Explaining Which Pokemon is the Hottest

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Professor Lando

Professor Lando

Күн бұрын

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@Profussy
@Profussy 3 жыл бұрын
Part 2 of this lecture is here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z4mwYX2ef9mqeac
@sais640
@sais640 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly Cinderace Maybe a fire type cinderace kinda thicc
@theblob8842
@theblob8842 3 жыл бұрын
Ok just found this in my recommended and I’m just wondering. Why, what made you talk about this not just once, but twice
@judicatorhurayth1927
@judicatorhurayth1927 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you, sir, Have a coffee☕
@TheGeopigMan
@TheGeopigMan 3 жыл бұрын
I love the tie, where did you get it from? 🙂
@doomslayer5885
@doomslayer5885 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you professor
@socialwizard
@socialwizard 3 жыл бұрын
When our forefathers landed on the beaches of Normandy back in 1944, this is the future they were fighting for.
@YourAveragePersonOnTheStreets
@YourAveragePersonOnTheStreets 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine them just looking at their decendants watching this video
@kandia25
@kandia25 3 жыл бұрын
they fought for all of those 89k images of vaporeon on the rule34
@KrissNaramon
@KrissNaramon 3 жыл бұрын
Too bad, they're dead, very sad, moving on
@birbyboi6408
@birbyboi6408 3 жыл бұрын
@@kandia25 That was..lets say oddly specific😶
@datonesaltyfungus6064
@datonesaltyfungus6064 3 жыл бұрын
Amen.
@jaedaninfante1353
@jaedaninfante1353 3 жыл бұрын
This is why education is important It has never crossed my mind that gardevoir could read my mind
@Profussy
@Profussy 3 жыл бұрын
Now you'll be prepared for any chance encounters in the wild.
@Lobod287
@Lobod287 3 жыл бұрын
@@Profussy Professor, you mentioned the mind reading as a downside in the case of you thinking of other pokemon, but I have an important question about that. What if she's into it.
@GhoulMage
@GhoulMage 3 жыл бұрын
@@Lobod287 psychic NTR. nothing more to say.
@fluffygengar3533
@fluffygengar3533 3 жыл бұрын
LOL
@LordTyph
@LordTyph 3 жыл бұрын
...It never crossed your mind that a psychic type pokemon with psychic powers could read your mind.
@Twolol
@Twolol 3 жыл бұрын
me : oops, wrong classroom prof. lando : *pokemon waifus* me : (sits down calmly)
@ItsPlayer01
@ItsPlayer01 3 жыл бұрын
Hello verified
@anthony23ant
@anthony23ant 3 жыл бұрын
What are you doing here lol
@daffytheuglyduckling4258
@daffytheuglyduckling4258 3 жыл бұрын
I would like to publicly say, I did not like because they’re verified but because this comment is funny
@yahoo_taboo
@yahoo_taboo 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao 😂
@MinxHasSevereSkillIssue
@MinxHasSevereSkillIssue 3 жыл бұрын
Takes phone* Hello I would like to apply prof. Lando's class thank you
@-r-3656
@-r-3656 3 жыл бұрын
“Now 5, that’s just an animal.” Some guy in the chat: Real heroes climb to the top.
@quadradolandia9115
@quadradolandia9115 3 жыл бұрын
Me: umbreon and vaporeon from the yiffers
@Kraut_7
@Kraut_7 3 жыл бұрын
some ppl need to sacrifice themselves for the greater good
@SUPEROLDish
@SUPEROLDish 3 жыл бұрын
*Danes
@xCCflierx
@xCCflierx 3 жыл бұрын
"how does one get to level 5"
@yungtortillachips
@yungtortillachips 3 жыл бұрын
@@quadradolandia9115 umbreon got me high key acting up
@iluvpho4416
@iluvpho4416 3 жыл бұрын
The correct answer is Magcargo. With a body temperature of about 18,000 degrees Fahrenheit, it is the hottest Pokemon as listed in the Pokedex.
@hamz5791
@hamz5791 3 жыл бұрын
Underrated
@rustyrecoil2719
@rustyrecoil2719 3 жыл бұрын
some people arent gonna realise this is a joke
@kyleyang4711
@kyleyang4711 3 жыл бұрын
😭
@AuroraX7
@AuroraX7 3 жыл бұрын
@@rustyrecoil2719 whats a joke?
@tk.Taru41
@tk.Taru41 3 жыл бұрын
I'm ringing my sarcasm bell.
@BiggestChungus21
@BiggestChungus21 3 жыл бұрын
Dude I was expecting a course on how to breed competitive pokemon for my ranked ladder. I was must've entered the wrong class.
@Profussy
@Profussy 3 жыл бұрын
Or maybe the right class
@big_fish_energy3471
@big_fish_energy3471 3 жыл бұрын
@@Profussy The right class indeed, I'm glad I found this channel.
@yatazen7670
@yatazen7670 3 жыл бұрын
wrong type of breeding
@TheTrueJevil
@TheTrueJevil 3 жыл бұрын
@@yatazen7670 or the right type
@lavetissene339
@lavetissene339 3 жыл бұрын
That's not how breeding works. Two completely seperate species are incapable of producing offspring. This is 9th grade biology.
@Ezekiel_Allium
@Ezekiel_Allium 3 жыл бұрын
One of Gardevoir's main gimmicks is her undying loyalty to the trainer. Shes's reading your mind AND choosing to be with you. She sees all your darkest thoughts, the depraved depths of your lust, your thoughts on other pokemon and accept it
@lavetissene339
@lavetissene339 3 жыл бұрын
Not to mention the ability to summon a small black hole to protect the trainer. Even though this would cause a fundamental breakdown of the laws of physics. Do you have any fucking idea how much condensed energy that would require? How strong black holes are? How much more powerful small black holes are? Pokémon are fucking TERRIFYING, man
@lavetissene339
@lavetissene339 3 жыл бұрын
Also there's a fucking BLADE in it's chest
@thedude6738
@thedude6738 3 жыл бұрын
more loyal than 50% of girls irl which is sad
@a-very-uncreative-handle
@a-very-uncreative-handle 3 жыл бұрын
@@lavetissene339 yeah people who have red titty dividers cant be trusted man
@avioracrown6967
@avioracrown6967 3 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: she is into it
@BarryBruh
@BarryBruh 3 жыл бұрын
Will there be multiple choice on this exam
@Profussy
@Profussy 3 жыл бұрын
Yes. Exams are also completely in Chinese. Good luck!
@lightpulse420
@lightpulse420 3 жыл бұрын
Great! My social credit isn't gonna be happy about this
@gyanjury6753
@gyanjury6753 3 жыл бұрын
I choice all of the above
@ngkaile7446
@ngkaile7446 3 жыл бұрын
@@Profussy thank god i know chinese
@erissfootworshipper3004
@erissfootworshipper3004 3 жыл бұрын
@@Profussy Fuck, I'm colorblind so that ain't gonna work.
@Motoboo_Marine
@Motoboo_Marine 3 жыл бұрын
This guy's dedication to character is on point. He prepared a whole presentation on the level of that guy who prepared a lecture about sliding into DMs on twitter.
@bionicleocculusstudio2515
@bionicleocculusstudio2515 3 жыл бұрын
Bionicle fan, brother
@urbainleverrier1
@urbainleverrier1 3 жыл бұрын
I understood that reference! :D
@wildjail5039
@wildjail5039 3 жыл бұрын
I gotta know how he keeps a straight face when he says the first few lines
@frankmarano1118
@frankmarano1118 3 жыл бұрын
@@wildjail5039 He probably cant, that's why there are so many cuts & edits in the beginning haha
@heliusuniverse7460
@heliusuniverse7460 3 жыл бұрын
character?
@cinnamonroll5865
@cinnamonroll5865 3 жыл бұрын
"So what career are you picking, what are you gonna study in college?" "Uhmmm... It's complicated"
@creeperluke65
@creeperluke65 3 жыл бұрын
A subject more complicated than MATH
@kanseidorifto2430
@kanseidorifto2430 3 жыл бұрын
@@creeperluke65 I understand this far easier than math.
