Part 2 of this lecture is here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z4mwYX2ef9mqeac
@sais6403 жыл бұрын
Honestly Cinderace Maybe a fire type cinderace kinda thicc
@theblob88423 жыл бұрын
Ok just found this in my recommended and I’m just wondering. Why, what made you talk about this not just once, but twice
@judicatorhurayth19273 жыл бұрын
Thank you, sir, Have a coffee☕
@TheGeopigMan3 жыл бұрын
I love the tie, where did you get it from? 🙂
@doomslayer58853 жыл бұрын
Thank you professor
@socialwizard3 жыл бұрын
When our forefathers landed on the beaches of Normandy back in 1944, this is the future they were fighting for.
@YourAveragePersonOnTheStreets3 жыл бұрын
Imagine them just looking at their decendants watching this video
@kandia253 жыл бұрын
they fought for all of those 89k images of vaporeon on the rule34
@KrissNaramon3 жыл бұрын
Too bad, they're dead, very sad, moving on
@birbyboi64083 жыл бұрын
@@kandia25 That was..lets say oddly specific😶
@datonesaltyfungus60643 жыл бұрын
Amen.
@jaedaninfante13533 жыл бұрын
This is why education is important It has never crossed my mind that gardevoir could read my mind
@Profussy3 жыл бұрын
Now you'll be prepared for any chance encounters in the wild.
@Lobod2873 жыл бұрын
@@Profussy Professor, you mentioned the mind reading as a downside in the case of you thinking of other pokemon, but I have an important question about that. What if she's into it.
@GhoulMage3 жыл бұрын
@@Lobod287 psychic NTR. nothing more to say.
@fluffygengar35333 жыл бұрын
LOL
@LordTyph3 жыл бұрын
...It never crossed your mind that a psychic type pokemon with psychic powers could read your mind.
@Twolol3 жыл бұрын
me : oops, wrong classroom prof. lando : *pokemon waifus* me : (sits down calmly)
@ItsPlayer013 жыл бұрын
Hello verified
@anthony23ant3 жыл бұрын
What are you doing here lol
@daffytheuglyduckling42583 жыл бұрын
I would like to publicly say, I did not like because they’re verified but because this comment is funny
@yahoo_taboo3 жыл бұрын
Lmao 😂
@MinxHasSevereSkillIssue3 жыл бұрын
Takes phone* Hello I would like to apply prof. Lando's class thank you
@-r-36563 жыл бұрын
“Now 5, that’s just an animal.” Some guy in the chat: Real heroes climb to the top.
@quadradolandia91153 жыл бұрын
Me: umbreon and vaporeon from the yiffers
@Kraut_73 жыл бұрын
some ppl need to sacrifice themselves for the greater good
@SUPEROLDish3 жыл бұрын
*Danes
@xCCflierx3 жыл бұрын
"how does one get to level 5"
@yungtortillachips3 жыл бұрын
@@quadradolandia9115 umbreon got me high key acting up
@iluvpho44163 жыл бұрын
The correct answer is Magcargo. With a body temperature of about 18,000 degrees Fahrenheit, it is the hottest Pokemon as listed in the Pokedex.
@hamz57913 жыл бұрын
Underrated
@rustyrecoil27193 жыл бұрын
some people arent gonna realise this is a joke
@kyleyang47113 жыл бұрын
😭
@AuroraX73 жыл бұрын
@@rustyrecoil2719 whats a joke?
@tk.Taru413 жыл бұрын
I'm ringing my sarcasm bell.
@BiggestChungus213 жыл бұрын
Dude I was expecting a course on how to breed competitive pokemon for my ranked ladder. I was must've entered the wrong class.
@Profussy3 жыл бұрын
Or maybe the right class
@big_fish_energy34713 жыл бұрын
@@Profussy The right class indeed, I'm glad I found this channel.
@yatazen76703 жыл бұрын
wrong type of breeding
@TheTrueJevil3 жыл бұрын
@@yatazen7670 or the right type
@lavetissene3393 жыл бұрын
That's not how breeding works. Two completely seperate species are incapable of producing offspring. This is 9th grade biology.
@Ezekiel_Allium3 жыл бұрын
One of Gardevoir's main gimmicks is her undying loyalty to the trainer. Shes's reading your mind AND choosing to be with you. She sees all your darkest thoughts, the depraved depths of your lust, your thoughts on other pokemon and accept it
@lavetissene3393 жыл бұрын
Not to mention the ability to summon a small black hole to protect the trainer. Even though this would cause a fundamental breakdown of the laws of physics. Do you have any fucking idea how much condensed energy that would require? How strong black holes are? How much more powerful small black holes are? Pokémon are fucking TERRIFYING, man
@lavetissene3393 жыл бұрын
Also there's a fucking BLADE in it's chest
@thedude67383 жыл бұрын
more loyal than 50% of girls irl which is sad
@a-very-uncreative-handle3 жыл бұрын
@@lavetissene339 yeah people who have red titty dividers cant be trusted man
@avioracrown69673 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: she is into it
@BarryBruh3 жыл бұрын
Will there be multiple choice on this exam
@Profussy3 жыл бұрын
Yes. Exams are also completely in Chinese. Good luck!
@lightpulse4203 жыл бұрын
Great! My social credit isn't gonna be happy about this
@gyanjury67533 жыл бұрын
I choice all of the above
@ngkaile74463 жыл бұрын
@@Profussy thank god i know chinese
@erissfootworshipper30043 жыл бұрын
@@Profussy Fuck, I'm colorblind so that ain't gonna work.
@Motoboo_Marine3 жыл бұрын
This guy's dedication to character is on point. He prepared a whole presentation on the level of that guy who prepared a lecture about sliding into DMs on twitter.
@bionicleocculusstudio25153 жыл бұрын
Bionicle fan, brother
@urbainleverrier13 жыл бұрын
I understood that reference! :D
@wildjail50393 жыл бұрын
I gotta know how he keeps a straight face when he says the first few lines
@frankmarano11183 жыл бұрын
@@wildjail5039 He probably cant, that's why there are so many cuts & edits in the beginning haha
@heliusuniverse74603 жыл бұрын
character?
@cinnamonroll58653 жыл бұрын
"So what career are you picking, what are you gonna study in college?" "Uhmmm... It's complicated"
@creeperluke653 жыл бұрын
A subject more complicated than MATH
@kanseidorifto24303 жыл бұрын
@@creeperluke65 I understand this far easier than math.
