beating your wife is ok as long as don't cheat on her

[@mr.vorrnyvorrn2516]

My thoughts exactly. What's next? The Matrix?

[@DinoRicky]

@@mr.vorrnyvorrn2516or murder drones?!?!?!

[@Raptorozaur]

@@DinoRickyor fpe?

[@hartenny]

FNAF is satan according to watchtower

[@fourstones1860]

Dude Sophia viewing college and being successful as a negative temptation is so depressing 💀💀💀💀

[@toastydoge9934]

Literally 😭 if anything it’s a virtue to want to learn and preservere not a sin

[@user-wi9hv2pb2q]

I think I'd rather be in hell than the JW paradise.

[@toastydoge9934]

@@user-wi9hv2pb2q that’s actually even more depressing thing to say NGL

[@Mr.Villager1]

😭😭😭😭 And me right here trying to always be over 5 on note and she does that, offended

[@ladymacbethofmtensk896]

Unfortunately, college is also the place you go to get drunk.

[@angiewinchester3384]

I lost it when they switched from Caleb being tempted by a seemingly violent videogame to Sophia being tempted by... knowledge?

[@GabrielPerez-br5mm]

I mean the tempt was cheating, not gaining knowledge, but still it’s stupid

[@gabbylopez9091]

I think they were trying to explain the concept of cheating being wrong, but they didn't do a very good job of it.

[@Ritahstped]

From what I could tell they were playing Tetris 99... ON AN EFFIN GAMEBOY ADVANCED

[@RobinA09]

I hate when I play Minecraft and get sent to eternal damnation

[@AgnesBooth-zu7tw]

Me too

[@a_person1120]

Frfr

[@realdragon]

I almost wish heaven was real so when JW goes there one of the angels is like "WTF dude, I payed C&C and still ended up here"

[@Regigigas_YT]

@@realdragon Me be like: YOOOOOOOOO LOOK, I'M HERE AND I PLAYED DEAD CELLS

[@tristep4]

I am in the 10th circle of hell for playing Mario kart Wii

[@Lotteeslife]

I love how Satan has a pointy beard because he is “evil” 😭

[@Thelastunicornlover]

It’s one o the worst designs for Satan I’ve ever seen.😂

[@Kingborax501-ce3ju]

It’s like that one Elon musk missile thing, “I need a pointy rocket not a round one! They need to be scared by the missile!”

[@Url_Idk]

@@Kingborax501-ce3juFrom the movie called “the dictator” he says he wants a pointy rocket because pointy is scary and if it’s round it’ll bounce back

[@Kingborax501-ce3ju]

@@Url_Idk that’s what it was, but I could’ve sworn Elon said something like that too

[@Url_Idk]

@@Kingborax501-ce3ju yeah he said that in reference to the movie “the dictator” he made the starship pointy. He said it on a Joe Rohan podcast

[@MarxistMomentum]

I hate how this stupid cartoon portrayed Sofia going to college as a bad thing, and they didn't even make any effort to make college look bad. They just showed Sofia succeeding academically and telling others to do the same. That's propaganda 101, make the alternative of your position look as bad as possible, and they somehow failed at that. Disgusting and pathetic are those JW's.

[@realdragon]

They don't want to start people ot start thinking for themselves. Besides majority of academia are atheists and agnostics

[@pinedelgado4743]

The JW Governing Body wants their "sheeple" to be dumb and uneducated so as not to ever put two and two together and figure out that they're being SCAMMED.

[@Cloeyonty]

How is going to college bad???I will never understand

[@najcymin9378]

@@Cloeyonty It's not, but to JWs (or more accurately, the governing body) they feel like college will make people not want to be apart of the org anymore. They like to say it's because of Satan's influences and temptations, but in reality it just gives people opportunities to build meaningful relationships with people different from them (including "worldly" non-JWs who they soon realize aren't evil pawns of Satan), critical thinking skills, distance from JW influences or manipulation (assuming they move away for college), and a path to financial stability via a degree. It's a nightmare combination if you're a cult trying to keep your followers scared of the outside world and dependent on you. The entire religion is built on fear and emotional blackmail (disobey our rules and we'll take everything from you via disfellowship), so if someone builds a life for themself outside of the org those threats no longer hold any weight because people will just leave on their own. And when people leave, Watchtower loses power and money (from all those donations and free labor). So they choose to demonize education as a horrible thing and say Satan uses it to lead you astray, how if you do choose to pursue higher education you must remain vigilant of all those evil "worldly" people who try to influence you. It's just a classic fearmongering tactic used by cults to prevent people from learning the truth about them.

[@auditordoscientosveintitre5545]

​@@Cloeyontybecause you'll have less time to waste in cult activities.

[@Brendanowl]

I don't want to be that guy, but.... That wasn't a gameboy. It was a gameboy advanced.

