EXOTIC JERKY TASTE TEST!

[@Larry]

Morrisins have started selling Biltong in their Internatione aisle if you ever want to try that for a future video?

[@Digitiser]

I have something very special for you to try in an upcoming video...

[@DarthPerkins]

Start packing your bags, Larry. I don't like the tone of his typing.

[@DarthPerkins]

@@Digitiser Morrisons also sell this thing called 'steak'. It's a sort of wet, uncooked jerky that you can add any kind of spice or sauce to. Even 'Hello Sailor Sauce'.

[@dcflake5645]

@@Digitiser Don't trust him Larry, it's more balls.

[@Larry]

@@Digitiser Will you be bringing out Nivvin's Pranny for any potential mishaps? :D

[@Dorelaxen]

When you guys eat weird shit, you GOTTA have Eli on there!

[@Digitiser]

We will... we don't want to tread on Cheapshow's toes, though.

[@anumeon]

The jerky tastetesting feels like something that warranted a guest appearance by that guy, who voiced that popular character Fat Sow.. What's his face.. Stuart.. Yeah, Stuart Ashens. Right.. Or was it Ron Jeremy. I can't remember now.. Anyhow, he likes american style snacks doesn't he?.. :D

[@Digitiser]

Fat Sow will be back. Might even get Eli on too...

[@anumeon]

@@Digitiser Digitiser episode VI: Return of the Sow

[@azataylor1]

Finally. I've always wanted to see someone try food.

[@Digitiser]

Long overdue, right?

[@swanningabout]

@@Digitiser left

[@arebuckle]

Biffo - "Yeah, I had Caimen that was freshly caught with a bow and arrow how ab-" Gannon - "You know, I had the shits the other day" Welcome to Digitiser. Enjoy your stay. Mind the indoor fireworks.

[@OfflineSetup]

"Jerky is meat that has been dehydrated"--Wiki. "I don't like Jerky it's a bit dry" --Gannon.

[@sparrowhawk18]

Good video, I like the bits when Paul talked and also the bits when biffo talked

[@HowlinMadMurD0C]

@0:24 Paul “Could be anything! Could be a cat” Cat you say Paul? Perhaps that cat could be called Bikkies? MYYYYA BIKKIES MEOOOW. Just a suggestion...

[@Digitiser]

!!

[@DarthPerkins]

I had to look it up: Pescatarian, November 24th - November 25th You will meet a tall lady today with a red hat who will give you good news of an unexpected inheritance; 17 hundredweight of Whelks. Lucky numbers: 1, 7, 42000 Lucky colour: Petrol Lucky bird: Petrel Lucky fuel: Petrol

[@dcflake5645]

I think Stuart Ashen may have done a few food reviews but apart from that I think this 100% original content. Love it. And it wasn't even out of date.

[@Winter_337]

Should have flipped the camera upside down for the Kangaroo jerky for that authentic Aussie feel

[@Digitiser]

Missed opportunity...

[@piotyrholbion]

Gannon is such a baby about eatting things. While I am sick of channels doing taste test stuff I do love people forcing him to eat stuff.

[@GreatSageSunWukong]

Gannons face turning increasingly red throughout the video, I think he's turning into a piece of jerky

[@IrregularShed]

I wish you'd had Larry along for this one

[@Digitiser]

We've something VERY special lined up for Larry...

[@trevorrandom]

In my opinion the perfect people to test Jerky

[@firstsurname9893]

The best thing about turtles is that they come with the roasting dish already attached. Only joking, they're much nicer fried or made into soup.

[@AcornElectron]

Consistently consistent content concerning consumables. Nice!

[@ListerDavid]

That last one was a load of bollocks! 🤣🤣 Someone needs to take Paul saying “Go down my throat” and do a remix. 😂

[@BCZF]

Paul seems to get pinker as the video goes on.

[@pikapika3667]

John Rivett Much like my pikadick.

[@EggBastion]

It's like those cutaways in HotOnes

[@BeasBotBonanza]

The way Biffo says 'christ' in this video has honestly stuck with me all week

[@Digitiser]

CHRIST!

[@LizardGenes]

This Fear and Loathing reboot looks amazing.

[@Gowire]

Biffo revealing his balls to Paul might be the hardest I've ever laughed watching this channel.