@__shiyo__22
@__shiyo__22 3 жыл бұрын
@@kanseidorifto2430 it's the spirit/motivation of learning the subject that makes it seems easy
@kanseidorifto2430
@kanseidorifto2430 3 жыл бұрын
@@__shiyo__22 Precisely why I'm highly efficient with learning about this content:)
@w1nterf0x_19
@w1nterf0x_19 3 жыл бұрын
This man took a degree in Philosophy of Anime and Fetish
@tristannaufalll
@tristannaufalll 3 жыл бұрын
"They might be cute, they might be a lil thicc but there's no soul, that's just an animal" -Professor Lando, 2021
@donpatch42
@donpatch42 3 жыл бұрын
Me
@chum4641
@chum4641 3 жыл бұрын
The face he makes at the word “thicc” is what really sells it
@ligmagiga
@ligmagiga Жыл бұрын
I don't care
@Skeleton_Dork
@Skeleton_Dork 9 ай бұрын
-Me On women
@Purplecliffe
@Purplecliffe 3 жыл бұрын
This might be the greatest video on KZbin
@thatoneguy2188
@thatoneguy2188 3 жыл бұрын
Woah I’d didn’t expect to see you here 😏
@creppermangaming4685
@creppermangaming4685 3 жыл бұрын
Sheeesh this comment Says alot
@jmarcus0101
@jmarcus0101 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@Jake-nh5th
@Jake-nh5th 3 жыл бұрын
Woah I expected to see you here 😏
@iminthemajority8948
@iminthemajority8948 3 жыл бұрын
DOESNT IT SAY THAT PEOPLE AND POKEMON USED TO BE ABLE TO BE MARRIED... JACK DONT DO IT
@chewyster3033
@chewyster3033 3 жыл бұрын
I would like to make an arguement against your "É-Girl" lopunny statement. Do you know how Lopunny Evolves? Friendship. She has to like you, and really like you, to even get to that stage. Or somebody, at least. Buneary actually has the lowest BASE friendship of any pokemon. What does this sound like? I would posture, Lopunny is actually a TSUNDERE who has grown up past her Tsun ways, and opened up her heart, and her being so open and loving to that person is WHY she is so beatiful. Facts support this, Lopunny is a Post-Confession Tsun. She will love you, and only you, forever.
@Profussy
@Profussy 3 жыл бұрын
my god.
@franciscoarzapalozapata4610
@franciscoarzapalozapata4610 3 жыл бұрын
You are the chosen one
@espurrseyes42
@espurrseyes42 3 жыл бұрын
To add to that argument, I believe in the original Sinnoh games, Diamond and Pearl, Buneary would learn Frustration at Level 12. As we all know, Frustration is the reverse of Return, getting weaker as your PKMN gains Friendship with you and being at its strongest when that Friendship is at rock bottom. However, should you manage to evolve that Buneary below or at the Level she'd learn Frustration, she will instead learn Return in its place, and it will be at max power.
@TheGlenn8
@TheGlenn8 3 жыл бұрын
@@Profussy I demand you make a public apology Professor.
@andytravieso03
@andytravieso03 3 жыл бұрын
@@Profussy oh no how the turns have tabled
@ImEmpTy295
@ImEmpTy295 3 жыл бұрын
“Love requires a connection, not just a pump and dump” opened my eyes that ditto ain’t the one
@trevorkn7239
@trevorkn7239 3 жыл бұрын
Ditto is DEFINITELY the one
@tenshi1333
@tenshi1333 3 жыл бұрын
Ditto can DEFINITELY be anyone.
@mywifeleftmesonowimayoutub7729
@mywifeleftmesonowimayoutub7729 3 жыл бұрын
Finally, some good flickin content
@crumpsty3575
@crumpsty3575 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@Jman-sv1ll
@Jman-sv1ll 3 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@ferdy5890
@ferdy5890 3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@Infinity2isgone
@Infinity2isgone 3 жыл бұрын
Hey, I know you
@anyproblame7671
@anyproblame7671 3 жыл бұрын
Hello speedrunner
@TheRambunctious
@TheRambunctious 3 жыл бұрын
Should we be worried about Professor lando’s girlfriends? “I need to see fear in their eyes” and “theres nothing hotter than a girl with low self esteem”
@JustRandomSymbols
@JustRandomSymbols 2 жыл бұрын
I mean isn't he absolutely right?
@lancemelo7494
@lancemelo7494 Жыл бұрын
😟
@Kotarojujo170
@Kotarojujo170 11 ай бұрын
To be fair cute and shy girls with low self esteem are hot
@tsukasanagami3951
@tsukasanagami3951 3 жыл бұрын
It's hard to believe that I pay more attention to this class instead of my real online classes and thank you for the lesson professor
@iamnotuta2658
@iamnotuta2658 3 жыл бұрын
Oh gosh, why.
@erk9448
@erk9448 3 жыл бұрын
ya got to respect the man, he has a jojo's necktie
@craig.6076
@craig.6076 3 жыл бұрын
The "poki taint" is a reason I am subscribed. This guy's got something no one else has.🤣🤣
@anubiscerberus4348
@anubiscerberus4348 3 жыл бұрын
Ok but, i'll be serious here. Im a teacher, so i can explain why this happens a lot (English is not my first lenguage, I'm sorry in advance). Learning is divided in two ways, in Spanish we call them "Aprendizaje por memorización" (Memorizing Learning), and "Aprendizaje Significativo" (Significant Learning). The first one is when you learn by repetition, you memorize the tools that you need for living, even when you don't really like the subject of study, or even when the subject of study doesn't interest you at all. You force your brain to simply absorb the information, and it is always difficult to use what you have learnt this way. HOWEVER, Significant Learning is superior and the TRUE goal (Kind off) of education. Your brain instantly absorbs once and for all any bit of information you find interesting, and, at the same speed, your brain also learns how to successfully use said information. So, as long as something is interesting enough for you, you will always focus better on it, learn it faster, and put it on practice better than any kind of class or information that you don't actually like or find interesting. Good teachers know about this, and that is why, decent teachers use problems and examples of things you like to cheat and make you learn stuff that usually you don't find appealing. Like, do you have problems at math and you are a fan of poke-waifus? A good teacher will use approaches such as: How many different species of poke-waifus are currently on the "ghost-type" archetype and what is the percentual difference between said number and the current number of poke-waifus in the "fighter-type" archetype?. ETC ETC ETC.
@godther1391
@godther1391 3 жыл бұрын
furry
@javierc4967
@javierc4967 3 жыл бұрын
I pray to god that this guy never breaks character.
@gamecritic3649
@gamecritic3649 3 жыл бұрын
Who said he was acting?
@kairyu9905
@kairyu9905 3 жыл бұрын
He's acting?
@MsPancakeGirl
@MsPancakeGirl 3 жыл бұрын
What do you mean he's acting? He's my tutor
@justadummy8076
@justadummy8076 3 жыл бұрын
What do you mean break character? Please respond soon, my degree is weighing on this
@kairyu9905
@kairyu9905 3 жыл бұрын
The reason he never breaks character is because he was never acting in the first place LMAO
@sciana21
@sciana21 3 жыл бұрын
The actual way to find the hottest Pokemon: Using math and official sourcea to find wich fire type pokemon produces the most heat
@aidenweldon5298
@aidenweldon5298 3 жыл бұрын
By the pokedex, it's slugma
@sciana21
@sciana21 3 жыл бұрын
@@aidenweldon5298 slugma balls
@irok1
@irok1 3 жыл бұрын
@@sciana21 we just witnessed an execution
@weeniehut4703
@weeniehut4703 3 жыл бұрын
@@sciana21 i laughed so fucking hard.
@TanegiHoneydew
@TanegiHoneydew 3 жыл бұрын
Holy sht the deliver is perfection here
@featherdragon7894
@featherdragon7894 3 жыл бұрын
I feel the need to defend my girl, lopunny do not evolve normally. They literally do not evolve past bunnery without forming a STRONG bond with there trainers, be it plutonic or otherwise. Should a bunnery never find that one person they will trust there very lives with they will never evolve, so to say that they are the egirls professor, respectively, feels like slander in the highest degree.
@theshattered5936
@theshattered5936 3 жыл бұрын
I feel the need to point out that there are Lopunny in the wild, therefore they are capable of forming that same bond with something else most likely unless you are implying that all Lopunny in the wild are abandoned, but yes I do agree with the strong bond thing.