[@dominicballinger6536]

Nah, that's a gameguy advance, it has four face buttons on the right! Gba only got a and b!

[@Brendanowl]

@@dominicballinger6536 wow, good observation

[@ShoNuffSoulBro1]

You ARE that guy … 🤣

[@TheConnorKeene]

You have unfortunately became that guy. I will let the rest of the internet know.

[@Pickelhelmet-yt4gl]

As a catholic, it seems like Jehovas witnesses are just people who take the truth and bend it so much that I can’t even understand it anymore

[@ratdog6317]

that is true but catholics certainly have no room to talk

[@joshuadala3508]

Truth? Oh wait you catholic

[@lukasp5892]

Maybe have a look at your own religion.. the Catholic Church isn’t exactly all about truth and transparency 💀

[@ratdog6317]

@@lukasp5892 exactly. as much as i cant stand the jw organizatiom, this person has absolutely zero room to speak

[@BriarCopeland]

Bro, the catholic church was founded by jesus

[@Mkkn-ip1kb]

Angels when they see the man who litteraly saved the world: meh Angels when Caleb rejects a video game: SUCH A HERO

[@Regigigas_YT]

How would they react to seeing me play DOOM and Dead Cells on my Switch? Even worse! To me saying, ''Satan is so good!'' while playing Persona because he's broken in that game lmao

[@Mkkn-ip1kb]

@@Regigigas_YT hmm maybe something like: how DARE you make Jehova(Yahweh)sad

[@Regigigas_YT]

@@Mkkn-ip1kb Meanwhile Jesus: Lmao look, I'm in SMT :D

[@maffe_distroyer]

​@@Regigigas_YT yaweh(i hope wrote it good) would be just happy to be mentioned in a game , is always mention of his father or his cousin satan

[@kacklina]

I'm surprised that you didn't mentioned how the eyes of children playing video games looked like those of addicts.

[@abiliv-lf9tz]

Fr that kid looked so weird 💀

[@ancientstraits9288]

I didn't make the connection until you said it

[@firstlast9855]

They look so massive compared to Caleb's

[@creamcat69]

I was thinking that too

[@knkenv]

real like i think they were trying to be... diverse. making an indian kid have big eyes. but godDAMN bro what, how do those fit in his skull

[@ArtIsHuman]

Oh my god heaven forbid i become a peacful island dweler by playing animal crossing!

[@csrencz6942]

If it were called Animal Staking then maybe that would have been okay.

[@realdragon]

God forbid I start hating demons and hell after playing DooM

[@Regigigas_YT]

@@realdragon wouldn't that be a good thing?

[@mizukistarbear]

@@Regigigas_YTthat’s the joke lol

[@ArtIsHuman]

@@realdragon rip and tear until it is done.....

[@InnocentFluffyKat]

Cringed at 10:16. I do not understand why all of heaven would be cheering for a kid who rejected a gameboy and a girl who decided not to cheat for the final answer on her test.

[@Sonicshad]

Its to manipulate the kids

[@bluehotsaiyan]

Same here.

[@GabrielPerez-br5mm]

“Yeah! Let’s go! These random kids who will have no effect on the world just followed the school system and decided that having fun is bad! Woohoo!”

[@user-wi9hv2pb2q]

also they always have to make the normal kids do something bad like bullying or cheating.

[@Ll_ring00]

No wonder they don't have friends.

[@Fabtastic_Lizard]

I'm actually so insane when I play the Sims, but its not like I'm going around irl stealing pool ladders and forcing my neighbors to mass produce art in my basement

[@shmmmm-d2u]

😂😂😂

[@raverider2327]

You can tell most of the "worldly" kids characters have evil & naughty eyes, while sophia & caleb eyes look bright, healthy & innocent. This cartoon is sick

[@RandoComandoStudios]

they all look stoned

[@FreakTesticals]

They look like they have been stung by a bee

[@RedCroissantGames]

they all look like they're mildly allergic to dogs and have a dog nearby

[@raverider2327]

@cody.vagabond the org trying to exploit & brain wash the kid with black & white thinking, trying to separate their young members with their "worldly" friends. This is sick & illegal in many ways, making jws kids, including myself can't grow with normal & natural relationships & social development in early childhood.

[@ridinwithjake]

Because they’re sinners going to hell

[@stephenclaridge5654]

One thing from the cupcake video that few people notice, is that Caleb tries to eat it with the wrapper on, implying he doesnt know he has to take it off. This kid has literally never had a cupcake before.

[@freeeeeeeez]

wait, are you supposed to take the whole thing off for a bite? dont u need to just, remove a small part of it?

[@stephenclaridge5654]

@@freeeeeeeez he didnt even take a part of it off, he just straight up tried to bite the wrapper

[@onelhanzjustean1475]

Oh my god there's fucking Saturday morning propaganda lore!😮😮

[@killmenowprettyprett]

I thought he was trying to bite a bit off the top

[@freeeeeeeez]

@@stephenclaridge5654 damn

[@Darth12000]

It's true not cheating at school is an important lesson to learn, but "to make Jehovah happy" is not the reason...

