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[@Theodore_Noise243]

On behalf of the SCP Foundation, we can say with pride that we honor your joke, Mason! it is very much appreciated! We all had a good laugh in the breakroom today👍

[@tracivano3698]

I thought you're supposed to be secret

[@m1ss.cheese]

SCP 096 escaped

[@Humanishbeings]

Hey, just wanted to say that Josie got out again. Somebody picked her up off the street and she is now an internet sensation.

[@SCPain]

@@tracivano3698they *were…*

[@sanstheskeleton9332]

👍🏻

[@SamanthaTheSonicFan]

Onejob’s probably one of my most favorite subreddits! Thank you for uploading this, EzPz! Great job, Cougar!!

[@Jackinator-xr1xj]

The absolute confidence to say Maori that wrong is incredible 🤣🤣🤣

[@Beanz-on-Toast]

"141!" Sudoku says 414 "Well the black looks written in by a person" The black is in fact the correct one, the yellow one was written in

[@MangoesAreDelish]

not his job

[@JoyOfCreativeService]

In the McDonald's ad's defense, the town name is Yass, and they were likely just jumping on the bandwagon of the trend of people saying it. Only problem is, they didn't realize what it looked like. Also, the mailbox with a pole in front of it is a bigger problem than you'd think. You cannot legally move your mailbox without getting permission from the state first, so they'd either have to move whatever the pole is, or go through the dreaded bureaucratic system. And for the paper being in the ice cream cone, there's a good chance the paper of the next cone in the stack just got stuck in the cone, and the employee didn't notice. It's almost happened to me a couple times.

[@hippiedude2232]

"i don't know what a girdle is " It's a "beauty product" meant to squeeze all the fat cells as close to you as possible to make someone appear thin.

[@EdgedPixie]

Thanks for The Joke™, Mason! I laughed! 👍

[@sanstheskeleton9332]

👍🏻

[@meinm3575]

17:59 Interviewer : Are you planning on cutting your hair anytime soon? Job applicant: Um, No. Interviewer : You're hired!

[@edwinmaster7326]

8:04 that is the only solution for the maze

[@ChrisHorne-b1f]

@8:25 I'm so surprised that cougar didn't make a joke about all the medical/bodily samples are "tasted" here, and not "tested" here. 😂

[@theotakux5959]

I can't believe he misread it.

[@ayrproductions]

Yass is actually an Australian town, hence why that sign exists.

[@strawberrylemonadelioness]

7:42, now I'm just imagining how uncomfortable a steel girdle would be

[@mikmik9034]

@12:31, I was eating a McD Chicken sandwich... . something was not right. I opened it and the chicken patty was only HALF. No wonder they were 2 for One price. Painted over? The difference between SPRAY and Brush? "Telephone Optimal (Cell)" [I don't have a *optional* cell phone, which is more and more required] OH, SO many repeats. Next time cut the run to 10 minutes. make more posts.

[@JadianRadiator]

12:02 Mason's comment reminded me of the nailgun scene in Final Destination.

[@DestinyYlisse]

15:42 For that, our phrase is "Never Eat Shredded Wheat."

[@RexiTheFox]

This is too funny because he wasn’t even close any of the three times

[@DestinyYlisse]

@@RexiTheFox I know. "Oh East? I thought you said Weast!"

[@Voyager141]

Thank you for the joke, Mason.

[@theluckynumber2930]

Thanks for The Joke, Mason! I laughed! 👍

[@burakkurose]

My guy Cougar! I actually live by a Blind Onion, it's a pizza place. The crust is super good.

[@AndGoatz04]

13:00 because hexagons are the bestagons

[@ladyraynainutaisho3.26]

When people have said “FUCK IT AND THE BOSS TOO” once and for all to their jobs. 19:11: Yangadlitya Wardli???

[@andrewnapolitano8565]

1:15:09 "You know what I hate? That's bepis". -Toby Fox

[@Karagianis]

34:04 I think one of my favorite quotes was from a Yellowstone park ranger explaining that it's really difficult to design a bear-proof trash can, because there is a significant overlap of intelligence between the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists!

[@thespectres6164]

"Learn Ma-Rorie" haha fkn hell xD

[@antimatterbee9331]

I saw a box exactly like 50:27 in a local Costco a year or two ago! Exact same misspelling and everything!