@featherdragon7894
@featherdragon7894 3 жыл бұрын
@@theshattered5936 True, if you find a wild lopunny you’ll probably be playing second fiddle for quite a while
@zjuraeventide8949
@zjuraeventide8949 3 жыл бұрын
Lopunny can evolve in the wild by forming strong bonds with other lopunny. But because it's a wild pokemon it would take years for them to get to a certain level where evolution was possible. Whereas with a trainer, this can range from a few months down to weeks, or even just days.
@moonshinershonor202
@moonshinershonor202 6 ай бұрын
Put some respect on Lopunny s name!!!
@DarkFrozenDepths
@DarkFrozenDepths 3 жыл бұрын
"Can you be morally sound... in performing coitus with a pokemon." Well considering that a Gardevoir has more affection, loyalty and dedication to you than a lot of humans sadly....
@pancakes8816
@pancakes8816 3 жыл бұрын
Seeing as Gardevoir has zero issue creating black holes to protect its handler, yea, you're 110% right
@alfiegordon9013
@alfiegordon9013 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao incel
@viddykhaos2896
@viddykhaos2896 3 жыл бұрын
@@alfiegordon9013 he said "human" not "woman". lmao person who doesn't know words
@alfiegordon9013
@alfiegordon9013 3 жыл бұрын
@@viddykhaos2896 bruh you knoooooow he meant women
@destrovine
@destrovine 3 жыл бұрын
@@alfiegordon9013 mad assume 🗿, "human" is general.
@snazzyfeathers
@snazzyfeathers 3 жыл бұрын
Oh my god...he's so right about Mimikyu
@Profussy
@Profussy 3 жыл бұрын
Just doing my part to spread the knowledge.
@loganmason5421
@loganmason5421 3 жыл бұрын
Although, there is one issue with the Mimikyu argument, you can't look at it's true form or else you'll die a horrible death.
@oddgamefame6641
@oddgamefame6641 3 жыл бұрын
*HUH*
@althelor
@althelor 3 жыл бұрын
@@loganmason5421 isn't that just the equivalent of wanting your head crushed? I'm pretty sure anyone with a mimikyu would be absolutely OK with that.
@GrahamGotGame
@GrahamGotGame 3 жыл бұрын
Though mimikyu according to the Pokédex will end up killing anyone that looks under its disguise through sheer horror of what you see…
@gavinzooms
@gavinzooms 3 жыл бұрын
“You’re feeling a bit like Shinji after he visits Asuka in the hospital.” *remembers*
@checkyourwall
@checkyourwall 3 жыл бұрын
🙃
@monarckskatty
@monarckskatty 3 жыл бұрын
Oh no. I should say "I'm gonna pull a shinji" more often.
@shanelletastics5113
@shanelletastics5113 3 жыл бұрын
Member?
@KaeraNeko
@KaeraNeko 3 жыл бұрын
I'm a pretty transparent person, so hypothetically a psychic pokémon wouldn't be a deal breaker to me. and imagine: if someone would be ok with dating you even after seeing your darkest secrets, that could mean they're either just as freaky as you are, or that they make an active choice to accept you for who you are, which is kind of beautiful and reaffirming.
@Just_your_average_degenerate
@Just_your_average_degenerate 2 жыл бұрын
Your right but I have a thing for rabbit’s so…
@zzzdee1980
@zzzdee1980 Жыл бұрын
Exactly my thoughts
@fishstics98
@fishstics98 3 жыл бұрын
i love watching this man slowly and slowly devolve into a furry
@Profussy
@Profussy 3 жыл бұрын
devolve?
@tsukasa-no-douji5089
@tsukasa-no-douji5089 3 жыл бұрын
Evolution is not a straight line my guy. There is no "more evolved" so there is no "devolve." He has simple developed alternative traits to help him with survival. But like seriously, look at lopunny and tell me you wouldn't want a thighjob from it. I myself would prefer pharamosa though.
@mewkitsune6978
@mewkitsune6978 3 жыл бұрын
Nah hes just a professor of effing and a good one at that, that he has to dig his hand to the furry territory.
@tacosin7819
@tacosin7819 3 жыл бұрын
69 likes cant ruin it
@totallynotsharkomaid4078
@totallynotsharkomaid4078 3 жыл бұрын
@@tsukasa-no-douji5089 he is just a survival knife kit.
@GameJam230
@GameJam230 3 жыл бұрын
Wtf this is a legitimate 12 minute discussion, not just a quick meme.
@juanpablochaconvargas6919
@juanpablochaconvargas6919 3 жыл бұрын
yeah XD
@IF_Saga
@IF_Saga 3 жыл бұрын
Worth it
@thereggie3634
@thereggie3634 3 жыл бұрын
12 minute meme
@Smallsilk
@Smallsilk 3 жыл бұрын
I love how serious he takes this fucking stuff. “Hobby-lobby-sloppy-toppy”🤣
@-Raylight
@-Raylight 3 жыл бұрын
Came for Gardevoir, stayed for the useful lecture. Thank you professor! xD *"You're feeling like Shinji when he visited Asuka at the hospital"* Lmao That Kira Yoshikage's tie though
@swinelias
@swinelias 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like I see you everywhere
@sidtheshuckle
@sidtheshuckle 3 жыл бұрын
“You’re feeling like Shinji after he visits Asuka in the hospital” That line hit me like a truck when explaining Ditto
@tommycriton9758
@tommycriton9758 3 жыл бұрын
I really fucking hated that scene but also Jesus Christ the horror of imagination
@ncxo1975
@ncxo1975 3 жыл бұрын
He spilled yogurt
@CameronKujo
@CameronKujo 3 жыл бұрын
@@tommycriton9758 he just spilled some mustard beuh
@tommycriton9758
@tommycriton9758 3 жыл бұрын
@@CameronKujo umm sir I think you meant mayo which is white not mustard yellow
@ravenneck1035
@ravenneck1035 3 жыл бұрын
the killer queen tie gives him all the credibility he needs for this topic
@reubenorange7660
@reubenorange7660 3 жыл бұрын
Surprised he didn't say something like Cofagrigus based on that
@cinephilesenpai9799
@cinephilesenpai9799 3 жыл бұрын
Is that a jojo reference
@patatoteam9482
@patatoteam9482 2 жыл бұрын
@@cinephilesenpai9799 yes it is
@garaidinkeuinke5835
@garaidinkeuinke5835 3 жыл бұрын
girl: he's cheating on me the guy: litteraly analising which fucking pokemon is the best waifu material
@BigOlWalrus
@BigOlWalrus 3 жыл бұрын
So he's cheating on her
@elektr1x7881
@elektr1x7881 3 жыл бұрын
"analising"
@monkeyman4455
@monkeyman4455 3 жыл бұрын
Mmm... I love analising 😈😈😈😈
@PandaThatsRed
@PandaThatsRed 3 жыл бұрын
*Plot twist* That isn't a typo
@ryanclemons1
@ryanclemons1 3 жыл бұрын
girl: I wish he was cheating on me
@timeless5712
@timeless5712 3 жыл бұрын
Professor Lando: Explaining why its ok to be intimate with pokemon. The chat: What is love, baby dont hurt me.
@fruxo4218
@fruxo4218 3 жыл бұрын
This isn't even a character, this is just him in a nutshell.
@lord12jsv68
@lord12jsv68 3 жыл бұрын
501 likes and no comments
@lord12jsv68
@lord12jsv68 3 жыл бұрын
Wait
@NaThingSerious
@NaThingSerious 3 жыл бұрын
“So what college are you going to?” “Ligma college” “Oh… um.. what u gonna study?” “Waifus” “O-ok.. what’s the first class?” “Poké-waifus - is it wrong and which poké-waifu is the best”
@暗哥
@暗哥 3 жыл бұрын
The only school that I want to go to
@kamenridergnostikos4084
@kamenridergnostikos4084 3 жыл бұрын
There are certain kinds of knowledge that we in society do not value enough currently, and need to start certifying it with degrees. This is one of them. I ain't saying it should get anyone a job, but it's an invaluable study and its scholars should be certified as such. E: Memes are another.
@thesauce1682
@thesauce1682 3 жыл бұрын
Damn, sounds like a good college.