[@Nasiulciaa]

it's really not, cheating on exams can save a lot of mental power and time and just makes life easier in general

[@industrialcathedral]

​@@Nasiulciaa Cheating is just what it is. Cheating. It's unfair to others.

[@Darth12000]

@@Nasiulciaa ok, once you got an exam via cheating, how do you solve the same problem when it shows up randomly in later scholarship or at work ? Imagine if your doc had cheated his biology exams, would you want his "expertise" ?

[@Algorithm_God_Cult]

​@@Darth12000yes

[@Peregrina]

​@@NasiulciaaWould you want a heart doctor who never learned their medical and surgical skills due to cheating?

[@IonizedOnion3.1415]

“Is melanin banned in heaven?” Is some of the funniest shit I’ve ever heard 😂

[@SantaTheReal]

Jehovah prolly doesn’t approve of Melanin either. I mean, doesn’t it seem sinful to let the power of anything but the will of Jehovah change your appearance? (This is not serious, dear reader.)

[@Finity_twenty_ten]

kinda strange because you see plenty of races depicted by Jahoevadadi UwU'z cult when they're not angels.

[@Hannah_R400]

12:05 timestamp

[@Enkarashaddam]

According to the Mormons, literally yes

[@Hysterically_Accurate]

Reminder: Doomguy is canonically Catholic, Doom is a Christian game

[@Reduncanny]

Lol

[@dominicballinger6536]

Take that Jehova! And while we're at it, so is Dracula from Castlevania Lords of Shadow! He killed Satan twice!

[@Windfly8888]

I was like thinking the same thing

[@Huntergod3344]

Wait I thought doom was not Christian but a game about killing demons i had that game and play it before it’s was awesome and im a Christian

[@Hysterically_Accurate]

@@Huntergod3344 what can be more Christian than taking the fight to the gates of hell itself and slaughtering demons?

[@theferger]

Bro Sophia walking out of the class after not even trying to answer the problem, she thought she ate 😂

[@dionysus_adores]

Ngl if a kid that usually does well in school doesn't answer a single problem. It'll be setting off some alarm bells for me. To counseling office for Sofia.

[@davidchess1985]

And she's one of the top students in class, but has no idea how to divide 168 by 4 or whatever it was...

[@Dr.Sho_Minamimoto]

@@davidchess1985yeah, she has multiplication down but division of 168/4 is what got her. Not even trying to get partial credit or even work it out step by step. Ironically , the answer is the same as the answer to the universe- *42* . But hey, JW’s need to be stupid and mailable for the watch towers purposes, right?

[@johnathanbruce8227]

Babe, wake up. New Saturday Morning Cartoon Propaganda just dropped.

[@amazinglynoone]

Baaa~ 🐑

[@gwentboy1845]

​@@amazinglynoonebahahaaa... good bye little sheep 😇☺️

[@PinoEfilist]

I follow this channel from Italy. here the premiere has been at 5:00 pm lol

[@JRbeats719]

I'm here

[@Thefrancymaster1200]

​@@PinoEfilistANCHE IO!!(me too in english)

[@Tabascofanatikerin]

I'm convinced that in this universe these angels would also cheer whenever a JW denies a blood transfusion and dies or whenever a child decides not to report abus€ by an adult JW out of fear... this is a terrible mindset that's taught here, more terrible than what video games are suppoused to ruin in a person. I just wonder when Watchtower will create their own series of "clean" videogames. I mean, they would surely get unpaid people to do this labor for them, right?

[@KnotZMilky]

Don't even dare put this propaganda in the same category as video games

[@Tabascofanatikerin]

@@KnotZMilky saawwreee 🥺🙏

[@SurnaturalM]

That would take away precious time from their cult duties, and they can't have that.

[@trianglemoebius]

Not only did they already make one, it's a Caleb and Sophia video game. It's basically just a Mario clone, but with none of the charm (or quality).

[@alexandersotomurillo5795]

​@@trianglemoebius we need him to play it

[@LeurrEPIKmanKoolmac]

why does satan look like a star wars villain 😭

[@BartholomewFrederickTheThird]

Count dooku

[@Lobus98]

Count dooku is satan😯😯😯😯😯

[@Cass_the_silly_x3]

@@Lobus98darn it 😣😣😣

[@jrcruz7662]

I couldn't help but laugh when Sophia left that one division problem blank and walking out that classroom with so much confidence

[@silvermoon1066]

I lost it at "Pokemon is a game that teaches children how to enter into the world of witchcraft" like SIR - what do you mean??? And then he says "(..) demons take it quite seriously" as if every time you play the game the demons go "Ah yes, well done my child, that has to be the most evil thing I've ever seen someone do"

[@Regigigas_YT]

I've played this game for my entire life, NEVER HAVE I EVER encountered something that teaches me witchcraft in ANY POKEMON GAME. The closest I've been is when I screamed swear words at Red.