@__shiyo__223 жыл бұрын
@@kanseidorifto2430 it's the spirit/motivation of learning the subject that makes it seems easy
@kanseidorifto24303 жыл бұрын
@@__shiyo__22 Precisely why I'm highly efficient with learning about this content:)
@w1nterf0x_193 жыл бұрын
This man took a degree in Philosophy of Anime and Fetish
@tristannaufalll3 жыл бұрын
"They might be cute, they might be a lil thicc but there's no soul, that's just an animal" -Professor Lando, 2021
@donpatch423 жыл бұрын
Me
@chum46413 жыл бұрын
The face he makes at the word “thicc” is what really sells it
@ligmagiga Жыл бұрын
I don't care
@Skeleton_Dork9 ай бұрын
-Me On women
@Purplecliffe3 жыл бұрын
This might be the greatest video on KZbin
@thatoneguy21883 жыл бұрын
Woah I’d didn’t expect to see you here 😏
@creppermangaming46853 жыл бұрын
Sheeesh this comment Says alot
@jmarcus01013 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@Jake-nh5th3 жыл бұрын
Woah I expected to see you here 😏
@iminthemajority89483 жыл бұрын
DOESNT IT SAY THAT PEOPLE AND POKEMON USED TO BE ABLE TO BE MARRIED... JACK DONT DO IT
@chewyster30333 жыл бұрын
I would like to make an arguement against your "É-Girl" lopunny statement. Do you know how Lopunny Evolves? Friendship. She has to like you, and really like you, to even get to that stage. Or somebody, at least. Buneary actually has the lowest BASE friendship of any pokemon. What does this sound like? I would posture, Lopunny is actually a TSUNDERE who has grown up past her Tsun ways, and opened up her heart, and her being so open and loving to that person is WHY she is so beatiful. Facts support this, Lopunny is a Post-Confession Tsun. She will love you, and only you, forever.
@Profussy3 жыл бұрын
my god.
@franciscoarzapalozapata46103 жыл бұрын
You are the chosen one
@espurrseyes423 жыл бұрын
To add to that argument, I believe in the original Sinnoh games, Diamond and Pearl, Buneary would learn Frustration at Level 12. As we all know, Frustration is the reverse of Return, getting weaker as your PKMN gains Friendship with you and being at its strongest when that Friendship is at rock bottom. However, should you manage to evolve that Buneary below or at the Level she'd learn Frustration, she will instead learn Return in its place, and it will be at max power.
@TheGlenn83 жыл бұрын
@@Profussy I demand you make a public apology Professor.
@andytravieso033 жыл бұрын
@@Profussy oh no how the turns have tabled
@ImEmpTy2953 жыл бұрын
“Love requires a connection, not just a pump and dump” opened my eyes that ditto ain’t the one
@trevorkn72393 жыл бұрын
Ditto is DEFINITELY the one
@tenshi13333 жыл бұрын
Ditto can DEFINITELY be anyone.
@mywifeleftmesonowimayoutub77293 жыл бұрын
Finally, some good flickin content
@crumpsty35753 жыл бұрын
Yes
@Jman-sv1ll3 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@ferdy58903 жыл бұрын
Yes
@Infinity2isgone3 жыл бұрын
Hey, I know you
@anyproblame76713 жыл бұрын
Hello speedrunner
@TheRambunctious3 жыл бұрын
Should we be worried about Professor lando’s girlfriends? “I need to see fear in their eyes” and “theres nothing hotter than a girl with low self esteem”
@JustRandomSymbols2 жыл бұрын
I mean isn't he absolutely right?
@lancemelo7494 Жыл бұрын
😟
@Kotarojujo17011 ай бұрын
To be fair cute and shy girls with low self esteem are hot
@tsukasanagami39513 жыл бұрын
It's hard to believe that I pay more attention to this class instead of my real online classes and thank you for the lesson professor
@iamnotuta26583 жыл бұрын
Oh gosh, why.
@erk94483 жыл бұрын
ya got to respect the man, he has a jojo's necktie
@craig.60763 жыл бұрын
The "poki taint" is a reason I am subscribed. This guy's got something no one else has.🤣🤣
@anubiscerberus43483 жыл бұрын
Ok but, i'll be serious here. Im a teacher, so i can explain why this happens a lot (English is not my first lenguage, I'm sorry in advance). Learning is divided in two ways, in Spanish we call them "Aprendizaje por memorización" (Memorizing Learning), and "Aprendizaje Significativo" (Significant Learning). The first one is when you learn by repetition, you memorize the tools that you need for living, even when you don't really like the subject of study, or even when the subject of study doesn't interest you at all. You force your brain to simply absorb the information, and it is always difficult to use what you have learnt this way. HOWEVER, Significant Learning is superior and the TRUE goal (Kind off) of education. Your brain instantly absorbs once and for all any bit of information you find interesting, and, at the same speed, your brain also learns how to successfully use said information. So, as long as something is interesting enough for you, you will always focus better on it, learn it faster, and put it on practice better than any kind of class or information that you don't actually like or find interesting. Good teachers know about this, and that is why, decent teachers use problems and examples of things you like to cheat and make you learn stuff that usually you don't find appealing. Like, do you have problems at math and you are a fan of poke-waifus? A good teacher will use approaches such as: How many different species of poke-waifus are currently on the "ghost-type" archetype and what is the percentual difference between said number and the current number of poke-waifus in the "fighter-type" archetype?. ETC ETC ETC.
@godther13913 жыл бұрын
furry
@javierc49673 жыл бұрын
I pray to god that this guy never breaks character.
@gamecritic36493 жыл бұрын
Who said he was acting?
@kairyu99053 жыл бұрын
He's acting?
@MsPancakeGirl3 жыл бұрын
What do you mean he's acting? He's my tutor
@justadummy80763 жыл бұрын
What do you mean break character? Please respond soon, my degree is weighing on this
@kairyu99053 жыл бұрын
The reason he never breaks character is because he was never acting in the first place LMAO
@sciana213 жыл бұрын
The actual way to find the hottest Pokemon: Using math and official sourcea to find wich fire type pokemon produces the most heat
@aidenweldon52983 жыл бұрын
By the pokedex, it's slugma
@sciana213 жыл бұрын
@@aidenweldon5298 slugma balls
@irok13 жыл бұрын
@@sciana21 we just witnessed an execution
@weeniehut47033 жыл бұрын
@@sciana21 i laughed so fucking hard.
@TanegiHoneydew3 жыл бұрын
Holy sht the deliver is perfection here
@featherdragon78943 жыл бұрын
I feel the need to defend my girl, lopunny do not evolve normally. They literally do not evolve past bunnery without forming a STRONG bond with there trainers, be it plutonic or otherwise. Should a bunnery never find that one person they will trust there very lives with they will never evolve, so to say that they are the egirls professor, respectively, feels like slander in the highest degree.
@theshattered59363 жыл бұрын
I feel the need to point out that there are Lopunny in the wild, therefore they are capable of forming that same bond with something else most likely unless you are implying that all Lopunny in the wild are abandoned, but yes I do agree with the strong bond thing.
@featherdragon78943 жыл бұрын
@@theshattered5936 True, if you find a wild lopunny you’ll probably be playing second fiddle for quite a while
@zjuraeventide89493 жыл бұрын
Lopunny can evolve in the wild by forming strong bonds with other lopunny. But because it's a wild pokemon it would take years for them to get to a certain level where evolution was possible. Whereas with a trainer, this can range from a few months down to weeks, or even just days.
@moonshinershonor2026 ай бұрын
Put some respect on Lopunny s name!!!
