“it will allow itself to be pet for a short time, before it will disembowel the individual” that’s not even anomalous that’s just what regular cats do.
@Nono-hk3is3 жыл бұрын
Yeah that's just cats
@annsheldon61663 жыл бұрын
indeed
@klillym14613 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@liamer883 жыл бұрын
I mean, I don't have issues with cats trying to attack me regularly while I pet them, but then again I pay attention to their body language while I pet them
@SirPonnd3 жыл бұрын
@@liamer88 Exactly.
@modelvp24053 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, starting this video with the words “Cat SCPs: H.P. Lovecraft once wrote....” you had me scared there for a second.
@Omnywrench3 жыл бұрын
Oh, you mean [REDACTED] Man?
@donkeykongbata4073 жыл бұрын
Good old [REDACTED] Man he was an amazing cat
@thetheinen84193 жыл бұрын
Did you know that he named [REDACTED] Man as a child
@calebmurray44383 жыл бұрын
Good cat bad name
@hanliu37073 жыл бұрын
@@thetheinen8419 I guess it's his family that named the cat then.
@ujimasahojo71443 жыл бұрын
Containment Level: Kitter
@jmarch_5033 жыл бұрын
Underrated
@austinknight58813 жыл бұрын
You. You, I like
@stevecooper65783 жыл бұрын
Clever
@panasclepias29373 жыл бұрын
Special containment procedures: a cell provide provided with a water dish, a food bowl with premium brand cat food, and litterbox. If containment is breached, a specially trained MTF is to respond, luring the entity with cans of premium brand cat food with pop lids. If the MTF is unable to lure the entities back into their enclosure with gooshy food, tunafish, sardines, and ham may be used. As a last resort, catnip may be used, being placed in a prominent place near the containment cell, and agents are to retreat from the area until such time as the catnip has been consumed and the entity has entered into a turpor state, at which point it may be possible for lead MTF agent to pick up and move the entity back to it's enclosure. If necessary, a few gentle strokes to the back and head area may be used. The stomach area (if present) and limbs should be avoided.
@solarixstar3 жыл бұрын
@@panasclepias2937 did you forget the clause about using a laser pointer before going to catnip? Many Kitter class SCPs are very interested in such devices.
@timmerest31833 жыл бұрын
Someone else said "Kitter-class". I say Mewclid. Less trouble. Relatively containable. That said, I acknowledge the odds of successful long-term containment is unlikely.
@just_going_mads3 жыл бұрын
And there's no such thing as a "Safe" class cat.
@leninchan72953 жыл бұрын
Thaumeow
@epsiloneleven3 жыл бұрын
Apawyon.
@Delm0s2 жыл бұрын
Meowtralized
@JetFalcon7102 жыл бұрын
Ex-purr-lained
@felling963 жыл бұрын
I actually cried with M and Woofer. Fuck man, the feels.
@SMHBros3 жыл бұрын
I know bro, I low key got a small tear too. ONce I get home from work I am gonna give my dog some cuddles
@SoulSprayPaint3 жыл бұрын
That got me too homie.
@AcornElectron3 жыл бұрын
I’m not crying😭😭😭, you’re crying 😭😭😭😭
@safetyinspector2503 жыл бұрын
oh god i should have heeded your warning.
@Changer_of_ways4203 жыл бұрын
Its just too sad...😫
@OverseerXIII3 жыл бұрын
I named my cats Keter and Thaumiel. Nobody in the household know why I named them those or what those words mean.
@TheStrongestPokemon3 жыл бұрын
Does this imply that one of your cats is helping you to contain the other?
@OverseerXIII3 жыл бұрын
@@TheStrongestPokemon pretty much yes. Amazingly Keter is very active and bossy and Thaumiel is laidback and and very gentle.