[@maffe_distroyer]

If they were the oficial religion , i would be a satanist cause if the angels gonna hate me for any type of joy in the earth , then im having my homie demon support me triying to catch a eevee

[@Thelastunicornlover]

@@maffe_distroyer😂😂😂

[@NatetheSensitivePlant]

I thought it was funny how he listed "Fantasy roleplay" in the same list as witchcraft, and demons. Like bro I didn't realize having an imagination was evil.

[@Regigigas_YT]

@@maffe_distroyer That's the plot of Shin Megami Tensei

[@3rdruler]

I knew a JW who couldn’t watch Mary Poppins because it has magic in it.

[@Thelastunicornlover]

I like Mary Poppins!

[@auditordoscientosveintitre5545]

Yet they can watch Star Wars. 😂😂😂

[@raakone]

the original version in the books says she's a witch, they avoided that W word because they didn't want to upset fundamentalists and ruin the "Disney image." However, they did end up upsetting the author of the books, which is why there are no Mary Poppins rides at Disney theme parks.

[@ohhimark742]

It doesn't even make sense how the teacher could say she'd be number 1 in the class if she wasn't already

[@Pinksatin-vl8jm]

Maybe another student was close to being no1 and this was final assignment

[@ohhimark742]

@@Pinksatin-vl8jm but they could ace the test also then she'd still be second

[@Pinksatin-vl8jm]

@@ohhimark742 No I mean that maybe they didn't actually do ranking untill final assignment was graded. Technically she was number 1 in class yes, but not officially, and possibly that duo that was high fiving as soon as they heard about the test were the close second so far. You know, like Eurovision where no contestant is actually called number 1 until all points are given

[@auditordoscientosveintitre5545]

If she couldn't solve a simple addition problem I doubt she could have been # 1.

[@Pinksatin-vl8jm]

@@auditordoscientosveintitre5545 It was a division I think though

[@ChiakiHatori]

I lost it when the angels started cheering for Caleb staying an outsider and rejecting making friends and having fun 😂 Let's celebrate another child having a ruined childhood, amazing!

[@torrom9207]

3:53 Jesus be like “satin no tempting, satin no tempting, satin no tempting” and satin replies with “aww man :(“

[@tristep4]

I really hate it when I play Mario kart 7 and then get sent to the 20th circle of hell

[@tristep4]

ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ʰᵉˡᵖ

[@danielnidhiry5796]

@@tristep4 u deserve to be in that place since u played such an obviously evil game

[@JeroldBoateng]

Goof

[@58362dw]

Fr I hate when I play pjsk and I get sent to the 19th circle of hell 😭😭😭😭💀💀

[@pyrodegenarate6925]

same, I hate when I play stardew valley and get sent to the boiler room of hell

[@ThatOneMan830]

8:20 Hold on, 42 is the correct answer to 168 divided by 4! How would Sofia know that in her fantasy despite struggling to write it down? She’s imagining it! That’s a plot hole!

[@AgnesBooth-zu7tw]

The answer is 42 x 4 = 168

[@TheCaregiverSITMOB]

slight mistake lol

[@virusgames7409]

Cheating once in a 4th grade math test won't make you a devil

[@AgnesBooth-zu7tw]

Or give a space at university/collage

[@cloakedcarp]

WRONG, it will instantly transport you to hell while you’ll be tortured nonstop for eternity

[@childpeanut5095]

If you do something you perceive as wrong and feel guilt, that guilt and sin can build a barrier between you and God.

[@papeandocomraposa8274]

​@@childpeanut5095it is actually the oposite, If you do the wrong thing and feel guilty you are more likely to never do It again, if you do the wrong thing and NOT feel guilty, then you will definely do it again

[@childpeanut5095]

@@papeandocomraposa8274 Genesis 3:10-11 “I heard Your voice in the garden,” he replied, “and I was afraid because I was naked; so I hid myself.” “Who told you that you were naked?” asked the LORD God. “Have you eaten from the tree of which I commanded you not to eat?”

[@Kqvikko]

I was thinking “When’s h*tler gonna show up?” during the list of people that made YHWH sad.

[@ShoNuffSoulBro1]

🤣 Hitler, Genghis Khan, Pol Pot, Mussolini, Bill Clinton, Philsbury Dough Boy …

[@ohnopleasestop483]

I was thinking the same.

[@Kqvikko]

@@ohnopleasestop483 Glad to know that we're on the same page.

[@GabrielPerez-br5mm]

“Screw the Jews” -YHWH according to JW

[@Jolteonnamedspeedy]

I love how in Sophia’s mind she imagined the correct answer and STILL didn’t write anything down lmao

[@hartenny]

i completely lost my sanity when the angels were cheering

[@Lobus98]

"You just saved the world!"