@DarkFrozenDepths3 жыл бұрын
"Can you be morally sound... in performing coitus with a pokemon." Well considering that a Gardevoir has more affection, loyalty and dedication to you than a lot of humans sadly....
@pancakes88163 жыл бұрын
Seeing as Gardevoir has zero issue creating black holes to protect its handler, yea, you're 110% right
@alfiegordon90133 жыл бұрын
Lmao incel
@viddykhaos28963 жыл бұрын
@@alfiegordon9013 he said "human" not "woman". lmao person who doesn't know words
@alfiegordon90133 жыл бұрын
@@viddykhaos2896 bruh you knoooooow he meant women
@destrovine3 жыл бұрын
@@alfiegordon9013 mad assume 🗿, "human" is general.
@snazzyfeathers3 жыл бұрын
Oh my god...he's so right about Mimikyu
@Profussy3 жыл бұрын
Just doing my part to spread the knowledge.
@loganmason54213 жыл бұрын
Although, there is one issue with the Mimikyu argument, you can't look at it's true form or else you'll die a horrible death.
@oddgamefame66413 жыл бұрын
*HUH*
@althelor3 жыл бұрын
@@loganmason5421 isn't that just the equivalent of wanting your head crushed? I'm pretty sure anyone with a mimikyu would be absolutely OK with that.
@GrahamGotGame3 жыл бұрын
Though mimikyu according to the Pokédex will end up killing anyone that looks under its disguise through sheer horror of what you see…
@gavinzooms3 жыл бұрын
“You’re feeling a bit like Shinji after he visits Asuka in the hospital.” *remembers*
@checkyourwall3 жыл бұрын
🙃
@monarckskatty3 жыл бұрын
Oh no. I should say "I'm gonna pull a shinji" more often.
@shanelletastics51133 жыл бұрын
Member?
@KaeraNeko3 жыл бұрын
I'm a pretty transparent person, so hypothetically a psychic pokémon wouldn't be a deal breaker to me. and imagine: if someone would be ok with dating you even after seeing your darkest secrets, that could mean they're either just as freaky as you are, or that they make an active choice to accept you for who you are, which is kind of beautiful and reaffirming.
@Just_your_average_degenerate2 жыл бұрын
Your right but I have a thing for rabbit’s so…
@zzzdee1980 Жыл бұрын
Exactly my thoughts
@fishstics983 жыл бұрын
i love watching this man slowly and slowly devolve into a furry
@Profussy3 жыл бұрын
devolve?
@tsukasa-no-douji50893 жыл бұрын
Evolution is not a straight line my guy. There is no "more evolved" so there is no "devolve." He has simple developed alternative traits to help him with survival. But like seriously, look at lopunny and tell me you wouldn't want a thighjob from it. I myself would prefer pharamosa though.
@mewkitsune69783 жыл бұрын
Nah hes just a professor of effing and a good one at that, that he has to dig his hand to the furry territory.
@tacosin78193 жыл бұрын
69 likes cant ruin it
@totallynotsharkomaid40783 жыл бұрын
@@tsukasa-no-douji5089 he is just a survival knife kit.
@GameJam2303 жыл бұрын
Wtf this is a legitimate 12 minute discussion, not just a quick meme.
@juanpablochaconvargas69193 жыл бұрын
yeah XD
@IF_Saga3 жыл бұрын
Worth it
@thereggie36343 жыл бұрын
12 minute meme
@Smallsilk3 жыл бұрын
I love how serious he takes this fucking stuff. “Hobby-lobby-sloppy-toppy”🤣
@-Raylight3 жыл бұрын
Came for Gardevoir, stayed for the useful lecture. Thank you professor! xD *"You're feeling like Shinji when he visited Asuka at the hospital"* Lmao That Kira Yoshikage's tie though
@swinelias3 жыл бұрын
I feel like I see you everywhere
@sidtheshuckle3 жыл бұрын
“You’re feeling like Shinji after he visits Asuka in the hospital” That line hit me like a truck when explaining Ditto
@tommycriton97583 жыл бұрын
I really fucking hated that scene but also Jesus Christ the horror of imagination
@ncxo19753 жыл бұрын
He spilled yogurt
@CameronKujo3 жыл бұрын
@@tommycriton9758 he just spilled some mustard beuh
@tommycriton97583 жыл бұрын
@@CameronKujo umm sir I think you meant mayo which is white not mustard yellow
@ravenneck10353 жыл бұрын
the killer queen tie gives him all the credibility he needs for this topic
@reubenorange76603 жыл бұрын
Surprised he didn't say something like Cofagrigus based on that
@cinephilesenpai97993 жыл бұрын
Is that a jojo reference
@patatoteam94822 жыл бұрын
@@cinephilesenpai9799 yes it is
@garaidinkeuinke58353 жыл бұрын
girl: he's cheating on me the guy: litteraly analising which fucking pokemon is the best waifu material
@BigOlWalrus3 жыл бұрын
So he's cheating on her
@elektr1x78813 жыл бұрын
"analising"
@monkeyman44553 жыл бұрын
Mmm... I love analising 😈😈😈😈
@PandaThatsRed3 жыл бұрын
*Plot twist* That isn't a typo
@ryanclemons13 жыл бұрын
girl: I wish he was cheating on me
@timeless57123 жыл бұрын
Professor Lando: Explaining why its ok to be intimate with pokemon. The chat: What is love, baby dont hurt me.
@fruxo42183 жыл бұрын
This isn't even a character, this is just him in a nutshell.
@lord12jsv683 жыл бұрын
501 likes and no comments
@lord12jsv683 жыл бұрын
Wait
@NaThingSerious3 жыл бұрын
“So what college are you going to?” “Ligma college” “Oh… um.. what u gonna study?” “Waifus” “O-ok.. what’s the first class?” “Poké-waifus - is it wrong and which poké-waifu is the best”
@暗哥3 жыл бұрын
The only school that I want to go to
@kamenridergnostikos40843 жыл бұрын
There are certain kinds of knowledge that we in society do not value enough currently, and need to start certifying it with degrees. This is one of them. I ain't saying it should get anyone a job, but it's an invaluable study and its scholars should be certified as such. E: Memes are another.
@thesauce16823 жыл бұрын
Damn, sounds like a good college.
@damiankirishima3 жыл бұрын
Yes, but according to Gardevoir's pokedex entry, it's a very loyal pokemon that cares for it's trainer. Enough that it's willing to risk it's own life to protect them. It can also see the future, let alone reading your mind. But considering it's absolute loyalty to the trainer, I imagine just asking it would be enough to prevent such an accident. That, combined with it's physical appeal is why I believe many people (Myself Included) are followers of Gardevoir, despite her being a PokeMilf. Pokedex Entries reffered to: "It will try to guard its trusted Trainer with its life. It has the ability to see the future." -Diamond/Pearl Pokedex "Gardevoir has the psychokinetic power to distort the dimensions and create a small black hole. This Pokémon will try to protect its Trainer even at the risk of its own life." -Alpha Sapphire Pokedex
@Dreamyzas3 жыл бұрын
Wait, if Gardevoir dislikes you, will her just summon a black hole to kill you?