@phoenix_radio3 жыл бұрын
That's fantastic
@solarixstar3 жыл бұрын
Niiice~
@yeenmachine2063 жыл бұрын
I have a feeling all cats are keter class
@andrewlee38943 жыл бұрын
"Cats." "...HP Lovecraft once said..." *Sweats*
@armjjb51893 жыл бұрын
“D’aww! Junior’s such a cutie!” “...and all of the dogs at the center had been euthanized.” *”BAD KITTY!”*
@SageofStars3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, not sure I like that bit, as someone who has cats, and tolerates several dogs, they get along fine 9 times out of 10, save when the largest wants to play(And even then the smaller dogs will react the same way as the cats to him when he's in that mood)
@AviendhaR3 жыл бұрын
Well remember!! Junior may have liked these dogs.... and turned them into cats....
@stpidstuff3 жыл бұрын
@@SageofStars I have 1 cat and 8 dogs, but the dogs don't bother the cat and the cat doesn't bother the dogs.
@SageofStars3 жыл бұрын
@@stpidstuff Basically, yeah, they're in two different worlds most of the time. Again, save when the big one wants to play.
@Ake-TL3 жыл бұрын
@@AviendhaR so Dogs he liked-cats Dogs he didn’t like-dead
@fishboyliam3 жыл бұрын
"...but it's cats." That got a chuckle, NGL.
@mattozzie8363 жыл бұрын
"It's certainly not my place to say which is better." "But it's cats."
@umbradomini3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely one of his best observations. 😺
@finnish_hunter2 жыл бұрын
Yep
@Hexra_3 жыл бұрын
Video: *is about cats* TES: "H.P Lovecraft once said..." I'm having vietnam flashbacks
@binger81993 жыл бұрын
I couldn't help but crack up from the quote ngl
@crabs6323 жыл бұрын
He mustve really been cosmically inspired when he named his cat gamerword-man
@kronosbach52633 жыл бұрын
@@crabs632 IIRC, the cat had a family name.
@Hater678763 жыл бұрын
oh god oh frick
@qwertyasdf92903 жыл бұрын
@@crabs632 that was the name of the cat the had when he was a kid. So his parents are probably the one that named it.
@Fluff_a_tail3 жыл бұрын
that last story of Woofer and Chairman Meow. that was so wholesome and heart warming.
@VeeTOHFan3 жыл бұрын
He was a shit dog but a good friend
@lilelbowskin31013 жыл бұрын
Listening to a fake dog dieing while talking to his cat friend made me really sad. Especially when he's a good boy...
@automah27243 жыл бұрын
@Otto Rocket human mind
@noah_body_cares3 жыл бұрын
He was a terrible dog, but he was 5113-1's best friend
@EvilGuacamoleGaming3 жыл бұрын
I suspect the fake dog will go to the people place. If not, maybe the doggo place.
@Ivyloveme3 жыл бұрын
@@noah_body_cares he was a good boi not a bad boi :(
@finnish_hunter2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it's weird. This video makes my cry everytime I watch it and I'm not the crying type. Man I love cats tho.
@AnimeShinigami133 жыл бұрын
woofer made me cry, only other scp that's done that is "Where the Dragons Went" (everybody gangsta till they find out where the dragons went!) also I think its amusing that there's a grey, anomalous, immortal cat called "Dorian." There's a story I heard about from the 1800s called "the Portrait of Dorian Grey" or something like that. In which a man makes a deal with the devil and is made immortal via a portrait of himself in his manor. if the portrait is destroyed, Dorian himself will die. I forgot about it until now, but my mom told me about it on one of our mother daughter movie nights when we watched 'The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.'
@aliveandwellinisrael25073 жыл бұрын
the doggo got me too... I just can't stand bad things happening to dogs. They're so much more than us humans deserve.
@livid44553 жыл бұрын
The story you mentioned is actually a novel called “The picture of Dorian Grey”, by Oscar Wilde
@AntoanArcana3 жыл бұрын
Your mom seems like a pretty cool parent and that's rad as heck.