[@TbM]

23:10 Perhaps we should ask DAVE why he glued the sign THIS WAY? 1:00:25 There is a parking garage in my city (very big city in germany) and the "A" is correct, but the "B" is mirrored AND upside down, so the top part is BIGGER...

[@TheJustineCredible]

There is a town in Illnois called: Sandwich. There's also another, nearby town called: Plano. My dad used to say they were going to build another between them called: Balogna! LOL

[@Aloofgoblinoid]

The crosswalk job at 21:06, yeah, no, that's right. It keeps people who stop in the crosswalk out of the way of pedestrians. I would hire that guy for thinking outside the box.

[@JanusHoW]

Maybe not quite worthy of this, but long ago, someone put up a sign for a business that was being constructed that said 25 years of customer service Coming soon My family and I saw it once, and never again - but we never forgot it. To this day, we regret not taking a picture of the sign.

[@TrollAirlines-kx8zu]

15:55 The joke is that it's written "for school" in Russian and there is alcohol

[@TrashMammalMae]

I love that both times the "Learn Maori" post came up, he said it increasingly worse.

[@eszternemeth720]

At 33:02 it's in Hungary and they messed up the label too. It says sweet potatoes but I don't think those are sweet potatoes....

[@Cha11engeCha5er5]

The message on the window at 19:08 says Yangadlitya Wardli it’s just upside down

[@katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987]

20:22 I think it's supposed to be "You're a piece of work." But with pizza work.

[@JadianRadiator]

53:53 Apparently that's actually a schedule to automatically turn on and off in a pattern. I don't remember that pattern though.

[@NotSoCrazyNinja]

I mean, potatoes need no advertisement. They are good. Lol

[@AAHyo]

25:30 Lorem Ipsum is often used as placeholder for text in IT

[@JourneyOfTheFallen]

0:12 I am upset. I love almond joys. How could you, Cougar. I’m so sad now. But nah, on a serious note. You do a great job narrating these. Keep it up.

[@zemorph42]

5:43 Every time someone tells me not to use comic sans, I want to use it more. Please stop.

[@Beedlebeee]

Don’t think I’ve heard someone say Maori quite like that before 😭 gave me a laugh thats for sure

[@thespectres6164]

"Learn Ma-Rorie"

[@kyleiarhodes7070]

Thank you mason I laughed 👍

[@perrydixon344]

8 months later.. still thanking Mason

[@meinm3575]

01:03:25 - The comment fit Rick's expression. Haha

[@coolfashiondollshow]

I used to get whole american girl dolls shoved into the mailbox years ago 😂

[@__Stu_Macher__]

thanks for the grate joke Mason , I laughed 👍

[@themoonchild7302]

thanks for the joke mason, I laughed 👍

[@Alexa-Raine]

15:25 his pronunciation of "Avenue", thinking it was spelling wrong! 😂😂😂

[@johnnyshell2839]

It said tasted here.not tested

[@OriginalBlizzerd]

Thanks for the joke, Mason! I laughed! 👍

[@almightyyt2101]

At 27m30s - thats my old neighborhood This That and the Other - we used to fight these kids from Acrosstown St Here, There and Everywhere Streets - sometimes would get caught by the jakes and theyd sent us to County Jail Named After Some Old Dude - city planners were pretty lackadaisical

[@AsgardianQueen]

I have a Han Solo, but he's not covered in paint or carbonite, he's just Han.

[@andrewhormazabal2766]

Lmfaoo DT is drive through😂😂😂😂

[@AkiraTheSlytherin]

never eat shredded wheat

[@MsOV19]

The Blind Onion is a really good pizza joint in Reno, NV

[@KanadeYoisaki_vryTiredComposer]

30:45 Danganronpa reference we're still alive mate

[@ealiglow]

Rip Billy Bob, HD deserves some love /hj

[@bam.3767]

16:55: Bet that's a copyright trap. Nonexistent streets added to a map to catch people plagiarizing the mapmakers.

[@several-cats-in-an-SU-47]

i love cougars voice so much.

[@l5-cs.]

i think that's my screenshot, sometime in 2021 i sceenshotted that and posted it to a few group chats and maybe reddit

[@Arcanist_Gaming]

The sudoku book also claims to "boost your vocabulary." _How,_ exactly, is that possible; o' wise sudoku book?

[@eken81]

1:10:30 That white line is for the legally blind to follow. They feel for it with their cane. That it is interrupted by a flowerbed is either dumb or evil.