[@Illusionator]

I fucking love this channel

[@Digitiser]

Oh you...!

[@wesleyboyer6654]

My brother makes really good venison jerky. He makes a huge batch every deer season when he bags a buck.

[@GreatSageSunWukong]

Wesley Boyer there's a dirty joke in there somewhere

[@IAMJAG108]

17:20 "Go down my throat...", "It keeps fighting my throat muscles..." Oh dear!

[@mitchyk]

"That's a big old bollock that one!" I'm still laughing about it. Had to come back to comment!

[@martinlynn4733]

Pauls had snapping turtle before eli got some and camel on cheapshow a while ago and that was hilarious to hear

[@AzzMort]

Im loving these recent videos ! the randomness of each one makes it exciting not knowing whats going to happen. More Biffo and Gannon please buy stuff fuck around and share with us :)

[@ThunderingCows]

Definitely!

[@brianm6337]

I give this video a Teriyaki out of 10.

[@Vamptonius]

Billy Connolly once came across a purse made from a kangaroo scrotum. You know. That sentence went better in my head.

[@oddpodshow]

I got that "yeah jerky" reference straight away, I used to say it all the time ha ha 😂

[@kylelevesque1702]

Thank you for raising awareness about Octopus intelligence.

[@GreatSageSunWukong]

Kyle Levesque pigs are smartester

[@Aevilbeast]

I honestly don't what is which is disturbing.... that worm and cow testicles jerky is readily available online or that Mr.Biffo believes a turtle has no body and only consists of legs, a head and a shell. I don't how you do it, but you two find ways to simultaneously raise the bar with each video and decend into level of madness I never knew existed. All while making it absolutely hilarious. Truly amazing! Keep up the good work!

[@RFC3514]

Well, a turtle has no "body" separate from its shell (i.e., it can't get out of the shell).

[@MoultrieGeek]

"...I've never eaten balls in my life..." Paul you said just the opposite on Episode 69 of Cheap Show...

[@KingofPotatoPeople]

24.07.....the Gannon Bollock Nibbling Dance to become the next big thing on the club scene

[@theyliveglasses4667]

"I'm eating your dad, nom nom nom" Paul Gannon 2019

[@gingerelvis]

Really enjoyed this episode of Paul Gannon's Dementiatiser

[@OfflineSetup]

In future please issue a warning before showing the clip of the cat being George Galloway.

[@kittyhasfangs2291]

Oh come on! Ashens could eat these without batting an eye

[@pajaco6502]

Crying with laughter on the train. Think they might kick me off! 😅😆

[@paulh7736]

Please feed Eli the balls but don't tell him what they are until after

[@mastermarkus5307]

That's a fucking Gannon move if I've ever heard one.

[@jaethemanchild]

The last one was testi cool!

[@MrAdaml4]

Yeah jerky

[@mastermarkus5307]

I love teriyaki in cooking generally, but when it's on jerky for some reason the makers usually use the SWEETEST fucking mix.

[@Digitiser]

Agreed!

[@fuzer909]

@@Digitiser spicy jerky is much better lads.

[@sifumerrybongomoo]

why are episodes 10 11 12 of the playlist blacked out? I need the one where Gannon pretends to eat a pretzel and poops it out his mouth.

[@konstantinoskominos2747]

I am wondering this as well, I have trying to find a video and I have only now realized it’s gone.

[@Vlad-bu3mr]

Paul eats like a little Sissy boy tiny little bits...Biffo eats like a real man!!!

[@Digitiser]

Man/animal.

[@V0odOo]

What's inside a turtle? Just watch Cannibal Holocaust and you'll wish, you never wanted to know. D:

[@thecosmonaut9322]

I don’t really know what this channel has become exactly, but I really love it.

[@Digitiser]

We don't know either...

[@pyrofrost2450]

Mangaroo should 100% be a character in Digital Season 2. Even as a one-off.

[@GiddyVideo]

lol what's wrong with you two?

[@Digitiser]

Too much to list here.

[@trevorrandom]

Don't ask

[@Rclay0129]

14:20 oh come on, Paul. Andrew Boy-bedder.