@teachme53343 жыл бұрын
@@Dreamyzas yes, but to get to that point you have to be really extremely ***B A D*** trainer. They won't just summon blackhole Willy nilly because you forgot to buy some snacc
@Dreamyzas3 жыл бұрын
@@teachme5334 Considering…. well, the internet. Is likely, but yeah
@teachme53343 жыл бұрын
@@Dreamyzas and that point, it'll be their problem, not ours.
@paulanimator63073 жыл бұрын
Imagine a *yandere* Gardevoir "Trainer, you're thinking of other women? Guess I'll have to dump their bodies in a black hole and you can forget about them :)"
@darksun99263 жыл бұрын
Hey guys did you know that in therms o human companionship, flareon is the most huggable pokemon? Whit their maximum temperature is likely too much for must, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along whit that, they have a lot of fluff, akking them undeniably incredicle soft to touch. But that's not all… they have a very respectable special defence at 110, which means they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it wont mind. It can make itself even more endearing whit moves like charm and baby doll eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again
@catwbongos3 жыл бұрын
Good ending
@rolandverde87713 жыл бұрын
Almost felt PTSD at the start
@mervintan19963 жыл бұрын
and it can slowly turn it up to a point of combustion and sends me off into eternal slumber
@ariamachi3 жыл бұрын
flareon is the false prophet tho
@boberttheboss89903 жыл бұрын
but have you heard about vaporeon?
@TW-sh2un3 жыл бұрын
The pause between “pink.... and white” ditto was great
@calico_jackie25423 жыл бұрын
When he said Ditto is pink AND white, I was like "wait, wh- OH GOD."
@saiku14183 жыл бұрын
Wut. . .
@gen2mediainc.5773 жыл бұрын
@@saiku1418 LMFAO GOOGLE TRANSLATED THAT TO FURY
@nugraha74633 жыл бұрын
@@gen2mediainc.577 funniest shit ive seen today
@coffeeboi1583 жыл бұрын
@@gen2mediainc.577 LMAO SAME
@TheBluePhoenix0083 жыл бұрын
@@gen2mediainc.577 LMAO wut...
@watcherofyoutube96783 жыл бұрын
“Nature doesn’t deal in coincidences” then they only deal in absolutes, Nature is a Sith!
@Dodsodalo3 жыл бұрын
Join the pork side.
@Jamseth_Ingramious3 жыл бұрын
@@Dodsodalo Don’t try it, I have the high ground-type!
@Dodsodalo3 жыл бұрын
@@Jamseth_Ingramious You are offal Obi-Wan.
@monkeyrat96113 жыл бұрын
General kenobi, you are a bold type
@thinkingwithrice7493 жыл бұрын
i love the end. man says that gardevoir will either be jealous or fearful and one person in chat just says "what is she fearing prof??"
@justsomejerseydevilwithint46063 жыл бұрын
Pikachu is a birdeating predator. Think about it: it's an electric type rodent that lives in a region where the prodominant flying type evolution line has NO resistance to electric type moves, and is thus hurt greatly by them. It's also plump, seeming like perfect prey for a bird to swoop down and strike. Pikachu is a venus flytrap for birds.
@amilo53 жыл бұрын
Pokédex: "Pikachu is roasting fruits and nuts with its electricity." Maybe there is a point of your arguement i dont know Pikachu gets a little protein here and there.
@vanvan03013 жыл бұрын
they were introduced in that region*. There are other pikachus that live outside of Johto and Kanto with flying types having resistance towards electric
@segafreak20003 жыл бұрын
@@vanvan0301 That is false. It is impossible for a flying type to have a resistance towards electric - they are either immune or neutral at best, but resistant is impossible.
@shelbonewilton84233 жыл бұрын
I’d go into debt for these classes
@Profussy3 жыл бұрын
If you complete the FASFA you may be eligible for a LIGMA U scholarship!
@frantherat81743 жыл бұрын
@@Profussy wtf is ligma
@Lelex05153 жыл бұрын
@@frantherat8174 It’s hard to explain but hopefully this video helps kzbin.info/www/bejne/n5rOY2itpq6ofNE
@gigioprodigio13143 жыл бұрын
@@Lelex0515 i thought it was a rickroll lmao
@Redacted_Ruler3 жыл бұрын
“I’m trying to think of a fire type Pokémon that’s not a furry, or just an animal.” -some random guy in a tf2 casual server
@rexalley83973 жыл бұрын
Nah its “I’m trying to think of a fire type that isn’t just an animal”.
@alonelyperson60313 жыл бұрын
Ghost type pokemons are a viable choice. Certain beat or legendary types too. However, fire types are a bit weird ye. If you would consider it, most fire types are just animals/furries.
@chomp_gd3 жыл бұрын
@@rexalley8397 The ghost candle
@circumferenced3 жыл бұрын
keys
@alonelyperson60313 жыл бұрын
@@chomp_gd Pure or main fire type. The ghost candle is less fire than it is ghost.
@timtheenchanter43583 жыл бұрын
This man expects me to take him seriously without him mentioning vaporeon even ONCE!?
@MadameTeqi3 жыл бұрын
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of...
@Idkanymore90293 жыл бұрын
@@MadameTeqi NOPE
@henrycrabs34973 жыл бұрын
@@MadameTeqi human and female pokemon breeding? Vaperon Is the most compatible for humans!
@Idkanymore90293 жыл бұрын
@@henrycrabs3497 Don't continue
@henrycrabs34972 жыл бұрын
@@Idkanymore9029 Vaporeon is literally built for human dick, ungodly defense stat Plus high HP pool Plus Acid Armor means it can take cock all day long all shapes and sizes and still come for more
@wesleyward59013 жыл бұрын
"Which Pokémon is the hottest?" Tough question. You've got things from Charmander to Groudon. Slugma is literally made out of magma but maybe we should ask Blaine as he's the fire gym leader from Kanto.
@ItsNuxFury3 жыл бұрын
Slugma can slugma balls any day. I only live a couple blocks from the hospital.
@phlogistinatorpb3 жыл бұрын
Magcargo's as hot as the surface of the sun
@Alexgodofwar56623 жыл бұрын
@@ItsNuxFury hahahaahha
@TheGodofPizza3 жыл бұрын
@@phlogistinatorpb I agree with you it the hottest pokemon
@Laggyboi3 жыл бұрын
@@ItsNuxFury damn it beat me to it
@Zephirite.3 жыл бұрын
This is why humans should never be in isolation for extended periods of time. We start making shit like this…. *AND UNIRONICALLY ENJOYING IT!!* (On a serious note, this is really well made, and well…..researched.)
@biaxolotl51713 жыл бұрын
I would enjoy this without the lockdown I am a person of SCIENCE
@aizen383 жыл бұрын
This isn't shit, it is a magical piece of art. Education on which pokemon is the best to "dive into".