@thebugbro82123 жыл бұрын
All cats are Keter objects, however the effect is only observable at 3:00 AM
@Just-Ice2623 жыл бұрын
CAN CONFIRM
@sparecreeper15803 жыл бұрын
That explains where my cat got a fish I live nowhere near a lake/pond
@brinesilver4053 жыл бұрын
@@sparecreeper1580 SCP Foundation would like to know your location
@Fairydragon-3 жыл бұрын
“Flawless grace and superior self sufficiency” thats not how i would describe my cat. My cat once slipped in her own crap and flipped her litter box on her own head.
@zealdodoplayerdub90103 жыл бұрын
Complex and deep SCP's: i sleep Cat SCP's: Real [REDACTED]
@TheBodiesInTheWaterBeckons3 жыл бұрын
🅽︎
@gatoloco39493 жыл бұрын
@@TheBodiesInTheWaterBeckons i
@Duck-de9dw3 жыл бұрын
@@gatoloco3949 nja
@chadsknnr3 жыл бұрын
Not The Volgun . . . .
@Spoingus_BarnApple2 жыл бұрын
@@Duck-de9dw go
@shottysteve3 жыл бұрын
rule 1: do not eat food while listening to exploring series
@mosesshtar61973 жыл бұрын
I just have to start the whole video again if I do
@pouncelygrin66993 жыл бұрын
actually I can stomach pretty much anything he describes and explains xD
@danielliebergall8563 жыл бұрын
Oh no
@turtlemaster27853 жыл бұрын
too late
@LaserGuidedBacon3 жыл бұрын
I’ve had to tell myself this many times now. Still haven’t learned.
@jlcool133 жыл бұрын
Why you gotta do me like that with the last one
@SageofStars3 жыл бұрын
Because like with the last Dog SCP, it seems sad, but when you get right down to it, they had a lifetime together, and in the end, isn't that what's important?
@spicyladjr36503 жыл бұрын
@@SageofStars hell yeah
@aliveandwellinisrael25073 жыл бұрын
@@SageofStars it just makes me think how dogs deserve to live longer and have more time with their human friend/owner...
@goodlookingcorpse3 жыл бұрын
"Look at the cute kitty!" "It encapsulates the terrible beauty and indifference of the universe towards Man" "For fuck's sake Howard".
@Big_E_Soul_Fragment3 жыл бұрын
I want to pet these highly anomalous/dangerous kitties
@undeadprinceofchaos37313 жыл бұрын
Josie the half-cat seems like the safest option
@localfriendlycloud77203 жыл бұрын
@@undeadprinceofchaos3731 tru
@Burkutace273 жыл бұрын
Do not boop those merry SCPs.
@noonenowhere8773 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna boop em.
@rodeanalfanteforcadela76453 жыл бұрын
Your hands
@sussybaka10953 жыл бұрын
“While we all know cats are obviously the more superior pet here..” My man, I never forgot that sentence. You happy now?
@slk73763 жыл бұрын
Which video was it again?
@sussybaka10953 жыл бұрын
@@slk7376 "Dog SCPs".
@TheRealGioVega3 жыл бұрын
That last one hits different though R.I.P Woofer 🥺
@neokami84813 жыл бұрын
Another interesting Cat SCP is "Lucy the Kitten", SCP-1316. Nothing too wild except she doesn't age also she was secretly working with the Chaos Isurgency, kind of a sad ending tho.
@fernandozunigagonzalez85913 жыл бұрын
He talked about it in his Chaos Insurgency video
@neokami84813 жыл бұрын
@@fernandozunigagonzalez8591 AH, thats probably where im remembering it from
@2345tomson3 жыл бұрын
No extraction...
@AdmiralRamenNoodles3 жыл бұрын
Can’t lie, SCP 5113 got me in the feels.