[@tami7992]

Same here

[@Sept21.08]

the angels after they see Children give up on their future : 😱

[@ElliotWoodUS]

cringed so hard at the part where they BOTH walked like baddies :sob:

[@morzemus1805]

Ironically the correct answer to the test question was 42, which, as we all know, is Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, The Universe, and Everything.

[@THATBrokeAroSpecWallet]

Oh boy-

[@dominicballinger6536]

Didn't think that story was so Jehova-pleasing

[@ladymacbethofmtensk896]

That is not irony. That is mere coincidence.

[@ridinwithjake]

@@ladymacbethofmtensk896or irony by one of the video creators who might have already checked out of the JW religion. You just don’t know.

[@teamprimarina]

“You need to cut out the toxic people in your life” Ok *cuts out JW from my life*

[@TopGIazer]

jw is better then lgtv10238248genders

[@doge_fish4820]

6:40 Those kids are so nice for including Sophia in cheating. She's probably tried annoyingly converting them all the time and they still made an effort to include her. They're risking their grade to help her.

[@damonrandall9844]

My son started playing GTA at 10 years old. He knew the difference between fantasy and real violence. How? Because, I taught him while playing with him. No bible or religion required. He and his friends are among the most kind and considerate people I’ve ever known. God had nothing to do with it!

[@childpeanut5095]

🤣

[@childpeanut5095]

You forget the LORD who made you and numbered the very hairs on your head?

[@ricklee5802official.1Rope_fan]

​@@childpeanut5095the lord made us hmmmm ok. Did he make polpot, Hitler, Stalin, Putin, Kim jong un? How about Ted Bundy, John Wayne Gacy. TIM mcveigh? Come on enlighten me.

[@maffe_distroyer]

Is a good lesson but at the same time , you are aware that game had strippers mission right? Or you skipped those for him? Genuinely curious, cause a kid should see that type of stuff

[@finnmller4493]

​@@childpeanut5095So you're humiliating those who don't believe? As a Christian myself, that's a very wrong mindset to have, and if I dare say, is the complete opposite of what Jesus has taught us to percieve non-believers to be. Not to mention, it's this kind of behaviour that works against christianity as a whole. Respectfully, you might have to change how you perceive others for the betterment of both yourself and your outlook on life.

[@jaredhardaway]

I lost it when the angels were cheering when Caleb said no to the video game 😂

[@MickeyBBBBB]

Me burning in hell because i played the CoComelon game

[@turkey4802]

Fair

[@AtALossForWords]

Sorry not sorry 😂

[@pythondrink]

You must have been sent there by another religion since JWs don't have hell

[@venicesgf]

@@pythondrinkif there’s no hell then what’s the point of following all their rules lol

[@pythondrink]

@@venicesgf in the JW religion, ppl who are judged as unrepentant will not be resurrected to life in Paradise. They'll stay dead forever.

[@jwallaby7895]

I remember being very moved by this little video the first time i saw it at age 28 or so. I repeatedly watched it in tears.....And i know why now. Because as a young person raised as a jehovahs witness, we did everything sofia and caleb were encouraged to do. We took older friends instead of peers, we said no to presents and friends and birthdays and little normal happiness'es that would've helped us develop character, a career, and a life trajectory....and grew up with so much responsibility progressively heaped on us, NEVER feeling the warm fuzzy feelings of Jehovah's love....except when we saw videos like this. It was a way of seeing that it was all worth it...,even if it was projected to us in this little cartoon form.....i was still infantilized.....so it worked for a while. Im so glad im out now....i dont have to overthink my actions, i dont have to scrutinize and gaslight all my intentions because im worried that all the little actions can make me a bad person all the sudden.

[@Balandriu]

7:59 bully’s shirt is sad representing his emotions. That’s why it changes from angry to sad

[@csrencz6942]

Love how they use Purple to denote evil and sure enough Tony Morris is wearing purple at 9 min.

[@finnmller4493]

Not to mention Sophia is also wearing purple

[@csrencz6942]

@@finnmller4493 see I also thought that was a flaw in my argument at first but then I realized she was a female in school who has a distinct personality from the males around her and figured she must have already been out of Jehovah’s memory. Poor kid.

[@AsherCravens]

My favorite color is purple… does that mean I’m evil? No!

[@ravenraven1340]

@@AsherCravens I was just about to say the same thing! My favourite colour is purple. I guess I'm the devil incarnate then...

[@LorenzoBorromeo-bb8ve]

@@ravenraven1340*Its been so long plays bass boosted

[@ohhimark742]

The answer is 42 lol, bet they're not even allowed to watch that movie

[@AgnesBooth-zu7tw]

Yes... I do mental math Once I got out on weakends I sum all the money I spent.