@Eidel_Rose3 жыл бұрын
Zoology is the best
@bubaaaaaaaaa3 жыл бұрын
Oh lord I don’t even know why I clicked on this video with this title, but im bored so i’ll watch whatever I see. The chat was also entertaining btw
@qsmokedem3 жыл бұрын
@@biaxolotl5171 freakazoid
@ferrecool78863 жыл бұрын
Ditto's transform only has those dead eyes in the anime, but even with that "disadventage" zoroark and mew are basically on the dangerously furry side of the scale
@RaulDiaz-mp8ms3 жыл бұрын
But also in the live action movie Detective Pikachu.
@trla65053 жыл бұрын
Remember those don't aplly to Pokémon
@helltaker68652 жыл бұрын
Zoroark does what ditto does, but better
@Brizzle4272 жыл бұрын
Counterpoint, Lopunny is a friendship evolution meaning the likelihood there is an emotional connection (and not just a physical one) is much higher than most other pokemon.
@espurrseyes423 жыл бұрын
The affection point about Lopunny is just wrong. You can only get a Lopunny by maxing out the Friendship stat of your Buneary. In fact, in certain versions of the game, Buneary learns Frustration at around Level 12, but if you raise that Friendship and evolve her, that Lopunny will instead learn Return, the move that increases in power based on that Friendship stat, maxing out to be one of the stronger Normal type moves. A Lopunny that you've been with long enough WILL love you for life. And be able to beat the crap out of anything that isn't a Ghost like best girl Mimikyu.
@michaelcarlton14843 жыл бұрын
Mega has Scrappy which allows it to hit ghosts though, right?
@espurrseyes423 жыл бұрын
@@michaelcarlton1484 I was talking about base Lopunny. Though yes, Mega can hit ghosts due to Scrappy.
@denimdinofan93 жыл бұрын
200th like congrats
@PaladinNL53 жыл бұрын
I see you are one of Lopunny's many onlyfans supporters
@jolt97713 жыл бұрын
I never thought I would hear someone say “these are the fleshlights of Pokémon.”
@spynix07183 жыл бұрын
I mean James picked him for a reason. So did Jesse for Lickitung.
@ringobingo95733 жыл бұрын
You know it’s good when a guy spends several minutes trying to prove he’s not a furry and that he’s morally acceptable
@01Gshadow3 жыл бұрын
The whole video was like: "Look! I"m not a furry. BUT.... "
@karstencarsten99643 жыл бұрын
Is morally sane a thing tho
@genbeuden21143 жыл бұрын
He never pretended to be sane tho
@ringobingo95733 жыл бұрын
@@genbeuden2114 Acceptable* sorry
@Aki-sv5in3 жыл бұрын
4:26 "my favorite pokemon is ryan reynolds" chat has me crying
@yeahman69073 жыл бұрын
Left out Hatterenne who is one of my favorite waifus. Also Gardevoir can sense your emotions with her red chest disc. If you come home from a bad day of work she would immediately know and start comforting you. How is that bad?
@thehuman2cs7153 жыл бұрын
Isn't it a tiny alien looking thing in a tower of hair?
@SHAWNJX3 жыл бұрын
@@thehuman2cs715 yes
@haka-katyt74393 жыл бұрын
@@SHAWNJX but if you come home from a bad day at work and have a Hatterene you will get strangled to death
@gameshocker2.03 жыл бұрын
Why not salazzle
@Jamseth_Ingramious3 жыл бұрын
@@gameshocker2.0 They’re to busy streaming on twitch to get donations from salandits and uploading hot pics to their OnlyFans account.
@mrbigglezworth423 жыл бұрын
Lopunnys only evolve once they reach a high enough affection with their trainers. Ironically Lopunny would be a surprisingly loyal partner. That is a sentence I never thought I'd write.
@adynatos41303 жыл бұрын
Not only thta but Lopunny canonically has really fat thighs.
@AndysUnpaidIntern3 жыл бұрын
This degeneracy has reached a whole new threshold, chipping away at humanities bright future, and replacing it with a dark one. Today I am proud to say how much support I have for this concept, and that I look forward to seeing its effect on the new age of humanity long live the degeneracy
@blythebarlow52093 жыл бұрын
Long live the degeneracy!
@muhamadamri57603 жыл бұрын
Long live the degeneracy!
@stevenmccreery98293 жыл бұрын
One of us! One of us!
@emblemblade92453 жыл бұрын
Degenocracy
@Campocosas3 жыл бұрын
This But ironically
@dyllpickleproduces95883 жыл бұрын
Can we just appreciate the quality of his pokemon drawings on the whiteboard?
@FLUX.22263 жыл бұрын
Imagine the professor in some Pokémon game in the future being called Professor Lando and he's "rating pokémon" but nobody knows what exactly he is doing.
@harkyzin3 жыл бұрын
THAT WOULD BE GENIUS
@noodletheviewer92643 жыл бұрын
I suppose it’s a case of “pick your poison” so to speak, every Pokémon has their pros and cons
@thunderocker3433 жыл бұрын
Nice profile pic and name lmaooo
@cammy6493 жыл бұрын
Good luck with muk
@Alltheprayers2 жыл бұрын
@@cammy649 oh we certainly will
@acedesert27593 жыл бұрын
Fun fact, in the Japanese version of the gen 4 games, there's a book somewhere that says humans and pokemon regularly lived together like married partners due to them being equals
@tkm147863 жыл бұрын
Lmao u watched matpat's theory on nurse joy being a pokemon
@dr.rockso27033 жыл бұрын
Actually that same book is in the English version too I believe.
@pariscloud29073 жыл бұрын
@@tkm14786 you got me
@mrtrollnator123 Жыл бұрын
🤨📸
@nathangamble125 Жыл бұрын
@@dr.rockso2703 The book doesn't include the bit about pokémon and humans marrying each other in the English translation though.
@AdrianoASGomes2 жыл бұрын
5:12 the guy in the chat just said "Prof its DILVES". My man is going mega gear when it comes to pay attention in previous classes
@outofcontextallen34083 жыл бұрын
9:28 “There’s nothing hotter than a girl with low self-esteem” truer words have never been spoken
@karstencarsten99643 жыл бұрын
Sounds a little sussy abusive bf type beat to me but idk
@Killatonicus3 жыл бұрын
"I need to be able to look down and see fear in its eyes." good lord that got me.
@rurumuhelsi55613 жыл бұрын
Why is this the only comment i’ve seen that mentions that line, everyone ignored that those were words that were said.
@Imcomingfoyoass3 жыл бұрын
Kinky
@uncleaungzayyafromburma9853 жыл бұрын
I mean that real turn on are the fear and the expressions,isn't it?
@doctahjonez3 жыл бұрын
That's what's up
@julianspatter19053 жыл бұрын
Can we talk about how good this man is at drawing Pokemon? Every single one of those drawings would be instantly recognizable even without the name next it.
@biowbe45223 жыл бұрын
I think the pokemon themselves are designed to be recognizable
@sbirk39463 жыл бұрын
@@biowbe4522 I disagree with that… kinda
@DashOnWaves3 жыл бұрын
Flygon thiccer than average lmao
@fatherrob72983 жыл бұрын
"It's evolving,Just Backwards." -Pewdiepie
@realiance42663 жыл бұрын
Going by Ditto logic Mew is the ultimate Pokéwaifu because it can transform into everything just like Ditto but also has emotions
@googlepoodle58143 жыл бұрын
There’s only one Mew, and Dittos have emotions.