[@tommunyon2874]

Kohlrabi like cauliflower is of the cabbage family, so, close?

[@rileyadams6298]

Thank you for making me laugh with that joke. It was beautiful. I love your jokes. I will subscribe to you. 👍

[@misterbush5151]

Thanks for the joke Mason! I laughted👍.

[@necron8992]

Billy Bob is at it again

[@OhHeyItIsNano]

These posts really have me going "Hmmmmm....." and sometimes facepalm.

[@1988nProud]

Hey man just had the wierdest thing. Ur video came on my feed, i clicked on it, got a msg video unavailable in the app. Had to save ur video to a playlist and suddenly i can watch it. 😮

[@Blu_Jay_Wcue]

Best joke ever 😃👍[deffinately no sarcasm implied at all, nope]

[@meinm3575]

46:33 - "U S O ! U S O!"

[@meinm3575]

30:01 - That's for people who are easily distracted when on the phone.

[@merjajarvinen8673]

02:12 "one four one" ezpz really said not my job

[@TheTetrisKobold]

I love the thumbnail btw 😂

[@CuppaLLX]

{first name} is one of my favorite readers

[@GEAS-f8e]

25:30 lorem ipsum is a place holder text

[@AsgardianQueen]

génie climatique actually translates to something, climatic engineering

[@frozendude707]

1:10:32 It looks like parking delineation, to the left you can park vehicles, to the right you walk.

[@draconyx1956]

Ezpz the blind onion is a pizza and pub in Vancouver wa i know i live here. Its a little pricey but they have pretty good food.

[@indiabrown7981]

22:37 there's nothing wrong with the tree, they are poly, like us 😁

[@TheLeviathanYT]

That was the most W thumbnail i've ever seen

[@Personuser_21]

15:02 tho how is Brock Lesnar gonna fight himself 😂😂

[@420mphyeet]

10:27 duck tape does everything. southern card revoked and burned.

[@lizette87]

Those white lines are for visually impaired people so they can follow the ridges to know that they are walking safely. I have dressed a mannequin. It's a hassle...

[@jeremiahmario2378]

I Love watching these 👍

[@AlexDaDermahurr]

my man cougar belongs in r/engrish

[@Pierce_animtesanddraws-jl5go]

Thanks bro👍🏻 I laughed👍🏻

[@sanstheskeleton9332]

Thanks for the joke mason I laughed 👍🏻

[@beanboy45]

Boss and Billy-bob (ft a sentient painted water bottle) A trio i will die for ( probably a cool cartoon too)

[@beanboy45]

Okay here's the plot for this Billy-Bob is a construction guy who just strews up every time at work, and his boss gets fed up (one fire actually made everything worse, and they HAD to rehire him) Then there's the bottle, the bottle got painted over once and now it's just Alive with paint on its back (I was thinking the front, but that'll make the bottle almost blind) and wanting revenge on Billy Bob Other characters include: country man (that funky country accent and knows the bottle is alive), Darby Dan (also gets on the bosses nerves, but at least knows he f up) and, Olivia (handicapped and boss's assistant), Russian man (bodyguard to the boss)

[@meinm3575]

17:50 - Is that a rapper shooting joke?

[@BryanMorris-yc8iq]

3:02 I didn't know there were such big cities in Antarctica

[@lllToxinSFMlll]

duct tape fixes everything

[@LuigiMan2401]

15:51 Thanks for the joke mason, I the laugh 👍

[@WuffRobotica]

that cooler was to dry the wet carpet, not leaking water onto the floor

[@almightyyt2101]

Speaks Mexican? Thats great bc as a speaker of Mexican I have been looking all my life for someone who speaks it. They network did a Mexicant - when something is vaguely spanish and a hick says it must be Mexican lol

[@martindick6001]

Just wish they verified the repeat pictures. About every 20 is a repeat.

[@hbonly-h7t]

❤this! Priceless

[@charmatron4944]

thanks for the joke mason i laughed 👍

[@DarkfoxTamamo_21]

Around 32:08 I thought I was in a time paradox

[@spycraft08]

Guys, do NOT look up girdle!!

[@nemotube6313]

8:09 how original...

[@Alexa-Raine]

4:15 29:51 😂👩‍🏫Mexican Spanish is to Spanish as American English is to English. "Speaking Mexican/or/American" is fine.😅

[@Toasticity]

Thanks for the joke, Mason. I laughed 👍