[@smoni19]

Thanks for the new pub quiz team name "Andrew Lloyd Webber's cat jerky"

[@smoni19]

It sounds like a headline from the day today

[@Wolfie_D]

I didn't know it was possible to vomit and have a stroke at the same time until today! There's a first time for everything. Thank you Digitiser! 💖

[@Digitiser]

Hurrah!

[@DarthPerkins]

The earliest jerked meat found was in a canopic jar in Egypt's Valley of the Kings in a tomb known as KV046. It's thought to be Stork meat and over 4000 years old. Next to it was an ancient reed scroll, when the Hieroglyphs were decoded, it was titled... BIFFO'S JOKES.

[@Digitiser]

Huss!

[@theillustrious_angel]

well I learned something today worm jerky< ball jerky

[@Digitiser]

We're mainly an educational channel.

[@GreatSageSunWukong]

Do a MRE next I want to see you use one of them little army stoves

[@Digitiser]

Us? With stoves? Cooking???!? What an excellent idea!

[@GreatSageSunWukong]

Digitiser2000 YES!

[@MrJasonMcintyre]

19:41 That was the most theatrical gag I've ever seen.

[@mastermarkus5307]

Biffo thinks that turtles don't like... exist as flesh-and-blood creatures inside of the shell? The shell is like it's ribs, but it's still got muscles, organs, and stuff in there!

[@Digitiser]

Exactly my point. It's not like there's skin under the shell that they could make jerky out of; just guts and bones and that...

[@mastermarkus5307]

@@Digitiser I'm pretty sure there are muscles underneath as well! Jerky isn't made of skin, it's the meat! Turtles wouldn't be my go-to food source though, as I don't think there's necessarily a lot proportionally... But some turtles do get quite big.

[@Digitiser]

Inside a shell is just a load of soup swilling around.

[@Illusionator]

Doing your best. Thumbs up

[@godslaughter]

Alligator jerky! * shows a photo of a crocodile *

[@Digitiser]

Same thing.

[@glenmcculla6843]

It's like Cannibal Holocaust. Wait - Cannibal LOLocaust, more like!!! Eh? Eh? Though i am left with the haunting fear that Gannon's voice saying "GO DOWN MY THROAT. GO DOWN MY THROAT" will spring to mind during an intimate moment and put me off. It really fucking lingers, indeed.

[@jonmahashintina]

for anyone thats ever wanted jerky but has been slightly disappointed in how it actually tastes and feels, go look for biltong. im glad biffo knows about it.

[@Digitiser]

Proper biltong is the best. Not supermarket biltong.

[@jonmahashintina]

@@Digitiser I can find it homemade but safely prepared on ebay. downside is added postage costs, so I dont get it very often.

[@Vamptonius]

"I like that, it's soft." Words to live by.

[@MellowGaming]

Probably for the best that Larry wasn't on this video.

[@PhysiKarlz]

I'll tell you what. It's really hard riding a bike when normally I push off with both legs simultaneously.

[@Digitiser]

BOING!

[@SuperVolsung]

Biltong for the win

[@Digitiser]

#BiltongGang

[@Azeria]

Kangaroo? I don’t know, I’ve never tried

[@Vamptonius]

There was once an octopus in an enclosure that was accidentally fed a bad shrimp in his meal. We know this because it was discovered on the desk of the particular keeper on the aquarium team that fed it to him. He'd escaped just for the purpose of returning it to the correct staff member, then returned to his habitat.

[@sperrin]

If you want to see a de-shelled turtle, watch Cannibal Holocaust...

[@alexgordon3196]

Make Ashens eat the Jerky lol I love you guys. Your punishment is enjoyable. Thank you lol

[@DarthPerkins]

I've always wanted to see Cats. Just when the first one starts dinging, I'd like to throw a boot at them and shout "GERROUTOFITT!" like in a cartoon.

[@BenchyTests]

Just started the video. Should be an interesting watch going by the preview earlier :D

[@steveparkes]

Early 90's Gator World was the greatest. You could see the bloke teasing the gators and feeding them chickens from the outside tables while you ate Cajan Gator Nuggets. Which taste of chicken and make you wonder what happens if the gator tries to bite the hand that feeds him and if you're eating the results.