@nadaemcomum32533 жыл бұрын
@@googlepoodle5814 dittos hav a fish dead face
@googlepoodle58143 жыл бұрын
@@nadaemcomum3253 not when they transform unless they’re doing so from memory, and they can transform into literally anything. So you can potentially have a harem of dittos that can transform into anything.
@Maxwell_Twist3 жыл бұрын
Actually, professor, Buneary evolves into Lopunny based off of friendship, so I doubt Lopunny would go behind your back after you've built up your relationship with them so much.
@aviralrai92583 жыл бұрын
But what if she's just using you to evolve ?? She knows the outcome she can get by becoming an egirl after evolving. Makes you think about it doesn't it
@xemnasxiii39923 жыл бұрын
sir if i may add, wouldn't that only work in a case of a childhood friendship ?
@faberquidam3 жыл бұрын
what about a Lopunny found in the wild?
@aviralrai92583 жыл бұрын
A lopunny in the wild eh. Hadn't thought of that
@redacted6063 жыл бұрын
@@aviralrai9258 friendship goes both ways.
@vholst3 жыл бұрын
In the pokemon universe, if I'm not mistaken, humans are a divergent form of a pokemon evolution. So technically, a human banging a pokemon in the poke-verse isn't too unethical...somewhat. Coupled with the fact that pokemon can not only understand human speech, but also understand complex topics and respond to them, they can give consent. However, since most pokemon are generally wild, with few exceptions like Meowth from team rocket making an attempt at integrating with human society (which he only did to impress another pokemon to start with), you'd run into the dilemma of whether or not it was actually consensual. As the pokemon is often forcefully (although they do enjoy fighting, which is why pokemon fighting can occur in the first place) domesticated, so the situation could be seen as grooming. Then there's also the topic of whether or not pokebrothels, which absolutely would be a thing in thee poke-verse are ethical, but also to what types and what stage of evolution would it be considered ethical. A simple r34 search shows that there are a considerable amount of people who find Pikachu to be hot enough to bang. Google also says that a pikachu is 1'4" or roughly 40cm for those who haven't stepped on the moon yet. That's of a small thing to bang. Pichu is also considered bang-able by the internet, and thats even smaller as well as thinner while raichu is taller than both combined. While I focused on the size of the anatomical nature of said pokemon in this TED talk, you also need to remember that it's also one that can produce enough amperage via its electric shock to kill someone. Of course if you're Canadian or a white woman this whole quandary is moot because...I mean, we all know the saying here...
@thenumbertwelve18033 жыл бұрын
i read everything, didnt understand a bit of it, but the effort makes it worth a like, so im proud to call this gem an… *underrated comment*
@aoifeoffaerun3 жыл бұрын
"Just because it 'looks fuckable'; doesn't mean it's safe for pp."
@quentinv76913 жыл бұрын
Youre probably the top student here man
@zjuraeventide89493 жыл бұрын
Well, to answer your question to the first. It's been mentioned that pokeballs in universe only work to foster 'friendship' between human and pokemon. In BW team Plasma claims that it works similar to a mind control device, and this may very well be the case. But it seems the intended effect of a pokeball is to act as both a pacifying device as well as a portable capsule to make it easier for pokemon to travel with their trainer (fun fact, it is due to the invention of the pokeball why trainers are able to even get 6 on a team, because before it would have been harder to travel with even one pokemon). Drayden, one of the Unova gym leaders, also state that a pokemon still has their own free will in such a state. Such that if you're a bad trainer (your freindship level falling too low), your pokemon might just opt to leave your side. Most pokemon recognize humans, and some will actively challenge trainers to see if they are worthy enough to become partners. A pokemon that doesn't want to get caught will actively refuse to be caught, seen in anime as launching the pokeball back at the trainer. And we have evidence that a pokemom can abandon its trainer, with Ash's Snivy being a prime example of this having abandoned her trainer prior to being caught by the protagonist. In summation. Pokeballs are capture and transport devices that can pacify pokemon, but it does not take away a pokemon's will. And a pokemon can so choose to, at any time for whatever reason, abandon their trainer if they deem them an unworthy partner. If your pokemon stops listening to your commands, it's likely a sign they don't trust you anymore and don't see you as competent enough to listen to. Trust me on this. I'm a lopunny. I know these things.
@TheOfficialMarioGalaxyFanclub3 жыл бұрын
This level of degeneracy… you’re a senior here aren’t you?
@cyandrix3 жыл бұрын
I'm glad KZbin somehow let this video slip through their algorithm and serve this to me. Really entertaining channel!
@SAINTSREBELLION3 жыл бұрын
On god
@ray0ken8533 жыл бұрын
"The Pokemon franchise could be considered Hot Chick Heaven."
@someman663 жыл бұрын
It'll make you love the franchise even more!
@duckfilms36623 жыл бұрын
Blazekin.
@ray0ken8533 жыл бұрын
@@duckfilms3662 If we could see her take wing!
@syahmikadira68323 жыл бұрын
@@ray0ken853 Gardevoir has the size of an average human mother. Also her 45 degree hair makes her look like a Native American.
@crackedemerald49303 жыл бұрын
@@syahmikadira6832 and the three arcs of chest
@prodby-titan3 жыл бұрын
"You ever hear about the 'Harkness Test'? Look it up sometime!" "I'd rather not..."
@justincarl51033 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, another great scholar. Just to argue, I do believe Lopunny would be the ultimate pokewaifu. Disclaimer, this is all a joke. But to get Bunneary to evolve to Lopunny, you have to have high friendship, being raised from 0 to 220 or higher. So if she doesn't truly love you, she wouldn't have turned into a Lopunny. At that point, she's ogling you 24/7 like every straight guy toward Ryan Reynolds. Case and point
@rubenlopez10513 жыл бұрын
Usually don't go after men, but Ryan Reynolds is an exemption
@justincarl51033 жыл бұрын
@@rubenlopez1051 exactly
@zoda58983 жыл бұрын
there is such a thing as the friend zone
@casterY4SO3 жыл бұрын
"hobby lobby sloppy toppy" IM FUCKING DEAD
@Sezenian3 жыл бұрын
Isn't it canon in the Pokémon world that people married Pokémon at one point?..
@TheMeetymeet3 жыл бұрын
It was actually mentioned in Pokemon D/P/PL at the library in Canalave City, but it was a bit vague although it could sum that up.
@revanstarbrow60993 жыл бұрын
There are ancient legends mentioned in Pokemon that once, Pokemon and Humans saw no differences between each other and intermarried freely. Children are apparently rare and which they are depends on whether the mother is human or not, but nearly all are born with unusual traits and possibly colors, and powers and predilections related to their bloodlines (psychic ability, for instance).