@damiankirishima
@damiankirishima 3 жыл бұрын
Yes, but according to Gardevoir's pokedex entry, it's a very loyal pokemon that cares for it's trainer. Enough that it's willing to risk it's own life to protect them. It can also see the future, let alone reading your mind. But considering it's absolute loyalty to the trainer, I imagine just asking it would be enough to prevent such an accident. That, combined with it's physical appeal is why I believe many people (Myself Included) are followers of Gardevoir, despite her being a PokeMilf. Pokedex Entries reffered to: "It will try to guard its trusted Trainer with its life. It has the ability to see the future." -Diamond/Pearl Pokedex "Gardevoir has the psychokinetic power to distort the dimensions and create a small black hole. This Pokémon will try to protect its Trainer even at the risk of its own life." -Alpha Sapphire Pokedex
@Dreamyzas
@Dreamyzas 3 жыл бұрын
Wait, if Gardevoir dislikes you, will her just summon a black hole to kill you?
@teachme5334
@teachme5334 3 жыл бұрын
@@Dreamyzas yes, but to get to that point you have to be really extremely ***B A D*** trainer. They won't just summon blackhole Willy nilly because you forgot to buy some snacc
@Dreamyzas
@Dreamyzas 3 жыл бұрын
@@teachme5334 Considering…. well, the internet. Is likely, but yeah
@teachme5334
@teachme5334 3 жыл бұрын
@@Dreamyzas and that point, it'll be their problem, not ours.
@paulanimator6307
@paulanimator6307 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine a *yandere* Gardevoir "Trainer, you're thinking of other women? Guess I'll have to dump their bodies in a black hole and you can forget about them :)"
@darksun9926
@darksun9926 3 жыл бұрын
Hey guys did you know that in therms o human companionship, flareon is the most huggable pokemon? Whit their maximum temperature is likely too much for must, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along whit that, they have a lot of fluff, akking them undeniably incredicle soft to touch. But that's not all… they have a very respectable special defence at 110, which means they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it wont mind. It can make itself even more endearing whit moves like charm and baby doll eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again
@catwbongos
@catwbongos 3 жыл бұрын
Good ending
@rolandverde8771
@rolandverde8771 3 жыл бұрын
Almost felt PTSD at the start
@mervintan1996
@mervintan1996 3 жыл бұрын
and it can slowly turn it up to a point of combustion and sends me off into eternal slumber
@ariamachi
@ariamachi 3 жыл бұрын
flareon is the false prophet tho
@boberttheboss8990
@boberttheboss8990 3 жыл бұрын
but have you heard about vaporeon?
@TW-sh2un
@TW-sh2un 3 жыл бұрын
The pause between “pink.... and white” ditto was great
@calico_jackie2542
@calico_jackie2542 3 жыл бұрын
When he said Ditto is pink AND white, I was like "wait, wh- OH GOD."
@saiku1418
@saiku1418 3 жыл бұрын
Wut. . .
@gen2mediainc.577
@gen2mediainc.577 3 жыл бұрын
@@saiku1418 LMFAO GOOGLE TRANSLATED THAT TO FURY
@nugraha7463
@nugraha7463 3 жыл бұрын
@@gen2mediainc.577 funniest shit ive seen today
@coffeeboi158
@coffeeboi158 3 жыл бұрын
@@gen2mediainc.577 LMAO SAME
@TheBluePhoenix008
@TheBluePhoenix008 3 жыл бұрын
@@gen2mediainc.577 LMAO wut...
@watcherofyoutube9678
@watcherofyoutube9678 3 жыл бұрын
“Nature doesn’t deal in coincidences” then they only deal in absolutes, Nature is a Sith!
@Dodsodalo
@Dodsodalo 3 жыл бұрын
Join the pork side.
@Jamseth_Ingramious
@Jamseth_Ingramious 3 жыл бұрын
@@Dodsodalo Don’t try it, I have the high ground-type!
@Dodsodalo
@Dodsodalo 3 жыл бұрын
@@Jamseth_Ingramious You are offal Obi-Wan.
@monkeyrat9611
@monkeyrat9611 3 жыл бұрын
General kenobi, you are a bold type
@thinkingwithrice749
@thinkingwithrice749 3 жыл бұрын
i love the end. man says that gardevoir will either be jealous or fearful and one person in chat just says "what is she fearing prof??"
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 3 жыл бұрын
Pikachu is a birdeating predator. Think about it: it's an electric type rodent that lives in a region where the prodominant flying type evolution line has NO resistance to electric type moves, and is thus hurt greatly by them. It's also plump, seeming like perfect prey for a bird to swoop down and strike. Pikachu is a venus flytrap for birds.
@amilo5
@amilo5 3 жыл бұрын
Pokédex: "Pikachu is roasting fruits and nuts with its electricity." Maybe there is a point of your arguement i dont know Pikachu gets a little protein here and there.
@vanvan0301
@vanvan0301 3 жыл бұрын
they were introduced in that region*. There are other pikachus that live outside of Johto and Kanto with flying types having resistance towards electric
@segafreak2000
@segafreak2000 3 жыл бұрын
@@vanvan0301 That is false. It is impossible for a flying type to have a resistance towards electric - they are either immune or neutral at best, but resistant is impossible.
@shelbonewilton8423
@shelbonewilton8423 3 жыл бұрын
I’d go into debt for these classes
@Profussy
@Profussy 3 жыл бұрын
If you complete the FASFA you may be eligible for a LIGMA U scholarship!
@frantherat8174
@frantherat8174 3 жыл бұрын
@@Profussy wtf is ligma
@Lelex0515
@Lelex0515 3 жыл бұрын
@@frantherat8174 It’s hard to explain but hopefully this video helps kzbin.info/www/bejne/n5rOY2itpq6ofNE
@gigioprodigio1314
@gigioprodigio1314 3 жыл бұрын
@@Lelex0515 i thought it was a rickroll lmao
@Redacted_Ruler
@Redacted_Ruler 3 жыл бұрын
“I’m trying to think of a fire type Pokémon that’s not a furry, or just an animal.” -some random guy in a tf2 casual server
@rexalley8397
@rexalley8397 3 жыл бұрын
Nah its “I’m trying to think of a fire type that isn’t just an animal”.
@alonelyperson6031
@alonelyperson6031 3 жыл бұрын
Ghost type pokemons are a viable choice. Certain beat or legendary types too. However, fire types are a bit weird ye. If you would consider it, most fire types are just animals/furries.
@chomp_gd
@chomp_gd 3 жыл бұрын
@@rexalley8397 The ghost candle
@circumferenced
@circumferenced 3 жыл бұрын
keys
@alonelyperson6031
@alonelyperson6031 3 жыл бұрын
@@chomp_gd Pure or main fire type. The ghost candle is less fire than it is ghost.
@timtheenchanter4358
@timtheenchanter4358 3 жыл бұрын
This man expects me to take him seriously without him mentioning vaporeon even ONCE!?
@MadameTeqi
@MadameTeqi 3 жыл бұрын
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of...
@Idkanymore9029
@Idkanymore9029 3 жыл бұрын
@@MadameTeqi NOPE
@henrycrabs3497
@henrycrabs3497 3 жыл бұрын
@@MadameTeqi human and female pokemon breeding? Vaperon Is the most compatible for humans!
@Idkanymore9029
@Idkanymore9029 3 жыл бұрын
@@henrycrabs3497 Don't continue
@henrycrabs3497
@henrycrabs3497 2 жыл бұрын
@@Idkanymore9029 Vaporeon is literally built for human dick, ungodly defense stat Plus high HP pool Plus Acid Armor means it can take cock all day long all shapes and sizes and still come for more
@wesleyward5901
@wesleyward5901 3 жыл бұрын
"Which Pokémon is the hottest?" Tough question. You've got things from Charmander to Groudon. Slugma is literally made out of magma but maybe we should ask Blaine as he's the fire gym leader from Kanto.
@ItsNuxFury
@ItsNuxFury 3 жыл бұрын
Slugma can slugma balls any day. I only live a couple blocks from the hospital.
@phlogistinatorpb
@phlogistinatorpb 3 жыл бұрын
Magcargo's as hot as the surface of the sun
@Alexgodofwar5662
@Alexgodofwar5662 3 жыл бұрын
@@ItsNuxFury hahahaahha
@TheGodofPizza
@TheGodofPizza 3 жыл бұрын
@@phlogistinatorpb I agree with you it the hottest pokemon
@Laggyboi
@Laggyboi 3 жыл бұрын
@@ItsNuxFury damn it beat me to it
@Zephirite.
@Zephirite. 3 жыл бұрын
This is why humans should never be in isolation for extended periods of time. We start making shit like this…. *AND UNIRONICALLY ENJOYING IT!!* (On a serious note, this is really well made, and well…..researched.)