@MordredSimp3 жыл бұрын
I started crying
@idontknowhowtonamethings.69053 жыл бұрын
Oh cool, a video about cat SCPs “Hp lovecraft once said-“ OH NO
@pale98193 жыл бұрын
We had two cats. First one was Honey, we got her when I was 7, two years later my best friend arriwed in our home. He was an adorable caramel colored Devon Rex, we named him Cornelius. Honey went missing when I was 11 and Cornelius passed away from cancer 2 years ago. R.I.P Honey and Cornelius, you made me the happiest boy in the world.
@dingdongshush3 жыл бұрын
I've got 4 Devon Rex. They're just about the most amazing companions you'll ever have.
@safetyinspector2503 жыл бұрын
beautiful!
@shun-li82043 жыл бұрын
My deepest condolences
@pale98193 жыл бұрын
My family were the only ones who found Cornelius beautiful. His fur was so soft and warm and he had a really pretty meowing noise. Also he and our late girl Westie Nupu were best friends.
@safetyinspector2503 жыл бұрын
@@pale9819 I find Cornelius beautiful.
@kevlonk3 жыл бұрын
9:35 "Telepathically it will suggest for humans to provide it with more food...toys...softer bedding..." That's not anomalous, cats just do that.
@dixie36013 жыл бұрын
I saw this and thought “Josie the Half-cat!”
@undeadprinceofchaos37313 жыл бұрын
I’m pretty sure we ALL did
@finnlandau48783 жыл бұрын
Awwww
@Zadanoire3 жыл бұрын
*Exactly! Same here along with remembering about my cat scp too! scp-6800 Cepheline!*
@bearmarco19443 жыл бұрын
@@Zadanoire If you think you made a good SCP, then change out all the 'SCP-6800' to 'SCP-XXXX', and you can put it on the sandbox. They'll assign it a number and it goes on the wiki.
@thetheinen84193 жыл бұрын
Yep, pretty much
@woopnavevo35073 жыл бұрын
When he first began describing M & Woofers I genuinely thought for a second it was just gonna be Garfield and Odie
@ParisChristianne3 жыл бұрын
I was just petting my cat before going to bed and now I have this to listen to? :D EDIT: Now I'm crying. That last one got me goood
@RelmJoshMichaels3 жыл бұрын
My Cat left this world to travel the multivers and when my time comes, she'll come back at take me with her.
@doctorsmiles45303 жыл бұрын
Give it lots of pets when it comes.
@ViirinSoftworks2 жыл бұрын
SCP 6001. Exactly that happens.
@RelmJoshMichaels2 жыл бұрын
I'll have to give that a listen.
@agent_w.3 жыл бұрын
I love how he quotes HP Lovecraft when he’s talking about cats’s wanna know what HP Lovecraft named his cat?
@noahmcclure68713 жыл бұрын
Catter
@torquetheprisoner3 жыл бұрын
the one of the dam busters crew had a dog called reggin
@comedyman48963 жыл бұрын
Enward
@michaelandreipalon3593 жыл бұрын
We already know, and trust us, we're better off not listening and answering.
@niko_82083 жыл бұрын
He called his cat Nigerian.
@alexjewett74553 жыл бұрын
I think Josie is the perfect pet. All the good parts about owning a cat, none of the mess.
@snowblind92903 жыл бұрын
"Cat SCPs, HP Lovecraft once wrote....." Gave me a heartattack
@bandgeekforlife4063 жыл бұрын
"Bland" is the last word I would use to describe cats. We've had quite a few over the years, and each has had a very distinctive and individual personality. The only cats who were "standoffish" had trauma in their pasts that we gradually helped them get over. The cats we've had from kittenhood onwards are especially amenable and friendly- they sometimes purr for no other reason than the fact that they're sitting close to us, and that makes them happy
@29holden3 жыл бұрын
I don’t think we should talk to H.P. Lovecraft about cats.