[@realdragon]

@@AgnesBooth-zu7tw I use calculator

[@CalamityMarMar]

IM STILL LAUGHING AT THE CLEAN LOOKIN JESUS

[@rhymerlegend2717]

And the fact that he’s white and not… idk. Middle eastern

[@coltydoodledoof8237]

@rhymerlegend2717 Are Jews not white?

[@CalamityMarMar]

@@coltydoodledoof8237 they saying that they didn’t make him white in the cartoon

[@rhymerlegend2717]

@@coltydoodledoof8237 no. Some Jews are white. But Jesus was born in the Middle East, so he would not be white

[@zhitchcresttail3387]

Not all of them. In fact, Ethiopian Jews exist and deal with quite a bit of racism in places like Israel ​@@coltydoodledoof8237

[@FlipX100]

I feel so heartbroken for these girls that feel like they can't go to school for a dream career. They are told to get married and have many children instead. Its just heartbreaking

[@Turtle_lover.1]

8:31 this honestly absolutely breaks my heart to see. Sofia is dreaming about the glory and pride of a higher education and success, but her parents and cult won’t allow her to go into that :(

[@unastipic8857]

14:02 does that mean jehova hates tamagotchi, since there's a ghost animation once the pet dies lol

[@exjwpandatower]

yes.

[@derekmaverick5986]

You could potentially get away with it if no one in your life ever sees that particular animation. Then again my KH was really xenophobic because they assumed all the media was tainted by Japanese culture. “Tamagotchi means demon - HISSSSSS”

[@Rayrard]

Why didn't they at least have Sophia reject the cheating, and have God help her work to the correct answer herself and still succeed? Why didn't Caleb counter his rejection of the game with an offer to "play army" in the playground with sticks with the other kids. The result is making the kids fail and look awkward and feel empty and sad afterward when they are alone on the bus

[@Eric_01]

Why didn't she at least put a wrong answer from trying?

[@derekmaverick5986]

lol well playing army still wouldn’t be allowed. Maybe playing “dog owner” or “bible character re-enactment” would be allowed

[@buff.berserker]

*bursts into the room, violently shaking my girlfriend* BABE WAKE UP, YOU GOTTA WAKE UP, HE POSTED!!!

[@Akunne-to8iv]

Since im an adventist my mom doesnt allow me to watch pokemon movies or shows which sucks she says pokemon means pocket demon but i googled it and it said pocket monster

[@WidowMaryPrescot]

0:10 Oh fudge not the veggie tales JW remake😂

[@deltaprobably]

Don’t disrespect the absolute peak of peak show known as Veggie Tales like that.

[@ingridmamondez2180]

The video game bit reminded me when people were like “Violent and bad videogames can inspire you to do those things irl!!” Like no-?? I never jumped on turtles when I play Super Mario-

[@rafsandomierz5313]

Nor started to hunt ghosts with a vacuum cleaner like Luigi.

[@coltydoodledoof8237]

Nor tried to assassinate a king and beat up his children.

[@majorblitz3846]

Payday 2 player here, where's my sudden urge to rob the bank? I think this violent video game just scammed me, there's not even a single shed of evil though for me to be corrupted by!

[@MiraiVFD]

wait you aren't supposed to stomp a turty every now and then?

[@aaricacorrea3697]

I love Pokemon, I suddenly don't go around capturing animals

[@annemarie19553]

This Watchtower Cult is so insidious and cold and controlling...even sadistically controlling sweet, innocent children. 😢

[@KnotZMilky]

Ik i feel so bad for them they get abused physically and mentally sm

[@jillianarmond8672]

All true 😢

[@jillianarmond8672]

So basically god and satan were saying the same thing

[@morningglory9288]

​@jillianarmond8672 Yes, Satan wanted Jesus to do an act of worship to him, Jehovah demands worship. Guess what, they're both one and the same.

[@Darth12000]

JWs condemning "violent video games" means they condemn Noah's Ark (SNES) (game reskin based on Wolfenstein 3D but with goats and slingshots)

[@AgnesBooth-zu7tw]

And the goats can kill you.

[@dominicballinger6536]

DO NOT REMIND PEOPLE OF THAT ABOMINATION

[@izzymiler6974]

5:18 Mr. Incredible ahh car.😂

[@ZestyZeldere]

1:20 I love that all the depictions of these people are white Europeans

[@ridinwithjake]

They aren’t though. Sophie’s best friend at school is black.

[@hyphenlover]

my timbers have been throughly shivered

[@JeroldBoateng]

Bobbling ya bebbers💀💀💀💀☠️☠️💀☠️☠️

[@JackMeoff46]

My colors have been hoisted, and not in a good way

[@_mimyohan]

They did sophia dirty in that thumbnail ☠️

[@IsaG551]

Fr

[@SurnaturalM]

They always portray "wordly" people like some kind of uneducated and rude bullies. It's the same in their show for adults. I think the main reasons why they're not allowed to speak to people outside the cult, or doing stuff non cult related is in case they would somehow understand that it doesn't make sense, and takes time away from their cultish duties, and they can't have that.