@biaxolotl5171
@biaxolotl5171 3 жыл бұрын
I would enjoy this without the lockdown I am a person of SCIENCE
@aizen38
@aizen38 3 жыл бұрын
This isn't shit, it is a magical piece of art. Education on which pokemon is the best to "dive into".
@Eidel_Rose
@Eidel_Rose 3 жыл бұрын
Zoology is the best
@bubaaaaaaaaa
@bubaaaaaaaaa 3 жыл бұрын
Oh lord I don’t even know why I clicked on this video with this title, but im bored so i’ll watch whatever I see. The chat was also entertaining btw
@qsmokedem
@qsmokedem 3 жыл бұрын
@@biaxolotl5171 freakazoid
@ferrecool7886
@ferrecool7886 3 жыл бұрын
Ditto's transform only has those dead eyes in the anime, but even with that "disadventage" zoroark and mew are basically on the dangerously furry side of the scale
@RaulDiaz-mp8ms
@RaulDiaz-mp8ms 3 жыл бұрын
But also in the live action movie Detective Pikachu.
@trla6505
@trla6505 3 жыл бұрын
Remember those don't aplly to Pokémon
@helltaker6865
@helltaker6865 2 жыл бұрын
Zoroark does what ditto does, but better
@Brizzle427
@Brizzle427 2 жыл бұрын
Counterpoint, Lopunny is a friendship evolution meaning the likelihood there is an emotional connection (and not just a physical one) is much higher than most other pokemon.
@espurrseyes42
@espurrseyes42 3 жыл бұрын
The affection point about Lopunny is just wrong. You can only get a Lopunny by maxing out the Friendship stat of your Buneary. In fact, in certain versions of the game, Buneary learns Frustration at around Level 12, but if you raise that Friendship and evolve her, that Lopunny will instead learn Return, the move that increases in power based on that Friendship stat, maxing out to be one of the stronger Normal type moves. A Lopunny that you've been with long enough WILL love you for life. And be able to beat the crap out of anything that isn't a Ghost like best girl Mimikyu.
@michaelcarlton1484
@michaelcarlton1484 3 жыл бұрын
Mega has Scrappy which allows it to hit ghosts though, right?
@espurrseyes42
@espurrseyes42 3 жыл бұрын
@@michaelcarlton1484 I was talking about base Lopunny. Though yes, Mega can hit ghosts due to Scrappy.
@denimdinofan9
@denimdinofan9 3 жыл бұрын
200th like congrats
@PaladinNL5
@PaladinNL5 3 жыл бұрын
I see you are one of Lopunny's many onlyfans supporters
@jolt9771
@jolt9771 3 жыл бұрын
I never thought I would hear someone say “these are the fleshlights of Pokémon.”
@spynix0718
@spynix0718 3 жыл бұрын
I mean James picked him for a reason. So did Jesse for Lickitung.
@ringobingo9573
@ringobingo9573 3 жыл бұрын
You know it’s good when a guy spends several minutes trying to prove he’s not a furry and that he’s morally acceptable
@01Gshadow
@01Gshadow 3 жыл бұрын
The whole video was like: "Look! I"m not a furry. BUT.... "
@karstencarsten9964
@karstencarsten9964 3 жыл бұрын
Is morally sane a thing tho
@genbeuden2114
@genbeuden2114 3 жыл бұрын
He never pretended to be sane tho
@ringobingo9573
@ringobingo9573 3 жыл бұрын
@@genbeuden2114 Acceptable* sorry
@Aki-sv5in
@Aki-sv5in 3 жыл бұрын
4:26 "my favorite pokemon is ryan reynolds" chat has me crying
@yeahman6907
@yeahman6907 3 жыл бұрын
Left out Hatterenne who is one of my favorite waifus. Also Gardevoir can sense your emotions with her red chest disc. If you come home from a bad day of work she would immediately know and start comforting you. How is that bad?
@thehuman2cs715
@thehuman2cs715 3 жыл бұрын
Isn't it a tiny alien looking thing in a tower of hair?
@SHAWNJX
@SHAWNJX 3 жыл бұрын
@@thehuman2cs715 yes
@haka-katyt7439
@haka-katyt7439 3 жыл бұрын
@@SHAWNJX but if you come home from a bad day at work and have a Hatterene you will get strangled to death
@gameshocker2.0
@gameshocker2.0 3 жыл бұрын
Why not salazzle
@Jamseth_Ingramious
@Jamseth_Ingramious 3 жыл бұрын
@@gameshocker2.0 They’re to busy streaming on twitch to get donations from salandits and uploading hot pics to their OnlyFans account.
@mrbigglezworth42
@mrbigglezworth42 3 жыл бұрын
Lopunnys only evolve once they reach a high enough affection with their trainers. Ironically Lopunny would be a surprisingly loyal partner. That is a sentence I never thought I'd write.
@adynatos4130
@adynatos4130 3 жыл бұрын
Not only thta but Lopunny canonically has really fat thighs.
@AndysUnpaidIntern
@AndysUnpaidIntern 3 жыл бұрын
This degeneracy has reached a whole new threshold, chipping away at humanities bright future, and replacing it with a dark one. Today I am proud to say how much support I have for this concept, and that I look forward to seeing its effect on the new age of humanity long live the degeneracy
@blythebarlow5209
@blythebarlow5209 3 жыл бұрын
Long live the degeneracy!
@muhamadamri5760
@muhamadamri5760 3 жыл бұрын
Long live the degeneracy!
@stevenmccreery9829
@stevenmccreery9829 3 жыл бұрын
One of us! One of us!
@emblemblade9245
@emblemblade9245 3 жыл бұрын
Degenocracy
@Campocosas
@Campocosas 3 жыл бұрын
This But ironically
@dyllpickleproduces9588
@dyllpickleproduces9588 3 жыл бұрын
Can we just appreciate the quality of his pokemon drawings on the whiteboard?
@FLUX.2226
@FLUX.2226 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine the professor in some Pokémon game in the future being called Professor Lando and he's "rating pokémon" but nobody knows what exactly he is doing.
@harkyzin
@harkyzin 3 жыл бұрын
THAT WOULD BE GENIUS
@noodletheviewer9264
@noodletheviewer9264 3 жыл бұрын
I suppose it’s a case of “pick your poison” so to speak, every Pokémon has their pros and cons
@thunderocker343
@thunderocker343 3 жыл бұрын
Nice profile pic and name lmaooo
@cammy649
@cammy649 3 жыл бұрын
Good luck with muk
@Alltheprayers
@Alltheprayers 2 жыл бұрын
@@cammy649 oh we certainly will
@acedesert2759
@acedesert2759 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact, in the Japanese version of the gen 4 games, there's a book somewhere that says humans and pokemon regularly lived together like married partners due to them being equals
@tkm14786
@tkm14786 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao u watched matpat's theory on nurse joy being a pokemon
@dr.rockso2703
@dr.rockso2703 3 жыл бұрын
Actually that same book is in the English version too I believe.
@pariscloud2907
@pariscloud2907 3 жыл бұрын
@@tkm14786 you got me
@mrtrollnator123
@mrtrollnator123 Жыл бұрын
🤨📸
@nathangamble125
@nathangamble125 Жыл бұрын
@@dr.rockso2703 The book doesn't include the bit about pokémon and humans marrying each other in the English translation though.
@AdrianoASGomes
@AdrianoASGomes 2 жыл бұрын
5:12 the guy in the chat just said "Prof its DILVES". My man is going mega gear when it comes to pay attention in previous classes
@outofcontextallen3408
@outofcontextallen3408 3 жыл бұрын
9:28 “There’s nothing hotter than a girl with low self-esteem” truer words have never been spoken
@karstencarsten9964
@karstencarsten9964 3 жыл бұрын
Sounds a little sussy abusive bf type beat to me but idk
@Killatonicus
@Killatonicus 3 жыл бұрын
"I need to be able to look down and see fear in its eyes." good lord that got me.
@rurumuhelsi5561
@rurumuhelsi5561 3 жыл бұрын
Why is this the only comment i’ve seen that mentions that line, everyone ignored that those were words that were said.
@Imcomingfoyoass
@Imcomingfoyoass 3 жыл бұрын
Kinky
@uncleaungzayyafromburma985
@uncleaungzayyafromburma985 3 жыл бұрын
I mean that real turn on are the fear and the expressions,isn't it?