@TheRealHelvetica3 жыл бұрын
God made a beast with near human figure, filled it with vice and called it a _[HP Lovecraft cat name]_
@erezkimalov8013 жыл бұрын
God i love this meme
@scrithen28363 жыл бұрын
@Heliosphal hp lovecrafts cat had a very perculiar name
@Salty_Web3 жыл бұрын
NI-
@puffer_frog3 жыл бұрын
What's the name of his cat? ... Oh
@elvingearmasterirma72413 жыл бұрын
"Cat SCPs: H.P. Lovecraft once wrote....” I nearly had a heart attack smh dude
@GiratinaN43 жыл бұрын
Lovecraft: makes a profound statement about cats Also Lovecraft: "lol guys guess what I named my cat?"
@Paranoid_Found3 жыл бұрын
SCP Foundation: Cats are the closest thing we have to the eldrich entities of Cthulhu mythos
@skepticalmagos_1013 жыл бұрын
Collosal Squid: Am I a joke to you ? 😂
@SimonCigolla3 жыл бұрын
@Jack Schneider Well, cats are often infected with toxoplasma and there are theories, that people infected with it, are more likely to like cats.
@heinrichze-france40893 жыл бұрын
The cthulhu dildo, Cthulhu fuck off, scp 579, 2317, and actually Cthulhu himself: allow us to speak the cats lovecraftian name.
@guyfieri1483 жыл бұрын
@@SimonCigolla yeah actually, because it shuts down the fear receptor towards cats in small animals and likely humans too and like, 50% of the world population have been infected with it, can't remember if that's cats or humans tho
@DaAijin283 жыл бұрын
That last one... I'm still coping after saying good bye to my four legged friend. Love and treat Your pets well, they may be only for a time in Our lives. But for them, we are all their lives
@Hugh_Amungus3 жыл бұрын
SCP-247: * *exists* * Lord Blackwood: * *laughs in destabilizing musket* *
@e.t.19473 жыл бұрын
destablizing what?
@deanwrubel57303 жыл бұрын
@@e.t.1947 old ass gun
@emilybarclay88313 жыл бұрын
@@e.t.1947 muskrat
@evensgrey3 жыл бұрын
@@e.t.1947 It's an energy weapon that comes up in some of the outlandish stories Lord Blackwood tells of his days as a hunter, explorer, and adventurer. One notable story appears to be th attempt by him and a group of friends and assosciates to kill SCP-682 when it was terrorizing France. (It also appears he used to own SCP-662, as he mentions an apparently anomalous butler by the same name as the entity summoned by it.)
@Hugh_Amungus3 жыл бұрын
@@evensgrey Lord Chadwood fought both Able & lizardboi in France alongside Teddy Roosevelt, never forget
@chilley26033 жыл бұрын
Why does Dr Bight not adopt Dorian? Two immortal beings living with eachother
@randomsleepyness3 жыл бұрын
I need more SCP funny cat videos in my life. Imagine the cute vids of Josie
@undeadprinceofchaos37313 жыл бұрын
That would indeed be cute to watch, and maybe funny depending on the circumstances
@D.man1403 жыл бұрын
"H.P. Lovecraft-" No exploring series. Don't say it!
@Timewalkerauthor13 жыл бұрын
Dammit. I’m not crying. 😭
@TheHawkRules3 жыл бұрын
The name of Lovecraft’s cat makes any mention of the guy when talking about cats triggers my fight/flight sense
@aliveandwellinisrael25073 жыл бұрын
Trigger Man
@Profwolfman3 жыл бұрын
Bro out of all the scp videos I watch I am always most excited when your summaries come out. More then anyone I think you get right to the facts in the most descriptive way possible.
@LordDoom103 жыл бұрын
Having learned the name of Lovecraft's cat, you quoting him has an entirely new mood to it.
@Angel-20063 жыл бұрын
I got horribly anxious when he brought up hp lovecraft when he started talking about cats
@undeadprinceofchaos37313 жыл бұрын
Same here, but I also was mostly confused. I mean what do cats have to do with Lovecraft?!
@sataniclemonade91323 жыл бұрын
@@undeadprinceofchaos3731 do you know what HP Lovecraft named his cat?