[@ayelad3096]

The other kids seeing them leave and looking at the sky "Oh They BRAINWASHED brainwashed"

[@dakotanorth1640]

So... Sophia is left-handed and is accepted by her parents? Neat.

[@JDLOCO27]

By there logic a normal kid is going to get dragged to the deepest darkest pits of hell

[@jaymethomas5170]

I saw another person say that JWs dont have a hell, just a death or paradise.

[@PurpleHeeler3]

I think it's so sad that Sophia can't aspire to higher education 😢 like, wouldn't it be a chance to show that "through Jahova I can accomplish great things" or whatever? Also, she's so smart! She would make an amazing biologist or Lepidopterologist!

[@ShoNuffSoulBro1]

She’s being groomed to “stay in her place”, dumb, ignorant, subservient and relying on a brother … 🙄

[@cloakedcarp]

8:10 I love that in her imagination fantasy thing she gets the right answer to the question lmao

[@moistrabbit7233]

I'm surprised you didn't mention the terrible AI art at the beginning. That baseball cap got me laughing:)

[@split776]

The difference between Satan in the Tanakh and in Christianity is soooo funny to me. Book of Job introduced an angel whose role is like that guy on a debate team who's supposed to poke holes in your speech so you can rewrite your arguments better (it's silly that god needs the hole-poking teammate, obviously) but then for some reason in the sequel he's merged with a vaguely described "fallen" and the snake from Genesis and now's he's a scheming arch villain? When I hear people talk about Satan's temptations I just imagine Johnny from my middle school debate club. Johnny's going around corrupting pure souls by pointing at their unlaced shoes and that somehow gets them hooked on meth

[@Fizcakesprite]

Cheating: ❌ Shitting: ✅

[@RickSmith-w4i]

Sick, this is child abuse.

[@terrorsDomain]

The funny fact is she saw ahead of time that the answer is 42

[@rick_astleyfan12]

FR LOL

[@Edtuma]

I recently stopped attending the meetings and now someone I used to work for that also attends the meetings is pulling up with the circuit overseer (couldn't have come in a worse time) to try to get me to come back. I'm not even baptized but I still feel like they're trying to control me. I've been attending for well over 4yrs because of my mom making me go and ive been too scared to tell them that Im just not interested, i figured not getting baptized after all this time would've given them a message but no. Now today i gotta be honest and tell them that I'm just not interested. I've noticed that their strategy is to ask specific questions that really have one answer to make it harder for you to deny such "logic"

[@denizlol149]

Damn I’m sorry, religious pressure from family/peers is tough to deal with

[@Edtuma]

@denizlol149 I just had it. It was so stressful, but thankfully my brother was they're also chatting with them, he didn't say it but im sure he was there so I wouldn't be by myself with both of them. All they told me was that the door was open if I wanted to attend this week's meeting. But you could feel the tension cuz before that, he was rambling about the devil being sneaky and powerful and how he knows how to catch people.

[@Edtuma]

@denizlol149 but I just stayed quiet nodding and I'm sure the guy realized he was going nowhere with this cuz it only lasted some 20 min

[@denizlol149]

@@Edtuma ur very brave for that! I hope all goes well for you

[@pinklilyblossom]

These cartoons make me feel so sad for those kids. They are always sitting or playing alone, they are always sad and being gaslit.

[@FizzyMoonBeam]

Satan plays roblox confirmed

[@Stjorn]

the fact that it's such an easy answer just infuriates me

[@BlackOrderAlchemist]

What grade is Sophia in anyway?

[@Thelastunicornlover]

@@BlackOrderAlchemistProbably like 3rd or 2nd.🤷‍♀️

[@TheCheese_Lover]

@@ThelastunicornloverI learned that in 4th so prolly 4th or 5th

[@DAVID-ks9vp]

Every mouse knows that!

[@TheCheese_Lover]

@@DAVID-ks9vp reeeeal, a 4th grade math problem won’t get u into college

[@tocklehop7449]

3:45 GO AWAY SATAN. why is that so funny to me

[@BlackOrderAlchemist]

Satan's absolutely flabbergasted expression is what does it for me

[@Thelastunicornlover]

He should have used SATAN AWAY!😂

[@WWRAYWATW]

It gives off "Swiper no swiping" energy lol

[@lwaysDrawing]

​@@WWRAYWATW Satan no Sataning! Say it with me, kids! SATAN NO SATANING

[@dominicballinger6536]

That's better than Satan getting stabbed by Dracula in Castlevania Lords of Shadow 2

[@JustDeannaJune]

Ok, soooo, in most school situations today, teachers are constantly warned against singling out a student to praise them for being number 1. They will often say something like "everyone who get a 95 or higher on the test will get an extra 10 minutes of free time at the end of the day. Or 'some of you' have been really working hard and your grades are showing it. Im proud of the whole class. But announcing that a student is number 1, in this day and age, is extremely frowned upon and highly unlikely to be happening. I have many friends with school age (6-12yrs) children and I asked them about it after watching this and they all laughed and said, NO, that would never happen. They don't want to make one kid feel superior over another anymore. Just something to think about... JW writing department is so out of touch.