@tommycriton97583 жыл бұрын
Bestiality exists in Pokemon makes you think why do humans in real life love half human half animal girls makes you think perhaps they were success from a lab or a very wrong relationship between human and animal
@greteb19513 жыл бұрын
@@revanstarbrow6099 are you telling me one of Sabrinas relatives fucked a Pokémon
@whatdahelltwin3 жыл бұрын
@@greteb1951 i choke while reading ur comment
@Zephirite.3 жыл бұрын
6:36 Lando: “Cold, dead eyes, and the emotional range of a fish.” Me: *damn, I thought I turned my webcam off….*
@matthewboire6843Ай бұрын
OOF
@dawildcamcam83623 жыл бұрын
Excellent lecture as always professor, but I feel you neglected to mention one important Pokemon. Zoroark. With Zoroark, you still have the same ability of shapeshifting that you get with Ditto, though without the detriment of the eyes. Instead of the blank stare that you get with the resident breed king/queen, you get these sultry bedroom eyes. And granted, instead of full form shifting, you only get illusions. This is arguably better though, as while you get the appearance of anything you want, you're still experiencing the zoroark, which, in my opinion, makes it a lot more intimate. And on top of all that, when all is said and done, it's likely nice and furry, making it perfect for cuddling.
@Phoenix-nk8tg3 жыл бұрын
OBJECTION: dittos don't actually have the problem of eyes as the ones in the anime that had that were actually an outlier
@dawildcamcam83623 жыл бұрын
@@Phoenix-nk8tg Ah, I had completely forgotten! However, this only fixes the issue of the eyes during the transformation. Afterwards though, when it's back to normal, you still have to deal with the cold, dead stare.
@Phoenix-nk8tg3 жыл бұрын
@@dawildcamcam8362 yeah i still feel as though zoroark is better as well i was just correcting a bit of misinformation
@Liathrys3 жыл бұрын
"There's nothing hotter than a girl with a low self-esteem" Don't feed my sadgirl addiction even further, Mr. Professor sir.
@Michael-ib6ky3 жыл бұрын
Hard disagree on the Gardevour. This is a pokemon that can read your mind but still devotes her life and soul to you, who creates Black Holes if anything bad ever happen to you. If she can read your mind, she can and will act to change it. She transcends factors such as jealousy or an overly controlling nature and actually *raises* her partner/trainer into the best versions of themselves. She is an ultimate Milf, encompassing full M aspects in an ILF package- this is no longer a Waifu, but a full blown Soulmate Waifu 4 Laifu
@shadowdragon27303 жыл бұрын
what the fuck man
@angelomonteiro53763 жыл бұрын
MAKE THIS MAN PRESIDENT
@ThatAdagio3 жыл бұрын
Over the thousands of languages you could speak, you chose facts
@TheSabr3 жыл бұрын
You sir have just won the Medal of Honor
@iamnotuta26583 жыл бұрын
Imagine Gardeveor can talk. (You need to touch the real grass, not a grass type.)
@martiddy3 жыл бұрын
I'm glad you didn't mention Vaporeon😂
@Profussy3 жыл бұрын
Oh we'll get there eventually. That high HP and defense stats need their own lecture to talk about.
@aloelan3 жыл бұрын
@@Profussy The water type is a very important factor, serving many purposes that are better off not being mentioned here but in a proper lecture.
@YoshiLikesFate3 жыл бұрын
@@Profussy so, furry?
@w_ldan3 жыл бұрын
May trigger some ptsd.
@BigT.Larrity3 жыл бұрын
Glaceon better tbh, cold like the underside of a pillow on the outside, warm as a Magmar on the inside~
@deferson453 жыл бұрын
Braixen is the ultimate pokewaifu
@hybridShinx3 жыл бұрын
*YES*
@Yoseqlo13 жыл бұрын
She knows how to handle a stick, that's for sure.
@Dgero3 жыл бұрын
This
@glue23083 жыл бұрын
it doesnt matter how old she is
@RageDasher_77513 жыл бұрын
@@glue2308 Factually, a Pichu could be a grown adult. So a Braixen could also be a grown adult.
@Toastyrik113 жыл бұрын
"We see the emotional range...of a dead fish." 🤣
@missingone91853 жыл бұрын
Apparently, it's canon that humans used to marry Pokémon in the past. In a distant past in the Pokémon world, humans and Pokémon were equal...so yeah. Thanks Gamefreak
@Jordan-q5m4mАй бұрын
When was that ever stated?
@missingone9185Ай бұрын
@@Jordan-q5m4m Original Diamond, Pearl, and Platinum. It was stated that in ancient times, particularly recorded in the Sinnoh region, there was no difference between humans and Pokémon and even intermarried with one another. Again....thanks Gamefreak
@poperg13 жыл бұрын
All furryness aside, the drawings are actually really solid im impressed
@bryten_13153 жыл бұрын
It is morally sound to be sexually, or even just romantically, attracted to Pokémon because Pokémon, in the lore, used to be and lived along side humans.
@Jordan-vi9ng3 жыл бұрын
but they dont now and are slaves and pets. sooo.. no. its the same as messing with your dog. they cant give consent and do understand but about as much as a kid. super predatory relationship.
@moisesflores54053 жыл бұрын
To be honest the fact that people don't do it anymore kinda goes against your point. Either people find it repulsive in the modern era or something. To put in perspective there's some really weird real life rituals involving animals. There was a celtic ritual in which an Irish king would symbolically marry a white horse, have sex with it and than the horse would be sacrificed, it's meat thrown in a bath which the king bathed, and the people would eat it. Obviously no modern Irish leader would ever partake in something like that. A bit more extreme but it begs the question why it doesn't happen in the modern Pokemon world.
@thek2despot4263 жыл бұрын
@@Jordan-vi9ng But that ignores the fact that not only are not all Pokemon the same in this regard, but that many Pokemon are way more powerful and intelligent than humans, unlike how humans are in relation to most other animals in this world; it's hard to imagine the human being the predator to Arceus. If there's any power imbalance being exploited in such cases, it's really by the Pokemon if anything.