@doctahjonez
@doctahjonez 3 жыл бұрын
That's what's up
@julianspatter1905
@julianspatter1905 3 жыл бұрын
Can we talk about how good this man is at drawing Pokemon? Every single one of those drawings would be instantly recognizable even without the name next it.
@biowbe4522
@biowbe4522 3 жыл бұрын
I think the pokemon themselves are designed to be recognizable
@sbirk3946
@sbirk3946 3 жыл бұрын
@@biowbe4522 I disagree with that… kinda
@DashOnWaves
@DashOnWaves 3 жыл бұрын
Flygon thiccer than average lmao
@fatherrob7298
@fatherrob7298 3 жыл бұрын
"It's evolving,Just Backwards." -Pewdiepie
@realiance4266
@realiance4266 3 жыл бұрын
Going by Ditto logic Mew is the ultimate Pokéwaifu because it can transform into everything just like Ditto but also has emotions
@googlepoodle5814
@googlepoodle5814 3 жыл бұрын
There’s only one Mew, and Dittos have emotions.
@nadaemcomum3253
@nadaemcomum3253 3 жыл бұрын
@@googlepoodle5814 dittos hav a fish dead face
@googlepoodle5814
@googlepoodle5814 3 жыл бұрын
@@nadaemcomum3253 not when they transform unless they’re doing so from memory, and they can transform into literally anything. So you can potentially have a harem of dittos that can transform into anything.
@Maxwell_Twist
@Maxwell_Twist 3 жыл бұрын
Actually, professor, Buneary evolves into Lopunny based off of friendship, so I doubt Lopunny would go behind your back after you've built up your relationship with them so much.
@aviralrai9258
@aviralrai9258 3 жыл бұрын
But what if she's just using you to evolve ?? She knows the outcome she can get by becoming an egirl after evolving. Makes you think about it doesn't it
@xemnasxiii3992
@xemnasxiii3992 3 жыл бұрын
sir if i may add, wouldn't that only work in a case of a childhood friendship ?
@faberquidam
@faberquidam 3 жыл бұрын
what about a Lopunny found in the wild?
@aviralrai9258
@aviralrai9258 3 жыл бұрын
A lopunny in the wild eh. Hadn't thought of that
@redacted606
@redacted606 3 жыл бұрын
@@aviralrai9258 friendship goes both ways.
@vholst
@vholst 3 жыл бұрын
In the pokemon universe, if I'm not mistaken, humans are a divergent form of a pokemon evolution. So technically, a human banging a pokemon in the poke-verse isn't too unethical...somewhat. Coupled with the fact that pokemon can not only understand human speech, but also understand complex topics and respond to them, they can give consent. However, since most pokemon are generally wild, with few exceptions like Meowth from team rocket making an attempt at integrating with human society (which he only did to impress another pokemon to start with), you'd run into the dilemma of whether or not it was actually consensual. As the pokemon is often forcefully (although they do enjoy fighting, which is why pokemon fighting can occur in the first place) domesticated, so the situation could be seen as grooming. Then there's also the topic of whether or not pokebrothels, which absolutely would be a thing in thee poke-verse are ethical, but also to what types and what stage of evolution would it be considered ethical. A simple r34 search shows that there are a considerable amount of people who find Pikachu to be hot enough to bang. Google also says that a pikachu is 1'4" or roughly 40cm for those who haven't stepped on the moon yet. That's of a small thing to bang. Pichu is also considered bang-able by the internet, and thats even smaller as well as thinner while raichu is taller than both combined. While I focused on the size of the anatomical nature of said pokemon in this TED talk, you also need to remember that it's also one that can produce enough amperage via its electric shock to kill someone. Of course if you're Canadian or a white woman this whole quandary is moot because...I mean, we all know the saying here...
@thenumbertwelve1803
@thenumbertwelve1803 3 жыл бұрын
i read everything, didnt understand a bit of it, but the effort makes it worth a like, so im proud to call this gem an… *underrated comment*
@aoifeoffaerun
@aoifeoffaerun 3 жыл бұрын
"Just because it 'looks fuckable'; doesn't mean it's safe for pp."
@quentinv7691
@quentinv7691 3 жыл бұрын
Youre probably the top student here man
@zjuraeventide8949
@zjuraeventide8949 3 жыл бұрын
Well, to answer your question to the first. It's been mentioned that pokeballs in universe only work to foster 'friendship' between human and pokemon. In BW team Plasma claims that it works similar to a mind control device, and this may very well be the case. But it seems the intended effect of a pokeball is to act as both a pacifying device as well as a portable capsule to make it easier for pokemon to travel with their trainer (fun fact, it is due to the invention of the pokeball why trainers are able to even get 6 on a team, because before it would have been harder to travel with even one pokemon). Drayden, one of the Unova gym leaders, also state that a pokemon still has their own free will in such a state. Such that if you're a bad trainer (your freindship level falling too low), your pokemon might just opt to leave your side. Most pokemon recognize humans, and some will actively challenge trainers to see if they are worthy enough to become partners. A pokemon that doesn't want to get caught will actively refuse to be caught, seen in anime as launching the pokeball back at the trainer. And we have evidence that a pokemom can abandon its trainer, with Ash's Snivy being a prime example of this having abandoned her trainer prior to being caught by the protagonist. In summation. Pokeballs are capture and transport devices that can pacify pokemon, but it does not take away a pokemon's will. And a pokemon can so choose to, at any time for whatever reason, abandon their trainer if they deem them an unworthy partner. If your pokemon stops listening to your commands, it's likely a sign they don't trust you anymore and don't see you as competent enough to listen to. Trust me on this. I'm a lopunny. I know these things.
@TheOfficialMarioGalaxyFanclub
@TheOfficialMarioGalaxyFanclub 3 жыл бұрын
This level of degeneracy… you’re a senior here aren’t you?
@cyandrix
@cyandrix 3 жыл бұрын
I'm glad KZbin somehow let this video slip through their algorithm and serve this to me. Really entertaining channel!
@SAINTSREBELLION
@SAINTSREBELLION 3 жыл бұрын
On god
@ray0ken853
@ray0ken853 3 жыл бұрын
"The Pokemon franchise could be considered Hot Chick Heaven."
@someman66
@someman66 3 жыл бұрын
It'll make you love the franchise even more!
@duckfilms3662
@duckfilms3662 3 жыл бұрын
Blazekin.
@ray0ken853
@ray0ken853 3 жыл бұрын
@@duckfilms3662 If we could see her take wing!
@syahmikadira6832
@syahmikadira6832 3 жыл бұрын
@@ray0ken853 Gardevoir has the size of an average human mother. Also her 45 degree hair makes her look like a Native American.
@crackedemerald4930
@crackedemerald4930 3 жыл бұрын
@@syahmikadira6832 and the three arcs of chest
@prodby-titan
@prodby-titan 3 жыл бұрын
"You ever hear about the 'Harkness Test'? Look it up sometime!" "I'd rather not..."
@justincarl5103
@justincarl5103 3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, another great scholar. Just to argue, I do believe Lopunny would be the ultimate pokewaifu. Disclaimer, this is all a joke. But to get Bunneary to evolve to Lopunny, you have to have high friendship, being raised from 0 to 220 or higher. So if she doesn't truly love you, she wouldn't have turned into a Lopunny. At that point, she's ogling you 24/7 like every straight guy toward Ryan Reynolds. Case and point
@rubenlopez1051
@rubenlopez1051 3 жыл бұрын
Usually don't go after men, but Ryan Reynolds is an exemption
@justincarl5103
@justincarl5103 3 жыл бұрын
@@rubenlopez1051 exactly
@zoda5898
@zoda5898 3 жыл бұрын
there is such a thing as the friend zone
@casterY4SO
@casterY4SO 3 жыл бұрын
"hobby lobby sloppy toppy" IM FUCKING DEAD
@Sezenian
@Sezenian 3 жыл бұрын
Isn't it canon in the Pokémon world that people married Pokémon at one point?..
@TheMeetymeet
@TheMeetymeet 3 жыл бұрын
It was actually mentioned in Pokemon D/P/PL at the library in Canalave City, but it was a bit vague although it could sum that up.