[@Idunnohowabout7364]

I would think Jehovah would want Caleb to play video games Helldivers is all about killing demons

[@dominicballinger6536]

I thought it was killing robots?

[@Idunnohowabout7364]

@@dominicballinger6536 Nah unless there are some robot enemies I’m forgetting

[@LineOfThy]

@@dominicballinger6536 filthy non humans

[@SURGEONAA2]

@@Idunnohowabout7364have you never played Helldivers? Lmao

[@Grayham14]

Me being sucked away form the pearly gates and being dragged down to hell (I looked at someone playing minecraft when I was 5)

[@Walmartbag199]

Ah yes You can’t play animal crossing A game about inviting people onto your island And making the island better😊

[@AnAveragePurplePikmin]

Very satanic indeed

[@gabbylopez9091]

And being kind and helping others! Such evil!

[@oneghost1257]

For a cult who insists no one should play video games that Satan sure was feeling like Gaunter O'Dimm from Witcher 3

[@ShoyaIshidaASV]

10:57 Bro what is going on with that kid in the back 😭

[@Sib_Is_Bored]

He gave into the temptation and played a video game I bet💀

[@JadeTheCatRebornOfficial]

I was only half watching this while working, and I thought Satan was obi wan Kenobi for a hot minute! I was SO confused, LOL.😹

[@juju_cdq]

y‘all I‘m addicted to this shit someone help😭

[@mineboy_8557]

Good, keep it that way

[@gwentboy1845]

Turn to Jehova lol jk

[@abiliv-lf9tz]

I am also Hii :3

[@childpeanut5095]

@@gwentboy1845what you have against Jehovah?

[@ricklee5802official.1Rope_fan]

​@@childpeanut5095jehovah was never in the bible, jesus never used that name. Its simple the governing body are liars.

[@croutonwoman3730]

Im shaking in my boots

[@Nyahcrweemer]

Im shaking my booty

[@JeroldBoateng]

Mah bro nacklin his nibbles o' dare ☠️

[@mangantasy289]

cringe at 07:30. Can't agree more about that bully character. Also how he allways carries an open bag of cheetos around...

[@Pagot_69]

6:30 those fuckers really made her look like that😭💀

[@FurasCebulowy]

14:21 Exactly. I'm a professional Postal player but in real life I'm a very tolerant person. Postal is one of the most inappropriate, violent and dark games by the way.

[@Roxaslovergirl13]

I can't wait to see you discuss the cartoons about discipline and bullying.

[@Katberri-r6t]

10:39 Lost the cringe challenge. She didn't even try or do anything.

[@Ninetails2000]

Do note that evil temptation is illustrated in purple...and then the Watchtower giy was wearing primarily purple.

[@IAteSoap2092]

PURPLE GUYYY?!?!

[@funtime_omega7781]

Wait, aren't teachers always asking to show your work on math tests to show how you got that answer? Usually, when you don't show your work, you get half the points or something. So if Sofia's teacher is like that, she wouldn't have aced the test anyway. Edit: Grammer

[@gwentboy1845]

The world is a cruel tiring and merciless place with unimaginable horrors which could befall us at any point *ExJW Panda Tower uploads* OMG YAY A NEW VIDEO 🎉🎉🎉

[@thecrusader5803]

Nah... I cringed so hard at 15:27... Some people actually believe that Pokemon games are satanic... You can't make that shit up.

[@ridinwithjake]

Oh yeah that was funny lol

[@angelcalico2581]

I'm a Christian who studies different denominations and I simply wanted to say that I find this view of college really twisted. So God gives me the gift of wisdom, and I'm not just not supposed to take that anywhere? Don't mind me, just my thoughts Edit: I didn't even mention, that when my family was JW I was shown that same video about violent video games. I was also not allowed to watch or play pokemon.

[@Ash_.-._]

2:25 I lost it😭 the way he used his powers to do a scene change💀

[@darenok]

When Sofia refused to cheat. Like, God gives you an opportunity (in this situation at least the best results in the form of a boy sent to you, it is one step in her potential educational success) to realize yourself, to cognize our world, that is, does God not want us to open new opportunities in different ways and cognize his wonderful world, which he created for us?😭😭 Don't you upset him when you refuse education and stop cognizing our great and immense Universe, because it is in its cognition that you show your recognition of the greatness of the Creator😭😭😭

[@JamesBrownToss]

It's still morally wrong, and it's frowned upon.