[@dixierae3442]

Can you believe as a child we actually went and dug up those disgusting clams at the beach. We called them gooey ducks. To make them even more disgusting they spit out of that long phallic looking appendage. In Japan they eat that Raw. OMG

[@GTArajgaming]

" oh god, oh god" 10/10 for gannon accidentally revealing what he says AND exactly how he says it when........... I'LL LEAVE THAT UP TO YOUR IMAGINATION YOU WEIRDO!

[@Dombalurina]

I really want to see mangaroo become a spin off series!

[@vexphoenix]

Wtf I was just listening to the cheapshow ep (hit the Moog) where this exact stuff about Andrew Lloyd Webber was dug up, what are the chances of that ???

[@rahilkiani]

I'm glad to see you're on target for the exceedingly high dry-heave quota you set this year. Keep up the good retch!

[@Digitiser]

It's our USP.

[@rahilkiani]

@@Digitiser XD Always ahead of the game.

[@Tarantulah]

rhett and link have really let themselves go

[@Digitiser]

Pfffffffft. Their faith keeps them young-looking.

[@fuzer909]

@@Digitiser we should all be so lucky lads.

[@kingscottmania]

YEA JACKIE (Jerky)!

[@kickzonnacoffeetable7119]

Seriously Paul, has that t-shirt ever come off yet 😜😂

[@strongcoffee7]

Clam jerky.... I love clam but I have a shellfish allergy if you get my drift....

[@vexphoenix]

Christ almighty Biffo's description of a leathery shell-less turtle that lives like a hermit crab gave me all kinds of body horror 😨😭😂

[@BlueCrayon77]

Does Mr Biffo think a turtle just has a shell full of guts sloshing about?

[@Digitiser]

Yes. Yes I do. Like soup.

[@Yesterzine]

The Tetris dance track fact is one of my favourite gaming tracks. I got to use it at Digi Live even. I own the CD single. I regret nothing.

[@MareCat31]

You can actually de-shell a turtle, just like a snail or shellfish. They do have internal organs inside the shell and it's not just the head and limbs. I wouldn't recommend turtle, cuz they are sweet creatures that deserve love and care. By the way, I don't blame ya'll on not wanting to eat testicles, I don't really fancy eating gentile meat of any species. (Given one circumstantial situation mind you,and I'm pretty sure you can guess that one.)

[@TheIndulged1]

I now have Paul Gannon as a ringtone "I don't want to eat your turtle!".

[@mastermarkus5307]

I wanted to like Cats because I think the costumes and concept are fun and I like SOME of the songs, but I totally agree with Paul Gannon: the way that it has basically no plot makes it feel really tedious. The musical is based on a book of T.S. Eliot poems about cats and it makes way more sense to have a bunch of mostly character-focused poems in that format than having a bunch of character songs as the basis in a musical.

[@Vamptonius]

As they evolved, the ribs of turtles and tortoises became thicker and fused together as a defense mechanism. This lead to their metabolism slowing down as they had to carry all this mass about. Otherwise, their plumbing is much the same as any other reptile. Aside from turtles being able to breathe through their butts.

[@RPDekka]

You are now The Vom Boys. No further questions.

[@ambroisenadeau]

Never seen such a nice mic drop.

[@revivedfears]

Jerky is rank, no matter what it is made of. No idea what the appeal is, always tastes like pieces of salty chewy rubber

[@4717-b7j]

Jimmy! Jimmy!!! where's Jimmy? Wha-what Jimmy's dead!! you killed Uncle Jimmy!!? Maaaaa Jimmy's Dead! They fuckin killed him!. All off of memory lol probably way off.

[@megandavis9072]

I think Andrew Lloyd Webber pulled Sarah brightman because she is also a horrible human being.

[@treacletruffle]

Was the musical accompaniment to the picture of the turtle a sonic homage to the two Tomita tracks that they used to play on a loop in the sadly departed Blackpool Tower aquarium?

[@Digitiser]

Y... yes?

[@metaljakesnake]

more taste videos!

[@studas2011]

You will all be glad to know that Jackie Stallone is still going at 97 yrs old!

[@mathieuleader8601]

UGGGGGGGGH I remember her big bro apperance so crazy

[@SlyerFox666]

More like this please 🤣

[@entity8019]

My poor brain blue-screened on the last jerky. Nope nope nope. That is pure horror in a bag.

[@MightyJonE]

This vid is even funnier at 1.5x speed!