@indraservo57643 жыл бұрын
@@sataniclemonade9132 *Lovecraft's dad
@undeadprinceofchaos37313 жыл бұрын
@@sataniclemonade9132 Do I even want to know? Because I have a weird feeling I know what it might be
@sataniclemonade91323 жыл бұрын
@@undeadprinceofchaos3731 “{N-Word} Man”
@rampagerslife3 жыл бұрын
me: clicks video exploring: "C a t" me: yep, cat.
@vitthaltiwary44363 жыл бұрын
this is one of the more cute episodes even after being horrifying
@livingcorpse56643 жыл бұрын
People think cats are evil and cold, but my cat Lizzy, may her soul rest in peace, could sense when you were upset and would try to cheer you up.
@flamingjockeys3 жыл бұрын
Holy fuck I wasn't expecting to get emotional about the death of a fictional, magical dog that can talk at 4:30 in the morning but here we are
@Speed0013 жыл бұрын
They hate us ;(
@epsiloneleven3 жыл бұрын
"Cats" "H.P Lovecraft" That's enough, The Exploring Series.
@dan2403933 жыл бұрын
There is another mention of what could be the back half of Josie. In one of Uraniumempire's tales, one of the characters has a frontless cat.
@anthonyzobel96943 жыл бұрын
>cat video >opens with a lovecraft quote Immediately got suspicious lol
@MrSunshine10793 жыл бұрын
Josie and the agent should be brought together... Or kept apart at all costs. Hmmm...
@michaelandreipalon3593 жыл бұрын
A riddle for the ages.
@jaysilverhood12643 жыл бұрын
Oh my god.. What if that wet soft thing is actually josies... Ya know? "disposed waste"
@michaelandreipalon3593 жыл бұрын
@@jaysilverhood1264 ...
@lintedgybun89953 жыл бұрын
“His body was found in the basement after trying to do something that was expunged from the document” please tell me why my mind immediately went to him trying to bone a cat.
@lintedgybun89953 жыл бұрын
@Tub Girl true
@ventedbus49173 жыл бұрын
The D Class was Shane Dawson
@D1GTL-D1L3M42 жыл бұрын
@@ventedbus4917 Oh sweet jesus no wonder hes a d-class
@Big_E_Soul_Fragment3 жыл бұрын
Woofer: Was I a good boy? Chairman Meow: No, you we're the best -I'm not crying you're crying-
@localfriendlycloud77203 жыл бұрын
;-;
@undeadprinceofchaos37313 жыл бұрын
They may have been two different animals, but they were so much like brothers
@Eagle_the_18th3 жыл бұрын
It’s enough to make a grown man cry, and that’s ok 😥
@AshAtropos3 жыл бұрын
They're baby....... :,(
@Т1000-м1и10 ай бұрын
Hearing "cat and dog" with a picture of an orange cat had Garfield pop up in my mind
@forgottenmemory9003 жыл бұрын
And he’s a cat person
@justanobody48833 жыл бұрын
How can you tell he also made a dog scps video
@forgottenmemory9003 жыл бұрын
@@justanobody4883 A: In the tarquse video at one point you hear a cat in the background. Therefore he owns a cat B: At the end of this video he said cats are better C: In the dog video he says Cats are the superior pet
@MunkkyNotTrukk3 жыл бұрын
It's fitting that you mention H.P. Lovecraft at the beginning of ths video, as his own cat had a name that cannot be uttered by mortal tongues and drives people to hopeless babbling insanity at the mere glimpse of it.
@blitzatom3 жыл бұрын
As a cat lover and enthusiast (which I guess is the same thing), I'm disappointed that there isn't more cat SCPs. Also, that last one was really wholesome, even though it was tragic at the end.
@undeadprinceofchaos37313 жыл бұрын
Actually there are more Cat SCPS, he just didn’t cover them in this video
@bodaciouschad3 жыл бұрын
Write more yourself and you won't be dissappointed. For the same reason. ... Probably.