@revanstarbrow6099
@revanstarbrow6099 3 жыл бұрын
There are ancient legends mentioned in Pokemon that once, Pokemon and Humans saw no differences between each other and intermarried freely. Children are apparently rare and which they are depends on whether the mother is human or not, but nearly all are born with unusual traits and possibly colors, and powers and predilections related to their bloodlines (psychic ability, for instance).
@tommycriton9758
@tommycriton9758 3 жыл бұрын
Bestiality exists in Pokemon makes you think why do humans in real life love half human half animal girls makes you think perhaps they were success from a lab or a very wrong relationship between human and animal
@greteb1951
@greteb1951 3 жыл бұрын
@@revanstarbrow6099 are you telling me one of Sabrinas relatives fucked a Pokémon
@whatdahelltwin
@whatdahelltwin 3 жыл бұрын
@@greteb1951 i choke while reading ur comment
@Zephirite.
@Zephirite. 3 жыл бұрын
6:36 Lando: “Cold, dead eyes, and the emotional range of a fish.” Me: *damn, I thought I turned my webcam off….*
@matthewboire6843
@matthewboire6843 Ай бұрын
OOF
@dawildcamcam8362
@dawildcamcam8362 3 жыл бұрын
Excellent lecture as always professor, but I feel you neglected to mention one important Pokemon. Zoroark. With Zoroark, you still have the same ability of shapeshifting that you get with Ditto, though without the detriment of the eyes. Instead of the blank stare that you get with the resident breed king/queen, you get these sultry bedroom eyes. And granted, instead of full form shifting, you only get illusions. This is arguably better though, as while you get the appearance of anything you want, you're still experiencing the zoroark, which, in my opinion, makes it a lot more intimate. And on top of all that, when all is said and done, it's likely nice and furry, making it perfect for cuddling.
@Phoenix-nk8tg
@Phoenix-nk8tg 3 жыл бұрын
OBJECTION: dittos don't actually have the problem of eyes as the ones in the anime that had that were actually an outlier
@dawildcamcam8362
@dawildcamcam8362 3 жыл бұрын
@@Phoenix-nk8tg Ah, I had completely forgotten! However, this only fixes the issue of the eyes during the transformation. Afterwards though, when it's back to normal, you still have to deal with the cold, dead stare.
@Phoenix-nk8tg
@Phoenix-nk8tg 3 жыл бұрын
@@dawildcamcam8362 yeah i still feel as though zoroark is better as well i was just correcting a bit of misinformation
@Liathrys
@Liathrys 3 жыл бұрын
"There's nothing hotter than a girl with a low self-esteem" Don't feed my sadgirl addiction even further, Mr. Professor sir.
@Michael-ib6ky
@Michael-ib6ky 3 жыл бұрын
Hard disagree on the Gardevour. This is a pokemon that can read your mind but still devotes her life and soul to you, who creates Black Holes if anything bad ever happen to you. If she can read your mind, she can and will act to change it. She transcends factors such as jealousy or an overly controlling nature and actually *raises* her partner/trainer into the best versions of themselves. She is an ultimate Milf, encompassing full M aspects in an ILF package- this is no longer a Waifu, but a full blown Soulmate Waifu 4 Laifu
@shadowdragon2730
@shadowdragon2730 3 жыл бұрын
what the fuck man
@angelomonteiro5376
@angelomonteiro5376 3 жыл бұрын
MAKE THIS MAN PRESIDENT
@ThatAdagio
@ThatAdagio 3 жыл бұрын
Over the thousands of languages you could speak, you chose facts
@TheSabr
@TheSabr 3 жыл бұрын
You sir have just won the Medal of Honor
@iamnotuta2658
@iamnotuta2658 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine Gardeveor can talk. (You need to touch the real grass, not a grass type.)
@martiddy
@martiddy 3 жыл бұрын
I'm glad you didn't mention Vaporeon😂
@Profussy
@Profussy 3 жыл бұрын
Oh we'll get there eventually. That high HP and defense stats need their own lecture to talk about.
@aloelan
@aloelan 3 жыл бұрын
@@Profussy The water type is a very important factor, serving many purposes that are better off not being mentioned here but in a proper lecture.
@YoshiLikesFate
@YoshiLikesFate 3 жыл бұрын
@@Profussy so, furry?
@w_ldan
@w_ldan 3 жыл бұрын
May trigger some ptsd.
@BigT.Larrity
@BigT.Larrity 3 жыл бұрын
Glaceon better tbh, cold like the underside of a pillow on the outside, warm as a Magmar on the inside~
@deferson45
@deferson45 3 жыл бұрын
Braixen is the ultimate pokewaifu
@hybridShinx
@hybridShinx 3 жыл бұрын
*YES*
@Yoseqlo1
@Yoseqlo1 3 жыл бұрын
She knows how to handle a stick, that's for sure.
@Dgero
@Dgero 3 жыл бұрын
This
@glue2308
@glue2308 3 жыл бұрын
it doesnt matter how old she is
@RageDasher_7751
@RageDasher_7751 3 жыл бұрын
@@glue2308 Factually, a Pichu could be a grown adult. So a Braixen could also be a grown adult.
@Toastyrik11
@Toastyrik11 3 жыл бұрын
"We see the emotional range...of a dead fish." 🤣
@missingone9185
@missingone9185 3 жыл бұрын
Apparently, it's canon that humans used to marry Pokémon in the past. In a distant past in the Pokémon world, humans and Pokémon were equal...so yeah. Thanks Gamefreak
@Jordan-q5m4m
@Jordan-q5m4m Ай бұрын
When was that ever stated?
@missingone9185
@missingone9185 Ай бұрын
@@Jordan-q5m4m Original Diamond, Pearl, and Platinum. It was stated that in ancient times, particularly recorded in the Sinnoh region, there was no difference between humans and Pokémon and even intermarried with one another. Again....thanks Gamefreak
@poperg1
@poperg1 3 жыл бұрын
All furryness aside, the drawings are actually really solid im impressed
@bryten_1315
@bryten_1315 3 жыл бұрын
It is morally sound to be sexually, or even just romantically, attracted to Pokémon because Pokémon, in the lore, used to be and lived along side humans.
@Jordan-vi9ng
@Jordan-vi9ng 3 жыл бұрын
but they dont now and are slaves and pets. sooo.. no. its the same as messing with your dog. they cant give consent and do understand but about as much as a kid. super predatory relationship.
@moisesflores5405
@moisesflores5405 3 жыл бұрын
To be honest the fact that people don't do it anymore kinda goes against your point. Either people find it repulsive in the modern era or something. To put in perspective there's some really weird real life rituals involving animals. There was a celtic ritual in which an Irish king would symbolically marry a white horse, have sex with it and than the horse would be sacrificed, it's meat thrown in a bath which the king bathed, and the people would eat it. Obviously no modern Irish leader would ever partake in something like that. A bit more extreme but it begs the question why it doesn't happen in the modern Pokemon world.
@thek2despot426
@thek2despot426 3 жыл бұрын
@@Jordan-vi9ng But that ignores the fact that not only are not all Pokemon the same in this regard, but that many Pokemon are way more powerful and intelligent than humans, unlike how humans are in relation to most other animals in this world; it's hard to imagine the human being the predator to Arceus. If there's any power imbalance being exploited in such cases, it's really by the Pokemon if anything.