@zjuraeventide89493 жыл бұрын
@@Jordan-vi9ng They literally aren't slaves, nor pets. They're always referred to as partner in game, eith the trainer being the master. The relationship between trainer and pokemon is that of a mentor and student. "You teach me and I teach you". Plus, as of gen 5, in game lore states that a pokemon is very well capable of abandoning their trainers. They have enough self awareness to recognize a bad relationship and leave if they so choose. A pokemon is able to leave their pokeball at anytime as well. Alot of the stuff in game is kind of limited by gameplay as well, because it'd be a bad mechanic to have your pokemon not listen to you in crucial points in battle. But it's assumed that if your pokemon has a low enough friendship then they'll stop following your commands and toss you aside, because they no longer trust you. (At least as confirmed in the anime)
@zjuraeventide89493 жыл бұрын
@@Jordan-vi9ng I should also add that they're vastly more intelligent than that, although to varying degrees. Even the most animal like pokemon, Rhyhorn, can still understand and communicate somewhat despite their intelligence being more on par with animals in our world. Pokemon are even capable of building tiny communites as evidenced by the Pokemon Village in Gen 6. Which was a village built by pokemon in hiding, found by Wulfric. What they lack however is novel thought. Since they are a part of nature, they can't come up with novel concepts like humans can. A good example of this is how Coco showed his adpotive parent Zarude how to grow fruit. Where Zarude's response was "I've never thought of that", despite his abilites having the power to speed up the process of plant growth. On that topic, pokemon also have their own language as evidenced by the fact that there are humans in game that can communicate with them such as N and Valerie. In the anime and some instances in the game it is even shown that pokemon are indeed even capable of human speech if they know the language. Meowth is the prime example for this, using up 3 move slots in order to learn speech. Then there's Bill in game, while trapped in the form of an eevee, he's still capable of speech. Other pokemon are either keen on using telepathy such as Tapukoko or Zoroark, which can empersonate a human down to speech, behavior, and looks. A hiker in gen 5 is a zoroark that tells you the story of another zoroark who used to live in Lostlorn. Pokemon are far more varied and complex than any child, and certainly far more thoughtful than any animal. That's what makes them mysterious, because of that complexity. Most pokemon know what humans are and what trainers are. So it isn't that unusual for a pokemon to want to team up with a trainer in order to grow and get stronger, and even evolve. The same process in the wild can take a pokemon years, and certain conditions like evolution stones or 'high friendship'/'high affection' aren't easy to come by in the wilderness.
@sugmadic20303 жыл бұрын
I love the dude in the chat that said “do it fart? Do it jiggle? Do it smell? Do it wobble?”
@gbdeck2003 жыл бұрын
"There is no soul, that's just a animal" I can't even
@graybloxfnaf76833 жыл бұрын
Eveelutions
@SpaceOmega-zz6vs3 жыл бұрын
@@graybloxfnaf7683 They have a soul. Shape doesn't make them a non-sapience animal automatically. Lol
@souljastation54633 жыл бұрын
@@SpaceOmega-zz6vs the "soul" is a Christian invention and per the Bible animals have no soul.
@biaxolotl51713 жыл бұрын
@@souljastation5463 wtf more religions than Christianity have souls in em
@tigran0103 жыл бұрын
There are green guys and vegans detected here
@banana-kun27383 жыл бұрын
when i hear people ask, "what kind of resarch does professor Oak study?" this video delivers my answer succinctly.
@anmturyu3 жыл бұрын
I'm not fluent in English, but I understand what this wise man says He speaks the language of the gods
@roffc3113 жыл бұрын
I know the feeling
@cobrakainoa80053 жыл бұрын
Nice pfp Sorix, loved Darling in the Franxx
@anmturyu3 жыл бұрын
@@cobrakainoa8005 C is a cool letter too :)
@cobrakainoa80053 жыл бұрын
@@anmturyu I don't think I've ever been so astonished by a compliment 🤣 tyty, I think the letter S is pretty cool too
@mistahhbeangaming81273 жыл бұрын
Indeed he does
@jacobrobinson7873 жыл бұрын
I just found this channel, but goddamn it I love this already. I recognize this is supposed to be semi-serious lectures, but it's just hilarious to see this being taken so seriously.
@sanzephyr72713 жыл бұрын
Just straight up watch the video without skipping any part. One of the best educational video that I have watched in 2021. 69/10
@lllucasm3 жыл бұрын
I want to believe that everyone is keeping your likes at 69 on purpose lmao
@schawangus3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit. Did I actually just watch 12 minutes of a man I’ve never seen before explain to me the different pros and cons of Pokémon waifus?
@caboseivankass46263 жыл бұрын
yes i have done the same
@keenanmurphy45213 жыл бұрын
Quarantine has fucked us up man. I cant even tell if this is a bit
@Gible10013 жыл бұрын
I just wanna put this out there: Mew can transform just like Ditto.
@BlackReaper7203 жыл бұрын
Well people should know that because ditto is just a failed clone of mew
@russiancheems22753 жыл бұрын
Mew or pikachu pikachu can really… *electrify* the experience with her lightning
@therhythmdragon3 жыл бұрын
Not to mention the signature ability of Zorua and Zoroark is pretty much the same as well.
@PirateShux3 жыл бұрын
@@therhythmdragon Yeah but you'd also need the other pokemon for it's ability to be used
@therhythmdragon3 жыл бұрын
@@PirateShux Maybe you could teach Zorua/Zoroark to remember some of the forms they took. In Super Mystery Dungeon, Zorua/Zoroark can briefly transform into Kecleon, regardless of whether Kecleon is in the general area or not. I was thinking sort of like that, but with multiple forms that Zorua/Zoroark can take without any reference Pokémon nearby.
@jfk87453 жыл бұрын
I know an entire copypasta to know which is the most compatible
@Mr.Runestone3 жыл бұрын
Love the Kira tie
@Profussy3 жыл бұрын
It's quite the killer tie, huh? Thank you!
@jackieChannel.3 жыл бұрын
@@Profussy NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@yharim1803 жыл бұрын
We’ve found him out. Expect us, myself included, to mysteriously explode soon.
@MixaCat3 жыл бұрын
@@yharim180 why is there a cat in his eye, wait, oh no…
@smii7ymilk9193 жыл бұрын
He should wear his suit too The purple one
@KyushaNeverKnowsBest3 жыл бұрын
"Best Pokemon Waifu" 62K people: *that's what I was saying*
@bartkorevaar55133 жыл бұрын
1,1 mil
@eliot71513 жыл бұрын
The views are scaring me
@Omega_27033 жыл бұрын
80k lmao
@Yung_Ianis3 жыл бұрын
Everyone talking about the Pokémons and stuff, but didn't anyone notice THE YOSHIKAGE KIRA TIE????
@nono974_fr53 жыл бұрын
oh shit
@heater13113 жыл бұрын
I noticed it too yeah
@Yung_Ianis3 жыл бұрын
@@heater1311 very niceu, heater-chan XD
@thatartemi3 жыл бұрын
YES FINALLY SOMEONE NOTICED IT
@RASTIS12TH3 жыл бұрын
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
@zenuriken13283 жыл бұрын
I was watching a lecture on discrete mathematics and then this video autoplayed afterwards. You beat the algorithm. Well done.
@doggo65173 жыл бұрын
"Don't worry, I'll be discreet" - the algorithm
@maperjack3 жыл бұрын
Just came across this channel wasn't sure until I noticed that tie. This is clearly a cultured and educated man.
@cortster123 жыл бұрын
7:24 This is why mew is the best wiafu. They have the same power as ditto to transform, but with the bonus of being extremely emotive and amazing. Also supremely adorable.
@capuiakid3 жыл бұрын
Just remember that Greninja was voted best Pokémon twice!! Also, Ash-Greninja is the most OP duo in Pokémon, I feel like Ash got nerfed once XYZ ended.
@killerbean62543 жыл бұрын
It’s not nearly as much of a nerf as the one he got in black and white, at least he remember how the system works
@hoosfire42703 жыл бұрын
xyz ash should have been easy winner. but nah. give the win to another charizard. hey, at least kinda cool to see a pokemon legends character in the main series anime.