@SageofStars3 жыл бұрын
I think the final one is heartwarming in the end. Oh, it's sad when a loved one dies, but in the end, the two had a lifetime together, and isn't that all anyone can ask for?
@arvinroidoatienza70823 жыл бұрын
The Japanese branch has LOTS of them
@emilybarclay88313 жыл бұрын
Needed to take a break from baking lemon drizzle cake to hug my dog after that Woofer and M story
@Draco843 жыл бұрын
Scp-607: bonds with scp-682 Scp-682: panic breathing
@sebastianacevedo94443 жыл бұрын
They tried that. It didn't work.
@Draco843 жыл бұрын
Oh
@loganmustazza27923 жыл бұрын
Man really had me crying at 4am when I was tryna fall asleep listening to eldrich horrors.
@solarixstar3 жыл бұрын
Goddamn, that last one was a hard jab to the feels.... Woofer, you were a good boy T_T)
@Arkimedus3 жыл бұрын
I'm not the sort to comment on youtube videos, but I just wanted to tell you man, I *immensely* appreciate the work you put into these videos, out of all the various sorts of lore, and audiobook readings I listen to, scp content is by far my favorite. Every time you upload a video it feels like a treat, I get a smile on my face and it brings me happiness in this strange and often grim reality. There are few things that excite me more than seeing that you've uploaded a new video, (*particularly when it's a *really extensive and one* lol) without you, I doubt listeners like me would be so absolutely in love with the scp universe and the various wondrously mind-bending concepts within it. And for that I thank you, your content has given me more hours of entertainment than I can count, and given me something to look forward to in my lower moments. Not enough people express their gratitude to creators like you, and I've silently enjoyed your content for such a length and I wanted you to know. So thank you, you make my day brighter, amongst what I'm sure are countless others, have a great day man, good luck in all of your endeavors. Until the next upload, keep on keeping on! 👍
@AaronJLong Жыл бұрын
I knew someone who had a cat named Chairmam Meow a long time ago. He was a good kitty.
@Jack938853 жыл бұрын
I'm just sat hear freaking out about how I would definitely be disemboweled TES: continuing on to something a bit more nightmarish. Cool, cool
@kalxi1724 Жыл бұрын
My personal head cannon is that Dorian was made to live as long as their owner and die when they do. But due to the difference in lifespan and the one sided immortality left the cat alone and suicidal. If the owner would have died first she would have as well
@KingJelly999803 жыл бұрын
I just watched this guy talk about the planet dying and now he's talking about cats.
@brandonvelde57742 жыл бұрын
"So yeah magic is real and we're all gonna die. But anyway here's a talking cat."
@guyperson7544 ай бұрын
Object Class: Kitty Special Containment Procedures: hug when able, offer lap for naps, scratch behind ears
@Vapormoon3 жыл бұрын
2 weeks ago I lost my dog to cancer. she and my cat were best friends. while we waited for the vet to arrive at our house to put her down, my whole family cuddled with my dog on the bed, and it was like my cat knew something was wrong because she meowed in a very distressed tone and kept checking on the dog and cuddling next to her. the last story made me tear up because of this.. in my mind they must've had a conversation like that
@NorDank3 жыл бұрын
Yea I agree with Lovecraft. The name he chose for his cat just fits so perfectly too
@j.wicker61703 жыл бұрын
Josie is my fave, but that means some poor bastard, out there, has the back half and a litter box.
@Dachusblot3 жыл бұрын
NGL when you said the talking cat's name was "Chairman Meow," I laughed a lot. Which was nice because I was crying for pretty much everything after that. RIP Woofer, you were a Good Boy.
@87Ferrets3 жыл бұрын
"H.P. Lovecraft once said that cats-" 😬😬😬
@gersonelopre99623 жыл бұрын
the way the music cut off at the end before he said it was what really got me
@subwoofer67263 жыл бұрын
I come here to be spooked, not to feel. That last one hit man.