@zjuraeventide8949
@zjuraeventide8949 3 жыл бұрын
@@Jordan-vi9ng They literally aren't slaves, nor pets. They're always referred to as partner in game, eith the trainer being the master. The relationship between trainer and pokemon is that of a mentor and student. "You teach me and I teach you". Plus, as of gen 5, in game lore states that a pokemon is very well capable of abandoning their trainers. They have enough self awareness to recognize a bad relationship and leave if they so choose. A pokemon is able to leave their pokeball at anytime as well. Alot of the stuff in game is kind of limited by gameplay as well, because it'd be a bad mechanic to have your pokemon not listen to you in crucial points in battle. But it's assumed that if your pokemon has a low enough friendship then they'll stop following your commands and toss you aside, because they no longer trust you. (At least as confirmed in the anime)
@zjuraeventide8949
@zjuraeventide8949 3 жыл бұрын
@@Jordan-vi9ng I should also add that they're vastly more intelligent than that, although to varying degrees. Even the most animal like pokemon, Rhyhorn, can still understand and communicate somewhat despite their intelligence being more on par with animals in our world. Pokemon are even capable of building tiny communites as evidenced by the Pokemon Village in Gen 6. Which was a village built by pokemon in hiding, found by Wulfric. What they lack however is novel thought. Since they are a part of nature, they can't come up with novel concepts like humans can. A good example of this is how Coco showed his adpotive parent Zarude how to grow fruit. Where Zarude's response was "I've never thought of that", despite his abilites having the power to speed up the process of plant growth. On that topic, pokemon also have their own language as evidenced by the fact that there are humans in game that can communicate with them such as N and Valerie. In the anime and some instances in the game it is even shown that pokemon are indeed even capable of human speech if they know the language. Meowth is the prime example for this, using up 3 move slots in order to learn speech. Then there's Bill in game, while trapped in the form of an eevee, he's still capable of speech. Other pokemon are either keen on using telepathy such as Tapukoko or Zoroark, which can empersonate a human down to speech, behavior, and looks. A hiker in gen 5 is a zoroark that tells you the story of another zoroark who used to live in Lostlorn. Pokemon are far more varied and complex than any child, and certainly far more thoughtful than any animal. That's what makes them mysterious, because of that complexity. Most pokemon know what humans are and what trainers are. So it isn't that unusual for a pokemon to want to team up with a trainer in order to grow and get stronger, and even evolve. The same process in the wild can take a pokemon years, and certain conditions like evolution stones or 'high friendship'/'high affection' aren't easy to come by in the wilderness.
@sugmadic2030
@sugmadic2030 3 жыл бұрын
I love the dude in the chat that said “do it fart? Do it jiggle? Do it smell? Do it wobble?”
@gbdeck200
@gbdeck200 3 жыл бұрын
"There is no soul, that's just a animal" I can't even
@graybloxfnaf7683
@graybloxfnaf7683 3 жыл бұрын
Eveelutions
@SpaceOmega-zz6vs
@SpaceOmega-zz6vs 3 жыл бұрын
@@graybloxfnaf7683 They have a soul. Shape doesn't make them a non-sapience animal automatically. Lol
@souljastation5463
@souljastation5463 3 жыл бұрын
@@SpaceOmega-zz6vs the "soul" is a Christian invention and per the Bible animals have no soul.
@biaxolotl5171
@biaxolotl5171 3 жыл бұрын
@@souljastation5463 wtf more religions than Christianity have souls in em
@tigran010
@tigran010 3 жыл бұрын
There are green guys and vegans detected here
@banana-kun2738
@banana-kun2738 3 жыл бұрын
when i hear people ask, "what kind of resarch does professor Oak study?" this video delivers my answer succinctly.
@anmturyu
@anmturyu 3 жыл бұрын
I'm not fluent in English, but I understand what this wise man says He speaks the language of the gods
@roffc311
@roffc311 3 жыл бұрын
I know the feeling
@cobrakainoa8005
@cobrakainoa8005 3 жыл бұрын
Nice pfp Sorix, loved Darling in the Franxx
@anmturyu
@anmturyu 3 жыл бұрын
@@cobrakainoa8005 C is a cool letter too :)
@cobrakainoa8005
@cobrakainoa8005 3 жыл бұрын
@@anmturyu I don't think I've ever been so astonished by a compliment 🤣 tyty, I think the letter S is pretty cool too
@mistahhbeangaming8127
@mistahhbeangaming8127 3 жыл бұрын
Indeed he does
@jacobrobinson787
@jacobrobinson787 3 жыл бұрын
I just found this channel, but goddamn it I love this already. I recognize this is supposed to be semi-serious lectures, but it's just hilarious to see this being taken so seriously.
@sanzephyr7271
@sanzephyr7271 3 жыл бұрын
Just straight up watch the video without skipping any part. One of the best educational video that I have watched in 2021. 69/10
@lllucasm
@lllucasm 3 жыл бұрын
I want to believe that everyone is keeping your likes at 69 on purpose lmao
@schawangus
@schawangus 3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit. Did I actually just watch 12 minutes of a man I’ve never seen before explain to me the different pros and cons of Pokémon waifus?
@caboseivankass4626
@caboseivankass4626 3 жыл бұрын
yes i have done the same
@keenanmurphy4521
@keenanmurphy4521 3 жыл бұрын
Quarantine has fucked us up man. I cant even tell if this is a bit
@Gible1001
@Gible1001 3 жыл бұрын
I just wanna put this out there: Mew can transform just like Ditto.
@BlackReaper720
@BlackReaper720 3 жыл бұрын
Well people should know that because ditto is just a failed clone of mew
@russiancheems2275
@russiancheems2275 3 жыл бұрын
Mew or pikachu pikachu can really… *electrify* the experience with her lightning
@therhythmdragon
@therhythmdragon 3 жыл бұрын
Not to mention the signature ability of Zorua and Zoroark is pretty much the same as well.
@PirateShux
@PirateShux 3 жыл бұрын
@@therhythmdragon Yeah but you'd also need the other pokemon for it's ability to be used
@therhythmdragon
@therhythmdragon 3 жыл бұрын
@@PirateShux Maybe you could teach Zorua/Zoroark to remember some of the forms they took. In Super Mystery Dungeon, Zorua/Zoroark can briefly transform into Kecleon, regardless of whether Kecleon is in the general area or not. I was thinking sort of like that, but with multiple forms that Zorua/Zoroark can take without any reference Pokémon nearby.
@jfk8745
@jfk8745 3 жыл бұрын
I know an entire copypasta to know which is the most compatible
@Mr.Runestone
@Mr.Runestone 3 жыл бұрын
Love the Kira tie
@Profussy
@Profussy 3 жыл бұрын
It's quite the killer tie, huh? Thank you!
@jackieChannel.
@jackieChannel. 3 жыл бұрын
@@Profussy NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@yharim180
@yharim180 3 жыл бұрын
We’ve found him out. Expect us, myself included, to mysteriously explode soon.
@MixaCat
@MixaCat 3 жыл бұрын
@@yharim180 why is there a cat in his eye, wait, oh no…
@smii7ymilk919
@smii7ymilk919 3 жыл бұрын
He should wear his suit too The purple one
@KyushaNeverKnowsBest
@KyushaNeverKnowsBest 3 жыл бұрын
"Best Pokemon Waifu" 62K people: *that's what I was saying*
@bartkorevaar5513
@bartkorevaar5513 3 жыл бұрын
1,1 mil
@eliot7151
@eliot7151 3 жыл бұрын
The views are scaring me
@Omega_2703
@Omega_2703 3 жыл бұрын
80k lmao
@Yung_Ianis
@Yung_Ianis 3 жыл бұрын
Everyone talking about the Pokémons and stuff, but didn't anyone notice THE YOSHIKAGE KIRA TIE????
@nono974_fr5
@nono974_fr5 3 жыл бұрын
oh shit
@heater1311
@heater1311 3 жыл бұрын
I noticed it too yeah
@Yung_Ianis
@Yung_Ianis 3 жыл бұрын
@@heater1311 very niceu, heater-chan XD
@thatartemi
@thatartemi 3 жыл бұрын
YES FINALLY SOMEONE NOTICED IT
@RASTIS12TH
@RASTIS12TH 3 жыл бұрын
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
@zenuriken1328
@zenuriken1328 3 жыл бұрын
I was watching a lecture on discrete mathematics and then this video autoplayed afterwards. You beat the algorithm. Well done.
@doggo6517
@doggo6517 3 жыл бұрын
"Don't worry, I'll be discreet" - the algorithm
@maperjack
@maperjack 3 жыл бұрын
Just came across this channel wasn't sure until I noticed that tie. This is clearly a cultured and educated man.
@cortster12
@cortster12 3 жыл бұрын
7:24 This is why mew is the best wiafu. They have the same power as ditto to transform, but with the bonus of being extremely emotive and amazing. Also supremely adorable.
@capuiakid
@capuiakid 3 жыл бұрын
Just remember that Greninja was voted best Pokémon twice!! Also, Ash-Greninja is the most OP duo in Pokémon, I feel like Ash got nerfed once XYZ ended.
@killerbean6254
@killerbean6254 3 жыл бұрын
It’s not nearly as much of a nerf as the one he got in black and white, at least he remember how the system works
@hoosfire4270
@hoosfire4270 3 жыл бұрын
xyz ash should have been easy winner. but nah. give the win to another charizard. hey, at least kinda cool to see a pokemon legends character in the main series anime.
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