@xeroxhero56153 жыл бұрын
To this day, my favorite cat SCP is the immortal kitten that’s an ex-Spy of the chaos insurgency
@tiyonbaret69143 жыл бұрын
“It’s certainly not my place to say either animal is better......but it’s cat” End of World Scenario class - CVD (Cats V. Dogs) Me: So you’ve chosen war
@fishsan45083 жыл бұрын
I'm trying to focus on the scps but I'm distracted by all the cute cats and kittens being shown- another one of their eldritch abilities!
@h.plovecat43073 жыл бұрын
I'm actually trying to write up an anomalous cat professor based on my orange cat, that works for MC&D and is kind of a liasson to the foundation. He has a personal relationship with Dr. Wondertainment, and finds him useful yet irritating.
@horacegentleman32963 жыл бұрын
That last one hurt my soul. Crying inside and outside.
@idk-ov9oh3 жыл бұрын
Me too
@AltTabbackspace3 жыл бұрын
I pat the cat *loses an arm* I shall pat the cat again *loses another arm* I can no longer pet the cat.
@paulkothgasser66233 жыл бұрын
Tis but a scratch
@Sunny-yw8pt3 жыл бұрын
Legs. Face. Hell just lightly bap it with your noggin
@keithellison7163 жыл бұрын
Dorian reminded me of the cat we had growing up that would climb to the very top of the tallest tree in our yard, easily 20 to 25 ft, and would then proceed to immediately jump to the ground atleast once a day, then just walk off and go play like nothin happened.
@AspelShuyin3 жыл бұрын
Chairman Meow and Woofer 😭 My cat Mew died in my arms ten years ago and I still miss him.
@xNephilimxXx3 жыл бұрын
*hugs*
@EldritchIdiot3 жыл бұрын
I feel you, I lost my dog 2 years ago after staying with me for 13 years. I miss him
@mr.bowtie22523 жыл бұрын
the scp universe has a fantastic way to make me laugh, cringe in faux-pain, shiver with fear, and tear up with tragedy. jesus christ.
@shan46973 жыл бұрын
Damn the cat and the dog one was so god damn sad and amazing my body shaking from just listening to it
@karithay3 ай бұрын
I figured that all cats were SCPs by their very nature, but one so ubiquitous that humanity has just learned to live with them as we have no other choice.
@cadenollar24083 жыл бұрын
Please, whatever you do, don't look up the name of H.P Lovecraft's cat.
@aliveandwellinisrael25073 жыл бұрын
LOL. That was unexpected and pretty funny tbh. thanks for cheering me up after the sad doggo story.
@Т1000-м1и10 ай бұрын
"Chirman Meow" goes into the list along with "Chairman LMAO"
@FarseerAnimation3 жыл бұрын
Kind of weird to start with a Lovecraft quote on cats, given he named his cat something incredibly foul that I can't even write here
@Ivi-Tora3 жыл бұрын
If I remember correctly there's a "mug cat" that belongs to one of the researchers. It pops from time to time on experiment logs, specially the longer ones, but I haven't found its own article.
@TerrariaGolem3 жыл бұрын
Everyone: SCP! Me, a simple man: *C A T*
@ctcrosby013 жыл бұрын
That last one broke my heart.
@treyfruge57973 жыл бұрын
HP Lovecrafts Cats name: [REDACTED]
@kociarzultimate3843 жыл бұрын
@Jack Schneider I
@DarkShines863 жыл бұрын
Cathulu
@confused58043 жыл бұрын
K
@xfom40084 ай бұрын
I'd prefer if it was [DATA EXPUNGED]
@themanfromtheeast20483 жыл бұрын
That last one hit me deep man, God! and the new born woofer made me cry even more!
@Lakefish_HAXX3 жыл бұрын
..that last one, it seems like two beings stuck in a cycle of reincarnation. Maybe one day they'll end up incarnating into something where the lines are "blurred" and end up a fox and a bird, or so.